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Volume 3 | Issue 7<br />
Thursday 15 January 2009<br />
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<strong>Holloway</strong><br />
<strong>mourns</strong> <strong>death</strong><br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>student</strong><br />
Tom Matthews<br />
Chief News Editor<br />
It has been confirmed that the body<br />
<strong>of</strong> a young woman discovered in<br />
the Thames is that <strong>of</strong> missing Royal<br />
<strong>Holloway</strong> <strong>student</strong> Miranda Tennant.<br />
<strong>The</strong> body <strong>of</strong> the second year Media<br />
Arts <strong>student</strong> was found near<br />
Barnes Bridge in south west London<br />
on 28th December by a member <strong>of</strong><br />
the public.<br />
Surrey Police were first notified <strong>of</strong><br />
Miranda’s disappearance on the 9th<br />
December, when she went missing<br />
from the Richmond flat she shared<br />
with her boyfriend <strong>of</strong> five years.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Police informed the Missing<br />
Persons section <strong>of</strong> the Metropolitan<br />
Police who, alongside Miranda’s<br />
family and friends, immediately began<br />
actively searching for the missing<br />
25 year old. Miranda’s details<br />
were also uploaded to the website <strong>of</strong><br />
charity missingpeople.org.uk.<br />
A Facebook site, entitled “Miranda<br />
is Missing” was also set up by<br />
concerned friends to inform everyone<br />
<strong>of</strong> the <strong>student</strong>s’ disappearance.<br />
<strong>The</strong> site has now become an open<br />
memorial to Miranda, with over<br />
1,600 members.<br />
In the first <strong>of</strong> two all-<strong>student</strong><br />
emails, sent on Monday 15th December<br />
2008, Senior Vice-Principal<br />
Rob Kemp alerted all <strong>student</strong>s to<br />
Miranda’s disappearance and appealed<br />
for anyone who may have<br />
any information to contact the Metropolitan<br />
Police.<br />
A further email was sent on Tuesday<br />
6th January 2009, informing<br />
<strong>student</strong>s <strong>of</strong> the tragic outcome <strong>of</strong> the<br />
search for Miranda. “<strong>The</strong> Principal<br />
<strong>of</strong> the College and the Head <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Department <strong>of</strong> Media Arts have <strong>of</strong>fered<br />
their condolences to Miranda’s<br />
family” wrote Senior Vice-Principal<br />
Rob Kemp.<br />
Miranda’s body was discovered<br />
on the 28th December, and was<br />
recovered from the water by the<br />
Chiswick RNLI Crew. A member <strong>of</strong><br />
the lifeboat crew told media: “She<br />
could have entered the Thames ei-<br />
<strong>The</strong> RAE 2008 ranked <strong>Holloway</strong>’s Department <strong>of</strong> Music as the best in the UK<br />
RHUL enjoys success in 2008<br />
Research Assessment Exercise<br />
Nicholas Stylianou<br />
News Editor<br />
<strong>The</strong> results <strong>of</strong> the 2008 Research<br />
Assessment Exercise (RAE), announced<br />
in December, place Royal<br />
<strong>Holloway</strong> among the top 20 research-led<br />
university institutions in<br />
the UK.<br />
<strong>The</strong> exercise was conducted jointly<br />
by the Higher Education Funding<br />
Council for England, the Scottish<br />
Funding Council, the Higher Education<br />
Funding Council for Wales<br />
and the Department for Employment<br />
and Learning, Northern Ireland.<br />
<strong>The</strong> results <strong>of</strong> the RAE help determine<br />
the research grant each institution<br />
receives from 2009-10.<br />
Photograph: Atatiwa<br />
<strong>The</strong> assessment process for the<br />
RAE focuses on quality <strong>of</strong> research<br />
outputs, papers published in academic<br />
journals and conference proceedings,<br />
research environment, and<br />
indicators <strong>of</strong> esteem. For RAE 2008,<br />
institutions were invited to submit<br />
four research outputs, published between<br />
January 2001 and December<br />
2007, for each full-time member <strong>of</strong><br />
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<strong>Holloway</strong> Paralympian<br />
honoured with MBE<br />
Hollowegian Sophie Christiansen, a third<br />
year maths <strong>student</strong>, has been awarded an<br />
MBE in the Queen’s New Year’s Honours<br />
List.<br />
Sophie was awarded the MBE for her<br />
contribution to disabled sport after she<br />
inspired Sir Paul McCartney’s £2m<br />
fundraising campaign in support <strong>of</strong><br />
ParalympicsGB. Sophie also won two<br />
gold medals and a silver in equestrian<br />
events at the Beijing Paralympics.<br />
Sophie commented: “Without my<br />
family I wouldn’t be where I am today…Since<br />
Beijing I’ve gone back to<br />
university to do my third year. It’s<br />
been hectic but that’s the way I like<br />
it!”<br />
News - In Brief<br />
Egham Waitrose and Travel<br />
Lodge to create 200 new jobs<br />
Developer Albemarie Egham is<br />
planning to spend £35m building a<br />
20,000 sqft Waitrose Store and Travelodge<br />
Hotel in Church Road, just<br />
<strong>of</strong>f Egham High Street.<br />
If the developer is granted planning<br />
permission, it is thought the<br />
store and hotel, which would open<br />
Smart drugs<br />
early in 2011, would bring around<br />
200 jobs to the local area, including<br />
many opportunities for part-time<br />
<strong>student</strong> employment.<br />
A public consultation was held in<br />
Egham in July and 78% <strong>of</strong> the 150<br />
people present expressed favourable<br />
interest in the plans.<br />
A leading academic has said <strong>student</strong>s<br />
should be allowed to take<br />
“smart drugs” in order to boost their<br />
performance in examinations.<br />
Drugs such as Ritalin and even<br />
Viagra have been shown to enhance<br />
concentration and performance<br />
alongside their usual uses.<br />
Pr<strong>of</strong>essor <strong>of</strong> Bioethics at Manchester<br />
University John Harris said<br />
the use <strong>of</strong> performance-enhancing<br />
drugs in exams should be seen as a<br />
benefit to society. However, others<br />
argue that the side-effects <strong>of</strong> such<br />
drugs are not yet fully understood.<br />
Currently the use <strong>of</strong> medicines<br />
such as Ritalin and Viagra without a<br />
prescription remains illegal.<br />
Facilities Management<br />
success in Marketing Awards<br />
<strong>The</strong> Sales and Marketing Team <strong>of</strong><br />
Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> have won two Venuemasters<br />
Marketing Awards, as<br />
well as gaining third place in the annual<br />
Mystery Buyer exercise.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Venuemasters awards are<br />
dedicated to recognising marketing<br />
excellence within the academic sector.<br />
<strong>The</strong> RHUL team won the “Best<br />
Promotional Activity 2008” award<br />
for the Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> Chronicle,<br />
which promotes the facilities available<br />
on campus to conference attendees,<br />
as well as detailing the history <strong>of</strong><br />
the University.<br />
Earlier in 2008, the team were also<br />
awarded the “Best Stand Award” at<br />
the Venuemasters Academic Venue<br />
Show 2008.<br />
Sophie Christiansen (shown<br />
left on the front cover <strong>of</strong> <strong>The</strong><br />
<strong>Founder</strong>’s first issue <strong>of</strong> this<br />
academic year), won two<br />
gold medals at the Beijing<br />
Paralympics last summer
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 15 January 2009<br />
News<br />
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ther upstream towards Richmond,<br />
or downstream, nearer Hammersmith”.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Police confirmed the<br />
body was that <strong>of</strong> the missing <strong>student</strong><br />
on 2nd January.<br />
An inquest into the <strong>student</strong>s’ <strong>death</strong><br />
was opened on December 31st, but<br />
was adjourned soon after to allow<br />
Police investigations to continue.<br />
Whilst Police are not treating the<br />
<strong>death</strong> as suspicious, investigations<br />
are continuing into how, where and<br />
why Miranda entered the water.<br />
<strong>The</strong> College provided <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong><br />
with an <strong>of</strong>ficial statement: “We<br />
were extremely shocked and upset<br />
to learn that Miranda’s body has<br />
been recovered from the Thames.<br />
We had been working closely with<br />
the Met Police since her disappearance<br />
and very much hoped that she<br />
would be found alive. She will be<br />
greatly missed by her tutors and fellow<br />
<strong>student</strong>s. We <strong>of</strong>fer our deepest<br />
sympathy to her family and friends.”<br />
Alongside the original Facebook<br />
site “Miranda is Missing”, set up<br />
shortly after the <strong>student</strong>s’ disappearance,<br />
a further group has now been<br />
opened, “Remembering Miranda”.<br />
Whilst Miranda’s family have asked<br />
for the funeral to be restricted to<br />
family and close friends, the Facebook<br />
group, with 209 members, is<br />
being used to plan an appropriate<br />
memorial to Miranda.<br />
<strong>The</strong> College has made a donation<br />
to the Missing Person’s charity in<br />
memory <strong>of</strong> Miranda, and have also<br />
confirmed that they plan to assist<br />
friends and family in arranging a<br />
fitting tribute to the <strong>student</strong>. Suggestions<br />
so far have included a tree,<br />
memorial service in the quad, film<br />
screening, and a display <strong>of</strong> some<br />
<strong>of</strong> Miranda’s artwork, for which<br />
she was well known amongst her<br />
Several groups have been created on Facebook in memory <strong>of</strong> Miranda Tennant, the College will be<br />
holding a memorial service in the coming weeks<br />
friends.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Students’ Union released a<br />
statement, saying: “It is with great<br />
sadness that we have learned <strong>of</strong><br />
the <strong>death</strong> <strong>of</strong> Miranda Tenant. <strong>The</strong><br />
Students’ Union wishes to <strong>of</strong>fer its<br />
condolences to Miranda’s friends<br />
and family…Miranda was a valued<br />
member <strong>of</strong> both the university<br />
and the union and will be greatly<br />
missed.”<br />
Tributes have been left on the<br />
Facebook memorial groups for Miranda,<br />
described by her mother as<br />
“beautiful [and] one <strong>of</strong> the funniest<br />
people”.<br />
One classmate wrote, “I’ll miss<br />
you. You made class more fun. Your<br />
brain was truly awesome.” Another<br />
spoke <strong>of</strong> another <strong>of</strong> Miranda’s loves:<br />
“We’ll miss u so much..who am I<br />
gonna talk to about our cats?”<br />
Others expressed their sympathy<br />
for Miranda’s family, holding them<br />
in their hearts and prayers, whilst<br />
another <strong>student</strong>, although having<br />
never met Miranda, summed up<br />
the feelings <strong>of</strong> many <strong>student</strong>s: “She<br />
seemed very much loved, and that’s<br />
a great thing to see.”<br />
Both the University and the Students’<br />
Union have <strong>of</strong>fered their support<br />
to anyone affected by this tragic<br />
incident. <strong>The</strong> SURHUL Student<br />
Advice Centre can be found on the<br />
first floor <strong>of</strong> the SU building, and is<br />
open Monday to Friday, 9:30am until<br />
6pm.<br />
<strong>The</strong> University Support and Advisory<br />
Services are located in <strong>Founder</strong>s<br />
West Room 151, or can be contacted<br />
by email at community@<br />
rhul.ac.uk or by telephone on 01784<br />
443394.<br />
<strong>The</strong> entire <strong>Founder</strong> team wishes<br />
to express its condolences to Miranda’s<br />
friends and family at this most<br />
difficult <strong>of</strong> times.<br />
RHUL Support and<br />
Advisory Services<br />
<strong>The</strong> University Support and<br />
Advisory Services are located<br />
in <strong>Founder</strong>s West Room<br />
151, or can be contacted by<br />
email at:<br />
community@rhul.ac.uk<br />
Or by telephone on:<br />
01784 443394<br />
SURHUL Student<br />
Advice Centre<br />
<strong>The</strong> Student Advice Centre<br />
is open between 10am<br />
and 5pm, Monday – Friday<br />
and operates an open door<br />
policy exclusively to <strong>student</strong>s.<br />
Or telephone:<br />
01784 486300
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News<br />
Student attack featured on BBC Crimewatch<br />
Tom Matthews<br />
Chief News Editor<br />
<strong>The</strong> serious sexual assault on a female<br />
<strong>student</strong> first reported by <strong>The</strong><br />
<strong>Founder</strong> in October has featured<br />
on BBC Crimewatch, resulting in a<br />
number <strong>of</strong> calls and important information.<br />
<strong>The</strong> incident took place on Prune<br />
Hill in Englefield Green between<br />
22:00 and 23:00 on Saturday 27th<br />
September. <strong>The</strong> lone female <strong>student</strong><br />
was physically and sexually assaulted<br />
by two male suspects before the<br />
victim was able to free herself, running<br />
away towards the A30.<br />
<strong>The</strong> 19 year old got <strong>of</strong>f a train at<br />
Egham station at around 10pm and<br />
was approached by two men, who<br />
tried to engage her in conversation.<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>student</strong> ignored the men and<br />
walked along Rushman Park Avenue.<br />
<strong>The</strong> victim then passed along<br />
either Braywood Avenue or Daleham<br />
Avenue before turning right<br />
onto Whitehall Lane.<br />
Detective Inspector Brendan Collins,<br />
who is leading the investigation,<br />
told <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong>: “This was<br />
a very serious incident and we are<br />
RHUL enjoys<br />
success in<br />
2008 RAE<br />
» continued from front page<br />
staff selected for inclusion.<br />
<strong>The</strong> new scoring system that applies<br />
for the RAE 2008 measures<br />
research quality in four categories,<br />
with the top score <strong>of</strong> 4* indicating<br />
quality that is world-leading and <strong>of</strong><br />
the highest standards in terms <strong>of</strong><br />
originality, significance and rigour.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Principal, Pr<strong>of</strong>essor Stephen<br />
Hill, told <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong>: “<strong>The</strong> results<br />
<strong>of</strong> the RAE 2008 demonstrate<br />
that Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> remains one <strong>of</strong><br />
the UK’s leading research universities.<br />
<strong>The</strong> College is ranked 16th in<br />
terms <strong>of</strong> research <strong>of</strong> 4* standard.<br />
Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> has a broad range<br />
<strong>of</strong> excellent researchers and departments.<br />
Our results are testament<br />
both to the hard work and dedication<br />
<strong>of</strong> our staff and the investment<br />
that we have made over the past<br />
seven years.”<br />
Overall, Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> is positioned<br />
above many <strong>of</strong> the Russell<br />
Group universities, including Birmingham,<br />
Newcastle, Glasgow and<br />
Liverpool.<br />
<strong>The</strong> College is ranked 6th out <strong>of</strong><br />
18 institutions belonging to the<br />
1994 Group <strong>of</strong> research-led institutions<br />
on 3* & 4* scores, and in the<br />
doing everything possible to track<br />
down those responsible.” He also<br />
stressed that incidents such as this<br />
are very rare in Surrey, and urged<br />
anyone with any further information<br />
to come forward.<br />
A reconstruction <strong>of</strong> the incident<br />
was also featured on the BBC Programme,<br />
and Detectives are now<br />
South East region, Royal <strong>Holloway</strong><br />
ranks 3rd after Oxford and Southampton.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Department <strong>of</strong> Music at Royal<br />
<strong>Holloway</strong> was ranked number<br />
one in the UK during the Research<br />
Assessment Exercise.<br />
Enjoying continued success, the<br />
Department <strong>of</strong> Music’s outstanding<br />
achievement is the result <strong>of</strong> worldleading<br />
research excellence.<br />
Commenting on Music’s outstanding<br />
achievement, Dr James<br />
Dack, Head <strong>of</strong> the Department, said<br />
“This result is further recognition<br />
<strong>of</strong> the excellence in the Department<br />
and reflects the breadth and depth<br />
<strong>of</strong> its musicological research.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> Department’s strengths include<br />
large-scale centres and research<br />
projects funded by research<br />
councils and charities including<br />
AHRC, British Academy, Leverhulme<br />
Trust and the Mellon Foundation.<br />
Within the last 18 months individual<br />
or collaborative research has<br />
secured some £166,000 <strong>of</strong> funding<br />
to support various projects. A<br />
three-year British Academy Post-<br />
Doctoral Fellowship has been located<br />
in the Department from 2008,<br />
with a research specialism in the<br />
musical culture <strong>of</strong> the Far East the<br />
Chinese Diaspora.<br />
Most recently, a collaborative<br />
project involving a member <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Department as co-investigator has<br />
