The Silver Kewanite - Kewanee Public Library District
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14 JEERING JOURNAL<br />
CONTEST CONDUCTED<br />
BY JEERING JOURNAL<br />
Many Big Prizes Offered to Best<br />
Spellers; Competition Closes<br />
Midnight, July, 1958.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Jeering Journal takes this<br />
opportunity to tell of the unusual<br />
contest which we are going to hold.<br />
How would you like to purchase<br />
your text books out of your own<br />
money next September? All you<br />
have to do is follow the simple<br />
introductions and win a big prize.<br />
Every month for two months, the<br />
Jeering Journal will publish a list<br />
of simple words which you ought<br />
to know how to spell. Study the<br />
words carefully and when you<br />
think you can spell them correctly,<br />
just take out the dictionary and go<br />
to work. Be sure to write on only<br />
three sides of the paper, and manuscripts<br />
not written in Eskimo will<br />
not be accepted. Remember—neatness<br />
and accuracy will not count,<br />
so do not put yourself out in the<br />
least.<br />
Prize winners will be announced<br />
next month and all manuscripts<br />
must be received by midnight, July,<br />
1958. This contest is open to everyone<br />
except the families, employees,<br />
and readers of the Jeering Journal.<br />
You need not purchase a copy of<br />
this paper to enter the contest.<br />
Feel free to borrow your neighbor's<br />
paper or cut the part you want out<br />
of the copy at the <strong>Public</strong> library.<br />
Don't fail to enter this contest!<br />
Be sure to tell your friends and<br />
relatives to enter it, as they may<br />
not win a prize.<br />
As soon as we fail to receive<br />
your contribution, we will give you<br />
your choice of the following prizes:<br />
1. Bottle of Listerine.<br />
2. Pencil box complete with a<br />
drinking cup.<br />
3. Smelling salts.<br />
4. Roll of adhesive tape.<br />
5. Cigarette lighter guaranteed<br />
not to be a disappointment. (It<br />
won't fool you and light occasionally.)<br />
Now let's see everyone get busy<br />
and put this contest over with a<br />
bang. Here goes with the first set<br />
of words—<br />
1.<br />
2.<br />
3.<br />
4.<br />
5.<br />
6.<br />
7.<br />
8.<br />
9.<br />
10.<br />
11.<br />
12.<br />
don't<br />
try<br />
to<br />
skip<br />
school<br />
you<br />
can't<br />
escape<br />
Watson<br />
and<br />
his<br />
glass<br />
Patronize our advertisers.<br />
1930 FOOTOBALL<br />
IN A NUTSHELL<br />
(Continued from page 13, column 1)<br />
his feel and did the Varsity Drag<br />
and was okay again.<br />
Take this for a lesson and put it<br />
in the drawers, table drawers, of<br />
course, for future reference.<br />
This paper recommends this<br />
question for the advance ticket collections<br />
for next year's season and<br />
by following the above formula of<br />
what not to do in case of fire you<br />
are privileged to return same for<br />
a down payment.<br />
ORION MAKES HIT<br />
WITH K. H. S. TEAM<br />
(Continued from page 13, column 2)<br />
ever. Says Fish Price, as they departed<br />
homeward: "We always<br />
come back for more, old top, and,<br />
believe me, I'm a man of my word."<br />
Donald Edmund Deyo, Esq., says<br />
that he can swallow any bottle of<br />
pop in two gulps. We do not know<br />
anything about one-way traffic regulations,<br />
but we will bet he can<br />
make better time coming back.<br />
Any excess <strong>Kewanite</strong> money<br />
over and above everything else will<br />
be used to buy a track suit for Mr.<br />
Landuyt. He complains that when<br />
he goes to Chicago he is not quite<br />
speedy enough in crossing streets.<br />
More speed is the desired result of<br />
the combination of one size 30 gym<br />
suit and one teacher (size not published).<br />
"This is said only in joking,<br />
of course."<br />
MEET ME AT—<br />
obituarY<br />
IN MEMORIAM<br />
DEYO: "Loud Mouth" Deyo. In<br />
upsetting recollection of our<br />
steamboat whistle, who died one<br />
year ago today. He succumbed<br />
to tuberculosis, caused by excessive<br />
blowing.<br />
'Gone but not forgotten."<br />
—<strong>The</strong> Faculty.<br />
MARZALEK: "Fuzz" Marzalek. In<br />
fond memory of one who died<br />
three years ago today. He<br />
caught a cold in his head immediately<br />
after making the football<br />
team, and the cold had so much<br />
room to spread at that time that<br />
it caused his death.<br />
"T h e fairest flowers are<br />
plucked the soonest."<br />
—W. H. and G. M.<br />
MAYHEW: Margery Mayhew. In<br />
loving memory of my "better<br />
half", who was blown to bits<br />
while trying to perform an experiment<br />
in chemistry.<br />
"Up in heaven I see<br />
My Marger—ee—<br />
Blissfully waiting<br />
For her Frank—ee!<br />
—Frank Kirley.<br />
ROBINSON: Mr. Russell Merrill<br />
Robinson. In remorseful commemoration<br />
of the recent expiration<br />
of our "Robby", who fell<br />
dead when the student body<br />
stopped talking as he came upon<br />
the stage.<br />
"Even the great must go."<br />
—<strong>The</strong> Students.<br />
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