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Another RHUL student has been<br />
attacked near Egham train station,<br />
prompting the college to issue a<br />
safety warning.<br />
<strong>The</strong> incident took place Thursday<br />
January 27 at approximately 6pm<br />
near the junction of Rusham Road<br />
and Station Road. <strong>The</strong>re, the male<br />
student was accosted from behind<br />
by three men, who, after being refused<br />
his phone, struck him and ran<br />
off with his bag. This follows two<br />
incidents at the end of the Autumn<br />
Term.<br />
<strong>The</strong> College issued this statement:<br />
‘Whilst Egham remains a very safe<br />
area we take the safety and security<br />
of our students extremely seriously<br />
and advice on personal safety is regularly<br />
emphasised by the college and<br />
Students’ Union.<br />
Personal safety alarms are made<br />
available to students and we have<br />
been reiterating the importance of<br />
sticking to well lit routes home, not<br />
walking alone and using the college<br />
bus service where possible.’<br />
Of the three suspects, one was described<br />
as black, one as Asian and<br />
one as white. <strong>The</strong> first was said to be<br />
wearing a black Nike tracksuit and<br />
to be about 5ft 7ins. <strong>The</strong> second was<br />
wearing a dark blue Nike tracksuit<br />
and was described as being around<br />
5ft 11ins. <strong>The</strong> first was described as<br />
being about 6ft and wearing a white<br />
hoodie. All were said to speak with<br />
southern accents.<br />
DC Ash Mullem, the lead detective<br />
of the investigation, called the<br />
attack ‘vicious and cowardly.’ <strong>The</strong><br />
local Neighbourhood Sergeant Iain<br />
Weaving advised RHUL students<br />
‘to walk in groups and try to avoid<br />
walking alone in the hours of darkness<br />
and to report any unusual or<br />
suspicious activity to police’.<br />
However, there are some areas for<br />
students - for example Kingswood -<br />
which are simply not accessible by<br />
lit paths, which causes frustration<br />
and worries for some students, and<br />
often precipitates the route being attributed<br />
the nervously-joking label<br />
of ‘rape alley’.<br />
Photograph: Thomas Seal<br />
Englefield Green ‘second most<br />
burgled place in Britain’?<br />
Vikki Vile<br />
A road located in Englefield Green<br />
has incorrectly been listed on a new<br />
crime-mapping website as the second<br />
most crime ridden spot in the<br />
country in an embarrassing blunder<br />
for a new website, in the first week it<br />
has gone live.<br />
<strong>The</strong> new website, www.police.<br />
co.uk went live on Tuesday, February<br />
1st and has been designed to<br />
allow the public to see the number<br />
of recorded crimes in the area they<br />
live, ranging from anti-social behaviour<br />
to burglaries. <strong>The</strong> site was<br />
featured in many national news reports<br />
during the first week of February,<br />
with much attention focusing<br />
on an apparent crime “hotspot” on<br />
a rather unremarkable looking road<br />
in Preston which topped the list in<br />
the whole of the United Kingdom<br />
for reported crimes.<br />
In the case of student heavy Englefield<br />
Green, the site suggested<br />
that Kingswood Close was the second<br />
most burgled street in the UK,<br />
although, when later contextualised<br />
it became apparent that the somewhat<br />
surprising ten recorded incidents<br />
referred to on the crime map,<br />
referred to the one same incident<br />
which in reality took place at Kingwood<br />
Hall on December 22. Robert<br />
Nield, Runnymede Neighbourhood<br />
Inspector added,<br />
Continued on page 3 »
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
News<br />
3<br />
» continued<br />
“Although only one property was<br />
broken into this was a building with<br />
multiple occupants. In total the offenders<br />
gained access to ten rooms<br />
within the one building and as there<br />
were ten separate victims.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> Englefield Green error was<br />
not the only stutter in the launching<br />
of the new website. On the day<br />
of its launch, so many people logged<br />
on throughout England and Wales<br />
that the site remained crashed for<br />
much of the day, however a spokeswoman<br />
for the site insisted, “we are<br />
delighted with the response which<br />
shows how popular this information<br />
is with the public.”<br />
flickr/Stuart Grout<br />
Egham not on the<br />
level?<br />
Stuart Stone<br />
Network Rail and Egham’s Chamber<br />
of Commerce have called for improvements<br />
to be made on Egham’s<br />
level crossings after they failed on<br />
two separate occasions.<br />
Of Egham’s three level crossings<br />
- one located parallel to Rusham<br />
Road on Station Road another in<br />
Pooley Green, intersecting the B388<br />
and the third on Prune Hill - two<br />
have failed in the past year.<br />
On 8 November last year the level<br />
crossing at Pooley Green failed after<br />
a barrier was jammed after a piece<br />
of the barrier became dislodged.<br />
Another of Egham’s crossings failed<br />
on 27 January this year where it was<br />
discovered that the barrier had been<br />
bent out of shape. <strong>The</strong> line was kept<br />
open in spite of the failed barrier<br />
due to the fact that the sirens and<br />
warning lights were still fully functioning.<br />
Meher Oliaji of Egham’s Chamber<br />
of Commerce claimed that people<br />
had risked their lives by continuing<br />
their journey either by car or on foot<br />
under the static barrier and stated<br />
that investment was needed to ensure<br />
that the technology didn’t fail<br />
in the future.<br />
Network Rail issued an apologetic<br />
statement to anyone whose journey<br />
was affected by the incident, and<br />
reiterated that that drivers and pedestrians<br />
should always abide by the<br />
warning lights and sirens even when<br />
a barrier had failed.<br />
Courtesy Nigel Cox<br />
Aaron Porter ‘just a Tory<br />
too’ in latest protest<br />
Amy Norman<br />
Yet even more demonstrations have<br />
been lead by students recently in<br />
opposition to the rise in tuition fees<br />
and cuts in public spending. <strong>The</strong><br />
protests, held in London and Manchester,<br />
were largely peaceful on this<br />
occasion but nonetheless the police<br />
made several arrests.<br />
In London, thousands of students<br />
marched through Whitehall<br />
and Westminster to oppose the<br />
government raising tuition fees to<br />
a maximum £9,000 per year, which<br />
Cambridge University has since announced<br />
it will be charging. Many<br />
of the protesters showed solidarity<br />
with the Egyptian protesters by<br />
wearing badges and joining demonstrations<br />
outside the Egyptian<br />
embassy.<br />
Students stopped at Topshop on<br />
the Strand to shout abuse aimed at<br />
Sir Phillip Green. <strong>The</strong> students were<br />
angered by the Topshop owner’s<br />
tax arrangements and chanted “pay<br />
your tax”. Once again a small group<br />
of protesters attempted to break into<br />
the Conservative’s Millbank headquarters,<br />
yet any trouble remained<br />
limited after a handful of people<br />
were arrested.<br />
Events at the Manchester march<br />
proved to be a bit more dramatic,<br />
with tensions rising within student<br />
groups and causing internal divisions,<br />
especially with regard to the<br />
National Union of Students. Many<br />
students have been calling for a<br />
more active approach from the NUS<br />
and even a more militant leadership,<br />
opinions that came to the forefront<br />
at the march.<br />
Aaron Porter, president of the<br />
NUS, had to have a police escort remove<br />
him from angry crowds who<br />
were calling for his resignation. Mr.<br />
Porter was meant to be speaking at<br />
the protest and request unity within<br />
the NUS after dividing opinions on<br />
the conduct of demonstrations and<br />
sit-in protests caused problems, yet<br />
the students turned on him and said<br />
he is “just a Tory too”. When the<br />
NUS vice-president Shane Chowen<br />
tried to address the crowd, he was<br />
greeted with eggs and oranges being<br />
thrown at him by a small group of<br />
protesters.<br />
RHUL’s Levi asks: was Mozart Nazi art?<br />
New evidence shows Mozart’s music may have been<br />
appropriated by Hitler’s propaganda minister Goebbels<br />
Emily Lees<br />
When one thinks of the music synonymous<br />
with the Third Reich,<br />
the name, which usually springs to<br />
mind, is Wagner, however Royal<br />
Holloway’s Reader in Music and<br />
Director of Performance, Erik Levi<br />
shines light on the use of Mozart’s<br />
music within the Nazi regime.<br />
In his new book, Mozart and the<br />
Nazis, Levi uncovers the Nazi plot<br />
to delete the contribution to Mozart’s<br />
music, by the Jewish librettist<br />
Lorenzo Da Ponte.<br />
Levi explains; “Mozart’s life and<br />
work had become grossly manipulated<br />
by the Nazis to support their<br />
ideological aims.”<br />
Levi continues to show how the<br />
propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels<br />
declared Mozart to be the greatest<br />
German genius, and with the<br />
150th anniversary of Mozart’s death<br />
taking place in 1941 a vast celebration<br />
of his works was undertaken to<br />
perpetuate further German superiority.<br />
<strong>The</strong> celebrations came to a<br />
crescendo in a week long festival in<br />
Vienna, Mozart was immortalised<br />
in speech after speech from highranking<br />
Nazi officials and honoured<br />
with a formal Nazi burial.<br />
Mozart encompassed a German<br />
ideal which the Nazi’s very crudely<br />
used to push forth their racialist<br />
ideals, another master manipulation<br />
which can now be seen thanks to the<br />
work of Erik Levi.
4 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
News<br />
RHUL Computer Scientist Murtagh honoured<br />
Noor Mansour<br />
Royal Holloway academic Professor<br />
Fionn Murtagh from the Department<br />
of Computer Science has just<br />
been elected into the prestigious Academia<br />
Europaea, an organisation<br />
of distinguished European scholars.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Academia Europaea, which was<br />
founded in 1988, has members from<br />
a wide range of academic fields including<br />
engineering, medicine,<br />
mathematics, humanities, as well as<br />
physical, life and social sciences.<br />
His nominators have declared<br />
that “Professor Fionn Murtagh is<br />
a leader in the field of pattern and<br />
data analysis and classification. He<br />
has contributed a variety of mathematically<br />
motivated methods to<br />
data analysis, often involving massive,<br />
high dimensional data sets, and<br />
has contributed novel algorithms<br />
and evaluated their performance<br />
both by using mathematical statistical<br />
methods such as Bayesian analysis<br />
and by conducting experimental<br />
evaluations and operational deployment”.<br />
Despite this achievement, Professor<br />
Murtagh stated “I am delighted<br />
to be elected into the Academia<br />
Europaea. <strong>The</strong> success is, however,<br />
tinged with sadness as my nominator<br />
for this was Professor Robin<br />
Milner, who died in March 2010<br />
in Cambridge. Robin was without<br />
doubt one of the greats of computing<br />
and of scholarship”.<br />
Professor Murtagh’s latest book,<br />
‘Sparse Image and Signal Processing<br />
– Wavelets, Curvelets, Morphological<br />
Diversity’, co-authored with<br />
Jean-Luc Starck and Jalal Fadili, was<br />
published by Cambridge University<br />
Press in 2010.<br />
Professor Fionn Murtagh<br />
Small fire in Gowar<br />
Egham Fire Station, whose fire crew was called in to Gowar Hall<br />
Courtesy Kevin Hale<br />
Elinor Gittins<br />
A few weeks ago, a fire broke out<br />
in Gowar Hall. It occurred on the<br />
fourth floor and was caused by an<br />
unattended pan on the hob. Fire<br />
crews from Egham and Staines ran<br />
in to tame the fire.<br />
No one was seriously injured, and<br />
no evacuations were needed. However,<br />
a female student was recently<br />
treated for smoke inhalation. <strong>The</strong><br />
kitchen was also severely damaged<br />
and is not being used anymore.<br />
Most of the fire alarms are set off<br />
in kitchens and caused by students<br />
cooking. <strong>The</strong>se alarms should not<br />
be necessary. This story should be a<br />
warning to us all: do not leave cooking<br />
unattended.
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Sabbatical Officers 2011-2012<br />
5<br />
Following their recent success<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> interviews next<br />
years sabbatical officers<br />
So Dan How does it feel to win?<br />
Fantastic I’m over the moon.<br />
You know I think we won convincingly,<br />
I’m hugely proud of my team<br />
because they put so much into it<br />
and I’m looking forward to working<br />
with the other Sabs.<br />
What’s the first thing your going<br />
to change in September?<br />
For me Royal Holloway University<br />
isn’t going to be immune to the<br />
budget cuts. I think the role of the<br />
students union next year should<br />
be about defending education and<br />
I’d really like to set up education<br />
assemblies, which is something<br />
really quite significant to do. I really<br />
want to make the students union<br />
interesting again with performance,<br />
presentations, theatre nights etc.<br />
Look at different universities, they<br />
have so many events going on and I<br />
think this would all be possible here<br />
and at an affordable price as well.<br />
Do you think students are paying<br />
too much for services on campus?<br />
Certainly yes. I’ve been here for<br />
three years, and for particularly<br />
those coming from off campus or<br />
from Kingswood it’s a huge burden<br />
to pay so much. I’m not entirely<br />
sure my remit and how much I can<br />
influence this but there could be<br />
campaigns about these issues as<br />
well as cuts to libraries, courses and<br />
facilities which can be very effective<br />
an effect change. I know many<br />
people who live of campus and it<br />
causes many problems like where<br />
you leave your stuff, the food where<br />
you pay five quid for a sandwich<br />
and a hot coffee, its ridiculous really.<br />
Libraries are a sticking point for<br />
many people, how would you want<br />
to improve the libraries?<br />
It’s a question of more study<br />
space and getting the appropriate<br />
books in. A lot of people need to<br />
go to Senate House and I think we<br />
should look to that as a supplement<br />
to the library as opposed to being<br />
an alternative. It’s the basic things<br />
like getting access to books, access<br />
to journals and the fines, which I<br />
think we should look into. I think<br />
the union is the place they should<br />
go to as opposed to just talking<br />
about the problems amongst their<br />
friends. It’s about making these<br />
things all quite visible.<br />
Would you push for 24 hour<br />
opening throughout the year or just<br />
keep it in exam time?<br />
I wouldn’t want to promise 24<br />
hour opening I think its something<br />
we should look into, especially<br />
over the weekend. We want to look<br />
for slightly later hours through a<br />
process of consultation with the<br />
current staff. For me its all about<br />
the small things, the bloody plugs<br />
don’t work, printing is a nightmare,<br />
the computers so regularly never<br />
work, just kind of basic things we<br />
need to look into.<br />
No admittance after midnight<br />
on Union nights has created a<br />
huge amount of anger, would you<br />
change this?<br />
We want re-admittance, and<br />
speaking to a lot of people in the<br />
union that’s certainly possible. I’ve<br />
been frustrated many, many times<br />
at the union. My vision of the<br />
students union is to be a cultural<br />
and social centre for it to be a place<br />
where people go to relax and listen<br />
to interesting music, go to see<br />
interesting things, regular talks,<br />
poetry, satire. We are so rich in that<br />
respect and we should celebrate this<br />
diversity as well.<br />
Bake and Bite is set for redevelopment,<br />
how would bake and<br />
bake look under a Daniel Cooper<br />
Union?<br />
We have had a number of discussions<br />
with the students union and<br />
with bake and bite, I like the emphasis<br />
on sort of lounge place and I<br />
think we can make more of it.<br />
But not another Imagine?<br />
No no I don’t think it would be<br />
another Imagine.<br />
<strong>The</strong> SU President sits on over 20<br />
committees, that’s an average of<br />
3 a day, is that too many and is it<br />
stopping the president from talking<br />
to students?<br />
Yes! I say flippantly but I mean<br />
it in a serious way. I have a lot of<br />
experience in these kind of things,<br />
in terms of organising and I’ve said<br />
time and time again I think the SU<br />
Daniel Cooper - President<br />
shouldn’t be nervous to get out of<br />
the office. <strong>The</strong>re is an importance<br />
to these committees, we talk about<br />
everything from the environment<br />
to putting books in the libraries<br />
and we need that space to discuss<br />
things, though in no way should<br />
that stop us from being active. For<br />
me one of the big criticisms is that<br />
they [Sabbatical Officers] don’t get<br />
out enough and are not physical<br />
and not active enough. <strong>The</strong>y work<br />
incredibly hard and do all of that<br />
admin and bureaucratic stuff, but<br />
we need to be leading the campaigns.<br />
I want to be central in all<br />
of that particularly in the college<br />
council and where things are decided<br />
upon, but that shouldn’t in any<br />
way get in the way of campaigning.<br />
I found speaking to a lot of different<br />
sabbaticals that they have been<br />
told to go to meetings just to shut<br />
them up, and that shouldn’t be the<br />
case. If anything I would prioritise<br />
spending far more time with the<br />
students and being active around<br />
the campus.<br />
If there is one thing you think<br />
college to do, and that you would<br />
lobby them to do, that would<br />
improve student life what would<br />
that be?<br />
<strong>The</strong>re are a number of issues.<br />
Defence of education and stressing<br />
cuts are unacceptable particularly<br />
when they affect students here. We<br />
would call for collective decision<br />
making public and open meetings<br />
on critical decisions. London living<br />
wage for me is something crucial.<br />
I would want to work with the<br />
cleaners and the admin staff, with<br />
lectures, with the workers union<br />
on campus for this. We should be<br />
academically world leading and we<br />
should be ethically as well. To me<br />
it makes ethical and financial sense<br />
to have everyone well paid and in<br />
acceptable conditions and to be<br />
unionised. All of this recognition is<br />
tangible and can be done.<br />
One of the big things is that<br />
we want to introduce a black and<br />
minorities and women’s officer. So<br />
for the women’s officer it would<br />
be about establishing crèches and<br />
advice and services and resources,<br />
especially for mature students.<br />
Health and social care at the moment<br />
is being completely hit, and<br />
a lot of the women here have kids<br />
and don’t know what to do with<br />
them. Also we want to be lobbying<br />
the college about more scholarships<br />
greater bursaries and importantly<br />
to provide access especially for kids<br />
from working class backgrounds<br />
and black and ethnic minority<br />
backgrounds. In British universities<br />
66% of students are British and affluent<br />
you know we should look to<br />
widen access.<br />
For me the significance in getting<br />
the candidacy is really been that we<br />
have run explicitly on an anti cuts<br />
platform and combing that with<br />
making the SU an interesting place,<br />
a cultural and social centre as well<br />
as London living wage, all of these<br />
things, and that for me is the significance.<br />
Royal Holloway has had<br />
a history of un-involvement and<br />
apathy to me this is indicative for a<br />
desire for something different. We<br />
have received hundreds of messages<br />
of support from across the country.<br />
I think this is volcanic. I would use<br />
the term volcanic in terms of the<br />
way it goes and its direction.<br />
In ten words what, in your ideal<br />
world how would the Students Union<br />
look a year from now and what<br />
would it have done?<br />
Defend education. London living<br />
wage. Widen access. SU as a social<br />
and cultural centre. So many ideas.<br />
Something! I do apologise! Something<br />
about the SU that is quite<br />
critical. We have this building with<br />
so many unelected, unaccountable<br />
people, and we have processes that<br />
perhaps have been uncontrollable<br />
for Rachel Pearson but I think we<br />
have to make the general manager<br />
all of the types, and they work<br />
bloody hard, but lets make them<br />
accountable as well for me that’s<br />
crucial. We have general managers<br />
in universities preventing Sabs from<br />
acting. That cant be the case.