been awarded a substantial grant<br />
following up several lines <strong>of</strong> enquiry.<br />
Police are appealing for anyone<br />
who may have seen the suspects.<br />
<strong>The</strong> first is described as being <strong>of</strong><br />
thin build, around 6ft tall and wearing<br />
a dark hooded top with a zip and<br />
jeans. <strong>The</strong> second man is described<br />
as being <strong>of</strong> larger build, around 6ft<br />
1in tall, wearing a dark hooded top<br />
under the AHRC Beyond Text<br />
Scheme.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Department is equally active<br />
in terms <strong>of</strong> research in the creative<br />
fields <strong>of</strong> musical performance and<br />
composition.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Department established its<br />
status as one <strong>of</strong> the foremost university<br />
departments in the UK for<br />
research with a 5* rating in the 1996<br />
RAE and was one <strong>of</strong> only three departments<br />
<strong>of</strong> music to gain a second<br />
5* in 2001.<br />
A further eight departments at<br />
Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> are in the top 10 <strong>of</strong><br />
the Research Assessment Exercise<br />
2008 ranked by proportion <strong>of</strong> 3*<br />
& 4* research: Biological Sciences<br />
(joint 3rd), Drama (joint 9th), Earth<br />
Sciences (joint 7th), Economics<br />
(joint 9th), Geography (joint 9th),<br />
German (joint 5th), Media Arts<br />
(joint 6th) and Psychology (joint<br />
5th).<br />
Commenting on the result, Pr<strong>of</strong>essor<br />
Peter Bramley, Head <strong>of</strong> the<br />
School <strong>of</strong> Biological Sciences said,<br />
“I am delighted that the internationally<br />
competitive quality <strong>of</strong> our<br />
research has been recognised and<br />
that the School is in the very top tier<br />
<strong>of</strong> research-led departments in the<br />
UK.”<br />
Head <strong>of</strong> the Economics Department,<br />
Pr<strong>of</strong>essor Andrew Mountford<br />
said, “<strong>The</strong> value <strong>of</strong> the research<br />
conducted in the Department has<br />
already been recognised by the various<br />
governments and international<br />
with a jumper over it and jeans. Police<br />
believe one <strong>of</strong> the <strong>of</strong>fenders may<br />
have sustained a cigarette burn to<br />
his right forearm during the attack.<br />
Anyone with information is urged<br />
to contact Staines CID on 0845 125<br />
2222 quoting reference RM/08/3810<br />
or to call CrimeStoppers anonymously<br />
on 0800 555 111.<br />
bodies who have used its members<br />
as advisors and this value has now<br />
been underlined by this excellent<br />
result in the RAE. This outcome is<br />
richly deserved and gives due recognition<br />
for all the hard work that has<br />
gone into developing the Department<br />
since it was founded just over<br />
10 years ago.”<br />
Biological Sciences has benefited<br />
from strategic investment in staff,<br />
research and teaching facilities,<br />
boosting the internationally competitive<br />
quality <strong>of</strong> its research.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Economics Department has<br />
attracted first rate staff from all over<br />
the world and excels in research<br />
across the discipline, from Economic<br />
History to Econometrics, from<br />
Microeconomics to Macroeconomics<br />
and from Experimental Economics<br />
to Labour Economics and the<br />
Economics <strong>of</strong> Education. All three<br />
Research Centres in the School have<br />
attracted major funding for research<br />
during the past year.<br />
With reference to Royal <strong>Holloway</strong>’s<br />
ongoing collaborations with<br />
partners including the SWAN alliance<br />
and the proposed merger with<br />
St George’s, University <strong>of</strong> London,<br />
Principal Pr<strong>of</strong>essor Stephen Hill,<br />
added, “<strong>The</strong> strong results in the<br />
Schools <strong>of</strong> Biological Sciences and<br />
Management and Departments <strong>of</strong><br />
Psychology and Health and Social<br />
Care provide an excellent basis for<br />
our merger with St George’s, University<br />
<strong>of</strong> London.”<br />
Ashwood<br />
Road attack<br />
leaves <strong>student</strong><br />
with black eye<br />
Amy Norman<br />
A violent attack on a Royal <strong>Holloway</strong><br />
<strong>student</strong> in Englefield Green has<br />
led to questions regarding the safety<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>student</strong>s in the village.<br />
Police are appealing for witnesses<br />
after a 19 year old History <strong>student</strong><br />
was set upon by a Rottweiler and<br />
had two thugs repeatedly punch<br />
him whilst he tried to save his car<br />
from being vandalised. <strong>The</strong> attack<br />
took place on Ashwood Road in the<br />
early hours <strong>of</strong> Sunday, December 7.<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>student</strong>, who asked not to be<br />
named, was attempting to move his<br />
car away from the two vandals who<br />
were damaging other cars parked in<br />
the street.<br />
<strong>The</strong> car would not start, and the<br />
men verbally abused the <strong>student</strong>,<br />
before one man kicked the car and<br />
the other punched the victim repeatedly<br />
through an open window.<br />
<strong>The</strong> two men had been walking<br />
down Ashwood Road, vandalising<br />
cars and hammering on the front<br />
doors <strong>of</strong> houses.<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>student</strong> received a black eye,<br />
a minor cut to the forehead and had<br />
his glasses smashed in the vicious attack.<br />
He was eventually able to start<br />
his car and drove to the university<br />
campus, where he called the police.<br />
Other <strong>student</strong>s in the area around<br />
Ashwood Road and Beechtree Avenue<br />
regularly experience incidents<br />
<strong>of</strong> antisocial behaviour, including<br />
verbal abuse from children as young<br />
as eight. Incidents <strong>of</strong> criminal damage<br />
and assault are, however, relatively<br />
infrequent in Runnymede.<br />
Surrey Police told <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong><br />
that despite an “extensive search” <strong>of</strong><br />
the surrounding area, the suspects<br />
were not located. Staines CID are<br />
“actively investigating” the incident<br />
and the victim has been contacted<br />
to provide reassurance.<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>student</strong> called the assault “terrifying”,<br />
saying “I was worried they<br />
were going to drag me out <strong>of</strong> the car<br />
and finish me <strong>of</strong>f.” Stating a shared<br />
view <strong>of</strong> Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> <strong>student</strong>s, he<br />
said “I didn’t come to university to<br />
be assaulted and scared”.<br />
Police have asked anyone who<br />
may have witnessed the incident on<br />
Ashwood Road between 01:50 and<br />
02:05 on Sunday 7th December to<br />
contact Staines CID on 0845 125<br />
2222 quoting reference RM/08/5378<br />
or to call Crimestoppers anonymously<br />
on 0800 555 111.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 15 January 2009<br />
tf Comment<br />
& Debate<br />
5<br />
Boxing Day Bloodbath<br />
Dina Patel<br />
Surely only the crazy people<br />
bother to take the train into<br />
London on Boxing Day<br />
to buy a Prada handbag<br />
half price? Not just London, but<br />
Manchester and Leeds and other<br />
cities saw many shoppers queuing,<br />
waiting eagerly for the doors<br />
<strong>of</strong> High Street stores to open on<br />
Boxing Day. Even my own family<br />
dragged me into Oxford Street on<br />
Boxing Day to rummage through<br />
the sale racks for a ‘bargain’. I<br />
however came back home empty<br />
handed, mainly because a bargain is<br />
not a ‘bargain’ if you didn’t need it<br />
in the first place. It seems however,<br />
that shoppers have <strong>of</strong> late forgotten<br />
that we are in the middle <strong>of</strong> a<br />
financial crisis. <strong>The</strong> large crowds I<br />
had to push my way past on Oxford<br />
Street the day after Christmas Day<br />
only proves that the credit crunch<br />
has yet to affect the average High<br />
Street consumer. However, when<br />
it does in the New Year, will we be<br />
glad to have had some fun before<br />
having to save our money or will we<br />
be hugging our new Prada bags one<br />
last time before having to flog them<br />
to pay our bills?<br />
It seems that, for the time being,<br />
shoppers are not too worried about<br />
the downpour <strong>of</strong> the financial crisis<br />
that has swept its way through<br />
Britain, as many queued for hours<br />
to not only enter major stores<br />
such as Selfridges and Harrods but<br />
some even queued for over an hour<br />
just to pay for their items. <strong>The</strong>se<br />
shoppers are clearly every retailer’s<br />
dream come true. <strong>The</strong> BBC news on<br />
Flickr/LoopZilla<br />
Flickr/JaimeLondonboy<br />
Boxing Day was also teeming with<br />
news <strong>of</strong> the half a million shoppers<br />
that had flooded into London.<br />
Not hard to believe when you had<br />
just spent the day pushing past the<br />
half a million people. Selfridges<br />
was particularly crazy, I couldn’t<br />
even see inside the store as a large<br />
crowd had formed outside, eager to<br />
get in. A man who struggled to get<br />
past the crowd as he left the store<br />
complained, ‘It’s carnage in there,<br />
men and women all lunging for the<br />
handbags!’ It seems people have<br />
shrugged <strong>of</strong>f their financial worries<br />
in order to make way for a new<br />
Gucci handbag.<br />
However, despite what seems<br />
like a sudden increase in consumer<br />
spending, the sales had actually<br />
started a lot earlier in the month<br />
<strong>of</strong> December, hinting at the early<br />
struggles High Street stores were<br />
beginning to face. Sales seem to<br />
begin earlier and earlier every<br />
year as High Street stores are now<br />
putting up their ‘sale’ signs long<br />
before Christmas Day. November<br />
even saw the introduction <strong>of</strong> sales<br />
in major High Street stores such as<br />
Marks and Spencer. Retailers are<br />
clearly struggling with the credit<br />
crunch more than shoppers as<br />
prices have been slashed significantly<br />
in order to lure shoppers into<br />
their stores. Pre-Christmas shopping<br />
nevertheless, despite the sales,<br />
has been low and retailers must<br />
have gained some satisfaction at the<br />
sight <strong>of</strong> shoppers flocking into their<br />
stores post-Christmas. However it<br />
seems that an increase in sales this<br />
year in comparison to last year still<br />
may not be enough to save some <strong>of</strong><br />
our well-known stores from closing<br />
down. It appears that many High<br />
Street stores may not even be able<br />
to pay basic costs within the next<br />
couple <strong>of</strong> months with many struggling<br />
to pay the rent.<br />
Whilst many shoppers will be<br />
concerned with gaining that new<br />
half <strong>of</strong>f Prada handbag it seems the<br />
future <strong>of</strong> High Street stores is looking<br />
very bleak, with many thought<br />
to be closing down in the next year.<br />
Woolworths, as you may well know,<br />
has already caused a stir as the first<br />
<strong>of</strong> many High Street stores to close<br />
down. <strong>The</strong> closing down <strong>of</strong> favourite<br />
stores will not only be received<br />
badly by their customers, but also<br />
by the thousands <strong>of</strong> employees who<br />
will inevitably lose their jobs. <strong>The</strong><br />
closure <strong>of</strong> most Woolworth’s stores<br />
in the UK has already left thousands<br />
<strong>of</strong> its staff without a job.<br />
January and February will no<br />
doubt see a significant bloodbath<br />
between all the major High Street<br />
stores as they struggle to remain<br />
competitive. This really has become<br />
a survival <strong>of</strong> the fittest. As I walked<br />
through Oxford Street on Boxing<br />
Day, it was amazing to see not only<br />
half-price items but items that had<br />
“<br />
Whilst I would<br />
consider shopping<br />
a calming<br />
activity, Boxing<br />
Day shopping<br />
is definitely<br />
something I will<br />
leave to the Gucci<br />
mad next year<br />
”<br />
been reduced to 10% <strong>of</strong> their actual<br />
worth. It is hardly surprising that<br />
these well-known stores are facing<br />
closure when they are selling their<br />
stock at prices well below their<br />
normal price. Unfortunately, there<br />
are <strong>of</strong> course few other options to<br />
entice shoppers to part with their<br />
money. However, despite the price<br />
cuts, the British Retail Consortium<br />
(BRC) has declared this Christmas<br />
a relatively poor one for retailers as<br />
consumers are being more cautious<br />
with their spending, making only a<br />
few purchases.<br />
Unfortunately, though the New<br />
Year may typically be seen as a time<br />
<strong>of</strong> renewal and a time to put new<br />
ideas into action, 2009 may simply<br />
be a year <strong>of</strong> trying to stay afloat and<br />
avoiding the whirlwind that is the<br />
financial crisis. I personally will<br />
have to resist the urge to spend my<br />
money on things I do not need in<br />
2009, and whilst I would consider<br />
shopping a calming activity,<br />
Boxing Day shopping is definitely<br />
something I will leave to the Gucci<br />
mad next year. I personally would<br />
rather join the anti-fur campaigners<br />
outside Harrods. It’s funny<br />
how standing in the freezing cold,<br />
shouting in favour <strong>of</strong> animal rights<br />
as a random man outside Harrods<br />
drowns out your voice as he plays<br />
on the steel drums, seems more<br />
bearable than plunging oneself into<br />
a full on handbag bloodbath.
6 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 15 January 2009<br />
Comment & Debate<br />
Are Israel’s attacks on Gaza ethnic cleansing?<br />
Kaltrina Bylykbashi<br />
Israel’s recent vicious attacks<br />
on the Gaza Strip provoked<br />
two days <strong>of</strong> large protests at<br />
the Israeli Embassy in Kensington<br />
High Street in West London.<br />
On both evenings protesters have<br />
halted traffic in their desire for a<br />
cease-fire in Palestine. <strong>The</strong>se protests<br />
took place the two days after<br />
Israel began its excessive attacks on<br />
Gaza, claiming that it is defending<br />
itself against Hamas.<br />
Around 2000 people have been<br />
showing up every evening since the<br />
bombings began; part <strong>of</strong> an outcry<br />
to the rest <strong>of</strong> the world to help the<br />
Palestinian people against this vicious<br />
attack.Those at the protest<br />
were not just a large group <strong>of</strong> Palestinians<br />
or Muslims who turned up<br />
for support, it was a multicultural<br />
array standing up against brutal violence<br />
shown to the Palestinian people.<br />
It included Neturei Karta, which<br />
is a worldwide organisation <strong>of</strong> Orthodox<br />
Jews against the consistent<br />
Photograph: Amir Farshad<br />
attacks on the Palestinian people.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y issue a “passionate condemnation<br />
<strong>of</strong> the latest Zionist atrocities in<br />
Gaza and the entire Palestine”. <strong>The</strong><br />
argument is that this is no longer<br />
about religion, it is not the Jewish<br />
faith itself that they question but a<br />
dominant force that is unapologetic<br />
for its actions; they ask for justifications<br />
where justification has been<br />
deemed unnecessary by the large<br />
support from America and the silence<br />
<strong>of</strong> the majority <strong>of</strong> the world.<br />
A few have spoken against the<br />
violence in the press. <strong>The</strong> United<br />
Nations General Secretary, Ban Ki-<br />
Moon has recognised the need for<br />
Israel to defend itself but condemns<br />
“Israel’s excessive use <strong>of</strong> force” and<br />
Britain’s foreign secretary, David<br />
Miliband, calls this a “Humanitarian<br />
crisis” and calls for “ceasefire”.<br />
“It was a<br />
multicultural array<br />
standing up against<br />
brutal violence<br />
”<br />
However, it seems that there are<br />
very few mediating what is happening<br />
in the troubled nation. George<br />
Bush speaks for America and claims<br />
that Israel’s actions are a just defence<br />
against Hamas, with no recognition<br />
<strong>of</strong> the severity <strong>of</strong> the attacks on part<br />
<strong>of</strong> Israeli forces themselves.<br />
Tony Benn, a former Labour MP<br />
who leads the ‘Stop the War Coalition’,<br />
attended in support as did<br />
George Galloway on both <strong>of</strong> the<br />
evenings, claiming, “they are the<br />
criminals” while pointing at the Israeli<br />
embassy and also condemning<br />
the police for even trying to control<br />
the protest. He argued that they<br />
should be turning into the embassy<br />
and arresting those inside. Although<br />
he has suffered from some negative<br />
press due to the confrontational<br />
style in which he presents his arguments<br />
he has been a well-known<br />
supporter <strong>of</strong> the Palestinian people<br />
and critic <strong>of</strong> the injustices that they<br />
continue to suffer, with very little international<br />
help.<br />
Without groups like Hamas to<br />
defend them, what would be the<br />
