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Sheep in the Road

Intended as a set of occasional volumes. A mix of written pieces, artwork and photographs ... described as a profound affront to common sense, lateral thinking gone haywire and lost in translation, cheap suits with very few abbreviations ...

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On 25 Jul 2011, at 18:50,<br />

G wrote:<br />

Hello Ru<strong>the</strong>rs,<br />

no, possibly not, <strong>the</strong>re aga<strong>in</strong>:<br />

“Here<strong>in</strong> lies <strong>the</strong> answer to reader jeffzelli’s question:<br />

...<br />

We’ve discussed how to taste cheese, but how does one<br />

eat it? Especially <strong>in</strong> a formal sett<strong>in</strong>g?<br />

...<br />

Don’t underestimate <strong>the</strong> service a knife provides. D<strong>in</strong>ner<br />

knives are perfect for delv<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>to <strong>the</strong> creamiest of cheeses,<br />

and s<strong>in</strong>ce <strong>the</strong>y aren’t sharp, eat <strong>the</strong> cheese directly off of<br />

<strong>the</strong> knife itself. It’s one of <strong>the</strong> best ways to eat cheese like a<br />

pro. It also eases <strong>the</strong> voyage from plate to nose to mouth.<br />

Always smell your cheese before eat<strong>in</strong>g: you taste more<br />

with your nose than with your taste buds, actually.<br />

...<br />

It probably goes without say<strong>in</strong>g, but take <strong>in</strong>to consideration<br />

your sett<strong>in</strong>g. A dip of <strong>the</strong> f<strong>in</strong>ger <strong>in</strong>to an ooz<strong>in</strong>g triple creme<br />

may be better suited for a gastropub than a four star, once<br />

<strong>in</strong> a lifetime d<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g experience. But <strong>in</strong> ei<strong>the</strong>r situation, do<br />

what makes you feel comfortable-- <strong>the</strong> most important<br />

rules <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> world of cheese are <strong>in</strong> regards to enjoyment<br />

ra<strong>the</strong>r than etiquette!<br />

It is considered impolite <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> extreme to put a knife <strong>in</strong><br />

or near <strong>the</strong> mouth when d<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g. (There are ancient and<br />

psychological reasons for this rule.) I don’t mean ‘eat<strong>in</strong>g’:<br />

whatever you do <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> privacy of your own kitchen or <strong>in</strong><br />

a very <strong>in</strong>formal sett<strong>in</strong>g among consent<strong>in</strong>g adults is your<br />

bus<strong>in</strong>ess. But if d<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> a f<strong>in</strong>e white table cloth restaurant<br />

or d<strong>in</strong>ner party, <strong>the</strong> formal place sett<strong>in</strong>g and usage is<br />

preferred.<br />

Correct ‘cutlery’ for cheese service is a small (appetiser/<br />

salad) knife and fork and sometimes, if a very runny<br />

cheese is served, a small dessert spoon. The fork, t<strong>in</strong>es<br />

down po<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g right; above that, <strong>the</strong> knife, blade fac<strong>in</strong>g<br />

toward <strong>the</strong> d<strong>in</strong>er, po<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g to <strong>the</strong> left and spoon, if any,<br />

bowl down, po<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g left, above <strong>the</strong> knife.<br />

Also ‘do what you feel comfortable’ is weasely advice to<br />

give someone look<strong>in</strong>g for <strong>the</strong> socially accepteble (sic) way<br />

of do<strong>in</strong>g anyth<strong>in</strong>g. The basis of etiquette is not one’s own<br />

comfort, but <strong>the</strong> comfort and consideration of o<strong>the</strong>rs. And<br />

once someone is comfortable and confident as to <strong>the</strong><br />

expected behaviour, <strong>the</strong>n enjoyment will <strong>in</strong>evitably ensue.”<br />

G<br />

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