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DREAM MATCH..Floyd "Money" Mayweather vs "the<br />

Nigerian orobo-kibo" Uncle Daddy..@ d mainbowl of d national<br />

stadium. #HBOBoxing #September272014#HistoryWillBeMade<br />

Adeosun Adebisi Aderayo Dami lolz.u can nv change.u are smetin else i swear.<br />

Olaniyi Okuwa Damilola Dele Omodara Hahaha, u wish.<br />

Jide Shosanya No problem just make sure you write your last will before the match.<br />

Olayinka Ayobami Olutola hehehe boss pls dnt make an appearance<br />

Az Olubukola I comment my reserve.... Birthday battering dat one sef good at least u<br />

go turn dudulicious and lepasexy like me #tongue out#<br />

Bafs Folami take ya time o make dem no use ya fila pack ijebu garri<br />

Yemmy Adeyiga I don't want a front row seat cousin, just give me a ticket to one of the<br />

cheapest row in the back, I don't wanna watch you get beat badly!!!<br />

Az Olubukola Uncle Daddy dat gold boxing gloves no even fear u? see ur own like<br />

cassava farmers own...i wnt mind watching o as dat guy go take ur belle pound cassava<br />

Rich Oshikomaya Smh!<br />

Lekan Oyefesobi He will beat you ehn..<br />

Ogunwale Mary Oluwabukunmi Dis is mission "Unpossible" na sucide be dis o. Hmm


Hamza Ajose 1 PUNch knOCK OUT STORY<br />

Oniyire Joel Ayodeji Dammy, there will be multiple fractures can you bear it?<br />

Owolabi Idris Oloyede Dammy heavy weight or feather weight? Anyway beware of<br />

your teeth.<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji please sir, before the bout, ensure you<br />

watch wrestlemania 30 first. Then do whatever later. Believe me, i gat your back. Go go<br />

uncle daddy.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Hahahahahhahaahaha u pple r amazing...u make me enjoy<br />

what I do...I literally woke up laffin...here I am thinkin I'd crack u up wit ds pic but<br />

instead u pple r d ones crackin me up wit ds "roast"...can't stop laffing..if d match was<br />

actually gonna take place, I'd forfeit in an instant..lol..but really tho, I thank u all 4<br />

"roasting" me..I appreciate u all..<br />

Dee 'Jimi You apparently don't like your face. quite unfortunate!!!!. One punch you go<br />

de see stars and birds chirping and flying all over your head!!!!. A free black eye also<br />

Charles Iweha My guyz...ahhhhhhhhh! Lol<br />

Olubojo Lord Bantu Dis guy... U nor just wise... U lack wisdom !!!! Hahaaha....<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji @Bantu. Objection. There is nothing<br />

impossible. Uncle daddy, I am yet behind you.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Hahahhahahahahahahaha....ds is AWESOOOOOOOOOME<br />

Abiola Omodara-Craig Singing! Who wan test d heavy weight champion? Move out of<br />

d way,if u don't wanna get killed. BASH ALLI .DAmidee,I'LL SHOW UR MUMMY!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Hehehehehehehehe egbon tell mummy I said "I'm Going to<br />

disneyland"<br />

Oladipupo Mosuro Hmmm,history will be made cos its just a matter of 2seconds<br />

pere!!!!!<br />

Bode-aribisala Adedunke Tolulope Aburo, ma pa rae oooo, all the best<br />

Bukky Oguntoke Hahahahahahahaa,,,,,,,,,Dammy sanu Aje ooo<br />

Olubojo Lord Bantu Uncle daddy, as many wish you success in this ridiculous ordeal<br />

you are about to subject your body to... Shouldn't take you long to decipher you have<br />

surrounded yourself with enemies all along. Ok bye!<br />

Dotimi Parry Owei u'r gonna get knocked out when he blinks during the national<br />

anthem......<br />

Fabusuyi Gbenga Dammy , with this new pic, yu are going to do well as a standup<br />

comedian, bcos I still dey laugh.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Hahahaahahaaahaha all of una wait gan sef...I'm a Christian n<br />

Psalm 27 is my friend...so besides d face swelling, knuckles breaking, lips bleeding, n<br />

body aching, d pain no go too much lol<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji bros, apart from all that wey you talk, i<br />

still dey positive say ur opponent na e go suffer pass. Don't be discouraged. They said<br />

the same to David, yet he defeated goliath. I dey ur back baba mi.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol technically o, na me b goliath<br />

