Week IV
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W<br />
e're back with Baby Doll. And wasn't it nifty that we didn't get rained out after<br />
all? We had some sprinkles<br />
last night, but the fields<br />
should be nice and dry by tomorrow.<br />
So there was some kickball thing at<br />
the Draft last Friday night. Black<br />
Eyed Peas did make an appearance on<br />
the video playlist, but otherwise<br />
the Midseason Party was, well, a<br />
great big party. There was a lot<br />
of beer, a lot of girly shots that<br />
tasted like Sprite, lemonade, and<br />
vodka (yes, Virginia, even I had a<br />
couple), probably a lot of less<br />
girly shots, certainly a lot more<br />
beer, beer pong, flip cup, Piglet<br />
ears, and about three hours of what<br />
sounded like the same song! Thanks<br />
to everyone (and that's a lot of<br />
everyones) who came out, and<br />
special thanks to Erika, Tim, and<br />
Ariana for making it happen, to<br />
Celina for taking half a squintillion photos of it, and especially to Tom for special<br />
pitcher-procuring services!<br />
That very same Mr. Thomas Martinez, Inflatable Party Sheep captain and all-around nice<br />
guy, also just happens to be the division's Director of Matters Financial (a.k.a. the<br />
Mullah of Moolah; Treasurer for short). He's<br />
good with numbers. He's good with beer. He's<br />
been on a bunch of different kickball teams,<br />
including Star's very first division champions,<br />
the Valley Girls Girls Girls of Summer 2009, and,<br />
once upon a time, in a division far, far away<br />
(Victory, in Van Nuys), the very first<br />
incarnation of Star's most recent division<br />
champions, Piglet's Revenge. Hey! The pattern<br />
suggests that the Party Sheep should win the<br />
championship this season! If you can find Dr.<br />
Nick, he'd probably give you crazy odds on that<br />
happening (plus a diatribe on kickball-related<br />
self-delusion and a dose of something venereal),<br />
and then you could make a fortune in government<br />
cheese and PBR empties!<br />
Reminders:<br />
! Umping is not an easy job, and everyone who<br />
volunteers to take it on deserves respect and<br />
cooperation. There is, however, some<br />
responsibility involved. When your team is<br />
scheduled to umpire, you should be able to<br />
provide three people prepared to referee. If<br />
you are going to ref, you must be familiar<br />
with the rules. No one expects every call to<br />
be perfect, but everybody should expect every<br />
umpire to follow the same guidelines, pay attention, and do the best he or she can.<br />
Since the Head Umpire has the final authority during a game, and his rulings cannot be<br />
overturned once the game ends, even if he was completely wrong, it is especially<br />
needful to make those rulings as consistently and as accurately as possible.<br />
That said, at the end of the game, no matter how dreadful the umps are, the team with<br />
the most runs wins, so score more runs than the other team.
And do not fuck with the umps. Not ever.<br />
! Dandy Lions, Kicking Puppies, and Inflatable Party Sheep will be bringing the bags.<br />
o Please have the bags on the fields by 7:30!<br />
! Your Mon's Team, Bad News Borrachos, I'd Hit It, Inflatable Party Sheep, Kicking<br />
Puppies, and Dandy Lions will be umping.<br />
o Please be sure that the captains have RPSed for Home or Away before game time.<br />
o YMT, BNB and IHI: please be sure the fields are set up at 8:00 (or sooner, if<br />
possible).<br />
! Bro's B4 NoHo's, Rick Rollers, and Stanky LeggZ will be taking the bags.<br />
! Captains: please do not forget to send in your scores. The sooner we get them, the<br />
sooner we can update the standings on the division website. Immediately after your<br />
game is good, but please get them to me by noon Friday at the absolute latest.<br />
Upcoming Dates:<br />
! THIS Thursday, April 29 th : Team Theme Photo Night! Be at the park at 7:15 to get your<br />
team picture taken! StarBalls and Base Invaders, too!<br />
! Thursday, May 20 th : Star Wars, the Charity Event!<br />
! Saturday, June 12 th : End-of-Season Party!<br />
Pax out!<br />
love,<br />
Cami<br />
P.S. Happy birthday to TJ Jackson and Tom Martinez! Happy birthday also to Star vet<br />
Chris Hutchings, who originally designed our starry-eyed smoking gopher logo!<br />
P.P.S. This newsletter is dedicated to Nicole Musselman, Kris Mecenas, and the complete<br />
stranger who asked me for 75¢ to play the golf game at the Midseason Party.