treatment <strong>of</strong> the Palestinian people?<br />
Bearing in mind the Israeli government’s<br />
prevention <strong>of</strong> journalists entering<br />
Gaza and the pre-planning <strong>of</strong><br />
its attacks for as much as 5 months<br />
beforehand, it is hard to understand<br />
why this is not seen as another example<br />
<strong>of</strong> ethnic cleansing, and why<br />
the world fails to recognise it.<br />
Taking away free speech<br />
Khalid El-Qasabagli<br />
I<br />
write to you today as there is<br />
something going on outside <strong>of</strong><br />
the media’s watch which I feel<br />
you should know about.<br />
Here is the story <strong>of</strong> how I found<br />
out: after watching the new, I went<br />
onto my Facebook pr<strong>of</strong>ile and<br />
looked up Gaza groups. I wanted<br />
to voice my opinion on the current<br />
conflict, and I found a few <strong>of</strong><br />
them and wanted to join them (the<br />
groups shown below). After looking<br />
through one in particular (the End<br />
the siege on Gaza now, which had<br />
almost 40,000 members), I started<br />
looking through the links <strong>of</strong> charities.<br />
After looking at the charity, I<br />
went to click back onto the Facebook<br />
group, and found that it had<br />
been hacked into by the JIDF. <strong>The</strong><br />
use <strong>of</strong> the wall where you can post<br />
your opinions had been deleted and<br />
disabled, as was the the description<br />
<strong>of</strong> the group where I found all the<br />
links to charities. <strong>The</strong> description<br />
had been replaced with a pro-Israeli<br />
one, with the JIDF picture on the<br />
top left where the Palestine flag use<br />
to be. I then looked again under the<br />
search for Gaza and found 3 other<br />
groups had been hacked into; one<br />
was now just completely closed,<br />
and another, the admin now had<br />
the same JIDF symbol. Here are the<br />
groups (I also have screenshots <strong>of</strong><br />
them if needed):<br />
http://www.facebook.com/group.<br />
php?gid=18570844983<br />
http://www.facebook.com/group.<br />
php?gid=9728575854<br />
http://www.facebook.com/group.<br />
php?gid=9728575854&ref=mf#/<br />
group.php?gid=8539161340<br />
All these groups (which consisted<br />
<strong>of</strong> averagely 35,000+ members) have<br />
been closed by the Jewish internet<br />
defence force – http://www.thejidf.<br />
org/– who on their website states<br />
the following:‘<strong>The</strong> JIDF believes<br />
in direct action both to eradicate<br />
the problems we face online and to<br />
create the publicity that will cause<br />
those with the power (companies<br />
like Facebook and Google) to take<br />
the needed action themselves.’ So<br />
they feel that they have the right to<br />
take the law into their own hands?<br />
All but a few hours ago the groups I<br />
mentioned, spoke freely about what<br />
they viewed was going in Gaza at<br />
the moment. <strong>The</strong>y gave out times<br />
<strong>of</strong> protests, and the use <strong>of</strong> the wall<br />
allowed anyone to freely post their<br />
view on the current conflict. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
also <strong>of</strong>fered links and information<br />
about charities to which you can<br />
donate funds to create aid for the<br />
people <strong>of</strong> Gaza, such as http://www.<br />
palestinercs.org/. All this has been<br />
taken down now because <strong>of</strong> JIDF.<br />
<strong>The</strong> JIDF take this all down because<br />
they want people not to talk badly<br />
at all about Israel, and this way no<br />
one can; and if they do, they will be<br />
hacked into and shut down. That’s<br />
their motto. People will therefore<br />
stop joining these type <strong>of</strong> groups,<br />
and expressing themselves on social<br />
networking sites like Facebook, as<br />
opening up will most likely result<br />
in being closed down.So what happened<br />
to free speech? Why is the<br />
choice taken away from us to support<br />
whatever we believe in? <strong>The</strong>re<br />
are milions <strong>of</strong> people living in the<br />
free society who believe in a free<br />
Gaza and free Palestine, and no one<br />
has the right to take this freedom<br />
away from them. Taking away the<br />
right to free speech on any scale, just<br />
isn’t right. Some could say this is<br />
just a website <strong>of</strong> which a few groups<br />
were hacked into illegally, but this<br />
isn’t as small as it sounds.<strong>The</strong>re is<br />
a bigger picture and that bigger<br />
picture is painted a bit differently.<br />
Modern society is so dependent on<br />
social networking groups like Facebook<br />
to get people talking together<br />
and expressing free speech (almost<br />
like the use <strong>of</strong> a phone, which we<br />
all like to think isn’t hacked into),<br />
that changing things like this will<br />
change people’s opinions.As people<br />
won’t be able to express themselves<br />
freely anymore, they will no longer<br />
be able to discuss and consider a variety<br />
<strong>of</strong> views before reaching their<br />
own conclusion. <strong>The</strong>y will only ever<br />
hear one side <strong>of</strong> the story, which is<br />
not the type <strong>of</strong> world we should be<br />
living in.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 15 January 2009<br />
Comment & Debate<br />
7<br />
Spotlight on Gaza<br />
Israeli-Palestinian conflict calls for a return to the ideas and example <strong>of</strong> one <strong>of</strong><br />
Palestine’s finest thinkers<br />
Daniel Whittall<br />
At times <strong>of</strong> high crisis, it is<br />
<strong>of</strong>ten most instructive to<br />
return to ones intellectual<br />
forebears for guidance.<br />
<strong>The</strong> current situation in Israel-<br />
Palestine is just such a crisis-point,<br />
and in this instance, Edward Said is<br />
just such a shining light <strong>of</strong> scholarship<br />
and integrity.<br />
Across a range <strong>of</strong> publications,<br />
Said shone light upon the violence<br />
tearing apart the area we now so<br />
readily term the ‘Middle-East’. Perhaps<br />
his most pointed writings on<br />
the topic, however, were collected<br />
in From Oslo to Iraq and the Roadmap,<br />
published after his <strong>death</strong> in<br />
2004. In a series <strong>of</strong> eloquent and<br />
passionate essays, Said struck at the<br />
heart <strong>of</strong> what he saw as the stickingpoints<br />
between the Israeli state and<br />
the Palestinian people. Unlike many,<br />
he was not afraid to criticise Palestinian<br />
leaders, and was vehement<br />
in his rejection <strong>of</strong> the militarization<br />
proposed by Hamas and like organisations.<br />
Yet his range <strong>of</strong> vision saw<br />
beyond this, and beyond the media<br />
fabrications which constructed Palestinians<br />
as ‘terrorists’ and Israeli’s<br />
as ‘victims’.<br />
Latest estimates put the number<br />
<strong>of</strong> Palestinians killed since Israeli<br />
forces began their assault on the<br />
Gaza strip on 27th December at<br />
around 900. At least 11 ambulances<br />
have been destroyed, 12 medical<br />
workers killed, and another 32 injured<br />
to date, all in what is being<br />
called a campaign against ‘terror’. In<br />
contrast, only thirteen Israeli’s have<br />
died in the same period. In spite<br />
<strong>of</strong> this, the USA has categorically<br />
refused to sign a UN Declaration<br />
calling for the immediate cessation<br />
<strong>of</strong> hostilities on both sides; small<br />
wonder, given that prior to the current<br />
violence it was the US government<br />
who supplied both the F-16<br />
fighter jets, and also the GBU-39<br />
‘smart’ bombs which have wreaked<br />
so much havoc in recent weeks, to<br />
the Israeli government. It is notable<br />
also that Barack Obama, Presidentelect<br />
and outspoken critic <strong>of</strong> the recent<br />
<strong>death</strong>s in both Russia’s war in<br />
Georgia and the Mumbai ‘terror’<br />
attacks, has thus far remained silent<br />
on Gaza. <strong>The</strong> more things change,<br />
the more they stay the same.<br />
Said’s brilliance was to show that<br />
Israeli assaults were always tw<strong>of</strong>old<br />
– at once combining devastating<br />
military assaults with a global propaganda<br />
campaign designed to depict<br />
the most heavily armed country<br />
in the region as a weakened, brutalised<br />
victim, left with no choice other<br />
Protest in San Francisco Flickr/ Steve Rhodes<br />
Flickr/Pooyan<br />
“<br />
We must capture<br />
the imagination<br />
not just <strong>of</strong> our<br />
people but <strong>of</strong> our<br />
oppressors. And we<br />
have to abide by<br />
humane democratic<br />
values<br />
”<br />
than to deploy the Israeli ‘Defence’<br />
Force for protection.<br />
And he went further. He saw that<br />
the Palestinian struggle – his struggle<br />
– was an anticolonial one, <strong>of</strong> a<br />
people deposed from their territory,<br />
walled into separate zones, regularly<br />
restricted under curfew, and<br />
with little or <strong>of</strong>ten no freedom to<br />
move between the various ‘zones’ in<br />
which they were allowed to eke out a<br />
highly limited and regulated form <strong>of</strong><br />
life. Hamas’ turn to violence may be<br />
reprehensible, but it is by no means<br />
incomprehensible.<br />
So much, in this crisis, rests on<br />
questions <strong>of</strong> space. Indeed, with the<br />
importance <strong>of</strong> territory, land, borders<br />
and boundaries in this conflict,<br />
it is no wonder that Said referred<br />
to it as ‘this most geographical <strong>of</strong><br />
contests’. Palestinian space became<br />
defined as ‘besieged spots on the<br />
map’. In the recent conflict, and in<br />
many before, these ‘spots’ have been<br />
reified as ‘targets’, either for Israeli<br />
bombs or international humanitarian<br />
aid, rather than as populated and<br />
inhabited spaces <strong>of</strong> life – and <strong>death</strong>.<br />
Said’s proposal for a Palestinian<br />
political strategy for the future was<br />
as follows; ‘we must capture the<br />
imagination not just <strong>of</strong> our people<br />
but <strong>of</strong> our oppressors. And we have<br />
to abide by humane democratic values’.<br />
In violating the second half <strong>of</strong><br />
Said’s proposals, Hamas gave Israel<br />
the excuse it had been looking for<br />
to launch their brutal assault. And<br />
yet, even as the <strong>death</strong> toll continues<br />
to rise, it appears that the imaginations<br />
<strong>of</strong> those outside Palestine have<br />
failed yet to be sufficiently captured.<br />
Despite recent mass protests in Britain,<br />
for example, Gordon Brown<br />
and his government have failed to<br />
criticise outright the disproportionate<br />
Israeli response.<br />
But our governments failure is<br />
also our own. <strong>The</strong>y are our representatives,<br />
and what they do is done<br />
in our name. New Labour was responsible<br />
for taking this country<br />
to an unjustifiable war in Iraq, and<br />
they continue to have blood on their<br />
hands in Gaza. Under Blair and now<br />
Brown, they too have provided Israel<br />
with the military hardware responsible<br />
for the <strong>death</strong>s <strong>of</strong> so many<br />
innocent lives. We have a responsibility<br />
to do everything we can to<br />
halt the current reign <strong>of</strong> <strong>death</strong> in<br />
Gaza, and we should not stop campaigning<br />
and writing to our political<br />
representatives until they take<br />
heed. For too long have our political<br />
representatives feared criticising the<br />
Israeli condescension towards Palestinian<br />
life.<br />
John Pilger recently called the<br />
current situation ‘the defining moment<br />
<strong>of</strong> our times’. This, <strong>of</strong> course,<br />
is too far – there are a number <strong>of</strong><br />
crises currently vying for such a<br />
dubious honour. Yet in future we<br />
may well find ourselves defined, in<br />
part at least, by our inaction in allowing<br />
so many innocent people to<br />
die in Gaza. Unless we begin to do<br />
something about it. Responsibility<br />
is always multiple, and in watching<br />
the conflict from a distance we<br />
must recall that although we might<br />
physically be far away, the actions<br />
<strong>of</strong> our government, and therefore<br />
ourselves, are much more closely<br />
implicated. In drawing lessons from<br />
this, we could do much worse than<br />
to close with Said; ‘<strong>The</strong> future, like<br />
the past, is built by human beings.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y, and not some distant mediator<br />
or saviour, provide the agency<br />
for change’.
8 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 15 January 2009<br />
College Information<br />
College celebrates success at Volunteering Awards<br />
Royal <strong>Holloway</strong>’s Community Action volunteering programme recently celebrated<br />
its second year <strong>of</strong> success at the prestigious Higher Education Volunteering<br />
Awards (HEVA) held at Manchester United Football Club’s Old Trafford<br />
stadium.<br />
Robin Green won an award for his work in developing a scheme where <strong>student</strong>s<br />
teach basic IT skills to young refugees and asylum seekers at Hillingdon<br />
Social Services. <strong>The</strong> participants not only learnt new, highly valuable, skills<br />
but were also awarded certificates for completed modules. Matthew Goldup<br />
was also among the 25 finalists, chosen from over 750 nominations from universities<br />
across the country. Matthew worked as an ambassador for the Royal<br />
Geography Society at Oxfam in Egham and also provided English language<br />
tuition for refugees and asylum seekers.<br />
‘It is a great honour to receive this award’, said Robin. ‘It is the culmination<br />
<strong>of</strong> a lot <strong>of</strong> great team work as well as the efforts <strong>of</strong> committed <strong>student</strong> volunteers<br />
who were invaluable in making the project a success. I am very glad that<br />
this project has been recognised by such a prestigious award’.<br />
Under the leadership <strong>of</strong> Phil Simcock, Volunteer Co-ordinator at the College,<br />
over 750 <strong>student</strong>s have registered as volunteers and many local projects<br />
have benefitted. <strong>The</strong> Community Action Team has actively sought to gain<br />
recognition for its <strong>student</strong> volunteers and succeeded in achieving Student<br />
Volunteering England Gold Award status for Robin and Matthew earlier in the<br />
year.<br />
“<strong>The</strong> College’s volunteering team has grown in strength from year to year<br />
and I am hugely encouraged by the high calibre and enthusiasm <strong>of</strong> the current<br />
volunteers”, says Phil.<br />
Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> in top 20 with world-leading<br />
research across all three faculties<br />
<strong>The</strong> results <strong>of</strong> the 2008 Research Assessment Exercise (RAE 2008), announced on 18 December, confirm Royal <strong>Holloway</strong>’s position among the top research-led university institutions<br />
in the UK, with outstanding areas in all three faculties <strong>of</strong> Arts, History and Social Sciences and Science.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Principal, Pr<strong>of</strong>essor Stephen Hill, said, “<strong>The</strong> results <strong>of</strong> the RAE 2008 demonstrate that Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> remains one <strong>of</strong> the UK’s leading research universities. <strong>The</strong> College is<br />
ranked 16th in terms <strong>of</strong> research <strong>of</strong> 4* standard. Royal <strong>Holloway</strong> has a broad range <strong>of</strong> excellent researchers and departments and I was particularly pleased to see that we have<br />
the highest rated department in Music in the whole <strong>of</strong> the UK. Our results are testament both to the hard work and dedication <strong>of</strong> our staff and the investment that we have made<br />
over the past seven years.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> primary purpose <strong>of</strong> the RAE 2008 is to measure the quality <strong>of</strong> research activity at 159 UK universities and colleges. <strong>The</strong> results will be used by the four UK funding bodies to<br />
determine the allocation <strong>of</strong> £1.5 billion for research annually from 2009.<br />
<strong>The</strong> new scoring system that applies for the RAE 2008 measures research quality in four categories, with the top score <strong>of</strong> 4* indicating quality that is world-leading and <strong>of</strong> the<br />
highest standards in terms <strong>of</strong> originality, significance and rigour.<br />
In the RAE 2008, 60% <strong>of</strong> research pr<strong>of</strong>ile at the College is rated as world-leading or internationally excellent – outperforming the national average <strong>of</strong> 50%.<br />
Music (Faculty <strong>of</strong> Arts), which has been consistently awarded the highest research rating in all previous RAEs, has now been acclaimed the UK’s top Department. Biological Sciences<br />
(Faculty <strong>of</strong> Science) and Economics (Faculty <strong>of</strong> History & Social Sciences) were likewise among the highest rated in the country, ranked joint 3rd and joint 9th respectively.<br />
With reference to Royal <strong>Holloway</strong>’s ongoing collaborations with partners including the SWAN alliance and the proposed merger with St George’s, University <strong>of</strong> London, Pr<strong>of</strong>essor<br />