Augustine Haywhy Juyigbe Common tout wey dey oppress u for corner u never beat


am na Mayweather u wan go meet. Hmmm Uncle Daddy na seasonal film. O ni duro wo<br />

tan. Lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Haahahahahahahahahah smh<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji i rest my case. as u pray for your self, so<br />

shall it be.<br />

Jalade Omotayo lol he will beat you tire!!!<br />

Oladipe Victor Hmmm...I no pitty u ...mr orobo kibo ..na ur stomache I pitty pass...<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Heheheheheheh...eyin pple yi sha...I fell in love wit boxing d<br />

day I kill ayan wit my knuckles..<br />

Oladipe Victor Lol...you never kill era u won kill ayan<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...dt 1 na my own form of environmental sanitation<br />

exercise<br />

Hollageeday Sobande Smh... wan make u Kill kinihun with ur Knuckles.den i go<br />

beieve say u fit beat dis guy.....#SleepingThings#<br />

Olori Modelqwency U wan enta trouble damy, anyway is gud sha @least he go help me<br />

beat out all d fat in u cos dat is my latest drm 4 u, cin u as d latest lepa #anu E se mi oni<br />

duro wo tan#<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Hahahahah..Ohh ye of little faith pple gbogbo..na who think<br />

say buster douglas fit defeat tyson then...<br />

....... i hope i have bn able 2 convince u n not 2 confuse u that i am<br />

an oyinbo pepper n not an afin....thank u<br />

Folake Jaiyeola-Omotoye: who evr said that u be AFIN , dem no know say u bi fine<br />

yellow bobo, luv u brother!!!!1<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: LMAO...thank u, egbon...i appreciate u big time<br />

Peter Tiamiyu: snr dami, u be oyinbo wit a diff.av a blssd day ahead<br />

Elu 'Socrates' Tunde: Who be dat persn wey stil dey doubt d authenticity of ur<br />

oyinboness?<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Peteru...hahahaahahah thanks 4 d luv bro....have a blessed day as well..God bless<br />

Elu...no mind d afoju pple ohh...dem nvr knw say i b d 9th wonder of d world...lol<br />

Owoyemi Deborah Seton: lmao<br />

Lara Crystal: Whoeva sed i was confused about u bein an Afin b4??????<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Yemi...lol.i knw ryt?...how u dey? it's bn a while..u just scarce 4 facebook..hope u r<br />

good?<br />

Lara....haaaaa won po<br />

Prince Adeayo Hassan: lol...i beliefe trueli u're white man not albino


Asa Nwa: U be afin na....<br />

Tunde Akinduro: u be bororo joo<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

prince prince..thank u ohh...abeg make u come help me testify here...i need a witness...u<br />

go b a more credible witness than Rauf Aregbesola's useless witnesses...lol<br />

Fine gal (Asa Nwa)...gerrout jo.u dey use glasses? no tell me say u get 20-20 vision....lol<br />

Tunde....u sef ur face b like kettle to jona labe...lol<br />

Folarin Oladapo: LMAO! :-0<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: boboyi,, abeg no injure urself with laughter...yes, laughter's d<br />

best DAMIcine, but knowing u, u go dey roll on d floor ryt now...abi i lie? u sef dey<br />

make me laugh...na past 3am here sef, i dey try sleep but thanks 2 u, i go da nikan renrin<br />

4 at least 5 mins pere<br />

Tunde Akinduro: u go burn like jackon lol...<br />

Folarin Oladapo: LMAO! :-0<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

hahahhahahah..epe ni yen...haaa u nvr hr? Jesu Kristi don already cover me with his<br />

eje....but seriously, na who dark pass, u or tire moto? una b like identical twins..it's just<br />

that ur head b like an untarred road wey Gov. Fashola suppose help us reconstruct...lol...<br />

(dude, na joke ohh....i no get beef with u...since i b wannabe vegetarian...lol<br />

Ogbeni Mr Folarin, epele ohhh...sof(t)ly ohhh...e se sir, adupe sir...a tun bo lo se ton<br />

bo...lol<br />

Olusegun Punche Ogunsanya: lol<br />

Jayeola Papingo Odunewu: Na wao.<br />

Comm Adedokun Spicytee Ojo: oyinbo pepper,suku suku pepper,lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Punche...hin get as hin b ohh my broda...yes, i yellow well-well<br />

Pappy...na real wa....i think i need a tan sef...i wan dudu small...this 1 that i dey cause<br />

go-slow small anytime i come naija...lol<br />

Dokun...u no complete am now..."oyinbo pepper, suku suku pepper...u go marry<br />

mummy"...lol<br />

Ralph Akinsanya: ...your mama go beat you, you go cry well well...lol. let another<br />

