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epublished work. Hinting at the subject, Todd begins by stating that, ". . . in this<br />

life, a heavier curse can hardly hang upon a young man than that of possessing a<br />

polluted imagination." (p. 147). He then launches forthrightly into masturbation,<br />

but does so almost entirely in Latin, beginning at the bottom of page 147<br />

("effundendi manu [<strong>ONAN</strong>IS SCELUS,]") and continuing with a list of its evil effects<br />

on pp. 148-49. Rev. Todd's delicacy would lose his topic almost entirely on the<br />

non-classical student but for two lengthy footnotes in English at the bottom of<br />

pp. 148-49, which refer to resulting insanity and "sudden death."<br />

An excerpt:<br />

While I thus briefly allude to these wanderings of the imagination, by which the<br />

mind is debilitated, the soul polluted by a stain which tears cannot wash out, nor<br />

the deepest repentance fully do away, I cannot satisfy my conscience without<br />

going a step further, and saying what others have, to my certain knowledge,<br />

wished to say, and ought to say, but which no one has yet had the courage to<br />

say, in tones loud and distinct. May I entreat the young man who reads these<br />

pages not to pass the following paragraph without reading and pondering it. I<br />

have chosen to risk the charge of pedantry rather than not say what I could not<br />

say in English.<br />

Lux nulla, illa Diae ultimae excepta, ut frequenter et assideu, consuetudinem***effundendi<br />

manu [Onanis scelus,] revelare possit. Adolescentulos . . . .<br />

[etc., continuing in Latin for two pages of text, 147-49]<br />

What shall be said of such works as those of Byron? May not a young man<br />

read those? Can he not learn things from him which cannot be learned<br />

elsewhere? I reply, Yes, just as you would learn, while treading in burning lava,<br />

what could not be learned elsewhere. . . .<br />

[footnote:] *It is awfully certain, too, that it is very frequently the cause of sudden<br />

death. The apoplexy waits hard by, as God's executioner, upon this sin. May the<br />

pale-faced youth, in feeble health, frequently imputing his disease to the<br />

dyspepsia, or something like it, tremble as he looks off the abyss on which he has<br />

placed himself? . . . [p. 149]<br />

"These remarks," Todd concludes, "may be condemned by some; but I shall<br />

have two sources of consolation,—first, that I have discharged a sacred duty;<br />

and, secondly, that those who are offended are those for whose special benefit<br />

these remarks are made." (p.149n.)<br />

107 [another edition] TODD, John. THE STUDENT'S MANUAL: Designed, by<br />

Specific Directions, to Aid in Forming and Strengthening the Intellectual and Moral<br />

Character and Habits of the Student. . . . Second Edition. Northampton: Published<br />

by J. H. Butler. Boston . . . New-York . . . Philadelphia . . . Buffalo . . . , 1835.<br />

112

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