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Stretcher Bearers at the Double - ElectricCanadian.com

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100 &quot;SUNNY&quot; FRANCE<br />

But Phyllis, lament us<br />

Th<strong>at</strong> pudding you sent us<br />

Has jolly well rent us<br />

In half!<br />

W.E.Q.<br />

THE DAILY LIAR<br />

From his home in Amsterdam,<br />

Ananias<br />

Sends to try us<br />

Every day a telegram.<br />

Monday s wire is full of pep -<br />

Just to say,<br />

Yesterday ,<br />

Someone wrecked a bloody Zepp.<br />

Tuesday. Kaiser very<br />

ill.<br />

Francis Jose<br />

Hardly knows<br />

If he d r<strong>at</strong>her cure or kj.ll.<br />

Wednesday s wire our senses jolts -<br />

News from Denver<br />

Says th<strong>at</strong> Enver<br />

Wont put up with Von der Qoltz.<br />

Thursday. Kaiser s quite restored,<br />

Very perky,<br />

Leaves for Turkey,<br />

Francis Joseph very bored.<br />

Friday. Comes <strong>the</strong> startling wire,<br />

Straight from Wilhelm,<br />

Th<strong>at</strong> some villain<br />

Set <strong>the</strong> V<strong>at</strong>ican on fire.<br />

S<strong>at</strong>urday. We hear from Rome<br />

And Madrid.<br />

Wire says:<br />

&quot;Afo kid!<br />

Winston is<br />

returning home.&quot;<br />

Sunday is a day of peace.<br />

Ananias<br />

Qives to guy us<br />

Monday s lies - - all fresh, from Qreece.

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