Stephen Hill, added, “<strong>The</strong> strong results in the Schools <strong>of</strong> Biological Sciences and Management and Departments <strong>of</strong> Psychology and Health and Social Care provide an excellent<br />
basis for our merger with St George’s, University <strong>of</strong> London.”<br />
Sexual Health<br />
Following ‘Shag Week’, I have been invited to provide some advice on sensible sexual health precautions and explain a little about what services we provide at the University Health<br />
Centre.<br />
I am sure you have heard this all before, but I cannot stress enough how important the use <strong>of</strong> condoms is in the prevention <strong>of</strong> all sexually transmitted illnesses. I would suggest<br />
that even if you are taking the pill, you only ever consider abandoning barrier methods <strong>of</strong> contraception when you and your partner have been screened at a sexual health clinic.<br />
Putting it simply, if you have had unprotected sex with anyone before you are potentially putting your present partner at risk.<br />
Condoms protect against HIV, syphilis, gonorrhoea and the well known STIs, while they are also very effective against the much more common Chlamydia. If you are concerned<br />
that you may have contracted an STI or want to discuss any aspect <strong>of</strong> your sexual health or contraception, please feel free to come along to the Health Centre to do so.<br />
Dr Gero Baiarda MB BS DPD MSc<br />
Lead GP Royal <strong>Holloway</strong>, University <strong>of</strong> London Health Centre
Twilight<br />
E X T R A<br />
Thursday 15 January 2009<br />
Realism vs<br />
Romanticism<br />
thefounder<br />
Sherlock Holmes 10///Futureworld Cinema 11///Australia 13///Murakani 16///
10 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Monday 8 December 2008<br />
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Sherlock Holmes:<br />
Alexandra Kinman<br />
Arts Extra<br />
In October 2008 Guy Ritchie began<br />
filming the anticipated Sherlock<br />
Holmes, starring Robert Downey Jr<br />
as Sherlock and Jude Law as his<br />
right hand man Dr Watson. Guy<br />
Ritchie agreed to take on the risky<br />
action packed film, a script which<br />
earlier in the year made it into<br />
<strong>The</strong> Black List – a list <strong>of</strong> the 50 best<br />
un-produced scripts, drawn up<br />
from the 250 leading film executives<br />
in the UK and US.<br />
On the first week <strong>of</strong> filming, Warner<br />
Bros held a press conference in<br />
London where Ritchie guaranteed<br />
the film would not be ‘a traditional<br />
Guy Ritchie thing’, vowing to stay in<br />
line with a more authentic adaptation<br />
<strong>of</strong> the detective, though promising<br />
to exploit his fencing<br />
and questionable martial arts skills.<br />
Written by Mike Johnson and<br />
adapted from the Lionel Wigram<br />
comics, Sherlock Holmes follows<br />
a mysterious mastermind criminal<br />
Lord<br />
Blackwood, who returns to life after<br />
his execution, promising to take<br />
over the British Empire and kill the<br />
Queen on the opening <strong>of</strong><br />
parliament. <strong>The</strong> obsession with the<br />
occult and the paranormal promises<br />
a dark return for Holmes, reminiscent<br />
<strong>of</strong> the 1985 Barry Levinson<br />
adaptation.<br />
In Bond-esque fashion Holmes<br />
faces his anti-hero femme fatale<br />
Irene Adler (Rachel McAdams),<br />
a seductive yet annoying woman<br />
crossed<br />
somewhere between killing and<br />
kinking him. In the middle <strong>of</strong> the<br />
turmoil the script sports a few spats<br />
<strong>of</strong> random, if not pointless<br />
action sequences. We’re never quite<br />
sure who ‘cut throat’ Dredger is, but<br />
we know he wants to kill Holmes.<br />
At times it’s a (quote from script)<br />
‘first generation CSI’, with Holmes<br />
pointlessly analysing ink stains on<br />
somebody’s ear, with the<br />
aim to make us understand how<br />
‘great’ he is. Nonetheless, despite<br />
a string over over-complications,<br />
‘Sherlock Holmes’ wields a sense <strong>of</strong><br />
depth, energy and darkness to which<br />
gangster boy Guy Ritchie has a lot to<br />
live up to. With his latest string <strong>of</strong><br />
Exclusive Preview<br />
appalling films, let’s just hope it lives<br />
up to expectations.<br />
Sherlock Holmes is due for release<br />
in 2010.<br />
Hard Ass-Ramming<br />
Phil Hooks<br />
This reviewer was not one to be<br />
blinkered by the publicity storm<br />
surrounding the release <strong>of</strong> Hard<br />
Ass-Ramming Slags. A less than<br />
faithful adaptation <strong>of</strong> Dickens’ A<br />
Christmas Carol sees Eboobsleazer<br />
Spooge (Mr. Awklidge) awoken<br />
in bed three nights in a row in the<br />
presence <strong>of</strong> a different lover, all<br />
three <strong>of</strong> them prostitutes. Although<br />
the dénouement is still the same, the<br />
scrapping <strong>of</strong> some <strong>of</strong> the original’s<br />
essential story threads (Bob Cratchett,<br />
Tiny Tim, Victorian London,<br />
Christmas) means that it jars badly<br />
and feels rushed. Some <strong>of</strong> the scenes<br />
are poorly lit, and Ms. Riley’s Prostitute<br />
Number Two is as lacking in<br />
passion as she so obviously lacks a<br />
Ladyshaver.<br />
It isn’t all bad, though. Prostitute<br />
Number One, played so hauntingly<br />
by Mrs Bennington, is worth the<br />
ticket price alone. If her scenes seem<br />
to lack rhythm, it is the fault <strong>of</strong> Mr.<br />
Awklidge, whose diction is abominable<br />
for a pr<strong>of</strong>essional production<br />
<strong>of</strong> this magnitude.<br />
<strong>The</strong> much-hyped soundtrack is,<br />
sadly, as uninspiring as the rest <strong>of</strong><br />
the picture. Over-produced mixes<br />
<strong>of</strong> George Formby, Buddy Holly<br />
and Shirley Bassey classics feel out<br />
<strong>of</strong> place in Spooge’s ethereal fantasy<br />
land, while the lazily dubbed sound<br />
effects <strong>of</strong>ten produce unintentionally<br />
comedic moments.<br />
It seems that Mr. Cagou (now the<br />
world’s richest septuagenarian) just<br />
isn’t driven by the same angry force<br />
that made his early work so powerful,<br />
instead relying on CGI to create<br />
the magic for him.<br />
I’m sorry, Mr. Cagou. To quote<br />
your Lord Tillard’s Daughter: “This<br />
chump aint buyin’ it.”<br />
Dir: Henri Cagou<br />
Prod: Hartley Fricker
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Monday 8 December 2008<br />
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11<br />
Twilight: promotes unrealistic expectations<br />
Jessica Benn<br />
This vampire love story is adored<br />
by the hordes <strong>of</strong> screaming preteens<br />
and the now infamous ‘Twimoms’<br />
alike, something about this book<br />
has captured the imagination <strong>of</strong><br />
millions <strong>of</strong> people (mainly rabid<br />
fangirls wanting sexy vampire Edward<br />
to bite them). But after seeing<br />
the much- awaited film adaptation<br />
I was finally able to place my finger<br />
on what it is that concerns me about<br />
such representations <strong>of</strong> love.<br />
This classic boy meets girl story<br />
changes slightly into, boy meets girl<br />
and girl likes boy but boy is a vampire<br />
and wants to suck girls’ blood<br />
from her body because she smells<br />
like freesias. No. Seriously. Like<br />
Freesias. “You have a very floral<br />
smell, like lavender… or freesia,” he<br />
noted. “It’s mouth-watering.” <strong>The</strong>re<br />
is no need to make anything up with<br />
this book. But strangely, Edward being<br />
a vampire is not the most worrying<br />
part, but instead the absolute dependence<br />
<strong>of</strong> Bella on Edward. This<br />
is not a strong, independent girl<br />
who finds love and then finds herself;<br />
Bella literally becomes obsessed<br />
with Edward losing all semblance <strong>of</strong><br />
identity in the process. Perhaps, it is<br />
not the sloppy characterisation that<br />
is the problem, but that millions <strong>of</strong><br />
preteen girls view this relationship<br />
as the epitome <strong>of</strong> love. Indeed, much<br />
Ingram Hill<br />
“<br />
Myer has allowed<br />
a generation <strong>of</strong><br />
young girls to view<br />
a relationship that<br />
is impossible to<br />
achieve<br />
”<br />
like children who watch Disney stories<br />
and expect the same romantic<br />
twists in their lives, Stephanie Myer<br />
has allowed a generation <strong>of</strong> young<br />
girls to view a relationship that is<br />
impossible to achieve.<br />
Because essentially, any way you<br />
look at it, this relationship is impossible<br />
to achieve, even if you did manage<br />
to somehow find a vampire to<br />
begin with. Edward saves Bella’s life<br />
on more than one occasion, mainly<br />
from her own stupidity, but is only<br />
able to do so because he doesn’t<br />
sleep and spends all his time watching<br />
her. All his time. He watches her<br />
sleep for about two months before<br />
finally admitting to it. Bella is okay<br />
with this because Edward is super<br />
A Beginner’s Guide to...<br />
Far, far away from the comic book<br />
convention, the force <strong>of</strong> science fiction<br />
has burrowed deep into modern<br />
culture. None more so, one could<br />
argue, than the visions <strong>of</strong> future<br />
worlds: the gigantic vistas, steaming<br />
conurbations and ominous heights<br />
which continue to mesmerise audiences.<br />
<strong>The</strong> appeal <strong>of</strong> the future<br />
world is simple, providing a glimpse<br />
into the familiar unknown, <strong>of</strong>ten<br />
presented as a terrifying alternative<br />
to the comforts <strong>of</strong> today. This<br />
is questioning cinema, probing the<br />
recurrent problems <strong>of</strong> our times<br />
and demanding a response from the<br />
viewer.<br />
<strong>The</strong> futuristic vision <strong>of</strong> Metropolis<br />
(1927), in all its sprawling glory,<br />
has been hard to match. Fritz Lang’s<br />
film is essentially a tale <strong>of</strong> class and<br />
hot. Edward literally stalks Bella to<br />
the point where she has no autonomy,<br />
not that she wants it - because<br />
Edward is super hot. Even when Edward<br />
admits he might accidently eat<br />
her because she smells so good (got<br />
to love those freesias) Bella is okay<br />
with this because Edward is super<br />
hot. Spot a running theme here?<br />
All this leaves a bit <strong>of</strong> a dilemma<br />
for anyone wanting to maintain that<br />
Futureworld Cinema<br />
their relationship is realisti: the only<br />
time she makes an independent decision<br />
she is by herself and it nearly<br />
results in her <strong>death</strong>.<br />
<strong>The</strong> time for radical feminism has,<br />
in some ways, already passed, representations<br />
<strong>of</strong> strong females are still<br />
needed. Aspiring to be Bella Swann<br />
is no aspiration at all, and placing<br />
her in the coveted position <strong>of</strong> love<br />
object to the overly Byronic Edward<br />
capitalism, and has left us with some<br />
<strong>of</strong> the great cinematic images <strong>of</strong> all<br />
time. <strong>The</strong> gothic skyline looms over<br />
the plight <strong>of</strong> the workers in a technological<br />
world far from any promised<br />
paradise. <strong>The</strong> more earnest<br />
Things to Come (1936), penned<br />
by the great H.G. Wells, played it<br />
straighter and cleaner. A cautionary<br />
portrait <strong>of</strong> a world ravaged by conflict,<br />
the film aims to startle viewers<br />
from their self-interest and destruction.<br />
What it achieves for cinema, it<br />
failed to prevent in the battlefields <strong>of</strong><br />
the twentieth century.<br />
<strong>The</strong> anti-authority streak <strong>of</strong> 1960s<br />
and 70s film-makers found a stronghold<br />
in the broad scope <strong>of</strong> the future<br />
world. Farenheit 451 (1966) reflected<br />
the disillusionment towards selfinterested<br />
government which had<br />
been growing throughout the decade.<br />
A time when free-thinking was<br />
discouraged, books burned, and television<br />
lifestyle imprisoned minds<br />
seemed an ever-likely possibility.<br />
What Farenheit 451 did for dystopian<br />
theory, Logan’s Run (1976) did<br />
for mass conspiracy. Michael York,<br />
as the titular runner, must escape<br />
the confines <strong>of</strong> a ‘sanctuary’ from<br />
nuclear holocaust; the paradisiacal<br />
‘promised land’ holds a hideous secret.<br />
<strong>The</strong> idea <strong>of</strong> government sanctioned<br />
murder, to allow for smooth<br />
administration, is as potent in today’s<br />
nihilistic world as it was to the<br />
post-Vietnam mindset <strong>of</strong> the time.<br />
Misuse <strong>of</strong> power became a staple<br />
<strong>of</strong> the genre, from the relentlessly<br />
grim Hong Kong actioner <strong>The</strong> Final<br />
Test (1987), to the well-received and<br />
largely forgotten Dark City (1998).<br />
Indeed, action has always had a<br />
special relationship with science fiction.<br />
Mad Max (1979) gave the world<br />
a memorably sadistic anti-hero who<br />
is as much hurtling towards oblivion<br />
as the biker gang he pursues. If<br />
Mel Gibson’s seething performance<br />
tended to blur the lines <strong>of</strong> good and<br />
bad, Robocop (1987) can be seen as<br />
a re-dress <strong>of</strong> the balance. But what<br />
could have been a mere crowdpleaser<br />
ends up as Paul Verhoeven’s<br />
gruesome and satirical side-swipe<br />
at modern lifestyle. Both films have<br />
become cult favourites that, whilst<br />
possibly lacking in focus, possess a<br />
raw imaginative energy which is impossible<br />
to deny.<br />
But the most remarkable cinematic<br />
visions <strong>of</strong> the future are undoubtedly<br />
Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner<br />
has the possibility <strong>of</strong> giving millions<br />
<strong>of</strong> preteens ideas <strong>of</strong> love that are unrealistic.<br />
In saying that though, I do<br />
recommend seeing the film, if only<br />
to watch Robert Pattinson play Edward<br />
(he is actually super hot, but I<br />
doubt that would make it okay for<br />
him to stalk you). See it, make your<br />
own decision and if possible take a<br />
younger sister or cousin, odds are<br />
on that they’ll love it.<br />
(1982). Scott’s film dazzles with its<br />
fully-realised cityscape, seductive<br />
atmosphere and Rutger Hauer’s<br />
wonderfully poised performance.<br />
Its pr<strong>of</strong>ound questions about life,<br />
love and creation continue to confound<br />
audiences, with the film becoming<br />
a greater puzzle and Harrison<br />
Ford’s character more <strong>of</strong> an<br />
enigma with each newly released<br />
cut. <strong>The</strong> choice <strong>of</strong> a ridiculously<br />
exaggerated future reveals the farce<br />
<strong>of</strong> contemporary life in its plainest<br />
colours. Through the lens <strong>of</strong> the<br />
future world, our world is brought<br />
into sharp focus.
12 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Monday 8 December 2008<br />
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1001 Films to see before you die...<br />
Kayleigh Dray<br />
Ever felt like you were surrounded<br />
by zombies? Let’s set the scene:<br />
Shaun, our everyday loveable loser,<br />
is having many problems in life. His<br />
long-time girlfriend has dumped<br />
him due to their almost-daily expedition<br />
to Shaun’s favourite pub, the<br />
Winchester. His temporary management<br />
job isn’t going well at Foree<br />
Electronics, with his subordinates<br />
not even giving him the time <strong>of</strong> day.<br />
His deadbeat flatmates, Pete and Ed,<br />
are at each other’s throats. And, oh<br />
yeah, London is overrun with multitudes<br />
<strong>of</strong> zombies. In the midst <strong>of</strong><br />
this, he must save himself, Ed, his<br />
ex, his mom and his precious record<br />
collection.<br />
Written and starring the talented<br />
Simon Pegg, this film is a multifaceted<br />
wonder <strong>of</strong> horror, comedy,<br />
romance, tragedy and delicately infused<br />
with numerous movie references!<br />
For those <strong>of</strong> you grimly unaware<br />
<strong>of</strong> the latter, I will <strong>of</strong>fer you an<br />
example or two: Dawn <strong>of</strong> the Dead<br />
is obviously parodied, in title and in<br />
various scenes; Shaun, when acting<br />
as temporary manager, mentions<br />
that Ash will not be in. In <strong>The</strong> Army<br />
<strong>of</strong> Darkness, the main character Ash<br />
works in a very similar retail store;<br />
28 Days Later is cited, with newsreaders<br />
mentioning the ‘rage virus’.<br />
And, a numerous host <strong>of</strong> others are<br />
depicted, including Michael Jackson’s<br />
Thriller video, <strong>The</strong> Rocky Horror<br />
Picture Show, Invasion <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Body Snatchers, Ricky Gervais’ <strong>The</strong><br />
Office, Alien, <strong>The</strong> Deer Hunter, <strong>The</strong><br />
Godfather and King <strong>of</strong> the Zombies<br />
(“who died and made you fucking<br />
king <strong>of</strong> the zombies?!”). <strong>The</strong>refore,<br />
it seems this film has as many layers<br />
as…an onion. Next time you watch<br />
keep an eye out for those movie connections,<br />
it truly enriches an already<br />
superb viewing experience.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is a clever adoption <strong>of</strong> foreshadowing,<br />
similar to Invasion <strong>of</strong><br />
the Body Snatchers, where many<br />