6 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Sabbatical Officers 2011-2012<br />
Katie Blow<br />
Vice President Education and Welfare<br />
Thomas Seal<br />
News Editor<br />
It’s Valentine’s Day and on a<br />
deserted reading week Monday<br />
morning in Crosslands I meet<br />
up with Katie Blow for a quick<br />
chat about the aftermath of her<br />
victory following the epic Sabb<br />
campaign week.<br />
How does it feel to have been<br />
elected VPEW?<br />
Katie Blow: Very, very weird! I<br />
honestly didn’t think I was going to<br />
win. Me and my team were actually<br />
stood at the back of the bar, and<br />
they were going to put me in the lift<br />
and I was just going to leave via the<br />
lift...so yeah it’s taken a while to get<br />
used to it...and now it’s like ‘I’ve got<br />
so much I need to do!’<br />
How soon do you need to start<br />
doing things? Is there a good<br />
handover period?<br />
Yeah, basically me and Beth start<br />
handing over 1st July and then 1st<br />
August she leaves and it’s...all mine!<br />
(laughs) So basically it’s a month of<br />
meeting everyone I need to meet.<br />
So tell us a little bit about yourself...<br />
I’m technically a 4th year even<br />
though I’m in my final year here,<br />
because last year I went abroad to<br />
Japan. I do Psychology, I rowed,<br />
I’m in RAG, and I’ve done Strictly<br />
Come Holloway! A bit of a mix, I<br />
suppose.<br />
What’s happened so far postelection?<br />
Have you had a chat with<br />
[current VPEW] Beth Rowley?<br />
Yeah it was really nice, because<br />
Beth and I are actually best friends.<br />
We didn’t talk the whole of the<br />
election period and so the next day<br />
it was just like ‘I’m so glad to have<br />
you back in my life!’ We’ve had a<br />
chat and she’s told me not to think<br />
about anything until handover and<br />
not try and feel like I have to do<br />
anything, so that’s quite cool.<br />
So you can concentrate on finals!<br />
Yep! (nervous laugh) All the work<br />
that’s been neglected for the last<br />
three weeks!<br />
What are you most looking forward<br />
to about being VPEW?<br />
Umm...I think meeting people.<br />
And being able to have my manifesto<br />
in front of me and being able<br />
to tick things off it, so I’ve done this<br />
or put that in place. Feeling like I’ve<br />
achieved stuff. ...I’m excited about it<br />
all really!<br />
Regarding a couple of your manifesto<br />
points: firstly, how will you go<br />
about changing the lighting?<br />
Well, obviously outside of campus<br />
is a lot more difficult because<br />
you have to liaise with the community<br />
and police and stuff, but on<br />
campus there are still a few dark<br />
spots. Even motion lighting would<br />
do...for example, if you walk from<br />
Bedford library to the Union - past<br />
the physics building - there are<br />
some steps, and that’s just pitch<br />
black, and it would be great if there<br />
was just something so you could<br />
see where you were going. A lot of<br />
the time it is just about persuading<br />
people and getting the ball rolling<br />
but hopefully I can smile my way<br />
through!<br />
One of your other promises is to<br />
have 48 hours between each exam<br />
for students. That sounds quite<br />
ambitious...<br />
Yeah, everyone said that! We had<br />
a big chat with my campaign team<br />
when I printed my manifesto and I<br />
said ‘do we think this is too high?’ I<br />
felt that if I go in with a high number<br />
and then negotiate down then I<br />
can achieve something, rather than<br />
to go in with 24, and get 24, and be<br />
like ‘actually I could’ve done better’.<br />
I know it will be difficult and there<br />
will be a lot of subjects where it<br />
might not be possible yet - especially<br />
for joint honours students - but<br />
I definitely think something needs<br />
putting in place. Holloway has a<br />
whole term of exams, and there’s<br />
got to be something done so that it’s<br />
easier and less stressful. That’s my<br />
number one thing.<br />
So would you say that’s what<br />
you’d do first? If you had to choose<br />
one thing?<br />
Definitely. And also making<br />
students more aware of the services<br />
that are available to them. For example,<br />
I live in <strong>Founder</strong>’s now, and<br />
there’s a little sticker on my mirror<br />
that says ‘Nightline’, which is really<br />
out of date, and I think something<br />
like that, put in every single room,<br />
something that isn’t obvious, that<br />
you can look at and think ‘actually<br />
I might need some help’, is a subtle<br />
way of getting these messages<br />
across.<br />
Is there anything else you’d like to<br />
add? Anything you’d like to say to<br />
those who voted for you?<br />
Yes, thank you very, very much!<br />
Thanks for taking the time to read<br />
the manifesto, and watch all the<br />
videos, and thank you everyone for<br />
coming to Question Time. It was<br />
hard this year because you had to<br />
register online and there were issues<br />
there so...thanks so much!
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Sabbatical Officers 2011-2012<br />
7<br />
Sarah Honeycombe<br />
Vice President Communications and Campaigns<br />
dreams lie?<br />
Thomas Shore<br />
Editor<br />
It must feel good to win, how has<br />
the week been since?<br />
It feels amazing. It took me twentyfive<br />
minutes to walk from the front<br />
gate to the hub the day after I won<br />
because, I kept getting stopped by<br />
people congratulating me.<br />
Do you think more people got interested<br />
in these elections more than<br />
previous years?<br />
Well last year’s turnout was over a<br />
hundred people higher. It was 1200<br />
in 2010 so I think maybe online<br />
voting got people angrier.<br />
Does online voting work?<br />
It’s too early too tell. I do like online<br />
voting because it saves the union<br />
quite a bit of money, but I think the<br />
problems with registration were<br />
a real pain. <strong>The</strong> fact that so many<br />
people tried to register on the last<br />
day and the system struggled is<br />
quite depressing, but that won’t<br />
happen again.<br />
What do you think gave you the<br />
edge over everyone else?<br />
I have no idea. Ben and Claudia<br />
were both really strong candidates<br />
and I think it was such a close election<br />
for a reason. Maybe my experience<br />
with Insanity and the Orbital<br />
might have just pushed it ahead. I<br />
got some really positive feedback<br />
after candidate’s question time so<br />
maybe that.<br />
How do you think your experience<br />
with Insanity will help you next<br />
year?<br />
I think it’s going to be brilliant. One<br />
third of the job is student media<br />
and I’ve been one of the section editors<br />
of the orbital and I’m currently<br />
one station managers of insanity so<br />
there is perhaps less of a handover<br />
to do there as I’m fairly well versed<br />
in how it all works. I also know<br />
how tough it can get and how time<br />
consuming it gets for the assistant<br />
managers so I should be able to<br />
help out there.<br />
What about the other two thirds?<br />
I’m really looking forward to it. In<br />
the Ethics and environment side<br />
I’m really looking forward to talking<br />
to Ed Resek, “Go Green week”<br />
was a massive success, and today we<br />
found of we have been nominated<br />
for an ecologist award which is really<br />
cool, so there is a good foundation<br />
to work from there. <strong>The</strong> union<br />
has some really good campaigns it’s<br />
just about getting the word out.<br />
How do you get the word out?<br />
Oh wow. Facebook, twitter, the SU<br />
website. I cannot wait to get my<br />
hands on that sodding website.<br />
Are you going to personally do it or<br />
is the union going to hire someone<br />
to do it again?<br />
I’m going to try and get the computer<br />
science department to help<br />
me. <strong>The</strong>y offered last year and were<br />
turned down, one of the students<br />
who offered is the guy who created<br />
the insanity website and I think<br />
that website is brilliant. So if I can<br />
get people like that involved it will<br />
hopefully save a lot of money and<br />
make the website easier to use.<br />
How does <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> fit in next<br />
year?<br />
I really like <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong>, I’ve contributed<br />
to <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong>. I think the<br />
union and <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong>’s relationship<br />
could be better and I’m hoping<br />
that maybe I can push that along. I<br />
think <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> is a really good<br />
newspaper and a source of news<br />
and if the union can talk about<br />
things through <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> that’s a<br />
really good idea.<br />
What about <strong>The</strong> Orbital?<br />
It’s fairly upsetting. As a former<br />
contributor and editor the fact that<br />
it’s not out as much anymore is<br />
quite depressing. It’s about looking<br />
at money and working out a way to<br />
get more issues out more quickly<br />
and keeping the online presence up<br />
to date. <strong>The</strong> Orbital turns twenty<br />
five next year there is no way it’s not<br />
going to be huge. I actually took the<br />
first issue to candidate’s question<br />
time.<br />
Beyond Holloway where do your<br />
I put off a masters degree to take<br />
this job so I am going on to do a<br />
masters in history the year after.<br />
You said you wanted to use electronic<br />
media to communicate, does<br />
this mean that general meetings<br />
and others forms are not being<br />
utilised enough at the moment?<br />
It’s almost defiantly not being used<br />
to its maximum. It is being used<br />
and that’s a really good thing but<br />
at the General Meetings you get a<br />
turnout of thirty, I know because<br />
I go to every single bloody one of<br />
them and while it’s three hours of<br />
cutting through red tape you cant<br />
really expect more people to get<br />
actively involved unless they have<br />
a reason to or unless they have<br />
another way to get involved. <strong>The</strong><br />
union will be utilising a lot of electronic<br />
media next year I will make<br />
sure of it because I think more<br />
people want to get involved but<br />
don’t know how. One of the major<br />
things of my campaign is that there<br />
are so many opportunities being<br />
given that students just don’t know<br />
about and you can’t expect students<br />
to take up these if they don’t know<br />
what they are<br />
Any particular campaigns your really<br />
keen on?<br />
I think it’s about time we opened<br />
up campaigns to the students. I’ve<br />
never been consulted on them. I<br />
know what they are because they<br />
are on the wall planner but I’ve<br />
never been asked what campaigns I<br />
think the union should get involved<br />
with. And the sabbatical jobs are<br />
representative roles so I would feel<br />
a bit weird if I was to decide on<br />
campaigns on my own. Obviously<br />
SHAG week will stay because it’s<br />
exceptionally popular and “Go<br />
Green Week”, they had a guy making<br />
smoothies with a bike during<br />
the campaign, they were great!<br />
If there were one thing you could<br />
change during your year, what<br />
would it be?<br />
Insanity getting its FM licence, if<br />
it kills me. Though admittedly we<br />
should be having that soon.
8 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Sabbatical Officers 2011-2012<br />
Jake Wells<br />
Vice President Student Activities<br />
Jessica Phillipson<br />
News Editor 2011-2012<br />
I’m also Vice President of Cricket.<br />
Sports are my passion, not to say I<br />
will neglect societies!<br />
On a quiet Wednesday morning in<br />
Coffee and Cake, we meet up with<br />
newly elected VPSA Jake Wells to<br />
discuss elections and the future of<br />
the union...<br />
First of all, how does it feel to win?<br />
Brilliant, actually! Really good<br />
because it’s something that I really<br />
wanted and having worked so hard<br />
for it and having actually done it<br />
feels really good.<br />
Are you happy with the other<br />
elected candidates?<br />
Yes! <strong>The</strong>re’s not a single candidate<br />
who was running who I would’ve<br />
been unhappy with. Throughout<br />
the course of the campaign you<br />
spend a lot of time with everyone<br />
and get to know people really well.<br />
I’m really pleased.<br />
Is there anything that Victor’s doing<br />
that you would do differently?<br />
When did you decide to run?<br />
It was in election time last year because<br />
I helped my friend to run for<br />
VPSA. Unfortunately he didn’t get<br />
it, but the whole experience really<br />
made me interested in it. I know<br />
Victor so I spoke to him throughout<br />
the year and that just reinforced<br />
how much I wanted to do it.<br />
Were you expecting to win?<br />
No, I think there are some things<br />
that can be tweaked, but as far as<br />
I’m concerned Victor’s done a fantastic<br />
job. I don’t think there’s anything<br />
that needs to be overhauled.<br />
All the ideas they’re running with<br />
are really good. Hopefully I can<br />
continue their good work.<br />
What do you think the result of the<br />
wrong person getting the role of<br />
VPSA would be?<br />
No, no, no! You speak to anyone I<br />
spoke to that day from 1pm when<br />
my lectures finished, I was an absolute<br />
mess!<br />
What have you been up to since the<br />
election?<br />
To be honest, getting my sleeping<br />
patterns back on track has been<br />
quite important! Two hours a<br />
night is not conducive to any sort<br />
of health. Catching up on degree<br />
work, chatting to the other Sabb<br />
elects and the other current Sabbs,<br />
seeing what there is that needs to be<br />
done, trying to better understand<br />
the role that I’m going to be taking<br />
on.<br />
What do you think the best thing<br />
about being VPSA will be?<br />
Getting to interact with the sheer<br />
number and variety of students in<br />
all the clubs and societies and feeling<br />
that I can actually help out as<br />
many of those as possible. I’m really<br />
looking forward to it.<br />
Is there an advantage of sports men<br />
and women who run for VPSA over<br />
those in societies?<br />
Numerically, sports teams here are<br />
huge. That’s not to take anything<br />
away from societies, but in terms<br />
of football teams here, you’ve got<br />
six teams with seventeen people in<br />
each, that’s a lot of people straightaway.<br />
I wouldn’t say it’s an advantage,<br />
it doesn’t mean those numbers<br />
should vote for that candidate.<br />
People should go to the website and<br />
read the manifestos to make their<br />
own mind up.<br />
What’s the first thing you’re going<br />
to change?<br />
Well, I’m meeting Victor about a<br />
ULU-wide competition, sort of<br />
like ‘Strictly Come Holloway’, but<br />
with all the dance societies. That’s<br />
not a change, but it’s something<br />
that’s being implemented. One<br />
thing I want to do is possibly have<br />
a ‘Refreshers Fair’, like Freshers fair,<br />
but in second term. You walk into<br />
Freshers Fair and there’s all these<br />
Presidents shouting at you and it’s<br />
a little bit intimidating. I hope to<br />
get a ‘Refreshers Fair’ with stalls<br />
manned by Freshers who joined<br />
in the first term, as that’s more accessible.<br />
Hopefully that will boost<br />
membership for everyone.<br />
Can you tell us a bit about yourself,<br />
outside of your VPSA role?<br />
Well, I work in Crosslands, I’ve<br />
been there for nearly two years now.<br />
I study Politics with Philosophy and<br />
I really enjoy it. I play football and<br />
I think they’d be found out pretty<br />
quickly and I’d like to think something<br />
would be done if the person<br />
wasn’t up to it. I think the role<br />
would suffer in that it would lose<br />
a lot of credibility and more and<br />
more people would go down the<br />
popularity contest route in future<br />
elections, which I would personally<br />
hate to see. Societies and sports<br />
clubs would suffer because the necessary<br />
things would not be done.<br />
Simple things like the budget, the<br />
membership lists, all those kinds<br />
of things would be poorly organised<br />
and all the events that are held<br />
would not be as good as they deserve<br />
to be. <strong>The</strong> little things would<br />
have a huge knock-on effect.<br />
Is there anything else you’d like to<br />
say?<br />
Basically, I’d just like to thank<br />
everyone who voted and make sure<br />
people remember that elections are<br />
an important time.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Comment<br />
9<br />
&<br />
Debate<br />
<strong>The</strong> Damaging Effect of<br />
Pornography<br />
Alex Boardman<br />
Now some of you may be wondering,<br />
what is the problem? Pornography<br />
seems to have become a part<br />
of modern day life, due to the instantly<br />
accessible nature of it at the<br />
click of a button. <strong>The</strong> debate around<br />
the issue is becoming more prevalent<br />
in society, as psychologists are<br />
learning more and more about the<br />
negative effects it is having on our<br />
generation. With smart phones<br />
and the increasing ease of Internet<br />
access it is becoming easier and<br />
easier to get hold of pornographic<br />
content. In November, the House<br />
of Commons debated Internet<br />
Pornography’s effect on society. As<br />
Claire Perry states, “A third of our<br />
10-year-olds have viewed pornography<br />
on the internet, while four<br />
out of every five children aged 14<br />
to 16 admit to regularly accessing<br />
explicit photographs and footage on<br />
their home computers,” she said in<br />
the debate. We are in a generation<br />
of people, where 87% of young men<br />
and 31% of young women reported<br />
using pornography.<br />
Here are some of the main issues<br />
that have been raised in the debate.<br />
Deforming of our sexual development<br />
Have you ever wondered why<br />
you, or your partner, may not have<br />
been able to ‘get it up’ during a<br />
night of passion? Research is showing<br />
that porn is indeed addictive,<br />
especially to men, and that it damages<br />
their libido in the long-term.<br />
<strong>The</strong> abundance of free and available<br />
erotica has been linked to the<br />
relationship between people who<br />
eat processed foods and obesity. If<br />
your appetite is stimulated and fed<br />
by poor-quality material, it takes<br />
more junk to fill you up and the<br />
research suggests that men need<br />
higher and higher levels of stimulation<br />
to become aroused. Experts are<br />
seeing an epidemic today of healthy<br />
young men who cannot perform<br />
easily with their partners because<br />
they have been overexposed to<br />
pornography.<br />
More worryingly is that to fill<br />
the increasing need for stimulation,<br />
men need more and more extreme<br />
situations for arousal. <strong>The</strong> Witherspoon<br />
report expresses concern<br />
about the “brutality” of much of the<br />
imagery on the web and the way it<br />
gives young men a “rape-like” view<br />
of how to have sex with women<br />
from the offset. Pornography works<br />
in a Pavlovian way on the brain<br />
i.e. if you associate orgasm with<br />
your girlfriend, a kiss, a scent, a<br />
body, that is what, over time, will<br />
turn you on. On the other hand if<br />
you open your focus to an endless<br />
stream of progressively more antisocial<br />
activities, that is what it will<br />
take to arouse you.<br />
Porn isn’t a good foundation for<br />
developing relationships<br />
A lot of our generation,<br />
are being contaminated by<br />
Internet porn before even getting<br />
the chance to have sex or enjoy a<br />
genuine relationship. In one study<br />
of 718 Swedish students around the<br />
country, 29% said that pornography<br />
had actively influenced their sexual<br />
behavior. I remember when I came<br />
round to my first real sexual experience,<br />
my mind was full of a pretty<br />
inappropriate mixed bag of fantasies<br />
and scenarios and the girl’s feelings<br />
weren’t ever really taken into<br />
account. Perhaps unsurprisingly,<br />
when it came to having a sexual<br />
relationship with a real person,<br />
someone I actually cared about,<br />
rather than images on the screen, I<br />
had no idea how to behave.<br />
Firstly, porn isn’t just affecting<br />
young men’s views about sex, but<br />
is also having an affect on their<br />
attitudes of relationships. Increasingly<br />
men are using porn as the<br />
model for what relationships are<br />
about and believe that real women<br />
behave like the ones they see on<br />
the Internet, which can cause a lot<br />
of strain on relationships. In porn,<br />
women are always up for it. Even<br />
if they initially say no, they don’t<br />
mean it, and within minutes they<br />
are gasping and begging for more.<br />
This gives men extremely high<br />
expectations of what a girl should<br />
be like in the bedroom and has led<br />
to a proliferation of what we might<br />
call “non-procreational sex”. This is<br />
leading to confusion between both<br />
sexes about appropriate decorum in<br />
relationships. For instance, will my<br />
partner be up for anything or will<br />
my view of sex, shock or horrify<br />
them?<br />
Is it all bad?<br />
In a recent Times article, a young<br />
female student wrote “It’s good to<br />
have some of those images in your<br />
head. I find I look at something,<br />
and then maybe a week later I’m<br />
having sex and it comes back to me<br />
and — hey! — that’s really helpful<br />
just when I need it most.” Also,<br />
Frankie Boyle, the controversial<br />
comedian, summed up many men’s<br />
views on the subject pretty conclusively:<br />
“If you have a very high<br />
sex drive, which I do, and you’ve<br />
got a kid, you can’t just go and shag<br />
people any more. So you watch pornography.”<br />
Hedonists who embrace<br />
porn, carry on surfing because it’s a<br />
free country and in porn world they<br />
don’t have to justify themselves to<br />
the perpetually hot females on their<br />
screens. In real life relationships<br />
are risky. Although they can bring<br />
great joy, comfort and security,<br />
they can also bring humiliation<br />
and pain and, comparatively, porn<br />
allows you to swap uncertainty for a<br />
virtual world that is predictable and<br />
controllable.<br />
What can we do?<br />
In Confucian thought there are<br />
five ‘key relationships’ to bring ‘Social<br />
harmony’, which are supposed<br />