Dokun complete the song.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: LMAO times 2 raised 2 d power of 10


Bafs Folami Ya exes r in trouble<br />

Adeyanju Pinheiro This case is serious! Temper ur justice ur highness....<br />

Augustine Haywhy Juyigbe Hahahahahahahaha she's in deep shit<br />

Oluwa Lo Seyi Ogunbiyi soon after she ditched u. right?<br />

Adeyanju Pinheiro Hahaha......sir, u'r right on point.<br />

Josephine Johnson Cute<br />

Bode-aribisala Adedunke Tolulope DAMMYYYYYY<br />

Teewo Jaywealth-oluks Haba damilola!<br />

Augustine Haywhy Juyigbe Uncle Daddy Dammy make we talk business jare. How I<br />

fit get that top jare?<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji Not the face, the shirt.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

@Bafs...lol..I'm a lover, nt a fighter o<br />

@Yanju my dia..lol.no b only temper ur justice..boxing day ni<br />

@Haywhy...I no insult anybody na<br />

@Mr Ogunbiyi..hhahahahahaha rara sir ooo..no woman can ditch me o.ko jorr, sir<br />

@Yanju again..alabosi ni e joor lol<br />

@Jojo..thank u my dia..u sabi better thing<br />

@Aunty Data..lol no cause for alarm o, aunty mi<br />

@sista Taiwo..lol egbon, se e wapa...<br />

@Haywhy...u serious? Hw many u wan buy? Hin dey different colors too...u will c more<br />

on my website..later ds month<br />

@Deji..lol..smh<br />

Ogunyemi Temitope Folayemi Na Boko Haram you dey date before? Ha!!!! Lmfao!!!!<br />

SMH<br />

Augustine Haywhy Juyigbe Uncle Daddy na 5 different colours I wan buy.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

@Folayemi lol..I no knw o..I no publicly insult my exes..I dey do dt privately ni o lol


@Haywhy..u b joker..abeg carry ur eraser hair head commot joor..if u no understand<br />

wetin I jst talk, I get one word wey fit summarize am... "Gerrrout"<br />

Ogunsanya Micheal damy wasap ... hapy new yr to u .. what happen u've grown big<br />

oh...<br />

Oyewole Salami pingu panga.....<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

@Mycho..thanks brother..wishin u d same..as per being big, Mycho u 4 no talk o..u don<br />

c ur facebook pictures lately?? Lol<br />

@Wole...wolly wolly wolly wolly wolly wolly..fine boi wit pimples<br />

Oyewole Salami Looooooool<br />

....ever since we got introduced by my mum almost 5 yrs ago, my<br />

life has bn turned upside down..im always happy when i wake<br />

up each morning beside u, i luv d way u smell, plus i luv d way u<br />

massage both my back n face..im so lucky 2 have u in my<br />

life...happy vals day, my dearest abonicious ABONIKI<br />

Olu AustineOlu: lol<br />

Tosyn Cheazy Oluyombo: Dammy u re 3 much. Lol<br />

Layo OmoDee: you r crazyyyyyy lol lol nice onee<br />

Blazing Bee: who is aboniki or better still wot is aboniki<br />

Jayeola Papingo Odunewu: i knew sumtin was up btw u 2!<br />

Yinka Junior: 9ce 1 bro. . . Happiey val!<br />

Elu 'Socrates' Tunde: Dami!..u r just one crazy dude..lol<br />

Anjorin-ajose Tanimola: Dat waz fantastic!<br />

Aiyetutu Oluwarotimi: Very funny<br />

Damilola Ogunsanwo: Dull boy!!! na ur val be dat? lol<br />

Folarin Oladapo: Lwkm! Height of craziness<br />

Seye Adebowale: Dammy, dis one pass craze o, ABONIKI? i cant shout...nuttin do u<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

SIMO...how far, bro?..how urside?..no cause 4 control..everything's under alarm<br />

