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jest inside the tent with chains on. Back of everything else was the balloon. Well, the doctor he done a lot of songs and things as advertised. Then the Blanchet Brothers done some of their acts. They was really fine acts, too. Then come some more of Doctor Kirby's refined comedy, as advertised. Next, more Blanchet. Then a lecture about me by the doctor. All in all it takes up about an hour and a half. Then the doctor makes a mighty nice little talk, and wishes them all good afternoon, thanking them fur their kind intentions and liberal patronage, one and all. "But when will the balloon go up?" asts half a dozen at oncet. "The balloon?" asts Doctor Kirby, surprised. "Balloon! Balloon!" yells a kid. And the hull crowd took it up and yelled: "Balloon! Balloon! Balloon!" And they crowded up closte to that rope. Doctor Kirby has been getting off the wagon, but he gets back on her, and stretches his arms wide, and motions of 'em all to come close. "Ladies and gentlemen," he says, "please to gather near--up here, good people--and listen! Listen to what I have to say--harken to the utterings of my voice! There has been a misunderstanding here! There has been a misconstruction! There has been, ladies and gentlemen, a woeful lack of comprehension here!" It looked to me like they was beginning to understand more than he meant them to. I was wondering how it would all come out, but he never lost his nerve. "Listen," he says, very earnest, "listen to me. Somehow the idea seems to have gone forth that there would be a balloon ascension here this afternoon. How, I do not know, for what we advertised,
ladies and gentlemen, was that the balloon used by Prof. Alonzo Ackerman, the illustrious aeronaut, would be UPON EXHIBITION. And there she is, ladies and gentlemen, there she is, for every eye to see and gladden with the sight of--right before you, ladies and gentlemen--the balloon of Alonzo Ackerman, the wonderful voyager of the air, exactly as represented. During their long career Kirby and Company have never deceived the public. Others may, but Kirby and Company are like Caesar's wife--Kirby and Company are above suspicion. It is the province of Kirby's Komedy Kompany, ladies and gentlemen, to spread the glad tidings of innocent amusement throughout the length and breadth of this fair land of ours. And there she is before you, the balloon as advertised, the gallant ship of the air in which the illustrious Ackerman made so many voyages before he sailed at last into the Great Beyond! You can see her, ladies and gentlemen, straining at her cords, anxious to mount into the heavens and be gone! It is an education in itself, ladies and gentlemen, a moral education, and well worth coming miles to see. Think of it--think of it--the Ackerman balloon--and then think that the illustrious Ackerman himself--he was my personal friend, ladies and gentlemen, and a true friend sticketh closer than a brother--the illustrious Ackerman is dead. The balloon, ladies and gentlemen, is there, but Ackerman is gone to his reward. Look at that balloon, ladies and gentlemen, and tell me if you can, why should the spirit of mortals be proud? For the man that rode her like a master and tamed her like she was a dove lies cold and dead in a western graveyard, ladies and gentlemen, and she is here, a useless and an idle vanity without the mind that made her go!" Well, he went on and he told a funny story about Alonzo, which I don't believe they ever was no Alonzo Ackerman, and a lot of 'em laughed; and he told a pitiful story, and they got sollum agin, and then another funny story. Well, he had 'em listening, and purty soon most of the crowd is feeling in a good humour toward him, and one
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DANNY'S OWN STORY BY DON MARQUIS TO
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"Daniel, Dunne and Company." Anybod
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fur all that style and fur York Sta
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So I went out and played in the fro
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"Where is he?" says she and Elmira,
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he kill himself?" they all asts to
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He allows she has told some of the
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and it was empty." Then they was a
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"Send fur Brother Cartwright! Send
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was stubborner than any mule he eve
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"I give in, gosh dern ye! I give in
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That had its handy sides to it, too
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always does go off when you is need
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the shop and he takes down a strap
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and he says: "Beneath a shady chest
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"But what have I got?" asts Hank. "
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to eat him up, and while they was e
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Page 41 and 42: "Well," I says, "Hank sent me over
Page 43 and 44: "Well, all right, Jake," says I, "i
Page 45 and 46: time." "How you going to work it?"