help society learn and teach<br />
Continued on page 10»
10 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Comment<br />
& Debate<br />
<strong>The</strong> Damaging<br />
Effect of<br />
Pornography<br />
Let them eat cake, it<br />
didn’t work before,<br />
it won’t work now<br />
» continued from page 9<br />
one another how to navigate life’s<br />
difficulties. <strong>The</strong>se relationships<br />
are ‘ruler and subject’, ‘father and<br />
son’, ‘husband and wife’, ‘elder and<br />
younger sibling’ and ‘friend and<br />
friend’. ‘Social harmony’ is supposed<br />
to result from every individual<br />
knowing his or her place in<br />
the social order, and playing his or<br />
her part well. David Cameron has<br />
highlighted new research which<br />
showed that what matters most to a<br />
child’s life chances is not the wealth<br />
of their upbringing, but the warmth<br />
and input of their parenting.<br />
Pornography on the other hand<br />
is mostly an anti-social, selfish<br />
activity, which is hurting our<br />
generation’s ability to promote<br />
healthy and mutually rewarding<br />
relationships. Politicians have been<br />
trying to look into ways of regulating<br />
pornographic content on the<br />
web, such as the MP Claire Perry,<br />
who has called for the nine main<br />
Internet service providers [ISPs]<br />
to limit access to porn unless their<br />
customers specifically request it.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re are problems with regulating<br />
the porn industry, such as where do<br />
you set the boundary of what can<br />
and cannot be regulated? What<br />
effect will this have on our ability<br />
to surf on what we want on<br />
the internet. Cyber-libertarians’,<br />
suggest that the Internet should<br />
be the ultimate domain to shape<br />
our lives free from the control of<br />
the government and suppressive<br />
forces.<br />
I think we need more debate<br />
and information in our society,<br />
especially about the negative<br />
effect that new technologies and<br />
websites can have on our wellbeing.<br />
<strong>The</strong> problem is that we<br />
are only just learning about the<br />
effects on ‘our generation’ and<br />
more needs to be done to combat<br />
the proliferation of porn on the<br />
Internet. My belief is that we<br />
need more self regulation, as we<br />
are ultimate in charge of our own<br />
actions. For those of you who<br />
have read A Picture of Dorian<br />
Gray, all of Dorian’s bad actions<br />
in his life show up on a portrait<br />
of himself. What I worry about is<br />
what effects of what we see and<br />
view on the Internet are having<br />
on our development and for<br />
lack of a better word our “soul”.<br />
I don’t know the answers, but I<br />
hope to see this debate develop.<br />
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Best before midday Monday 28th February<br />
Nicholas Coleridge-Watts responds to Sam<br />
Hancock’s Response...<br />
Before I begin let me nail my colours<br />
to the mast: I am not a member<br />
of Royal Holloway Anti-Cuts<br />
Alliance, and I’m not familiar with<br />
their programme aside from the<br />
obvious objection<br />
to the Coalition’s<br />
education policies.<br />
I am however<br />
of the opinion<br />
that university,<br />
being a service,<br />
should be free at<br />
the point of access<br />
like the NHS. It is<br />
with this in mind<br />
that I will critique<br />
Sam Hancock’s<br />
response.<br />
Firstly, Mr<br />
Hancock mentions<br />
that there<br />
are fundamental<br />
flaws in the procedures<br />
and actions<br />
of RHACA. I<br />
feel bound to<br />
point out that<br />
this organisation<br />
is not subject<br />
to a hierarchy,<br />
and represents<br />
an independent<br />
initiative of likeminded<br />
students.<br />
Consequently it<br />
doesn’t need to<br />
toe any kind of<br />
party line, and is<br />
free to set its own<br />
agenda.<br />
I wasn’t present during the<br />
specific incident, but it seems to<br />
me that if anything the antics of<br />
RHACA were restrained within<br />
the normal parameters of student<br />
protest. A sit-in, like all peaceful<br />
protests, is supposed to be disruptive.<br />
That the Choral Scholars were<br />
allowed through at all seems to<br />
me to be an indicator that student<br />
demos have gone soft. If nonviolent<br />
protesters had never made<br />
a nuisance of themselves we’d still<br />
have Apartheid, people would’ve<br />
just ignored Ghandi, and the Civil<br />
Rights Movement would have been<br />
left in the hands of white American<br />
liberals (and we all know how few<br />
of them there are).<br />
Later Mr Hancock says that<br />
RHACA’s (alleged) chanting of<br />
‘fascist’ and ‘bourgeois’ justifies<br />
the (not necessarily pejorative)<br />
assertion that they are ‘left-wing<br />
radicals’. Well, that’s just mudslinging.<br />
You can’t condemn partisan<br />
activity one minute and then go on<br />
to participate in it the next.<br />
I’m sure RHACA, like all political<br />
organisations, sometimes resorts to<br />
emotion in the prosecution of their<br />
struggle, but the real question is:<br />
why is that so bad<br />
Sam? <strong>The</strong> SU are<br />
elected to serve,<br />
and it can’t have<br />
escaped your notice<br />
that when it<br />
comes to the cuts<br />
your electorate is<br />
divided into two<br />
distinct groups:<br />
those who don’t<br />
want them and<br />
those who don’t<br />
care. If you throw<br />
a rock out of any<br />
window on campus,<br />
chances are<br />
you’re not going<br />
to hit someone<br />
who thinks what’s<br />
going on is a good<br />
thing.<br />
So why is the<br />
SU so passive<br />
about the issue?<br />
Questions have<br />
been raised in<br />
General Meetings<br />
you say.<br />
Well, I’ve been to<br />
GMs; the turnout’s<br />
poor which<br />
reflects what the<br />
students think of<br />
their usefulness,<br />
and one gets the<br />
impression of admin for its own<br />
sake. <strong>The</strong> whirligig of town hall<br />
politics makes the occasions more<br />
about procedure than achievement.<br />
Maybe if you they had something<br />
to fear then they’d take a greater<br />
degree of interest.<br />
As for Mr Hancock’s comment<br />
about RHACA being a minority<br />
which claims to represent the majority:<br />
take a look in the mirror.
E X T R A<br />
Julia Armfield gets the inside<br />
scoop on Drama Society’s<br />
upcoming production of...
12 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
E X T R A<br />
Arts<br />
Interview: Drama Society’s<br />
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern<br />
Q: What made you choose this<br />
play?<br />
A: We both share a passion for<br />
both Shakespeare’s Hamlet and the<br />
ideas of existentialism present in<br />
works such as Waiting for Godot.<br />
This play presents us with a fusion<br />
of the two. Through Stoppard’s<br />
reworking of Hamlet we felt there<br />
was a great opportunity to manipulate<br />
Shakespeare without our own<br />
emotional connection to Hamlet.<br />
We can at once make fun of, and<br />
protect the beauty of the original<br />
while also playing with more of our<br />
favourite ideas, that of existentialism,<br />
discordance and alienation.<br />
Q: <strong>The</strong> play is comparatively short<br />
on female principals – was this at<br />
all a concern when you first chose<br />
to bid it?<br />
A: While there is a striking lack<br />
of female dialogue in the play, this<br />
does not mean that the female<br />
characters do not play an important<br />
part in the unfolding of events.<br />
Furthermore, we cast the part<br />
of Alfred to a female actor (Sian<br />
Mayhall-Purvis) and changed the<br />
host of attendants and Tragedians<br />
to unisex roles. This enabled us to<br />
further subvert Shakespeare in a<br />
play so obviously preoccupied with<br />
reimagining tradition.<br />
Q: <strong>The</strong>re have been a variety of<br />
high-profile productions of this<br />
play in the past – not least the<br />
movie featuring Gary Oldman<br />
and Tim Roth. Have you been<br />
more concerned with taking inspiration<br />
from or deviating from<br />
past productions?<br />
A: We are both aware of previous<br />
productions of the play but<br />
there has been no sense of strong<br />
influence in regard to our own<br />
interpretation. We have strongly<br />
advised our actors to develop their<br />
own characters according to both<br />
our and their own reading of the<br />
text giving little or no consideration<br />
to previous productions. We<br />
believe that our interpretation is<br />
solely unique and, to prove this,<br />
have invited Gary Oldman, Tim<br />
Roth and Stoppard himself to Jane<br />
Holloway Hall.<br />
Q: <strong>The</strong> play is going to be performed<br />
in the Jane Holloway Hall.<br />
You say that you want to use this<br />
space to create an “existentialist<br />
Arts Editor Julia Armfield takes an opportunity to remove her<br />
ranting hat (for once) and have a little internet Q&A with Douglas<br />
Gibson and Robbie Brown, the directors of the latest Drama Society<br />
play: Tom Stoppard’s Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.<br />
void”. What exactly do you mean<br />
by that?<br />
A: <strong>The</strong> play will be performed<br />
entirely in the promenade style,<br />
meaning that the audience is ‘free<br />
to roam’ the space at their discretion,<br />
under no influence from the<br />
actors or ourselves. <strong>The</strong>re has<br />
been a deliberate choice taken by<br />
ourselves, in conjunction with Kim<br />
Williams (Props and Costume) in<br />
destroying the idea of a clear historical<br />
context, lending the production<br />
a timeless and accidental feel.<br />
Q: <strong>The</strong> idea of metatheatre – i.e.<br />
plays within plays or scenes that in<br />
some way acknowledge their own<br />
Doug Gibson (left) & Robbie Brown (right) who are directing<br />
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. Photos: Tom Shore<br />
theatricality – and the interaction<br />
between actor and audience is<br />
hugely important to Rosencrantz<br />
and Guildenstern Are Dead. Have<br />
you attempted to highlight this in<br />
any way through your direction?<br />
A: <strong>The</strong> promenade staging,<br />
merging actor and spectator, only<br />
serves to exaggerate this theme, and<br />
there are many moments of direct<br />
interaction and even manipulation<br />
of the audience to serve our<br />
needs. <strong>The</strong> fact that the actors will<br />
remain in character, in the space,<br />
throughout the performance, as if<br />
in a ‘haphazard rehearsal for a bad<br />
production of Hamlet - learning<br />
lines, moving props etc. - provides<br />
a further level of meta-theatricality.<br />
However, these two examples do<br />
no justice to the depth of meta-theatre’s<br />
influence on both the script<br />
and the staging of the play, and to<br />
answer this question fully would<br />
require a two page spread. At least.<br />
Probably more.<br />
Q: <strong>The</strong> play focuses a great deal<br />
on the nature of art and reality<br />
and the idea that an event can<br />
only truly be construed as real if<br />
it is witnessed. Do you think that<br />
Stoppard is using his characters<br />
in this way to comment on the<br />
believability of theatre?<br />
A: ‘Audiences know what to<br />
expect, and that’s all their prepared<br />
to believe in.’ <strong>The</strong> reality is that,<br />
on stage, everything is witnessed,<br />
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are<br />
never alone - they have each other,<br />
and as soon as they don’t, they die.<br />
To add to this, an audience is always<br />
present, in the knowledge that<br />
they are witnessing actors pretending<br />
to be characters. In this way art<br />
is not reality. Life itself is not always<br />
witnessed, whereas theatre always<br />
is.<br />
Q: How do you think your production<br />
will differ from anything<br />
else we’ve seen from the Drama<br />
Society?<br />
A: As far as we are aware, there<br />
has never been another production<br />
at RHUL to declare ‘the era of seats<br />
is over!’ This audience/performer<br />
relationship will present a completely<br />
new theatrical experience<br />
and hopefully kick start a new wave<br />
of contemporary theatre, drawing<br />
influence from performance<br />
companies who are relevant right<br />
now. No longer do we expect an<br />
audience to be passive, stagnant,<br />
and possibly bored by orthodox,<br />
repetitive theatre. This is also a<br />
genuinely funny play which ranges<br />
from base slapstick and farce to<br />
high level punnery-something that<br />
a play very seldom focuses on when<br />
performed at RHUL.<br />
Q: Do you think your production<br />
will be accessible to everyone,<br />
whether or not they are familiar<br />
with Tom Stoppard or Shakespeare’s<br />
Hamlet?<br />
A: Although knowledge of<br />
Hamlet will be of benefit to the<br />
audience, it is by no means essential<br />
as this play stands alone as<br />
a classic, consisting of great jokes,<br />
deep intellectualism, ponderings of<br />
mortality/fate/probability, perverse<br />
desires, emotionally charged<br />
dialogue and poetic language, along<br />
with revolutionary staging, physical<br />
theatre, an energetic cast, a focused<br />
crew and above all an incredible<br />
rapport between two great actors<br />
(Dan Collard and Alex Burnett).<br />
Q: When is it on and where do we<br />
buy tickets?<br />
A: Tickets will be available from<br />
our launch night (24th February,<br />
Stumble Inn - 8 till close) and from<br />
the SU box office from thereon in.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
E X T R A<br />
13<br />
Arts<br />
Review: (the revamped) Love Never Dies<br />
Vikki Vile<br />
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Phantom<br />
sequel, Love Never Dies was cruelly<br />
dubbed ‘Paint Never Dries’ by fans<br />
of the original when the show<br />
opened in March of last year. Just<br />
months later, the press reported<br />
that tickets were selling for as little<br />
as £3 and the show was heading<br />
for disaster. No surprise then that<br />
the good Lord saw the need for a<br />
re-think, controversially closing the<br />
show for a few days over the Christmas<br />
period for readjustments.<br />
Noting the teething problems, I<br />
approached my visit to the Adelphi<br />
with mixed feelings, concerned<br />
that this allegedly underwhelming<br />
follow-up would sent me running<br />
back to Her Majesty’s <strong>The</strong>atre<br />
where the original is still packing<br />
in the tourists. That said, I believed<br />
that Lloyd Webber was not foolish<br />
enough to put on a sequel to a renowned<br />
original if it was not up to<br />
scratch. <strong>The</strong> rearranged show now<br />
begins with one of the big songs:<br />
‘Til I Hear You Sing. <strong>The</strong>re is no<br />
lead-up, just bam, there it is before<br />
you’ve even had time to get comfortable.<br />
I found this confusing, it<br />
was like going to see <strong>The</strong> Sound of<br />
Music and starting with the Nazis,<br />
but despite this, I believe it worked.<br />
Many have asked whether Love<br />
Never Dies is an accessible watch to<br />
a Phantom virgin and the answer<br />
is unquestionably yes, though the<br />
content of the sequel will mean less.<br />
<strong>The</strong> plot is touching, rather than<br />
taxing. We meet Christine and Raul<br />
ten years on, now with a son named<br />
Gustav. <strong>The</strong> family are captured on<br />
arrival in New York by the Phantasma<br />
Freaks (go with it) and are<br />
taken to Coney Island, a down-atheel<br />
land of sleaze and mystery. <strong>The</strong><br />
Phantom reappears to haunt Christine<br />
and demands she sing for him<br />
one last time, whilst Raul insists he<br />
will leave Christine if she does. In<br />
addition, there is the added intrigue<br />
of the subplot involving Meg Giry,<br />
now a washed-up dancer for the<br />
Phantasma troupe, and her mother,<br />
still bitter that the Phantom fails to<br />
notice Meg’s talent. Reading that<br />
back, it is easy to see where all the<br />
criticism has come from with such<br />
a thin-sounding plot. However, I<br />
would argue that the music saves<br />
the show; unquestionably Lloyd<br />
Webber’s greatest achievement<br />
since the Phantom of 1986.<br />
<strong>The</strong> set is a feast for the eyes with<br />
big projections, acrobatics and impressive<br />
costumes creating a sense<br />
of life at Coney. <strong>The</strong> moments between<br />
Christine and Gustav in the<br />
first act are endearing; Look With<br />
Your Heart is a heart-warming<br />
number; and she and the Phantom<br />
share some thrilling romantic arias.<br />
In a peculiar role reversal, Love<br />
Never Dies encourages us to side<br />
with the Phantom as we see Raul’s<br />
character take on a new darkness<br />
in his dejected, drunken state.<br />
Never have I seen so much tension<br />
injected into a title song as in this<br />
show’s climax, but Sierra Boggess’<br />
talent makes it worth the wait.<br />
I loved it, there’s no denying. It<br />
is obvious that Love Never Dies is<br />
a show that has had a lot of money<br />
thrown at it, but I believe that after<br />
a nervy start, this is a wonderful<br />
and genuinely spooky show that<br />
can run the course. It is a show with<br />
heart, intent and meaning, and after<br />
all, if the insipid tackiness of shows<br />
such as Dirty Dancing can still pack<br />
in the punters, why can’t this?<br />
Student Workshop<br />
Review:<br />
Pool (no water)<br />
by Mark Ravenhill<br />
Knowing nothing of the play, I<br />
entered Sasha Haughn’s production<br />
of Mark Ravenhill’s Pool (no water)<br />
with a completely empty slate of<br />
expectations. Unfortunately, when I<br />
left I still held an empty feeling.<br />
<strong>The</strong> stage was bare; a tiled floor<br />
and three white flats were the only<br />
Tim Berendse<br />
set. <strong>The</strong> audience (well, about ten<br />
of them) was seated around the<br />
tiled floor, with the actors sitting<br />
in between them. <strong>The</strong> rest of the<br />
audience, including myself, were<br />
placed in raked seating behind the<br />
three-sided audience/performance<br />
area. From the offset this made<br />
me, as an audience member, feel<br />
very detached. <strong>The</strong> small amount<br />
of audience members seated in<br />
between the actors were addressed<br />
throughout the performance, but<br />
the majority of the audience were<br />
excluded from any interaction and<br />
forced to simply watch, almost<br />
voyeuristically, as a story was told<br />
to other audience members; a confusing<br />
situation to find oneself in.<br />
Perhaps this was intentional, but it<br />
didn’t work. I did not feel engaged<br />
in the performance at all, and as a<br />
result was not shocked when the<br />
actors used crass language or took<br />
their clothes off.<br />
I have never been a big fan of<br />
plays that try to tell an audience a<br />
story without interaction between<br />
characters. I don’t think it works,<br />
and I feel it never will. <strong>The</strong> whole<br />
play sounded like one long monologue<br />
split and given to different<br />
characters. I was thankful when the<br />
actors finally started moving after<br />
ten minutes of telling a story to the<br />
audience members next to them.<br />
Again, the majority of the audience<br />
in the raked seating was excluded<br />
from these seemingly private<br />
conversations and as a result, it was<br />
extremely difficult to understand<br />
what was happening.<br />
Even the actors seemed confused<br />
as to who they were meant to be<br />
saying their lines to. Some said<br />
them to each other, some said their<br />
lines to the audience seated around<br />
them, and others seemed to say<br />
their lines to themselves. When one<br />
of the actors eventually took on the<br />
role of protagonist, there was a brief<br />
sense of hope that there would be<br />
some character interaction, but to<br />
no avail.<br />
I can imagine that the play could<br />
be performed more interestingly,<br />
perhaps using physical theatre to<br />
add some relief to the dry speech,<br />
but the actors, who seemed more<br />
like narrators, were unfortunately<br />
left to perform their insular lines in<br />
an unengaging and detached way.<br />
I think what let this performance<br />
down was the lack of movement<br />
and interaction between the characters,<br />
whose acting was at no fault<br />
at all. What was most important, I<br />
feel, was the lack of consideration<br />
for the audience, who may have<br />
seen a great play if they were sat<br />
in amongst the actors. However,<br />
the largest part of the audience<br />
was excluded, something that was<br />
highlighted perfectly in the climax<br />
of the play, where one of the actors<br />
delivered a highly emotive speech,<br />
but with her back to the majority of<br />
the audience, hiding any expression<br />
or emotion from view, summing up<br />
the entirety of the play.<br />
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14 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
E X T R A<br />
Arts<br />
Screwing up your daughters, the<br />
Twilight way<br />
Julia Armfield<br />
<strong>The</strong> other day, I read an article so<br />
asinine that it made me spill coffee<br />
down my dress (although saying<br />
that, I don’t generally need an<br />
asinine article to spill coffee down<br />
my dress. All I need is coffee.). I<br />
happened to be trawling the Empire<br />
movie website, as you do, when I<br />
came across an article by movie<br />
blogger Helen O’Hara, entitled<br />
<strong>The</strong> Case for Twilight’s Bella Swan,<br />
Feminist. When I regained consciousness,<br />
some forty-five minutes<br />
and an exorcism later, I found that<br />
I had not, alas, hallucinated and<br />
that there was, in fact, someone out<br />
there willing to make a case for the<br />
heroine of Stephenie Meyer’s phenomenally<br />
popular Twilight books’<br />
right to stand alongside Mary Wollstonecraft<br />
and Hermione Granger<br />
and give us the womanly word.<br />
<strong>The</strong> gist of O’Hara’s argument,<br />
from what I could make out<br />
through bleeding eye sockets, was<br />
that: “Bella’s relationship with Edward,<br />
while starting from a place of<br />
(unhealthy) obsession, evolves into<br />
something that’s still obsessed (on<br />
both sides) but actually rather balanced<br />
between give-and-take. He<br />
may try to control her life, but she<br />
simply doesn’t let him.” Well step<br />
back, Mrs Pankhurst, there’s new<br />
money in town.<br />
