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pumps (p. 11, shown AT RIGHT).<br />

A "Gonorrhoea [drainage] Bag<br />

with Suspensory" jockstrap contraption<br />

is described, illustrated<br />

and offered for sale on page 4.<br />

And don't forget to buy the<br />

Penola syringe to get to the very<br />

heart of this pesky affliction in a<br />

timely manner; "can be carried in<br />

the vest pocket." (p. 5)<br />

Not on OCLC, which finds only<br />

Nutriola's Catalogue B, for ladies,<br />

located in a single copy preserved<br />

at Stanford University. A 1904<br />

stock promotional pamphlet of<br />

eight pages from this company is<br />

known in one copy (held by<br />

URMC), entitled, Our Credentials :<br />

a Host of Prominent Officials in<br />

Church, Fraternities, and State, with<br />

Business Men and Honored Citizens<br />

Pay Tribute to the Integrity,<br />

Veracity, Reliability and Ability of<br />

the Manager of the Nutriola<br />

Company . . .<br />

The vicious-looking "Preventive<br />

Ring" (p.14) is<br />

designed to eliminate the<br />

"terrible drain through<br />

nocturnal losses" of wet<br />

dreams. "Its mission is to<br />

wake the wearer in time to<br />

prevent the consummation,<br />

and it does its work<br />

perfectly."<br />

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