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Films to know about<br />

by Malcolm Epstein<br />

films<br />

>><br />

Amjeed<br />

Kabil<br />

interviewed<br />

on page 12<br />

The coming months have two<br />

films with gay characters - one<br />

that treats them with respect<br />

and one that doesn’t. August brings<br />

us THE WALKER (15) with Woody<br />

Harrelson known for playing rough<br />

diamonds, who privately has a wife<br />

and children, but here plays a<br />

sophisticated gay man very<br />

effectively. Wealthy American<br />

politicians with no interest in opera,<br />

ballet and their wives hobbies are<br />

happy their women have a gay escort<br />

so they don’t have to worry about his<br />

sexual intentions. One afternoon a<br />

week, Woody plays cards with mature<br />

ladies including Lauren Bacall and<br />

Kristin Scott Thomas. They find him<br />

a constant amusement and are happy<br />

to know he has a boyfriend at home.<br />

Drama comes when he offers to drive<br />

Kristin to her next appointment and<br />

she rushes from the house to tell him<br />

the man, whom she later confesses is<br />

her lover, has been murdered.<br />

Knowing if the wife of a<br />

prominent politician admits to<br />

having found a murdered man will<br />

cause endless press coverage Woody<br />

offers to call the police and say he<br />

found him. The offbeat story holds<br />

interest.<br />

A British comedy later in<br />

September DEATH AT A<br />

FUNERAL (15) throws in everything<br />

that can go wrong at a funeral. A<br />

guest gives her nervous boyfriend a<br />

pill from a bottle marked Valium and<br />

when he begins acting strangely is<br />

told the bottle contains<br />

hallucinatory drugs. The man’s<br />

behaviour goes from bad to worse<br />

before he shocks the guests yelling:<br />

“He’s not dead in there, he’s alive.”<br />

Lurching across the coffin he knocks<br />

it on the floor and the body with it.<br />

Dragged away he locks himself in a<br />

bathroom and stripping naked<br />

climbs from the window on to the<br />

roof.<br />

A miniscule man then confesses<br />

to the two sons of the deceased he<br />

had been having an affair with their<br />

father in the year before he died and<br />

shows them intimate pictures of the<br />

two of them together. If he is not<br />

paid £15,000 he tells them he will<br />

show these shots to the other guests.<br />

They wrestle with him on the floor<br />

and tie him up amid screams. “He is<br />

having a fit.” They tell another guest<br />

who walks in who has happened to<br />

have found the Valium bottle and<br />

forces some pills into the little man’s<br />

mouth.<br />

I was attracted to all this as the<br />

widow is played by the most<br />

neglected and charismatic actress in<br />

Britain, Jane Asher. She has played<br />

the lead in many London stage<br />

productions and has been<br />

disgracefully neglected by British<br />

film producers. Not that she is too<br />

worried being happily married with<br />

grown up children and runs a<br />

successful wholesale and retail cake<br />

making company. Her first cake<br />

decorating book in 1982 was<br />

followed by many serious novels.<br />

What ever hysteria took place in this<br />

film I was happy to study Miss Asher.<br />

French plays written by<br />

MOLIERE (12a) in the 18th century<br />

are still being revived today. The<br />

good looking Romain Duris plays<br />

him in this section of his life as a<br />

struggling actor who begins writing<br />

plays to pay the rent when he is not<br />

stimulating local females. The<br />

costumes of the day are impressive as<br />

are the locations in ornate mansions.<br />

French director Alain Resnais is<br />

still making movies in his eighties<br />

and with PRIVATE FEARS IN<br />

PUBLIC PLACES (tbc) he chose to<br />

film a play by the British Alan<br />

Ayckbourn.<br />

It covers the daily life of people in<br />

snow covered Paris.<br />

A Hollywood director went to<br />

India to make MARIGOLD (15)<br />

about a lovely American blonde, Ami<br />

Larter, who finds herself broke in<br />

Bombay. A top Hindi film star finds<br />

her irresistible and teaches her to<br />

dance so they can make a film<br />

together. He has been betrothed to a<br />

local girl from an early age and his<br />