Let me just hark back a bit here.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Twilight novels, for those of<br />
you who have been living on Mars<br />
(in a cave, with your eyes shut) tell<br />
the story of a girl, Bella, who falls<br />
in love with a vampire, Edward,<br />
whose only defining characteristics<br />
appear to be bouffant hair and<br />
an incurable thirst for her blood.<br />
Over the course of the series, the<br />
two argue interminably over Bella’s<br />
desire to be changed into a vampire<br />
so they can be together forever and<br />
make mixtapes of My Chemical<br />
Romance songs or whatever, whilst<br />
peppering their bickering with<br />
intermittent battles for their lives<br />
and scenes in which they compare<br />
themselves to Heathcliff and Cathy<br />
without, I’m fairly certain, even<br />
the most basic knowledge of what<br />
Wuthering Heights is about, who<br />
wrote it or where England is. Also,<br />
there are werewolves and everyone<br />
talks about their cars. All pretty<br />
clear so far. As far as Teen Fiction<br />
goes, Twilight exploded in a style<br />
unheard of since Harry Potter. <strong>The</strong><br />
books have sold over 100 million<br />
copies worldwide and three movies<br />
have already been made, with the<br />
final instalment set to be released<br />
in two parts. Twilight fans, or<br />
“Twi-hards”, are certainly not agespecific,<br />
ranging from preteens to<br />
the faintly disturbing “Twi-Moms”,<br />
who make me yearn for the days<br />
when nobody’s parents could even<br />
pronounce “Dumbledore”. Age<br />
discrepancies aside, however, there<br />
are still two incontrovertible facts<br />
to be gleaned about Twilight, the<br />
first being that its fan demographic<br />
is almost exclusively female and<br />
the second being that, whoever<br />
happens to have latched onto it, its<br />
target readership has always been<br />
teenaged girls.<br />
Teen fiction, as a genre, is endlessly<br />
problematic. <strong>The</strong> fact that<br />
the word “teen” can encompass<br />
anything from Upper Fourth to the<br />
end of university creates untold<br />
problems in terms of appropriacy<br />
and relatability and the highly<br />
gendered lines along which youth<br />
fiction is divided are certainly no<br />
help. Fiction aimed at those aged<br />
thirteen to nineteen is, as a general<br />
rule, aimed either at girls or at boys.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Alex Rider books and anything<br />
to do with sports or underpants are<br />
aimed at boys. Twilight is aimed at<br />
girls.<br />
Now, let’s wander back to that<br />
Empire article for a second. O’Hara<br />
claims that Bella Swan makes “wise<br />
decisions” and “follows her own<br />
path”, surely the founding tenets<br />
of feminism. This is, I should<br />
point out, the girl who obsesses<br />
so continually over her undead bf<br />
that she contemplates suicide when<br />
he leaves her; who is so near-mute<br />
in his presence that almost all her<br />
dialogue is followed by the words<br />
“I mumbled”; who allows him not<br />
infrequently to carry her around;<br />
who loses all interest in family and<br />
friends when in love; who tries to<br />
forgo college in the name of said<br />
love; who marries at age nineteen<br />
(oh yeah, spoilers); who has some<br />
seriously questionable violent sex<br />
afterwards; who gets pregnant<br />
with what I can only assume, from<br />
six-hundred pages of vomituous<br />
description, to be some kind of<br />
human incarnation of a Saw movie;<br />
who willingly has the thing; who<br />
loves it because she’s a lady and<br />
who waltzes off into the sunset with<br />
Saw baby and her Abusive Vampire<br />
Hottie like that’s all just how she<br />
rolls. Neat.<br />
O’Hara argues that “Feminists<br />
don’t - or shouldn’t - demand that<br />
every woman on screen live up<br />
to some feminist ideal when the<br />
population as a whole doesn’t”.<br />
Well, this I absolutely must contest<br />
when it comes to Teen fiction. A<br />
while ago, I wrote an article on<br />
how children’s books help fashion<br />
whoever we turn out to be and I<br />
would argue now that books aimed<br />
at teenagers carry just such a social<br />
responsibility. Admittedly, readers<br />
of thirteen up have a more rounded<br />
view of the world and a more fullydeveloped<br />
ability to interpret what<br />
they read, but the fact remains that<br />
at fourteen/fifteen, you’re a gibbering<br />
mess. Hormones, peer pressure<br />
and stress combine to create the<br />
Perfect Storm that is adolescence,<br />
and it is at this point more than<br />
ever that you start looking around<br />
for anything to latch onto that<br />
gives you a tangible identity. That’s<br />
why people become Goths (that’s<br />
why I joined Greek Myth Club).<br />
Literature, during adolescence, is a<br />
touchstone and Teen Literature is<br />
a means of searching for identity<br />
through relatable characters and<br />
issues. <strong>The</strong> importance of Twilight<br />
purveying a positive, empowering<br />
message for teenaged girls,<br />
however “idealised” O’Hara might<br />
think that, should consequently<br />
be pretty apparent. Teenaged girls<br />
are a vulnerable lot and frankly,<br />
the last thing they need is the most<br />
popular book in the world dangling<br />
a dream-scenario of perfect,<br />
vampire love over their heads as the<br />
way to opt out of a dreary life. Bella<br />
is made infinitely happier, prettier<br />
and more appealing by and marrying<br />
Edward, and if you have any<br />
problems with your sad teen life,<br />
then you should just get yourself<br />
a boyfriend too. One who carries<br />
you up stairs and fills in your<br />
Dartmouth applications, because<br />
it’s always best if you let the man<br />
take charge of the really important<br />
things, like college applications and<br />
motor skills (though obviously you<br />
don’t really want to go to college).<br />
Don’t worry if he slaps you around<br />
a bit, either, or randomly takes the<br />
engine out of your car – it’s only<br />
because he loves you. For all its<br />
inherent pull upon the sparkling<br />
escape fantasies of teenaged girls,<br />
Twilight is so woefully backward in<br />
its approach to essential teen issues<br />
that it is difficult to see how it could<br />
be more damaging. Opportunities<br />
to approach domestic violence, selfimage<br />
and suicide as anything but<br />
the trials of young love are sorely<br />
wasted, whilst abortion, as an issue,<br />
is as good as outright lambasted.<br />
An abusive boyfriend is presented<br />
as the absolute ideal (he sparkles,<br />
kids) and female characters are defined<br />
almost solely by the men who<br />
surround them.<br />
Bella Swan, for want of a better<br />
closing statement, is not a feminist.<br />
She’s a teenaged girl in dire need of<br />
a book to show her the way. And<br />
that book is most definitely not<br />
Twilight.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
E X T R A<br />
15<br />
Arts<br />
‘<strong>The</strong> Holloway Players have been upstaged’<br />
Thomas Mayo<br />
When the Holloway Players stand<br />
up to perform, they generally have<br />
no idea what they’re doing. By<br />
which I mean they won’t know<br />
what they’re doing until they’re<br />
doing it, and by then the spotlight<br />
is on and the show is in full swing.<br />
<strong>The</strong> compere gives them a game<br />
to play, the audience calls out a<br />
relationship, situation or location<br />
to adopt, and then they stand up in<br />
front of a minimum of 100 people<br />
and begin. And they’re bloody good<br />
at it.<br />
<strong>The</strong> shows themselves are a series<br />
of games, a la Whose Line is it<br />
Anyway; improvised comedy on<br />
tap. <strong>The</strong> society has been performing<br />
for several years now, doing a<br />
couple of shows each term, filling<br />
Tommy’s Bar on Thursday nights<br />
with a crowd of tipsy onlookers<br />
(yes, there will always be a bar).<br />
And now, after their sell-out first<br />
SU show in mid-January, they’re<br />
stepping it up, performing two or<br />
three times a month. <strong>The</strong>ir next<br />
show is on Feb 21st, which is soon,<br />
in case you were wondering. In fact,<br />
what you were more likely wondering<br />
is what exactly you’ll be getting<br />
when you buy your ticket – and<br />
trust me, you should buy one.<br />
What you’ll be getting is varied,<br />
unique, and kind of masochistic. In<br />
the eyes of the Players, every new<br />
way of making things more difficult<br />
for themselves is a new game. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
are games where they can’t speak<br />
and games where they can’t move.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re are games where three people<br />
must become one, or where one<br />
person ends up being four, games<br />
where they have to guess who their<br />
fellow improvisers are, or even who<br />
they themselves are, games that test<br />
their storytelling, acting, memory,<br />
mime, or which demand that they<br />
sing an improvised song (in tune)<br />
on the spot. And half the time, the<br />
slightest stumble from a performer<br />
will result in the entire audience<br />
yelling ‘die’ at them with tremendous<br />
vigour. And then there’s the<br />
strong likelihood that they’ll be<br />
asked to become the moon, or<br />
Pulls-Fishes-From-His-Armpits-<br />
Man, or simply the concept of<br />
taxidermy.<br />
Okay, guess who’s biased? You<br />
caught me, wily reader, I’ve been<br />
a RHUL Player for almost a year<br />
and a half now, and dammit I’m<br />
proud. Obviously, I can’t review<br />
myself, but I can review the rest of<br />
them. I am, as I’ve said, ‘biased’ but<br />
luckily, as I type, my aching hand<br />
reminds me of exactly why they’re<br />
so good. No, it’s nothing sexual.<br />
It’s just that we spend a minimum<br />
of 6 hours a week workshopping,<br />
discussing, practicing, and yet still,<br />
two days ago, I managed to bruise<br />
my hand through embarrassingly<br />
over-enthusiastic clapping, a wound<br />
which joins my three Player-caused<br />
scars (two heavy carpet burns and a<br />
stab wound) as a badge of honour. I<br />
still enter a state of unseemly mirth<br />
when a game begins, because it’s<br />
never the same thing twice, and<br />
these people are brilliant.<br />
And if that’s not enough in the<br />
way of critical acclaim, don’t worry,<br />
there’s a reason we’re mounting the<br />
main SU stage and putting on more<br />
shows than ever before. It’s partly<br />
that Tommy’s has started to be filled<br />
to capacity, partly that in all the<br />
time I’ve watched the Players there’s<br />
never been a bad show, but mostly<br />
that no-one at Royal Holloway, noone,<br />
dare I say, in the great county<br />
of Surrey, is quite so dedicated to<br />
making prats of themselves for<br />
your enjoyment. Of course, it helps<br />
that you, gentle reader/soon-to-beaudience-member,<br />
get to call out<br />
suggestions just to make our lives<br />
more ‘interesting’. But don’t worry,<br />
we can handle it.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Holloway Players have several<br />
shows coming up, their main<br />
performances being Feb 21st in<br />
Tommy’s, March 10th in Tommy’s<br />
(Free!), and March 22nd for their<br />
second SU Main Hall show.
Holloway View<br />
Please send in any photographs you’ve taken<br />
of scenes around campus, and we’ll print one<br />
or two in each edition. You can email your<br />
images to pictures@thefounder.co.uk - include<br />
“Holloway View” in the subject line and send<br />
them in the highest quality possible. Also,<br />
please include a few lines telling us a little bit<br />
about the photo and where you took it.<br />
Thomas Jackson sent us in this photo by the path<br />
to the Stumble Inn: “This shot I call “Vale of Sunlight.”<br />
It’s a beautiful image of the sun shining through the<br />
trees, which is set in a vale. Incidentally, the rays of the<br />
sun look almost like a veil, giving an interesting play<br />
on words.”<br />
My housemates stuck their heads into one of<br />
those flower-ball-light-things in ‘Imagine’ (the<br />
new Ikea-explosion under the Hub). Not for any<br />
photographic purpose; their reasoning was that<br />
“it’s almost some sort of, like, weird-trip-thing.”<br />
Bruce Asher
I took this photo on a rather rainy afternoon in Covent<br />
Garden Market. I had gone into a covered area beside St.<br />
Paul’s Church and turned back to capture people walking<br />
past the archway. This photo only happened because I<br />
clicked the shutter at exactly the moment the lady and the<br />
umbrella walked past. I was very lucky.<br />
Tamsin Bell
18 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
E X T R A<br />
Film<br />
Hannah Riekemann<br />
Disney, as in old Walt, has been a<br />
constant source of speculation as<br />
to whether he really is cryogenically<br />
frozen and if so, when he is<br />
going to make his re-appearance.<br />
One can almost hesitantly say that<br />
the return of the ‘proper’ Disney<br />
film was what many of us craved<br />
after years of, to be fair, rather good<br />
movies. I was horrified to learn that<br />
many people of our generation have<br />
never seen an old-school Disney,<br />
no 3-D CGI thank you very much!<br />
It is a shame especially as many of<br />
us regard Disney films as a corner<br />
stone and key developmental<br />
process that is as much a tool in<br />
class (comparing the 18thcentury<br />
to modern Disney characters) as<br />
well as an icebreaker at parties. As<br />
a firm champion of the better form,<br />
I was delighted when <strong>The</strong> Princess<br />
and the Frog came out last year and<br />
positively leaping with excitement<br />
when I learned of Disney’s newest<br />
venture Tangled.<br />
I was rather disappointed at first I<br />
must confess. <strong>The</strong> opening credits<br />
looked suspiciously like a touch of<br />
CGI had been added to the mix but<br />
then soon realised that the animator’s<br />
pencil drawings were visible.<br />
Phew! Tangled tells the story of<br />
Rapunzel, albeit a highly modified<br />
one, who is stolen away from her<br />
royal parents by an evil gypsy intent<br />
on using her hair for regeneration<br />
purposes. Sound familiar? On her<br />
18th birthday, Flynn Rider the thief<br />
Review: Tangled<br />
steals away into the tower to escape<br />
from Royal Forces and manages to<br />
get Rapunzel to escape with him<br />
so that she can view the Chinese<br />
lantern display. What ensues is the<br />
usual boy/girl dilemma complete<br />
with all the songs you could possibly<br />
ever want to sing along to.<br />
Indeed I must confess that I did try<br />
much to the amusement of the Flatmate<br />
who ended up patting me on<br />
the head before turning resolutely<br />
back to the screen. <strong>The</strong> dialogue<br />
is witty and incredibly sharp with<br />
laugh out loud moments that leave<br />
you gasping, tears running down<br />
the cheeks et al. It may not be a<br />
*****<br />
total Disney classic but it proves<br />
that Disney can create a winning<br />
formula without relying too heavily<br />
on Pixar for the extra bits. <strong>The</strong> plot<br />
relies on the old fairytale without<br />
trying to be ‘cool’ and including<br />
popular modern day references or<br />
songs that will date the film as was<br />
the case with Shrek. <strong>The</strong> revival<br />
of the fairytale for Disney’s 50th<br />
animation is ingenious and intelligent,<br />
returning to the classic story<br />
telling that made the studio famous.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y have carefully placed hooks at<br />
agreeable points so as to keep you<br />
entertained and the dam-busting<br />
sequence leaves your heart in your<br />
mouth; the fact that the characters<br />
are animation is of little consequence.<br />
Rapunzel, voiced by Mandy Moore,<br />
is the typical teenager, although<br />
she has never previously left her<br />
tower, and the see-sawing emotions<br />
she displays will be scarily familiar<br />
to those of us who had similar<br />
arguments with our parents. One<br />
slight niggle may be that Moore<br />
sometimes gives very little depth in<br />
certain scenes but this is swiftly rectified<br />
by the excellent Flynn Rider,<br />
Zachary Levi, who shows that the<br />
narcissistic thief does have a background<br />
that leaves one reaching<br />
for the Kleenex. We get characters<br />
who have a little heart and soul,<br />
returning to the classic Disney of<br />
yore. <strong>The</strong> real star of the film, in<br />
my opinion, is Rapunzel’s sidekick<br />
chameleon who picks up the slack<br />
left behind in the scenes and despite<br />
having no voice, proves to be<br />
the voice of reason; his expressions<br />
left me falling into my seat grasping<br />
my sides. You can almost see the<br />
spin-offs that this little chameleon<br />
will be getting soon. <strong>The</strong> evil gypsy<br />
is as dark as the villains of old and<br />
her regeneration, using Rapunzel’s<br />
hair, is as terrifying as Ursula in <strong>The</strong><br />
Little Mermaid.<br />
Now this may not prove to be a<br />
classic Disney film with proper<br />
old-school hand drawn animation,<br />
but it does show a link can be<br />
made between CGI and animation<br />
without losing the integrity of the<br />
story. I absolutely adored the film<br />
and would happily go and see it<br />
again and again. Embarrassingly I<br />
nigh on floated out of the cinema<br />
still singing the songs to myself and<br />
flicking my hair about; it makes<br />
every girl feel like a princess. I<br />
felt sorry for my Flatmate who<br />
trailed behind me watching with an<br />
amused stare as I joined the countless<br />
little girls who were similarly<br />
twirling about pretending to be<br />
Rapunzel. Tangled is seriously good<br />
fun and I would even go as far as to<br />
say a strong contender for winning<br />
in this season’s award ceremonies.<br />
All I can say is please go and see<br />
this film and remind yourself of<br />
believing in your dreams.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
E X T R A<br />
19<br />
Film<br />
<strong>The</strong> King’s Speech (insert pun<br />
here) at the BAFTAs<br />
Daniel Collard<br />
Film Editor<br />
...reigned supreme, rang out the<br />
loudest, was crowned ruler...<strong>The</strong>re’s<br />
a few to get you started. Whatever<br />
predictable tabloid headline you<br />
read, none will be exaggerating<br />
when they speak of the phenomenal<br />
award success of Tom Hooper’s<br />
film about King George VI’s<br />
struggle to overcome his speech<br />
impediment and his relationship<br />
with Lionel Logue, his Australian<br />
speech therapist. Having already<br />
been excellently reviewed in a<br />
previous edition of <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong>, I<br />
shall merely reiterate that this film<br />
is a very entertaining and moving<br />
tale of friendship, trust and<br />
responsibility. It came as no great<br />
surprise to myself, at any rate, that<br />
the film came close claiming a full<br />
house of the top awards – Hooper<br />
himself missing out to <strong>The</strong> Social<br />
Network’s David Fincher in the<br />
Best Director award. It picked up<br />
the coveted Best Film gong, as well<br />
as the Outstanding British Film,<br />
Best Original Screenplay, and Best<br />
Original Music awards, while Colin<br />
Firth, Geoffrey Rush and Helena<br />
Bonham-Carter won the Best Actor,<br />
Best Supporting Actor and Best<br />
Supporting Actress awards respectively.<br />
All in all, a pretty good night<br />
for them, then.<br />
Yet what might the cynics make<br />
of this near white wash? Might<br />
BAFTA have been buttering-up <strong>The</strong><br />
King’s Speech for a less Anglophilic<br />
reception at the Oscars? It would<br />
make sense to beef up the film’s<br />
critical credentials in the hope of<br />
it following in Slumdog Millionaire’s<br />
footsteps and beating a host<br />
of noteworthy films to the king of<br />
all little gold men. Especially when<br />
considering that many of the other<br />
big contenders will be going into<br />
the ceremony with other less grand<br />
but still impressive BAFTA awards,<br />
while <strong>The</strong> King’s Speech (and remember,<br />
I’m only being a hypothetical<br />
cynic here) will not have the<br />
benefit of a British bias. <strong>The</strong> Social<br />
Network left the BAFTAs with the<br />
Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay<br />
and Best Editing awards under<br />
its belt, and was one of a number<br />
of films that beat <strong>The</strong> King’s Speech<br />
to a ‘lower-tier’ award. This might<br />
suggest that, while the performances<br />
of the film and the quality<br />
of the dialogue outshone all others<br />
in British cinemas in the last year,<br />
it may not pack as much of a solid<br />
punch Stateside when it comes to<br />
be a fully-rounded film that ticks<br />
the boxes on all levels.<br />
Now, I personally think that incredible<br />
performances can/should<br />
be enough to win a film the top<br />
award at the Oscars – <strong>The</strong>re Will Be<br />
Blood, for example, being just one<br />
of the films robbed of this award<br />
despite its lead, Daniel Day-Lewis,<br />
receiving the Best Actor trophy.<br />
Yet I wonder whether or not <strong>The</strong><br />
King’s Speech will lose something<br />
in the translation. At the core of the<br />
film lies an arguably universally applicable<br />
relationship story between<br />
two phenomenal actors, but I<br />
think certain facets of the struggle<br />
(such as the begrudging equality<br />
imposed on a member of the the<br />
British Royal Family by an Antipodean<br />
immigrant) might well not<br />
completely come across. And even<br />
if they do, I fear that an American<br />
audience may subconsciously side<br />
with the ‘oppressed colonial’ – as<br />
Mel Gibson has encouraged time<br />
and again in ham-fisted style with<br />
Braveheart, <strong>The</strong> Patriot, etc – which<br />
may undermine the classless beauty<br />
of their friendship. It is not a victory<br />
of one over another, but their<br />
joint victory of what makes them<br />
different.<br />
Of course, I may be talking utter<br />
rubbish (again, not saying that I<br />
actually believe it in the first place)<br />
and <strong>The</strong> King’s Speech may clean<br />
up across the pond as convincingly<br />
as it has over here. Perhaps the only<br />
reason I’m voicing a hypothesis<br />
towards the contrary is because<br />
I’m hoping someone beats Helena<br />
Bonham-Carter to the award so<br />
we can avoid her giving another<br />
long, drawn-out, dull-as-dishwater<br />
speech.
