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SUCK
MY
KICK
SMK pulled off a win that has now prepped the team for the CHAMPIONSHIP… or at least the
playoffs J Just how exactly does one pull off such a win? Well let me tell you… First you must
stretch! Our newbie’s, Nick and Rachel showed us all just how to do so! Captain Phil, also our
amazing pitcher, warms up each week with a few protein shakes after hitting the gym for 3 hours
pumping iron before each game. He swears by his routine, as it gives him perfect form for pitching
and kicking. You can order his workout routine for just one easy payment of $19.99! But wait,
there’s more! Order now and receive a Waka Certified Shake Weight to strengthen your forearms for
FREE! Did somebody say PHOTO SHOOT?!? Yes… that’s right, Bri warmed up for the night’s
game with what seems to be one crazy photo shoot. Strike a pose? Madonna ain’t got NOTHING on
her bunts! *Pew* *Pew* were the sounds coming from Lindsay with the guns pointing! There’s
something about an Ikea trip that can help any players performance!
• Step one: Find a box that looks like multiple things. For example, Lindsay’s box looked like a
gun/Oklahoma/foam finer.
• Step two: Walk around the store making *pew* noises, singing OOOOOOklahoma, and chaNt
“You’re #1!” This is a great way to prep for any game!
• Now, how do Erica and Bonnie prepare for such a game? The answer is: SONIC!
With a pregame drink from their local Sonic, Erica was able to get to 2nd base by being on all 4’s…
and Bonnie took an amazing shot to the face by the giant red ball. They used their tactics by trying to
psych the other team by making them think we had no idea what we were doing… and it WORKED!
Kevin… oh Kevin! The only person who can totally SHANK the ball and then make a play that
changes the game! Apple Joe did what he does best – even though he forgot his FAMOUS
sunglasses! Harvey and Lauren are the POWERHOUSE couple on the team… People are in awe
when they watch them because they should be playing in the Olympics or something! PURE RAW
TALENT! The one BIG difference on the team this week is that Beau was sober enough to play and
play well! While he might be hoping to move downtown in the near future once his house sells, what
he doesn’t know is that all of us have joined as a team to keep that from happening! Every single
person on SMK stepped up this week, proved themselves to the league that we are here and not
going ANYWHERE until that trophy is OURS!