Seven Descents of Myrtle<br />
BNB Bad News Borrachos 2.0<br />
BRO<br />
Bro's B4 NoHo's<br />
IHI<br />
I'd Hit It<br />
RRO<br />
Rick Rollers<br />
SLZ<br />
Stanky LeggZ<br />
SUS<br />
StarBalls…<br />
YMT<br />
Your Mom's Team<br />
BAS<br />
BLA<br />
DAN<br />
IPS<br />
KPU<br />
PIG<br />
TAW<br />
The Glass Menagerie<br />
Base Invaders<br />
Black to the Future<br />
The Dandy Lions<br />
Inflatable Party Sheep<br />
Kicking Puppies<br />
Piglet's Revenge<br />
Team Awesome!<br />
W EEK <strong>IV</strong> 22 APRIL Ump Bag<br />
North SLZ 4 YMT 0 BAS<br />
8:00 South SUS 0 IHI 2 PIG<br />
Grass BRO 2 BNB 6 TAW<br />
North BAS 0 DAN 13 SLZ DAN<br />
9:00 South PIG 8 KPU 1 SUS KPU<br />
Grass TAW 1 IPS 4 BRO IPS<br />
Bye BLA RRO<br />
W EEK V 29 APRIL Ump Bag<br />
North IPS BLA YMT<br />
8:00 South KPU TAW BNB<br />
Grass DAN PIG IHI<br />
North YMT BRO IPS BRO<br />
9:00 South BNB RRO KPU RRO<br />
Grass IHI SLZ DAN SLZ<br />
Bye SUS BAS<br />
T EAM W L T GF PF P TS. GP P CT. RS RA S TR.<br />
PIG 4 0 0 0 0 4.0 4 1.000 31 3 W4<br />
DAN 3 0 0 0 0 3.0 3 1.000 22 4 W3<br />
SLZ 3 0 1 0 0 3.5 4 .875 14 9 W2<br />
RRO 2 0 1 0 0 2.5 3 .833 16 8 (W1)<br />
BNB 3 1 0 0 0 3.0 4 .750 20 9 W1<br />
IPS 2 2 0 0 0 2.0 4 .500 17 20 W1<br />
IHI 1 1 1 0 0 1.5 3 .500 5 4 W1<br />
TAW 1 2 0 0 0 1.0 3 .333 9 11 L1<br />
BLA 1 2 0 0 0 1.0 3 .333 15 13 (L2)<br />
SUS 1 3 0 0 0 1.0 4 .250 8 20 L1<br />
BAS 1 3 0 0 0 1.0 4 .250 5 36 L1<br />
YMT 0 2 1 0 0 0.5 3 .167 2 10 L2<br />
BRO 0 3 0 0 0 0.0 3 .000 6 12 L3<br />
KPU 0 3 0 0 0 0.0 3 .000 4 16 L3<br />
W = Wins (1); L = Losses (0); T = Ties (.5); GF = Game Forfeits (-.75 [GF also incurs a 5-0<br />
Loss]); PF = Paper Forfeits (-.75 [PF does NOT incur a Loss]); Pts. = W-L-T-F weight; GP = Games<br />
Played; Pct. = Pts./GP; RS = Runs Scored; RA = Runs Allowed; Str. = Current Streak.<br />
Teams with three or more forfeits of any kind are disqualified from playoffs. Don't forfeit!<br />
Standings are determined by Pct. > Head-to-Head > W > RA, and may look weird while GP varies.<br />
Note that standings will not be decisive until all teams have completed eight games.