20 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
E X T R A<br />
Music<br />
Review: Hereafter<br />
Music News<br />
Johanna Svensson<br />
David Bowman<br />
Music Editor<br />
*<br />
<strong>The</strong> story sounded interesting and<br />
with Clint Eastwood in the director’s<br />
seat and Matt Damon as one<br />
of the main characters, my hopes<br />
were, if not high, then at least above<br />
rug-level. Hereafter has received<br />
good reviews and having seen all<br />
the good ones, I thought I might as<br />
well. We follow the three protagonists:<br />
Cécile de France as a French<br />
journalist who falls victim to the<br />
2005 tsunami but survives; Frankie<br />
McLaren as a young boy who loses<br />
his twin brother in an accident; and<br />
finally Matt Damon, an ex-psychic<br />
who struggles to reconcile with<br />
his rare ability of communicating<br />
with the dead. In the first three<br />
quarters of the film, the audience is<br />
shown how the three characters all<br />
interact with death on some level<br />
and consequently their fight to deal<br />
with the inevitability of it. Hereafter<br />
is in essence built up by two<br />
hours of backstory and half an hour<br />
introduction to the plot. And then<br />
the film ends. As the lights came on<br />
I looked at my companion with a<br />
slight, no make that considerable,<br />
frown. I felt cheated, but was in all<br />
honesty quite happy to finally get<br />
out of there. Where was the story?!<br />
<strong>The</strong> only reason Hereafter gets one<br />
star rather than a minus with a<br />
huge exclamation mark following it<br />
is because of the believable special<br />
effects and excellent cinematography.<br />
Other than that, there is not<br />
much else to praise. With poor<br />
acting from all – even Damon<br />
(who seems to doing little else but<br />
stuffing himself with food throughout<br />
the film)! – and a huge lack of<br />
connecting story. Each character’s<br />
story could have provided enough<br />
material for an individual (and<br />
rather interesting) film, but when<br />
they are all crammed together into<br />
one they became superficial and<br />
insignificant. As a consequence,<br />
I quite frankly struggled to give a<br />
damn about any of them. If you’re<br />
making a film about depressed<br />
people, at least make sure they’re<br />
interesting enough.<br />
Hereafter is not only a waste of<br />
time, it is a waste of time you will<br />
regret. Eastwood’s work is possibly<br />
one of the most pointless films I,<br />
at least, have had the displeasure<br />
to watch. With huge potential for<br />
banging and heart-stirring plot, it<br />
never fires off, or even moves in any<br />
direction at all.<br />
Big news! By the time you read this,<br />
Radiohead will have bestowed their<br />
eighth album, <strong>The</strong> King of Limbs<br />
(which they have described as the<br />
world’s first ever newspaper album)<br />
upon the world. What that exactly<br />
means will become clear to those<br />
who shell out thirty pounds to get<br />
the very collectible physical copy of<br />
the album, which ships in May.<br />
Following LCD Soundsystem’s<br />
announcement that they will be<br />
disbanding, the band confirmed<br />
that they will be playing a farewell<br />
concert at Madison Square Garden.<br />
However, most of the tickets for<br />
the event were acquired by scalpers,<br />
prompting front man James<br />
Murphy to post a very angry rant<br />
on the band’s website that is well<br />
worth a read, before scheduling a<br />
further string of gigs at Manhattan’s<br />
Terminal 5.<br />
In other saddening news, <strong>The</strong><br />
White Stripes have announced that<br />
they too will be breaking up following<br />
this message on their website:<br />
“<strong>The</strong> reason is not due to artistic<br />
differences or lack of wanting to<br />
continue, nor any health issues<br />
as both Meg and Jack are feeling<br />
fine and in good health. It is for<br />
a myriad of reasons, but mostly<br />
to preserve what is beautiful and<br />
special about the band and have<br />
it stay that way.” Jack White will,<br />
however, be appearing on Gnarls<br />
Barkley-producer Danger Mouse’s<br />
upcoming spaghetti western concept<br />
album Rome, which will also<br />
feature contributions from Norah<br />
Jones and some of the musicians<br />
that appeared on the original<br />
soundtracks to Once Upon a Time<br />
in the West and <strong>The</strong> Good, the Bad<br />
and the Ugly.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Strokes have released the first<br />
single from their upcoming album<br />
Angles, entitled ‘Under Cover of<br />
Darkness’ and have also unveiled<br />
the album art for the record. I will<br />
be taking bets as to whether the album<br />
will turn out to be even worse<br />
than the album art.<br />
More information has emerged<br />
about Spike Jonze’s film Scenes<br />
from the Suburbs, which is a<br />
companion piece to the Arcade Fire<br />
album <strong>The</strong> Suburbs. It will reportedly<br />
be a 30 minute film about a<br />
group of suburban teenagers whose<br />
town is controlled and torn apart<br />
by the military. Artsy. <strong>The</strong> excellent<br />
video for the album’s title track<br />
was described as being effectively a<br />
trailer for the film.<br />
This year’s Grammys illustrated<br />
how indie music is fast becoming<br />
accepted by the mainstream, with<br />
wins by <strong>The</strong> Black Keys, Danger<br />
Mouse, <strong>The</strong> White Stripes, <strong>The</strong><br />
Roots and, most notably, Arcade<br />
Fire, winning the award for best<br />
album for <strong>The</strong> Suburbs, somehow<br />
beating competition from popgiants<br />
Eminem, Lady Gaga and<br />
Katy Perry.<br />
Immediately afterwards, Kanye<br />
West tweeted what we were all<br />
thinking: ‘#Arcade fire!!!!!!!!!! <strong>The</strong>re<br />
is hope!!! I feel like we all won<br />
when something like this happens!<br />
FUCKING AWESOME!’
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
E X T R A<br />
21<br />
Music<br />
Review: James Blake, James Blake<br />
David Bowman<br />
I’ll confess that I was more than a<br />
little surprised when I heard that<br />
James Blake had placed second on<br />
the BBC’s Sound of 2011 poll, although<br />
based on his superb output<br />
last year (releasing no fewer than<br />
3 excellent EP’s of material) it was<br />
in no way undeserved. <strong>The</strong> reason<br />
for my surprise is that Blake’s music<br />
only rarely flirts with accessibility,<br />
creating sparse electronic landscapes<br />
that are the logical progression<br />
from the kind of things that<br />
Burial was doing a few years ago<br />
before Dubstep was anywhere<br />
near to being a household name.<br />
But then, can James Blake even be<br />
considered Dubstep?<br />
<strong>The</strong> first half of the record largely<br />
consists of electronic tracks that<br />
shudder and twitch through a series<br />
of paranoid movements that create<br />
a remarkable sense of claustrophobia<br />
despite the amount of negative<br />
space dictated by the record’s inherent<br />
minimalism. <strong>The</strong> middle of the<br />
record contains the superb ‘Lindesfarne<br />
parts I&II’ which begins<br />
solely with Blake’s voice through a<br />
vocoder and is very reminiscent of<br />
Bon Iver’s autotuned track ‘Woods’<br />
(the same track that is sampled at<br />
the conclusion of Kanye West’s latest<br />
album) and then in the second<br />
part adds an acoustic guitar and a<br />
touch of drums, transitioning the<br />
album into a much more relaxed<br />
and open space. Immediately<br />
following this comes the heavily<br />
circulated Feist cover ‘Limit to Your<br />
Love’, which starts as a standard<br />
piano ballad but then adds a speaker-damaging<br />
bass line which comes<br />
off as abrasive following the mellow<br />
track that precedes it. This is one<br />
of many subtle moments where the<br />
sequencing of the album is shown<br />
to be of the utmost importance, as<br />
Blake is able to maintain absolute<br />
control over the listener through<br />
his attention to dynamics.<br />
<strong>The</strong> latter section of the album<br />
is made up of piano ballads with<br />
minimal vocal or instrumental<br />
distortions that, although they<br />
initially come off as unremarkable,<br />
unveil themselves as deep and<br />
complex entities that are, in a sense,<br />
self-contained from the rest of the<br />
record. On the occasions when the<br />
vocals are manipulated, it is to raise<br />
the pitch of Blake’s voice, giving<br />
it an almost feminine quality and<br />
creating the illusion that Blake is<br />
singing call and response in a duet<br />
with himself.<br />
James Blake proves to be a truly<br />
remarkable and unique record<br />
that is the culmination of the work<br />
begun by Thom Yorke and <strong>The</strong> xx<br />
in the way it can make minimalism<br />
sound vast, but it is utterly original<br />
in the sense that the core of the album<br />
seems not to be based around<br />
electronica or Dubstep, rather<br />
than jazz as (pardon the cliché) the<br />
sounds that Blake doesn’t make are<br />
often more important than the ones<br />
he does.<br />
Thanks to the BBC, it’s almost inevitable<br />
that Blake will be critically<br />
lauded throughout the year and it<br />
would seem inconceivable that he<br />
wouldn’t receive a Mercury nomination<br />
at the very least.<br />
Artists You May Not Know #1<br />
James Chance & <strong>The</strong> Contortions<br />
Sel Bulut<br />
I’m not sure when the words ‘experimental’<br />
and ‘difficult’ became synonymous,<br />
but when James Chance<br />
& <strong>The</strong> Contortions released their<br />
debut LP Buy in 1979, ‘avant-garde’<br />
was still a phrase with meaning.<br />
Buy is the first album that comes on<br />
after listening to the James Blake LP<br />
on iTunes and within the first ten<br />
seconds of its opening track ‘Design<br />
To Kill’, I’ve already forgotten how<br />
the previous forty minutes actually<br />
sounded. This isn’t to say anything<br />
particularly bad about Blake’s record,<br />
but on a personal level, it does<br />
none of the things that give me the<br />
most enjoyment from music. <strong>The</strong>se<br />
things happen to be everything <strong>The</strong><br />
Contortions encapsulate – rhythm,<br />
genuine experimentalism and most<br />
importantly fun – and at no point<br />
does it make for ‘difficult’ listening.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Contortions were key players<br />
in New York’s no wave movement, a<br />
ridiculously fertile period of musical<br />
history that spawned some of<br />
the most influential sounds of the<br />
modern age. Whereas punk was<br />
based on the notion of a musician<br />
knowing three chords, many no<br />
wave artists knew nothing, people<br />
that literally couldn’t play an instrument<br />
making stripped down, atonal<br />
jams driven by hypnotic repetition<br />
and texture rather than melody. A<br />
lot of no wave betrayed influence<br />
– it owed itself to no music before<br />
it and wouldn’t fit into any style or<br />
genre.<br />
Critics and musos will argue for<br />
hours over who was no wave and<br />
who wasn’t and it’s easier not to get<br />
involved in defining it too rigidly.<br />
What might be easier is to consider<br />
no wave as a movement that was<br />
part of a larger upsurge in experimental<br />
music in New York during<br />
the late 1970s and early 1980s.<br />
Whilst on paper this sounds like a<br />
bunch of pretentious kids making<br />
noisy, experimental drones (and,<br />
admittedly, some of it was) plenty<br />
of stuff from this period was as fun<br />
as it gets.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Contortions were amongst<br />
these. First formed in 1977, the<br />
group differed from many no wave<br />
acts insofar as that James Chance<br />
demanded some level of skill from<br />
its members. Originally known for<br />
their aggressive and confrontational<br />
live performances, it was after appearing<br />
on Brian Eno’s seminal No<br />
New York compilation in 1978 that<br />
they gained the most recognition.<br />
No New York was a compilation<br />
of four no wave artists operating<br />
in New York in the late 70s that,<br />
whilst a decent document in itself,<br />
has sadly meant that many other<br />
no wave artists have been forgotten<br />
about. Whilst this newfound<br />
recognition could have been the<br />
beginning of something excellent, it<br />
was sadly not to be, with <strong>The</strong> Contortions’<br />
original lineup splitting<br />
by 1980. James Chance continued<br />
with his own funk project, James<br />
White & <strong>The</strong> Blacks, whilst founding<br />
member Pat Place formed the<br />
excellently groovy post-punk act<br />
Bush Tetras and the rest of the band<br />
became the now-forgotten Raybeats.<br />
What <strong>The</strong> Contortions left behind<br />
is unlike anything before or<br />
since. This is best summarised by<br />
their ‘hit’, the underground classic<br />
‘Contort Yourself ’, a four-minute<br />
stomper based on a simple repetitious<br />
funk groove, discordant guitar<br />
work and free-jazz saxophones<br />
riding over the top whilst James<br />
Chance’s nutso James Brown impersonation<br />
commands us to ‘contort<br />
yourself one time! Contort yourself<br />
two times! Contort yourself three<br />
times!’ before descending into<br />
wolf-like howls. <strong>The</strong> song hangs<br />
together on a thread, powered by<br />
raw energetic rhythm.<br />
Whilst Buy was a discordant jazz<br />
trip, James Chance’s second album<br />
was a bizarre disco-funk odyssey.<br />
<strong>The</strong> album, called Off White and<br />
released under the James White<br />
& <strong>The</strong> Blacks moniker, actually<br />
came out on the same day as Buy<br />
and contained a disco reworking<br />
of ‘Contort Yourself ’ by pioneering<br />
pop producer August Darnell of<br />
Kid Creole & <strong>The</strong> Coconuts fame,<br />
a re-version complete with female<br />
backing vocals and a defined fourto-the-floor<br />
kickdrum beat.<br />
James Chance still releases music<br />
to this day, with his most recent<br />
release, ‘Incorrigible’, coming out as<br />
recently as last May on NY-based<br />
label Rong Music (as an aside, Liv<br />
Spencer and DJ Spun provided<br />
an acid-tinged remix of the song<br />
which, for what it’s worth, was<br />
probably the most fantastic piece of<br />
club music to have been released in<br />
2010). He also performs live, sometimes<br />
in a jazz trio, sometimes with<br />
the reformed Contortions and, if it’s<br />
in Europe, with his backing band<br />
‘Les Contortions’. And despite the<br />
fact that he must be about two hundred<br />
years old by now, he’s still got<br />
it – in an interview with Resident<br />
Advisor, tastemaking selector JG<br />
Wilkes described his performance<br />
at Glasgow’s legendary Optimoclubnight:<br />
“James Chance was searching<br />
around for his reed and his false<br />
teeth fell down his saxophone”.
