DANNY'S OWN STORY BY DON MARQUIS TO MY ... - Pink Monkey
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Hutt by compulsive medical advice, me being fur<br />
a while doing some work on the city pavements<br />
through a mistake about me in the police court.<br />
William Dear looks at me like it was the day of<br />
judgment and his job was to keep the fatted calves<br />
separate from the goats and prodigals, and he says:<br />
"If I were you, Aunt Estelle, the first thing would<br />
be to get his hair cut and his face washed and then<br />
get him some clothes."<br />
"William Dear is my friend," thinks I.<br />
She calls James, which was a butler. James,<br />
he buttles me into a bathroom the like o' which<br />
I never seen afore, and then he buttles me into a<br />
suit o' somebody's clothes and into a room at the<br />
top o' the house next to his'n, and then he comes<br />
back and buttles a comb and brush at me. James<br />
was the most mournful-looking fat man I ever<br />
seen, and he says that account of me not being<br />
respectable I will have my meals alone in the kitchen<br />
after the servants has eat.<br />
The first thing I knowed I been in that house<br />
more'n a week. I eat and I slept and I smoked<br />
and I kind of enjoyed not worrying about things<br />
fur a while. The only oncomfortable thing about<br />
being the perfessor's guest was Miss Estelle. Soon's<br />
she found out I was a agnostic she took charge o'<br />
my intellectuals and what went into 'em, and she<br />
makes me read things and asts me about 'em, and<br />
she says she is going fur to reform me. And whatever<br />
brand o' disgrace them there agnostics really<br />
is I ain't found out to this day, having come acrost<br />
the word accidental.<br />
Biddy Malone, which was the kitchen mechanic,<br />
she says the perfessor's wife's been over to her<br />
mother's while this smallpox has been going on,<br />
and they is a nurse in the house looking after Miss<br />
Margery, the little kid that's sick. And Biddy,<br />
she says if she was Mrs. Booth she'd stay there,<br />
too. They's been some talk, anyhow, about Mrs.