<strong>of</strong> the opening scenes are mirrored<br />
later in the movie, with slightly<br />
different events occurring in the<br />
background. For example, whereas<br />
Shaun slips on a sponge on the way<br />
to his local shop at the beginning <strong>of</strong><br />
the movie, the second shot shows<br />
him slipping in a pool <strong>of</strong> blood –<br />
and not even noticing. <strong>The</strong> regular<br />
jogger who passes him has now<br />
taken to full out-sprinting, casting<br />
terrified glances behind his shoulder.<br />
<strong>The</strong> drinks cabinet in his local<br />
shop is now pooled with blood. And<br />
so on. Yet Shaun continues on as<br />
always, staring at the change in his<br />
hand, focusing on locating his can <strong>of</strong><br />
fizzy drink and…er…a cornetto for<br />
his friend Ed. <strong>The</strong> zombies awakening<br />
around him go unnoticed and<br />
it is this, I feel, which hits a chord<br />
with everyday life. How many <strong>of</strong> us<br />
would really think ‘zombie’ when<br />
faced with a staggering, bloodthirsty<br />
idiot? I choose to ignore those <strong>of</strong><br />
you with your hands raised, for I<br />
feel Shaun and Ed’s reaction to the<br />
‘girl in the garden’ is much more<br />
likely: she turns around, mouth lolling<br />
open, dead eyes staring at them.<br />
Shaun gapes in confusion and then<br />
mutters furtively – ‘Oh my God…<br />
she’s so drunk!’<br />
Shaun and Ed, when faced with two<br />
zombies in the garden, fling records<br />
at their heads in an attempt to ward<br />
them <strong>of</strong>f (but only after discussing<br />
exactly which records are allowed<br />
to be flung!). Yet, for a moment, let’s<br />
focus on the romantic relationships<br />
embedded within the film. Firstly,<br />
Liz and Shaun. <strong>The</strong> pressure is on,<br />
for Shaun fails to take initiative and<br />
constantly drags her to <strong>The</strong> Winchester<br />
every night, with oafish Ed<br />
and her abhorrent flatmates, Dianne<br />
and David, in tow. Yet, in the midst<br />
<strong>of</strong> a zombie onslaught, his love for<br />
her is reawakened and he not only<br />
climbs up through her window to<br />
save her, but introduces her to his<br />
mum and takes initiative. In short,<br />
he is no longer Shaun Riley, but<br />
Shaun <strong>of</strong> the Dead – sort-<strong>of</strong>-warrior<br />
and heroic figure. Will their love be<br />
reawakened at the film’s end or will<br />
they perish at the mouths <strong>of</strong> hungry<br />
flesh-eating zombies?<br />
<strong>The</strong> second great relationship, and<br />
the most endearing one, is that between<br />
Ed and Shaun. Best friends<br />
Shaun <strong>of</strong> the Dead<br />
since they were five and living together<br />
as late twenty-somethings,<br />
Shaun has adopted a protective big<br />
brother stance over his less than<br />
polished companion. As he points<br />
out to Liz, Ed ‘doesn’t have many<br />
friends’, during which Shaun is interrupted<br />
by Ed, who asks: ‘can I<br />
get any <strong>of</strong> you cunts a drink?’ Nice!<br />
Throughout the film, we see this<br />
atypical guy-friendship flourish in<br />
their dangerous new environment.<br />
It is more painful to watch Ed and<br />
Shaun falling out than it was to<br />
watch Liz dumping him, for we have<br />
more <strong>of</strong> a stake in their friendship.<br />
Years <strong>of</strong> torment come rushing out<br />
<strong>of</strong> Shaun when Ed lets him down<br />
in front <strong>of</strong> Liz, her friends and the<br />
zombies: ‘You fuck <strong>of</strong>f! Fuck fucking<br />
<strong>of</strong>f! I’ve spent my entire life sticking<br />
my neck out for you and all you ever<br />
do is fuck things up! Fuck things up<br />
and make me look stupid! Well, I’m<br />
not going to let you do it anymore.<br />
OK? Not today!’ Luckily for us, and<br />
them, the conflict is soon resolved<br />
when Ed fetches Shaun a beer.<br />
This film clearly has not simply<br />
dazzled me, many have fallen under<br />
the spell <strong>of</strong> its wicked mix <strong>of</strong><br />
humour and horror: it has been<br />
termed a ‘modern classic’ by the<br />
likes <strong>of</strong> the Sunday Night Project<br />
and has one no fewer than 6 awards,<br />
nominated for a grand total <strong>of</strong> 16.<br />
Similarly, it is one <strong>of</strong> the few British<br />
films released in the States that the<br />
Americans loved! So, if you haven’t<br />
seen it, what are you waiting for? If<br />
anything, it will prepare you nicely<br />
for the day we veterans refer to as<br />
Z-Day. <strong>The</strong> end <strong>of</strong> the world. <strong>The</strong><br />
night <strong>of</strong> the living dead! Remember,<br />
in the words <strong>of</strong> the wise Simon Pegg,<br />
‘Always ALWAYS have a plan! This<br />
could happen…’<br />
Happy head-bashing!<br />
A Recent Dream...<br />
Steve Camembert<br />
Dark. Light. My eye lids open sharply,<br />
my pupils shrink away. Cold glass<br />
sheet with rain pouring down was a<br />
wall, the vista <strong>of</strong> a city opened out<br />
down below, big boxes and small<br />
boxes and an ill defined greying<br />
fringe.<br />
Get out <strong>of</strong> bed, put on my clothes.<br />
Shirt, trousers - both so neat -<br />
smooth and creaseless and perfectly<br />
fitting upon my Belgian body. But I<br />
might not be Belgian necessarily, I<br />
rarely talk. I go to work, but I don’t<br />
know what I do. I am somewhere in<br />
the day. I get paid.<br />
Nothing starts until evening.<br />
Shiny metallic club, pretty girls,<br />
champagne and cocaine, cleanliness<br />
and class. Back in bed and I shut my<br />
eyes. I wake up but to my surprise…<br />
I do not exist. I am in a perfume advert.<br />
My consciousness dies as I am<br />
played for the last time.<br />
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Monday 8 December 2008<br />
E X T R A<br />
13<br />
Film<br />
Australia: truly a tour de force<br />
Laura Stokes<br />
Depicting Darwin on the brink <strong>of</strong><br />
World War 2, Baz Luhrmann’s Australia<br />
has already been touted as the<br />
new Gone with the Wind and as a<br />
return to the golden age <strong>of</strong> cinema.<br />
Epic in scope, it stars Nicole<br />
Kidman, who impresses as Lady<br />
Sarah Ashley, an English aristocrat<br />
who journeys from her countryside<br />
manor to the Australian outback to<br />
join her husband, whose misdemeanours<br />
have become common<br />
knowledge. Intending to set things<br />
straight, she arrives only to discover<br />
that she is now a widow and that<br />
the farm (Faraway Downs) and<br />
its large cattle herd are now solely<br />
in her control. Her plummy accent,<br />
carved beauty and immaculate<br />
dress sense mean that she is<br />
radically different from her new<br />
neighbours, and a poor obstacle for<br />
those who wish to seize her land<br />
from her. One whom she initially<br />
falls foul <strong>of</strong> is a rugged handyman<br />
known as the Drover (Hugh Jackman),<br />
who can’t make head nor tale<br />
<strong>of</strong> Ashley’s refined ways. Yet despite<br />
their differences love soon blossoms<br />
for the pair as they struggle to<br />
defend both their newfound land<br />
and family.<br />
Falling just short <strong>of</strong> three hours<br />
and packed full <strong>of</strong> all you would expect<br />
from a Hollywood blockbuster,<br />
Australia, thankfully, never appears<br />
too pleased with itself. Luhrmann<br />
is cautionary in this sense, letting<br />
young Nullah, a mixed race child<br />
‘adopted’ by Lady Ashley, tell the<br />
story in the way he sees it. <strong>The</strong><br />
innocent narrative works perfectly<br />
as a brilliant contrast to the <strong>of</strong>ten<br />
barbaric scenes surrounding him.<br />
It is also a joy to see the emergence<br />
<strong>of</strong> a new Sarah, as she involves<br />
herself more and more in the action<br />
(unbeknown to her enemies, she is<br />
a mean horse rider, giving her male<br />
counterparts a run for their money).<br />
It is also worth noting the new<br />
style adopted by the revolutionary<br />
Luhrmann. He has refrained<br />
from the darting camera shots and<br />
overall whirlwind effect <strong>of</strong> the all<br />
singing, all dancing Moulin Rouge;<br />
Australia’s romance scenes ,for<br />
instance, are shown in a tender<br />
way. Such fancy camera techniques<br />
would seem redundant here: he lets<br />
the lingering shots <strong>of</strong> the spectacular<br />
scenery do the talking.<br />
However, there are some brilliant<br />
special effects, such as the stampede<br />
scene and the 1942 bombing <strong>of</strong><br />
Darwin by the Japanese (a period <strong>of</strong><br />
history which I for one knew nothing<br />
about). Kidman is also surprisingly<br />
believable when coming to<br />
terms with her new maternal duties<br />
(which the Drover apparently ignores)and<br />
her complete devotion to<br />
the orphaned aborigine child is one<br />
<strong>of</strong> many powerful aspects <strong>of</strong> the<br />
epic. It is near impossible to predict<br />
what will become <strong>of</strong> the lovers<br />
throughout the film, guaranteeing<br />
maximum audience attention until<br />
the credits start rolling. Australia<br />
is a true tour de force: if you can<br />
sit through the three hour running<br />
time, I guarantee that you will be<br />
rewarded.<br />
Che Part One: <strong>The</strong> Argentine<br />
Liam McGuigan<br />
In the whole world, Ernesto ‘Ché’<br />
Guevara is perhaps the most known<br />
unknown person there is. Those<br />
who know him for the politics, as<br />
a leading light in the 1959 Cuban<br />
Revolution, are few compared to<br />
the many who know him as the<br />
fashion statement: the pop-art image<br />
on the t-shirt.<br />
It is with this special date in<br />
mind, released just a day shy <strong>of</strong><br />
the revolution’s fiftieth anniversary,<br />
that we are given the first in a<br />
two-part biopic on the man behind<br />
the picture. Che: <strong>The</strong> Argentine<br />
gives the viewer Ché Guevara,<br />
for the most part, in two separate<br />
ways. On the one hand, Guevara<br />
as national revolutionary in Cuba,<br />
commanding and leading forces to<br />
the eventual toppling <strong>of</strong> the Batista<br />
dictatorship; on the other, Guevara<br />
as international figurehead, talking<br />
at the United Nations in 1964 on<br />
behalf <strong>of</strong> Castro’s Cuba.<br />
Director Steven Soderbergh, cred-<br />
ited for cinematography in the film<br />
under the alias Peter Andrews, handles<br />
these two separate time frames<br />
in a well-crafted manner. <strong>The</strong><br />
revolution is displayed in vibrant<br />
colour, heightening the beauty <strong>of</strong><br />
the Cuban landscape whilst also<br />
giving added shock to the <strong>death</strong>s<br />
encountered along the way. This is<br />
in complete contrast to the monochrome<br />
moments interspersed in<br />
the film where Guevara, played by<br />
Benicio Del Toro, is shown as UN<br />
representative, yet both directions<br />
visually hit the spot.<br />
It’s when you get past the image<br />
and the visuals, however, that<br />
the film’s frailties begin to show.<br />
Though Ché Guevara is played to<br />
great effect by Del Toro who, like<br />
Demián Bichir as Fidel Castro,<br />
bears a striking resemblance to the<br />
man visually, those who hope to<br />
see the film in order to gain some<br />
extra knowledge on the man will be<br />
left short changed. <strong>The</strong> film instead<br />
holds steady to set piece after set<br />
piece <strong>of</strong> dialogue where Guevara<br />
is little questioned and mostly accepted<br />
in his words and actions. Bar<br />
a few moments where you see Ché<br />
going through day-to-day chores,<br />
you’re still left unaware <strong>of</strong> deeper<br />
issues surrounding the revolutionary:<br />
what brought an Argentinean<br />
(hence the film’s title) to Cuba, what<br />
formed his political thinking and<br />
how he met people like Fidel and<br />
Raul Castro are all left unanswered.<br />
Yet, in spite <strong>of</strong> this, what it does<br />
choose to address, predominantly<br />
the Cuban revolution itself, is handled<br />
with a masterful combination<br />
<strong>of</strong> suspense and visuals. <strong>The</strong> road<br />
towards Santa Clara and the hidden<br />
nature <strong>of</strong> guerrilla warfare make for<br />
tense battle scenes where you’re not<br />
sure when, or even if, fighting will<br />
break out. <strong>The</strong> revolution’s eventual<br />
arrival in the city blows this even<br />
wider, giving way to stunning visual<br />
moments in the film and a brilliant<br />
final half-hour to the movie.<br />
All <strong>of</strong> this, however, would be<br />
left wanting had it not been for<br />
Del Toro’s role as Ché Guevara. At<br />
Cannes in 2008, Del Toro won the<br />
Best Actor Award for his portrayal<br />
<strong>of</strong> the man over the two parts and<br />
it’s easy to see why; though the<br />
script binds him to little insight but<br />
many platitudes, the hard-nosed<br />
leader who would kill or be killed<br />
without hesitation shines throughout,<br />
and it is on Del Toro’s part that<br />
the energy <strong>of</strong> the film largely comes<br />
from.<br />
As a film in itself Che Part One:<br />
<strong>The</strong> Argentine is hard to really pin<br />
down. So much in the film gives<br />
rise to it really being the fourand-a-half-hour<br />
opus that it was<br />
screened as at both the Cannes<br />
and Toronto film festivals, yet as a<br />
stand-alone movie you’d be hard<br />
pressed not to call it a flawed masterpiece.<br />
This is a real shame given<br />
Del Toro as co-producer allegedly<br />
spent seven years researching and<br />
developing the idea. This first-half<br />
<strong>of</strong> the biopic keeps Guevara where<br />
he was in the common consciousness<br />
beforehand: as merchandise<br />
figure over Marxist fighter. Yet this<br />
is not to take away Del Toro’s performance<br />
<strong>of</strong> Ché, which is worth<br />
the price <strong>of</strong> admission alone. With<br />
Del Toro’s powerful performance<br />
combined with the subject matter<br />
<strong>of</strong> forthcoming Che Part Two:<br />
Guerrilla, it promises to be a mustsee<br />
conclusion to this ambitious<br />
project.
14 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Monday 8 December 2008<br />
E X T R A<br />
Music<br />
2009 - A Preview<br />
Jack William Ingram<br />
Music Editor<br />
Antony & <strong>The</strong> Johnsons<br />
<strong>The</strong> Crying Light<br />
Antony & the Johnsons have been<br />
very highly touted over the past few<br />
years – deservedly so - 2005’s I Am<br />
A Bird Now came out <strong>of</strong> nowhere to<br />
win the Mercury Prize, and 2006’s<br />
exquisite multimedia Turning tour<br />
proved that popular music can aspire<br />
to vertiginous heights <strong>of</strong> artistic<br />
merit. Anticipation for the band’s<br />
third album, then, is rather high.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re has been a certain cloak <strong>of</strong><br />
discretion smothering the build-up<br />
to <strong>The</strong> Crying Light’s release, thanks<br />
to the secrecy <strong>of</strong> vocalist/songwriter<br />
Antony Hegarty and the relatively<br />
cryptic nature <strong>of</strong> any details that<br />
have emerged. <strong>The</strong> cover art, for instance,<br />
consists <strong>of</strong> a photograph <strong>of</strong><br />
Japanese guru and butoh dancer Kazuo<br />
Ohno, a figure acknowledged by<br />
Antony Hegarty as “kind <strong>of</strong> like my<br />
art parent”. It’s a striking image; according<br />
to the press release, “Ohno<br />
is shown reaching towards light, his<br />
striking visage and reclined posture<br />
simultaneously invoking the cradle,<br />
the grave, and transcendence.”<br />
Hopefully the music contained<br />
within will be equally striking; I,<br />
for one, have little doubt that it will<br />
be – every record and E.P. release<br />
up until this point has possessed a<br />
definite upward trajectory, a trend<br />
which will certainly see continue on<br />
January 20th, when this record is released.<br />
Animal Collective<br />
Merriweather Post Pavillion<br />
<strong>The</strong> eighth <strong>of</strong>fering from the pioneering<br />
electro-folk audiophiles;<br />
I’m not going to say much about<br />
this record. It will be released by the<br />
time we go to print (12th January),<br />
so any ‘preview’ will be erroneous.<br />
Needless to say, however, this is one<br />
<strong>of</strong> the most anticipated releases <strong>of</strong><br />
recent months, and - although it<br />
has been leaked already - perish the<br />
thought that I would do something<br />
so heinous as illegally download<br />
it… Look forward to a (legally<br />
sound) review in the next issue.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Decemberists<br />
<strong>The</strong> Hazards <strong>of</strong> Love<br />
<strong>The</strong> Decemberists have been busy in<br />
2008, releasing a succession <strong>of</strong> singles<br />
on vinyl known as the Always<br />
the Bridesmaid series, and carrying<br />
out a limited tour in support. Finally,<br />
in October, the band announced<br />
that mixing had commenced on the<br />
follow-up to 2006’s <strong>The</strong> Crane Wife,<br />
the hour-long narrative suite that<br />
forms <strong>The</strong> Hazards <strong>of</strong> Love.<br />
<strong>The</strong> track listing has already been<br />
released, and needless to say, we’re<br />
in full-on folk/rock opera territory,<br />
more reminiscent <strong>of</strong> Peter Bellamy’s<br />
<strong>The</strong> Transports or Fairport Convention’s<br />