22 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
E X T R A<br />
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Studying for that exam in Bedford library, running for a lecture in<br />
the Windsor building, grabbing a coffee in Café Jules or sipping<br />
a cocktail in Medicine...love can strike at anytime at Royal<br />
Holloway. Email lovestruck@thefounder.co.uk and tell me a little<br />
bit about the gorgeous girl or super-hot guy who you just can’t<br />
stop thinking about since your chance encounter about campus.<br />
Let me play cupid and help you find your true love...or crush!<br />
To the sexy Indian guy who<br />
sits in Crosslands most days<br />
with the Russian girl. I was<br />
wondering if you’re still<br />
single? I love your caring<br />
eyes and the hair that protrudes<br />
from the top of your<br />
low cut shirt. Wanna go for<br />
a drink sometime?<br />
SEXY SECRET ADMIRER<br />
To the guy I always see<br />
wandering around the South<br />
Quad at odd hours dressed<br />
up like Bertie Wooster.<br />
Either you’re a freak, a time<br />
traveller or just incredibly<br />
pretentious but whatever<br />
the case, I like it.<br />
Cocktails and a night on the<br />
town?<br />
FLAPPER GIRL AT HEART<br />
You were the girl who fell<br />
down the Union stairs last<br />
Friday.<br />
I was the guy laughing and<br />
pointing.<br />
I feel no remorse.<br />
GUY WITHOUT ENOUGH<br />
TO DO<br />
To the girl on my corridor<br />
who’s spent the last week<br />
wailing to her friends about<br />
being dumped so early in the<br />
year.<br />
Frankly, you seem a bit<br />
clingy for my taste, but Valentine’s<br />
Day’s been and gone<br />
and I’m desperate.<br />
GUY IN REID B – COME<br />
ROUND ANY TIME<br />
I’m the girl with the long red<br />
hair, you’re the freckly guy<br />
with glasses. We’ve been<br />
exchanging looks in Bedford<br />
library all year – last week<br />
you even lent me a pen.<br />
Are you ever going to ask<br />
me out, or do I have to do<br />
all the work myself?<br />
GIRL WHO HONESTLY<br />
DOESN’T BITE<br />
Girl with the stunning green<br />
eyes who gave me directions<br />
to the Queen’s Annexe<br />
the other day. I sort<br />
of knew where the Queen’s<br />
Annexe was – I just wanted<br />
an excuse to talk to you.<br />
Want to give me directions<br />
to Medicine one night?<br />
TALL ASIAN GUY IN THE<br />
BLACK JUMPER<br />
To the dark-haired guy who I<br />
think tried to contact me in<br />
the last edition.<br />
Yes, I so bat for your team.<br />
I’m just not entirely sure<br />
how to find you.<br />
BLONDE GUY WEARING<br />
THE LIGHT BLUE HOODIE<br />
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
College offers £2 million in scholarships<br />
Royal Holloway has made a commitment<br />
to offer more than 120 scholarships<br />
and awards, worth a total of<br />
£2million, to support postgraduate<br />
students over the next three years. <strong>The</strong><br />
scholarships are being offered to outstanding<br />
students for PhD and Masters<br />
degrees as part of the College’s continuing<br />
investment in postgraduate<br />
research.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Principal, Professor Paul Layzell,<br />
said: “In the six months since I joined<br />
Royal Holloway I have been extremely<br />
impressed by the range and depth of<br />
research taking place across all three<br />
faculties. <strong>The</strong> Times Higher Education<br />
World Rankings has placed Royal Holloway<br />
88th in the world for the quality<br />
of our research and I believe it is vital<br />
that we continue to invest in our exceptional<br />
young scholars who will be<br />
the future leaders of their field.”<br />
He added: “Despite the news of<br />
cuts in higher education, we have<br />
continuing support from the Research<br />
Councils, along with funding from our<br />
partnerships with industry, business<br />
and charities and government organisations.<br />
We are able to offer a vibrant<br />
and supportive research environment<br />
and would welcome applications from<br />
students who believe they can help<br />
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keep Royal Holloway at the leading<br />
edge of research.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> College awards will support<br />
research taking place in centres of<br />
established research excellence across<br />
the faculties of Arts, Science and History<br />
and Social Sciences.<br />
For more information visit: http://<br />
www.rhul.ac.uk/studyhere/fundingforstudents.asp<br />
23<br />
Safety comes first<br />
As you may have seen from the<br />
recent crime mapping statistics that<br />
were published Egham and Englefield<br />
Green remain extremely safe areas in<br />
comparison to the rest of the UK and<br />
Surrey as a whole one of the safest<br />
counties. Nonetheless the College<br />
and Students’ Union continue to view<br />
student safety and security as a high<br />
priority subject and are keen to regularly<br />
emphasise advice on keeping as<br />
safe as you can at all times.<br />
Modern humans left Africa much earlier<br />
than thought, new artefacts reveal<br />
A team of scientists, including Dr<br />
Simon Armitage from the Department<br />
of Geography at Royal Holloway, have<br />
rejected the existing view that modern<br />
humans left Africa around 70,000<br />
years ago. <strong>The</strong>ir discovery of ancient<br />
artefacts reveal that humans left<br />
Africa at least 50,000 years earlier than<br />
previously suggested and were, in fact,<br />
present in eastern Arabia as early as<br />
125,000 years ago.<br />
<strong>The</strong>se ‘anatomically modern’ humans<br />
– you and me – had evolved in<br />
Africa about 200,000 years ago and<br />
It is important for no one to become<br />
complacent about crime and to ensure<br />
that students keep both themselves<br />
and their possessions safe and secure.<br />
Everyone needs to make an effort to<br />
diminish any risk to themselves and<br />
by following these simple suggestions<br />
you can avoid becoming a victim of<br />
crime: Try to avoid walking home<br />
alone during the hours of darkness<br />
and make use of the College bus<br />
service, the SU non-res bus or a local<br />
subsequently populated the rest of the<br />
world. “<strong>The</strong>se findings will stimulate a<br />
re-evaluation of the means by which<br />
modern humans became a global species,”<br />
says Dr Armitage.<br />
<strong>The</strong> new study, published in the<br />
journal Science, reports findings from<br />
an eight year archaeological excavation<br />
at Jebel Faya in the United Arab<br />
Emirates.<br />
<strong>The</strong> researchers analysed the Palaeolithic<br />
stone tools found at the site<br />
and discovered that they were technologically<br />
similar to tools produced by<br />
reputable taxi firm. If you do have to<br />
walk home at night, try walking with<br />
a small group, keeping to the main<br />
well lit roads where possible and don’t<br />
be tempted into taking short cuts<br />
through dark alleyways or the cemetery.<br />
Always remain vigilant and don’t<br />
be caught out by listening to your iPod<br />
– headphones can make you vulnerable<br />
and miss behaviour which may be<br />
untoward or suspicious.<br />
We suggest all students carry a<br />
personal safety alarm with them, as<br />
an added safety measure, to use in an<br />
emergency situation. <strong>The</strong>se can be<br />
collected from the Support & Advisory<br />
Services Helpdesk in <strong>Founder</strong>’s West<br />
early modern humans in east Africa,<br />
but very different from those produced<br />
to the north, in the Levant and<br />
the mountains of Iran. This suggested<br />
that early modern humans migrated<br />
into Arabia directly from Africa and not<br />
via the Nile Valley and the Near East as<br />
is usually suggested.<br />
Dr Armitage calculated the age<br />
of the stone tools using a technique<br />
called luminescence dating. His ages<br />
revealed that modern humans were<br />
at Jebel Faya by around 125,000 years<br />
ago, immediately after the period in<br />
or from FW 170. Store telephone<br />
numbers of College Security (01784<br />
443063) and Surrey Police (0845 125<br />
2222) into your phone in case you<br />
need them or pick up an emergency<br />
numbers wallet card from Support &<br />
Advisory Services or College Security.<br />
If you would like to discuss personal<br />
safety issues please email Support-<br />
AndAdvisory@rhul.ac.uk or SecurityRHUL@rhul.ac.uk<br />
or speak to the<br />
Police Safer Neighbourhood team at<br />
one of their campus surgeries in the<br />
SU.<br />
More advice on personal safety can<br />
be found online at www.rhul.ac.uk/forstudents/support/personalsafety.aspx<br />
which the Bab al-Mandab seaway and<br />
Nejd Plateau were passable. He said:<br />
“Archaeology without ages is like a<br />
jigsaw with the interlocking edges<br />
removed – you have lots of individual<br />
pieces of information but you can’t<br />
fit them together to produce the big<br />
picture,” he says. “At Jebel Faya, the<br />
ages reveal a fascinating picture in<br />
which modern humans migrated out<br />
of Africa much earlier than previously<br />
thought, helped by global fluctuations<br />
in sea-level and climate change in the<br />
Arabian peninsula.”
24 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Hypochondria:<br />
a health condition<br />
in its own right.<br />
Kate Brook<br />
Features Editor<br />
No one gets through life without<br />
a health scare. Everyone knows<br />
what it is to rush to the doctor in<br />
a panic, or to scour self-diagnosis<br />
websites with bated breath and<br />
sweaty palms. After a trip to the<br />
doctor, however, and perhaps a test<br />
or two, the majority of us go back<br />
to everyday life and forget all about<br />
it. But some do not. Some cannot.<br />
Some remain so convinced that<br />
their symptoms are the sign of a<br />
terminal disease that no amount of<br />
reassurance can convince them otherwise;<br />
others are so scared of what<br />
their doctor might say that they are<br />
unable to make an appointment in<br />
the first place. Hypochondria, now<br />
known as health anxiety or illness<br />
phobia, is frequently dismissed as<br />
needless fretting, a trivial concern<br />
of the neurotic and the self-absorbed.<br />
But in reality it is a genuine,<br />
disabling psychological condition,<br />
and it can have a devastating effect<br />
on a sufferer’s ability to lead a<br />
happy and fulfilling life.<br />
When I was sixteen, I spent the<br />
best part of a year convinced I was<br />
dying of multiple sclerosis. It began<br />
when I watched ‘Hilary and Jackie’,<br />
the biopic of the legendary cellist<br />
Jacqueline du Pré, whose career was<br />
cut short by MS when she was in<br />
her twenties and who died of the<br />
disease at the age of 42, fourteen<br />
years after it was diagnosed. By the<br />
end of the film, du Pré, played by<br />
Emily Watson, is confined to her<br />
bed, unable to control a single muscle<br />
in her body and dependent on<br />
carers to feed, wash and dress her.<br />
It was perhaps not a wise film<br />
choice for someone with a chronic<br />
fear of disease. But I didn’t think<br />
of that. I just thought it was a good<br />
film, so I watched it again, and<br />
again, and as I watched it, something<br />
happened in my brain. In<br />
the weeks that followed, I began to<br />
wonder if I wasn’t exhibiting some<br />
of the same symptoms du Pré had<br />
experienced in the early stages<br />
of her illness. <strong>The</strong> tired feeling I<br />
sometimes had in my legs, especially<br />
when I climbed stairs – did it<br />
mean something was wrong with<br />
me? My hands trembled sometimes<br />
too – should I be worried? <strong>The</strong><br />
tingling sensation I occasionally felt<br />
in my back made me uneasy, as did<br />
the muscle palpitations that seemed<br />
to be occurring with increasing<br />
frequency. My concern rapidly<br />
turned into fear. Before long I was<br />
convinced that something terrible<br />
was happening to my body.<br />
Panicking, I googled ‘multiple<br />
sclerosis’. Reading the lists of<br />
symptoms brought me out in a<br />
cold sweat; those I had not already<br />
noticed I began looking for obsessively.<br />
After reading that uncontrollable<br />
head or tongue movements<br />
were always cause for serious<br />
concern, I found myself in front of<br />
the mirror, examining my tongue<br />
for signs of abnormal movement. I<br />
scrutinised my hands and panicked<br />
over the slightest tremor. I held<br />
my arms and legs in strenuous,<br />
unnatural positions and told myself<br />
that any resulting pain or muscle<br />
fatigue was evidence of something<br />
sinister. I even watched my shadow<br />
for twitches and shakes. It comes as<br />
no surprise to me now to learn that<br />
health anxiety is often classified<br />
within the Obsessive Compulsive<br />
spectrum of anxiety disorders.<br />
According to Terri Torevell of the<br />
charity Anxiety UK, some sufferers<br />
of health anxiety will go to their<br />
doctor ‘countless times’. Negative<br />
test results and verbal reassurance<br />
from medical professionals do<br />
nothing to quell their fears. Others,<br />
like me, are the opposite – they<br />
avoid doctors because they are too<br />
afraid to face up to the diagnosis<br />
they believe to be inevitable.<br />
I didn’t just avoid telling my<br />
doctor – I avoided telling anyone<br />
at all. For months, I kept my fears<br />
to myself. I longed for the reassurance<br />
doctors had offered me in<br />
the past, but I didn’t for a moment<br />
believe I would get it. <strong>The</strong>re was so<br />
obviously something wrong with<br />
me, I thought, that anyone I told<br />
would have no option but share<br />
my concern. Whenever I considered<br />
going to my GP I imagined<br />
her recommending, with a grim<br />
expression, that I go to hospital for<br />
further tests, and I simply couldn’t<br />
bring myself to make the appointment.<br />
However miserable they were<br />
making me, I preferred to live with<br />
my fears than risk having them<br />
validated.<br />
Had it occurred to me at any<br />
point that I might be suffering from<br />
an anxiety disorder rather than an<br />
actual physical condition, I would<br />
undoubtedly have been able to<br />
move on much quicker than I did.<br />
Seeking help might have opened<br />
my eyes to the fact that being<br />
‘healthy’ doesn’t necessarily mean<br />
being entirely pain or sensationfree,<br />
and crucially, to the possibility<br />
that my constant state of fear might<br />
not just have been the result, but<br />
the cause of the symptoms I was<br />
experiencing.<br />
‘Anxiety produces very real physical<br />
symptoms,’ says Torevell. ‘With<br />
people suffering from health anxiety,<br />
they misinterpret these normal<br />
physical reactions to anxiety, and<br />
believe them to be signs of their<br />
feared illness.<br />
‘One of the things we often say<br />
to people on the helpline, when<br />
they’re calling in the throes of a<br />
panic attack, is that nobody has<br />
ever died from a panic attack,’ she<br />
continues. ‘<strong>The</strong> worst thing that<br />
can happen to them is already<br />
happening. And panic attacks and<br />
prolonged anxiety cannot go on<br />
forever. It has its ebbs and flows, it<br />
has peaks and troughs and it will<br />
ease eventually.’<br />
Calling a helpline such as this<br />
might have saved me months of<br />
misery. Instead, I let my fear take<br />
over my life. It cast a shadow over<br />
everything I did. I couldn’t bear<br />
to think about the future – about<br />
going to university, or starting a<br />
career, or travelling the world –<br />
because I didn’t believe I would<br />
live that long. I was plagued by a<br />
constant, nagging worry, which regularly<br />
escalated into panic. Sometimes<br />
I was so scared I couldn’t<br />
think straight. <strong>The</strong>re was no respite,<br />
no situation in which I could feel at<br />
ease. I simply could not escape it.<br />
Eventually, when I could stand<br />
it no longer, I told my mother<br />
everything. Just talking to someone<br />
made me felt better, although it by<br />
no means solved everything. But as<br />
the days and weeks went by, I found<br />
myself feeling more relaxed. I began<br />
considering the possibility that my<br />
symptoms were nothing more than<br />
my body telling me to do some<br />
exercise. <strong>The</strong> less I worried, the less<br />
I noticed them. Gradually, they<br />
disappeared altogether, taking my<br />
anxiety with them.<br />
But my experience with health<br />
anxiety has left its mark. Even now,<br />
five years later, I avoid reading,<br />
watching or listening to anything<br />
that so much as mentions multiple<br />
sclerosis, and while I don’t fear it<br />
like I did, I do fear the appearance<br />
of some new and unmistakable<br />
symptom. I fear the blind panic<br />
that will inevitably ensue. I fear the<br />
sinking feeling, the cold sweat, the<br />
rising heart rate. Most of all, I fear<br />
the possibility that next time, my<br />
worries will be justified.<br />
Health anxiety is not trivial, and<br />
nor is it comic. It can ruin people’s<br />
lives. It ruined a good few months<br />
of mine, and I am fully aware that<br />
it might do so again. But next time,<br />
at least, I will know that I am not<br />
alone, and that help is out there,<br />
and that I do not have to suffer in<br />
silence.<br />
Anxiety UK is the nation’s<br />
leading anxiety disorders charity.<br />
Advice and support for sufferers of<br />
conditions including agoraphobia,<br />
post traumatic stress disorder and<br />
social phobia can be found at www.<br />
anxietyuk.org.uk, or by calling the<br />
helpline on 08444 775 774. Lines<br />
are open Monday to Friday between<br />
9.30 and 5.30. All members<br />
of staff have personal experience<br />
with anxiety.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Features<br />
25<br />
<strong>Menswear</strong>:<br />
coming out of the<br />
shadows<br />
When there is so<br />
much to shout and<br />
be excited about in<br />
men’s fashion, I often<br />
wonder why there<br />
are not more people<br />
shouting and getting<br />
excited. To an extent,<br />
I am probably pandering<br />
to my deepest<br />
insecurity that menswear<br />
is not as valued<br />
as it should be. However,<br />
the simple fact<br />
is that menswear is<br />
constantly overshadowed<br />
by its opposite<br />
– womenswear.<br />
Yes, it’s true, the<br />
so-called more<br />
artistically beautiful<br />
womenswear far<br />
outshines menswear,<br />
which is viewed as<br />
a more boring and<br />
subdued spectacle.<br />
<strong>The</strong> simplest way to<br />
analyse the difference<br />
between the two<br />
is to glance at the<br />
press coverage and<br />
celebrity turnouts<br />
during their fashion<br />
weeks; menswear<br />
will have very little of both, while<br />
womenswear will have an abundance<br />
of both. <strong>The</strong> feeling I get is<br />
that generally, <strong>Menswear</strong> Fashion<br />
Week is perceived to be too dull<br />
overall to spark any real interest,<br />
whereas the endless glamour and<br />
decadence of Womenswear Fashion<br />
Week is deemed a nutritious feeding<br />
ground of superior quality for<br />
fashion-hungry predators. I, of<br />
course, disagree with this notion.<br />
Womenswear, without question, is<br />
exuberant, exhilarating and charismatic,<br />
but menswear has a sharper<br />
aesthetic and exudes raw power.<br />
<strong>The</strong> finer details, such as the cut of<br />
a suit, are everything. <strong>Menswear</strong><br />
does not need to perform – it just<br />
needs to be.<br />
Josh Minopoli<br />
Milan’s annual Autumn/Winter<br />
2011-12 <strong>Menswear</strong> Fashion Week<br />
has just concluded, and if ever<br />
proof was needed that menswear<br />
can be as intriguing and compelling<br />
as womenswear, then it can<br />
be found here. Versace put on a<br />
jaw-dropping feast for the eyes<br />
that had me on the edge of my seat<br />
when I looked through the photos.<br />
<strong>The</strong> clothes emitted smart, Italian<br />
prowess with quilted leather jackets<br />
and trousers, embellished sweaters<br />
and slicked hair. Shots of electric<br />
blue were also fired through the<br />
black of the collection in the form<br />
of gloves and coats. Indeed, if you<br />
ever thought menswear was scared<br />
to add colour to its winter collections,<br />
then take a look at this year’s<br />
Milan shows. Dolce & Gabbana,<br />
Sarah Burton for<br />
Alexander Mc-<br />
Queen, Moschino<br />
and Bottega Veneta<br />
all had blasts of<br />
bold red in their<br />
collections – a<br />
definite must-have<br />
colour for Autumn<br />
2011-12. Burberry<br />
Porsum enjoyed<br />
showing off peacoats<br />
in an array<br />
of colours which<br />
included yellow,<br />
red, blue and tangerine<br />
orange. In a<br />
sophisticated collection<br />
enthused by<br />
the vanity of man,<br />
Frida Giannini for<br />
Gucci described<br />
the average male<br />
Gucci-wearer as<br />
‘elegant, sophisticated<br />
– and proud.’<br />
For me, these three<br />
words also sum up<br />
men’s fashion more<br />
generally.<br />
I can only hope<br />
that menswear<br />
continues to make<br />
a larger splash in<br />
the fashion world. <strong>The</strong>re is hope,<br />
even if us male fashionistas aren’t<br />
as well provided for as women,<br />
with their monthly publications<br />
of Vogue. It has recently been<br />
announced that Jimmy Choo is<br />
launching its first collection of<br />
men’s shoes. Music to my ears.<br />
Even more encouragingly, Net-a-<br />
Porter are soon to be launching<br />
a male version of their fashion<br />