On Bases, Baselines, and Base Running<br />
10.01 Runners must stay within the baseline. Any runner outside the baseline is out (see<br />
Rule 14.02k):<br />
a. Runners may choose their path from one base to the next, and may follow a natural<br />
running arc;<br />
b. Runners are free to change course to avoid interference with a fielder making a play;<br />
c. When attempting to avoid a ball tag, runners may move no more than 4 feet out of their<br />
established path.<br />
10.02 Obstruction. Fielders must stay out of the baseline. Fielders trying to make an<br />
out on base may have their foot on base, but must lean out of the baseline. Runners<br />
hindered by any fielder within the baseline, not making an active play for the ball,<br />
shall be safe at the base to which they were running. Runners may choose to advance<br />
beyond this base while the ball is still in play.<br />
Q: What advice can you give to Referees on the correct application of Obstruction<br />
calls (Rule 10.02) and Baseline violations (Rule 10.01)?<br />
A:<br />
! Remember that the baseline is not always a straight line between two bases, but<br />
is determined by the route the runner takes.<br />
! A fielder possessing or actively receiving the ball cannot be guilty of<br />
Obstruction.<br />
! Neither type of infraction immediately ends the play, though they can be called<br />
after the conclusion of the play.<br />
! Runners that choose to advance beyond an awarded base while the play is still in<br />
progress do so at their own risk.<br />
! Refs may award an additional base beyond the one the runner is obstructed from<br />
reaching, if the Ref feels that deliberate and unsportsmanlike Obstruction alone<br />
has prevented an uncontested advance.<br />
10.03 Neither leading off base, nor stealing a base is allowed. A runner may advance<br />
once the ball is kicked. A runner off base when the ball is kicked is out (see Rule<br />
14.02g).<br />
10.04 Hitting a runner’s neck or head with the ball is not allowed, except when the<br />
runner is sliding. Any runner hit in the neck or head is safe, and advances to the base<br />
they were running toward when the ball hits the runner. If the runner intentionally uses<br />
the head or neck to block the ball, and is so called by the Referee, the runner is out.<br />
10.05 A tag-up is a requirement to retouch or stay on a base until a kicked then caught<br />
ball is first touched by a fielder. After a tag-up a runner may advance. A runner<br />
failing to tag-up as required is out (see Rule 14.02f).<br />
Q: At what point may a runner “tag up” to advance on a caught ball?<br />
A: The runner may tag up as of the moment the kicked ball is first touched by any<br />
fielder (10.05).<br />
Q: When a runner misses a base, or leaves base on a caught ball before it is first<br />
touched, and the play ends without the runner returning to retouch the base, or<br />
without the fielding team putting the runner out, should the fielding team "appeal"<br />
the play by holding the ball at the missed or vacated base once the play is<br />
concluded?<br />
A: No. After the play has concluded, any Ref that witnessed a runner miss a base or<br />
leave one prematurely may call the runner out at that time, without the formality<br />
of appeal (see Rules 10.05, 14.02f, l, and m). Any Out so called is applied as of<br />
the end of the play.<br />
Note that any runner leaving a base before a pitched ball is kicked is immediately<br />
out (see Rules 10.03 and 14.02g).