Babbacombe Lee than anything<br />
apparent in even the most ambitious<br />
efforts <strong>of</strong> the contemporary<br />
indie canon. Folk music is a genre<br />
that purists <strong>of</strong>ten allow to stagnate,<br />
but it has always reached its highest<br />
plateaus through fusion with<br />
more contemporary musical trends,<br />
which is why lead singer Colin Meloy’s<br />
admission that, alongside the<br />
influence <strong>of</strong> Anne Briggs, Pentan-<br />
gle and Shirley Collins, this newest<br />
record owes a debt <strong>of</strong> gratitude to<br />
the British stoner metal <strong>of</strong> Electric<br />
Wizard and the pioneering synthesiser<br />
work <strong>of</strong> Wendy Carlos, makes<br />
the whole project such an enticing<br />
prospect. Meloy has, in addition,<br />
indicated that the band’s spring tour<br />
will involve performances <strong>of</strong> the album’s<br />
song suite in its entirety. Release<br />
is anticipated for March 23rd;<br />
I don’t know about you, but I’ll be<br />
counting the days.<br />
Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy : Beware!<br />
For the better part <strong>of</strong> the past two<br />
decades, Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy’s (the<br />
operating moniker <strong>of</strong> Kentucky’s<br />
Will Oldham) albums have constituted<br />
sporadic, but safe features on<br />
the landscape <strong>of</strong> frontier Americana<br />
– in diametric opposition to<br />
freak-folk eccentrics like Devendra<br />
Banhart and Joanna Newsom, who<br />
chart unexplored perimeters like<br />
psychedelic prospectors trailblazing<br />
their way through brave new<br />
worlds, Will Oldham’s regular album<br />
releases are reliable, certain<br />
things, like safehouses on the way to<br />
the new western terra incognita.<br />
According to early critic’s reports,<br />
Beware!, as always, showcases Bonnie<br />
‘Prince’ Billy’s unique style <strong>of</strong><br />
recondite Americana, singing with a<br />
passion that sounds at once uplifting<br />
and devastated - a ragged backwoods<br />
Elijah, preaching a jugband<br />
ethos to hillbilly mendicants. However,<br />
something seems different on<br />
this new record, signalling what<br />
sounds like a sea change - perhaps<br />
it’s the thickening thud <strong>of</strong> low tone<br />
that rolls beneath the usual rustic<br />
timbre <strong>of</strong> fiddle and steel guitar -<br />
heralding a certain ineffable ambition<br />
that one critic has labelled as a<br />
sign that this will be Oldham’s “great<br />
contempo-country record”. Oldham<br />
has been lurking in the shadows <strong>of</strong><br />
the American indie/folk scene for<br />
longer than many up-and-coming<br />
musicians have even been alive;<br />
there has been the occasional, almost<br />
accidental exposure to mainstream<br />
popularity – such as Johnny<br />
Cash’s cover <strong>of</strong> “I See a Darkness”<br />
on the Country star’s penultimate<br />
album, and a shout-out on Biffy<br />
Clyro’s 2007 record, Puzzle, but<br />
appreciation <strong>of</strong> the kind Oldham’s<br />
work actually merits has eluded the<br />
artist. Perhaps, Beware! will be the<br />
album to change this, propelling the<br />
artist to unprecedented popularity.<br />
Or perhaps not. <strong>The</strong>re can be little<br />
doubt, however, that this is shaping<br />
up to be a fantastic album. Release<br />
date: March 16th.<br />
Porcupine Tree<br />
Unnamed Album<br />
Early 2009 will see the release <strong>of</strong> PT<br />
frontman Steve Wilson’s solo effort,<br />
Insurgentes, as well as a possible<br />
reissue <strong>of</strong> some previously unavailable<br />
material from the band’s extensive<br />
back-catalogue. <strong>The</strong> year’s most<br />
tempting prospect, however, lies in<br />
the indications <strong>of</strong> a new album release<br />
later in the year.<br />
According to reports, the band has<br />
recently spent 2 weeks in the English<br />
countryside working on new<br />
tracks, with recording scheduled to<br />
begin in February. Tour plans are<br />
being put in place for September,<br />
so it’s natural to assume we can expect<br />
an album release at around that<br />
time. <strong>The</strong>re are no clues as to the<br />
nature <strong>of</strong> the songs or the theme <strong>of</strong><br />
the album as <strong>of</strong> yet, but I don’t think<br />
it would be particularly presumptuous<br />
to assume great things <strong>of</strong> this<br />
record – Porcupine Tree have got<br />
exponentially better (and, indeed,<br />
more recognised) with each new<br />
release. Music fans who are unfamiliar<br />
with the band are advised to<br />
rectify this oversight immediately.<br />
You have no excuse. I have a feeling<br />
that Porcupine Tree will be remembered<br />
as one <strong>of</strong> the truly great bands<br />
<strong>of</strong> this era, a position that, hopefully,<br />
will be cemented come September.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Monday 8 December 2008<br />
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15<br />
Music<br />
2009 - A Preview<br />
My Bloody Valentine<br />
Loveless (2CD Remaster)<br />
Loveless, the magnum opus <strong>of</strong> My<br />
Bloody Valentine guitarist Kevin<br />
Shields, is recognised as one <strong>of</strong> the<br />
great albums <strong>of</strong> the 90s, and has<br />
unfortunately languished in an inferior<br />
CD version since its release<br />
in 1991. <strong>The</strong> definitive Loveless remaster,<br />
then, has been something <strong>of</strong><br />
a holy grail to MBV fans. Its original<br />
release was slated for last year, but,<br />
predictably, as a result <strong>of</strong> Shields’<br />
perfectionism (and personal eccentricities)<br />
the process has been delayed<br />
for some time. Release seemed<br />
imminent for most <strong>of</strong> the year, but<br />
was delayed repeatedly at the last<br />
moment thanks to a supposed need<br />
for more ‘tinkering’. Hopefully the<br />
end product will benefit from these<br />
postponements and sound clearer<br />
and sharper than ever, allowing the<br />
brilliance <strong>of</strong> the musical tapestries<br />
<strong>of</strong> the original recording to shine<br />
through in a way they deserve. Release<br />
expected: January 26th (don’t<br />
hold your breath, though).<br />
In Other News…<br />
2009 will also see a raft <strong>of</strong> household<br />
names competing to appease the<br />
bleating masses. U2’s twelfth studio<br />
album, No Line On <strong>The</strong> Horizon,<br />
will undoubtedly continue their<br />
hyper-pr<strong>of</strong>itable trend <strong>of</strong> bland stadium-filling<br />
anthem-rock, although<br />
the presence <strong>of</strong> both Daniel Lanois<br />
and the venerable Brian Eno in a<br />
production capacity might add a<br />
certain something. Meanwhile, 80s<br />
electro outfit, Depeche Mode (yes,<br />
they’re still making music) plan to<br />
commence a ‘Tour <strong>of</strong> the Universe’<br />
with a studio album to follow. So<br />
far, so anachronistic, but the first<br />
single release from the new album,<br />
“Wrong” will be worth keeping an<br />
eye on – the music video is the brainchild<br />
<strong>of</strong> Patrick Daughters, who you<br />
may remember was responsible for<br />
the award winning video for Feist’s<br />
1234 (you know, from that ubiquitous<br />
Apple TV ad a while back).<br />
Intriguingly, Albert Hammond Jr,<br />
guitarist with <strong>The</strong> Strokes, has given<br />
an indication that work will soon<br />
begin on the follow up to First Impressions<br />
Of Earth, currently slated<br />
for a 2009 release because, in AHJ’s<br />
words, “If we don’t make a Strokes<br />
record before that, people will think<br />
that’s the end <strong>of</strong> us”. It’s nice to know<br />
that the Strokes have lost none <strong>of</strong><br />
their artistic drive. You’ll also be<br />
pleased to learn that leathery dadrock<br />
superstar Rod Stewart is hoping<br />
to reunite the Faces for a tour,<br />
with Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist<br />
Flea in tow for some reason. This all<br />
depends, <strong>of</strong> course, on how short a<br />
leash Mick Jagger has Ronnie Wood<br />
on. We can also expect overexposed<br />
releases from Franz Ferdinand and<br />
Coldplay boring us all to <strong>death</strong> before<br />
the end <strong>of</strong> the year, but hopefully,<br />
thanks to talented fellows like<br />
the Animal Collective, <strong>The</strong> Decemberists,<br />
etc, there’ll be more than<br />
enough excellent music available to<br />
distract us from it.<br />
How to approach the sales<br />
Columnist Alice Dunn guides you through the New Year<br />
<strong>The</strong> other day something happened<br />
to me, which can only be described<br />
as an epiphany. In the week between<br />
Christmas and New Year, I<br />
did the inevitable: I went shopping.<br />
I bravely hit the sales, ready to embrace<br />
the fabulous fashion fayre on<br />
(special) <strong>of</strong>fer, eager to arm myself<br />
with bountiful beautiful garments<br />
slashed in price. I was hungry for<br />
the couture I had been deprived<br />
from for what felt like a lifetime, the<br />
Christmas holiday calling for hostess-with-the-mostest<br />
rather than a<br />
fashion savvy fresher. So I had been<br />
out <strong>of</strong> my retail comfort zone for a<br />
week and was missing the shopping<br />
experience terribly! I was desperate<br />
to reaquaint myself with the sounds<br />
<strong>of</strong> the beep beep ka-ching tills and<br />
immersing myself between the rails.<br />
I arrived at one <strong>of</strong> the upmarket<br />
department stores and was immediately<br />
shocked at the sheer number<br />
<strong>of</strong> people. Still, I was not to be deterred.<br />
I made my way over to a<br />
packed clothes stack, (careful where<br />
I was treading, avoiding a chiffon<br />
blouse and a micro mini skirt already<br />
on the floor) and began to<br />
rummage. I felt like I was actually<br />
doing a real work out at the gym,<br />
all that stretching and untangling <strong>of</strong><br />
the hangers must have toned up my<br />
extra layer I had built up over the<br />
mince pies, mulled wine and boxes<br />
<strong>of</strong> chocolates festivities. Pretty soon<br />
I had seen an enticingly deep blue<br />
two piece suit (perfect for any work<br />
experience opportunities, I convinced<br />
myself), but only found the<br />
skirt-half in my size. Someone had<br />
evidently just bought the jacket part,<br />
thinking it might match something<br />
else in their wardrobe. I can almost<br />
guarantee they are struggling with<br />
that one; for this was the most alluring<br />
and unique hue <strong>of</strong> blue I had<br />
ever seen. Frustrated, I put down the<br />
lovely pencil skirt, sad that it would<br />
probably go to some clueless dreamer,<br />
believing that they would indeed<br />
find a match, somewhere.<br />
Fine. One piece gone, I thought,<br />
still so many to find! I made my way<br />
through the forest <strong>of</strong> fake fur gillets,<br />
all mixed in with last year’s strappy<br />
tops and Summer items, somehow<br />
resurrected between tweed trousers<br />
and thick cords. I frantically sorted<br />
the display in to more manageable<br />
chunks for myself, but other women<br />
ruined my arrangement, injecting<br />
their bony fingers between the satin/<br />
silk/wool/denim/viscose divisions.<br />
It was a battleground. “Enter at your<br />
own risk!”, I shrieked. I stopped.<br />
I couldn’t bear it. I was a girl possessed.<br />
I asked myself: is it worth it?<br />
I found myself glancing over to the<br />
more relaxing side <strong>of</strong> the store: ‘Non<br />
Sale’. New stock! Violety blues, flattering<br />
shaped shorts with an accent<br />
<strong>of</strong> pink. I glided over calmly, pausing<br />
to appreciate what the Spring<br />
season has to <strong>of</strong>fer, elegantly glancing<br />
back to the crowds <strong>of</strong> bargainhunters<br />
and felt triumphant that I<br />
had found a certain, intangible serenity.<br />
And that portrays the true<br />
power and hold that fashion has.<br />
<strong>The</strong> ability to take you through the<br />
motions <strong>of</strong> frustration and rage<br />
and out the other side, peace and<br />
“<br />
It was a battleground.<br />
“Enter at<br />
your own risk!”, I<br />
shrieked. I stopped.<br />
I couldn’t bear it.<br />
I was a girl possessed.<br />
I asked myself:<br />
is it worth it?<br />
”<br />
tranquillity, seduced and clutching<br />
pieces belonging the new blossoming<br />
Spring collection!
16 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Monday 8 December 2008<br />
E X T R A<br />
1001 Books to Read Before You Die...<br />
<strong>The</strong> Wind-up Bird Chronicle - Haruki Murakami<br />
Vikki Weston<br />
When a friend <strong>of</strong> mine told me he’d<br />
only read books by one author in<br />
the last several years and <strong>of</strong>fered to<br />
lend me one to take a look at, I was<br />
sceptical and definitely expecting<br />
Dan Brown. Much to my surprise<br />
he leant me an enormous volume <strong>of</strong><br />
fiction by a man called Haruki Murakami.<br />
At this point you’re probably<br />
thinking one <strong>of</strong> two things; either<br />
a) why on earth hasn’t she read<br />
Murakami already? Or b) Murawhat<br />
now? I, <strong>of</strong> course, checked out<br />
Haruki Murakami on my 1001 list<br />
and, lo and behold, there he was.<br />
‘<strong>The</strong> Wind-Up Bird Chronicle’ is a<br />
600 page marvel <strong>of</strong> Japanese literature<br />
relating the story <strong>of</strong> a Japanese<br />
man named Toru Okada losing his<br />
cat. Not to say that this is the entire<br />
story-line, it’s just the start and it’s<br />
pretty important but to tell you any<br />
more would not only ruin the novel<br />
but also take up my entire column<br />
space. ‘<strong>The</strong> Wind-Up Bird Chronicle’<br />
is a confusing tale <strong>of</strong> interconnected<br />
individuals revolving around<br />
the narrator Toru. It is set predominantly<br />
in Tokyo but also inside<br />
Toru’s head and in war-time Manchuria.<br />
Like I said, it’s confusing.<br />
Murakami’s book could easily be<br />
too bewildering to read coherently,<br />
but his fluent and effortless writing<br />
style coupled with, what I can only<br />
assume to be, the dazzling translation<br />
skills <strong>of</strong> Jay Rubin (who is the<br />
only person to have translated a version<br />
<strong>of</strong> ‘Wind-Up Bird’ for Western<br />
publication) renders the volume<br />
easy to read yet beautifully intricate.<br />
Most good critics say that ‘Wind-<br />
Up Bird’ is one <strong>of</strong> Murakami’s finest<br />
works. It’s a quietly popular book.<br />
It’s not in Richard and Judy’s book<br />
club but whenever I was reading it<br />
in public a complete stranger would<br />
come over to tell me it was the best<br />
book they’d ever read. In my, limited,<br />
experience it is rare to find a work<br />
<strong>of</strong> fiction that inspires a stranger to<br />
let you know that they have such a<br />
trivial thing in common with you,<br />
particularly in Britain. People will<br />
see you with this book and come<br />
to talk to you; it’s not just a work <strong>of</strong><br />
fiction it’s a key social networking<br />
tool. Murakami’s writing is overtly<br />
surreal but also tenderly human.<br />
‘<strong>The</strong> Wind-Up Bird Chronicle’ is a<br />
particularly good example <strong>of</strong> this;<br />
contrasting characters such as the<br />
other-worldly medium Malta Kano<br />
and the matter-<strong>of</strong>-fact teenager May<br />
Kasahara are demonstrations <strong>of</strong> the<br />
bizarre variations <strong>of</strong> human nature<br />
to be found within the bounds <strong>of</strong><br />
Murakami’s imagination.<br />
If the size <strong>of</strong> a book is likely to put<br />
you <strong>of</strong>f then perhaps ‘<strong>The</strong> Wind-Up<br />
Bird Chronicle’ isn’t for you, but<br />
this doesn’t mean that you should<br />
be steering clear <strong>of</strong> Murakami altogether.<br />
He’s a literary gem; seriously,<br />
he’s been compared to so many writers<br />
<strong>of</strong> varying styles that it’s been<br />
suggested that he must be an original.<br />
If you’re not keen on lengthy<br />
tomes then perhaps you should take<br />
a look at ‘Norwegian Wood’ a smaller<br />
and slightly less complex work or<br />
‘<strong>The</strong> Elephant Vanishes’ which is a<br />
collection <strong>of</strong> short stories (some <strong>of</strong><br />
which were adapted for the stage<br />
“<br />
In my, limited, experience<br />
it is rare<br />
to find a work <strong>of</strong><br />
fiction that inspires<br />
a stranger to let<br />
you know that they<br />
have such a trivial<br />
thing in common<br />
with you<br />
”<br />
by Complicité <strong>The</strong>atre Company,<br />
for you theatre buffs out there). For<br />
a true work <strong>of</strong> contemporary brilliance<br />
that is neither typically Japanese<br />
nor traditionally Western pick<br />
up Haruki Murakami, any Haruki<br />
Murakami and be enlightened, like<br />
I was. If I’ve learnt anything from<br />
Murakami’s book, other than the<br />
geography <strong>of</strong> Tokyo, it’s not to judge<br />
people by their reading habits; especially<br />
if they <strong>of</strong>fer to lend you ‘<strong>The</strong><br />
Wind-Up Bird Chronicle’.<br />
And now for something different...<br />
...Columnist Roz Carter delves into some interesting social activities<br />
Good Morrow to you, readers <strong>of</strong> the<br />
<strong>Founder</strong>, I trust you are well and<br />
rested after the lengthy Christmas<br />