retail website, candidly entitled<br />
Mr Porter. Subtle advances like<br />
this in the world of men’s fashion<br />
demonstrate the growing market<br />
for menswear and its more serious<br />
presence in the industry. One<br />
small step for man, one giant leap<br />
for menswear.<br />
Is life without<br />
Is life really possible without Facebook?<br />
A recent survey of London<br />
students found that nearly 40%<br />
were being distracted by Facebook<br />
to the point where their studies<br />
were affected. Apparently, we’re<br />
not the only ones.<br />
A couple of universities in the<br />
US have experimented with social<br />
media bans, with some alarming<br />
results. In a post-Facebook<br />
world, it seems we would suddenly<br />
set about swapping photos with<br />
nearby strangers. At Harrisburg<br />
University, within 24 hours of a<br />
Facebook ban, a photo-swapping<br />
society had been set up, where<br />
random students could hand over<br />
their photos to relative strangers,<br />
stare, comment, and then hand<br />
them back. <strong>The</strong>y also set up a diversity<br />
society, suggesting that life<br />
without Facebook meant having to<br />
make do with boring neighbours.<br />
But Harrisburg University’s<br />
students also found themselves<br />
less stressed. <strong>The</strong>y started reading<br />
more and spent more time<br />
together. Without Facebook, we’d<br />
get more work done. A quarter<br />
of Harrisburg students found it<br />
easier to concentrate after the ban,<br />
and a fifth claimed to do more<br />
homework, according to Christian<br />
Science Monitor.<br />
?<br />
Facebook really<br />
possible?<br />
Nyasha Madavo<br />
Another university that experimented<br />
with a Facebook ban was<br />
the University of Maryland in the<br />
US. Students were banned from using<br />
social media, phones and iPods,<br />
with devastating consequences.<br />
Some students reported withdrawal<br />
symptoms similar to those of drug<br />
addicts. “I noticed physically, that<br />
I began to fidget”, said one student.<br />
Another stated “When sitting in<br />
the library reading my textbook, I<br />
actually did hear some vibrations in<br />
my head”.<br />
But there were some upsides.<br />
Apparently, not having Facebook<br />
or iPods forces us to engage with<br />
others. A student reported: “It was<br />
actually somewhat peaceful. Walking<br />
to class all day was different....<br />
[I looked] around more at other<br />
people and actually [paid] attention<br />
to what was going on around me.”<br />
So if you want to avoid Facebook,<br />
how can it be done?<br />
A Kent-based company has created<br />
an application for students to<br />
limit time spent on Facebook, aptly<br />
called iFreeFace. You can set your<br />
own time limits or block Facebook<br />
to study. Alternatively, you could go<br />
completely cold turkey and delete<br />
your Facebook account. But as Harrisburg’s<br />
experiment proves, things<br />
can get a little crazy.<br />
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26 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Features<br />
Handling<br />
Homesickness<br />
Felicty King<br />
When I was growing up, the idea of<br />
going to university always seemed<br />
so far away. It was this huge grown<br />
up thing that tall clever people did,<br />
and it was nothing with which to<br />
concern my naïve, Disneyed little<br />
mind. It came as quite a shock to<br />
me, therefore, when all of a sudden<br />
I found myself here at Royal<br />
Holloway. All of a sudden, I found<br />
myself saying, when people asked<br />
what I was doing with my life, that I<br />
was at university, and that’s when it<br />
really hit me. I’m at university. I am<br />
officially THAT old.<br />
Now, I always assumed that by<br />
the time I got to university, I would<br />
have grown out of my weird fears<br />
and habits. I would have become a<br />
sophisticated and civilised woman<br />
who would handle university easily,<br />
and who would not lock herself<br />
out six times in two weeks, forget<br />
to return library books, or miss<br />
home. <strong>The</strong> problem is, I am not this<br />
sophisticated and civilised woman.<br />
I’m the same person I’ve always<br />
been – we all are. We all are the<br />
same nervous six-year olds who<br />
don’t like getting on the see-saw<br />
with our elder brothers because<br />
they always bounce us off. We’re<br />
all still scared. It’s just that we’re<br />
getting to the tragic stage where it<br />
becomes unacceptable to admit it.<br />
Well, I don’t care, I’ll admit it. I’m<br />
terrified, and I have no idea what<br />
I’m doing with my life, and I miss<br />
home.<br />
<strong>The</strong> bane and the beauty of life<br />
is that it doesn’t bother waiting<br />
for you. You can have a bad day,<br />
or a sleepy day, or a sick day, but<br />
you can’t ring up a helpline and<br />
claim the next 24 hours back again<br />
to enjoy properly. <strong>The</strong>y’re gone.<br />
It’s over. It’s like going for a really<br />
satisfying walk – you’re daydreaming<br />
away in the sunshine when<br />
suddenly you check your watch and<br />
realise it’s half four in the afternoon<br />
and the whole day’s gone. Life’s<br />
mean like that – there I was playing<br />
with dolls and watching <strong>The</strong> Wild<br />
Thornberrys when all of a sudden<br />
I found myself buying tea towels<br />
and unique-looking mugs so ‘the<br />
other people in my flat at university<br />
wouldn’t mistake them for their<br />
own mugs’. Excellent advice, there,<br />
Mum, but when the hell did I start<br />
going to university? I swear I’m still<br />
13 at heart.<br />
Like any 13-year old, I still miss<br />
home. A lot of us do, and even<br />
more of us do but just don’t admit<br />
it. It is perfectly natural to miss<br />
home, however, and nothing to be<br />
ashamed of. On the contrary, it’s<br />
a good sign – it means you have<br />
a home that is lovely and happy<br />
enough for you to miss, and like<br />
everything, homesickness will pass.<br />
We are incredibly lucky – we have<br />
phones, Skype, email, Facebook and<br />
a billion and one other ways to keep<br />
in contact with the people we love.<br />
If you think you’ve got it bad, take<br />
a trip back to medieval times when<br />
the only forms of communication<br />
were carrier pigeons and grunting.<br />
‘<br />
<strong>The</strong> problem is, I am<br />
not this sophisticated<br />
and civilised woman.<br />
I’m the same person<br />
I’ve always been ’–<br />
we all are.<br />
Even in the last hundred years,<br />
letters were the only way of keeping<br />
in touch, and yet people survived.<br />
Take every opportunity you can<br />
to talk to the people you love, but<br />
don’t worry if you haven’t got time<br />
to do it as much as you feel you<br />
should. <strong>The</strong> amount you do it is not<br />
a reflection on how much you love<br />
the people you’ve left behind, only<br />
on how well you are able to cope<br />
on your own. Don’t feel bad if you<br />
can only call your parents once a<br />
week, but similarly don’t feel bad<br />
if you call them every day. <strong>The</strong>y’re<br />
your parents – if you can’t obsessively<br />
harass them without getting<br />
arrested, then who can you?<br />
Being at university is brilliant,<br />
but I think a lot of us can feel like<br />
it’s crept up on us unseen, and that<br />
we’ve found ourselves here without<br />
any previous experience of living on<br />
our own. Keeping in touch with the<br />
people at home is an important part<br />
of learning to grow up. We all have<br />
those nights when we want nothing<br />
more than to be in our own beds,<br />
or the days when we just want to sit<br />
around in our living room and piss<br />
off everybody else in the family by<br />
watching ‘Friends’ episodes backto-back<br />
(because nobody else in my<br />
family likes ‘Friends’ – a random<br />
but truly shocking bit of domestic<br />
information about my famille for<br />
you there). <strong>The</strong> important thing to<br />
remember is that although we have<br />
found ourselves alone at university<br />
for the first time, we are all<br />
alone, so if we’re all alone together,<br />
we’re not really alone at all. And<br />
by now, if you’re all as lucky as<br />
me, you’ll have found some truly<br />
wonderful and crazy individuals<br />
who become another kind of family<br />
for you – and this one, I am pleased<br />
to say, appreciates ‘Friends’ as much<br />
as I do.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Features<br />
27<br />
In defence of Tony Hayward<br />
Ashley Coates<br />
Under my parents’ front garden in<br />
Bristol there is a lead pipe that once<br />
provided the main water supply to<br />
the house. In 2003, the pipe was<br />
capped off and a new water supply<br />
via a plastic pipe was installed in<br />
its place. <strong>The</strong> lead pipe lay a foot<br />
underground and was entirely<br />
forgotten about until June last year,<br />
when I went through it with a rotary<br />
hammer. Mains pressure water<br />
began to flow into the front garden.<br />
I decided to use a procedure known<br />
as Top Kill, where the lead pipe<br />
is repeatedly struck with a mallet<br />
until it closes off the leak. With this<br />
having failed and more and more<br />
water pouring out of the ground,<br />
my family began to ask serious<br />
questions about my handling of<br />
the spill that was endangering their<br />
precious front garden.<br />
Day 2 and the leak continues.<br />
With Top-Kill having failed, I initiate<br />
Tap-Kill. Somewhere underground<br />
in a 40 by 40 foot area is a<br />
tap, or a number of taps, that can<br />
be turned off and end the leak. It<br />
takes hours of digging to follow the<br />
pipe until finally I find a tap. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
is great optimism in the household,<br />
but it turns out to be a subsidiary<br />
tap that cannot turn off the main<br />
leak. Things are getting ugly for me,<br />
politically. Day 3. My parents call in<br />
their own experts to assess the situation.<br />
<strong>The</strong> plumber questions my<br />
original estimates for the amount<br />
of water being leaked into the<br />
front garden, suggesting the spill<br />
was much worse than had been<br />
originally assumed. He goes on to<br />
question the whole way in which<br />
I had gone about dealing with the<br />
spill, starting with Top Kill: ‘You<br />
were doing what with a mallet?’<br />
By Day 4 of the spill my mother<br />
was under intense pressure to be<br />
seen as being in control of the situation.<br />
In a live address to the rest of<br />
the family she said: ‘we will make<br />
Ashley pay for the damage he has<br />
caused to our front garden.’ Earlier<br />
that day I had been overheard<br />
telling a friend that ‘I want my<br />
life back’ and that I ‘would like to<br />
spend some time doing something<br />
other than digging up the front garden<br />
trying to find taps’. This went<br />
down very badly in Bristol. Day 7.<br />
A week since the rotary hammer<br />
had struck the old mains pipe. I<br />
had dug a trench, one foot deep and<br />
over 20 feet long before I found the<br />
stop-cock for the pipe and the leak<br />
finally came to an end.<br />
Now, I know what you’re thinking.<br />
1) I’ve lost it, or 2) I am, like so<br />
many other upstart young journalists,<br />
trying to be clever by talking<br />
about politics with reference to<br />
my own life. In fact, both of these<br />
things are true but my experience<br />
over the summer genuinely gave me<br />
some sympathy for former BP CEO,<br />
Tony Hayward.<br />
Like me, Tony Hayward was the<br />
public face of an environmental<br />
disaster, albeit a far larger one<br />
than the one in my front garden.<br />
In May 2010, a few weeks into the<br />
spill, he told a US reporter ‘I want<br />
my life back’ – one of the biggest<br />
PR mistakes of modern times. <strong>The</strong><br />
press leapt on it as an insensitive<br />
remark coming from the CEO of<br />
the company that was officially<br />
responsible for the disaster. Two<br />
months later, Tony Hayward was<br />
photographed on a yacht on the Isle<br />
of Wight, prompting anger from<br />
those that felt he should be ‘sorting<br />
out this mess’. <strong>The</strong> truth was that<br />
Hayward was on the Isle of Wight<br />
supporting his son in a boat race.<br />
It was the first time he had seen his<br />
son in three months. As he said to<br />
BBC’s Money Programme recently:<br />
‘If I had a degree in public relations,<br />
rather than geology, things might<br />
have gone differently for me.’<br />
Another parallel with my summer<br />
and Tony Hayward’s summer<br />
was that every time I did something<br />
that I thought would stop the spill,<br />
it failed. When things break, hitting<br />
the offending object is just one of<br />
those things you do, so bashing<br />
the pipe with a mallet was entirely<br />
sensible given the circumstances.<br />
After this failed, I took the next<br />
logical step and tried to push stuff<br />
into the pipe that would block it<br />
up, stuff like gravel and mud. This<br />
was directly inspired by BP. Top<br />
Kill, where BP pumped mud and<br />
golf balls into the blowout preventer,<br />
seemed silly but it might have<br />
worked were it not for the force of<br />
the oil acting against it. Top Hat,<br />
another scheme I imitated on a<br />
micro-scale, involved placing a<br />
huge ‘hat’ on top of the leaking well<br />
and funnelling the oil up onto a<br />
barge on the surface. For my Top<br />
Hat I used a hose forced onto the<br />
hole in the pipe, but alas, nothing<br />
could be found that would hold it<br />
in place. BP’s ‘hat’ became blocked<br />
by oil deposits before it could be<br />
placed above the leaking blowout<br />
preventer.<br />
<strong>The</strong> devastation that occurred<br />
in the Gulf Coast last year affected<br />
both marine life and the lives of<br />
communities that depend on the<br />
region for fishing and tourism. It is<br />
right that those responsible are held<br />
to account and that procedures are<br />
changed, but the media storm that<br />
encircled Tony Hayward meant that<br />
all the anger that should have been<br />
directed at a dangerous industry<br />
was in fact directed at someone<br />
who was entirely unequipped to<br />
deal with what was happening<br />
around him. I find it extremely<br />
reassuring that BP’s former CEO is<br />
a geology graduate with poor PR<br />
skills – that is exactly the kind of<br />
person I want to be in charge of a<br />
major oil and gas firm. <strong>The</strong> worst<br />
thing that could become of the<br />
Deepwater Horizon disaster is if the<br />
people at the top of these companies<br />
are expected to be brilliant<br />
communicators as well as, or at the<br />
expense of, being professionals in a<br />
relevant field.
28 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Sport . . . .<br />
Svensson Says:<br />
Johanna Svensson<br />
Sports Editor<br />
…injuries suck! Not a very daring<br />
statement in all honesty, I’ll admit to<br />
that. But the weight of truth remains<br />
as heavy just the same.<br />
Michael Jordan once said: ‘My<br />
body could stand the crutches but<br />
my mind couldn’t stand the sideline’.<br />
<strong>The</strong> trouble with injuries is, there’s<br />
not much of a choice! You can’t<br />
choose not to squeeze the sideline<br />
and in all honesty, if you plan on<br />
clasping on to any level of sanity<br />
throughout, you better hug it like<br />
it was your best friend. In fact it<br />
NEEDS to be your best friend! After<br />
all it is the place where you will<br />
spend most of your time (save for<br />
the gym perhaps) and it is also the<br />
closest you will get to your sport, as<br />
much as you hate to acknowledge it.<br />
In other words, it is your link; a sort<br />
of bridge between where you are<br />
and where you want to be.<br />
I and the sidelines go way back.<br />
It probably knows me better than<br />
anyone else, and that’s saying something.<br />
We first hooked up years ago<br />
and our history has since then been<br />
characterised by agonising twists<br />
and turns and frequent disappointment.<br />
As in all relationships there<br />
have been hard times and challenges<br />
along the way. But I oughtn’t<br />
to be unfair; we have had our moments.<br />
Once or twice you may even<br />
find yourself savouring the thrill of<br />
progress!<br />
But then you reach that point<br />
in your journey: the point we all<br />
tf<br />
face sooner or later (and almost<br />
certainly both). <strong>The</strong> question ‘is it<br />
all worth the struggle?’ presents<br />
itself in blinking red neon lights and<br />
slaps you across the face. Perhaps<br />
the red should be taken as a sign of<br />
warning, but the mind seldom goes<br />
there. Along with this question tags<br />
a slippery slope. - Get too close to<br />
the edge and you risk a hasty voyage<br />
downhill.<br />
I want to break up with my sideline.<br />
We all do. But the little ****er<br />
lingers around, leaving the chains<br />
on. And so we reconcile with the<br />
fact: we sit down next to our friend<br />
and gaze dreamily across the bridge<br />
to the other side where, obviously,<br />
the grass looks – and is – much<br />
greener.<br />
Royal Holloway’s<br />
Emily Moss runs<br />
for England<br />
Royal Holloway’s runner and STARS student Emily Moss was selected<br />
to compete for England in Bratislava after excellent results<br />
this season. We asked her to give us an account on her experience.<br />
Emily Moss<br />
“<strong>The</strong> excitement was building in the<br />
lead up to the day, especially when<br />
all of my England kit arrived by<br />
courier to my house. I spent much<br />
of the afternoon trying on all the<br />
various arrangements and having<br />
a mini photo shoot in the garden,<br />
trying to decide what combination<br />
I looked best in. Seeing ‘England<br />
Athletics Team’ on the various<br />
garments made me feel especially<br />
proud and I knew I would feel very<br />
honoured to pull on my England kit<br />
when it was time to race.<br />
After winning the Northern<br />
Championships in an indoor<br />
personal best time of 2:10.22 for<br />
800 metres, which at the time<br />
ranked me 2nd in the UK, I was<br />
thrilled to be selected to race for<br />
England in an International Meeting<br />
in Bratislava on January 30th.<br />
“We met at the airport the day<br />
before the meeting and I was<br />
introduced to the team managers<br />
and the other athletes on the<br />
team; of whom several others were<br />
debutants. However, there were also<br />
several “legends”, as I call them,<br />
on the team, in the sense that they<br />
have competed for Great Britain<br />
at major Championships, so I was<br />
keen to speak to them and embark<br />
on their wealth of experience from<br />
such events.<br />
“<strong>The</strong> hotel in Bratislava<br />
was better than I had been led to<br />
believe, but still resembled something<br />
from the former Communist<br />
Eastern Bloc Countries in the<br />
1980s. It was literally like being in a<br />
time warp!! However, as an aspiring<br />
top-level athlete, I have to get used<br />
to this and be able to cope with<br />
anything that is thrown at me, so it<br />
was all good experience.<br />
“I did not feel I ran that<br />
well in my race, recording 2:11.44<br />
for 6th place. <strong>The</strong> leaders took<br />
the race out at a ridiculously fast<br />
pace – passing through 400 metres<br />
within world indoor record pace<br />
– and therefore it became a case<br />
of trying to hold on for as long as<br />
possible. I hung off the pace, but<br />
still found myself getting dragged<br />
into going far too fast in the initial<br />
stages and I consequently struggled.<br />
However, determined to do my<br />
best for my country, I didn’t give up<br />
and worked as hard as I could all<br />
the way to the end, and ended up<br />
overtaking two athletes with faster<br />
pre-race times in the final 50m. Although<br />
I felt I had struggled and I<br />
was disappointed with my time, the<br />
team managers were pleased with<br />
me as I finished two places higher<br />
than my pre-race ranking. Everyone<br />
had misjudged the pace, so<br />
no athlete was particularly pleased<br />
with their time. Why everyone<br />
went so fast I will never know. I had<br />
learned two things from the race.<br />
Firstly, that I need to work on my<br />
pacing and secondly that I am not<br />
yet in world record shape!<br />
“It was a great experience<br />
to be in such a fast race and I hope<br />
that it will stand me in good stead<br />
for my domestic races later this<br />
summer. It was a big step up in my<br />
first winter focusing on 800 metres<br />
and I certainly did not feel overwhelmed<br />
by the occasion, although<br />
I had hoped to do better.<br />
“I have a few more races<br />
planned this indoor season, where<br />
I really want to keep improving my<br />
time and win a medal in the BUCS<br />
Indoor Championships. It is going<br />
to be hard, but that is what I am<br />
concentrating on if I am feeling<br />
good on the day. Further ahead, I<br />
plan to take a short rest after my<br />
final indoor race to try and refresh<br />
myself and get myself back feeling<br />
good ready to hit the training<br />
hard in the lead up to the outdoor<br />
season.<br />
“Racing for my country has been a<br />
target of mine since I first started<br />
the sport as a 13-year-old, so it really<br />
was something very special to<br />
me. I really want to use this experience<br />
to make me a better athlete<br />
and I hope that I can stay healthy,<br />
keep improving and go on to bigger<br />
and better things over the coming<br />
years.”