father doesn’t approve of his new<br />

interest. The choreography and vast<br />

cast are a delight. If you have never<br />

seen an Indian film before as this is<br />

in English it is worth tracking down<br />

early in August.<br />

Later in the month TWO DAYS<br />

IN PARIS (tbc) is a good comedy<br />

about an American guy and his<br />

French wife who spend honeymoon<br />

time in France as her parents live<br />

there. He complains about the size of<br />

French condoms saying nobody is<br />

that small. The wife, Julie Delphy,<br />

wrote, produced and directed it. The<br />

husband, Adam Goldberg, has also<br />

written film scripts. With these kinds<br />

of minds a brittle script is no<br />

surprise.<br />

If you have nieces and nephews<br />

fond of animals you will be very<br />

popular taking them to FIREHOUSE<br />

DOG (pg). A lost dog wanders into a<br />

fire station to be befriended by the<br />

fire chief and his 12 year old son. I<br />

loved it.<br />

CURRENT RELEASES<br />

The younger generation may not<br />

have heard of the singer Edith<br />

Piaf and an ideal way to know<br />

why the French and many other<br />

nationalities revered her so greatly is<br />

to see LA VIE EN ROSE (12a). Her<br />

life was tragic as both parents<br />

neglected her disgracefully and much<br />

of the time a brothel owner brought<br />

her up. Edith turned to drink and<br />

drugs at an early age and as a street<br />

singer she was finally noticed by a<br />

club owner who realized her great<br />

potential.<br />

Her life story is a tearjerker and<br />

Marion Cotillard in the lead is<br />

perfection. The best way to<br />

appreciate it is to get the EMI CD<br />

soundtrack first and hear her<br />

memorable songs. This film will<br />

make many of us realize how lucky<br />

we are.<br />

There are those amongst us who<br />

are convinced the Australian Eric<br />

Bana is a gift from heaven. Letters<br />

tell me your fantasy is waking up in<br />

bed to find him next to you. The<br />

fortunate Drew Barrymore has that<br />

experience in LUCKY YOU (PG). It<br />

helps to be a poker lover to<br />

appreciate this one as in Las Vegas<br />

they gamble night and day. Eric’s<br />

father had taught him to play, but<br />

they have a fraught relationship<br />

against each other at the gambling<br />

tables. Debra Messing, Grace in the<br />

TV series “Will and Grace”, with a<br />

revamped hairstyle is Drew’s<br />

protective older sister. If Mr Bana has<br />

not come under your scrutiny before<br />

have a long look at him here.<br />

A French thriller TELL NO ONE<br />

(15) opened to rave reviews about a<br />

guy who believes his wife has been<br />

murdered and eight years later she<br />

emails him. The critics loved it, but it<br />

was never clear to me what she had<br />

been doing all that time.<br />

DVD WORLD<br />

How would the royal family<br />

react if a prince was gay? This<br />

is the theme of<br />

SURVEILLANCE which shows how<br />

CCTV cameras can follow us most<br />

places. Director Paul Oremland held<br />

my constant interest casting a<br />

stunning new face, Tom Harper, in<br />

the lead as a sports master at a<br />

public school who frequents gay<br />

clubs at the weekend. Simon Callow<br />

is the royal employee who has the<br />

predicament of deciding what is<br />

good for their image. For the first<br />

time Peccadillo Pictures are<br />

promoting this as video on demand.<br />

Renting it costs £2.99. The wealthier<br />

amongst us can buy it for £9.99<br />

TAN LINES is easier to rent in<br />

shops covering Australian teenagers<br />

who surfboard when they are not<br />

sexually active. A gay guy returns to<br />

his family after a few years in the big<br />

city to cope with the reaction from<br />

his parents. There are faces here with<br />

great potential beyond those beaches.<br />

Made in the eighties THE FRUIT<br />

MACHINE is now on DVD. Two<br />

Liverpool teenagers leave home to<br />

brave the wide world. Robert<br />

Stephens is an opera singer past his<br />

prime who finds one enchanting and<br />

the other violent. Robbie Coltrane is<br />

a drag queen running a night club.<br />

It is an offbeat peculiarity...<br />

10 <strong>ScotsGay</strong><br />

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