Page 47 and 48: ain't natcheral he will pick corn s
Page 49 and 50: no show fur quite a while, we'd sta
Page 52 and 53: In her lap was a book she had been
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Page 58 and 59: quiet kind of drunks on. Which Looe
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Page 64 and 65: to tell now." "It ain't that," she
Page 66 and 67: when I was a human, I wouldn't of c
Page 68 and 69: "Well," I says, "I will bring them
Page 70 and 71: "Well," he says, "they carried on t
Page 72 and 73: there, and was waiting fur to float
Page 74 and 75: asts the doctor. "I am going to be
Page 76 and 77: he will put in a creamatory, where
Page 78 and 79: what they said was a comic turn. Th
Page 80 and 81: But aside from them occasional mean
Page 82 and 83: "Where's the balloon?" asts the doc
Page 84 and 85: Balloon! Balloon!! Balloon!!! The m
Page 88 and 89: feller yells out: "Go it--you're a
Page 90 and 91: I seen that pile moving and churnin
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Page 94 and 95: full of crime. About a year afterwa
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Page 98 and 99: Hutt by compulsive medical advice,
Page 100 and 101: had more right than any one else to
Page 102 and 103: And the other was a man's voice and
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Page 106 and 107: Frederick, he says, not excited a b
Page 108 and 109: "That is the reason my dear Jane is
Page 110 and 111: "It's for you to say whether you wa
Page 112 and 113: tragic than any tragedy ever was,"
Page 114 and 115: "Why," says the perfessor, "their f
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Page 118 and 119: kick him, and when he talked he had
Page 120 and 121: come closet; raced by the place whe
Page 122 and 123: hosses jumps on, and they rides awa
Page 124 and 125: yourselves." "Why don't yo' shoot t
Page 126 and 127: only not follering. I found the hou
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Page 130 and 131: intended to go on the next day, but
Page 132 and 133: way; and sometimes that is worth a
Page 134 and 135: how-come he been visitin' Marse Tom
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was in a sweat to ketch up with Doc
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the parachute loose it wouldn't wor
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or give anything he can get his Eth
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glass tube all by itself. He looks
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we was setting in his room, and he
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WHY it should, either." He slipped
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this thing is worse than the others
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We got into that little town--I mig
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was considerable of a fox yet. But
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We tells him we is from the North.
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nigger church right on the edge of
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had. He was mebby thinking how much
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too. Dey got some dese hyah coal-il
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"De wohd has gone fo'th among de fa
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people down here and that half-crac
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"Well, suh," he says, "I 'spicions
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to me. But fur some reason or other
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up shouts of men. "RUN!" yells Sam,
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and gets his pipe, and brings it ou
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fur his sake, the same as he is per
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ack of the wagon. He had been more'
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So they turned Sam loose. I never s
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and cool, and he goes on with his l
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to bring out the word very decided-
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in Indiany one day, and I had lost
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two as they spoke. It looked to me
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preaching to them. They was all so
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conscience." He meant it, Grimes di
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and rush amongst them guns and end
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jumps up impatient and says: "We've
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as cheap in Watson County as it is
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as a piece of paper, and his nostri
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part of their own selves, and the b
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But things which was my own consarn
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left him, and Colonel Tom thinks he
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with him for that reason. "We decid
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with me, Tom, I looked like thirty
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kind, you know, Tom, and said that
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FORGIVE ME.'" "But couldn't you tel
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"I don't think it's possible, Dave,
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and stay there. And then my conscie
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Lucy's house was. And, if anything,
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"And then HE came to town!--" "Who?
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Fate got away with my half too one
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edroom, and lay down on their stumm
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"He ended with an impassioned appea
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to his feet sudden. I nearly busted
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looked it. "Why did you never tell
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But finally the nurse begins fur to
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Lucy?" "Yes, yes!" she says, excite
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