Q: When a runner is called out after a play for missing a base (see Rule 14.02l) or<br />
failing to tag up (see Rule 14.02m), and that is the 3rd out of an inning, does the<br />
call nullify any runs that scored on the play?<br />
A: These outs are applied as of the end of the play, therefore:<br />
- On failed tag-ups: the run is nullified only if it was the scoring runner that<br />
failed to tag up.<br />
- On missed bases: the run is nullified only if it was the scoring runner that<br />
missed a base, OR if the runner that missed the base was in a force situation<br />
compelling them to reach the missed base. [Example: if a kicker never touches first<br />
base, no runners on base may score (see Rule 10.09).]<br />
10.06 All ties will go to the runner. Runners traveling from home plate may overrun first<br />
base, and may only be tagged out if actively attempting to advance to second base.<br />
Q: Can a kicker who overruns first base be tagged out if they turn to the left?<br />
A: An idle left turn that still brings them directly back to first base does NOT<br />
constitute an active attempt to advance per 10.06. However, even the slightest<br />
deliberate move towards second base would allow the runner to be tagged out.<br />
10.07 Base Running on Overthrows;<br />
a. an overthrow is a ball thrown, kicked, or deflected into foul territory while making<br />
a defensive play toward a player or base;<br />
Q: Overthrows – if a fielder tries to catch a kicked ball but fails, deflecting the<br />
ball into foul territory, is that an “overthrow” that restricts the runners?<br />
A: No – Rule 10.07a defines an overthrow as “a ball thrown, kicked, or deflected<br />
into foul territory while making a defensive play toward a player or base;” –<br />
therefore a misplayed catch of a ball directly off the kicker’s foot does not<br />
qualify, since it is not a defensive play towards a player or base. Similarly, an<br />
attempted defensive play that sails into center field does not restrict the runners<br />
either, since the ball has not entered foul territory.<br />
b. a runner may advance only one base beyond the base the runner is on or running toward<br />
when the ball travels into foul territory;<br />
Q: If a kicker/runner safely overruns first base, and the ball is then overthrown,<br />
how far may that kicker/runner advance?<br />
A: Overrunning first base is NOT equivalent to “running toward” second base (see<br />
Rule 10.07b), and therefore the kicker/runner would be limited to second base. The<br />
kicker/runner is permitted to attempt an advance to third base only if the<br />
kicker/runner had started an active attempt to reach second base (see Rule 10.06)<br />
before the ball was overthrown.<br />
c. one base on an overthrow is a restriction on the runner – not an automatic right for<br />
the runner to advance;<br />
d. if any fielder attempts to make an out prior to returning the ball to the pitcher,<br />
runners may commence base running.<br />
10.08 Running past another runner is not allowed. The passing runner is out (see Rule<br />
14.02j).<br />
10.09 A run scores when a runner touches home plate before the third out is made, EXCEPT<br />
that no run can score when the third out is made during a force play situation, or when<br />
the kicker is put out before touching first base. At the end of a game the team with the<br />
most runs wins.<br />
Q: Can you define “Force play situation” (see Rule 10.09)?<br />
A: When a kicker puts a ball fairly in play and becomes a runner, this “forces” any<br />
runner on the base immediately ahead of the kicker to advance, as it does any<br />
runner on the base immediately ahead of a forced runner. Runners so forced are no<br />
longer safe on the base they originally occupied, until and unless a runner or<br />
kicker behind them is put out.
