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Aries (March 21 – April 19) Your way or no way is the motto of the month. Don’t waste your time
considering what others may think, because we both know you aren’t going to listen. This is why
writing advice for you is so ironic.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Things are not what they may seem with that person you are with or
trying to be with. Go with that gut feeling of fight or flight and get on with someone else. Even if you
are wrong, who cares! There are plenty of other people out there.
Gemini (May 21 – June 21) If you are looking for someone who is smart and attractive like yourself,
then you better first get a grip on who you are and what you look like. Don’t go fooling yourself with
someone you are not. This will help with the let downs in your dating life.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22) The Stars are saying you are recharged this month. I was unaware of you
being tired. This month use that energy and spread some positivity. As in positively go have some fun.
Leo (July 23 – August 22) The Moon is digging you again. Everyone wants you around to enjoy your
company. So before you get a big head, I would figure out who you want to enjoy and go there.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) You just think you are on your game this month as a flirting god.
Well, not to burst your bubble, but more like a dog then a god. I like how you are trying to keep in
touch with other humans for once, but a little goes a long way.
Libra (September 23 – October 22) As much fun as it can be flirting via email with a co-worker or
someone you met the other night, it is time to move either on or to the next level. Just because you are
happy, think about the other person who is ready for real intimacy (touching you and not a mouse).
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) So you find a personal you like and think about responding, but
are too afraid to cough up the $19.95 to meet them. Listen cheapo, you will buy a $50 video game to spend
nights by yourself, but not $20 at a chance for love. Well, good luck making it to the next level of your game.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Someone is feeling adventurous this month. This is
the perfect time to go to one of those speed-dating mixers your friend has been trying to drag you to.
Remember to say something clever like, “If you think these four minutes are fun, I’ll show you how to
have more fun in just three!”
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) I think this month you might find that perfect mate, or at
least someone better. You have been through enough crappy relationships lately; you are bound to find
someone tolerable soon. This isn’t a premonition, I’m just doing the math.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Lately it seems you’ve been taking someone for granted. If
you have a mate, then go work it out. If you are single, maybe it’s yourself. Again, go work it out.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20) You need to stand up for yourself every once in awhile. If
something is bothering you, just do something about it already. Hell, you are getting on my nerves by
doing nothing. Now shoo!
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