holidays? Well, if you are, then you<br />
are a lucky so and so as (and I’m<br />
sure I’m not alone in thinking this) I<br />
find that actually it drains time, energy<br />
and <strong>of</strong> course MONEY! I had<br />
a very nasty shock when I looked at<br />
my balance and found that *oops*<br />
I might have spent my rent money<br />
on those shoes that I simply had to<br />
have as they were half price (for all<br />
the girls out there they were irregular<br />
choice with miniature chocolates<br />
on them… how could I not?)<br />
But in the doom and gloom <strong>of</strong> January<br />
I have uncovered a few entertaining<br />
activities to take your mind<br />
<strong>of</strong> impending doom and gloom <strong>of</strong><br />
January bank statements.<br />
I am very fortunate in that my lit-<br />
tle sister Danielle happens to love<br />
the theatre as much as I do and so<br />
I thought I would kill 2 birds with<br />
one stone and take her to see a show<br />
for her Christmas present: Cunning<br />
I know. <strong>The</strong> show in question was<br />
Potted Potter: A Parody by Dan and<br />
Jeff and if I am completely honest<br />
it was one <strong>of</strong> the funniest things I<br />
have seen since John Cleese walked<br />
in a room with a dead parrot. It is<br />
all 7 Harry Potter books retold in 70<br />
minutes by 2 men and various wigs.<br />
With a minimal budget Dan and Jeff<br />
manage to include a game <strong>of</strong> Quidditch,<br />
a Hungarian Horntail and<br />
even a powerpoint presentation on<br />
book 3. Dan and Jeff ’s play uses the<br />
time classic method <strong>of</strong> “dumb one”<br />
and “smart one” to keep the audience<br />
in stitches from the opening <strong>of</strong><br />
book one to Voldemort singing Gloria<br />
Gaynor.<br />
However if you can’t afford a trip<br />
into our Capital then there is an<br />
alternative that shouldn’t cost you<br />
more then £5…Board Game Night.<br />
Wait! Don’t throw down this paper<br />
in disgust and let me explain why<br />
this is actually a great night. I was<br />
trying to seduce this guy and I was<br />
trying to think <strong>of</strong> a situation were<br />
we would be in close contact and not<br />
in the Monkey’s Forehead. And then<br />
it came to me… BOARD GAMES!<br />
So I rounded up some <strong>of</strong> my good<br />
friends and we hit the games, Harry<br />
Potter Scene-It and Cranium to be<br />
exact. Although very confusing,<br />
playing Cranium proved to be hilarious<br />
as there is nothing funnier<br />
then watching your best friends<br />
try and act out the phrase “full <strong>of</strong><br />
beans” As long as you are prepared<br />
to accept that tempers and objects<br />
may fly while playing these games it<br />
is a great way to get your mates together<br />
without spending a fortune. I<br />
warn you though the phrase “You’re<br />
S**t at life, You’re dumped” did get<br />
screamed several times during the<br />
evening.<br />
Potted Potter has finished playing<br />
but Dan and Jeff ’s new play Potted<br />
Pirates is currently showing. www.<br />
pottedpotter.com<br />
How Much?: £20 a ticket<br />
Why Go? Because it is pure comedy<br />
genius!<br />
Rating 5/5<br />
Board Game Night:<br />
How much?: Free if you have games<br />
or pick some up cheap from Oxfam<br />
Why? When trying to seduce men<br />
nothing says “look, I’m actually a bit<br />
bonkers” then the roll <strong>of</strong> the dice.<br />
Rating 3/5
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 15 January 2009<br />
Comment & Debate<br />
17<br />
<strong>The</strong> Freedom Society:<br />
A new perspective<br />
Dave Paxton<br />
Freedom is Royal <strong>Holloway</strong>’s<br />
society for gays, lesbians,<br />
bisexuals and transsexuals.<br />
I put <strong>of</strong>f investigating<br />
the society for a year, but having finally<br />
added myself to the Facebook<br />
group, I am interested to see what<br />
it can <strong>of</strong>fer the second-year homosexual.<br />
<strong>The</strong> society advertises itself<br />
as appealing to ‘anyone who’s open<br />
minded or not really sure’, as well as<br />
to those ‘interested in the lifestyle’.<br />
That reference to ‘the lifestyle’<br />
troubles me. What is this specific,<br />
monothematic lifestyle that we gays<br />
enjoy? I return home <strong>of</strong> an evening,<br />
put on a CD <strong>of</strong> Bach, open up a<br />
book, and drink a few glasses <strong>of</strong><br />
red wine. Is this really ‘the lifestyle’<br />
that Freedom refers to? A look at<br />
the posted photographs on Facebook<br />
clarifies the society’s position.<br />
Here are emblems <strong>of</strong> the path that<br />
I should be leading, as promoted by<br />
Freedom: seductive bitches entwining<br />
tongues like cogs in machines,<br />
divas in resplendent white wigs,<br />
towering purple and mauve fans, Elton<br />
John, the youthful Leonardo di-<br />
Caprio, ‘Pink Parties’ and ‘Rainbow<br />
Parties’, explosions <strong>of</strong> gaudy colour,<br />
splashed like industrial rainbows<br />
across my computer screen. This is<br />
Freedom’s idea <strong>of</strong> homosexuality.<br />
Am I the only one to find this utterly<br />
nauseating?<br />
It is certainly commendable that<br />
the society exists. Though Britain<br />
luxuriates in grand (and admittedly<br />
<strong>of</strong>ten unrealistic) claims <strong>of</strong> equality<br />
and liberalism, homophobia – implicit<br />
or explicit – is rife. For example,<br />
it is most likely that you know<br />
someone who uses ‘gay’ as a derogatory<br />
term. Or perhaps you do. Societies<br />
like Freedom exist to combat<br />
prejudice, propagate equality and<br />
provide a safe haven for those <strong>of</strong> a<br />
minority gender role or preference.<br />
Yet they do more harm than good.<br />
Freedom attempts to fight prejudice,<br />
while at every stage reinforcing the<br />
popular stereotype <strong>of</strong> the colourful<br />
homosexual, the image promoted<br />
by the media – willingly digested<br />
by society – and the one image that<br />
overwhelmingly leads to prejudice.<br />
Will and Grace, Julian Clary, Elton<br />
John and their gay peers construct<br />
society’s picture <strong>of</strong> the ‘camp’ homosexual,<br />
and this flamboyant genderacting<br />
comes to define homosexuality<br />
in general. A non-existent, and<br />
Photos from the Freedom Society<br />
Facebook group<br />
frankly homophobic link, between<br />
sexual preference and social behaviour<br />
is created. Freedom asks us to<br />
explore ‘the lifestyle’, the ‘culture’; we<br />
must ‘camp up’ for social events; we<br />
must manipulate our exteriors into<br />
erotic aesthetic constructs, <strong>of</strong> a sort<br />
demonstrated by the Facebook photographs.<br />
It is no wonder that homophobia<br />
exists; even I am repelled<br />
by this gender vision, and wish to<br />
combat it.<br />
<strong>The</strong> worst sort <strong>of</strong> heterosexual<br />
drapes DD-breasted women over his<br />
Herculean muscles as a signifier <strong>of</strong><br />
social status, grunting that a healthy<br />
body leads to a healthy mind; the<br />
worst sort <strong>of</strong> homosexual parades<br />
his limp wristed diva-adoration as a<br />
distinguishing gender-attribute. Societies<br />
like Freedom, by promoting<br />
‘Rainbows’ and ‘Pink Parties’, reinforce<br />
convictions, doing an especial<br />
disservice to the thoughtful gay who<br />
wishes to assert himself as a person,<br />
not as a ‘type’. Freedom does not represent<br />
a call for equality; it alienates<br />
itself from the heterosexual society,<br />
and affirms the homosexual stereotype,<br />
which itself leads to prejudice<br />
and so negates the very possibility <strong>of</strong><br />
equality.<br />
A convincing counter-argument<br />
could be made, if it trod a Shakespearian<br />
path, in the sense that we’re<br />
all acting a role, and one choice <strong>of</strong><br />
part is as valid as another; my argument<br />
fails as the heterosexual society<br />
fails, in that it assumes a ‘norm’,<br />
against which an ‘other’ is created<br />
and defined, nebulously so. <strong>The</strong>se<br />
are not, however, productive arguments<br />
to make, if twenty first century<br />
prejudice is to be quashed and<br />
something approaching equality is<br />
to be striven for.<br />
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Sport<br />
A preview<br />
<strong>of</strong> 2009<br />
It’s set to be a cracker!<br />
Benny Coles<br />
Sport Editor<br />
After 2008 proved to be a great<br />
sporting year with the success <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Olympic Games along with other<br />
unforgettable moments such as<br />
Wimbledon and Lewis Hamilton’s<br />
success in the Formula 1 championship,<br />
some may see 2009 as having a<br />
rather hard act to follow. That is until<br />
looking at the sporting calendar<br />
for the next twelve months. What<br />
the Olympics <strong>of</strong>fer is a spectacle incomparable<br />
with any other, but, this<br />
year has the potential to throw up<br />
even greater ones.<br />
Two events though hold the most<br />
promise <strong>of</strong> the lot. Firstly, <strong>The</strong> Ashes,<br />
will return to England for the first<br />
time since the memorable series win<br />
in 2005. Going into the new year<br />
England’s form is far from the spectacular,<br />
they were thrashed in the<br />
recent One Day series in India 5-0<br />
and the test series around Christmas<br />
saw them squander a huge<br />
lead in the first test. English cricket<br />
has been on a steady decline since<br />
the class <strong>of</strong> 2005 triumphed. Question<br />
marks over the young players<br />
who have come into the squad and<br />
whether they have fulfilled their potential;<br />
take the rather one-dimensional<br />
Monty Panesar, or the everchanging<br />
position <strong>of</strong> wicket-keeper,<br />
Geraint Jones, Tim Ambrose and<br />
Matt Prior, have all failed to provide<br />
the consistency and batting prowess<br />
which Alec Stewart brought to<br />
the crease time and time again over<br />
a decade. Other notable departures<br />
have been Michael Vaughan and<br />
Ashley Giles, Vaughan’s leadership<br />
was exceptional and as a reader <strong>of</strong><br />
the game he remains in high regard.<br />
Giles use <strong>of</strong> spin at times in that<br />
last series had the ability to change<br />
matches, and whilst Panesar is technically<br />
strong at times he lacks the<br />
variation to leave a batsman guessing.<br />
However it has not all been doom<br />
and gloom. Panesar, Alistair Cook<br />
and Stuart Broad have come into<br />
the side, along with excellent swing<br />
bowling <strong>of</strong> Ryan Sidebottom and a<br />
rejuvenated Jimmy Anderson. Fortunately,<br />
England find themselves<br />
facing an Australian side who are<br />
in their worse form for years, having<br />
just entered the year on the back<br />
<strong>of</strong> two test series defeats, one in India<br />
and the far more significant result<br />
against South Africa at home,<br />
meaning that they lost their status<br />
as the world’s no. 1 test team in the<br />
process. In all honesty, this eventual<br />
decline has been predicted for years,<br />
and was to be expected that by now<br />
many <strong>of</strong> the players who created the<br />
Australian dynasty that has ruled<br />
the sport for the last 19 years have<br />
retired. <strong>The</strong> Waugh brothers, Shane<br />
Warne, Justin Langer, Adam Gilchrist<br />
and Glenn McGrath all played<br />
significant roles in making Australia<br />
the force they were. With those<br />
players gone, England will have<br />
faith that they can be more competitive<br />
than 2 years ago when they were<br />
comprehensively beaten in 2007<br />
Ashes series in Australia. If the series<br />
reaches anywhere near the level<br />
<strong>of</strong> excellence four years ago then we<br />
will be in for a fantastic contest.<br />
My personal highlight <strong>of</strong> the year<br />
to come however will be <strong>The</strong> Lions<br />
in South Africa in June. <strong>The</strong> history<br />
<strong>of</strong> the red shirt is renowned in the<br />
International game, but the British<br />
& Irish team have not won a test series<br />
since the 1997 tour to South Africa,<br />
suffering a whitewash in New<br />
Zealand four years ago and losing<br />
2-1 to Australia back in 2001. It is<br />
the maker <strong>of</strong> legends; in previous<br />
Jeremy Guscott, Brian O’Driscoll<br />
and Ryan Jones have either cemented<br />
or announced their arrival<br />
as stars <strong>of</strong> the International game.<br />
Going even further back, it has been<br />
the making <strong>of</strong> great players such as<br />
JPR Williams, Gareth Edwards and<br />
Martin Johnson. This tour to South<br />
Africa to face the World Champions<br />
may well prove to be an even harder<br />
task than when the Lions travelled<br />
to New Zealand under Clive Woodward’s<br />
tutelage.<br />
At the moment, the selection for<br />
the starting XV and squad are anyone’s<br />
guess. With England going<br />
into the new year before the Six Nations<br />
in such poor form, it would<br />
not be impossible to have a team<br />
which would not have an English<br />
player in the starting line-up. With<br />
Wales as Grand-slam Champions,<br />
and producing good performances<br />
in the Autumn internationals,<br />
most notably in the victory against<br />
Australia. Shane Williams and Lee<br />
Byrne have been outstanding over<br />
the last 12 months and bar injury<br />
will almost for certain start in the<br />
first test. Other Welsh contenders<br />
include Jamie Roberts, James Hook,<br />
Stephen Jones, Dwayne Peel and<br />
Mike Phillips in the backs, where<br />
as in the forwards Alun Wyn Jones<br />
should make the number 5 shirt his<br />
own, and in back row Martyn Williams<br />
and Ryan Jones look set to<br />
play prominent roles.<br />
If Scotland have a good Six Nations,<br />
then their players could also<br />
play a major part. Players such as<br />
Jon Barclay, Euan Murray, Alistair<br />
Strokosch and Simon Taylor are all<br />
forwards in top form, whilst in the<br />
backs the Lamont brothers and at<br />
an outside bet Thom Evans could<br />
all be on the plane. From an Irish<br />
perspective, O’Driscoll, O’Connell<br />
and David Wallace should all start,<br />
but a lot hinges on what happens in<br />
the Spring and whether Ireland can<br />
finally fulfil their as yet unrealised<br />
potential. New young players Keith<br />
Earls and Luke Fitzgerald may well<br />
also travel to the Southern Hemisphere<br />
depending on their development.<br />
Which leaves England, who<br />
under Martin Johnson and yet to get<br />
up and running but have only had<br />
four test matched under “the new<br />
regime” with the only win coming<br />
against the unprepared Pacific Islanders.<br />
Haskell, Rees and Kennedy<br />
are all possibilities, whilst upfront<br />
if Andrew Sheridan can find some<br />
form, on his day he is one <strong>of</strong> the best<br />
in the world. In the backs, Cipriani<br />
at one point looked like a certainty,<br />
but poor performances have meant<br />
that if he goes it may not necessarily<br />
be as a fly half but at half back.<br />
<strong>The</strong> only back with any real form in<br />
Autumn Internationals was Delon<br />
Armitage, but if England do as predicted<br />
and move him to outside centre<br />
and bring in the impressive Olly<br />
Morgan at full back then he could<br />
well be forgotten. From an England<br />
point <strong>of</strong> view it will be more obvious<br />
after the Six Nations who will<br />
be headed for South Africa and who<br />
will not. Whatever the squad, it will<br />
not be easy.<br />
Finally, this could well be Andy<br />
Murray’s year. <strong>The</strong> Scot has begun<br />
the 2009 season in great form, already<br />
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in Abu Dhabi, and showing great<br />
promise last season he finally looks<br />
as though he is set to challenge the<br />
likes <strong>of</strong> Djokovic, Nadal and Federer.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Australian Open begins in<br />
a couple <strong>of</strong> day’s time and more than<br />
ever Murray has a chance <strong>of</strong> obtaining<br />
that first elusive Grand Slam<br />
title. That is if he can avoid Nadal.<br />
After last year’s dominance on both<br />
clay and grass the Spaniard is the<br />
man to beat.<br />
For the first time in almost 20<br />
years, Liverpool finally look to be<br />
within shout <strong>of</strong> winning the Premier<br />
League for the first time and<br />
becoming English champions as<br />
they did so successfully in the 80s.<br />
Rafa Benitez’s side seemed to have<br />
finally found a balance to their<br />
game and with key players such as<br />
Xabi Alonso, Jamie Carragher, Pepe<br />
Reina and Steven Gerrard performing<br />
well regularly, it has meant that<br />
the absence <strong>of</strong> Fernando Torres<br />
due to injury and Robbie Keane’s<br />
inconsistency mean that they have<br />
managed to staying at the top <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Premiership. Chelsea and Manchester<br />
United will carry on competing<br />
until the <strong>death</strong> though, meaning<br />
that once again the title race is hard<br />
to call. Aston Villa’s emergence into<br />
the top four along with Hull City’s<br />
top ten position at Christmas has<br />
been refreshing and hopefully both<br />
sides will be able to maintain these<br />
through to the end <strong>of</strong> May.<br />
All in all, 2009 sets out to be another<br />
cracker, and you can follow all<br />
<strong>of</strong> the year’s events right here in <strong>The</strong><br />
<strong>Founder</strong>. Happy New Year.