Note that a runner’s requirement to tag up before advancing on a caught ball<br />
(10.05) does not constitute a “force” in this sense. When the 3rd out of an inning<br />
is made on a runner failing to tag up, that does NOT nullify any runs scored on the<br />
play prior to the out being made, unless it was the scoring runner put out in this<br />
fashion.<br />
10.10 When a base is displaced during play, any runner is safe while in contact with the<br />
base's original and correct location. All displaced bases should be restored at the end<br />
of each play (see Rule 1.01b).<br />
Q&A ganked from the extremely helpful Rules FAQ. Any grammatical disasters are WAKA's.<br />
Stanky LeggZ 4 – Your Mom's Team 0
Your Mom took a trip to Stanky town…<br />
Your Mom’s Team showcased their defensive skills with Trey P.<br />
locking it down on third—putting him in the running for Peg<br />
King.<br />
Your Mom put up a fight, but at the end of the day, the LeggZ'<br />
fierce practice kicks and veteran moves got the win. All the<br />
same—way to Shakeys things up.<br />
Your Mom heard: “Hey Da’bomb, what’s up?”<br />
Crow’s Kick of the <strong>Week</strong>: The Reach Around<br />
Nicole<br />
YMT<br />
I'd Hit It 2 - StarBalls…The Umpire Strikes Back 0<br />
[I'd Hit It has assured me (twice) that they will never provide a logo, a recap, or<br />
photos for the newsletter. So we're just going to ignore them for the rest of the<br />
season, too.]<br />
Bad News Borrachos 6 – Bro's B4 NoHo's 2<br />
When you think Borrachos vs. Bro’s, you might as well be<br />
thinking Coke vs. Pepsi or Tyson vs. Holyfield…<br />
It turned out to be more along the lines of Coyote vs.<br />
Roadrunner, with the Borrachos dominating the Bro’s from the<br />
first inning right on down to the last, giving us a 6-2 win, AND<br />
IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!!!<br />
What was at stake? A plethora of goodies!!<br />
1 st AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: Bragging rights!!!<br />
2 nd and slightly less important: Silencing Kris, who will<br />
be wearing a pacifier to this week’s game (Your Mom's Team
can thank us later).<br />
3 rd : BEER. A nice frosty 30 pack to add to our collection…<br />
We would like to thank the Bro’s for being good sports and for playing a great game!!<br />
We’d very much like to thank Team Awesome for umping; it was very much appreciated!!<br />
Jen<br />
BNB
Dandy Lions 13 – Base Invaders 0<br />
[I'm not sure if these two (or even either one of them, for that matter) are actually<br />
Dandy Lions, but they are now.]<br />
Let's see... Base Invaders 0. Dandy Lions 13. We invaded no<br />
bases.<br />
Lions and Errors and Beer... OH MY!<br />
After falling behind 7-0 in the first inning...yeah, that's not<br />
a typo...and after being offered an insulting (however polite<br />
it's supposed to be) mercy surrender in the bottom of the fourth<br />
inning after allowing six more runs, the Base Evaders put their<br />
egos aside and decided to get R.O.W.D.Y. Yelling, screaming,<br />
and jumping on the fences. Laughing and kicking, and letting<br />
the good times roll. And by roll, I mean the super stealth,<br />
sneaky army, invader roll by Dirck on his way to first. And,<br />
for those keeping track, that would be the second time Dirck has<br />
done some acrobatic stunt during a game. Giving new meaning to Dirck the hurt. :)<br />
In the end, the lions were the king of the jungle gym and the pitcher of beer was dandy<br />
indeed.<br />
Erika<br />
BAS<br />
PS. Not sure if STAR is keeping track of this stat, but we may have a shot at being the<br />
team that has had the most beer purchased FOR them. That, my friends, is no small feat.<br />
That takes dedication, dammit.<br />
Beware the Invasion! No really.
Piglet's Revenge 8 – Kicking Puppies 1<br />
Piglet's Revenge displayed great teamwork last Thursday against<br />
the Kicking<br />
Puppies.<br />
On offense,<br />
we got on<br />
base<br />
throughout<br />
the game<br />
with wellplaced<br />
bunts<br />
and line<br />
drives. Sophia, Jeff, and<br />
Arno advanced the runners<br />
like clockwork. Corey<br />
brought in two runs in<br />
the first inning. Yay<br />
Corey! We scored three<br />
runs in the first, had<br />
bases loaded in the<br />
second inning, and then<br />
scored five runs in the<br />
third. Although we<br />
managed to get on base<br />
during the last two<br />
innings we weren't<br />
able to bring our<br />
runners home.<br />
On defense, Tyler and<br />
Jojo were aggressive<br />
on the mound, making<br />
it hard for the<br />
Puppies to get on base. There<br />
were also several great catches and<br />
plays while fielding. Two catches that come to<br />
mind are: Brandon sprinting from the kicking box, launching
himself in the air, catching the ball, and rolling with it. AMAZING! My description does<br />
not do it justice... Another awesome example was Leah's solid catch of a pop fly towards<br />
second base. Great job Piglets!!!<br />
Thank you Kicking Puppies for a fun game! Roy, you have mad base running skills.<br />
Final score: Piglet's Revenge 8, Kicking Puppies 1. Next week we play The Dandy Lions.<br />
Oink!<br />
Faun<br />
PIG<br />
Inflatable Party Sheep 4 – Team Awesome! 1<br />
Not much to say about this game except that we will forever<br />
erase the second inning from our memories. What happened that<br />
inning stays in that inning.<br />
Highlights of the game: Adam brought in a run, Jason almost fell<br />
on his ass, a Sheep tried to get to second base between Katie's<br />
legs, * and Eliot baked us brownies. No, not those kind of<br />
brownies.<br />
*<br />
I believe that was Tim.