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
29<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> Sport<br />
sports@thefounder.co.uk<br />
thefounder.co.uk/sports<br />
Editor: Johanna Svensson<br />
MACS<br />
at<br />
LUBE<br />
L.U.B.E - i.e. the London Universities Bouldering Event – is a new<br />
student-led climbing event for universities from all over the country<br />
and our very own Royal Holloway Mountaineering and Climbing Society<br />
is currently competing in it.<br />
Alice Norman<br />
With over a hundred and fifty<br />
climbers and experienced teams<br />
from many different universities,<br />
this event is highly competitive and<br />
provides an excellent opportunity<br />
for us to show everybody what a<br />
great team of climbers we have here<br />
at Royal Holloway.<br />
<strong>The</strong> competition as a whole consists<br />
of 4 rounds, held at different<br />
locations across London: from the<br />
Craggy centre in Sutton to the Arch<br />
Climbing Centre in central London.<br />
Each university enters two teams<br />
of three climbers for each round<br />
as well as individual climbers who<br />
want to enter into the solo competition.<br />
You gain points for the<br />
number of successful climbs you<br />
complete but the points decrease<br />
depending on the number of times<br />
you try to complete a route so it is<br />
just as much about the tactics as the<br />
stamina.<br />
So far three rounds have been<br />
completed and we are pleased to<br />
say that our teams are doing really<br />
well. Our A-team currently holds<br />
the highly respectable grand total<br />
of 1,293 points and our B-team,<br />
another tremendous total of 1,184.<br />
This puts us in the top 15 universities<br />
in the whole competition.<br />
Special congratulations should be<br />
awarded to Jack Appleby and Chris<br />
Stroud who, competing individually,<br />
have achieved outstanding scores<br />
of 506 and 478 across the first three<br />
rounds and are, quite deservedly,<br />
currently ranked 18th and 23rd in<br />
the whole competition – and that is<br />
out of over 100 climbers! Congratulations<br />
should also go to Heather<br />
Rumble who is leading our female<br />
climbers with the number 22 spot.<br />
We would really like to thank<br />
everyone for getting involved and<br />
competing, as it is the first time that<br />
our university has been involved in<br />
such an exciting climbing and bouldering<br />
event and we want to wish<br />
our team members ‘good luck’ for<br />
the final round, which will be held<br />
at the Arch on Saturday 5th March.<br />
Sport<br />
. . . .<br />
A cracking Wednesday<br />
for RHUL Squash<br />
Ben Hine<br />
RHUL Squash marched onwards<br />
in all of their campaigns<br />
this Wednesday with key wins<br />
putting the club in continued<br />
high spirits. At home, the Men’s<br />
1st team were looking to continue<br />
their unbeaten run of five games.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y hosted Brunel, a team with<br />
which they have a stormy past.<br />
Brunel inflicted the team’s only<br />
loss of this season so far in the<br />
first game of the year, where they<br />
surprised the boys with a strong<br />
4-1 win. <strong>The</strong> firsts were therefore<br />
out for blood and looking to take<br />
advantage of being on home soil.<br />
Simon Green (5) put in a good<br />
effort but lost 3-1 against a tough<br />
opponent, whilst Tim Scarfe<br />
(4) used all his experience from<br />
playing in leagues in Egham and<br />
Windsor to secure a 3-1 victory,<br />
placing the teams at 1-1. Arran<br />
Waterman (3) and Jamie Pearce<br />
(2) “a.k.a Mr Reliable” put in solid<br />
and consistent performances to<br />
push the overall score to 3-1 with<br />
3-0 wins each. This made Adam<br />
Robin’s (1) game a formality on<br />
paper, but in order for RHUL to<br />
jump to top of the league, a 4-1<br />
win was needed. Unfortunately,<br />
Adam could not capitalise on<br />
the no-pressure situation and<br />
lost 3-0, but a 3-2 win against<br />
Brunel 1st team is still a major<br />
Sports . . . .<br />
achievement and the lads should be<br />
commended. Jamie Pearce had this<br />
to say: ‘a hard fought win with signs<br />
that this team can push on for a cup<br />
win, even if the top of the table is<br />
out of reach.’<br />
<strong>The</strong> ULU 2nd team travelled<br />
into London to face LSE 3rd team<br />
to defend their current 100% win<br />
rate and their position at top of the<br />
league. After facing the 4th team<br />
and coming out with a 5-0 victory,<br />
the players felt confident that the<br />
momentum was with them for this<br />
particular match up. Elliot Rawstron<br />
(5), Callum Chaplin (4), and<br />
Johnny Chapman (3) all cleaned up<br />
with superb 5-0 victories, showing<br />
that they are really paying attention<br />
in training and converting that to<br />
some really slick moves on court.<br />
Jason Dunn (2) struggled in the<br />
3rd game, whilst 2-0 up, due to a<br />
dodgy call by the referee, but came<br />
back strong in the 4th to provide a<br />
3-1 win and a 4-0 lead. Ben Hine<br />
(1) put in the only disappointing<br />
performance, allowing a different<br />
technique to upset his game, and<br />
not being able to capitalise on a key<br />
opportunity in the 3rd game, leading<br />
to a quick 3-0 loss.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Women’s 1st team travelled<br />
away to SOAS for their last league<br />
game of the season, aiming, more<br />
than anything, to ‘suss out’ their<br />
opponents ahead of an almost<br />
certain cup match up. Rachel Smith<br />
(4), Sofiya Sosyedka (3) and Laura<br />
Goswell (2) all lost, 3-0, 3-2 and 3-1<br />
respectively, whilst Julie Peachey<br />
(1) maintained her three and a half<br />
year unbeaten record with a 3-0<br />
win, putting the match score at 3-1<br />
in favour of SOAS. Despite the loss,<br />
the team are only looking ahead,<br />
and are looking to use what they<br />
have learned about their rivals to<br />
hopefully overcome them in the<br />
cup and reach a third final in 3<br />
years.<br />
As well as great competition<br />
results, RHUL Squash is also still<br />
recovering from the shock of their<br />
huge RAG success in RAG week<br />
last week. On Friday 29th January,<br />
several members of the squash<br />
club undertook ‘<strong>The</strong> RHUL Bears<br />
Squash Ninja challenge” and spent<br />
the day on campus collecting<br />
money in buckets in aid of Street-<br />
Invest, the designated RAG charity<br />
this year, all whilst dressed in full<br />
ninja costumes. In total, the club<br />
raised £490.66 on the day, and, in<br />
addition to RAG auctioning off Michael<br />
Krayenhoff, Hagen Brümmer<br />
and Mauricio Izquierdo for £45,<br />
the grand total raised was £535.66;<br />
making RHUL Squash the number<br />
one RAG contributor this year! A<br />
big thank you to everyone who contributed<br />
and huge congratulations<br />
to Rory Voake and Rachel Smith<br />
who individually raised £96.86 and<br />
£101.55 respectively. RHUL Squash<br />
is on a roll with no signs of stopping<br />
any time soon!<br />
<strong>The</strong> Next Deadline for the sports section is:<br />
Monday 28th February<br />
Correction: <strong>The</strong> photos from alumni sports and day should have been attributed<br />
to Tony Hart and RHUL Sports Office. More photos are availabile at<br />
www.tony-hart.com
30 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
Sport . . . .<br />
RHUL Polo<br />
Club Report<br />
tf<br />
More S.T.A.R.S<br />
ast summer our top polo team<br />
competed in the first ever International<br />
University Polo tournament<br />
in Thailand, along with only one<br />
other UK University. This was such<br />
a huge event we were very proud<br />
to have taken part in, and hope to<br />
again this year.<br />
We are planning an exhibition<br />
match in the Summer Term at Holloway.<br />
This will be a great day<br />
for Royal Holloway students and<br />
help us raise money for the club.<br />
We also run great social events<br />
for our club taking them to see<br />
polo matches such as the huge<br />
arena event at the o2 this month<br />
– the first ever International<br />
Arena Championship – the<br />
Cartier and Gold Cup. We also<br />
hope to take our teams out to<br />
Argentina next season for its<br />
renowned polo scene<br />
Helene Raynsford<br />
Rowing<br />
-Gold Medalist at Beijing 2008.<br />
First British Woman to win a Gold<br />
Medal for rowing at Olympic Level<br />
-2006 World Champion<br />
-Sports Women of the year 2006 &<br />
BBC South 2008<br />
-GB Wheelchair Basketball Team<br />
04-06<br />
Christopher Hall<br />
Athletics<br />
-U20 Welsh Athletics Squad<br />
member<br />
-Competed in the BUCS Indoor<br />
and Outdoor Athletics Championships<br />
-Division 2 British Athletic League<br />
Team Member<br />
Sebastian Schyberg<br />
Golf<br />
-Danish National Junior Squad<br />
Member<br />
-Twice winner of Junior Club<br />
Championship in Denmark<br />
-Wentworth Golf Bursary<br />
Helen West<br />
Korfball<br />
-Bronze Medalist at the U16 Youth<br />
Talent World Cup 2006<br />
-U16 National Team Champions<br />
-Invited to join England Senior<br />
Korfball Squad.<br />
Simon Clement<br />
Golf<br />
-Winner of ISGA Shire Trophy<br />
-Surrey County Golf Player<br />
-Wentworth Golf Bursary<br />
Jennifer McGeever<br />
Fencing<br />
-Ranked 1st in GB for her category<br />
-Ranked 23rd in the World<br />
-U20 National Champion 2009<br />
- 34th Individually at U20 World<br />
championships 2010<br />
-13th at U23 European Individual<br />
Championships 2010<br />
Mayowa Olonilua<br />
James Thomas Newman<br />
Paul Webster<br />
Rugby<br />
Rugby<br />
Rugby<br />
-Plays for Blackheath Rugby Club<br />
-National Plate winner<br />
-Kent County Player<br />
-Plays for Richmond Rugby Club<br />
-East Sussex County Player<br />
-Selected to train with the Bay of<br />
Plenty in New Zealand before the<br />
2005Lions Tour<br />
-Plays for London Scottish Rugby<br />
Club<br />
-Attended the Vikings Rugby<br />
Academy, Durban, South Africa<br />
-Played for Southern Natal 1st XV<br />
whilst in South Africa<br />
-Selected for Scottish Exiles U20<br />
Royal Holloway<br />
Lacrosse’s<br />
defence defeats<br />
Kings<br />
Charlie Allen<br />
After having a number of<br />
matches postponed due to adverse<br />
weather conditions Holloway Men’s<br />
lacrosse team were looking forward<br />
to finally playing a match. So far<br />
in the league they had had it fairly<br />
easy but knew that this would be<br />
their first real test. After playing a<br />
very close alumni match (5-4 to the<br />
current team) the day before the<br />
boys knew we would have to step<br />
up their game for Kings.<br />
After winning the first draw a<br />
first goal for Holloway followed<br />
just minutes into the first quarter.<br />
This gave them the confidence<br />
boost they needed and soon goals<br />
came flooding in. Defence was so<br />
strong that the Kings players had<br />
difficulty even getting close to goal<br />
and when they did the pressure was<br />
so great that few of their shots were<br />
on target. Kings however, being the<br />
team that they are, weren’t going to<br />
give up without a fight. A score of<br />
7-0 to Holloway wasn’t enough to<br />
guarantee a win.<br />
<strong>The</strong> first draw of the second half<br />
was won by Kings and a goal was<br />
almost immediately won against<br />
us. After that however, Holloway’s<br />
defence regrouped and Kings<br />
weren’t able to score again, despite a<br />
considerable step up in attack<br />
A special mention should go to<br />
Matt Eccles, man of the match.<br />
Although always a useful player,<br />
Matt transformed his game and<br />
scored a hat trick before getting a<br />
rather nasty head injury during the<br />
3rd quarter. It is clear from the final<br />
score (14-1) however that every<br />
member of the team deserves to be<br />
congratulated.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 23 February 2011<br />
31<br />
Undergraduated<br />
Nicholas Blazenby<br />
I am here to tell you all that every<br />
once in a while a man shoots way<br />
above his weight and scores. Now<br />
I’m an average looking guy with<br />
good taste in clothes, music and<br />
newspapers and I usually get fairly<br />
average looking women with bee<br />
sting breasts and an irritating sense<br />
of humour. My motto has always<br />
been if they talk to me then they’re<br />
fair game. This, however, somewhat<br />
changed last week.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Rower had invited me to a<br />
joint birthday/Valentine’s party he<br />
was having with some bloke from<br />
his course. It was at a proper party<br />
house in <strong>The</strong> Green and by the time<br />
I arrived with my bottle of Jacques<br />
and a belly full of Crosslands’ J.D.<br />
and coke the party had definitely<br />
started. Nobody answered the<br />
door so I went round the back. As<br />
I skulked round the corner I was<br />
spotted by <strong>The</strong> Rower.<br />
“Nic! Mate!” He yelled. “Let’s get<br />
you DRINKING!”<br />
I waved my fruity cider in front<br />
of him and he grinned then swayed<br />
a bit. He was only wearing his<br />
boxers and a tiny, pink girl’s vest<br />
top that barely covered his chest.<br />
I think he might be a bit…you<br />
know… suppressed, because he<br />
dresses up in girls clothes at every<br />
opportunity and makes out with<br />
guys then blames it on the alcohol.<br />
He’s a very macho guy and does<br />
loads of sports and manly things,<br />
but he does have the legs for Drag.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Rower wandered back<br />
indoors and I spotted a space on<br />
the wall between the patio and the<br />
“lawn” (i.e. dried out mud with<br />
various bits of barbequed debris<br />
from last summer and a bizarre collection<br />
of traffic signs (some from<br />
overseas it seemed) in amongst<br />
copulating couples). I opened my<br />
drink and downed half in an effort<br />
to avoid talking to the strangers all<br />
around me.<br />
I took a deep breath then turned<br />
to strike up a conversation with the<br />
person next to me. Unfortunately I<br />
got the shock of my life when I was<br />
faced with a girl mid-breakdown.<br />
She had vomit on her chin and was<br />
crying so much her make up looked<br />
like a Scream mask. This party was<br />
starting to seem like a really bad<br />
idea.<br />
As she was convulsing out the<br />
words “My boyfriend dumped me<br />
for…” and putting her arms around<br />
my shoulders someone came up to<br />
us.<br />
9. Erection<br />
Special<br />
“Greg! It’s so good to see you!<br />
Coming in for a drink?”<br />
I looked up in surprise and was<br />
presented with a rather mature,<br />
sober looking girl with blonde hair<br />
and wearing a polo shirt and jeans.<br />
I then noticed she was holding a<br />
near empty bottle of wine so maybe<br />
she wasn’t that sober.<br />
“Hi, er yeah…” I said rather unconvincingly.<br />
“Why don’t you come inside,<br />
mate?” she replied and motioned<br />
her head towards the Bunny Boiler<br />
looking at me with glazed eyes.<br />
I finally got the message and<br />
gently placed the drunk girl on the<br />
floor. I followed my mystery rescuer<br />
into the house, thanked her for<br />
helping me and told her my actual<br />
name. I think she may have said I<br />
looked like a distraught little lamb<br />
and she’d felt sorry for me. A real<br />
manly start, then.<br />
We found a spare seat and half<br />
on a sofa and squeezed into it. I<br />
looked down at her chest (force<br />
of habit) and two things struck<br />
me. Firstly she had “New Lyell”<br />
stitched on her shirt and secondly<br />
she had THE biggest bosom I have<br />
ever witnessed that close up in my<br />
life. Now the New Lyell thing has<br />
puzzled me for a while. I’ve seen<br />
people on campus with those shirts<br />
on and always wondered what the<br />
fucking hell they were up to. Were<br />
they interested in building because<br />
of the little hammer thing? Or was<br />
it Holloway’s not-so-secret society?<br />
She explained what it actually<br />
meant, but to be honest the size of<br />
her knockers distracted me for the<br />
rest of the evening and I’ve forgotten<br />
what she told me.<br />
Now, these boobs weren’t just<br />
large, they were excessive. And they<br />
looked so inviting, like an actual<br />
pillow from that Brim Full of Asher<br />
song. Turns out she was on her<br />
third bottle of wine so didn’t really<br />
notice me staring at her chest (I<br />
literally could not avoid it) and was<br />
a postgrad student. Older women<br />
for the win.<br />
This Postgrad with Giant<br />
Pendulums of Bliss chatted to me<br />
quite a lot, in fact for the rest of the<br />
night and we got on like <strong>Founder</strong>s<br />
toasters on fire. <strong>The</strong>re was a slight<br />
awkward incident when Usher’s<br />
classic anthem ‘U Remind Me’<br />
came on and she went all nostalgic<br />
and emotional and suddenly kissed<br />
me. Obviously I was over the moon<br />
that she made the first move but I<br />
Photo: Flickr/seier+seier<br />
had just taken a gulp from a vodka<br />
and coke I’d found abandoned on<br />
my way back from the toilet, so<br />
during the kiss the beverage somehow<br />
transferred from my mouth to<br />
hers. As we parted lips she stared at<br />
me and slowly swallowed the drink<br />
that had spontaneously arrived in<br />
her mouth. I looked on wide eyed<br />
and braced for a good slap. But she<br />
just burst out laughing and went<br />
outside.<br />
I followed and got her number.<br />
I also got a sneaky fumble on the<br />
‘lawn’ and let’s just say I might be<br />
getting more intimately acquainted<br />
with those delicious orbs of boob<br />
jelly in the not too distant future.<br />
Who needs friends when you’ve got<br />
gigantic lady floatation aids at your<br />
disposal.<br />
God, I love boobs.
For<br />
and my<br />
career<br />
Your future in business<br />
Wednesday 9 March 2011 | 6.30pm – 9.30pm<br />
CIMA has teamed up with Royal Holloway, University of<br />
London to offer you a great opportunity to hear directly<br />
from leading employers about careers in business, finance<br />
and accountancy. Network with Royal Holloway alumni and<br />
explore the range of opportunities available to you.<br />
A reception with complimentary food and drinks will follow<br />
the presentations.<br />
Companies attending include:<br />
• Deutsche Bank<br />
• NHS<br />
• JP Morgan<br />
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London, SW1P 4NP<br />
www.rhul.ac.uk/for-alumni/eventreg<br />
coaches depart Royal Holloway at 4.15pm<br />
and return at 9.30pm<br />
in association with:<br />
www.cimaglobal.com