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Sport<br />
Why West Ham’s bubble may be about to burst<br />
Krissie Glover<br />
<strong>The</strong> recession has no mercy; it has<br />
hit every single area <strong>of</strong> our society<br />
from your local corner shop<br />
right up to big banking corporations,<br />
and has even affected one <strong>of</strong><br />
the most lucrative businesses in the<br />
world: football. West ham is the latest<br />
casualty, with rumours suggesting<br />
Portsmouth are not far behind.<br />
<strong>The</strong> future <strong>of</strong> WHUFC has been<br />
uncertain for quite a while as their<br />
owner, Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson,<br />
a former billionaire, has been in a<br />
financial crisis ever since Iceland’s<br />
second largest bank, Landsbanki<br />
Island HF, went under in October<br />
last year. He and his son, Bjorgolfur<br />
Bjorgolfsson, have a forty two per<br />
cent stake in the bank and have had<br />
a vast majority <strong>of</strong> their assets frozen<br />
by the Icelandic government in a<br />
vain attempt to save Iceland from a<br />
financial meltdown.<br />
West Ham, as a result, has been<br />
suffering from major debt problems,<br />
with the majority <strong>of</strong> their bills unpaid<br />
for over 6 months. It is suspected<br />
that he would like to sell the club,<br />
but no good <strong>of</strong>fers have been made,<br />
mainly due to the huge amount <strong>of</strong><br />
debt a new owner would have to<br />
take on. For the time being at least, it<br />
seems Gudmundsson has no choice<br />
but to attempt to save the club from<br />
administration, which would almost<br />
certainly relegate WHUFC from the<br />
Championship. <strong>The</strong> opening <strong>of</strong> the<br />
transfer window on the 1st January<br />
has given Gudmundsson his first<br />
opportunity to raise funds and replenish<br />
what is a rapidly depleting<br />
bank balance. West Ham has put the<br />
‘for sale’ sign up by stating on the <strong>of</strong>ficial<br />
club website that they will listen<br />
to any <strong>of</strong>fers for any player.<br />
Gianfranco Zola is obviously keen<br />
to hang on to as many members <strong>of</strong><br />
his squad as possible, as his numbers<br />
are low as it is. He has already<br />
had to rely on young players from<br />
their academy who may not quite be<br />
ready, such as Freddie Sears, James<br />
Tomkins, and Jack Collinson, which<br />
is detrimental to the team and their<br />
development. With the loss <strong>of</strong> key<br />
men in the transfer window, the use<br />
<strong>of</strong> young hammers may be a growing<br />
trend, and perhapssignals the<br />
beginning <strong>of</strong> the end for one <strong>of</strong> London’s<br />
biggest clubs.<br />
Matthew Etherington has already<br />
put pen to paper on a threeand-a-half<br />
year deal at Stoke City,<br />
thought to be worth in the region<br />
<strong>of</strong> £3 million, and the departure <strong>of</strong><br />
Scott Parker to Manchester City will<br />
be finalised within the next week.<br />
Many pundits are also expecting<br />
England Internationals Matthew<br />
Upson and Robert Green to be joining<br />
the gravy train leaving WHUFC,<br />
with Craig Bellamy and Lucas Neil<br />
not far behind. It is not only transfer<br />
fees Gudmundsson is hoping to recover,<br />
but also, the oversized wages<br />
many <strong>of</strong> his players receive. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
are looking to get rid <strong>of</strong> Lucas Neil<br />
at any price, as his weekly wage <strong>of</strong><br />
£70,000 is much more than what he<br />
is worth, with West Ham reportedly<br />
<strong>of</strong>fering to subsidise his wages at any<br />
club interested.<br />
West Ham fans were dealt a further<br />
blow on the 8th January when<br />
the FA and the Premier League announced<br />
they were going to reopen<br />
enquiries into the Tevez saga, which<br />
nearly relegated the Hammers in<br />
2007. For those <strong>of</strong> you who missed<br />
perhaps the most controversial issue<br />
<strong>of</strong> the 2006/07 season, Carlos Tevez<br />
saved West Ham from certain relegation<br />
by scoring a hat full <strong>of</strong> vital<br />
goals towards the end <strong>of</strong> the season.<br />
This was controversial as West Ham<br />
broke strict third-party ownership<br />
regulations, as Tevez was technically<br />
still owned by his agent, not West<br />
Ham. This led to a huge £5.5 million<br />
fine for the London club, which left<br />
many, especially Sheffield United,<br />
incensed at what they saw as a weak<br />
punishment for a club that most<br />
certainly should have been docked<br />
points.<br />
Sheffield United has an ongoing<br />
£50 million compensation battle<br />
against West Ham but this announcement<br />
may prove to be the<br />
final nail in the c<strong>of</strong>fin <strong>of</strong> the London<br />
club. It could lead to further fines<br />
that they cannot afford, and, with<br />
the way the league has gone this<br />
year, the docking <strong>of</strong> points would<br />
almost certainly spell relegation.<br />
<strong>The</strong> new investigation is centred on<br />
comments made by Lord Griffiths,<br />
the chair <strong>of</strong> the original arbitration<br />
tribunal. He has suggested that West<br />
Ham broke more rules after the conclusion<br />
<strong>of</strong> the first trial and is supported<br />
by Graham Shear, who is legal<br />
representative <strong>of</strong> Tevez’s adviser.<br />
Shear claims that West Ham’s chief<br />
executive Scott Duxbury made verbal<br />
assurances that the third-party<br />
agreement still existed, despite West<br />
Ham informing the FA that the<br />
deal had been terminated. <strong>The</strong>re is<br />
no written evidence to back up his<br />
claims which may give Hammer’s<br />
fans some hope that their club may<br />
just survive, but what is inevitable,<br />
is that this season will be an uphill<br />
struggle from now on in.<br />
Hammer’s fans have every right<br />
to be worried; I would be too. Every<br />
football fan in the country should<br />
be worried, if a big London club<br />
like West Ham could go under, so<br />
could any. It will be a travesty for<br />
football and for thousands <strong>of</strong> cockneys<br />
across the capital. I have been<br />
fortunate enough to experience the<br />
passion <strong>of</strong> West Ham fans first hand<br />
and the sight 35,000 cockney men<br />
and women singing: ‘I’m forever<br />
blowing bubbles’, is a truly moving<br />
experience. To some I know that<br />
may seem strange but the vibrations<br />
from the voices <strong>of</strong> thousands <strong>of</strong> fans<br />
belting a true football classic leaves<br />
your legs trembling and makes your<br />
proud to be British. I would recommend<br />
it to anyone, but you may<br />
want to get a move on, the bubbles<br />
may not be blowing forever and like<br />
the dreams <strong>of</strong> thousands <strong>of</strong> Hammer’s<br />
fans, the club may just fade<br />
away and die.<br />
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21<br />
Can the phoenix <strong>of</strong> English cricket rise again?<br />
Bobby Thomas<br />
So here we stand again. <strong>The</strong> ruins<br />
<strong>of</strong> English cricket lain at our feet,<br />
or so the tabloids (especially the<br />
Australian ones) would have us believe.<br />
Ricky Ponting will have had a<br />
smile as wide as the Sydney Opera<br />
House for the last few days, a sickening<br />
thought indeed, and you’ll no<br />
doubt be equally sick <strong>of</strong> this story<br />
by the time you come to read this.<br />
<strong>The</strong> news and papers have been<br />
unrelenting in their coverage <strong>of</strong> it<br />
right from the morning Sky News<br />
botched their so-called scoop <strong>of</strong><br />
the whole affair. Reliable ‘Sky News<br />
sources’ soon became mere ‘reportedly’s’<br />
as the matter became more<br />
and more nebulous. And you can<br />
understand their confusion. Seemingly<br />
in the four weeks since brave<br />
KP took his boys to India in the face<br />
<strong>of</strong> terrorism he has become ‘English<br />
Crickets Most Hated Man’, according<br />
to <strong>The</strong> Sun anyway. This is <strong>of</strong><br />
course utter nonsense. <strong>The</strong> idea that<br />
he has conducted this whole thing<br />
through the media is pure tripe. <strong>The</strong><br />
only comment he ever made was in<br />
his own column in the News <strong>of</strong> the<br />
World: “Obviously this situation is<br />
not healthy; we have to make sure<br />
it is settled as soon as possible and<br />
certainly before we fly <strong>of</strong>f to the<br />
West Indies”. Hardly a sensation.<br />
What he attempted was a bold<br />
coup to oust a man he saw as unfit<br />
for the job. Everything was done<br />
behind closed doors. <strong>The</strong> news that<br />
he was allegedly attempting to persuade<br />
Shane Warne and his team<br />
from the Rajasthan Royals to take<br />
the job (we’ll never know for sure,<br />
Warny is remaining tight lipped,<br />
the day before all hell broke loose<br />
I heard Bill Lawry questioning<br />
Warne on reports that he had been<br />
approached, and they were swiftly<br />
denied) only makes me think that<br />
he was on the right track, if only<br />
everything had gone to plan. <strong>The</strong><br />
problem is that things ran far from<br />
smoothly. Evidently not all the players<br />
were behind him (Flint<strong>of</strong>f ’s dislike<br />
for him has never been much <strong>of</strong><br />
a secret, nor has Harmison’s), and he<br />
valued his own place as captain too<br />
highly. No one player is bigger than<br />
English Cricket, not even the Captain.<br />
<strong>The</strong> ECB decided that either<br />
they both stay or they both go. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
evidently took one look at Moores’<br />
record and the rest is history. You<br />
have to feel sorry for both <strong>of</strong> them.<br />
Moores was a methodical coach and<br />
a ‘good bloke’, but patently not up to<br />
such a grand task. In addition, Pietersen<br />
has an ego to match his talent<br />
and this time it has cost him more<br />
than his wicket. Right now no one<br />
will feel worse than him. Having lost<br />
the captaincy once it is extremely<br />
unlikely he will be asked again.<br />
But despite this I beg <strong>of</strong> all <strong>of</strong><br />
you not to hate Kevin Pietersen for<br />
this unholy disarray. Here you have<br />
a man who is at the heart <strong>of</strong> where<br />
English cricket needs to be. His bristling<br />
talent is one <strong>of</strong> our greatest assets.<br />
If you removed him from the<br />
batting line up a faltering team starts<br />
to look on its last legs. <strong>The</strong> best thing<br />
the world can do is to leave KP alone.<br />
Moores will get another job and Kev<br />
has pledged his undying allegiance<br />
to the team. Time to let sleeping<br />
dogs lie. <strong>The</strong> real mission now is<br />
not in picking apart what might and<br />
might not have happened, the rights<br />
and the wrongs <strong>of</strong> men as fallible as<br />
anyone else and unfairly susceptible<br />
to a whole bevy <strong>of</strong> abuse from the<br />
media.<br />
How does England go forward?<br />
Well by now it will be close to the<br />
Windies tests and Andrew Strauss<br />
has been named as Captain, unless<br />
some other scandal has arisen, and<br />
he has been accused by <strong>The</strong> Sun or<br />
the Daily Mail <strong>of</strong> being an illegal<br />
immigrant or a paedophilic happy<br />
slapper. Arguably he should have<br />
been made test captain in the first<br />
place. He was certainly the next in<br />
line and had already proved his capability<br />
by beating Pakistan 3-0 in<br />
2006 and the West Indies in the first<br />
test <strong>of</strong> the 2007 series. However, his<br />
own poor form in the shorter format<br />
<strong>of</strong> the game and his slow approach<br />
ultimately led to his exclusion from<br />
the One Day side permanently.<br />
Prior to Vaughan’s departure a year<br />
later his batting in all forms <strong>of</strong> the<br />
game was in the doldrums. <strong>The</strong><br />
ECB’s desire to unify the captaincy<br />
after Collingwood’s disastrous tenure<br />
was the final nail in the c<strong>of</strong>fin for<br />
him. KP was the best option available<br />
to them, and a damn fine one<br />
he was too.If only he had been given<br />
more time I am sure he would have<br />
performed wonders; but alas, we<br />
shall never know. So we come full<br />
circle to Strauss, back in form with<br />
a modified (if <strong>death</strong>ly boring) technique<br />
and undoubtedly a shrewder<br />
tactician than Pietersen. <strong>The</strong> whole<br />
reason KP wanted Michael Vaughan<br />
back in the team was to make up for<br />
his own lack <strong>of</strong> experience, having<br />
his old Captains extensive knowledge<br />
to hand would surely have<br />
seemed an attractive proposition.<br />
It would also perhaps have served<br />
a dual purpose in giving the out <strong>of</strong><br />
form Ian Bell something to think<br />
about.<br />
<strong>The</strong> real question we must now<br />
ask is how on earth can Strauss also<br />
captain the ODI side? He has been<br />
left out for over a year now and even<br />
if he is captain how can he justify his<br />
role in the team? <strong>The</strong> last thing England<br />
needs is a slow opener bogging<br />
down proceedings. This is the era <strong>of</strong><br />
Hayden’s, McCullums and Sehwags.<br />
Regardless <strong>of</strong> his one day shortcomings,<br />
Strauss is fully capable <strong>of</strong> being<br />
an excellent Test captain; perhaps<br />
the ECB should not have balked<br />
at the idea <strong>of</strong> a split captaincy five<br />
months ago. Pietersen could have<br />
relaxed into his batting during<br />
Tests, and steadily learned the ropes,<br />
whilst trying his strength in command<br />
<strong>of</strong> the ODI team. We’ll never<br />
know. England fans: now is the time<br />
for unity, love your team, have faith<br />
in the captain and for God’s sake,<br />
ignore the papers; KP is our switch<br />
hitting salvation. And for all you<br />
doubters out there just think back<br />
to 1981 (or look it up on YouTube<br />
or Wikipedia if you weren’t born<br />
then): Botham’s Ashes (he said with<br />
a tear gleaming in his eye). Through<br />
all the furore and hopelessness we<br />
arose once more, the phoenix from<br />
the Ashes…<br />
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Sport<br />
Goalkeepers: Individuals playing team sports?<br />
James Stock<br />
I recently listened to a radio show<br />
under the title <strong>of</strong> ‘<strong>The</strong> Loneliness<br />
<strong>of</strong> the Goalkeeper’, and this got me<br />
thinking. Goalkeepers have never<br />
had an easy time <strong>of</strong> it, whether it is<br />
football, hockey, water polo, or any<br />
other sport that involves a team getting<br />
a ball into a net past a goalkeeper.<br />
One way <strong>of</strong> looking at it is that,<br />
in the case <strong>of</strong> hockey or football,<br />
there are ten people on a pitch trying<br />
to get the ball in the back <strong>of</strong> the<br />
net, and one person trying to ruin<br />
everyone else’s fun. Of course this is<br />
an over-simplification, but it is painfully<br />
obvious that to an outsider <strong>of</strong> a<br />
sport such as football or hockey, that<br />
there are ten people on one side, ten<br />
on the other, and then two people at<br />
opposite ends that seem very little to<br />
do with what happens in the middle<br />
<strong>of</strong> the pitch.<br />
I’ll use hockey as the main example,<br />
as this is my first sport, but my<br />
points could just as easily be relelvant<br />
within the context <strong>of</strong> football,<br />
if you find that sport easier to relate<br />
to. To start with, the goalkeeper is<br />
wearing completely different attire.<br />
It is a stated rule in both hockey and<br />
football that the keeper must wear<br />
a jersey that is entirely different in<br />
colour to that <strong>of</strong> the rest <strong>of</strong> his team,<br />
and also <strong>of</strong> the opposition side. In<br />
hockey, the extent <strong>of</strong> the padding<br />
that a keeper wears for protection<br />
makes it seem that Robo-Cop has<br />
entered the fray. Clearly, even just<br />
appearances alone set the keeper<br />
apart from any other players on the<br />
pitch.<br />
Keepers also need to be very good<br />
at what they do. This is not just an<br />
egotistical boost on my part, but<br />
to validate this claim I’ll compare<br />
a keeper’s job to that <strong>of</strong> a striker. If<br />
a striker has ten shots on goal in a<br />
game, scores two but misses the<br />
other eight, it will still be considered<br />
that that striker had a good game.<br />
By contrast, if a keeper misses eight<br />
shots and saves two, the team are<br />
in considerable trouble. A striker<br />
could potentially have several opportunities<br />
to prove his worth to the<br />
team, whereas a keeper has to do<br />
it all game, every game, or the side<br />
stands a much bigger chance <strong>of</strong> losing.<br />
This puts an enormous amount<br />
<strong>of</strong> pressure on a keeper. Whilst a<br />
keeper could argue that there are ten<br />
other players acting as a first line <strong>of</strong><br />
defence, and if the keeper has to do<br />
anything then it suggests a substantial<br />
failure <strong>of</strong> everyone else in front<br />
<strong>of</strong> him, this is not always applicable.<br />
Instances <strong>of</strong> keeper error <strong>of</strong>ten<br />
results in conceding a goal, but as<br />
aforementioned, one mistake by a<br />
goalkeeper is far more catastrophic<br />
than any other mistake any other<br />
player on the pitch can make. Every<br />
player on the pitch has a line <strong>of</strong> defence<br />
behind them upon which they<br />
can rely; all, except for the keeper.<br />
Admittedly, this added pressure<br />
and spotlight on a goalkeeper can<br />
produce benefits. Because everything<br />
a keeper does gets seen, as it<br />
is the last line <strong>of</strong> defence before the<br />
goal, everything they do well gets<br />
added praise and respect from team<br />
mates. By contrast, it is possible for<br />
a midfielder to make a run that distracts<br />
a defender, which opens a gap<br />
for someone else to score. This is an<br />
example <strong>of</strong> something critical to a<br />
goal going unnoticed.<br />
But in order to succeed, a keeper<br />
has to be mentally strong. In the<br />
knowledge that they are the last<br />
line <strong>of</strong> defence, there is an incredible<br />
amount <strong>of</strong> pressure not to let<br />
the side down. <strong>The</strong>ir job is to protect<br />
the goal, organise the defence<br />
and their marking, and clear the<br />
ball from danger. Failure to do any<br />
<strong>of</strong> these jobs at any given time ultimately<br />
leaves the goal largely if not<br />
completely unprotected, and this<br />
is when the criticism will start appearing<br />
from all angles, regardless<br />
<strong>of</strong> whether or not the keeper is to<br />
blame.<br />
This is why I’m trying to argue<br />
that goalkeepers are individuals in<br />
a team sport. <strong>The</strong> unique status <strong>of</strong><br />
a keeper in sports such as hockey<br />
means that whilst their actions are<br />
for the team, there is no one else who<br />
can do what they do. In hockey especially,<br />
there are very few similarities<br />
between the keeper and anyone<br />
else in the outfield, consequentially<br />
leading to a huge sense <strong>of</strong> individualism.<br />
This turns full circle neatly<br />
back to the original statement: are<br />
goalkeeperss just individuals in<br />
team sports? Yes, but through no<br />
fault <strong>of</strong> their own; the sports where<br />
goalkeepers are singled out by regulations<br />
create the conditions where<br />
a goalkeeper becomes an individual,<br />
and it is because <strong>of</strong> this that they occasionally<br />
come in for unfair criticism<br />
when the going gets tough, regardless<br />
<strong>of</strong> whether or not they are<br />
to blame. <strong>The</strong> leading manufacturer<br />
<strong>of</strong> goalkeeping products for hockey<br />
is OBO, and one <strong>of</strong> their slogans is<br />
“Goalkeepers are amazing people”. I<br />
hope you’ll now agree.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 15 January 2009<br />
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Royal <strong>Holloway</strong><br />
Happy New Year <strong>Holloway</strong>!<br />
Alumni Sports Day<br />
‘Alumni day is a great day to catch up with old friends who<br />
you used to play sport with every week but it also acts as a<br />
reunion <strong>of</strong> friends from other sports. As a past Student Activities<br />
Manager I love coming back and seeing how the place<br />
has changed and also catching up with people who I worked<br />
so closely with in the Student Activities Department’<br />
- Hannah Booth<br />
Saturday sees the return <strong>of</strong> the annual Royal<br />
<strong>Holloway</strong> Alumni Sports Day to campus, with<br />
matches taking place in the following sports:<br />
Men’s Football, Men’s Rugby, Men’s Basketball,<br />
Women’s Basketball, Netball, Men’s<br />
Hockey, Women’s Hockey, Mixed Lacrosse,<br />
Golf and American Football.<br />
Pride has never been more at stake as the current<br />
<strong>student</strong>s face <strong>of</strong>f against <strong>student</strong>s past<br />
for what – let’s be honest – are pretty important<br />
bragging rights.<br />
However, it is not just about the action itself,<br />
but the reuniting <strong>of</strong> old team mates, and to<br />
catch up with those who some may have not<br />
seen for years… and, in true <strong>Holloway</strong> style,<br />
afterwards, there will be post-match drinks<br />
and a social in Medicine, followed by the<br />
Student’s Union.<br />
Photos from past Alumni<br />
Sports Days<br />
Support is much appreciated by all teams,<br />
so if you are on campus and just don’t fancy<br />
writing that essay or reading those books,<br />
get down to Nobles or look around Campus<br />
for some exceptional rivalry and competition.<br />
All in all it seems set to be a fantastic day and<br />
you will be able to find information on the<br />
day’s events in the next copy <strong>of</strong> <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong>.