Now for the important recap: the Mid-Season<br />
Party. To all those teams who are bitter<br />
that The Draft waitress (Raquel) was wearing<br />
our shirt, please be nice to her. Her<br />
endorsement may be due to our ability to pay<br />
our bill correctly, the fact that we tip well,<br />
or maybe we just smell like magic and Skittles.<br />
Or it could have to do with the fact that we are raging alcoholics who spend more time at<br />
the bar than we do playing kickball, and she really likes purple and unicorns. I think<br />
it's the Skittles.<br />
Kristie<br />
TAW<br />
socks.<br />
Team Awesome! beat us<br />
6-0 when we met them<br />
last season, so we<br />
were,<br />
perhaps<br />
unsurprisingly,<br />
expected to lose again—<br />
and lose big—this time<br />
around. Probably that<br />
also had something to<br />
do with the drubbing<br />
we'd taken the week<br />
before, courtesy of the<br />
other team in pink<br />
We didn't lose, though.<br />
As Tom put it, we did everything we completely<br />
failed to do in the Piglets game, like catching,<br />
throwing, kicking, and running. It's all about<br />
the little things.<br />
Highlights include Drew T.'s two-run sac and<br />
Tim's breathtakingly big catch out in the middle<br />
of nowhere. Chris made some glorious snaps to<br />
first and second, and took some glorious snaps at
first himself, and Patrick was all<br />
over the ball. Drew P.'s gameending,<br />
god-is-my-radar, off-thefingertips-and-backagain<br />
snag in deep<br />
left field was a thing of sheer beauty.<br />
And me, I like adjectives.<br />
But besides our long-awaited Awesome! redemption, over and above completely rocking<br />
"Aqualung" (with a little help from a Base Invader—and special thanks to the Dandy Lions<br />
who led us to think of Jethro Tull in the first place) at the Draft, and even beyond
winning at least a couple rounds of Flip Cup at the Midseason Party, there was Tim at the<br />
US Air Guitar LA regionals at the Troubadour on Saturday. And there were a lot of both<br />
Sheep and Piglets in the 6 String Army.<br />
Thanks to Team Awesome! for a great game, and to the Bro's for umping.<br />
Baaa!<br />
Cami<br />
IPS<br />
Black to the Future - Bye<br />
Many of you<br />
have probably<br />
seen Black to<br />
the Future's<br />
Adam Wylie<br />
perform many<br />
of his magic<br />
tricks at<br />
the<br />
bar…yeah,<br />
well, he's for real. Our team decided<br />
to meet up with him and fellow<br />
players at the Magic Castle to see<br />
him perform! Drinks were had, songs<br />
were requested to a ghost who played<br />
them for us and magic happened! What a<br />
great time! So what did you do on your BYE week?<br />
Yeah we went to The Magic Castle!<br />
After an event at work that most of Black to the Future had to<br />
attend went haywire, the team decided to leave and do something<br />
much more fun:<br />
VISIT THE MAGIC CASTLE!<br />
Robert<br />
BLA<br />
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know. Also: please SPELL OUT NUMBERS, cardinal or ordinal, everywhere except in the<br />
score.<br />
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