TOSIN...oshamooooo, dear...thank u 4 d luv...ryt back @ u<br />

Egbon...thank u oooooo...craziness is not a disease..it's part of my id<br />

BECKSTER...eeya pele..sorry i have 4gotten u r now an akata..lol..Aboniki is a balm,<br />

just like ROBB....but it's way better though..check out pic 4 on my profile pics 2 a photo<br />

of Aboniki<br />

PAPPY...Lmao..yes o my broda..various media were abt 2 rat us out, so i just decided i


had 2 share d news first..<br />

JUNIOR..thank u aburo..wishing u d same as well...don't 4get 2 join that website o..n<br />

make sure u lie..as per ur age..lol<br />

ELU...lol...na today u just knw say i crazy?..lol<br />

TANIMOLA...thank u, bro..u r 2 much<br />

TUTU...thank u so much, dear..i appreci8 u big time<br />

NAMESAKE...hahahahahahahhaa fi le berr...ko wa berrr<br />

EPIdural baba..lol....oya give urself 5...u r a true damicrat<br />

SEYE...hahahahahahahhaah....trust me it wasn't love at first sight but i don learn how to<br />

tolerate am...no pain no gain..lol<br />

Dmj Adeyanju: dami!!! na kolo dey worry u<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: STEVEOOOOOO....LWKMD...se DAMI ati Aboniki le<br />

tuka?...jo oooooo<br />

Bola Babalola: lol........DAMMMY<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..sis B, i can't shout<br />

Bukola Omodara- Atunwa: Dami u are toooooooooooooooo crazy...ur luv for this<br />

aboniki na only the manufacturer will put assunder.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..egbon, this is a case of love wantintin<br />

i have a dream..that one day there will no longer b racial tensions<br />

btw eba and amala...but unite n form a strong bond inside my<br />

stomach<br />

Toheeb Adigun: WOW!


Omolola Arubuolawe: u mst rily like eba n amala.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Heebz...i knw ryt...im a gr8 motivational speaker..lol…<br />

Lola...hey dear, whatz good?..yes o, i like both...but pounded yam is d love of my<br />

life..lol<br />

Omolola Arubuolawe: I'm fyn. Guess u doing great. I hate pounded yam wt a passion.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: im doing gr8 as well, dear..thank u 4 asking...lol at u 4 8ing<br />

pounded yam...mehn i dont knw how 2 live without it..lol...i make my eba, amala n<br />

pounded yam without any koko...see talent o<br />

PrinceYummy Ladigbolu: guy u beta go find a beta dream<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: Omooba, free me o..we all have our dreams...lol<br />

PrinceYummy Ladigbolu: that one sef dey but na eba n amala u fit dream about<br />

anyway nutin do u<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...wetin u expect from an oyinbo bro wey no normal..lol<br />

PrinceYummy Ladigbolu: u have a point there<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: eerinkan bayi..osheyyyyy<br />

Adedayo Deefour Ogunsowo: mr eba & amala. jooor.....oooo!!!!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: Dayo..lol...i b united nations peace keeper..i wan stop their<br />

war<br />

so i saw this lil' oyinbo boy yesterday...i smiled n waved..all of a<br />

sudden, this boy called me "da-da"...just like that i went from<br />

smiling 2 "ehn, ki lo wi?"..i had 2 leave his side asap..abeg no<br />

cum Tuface me 4 here..Abraham b d father of many nations, no b<br />

me ooooo<br />

Jinadu Desola-Mayor: U don start again Dami....lol<br />

Toyin Nana lol...<br />

Paul De'yennie Ogunnaike: Lmao<br />

Az Olubukola: lol.wen you sef resemble oyinbo pepper...lol<br />

Ojelere Oladipupo Bamidhele: Lol dammy, maybe na him mama hin am u be part of<br />

her journey to this world<br />

Damilola Ogunsanwo: LWKMD!!!<br />

Ogunwale Mary Oluwabukunmi: LWKMO! Dami tun ti bere. Lol.<br />

Hollageeday Sobande: Then..the boy is sayin...Dami Its Time<br />

Oladipe Victor: Yes ooo...dami u wan start abi...y u no mu a de hun se....any how<br />

everyfin is cool<br />

Adekunle Peaceful Ewepesiga Oba: Hahahaha u shld b proud @least u don score 4


intl' goalpost<br />

Pheobe Opekelomo Olusola: .......DNA test is required at this point............<br />

Oladipe Victor: Lol...dami crazy<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Sola..lol....i no start anything oo..this 1 na true story..d thing just puzzle me d whole of<br />

yesterday...lol<br />

Toyin..u dey lol now..infact i need 2 stay away from all of una ladies who dey call me<br />

"my broda from anoda mother"..make we dey greet ourselves from long distance, cos i<br />

no trust una again..cos common hug fit lead 2 9 months ooo<br />

Paulo...make u even help me thank God say Hin papa no dey there...dem go just<br />

decorate my face..u go cum think say i don ready 4 christmas<br />

Bukky..lol..no b my fault say i b 100% oyinbo pepper..infact i need 2 go 2 Ekiti..make i<br />

do my proper research sef..even though i knw say na from my mumsy's side of Ekiti<br />

Bros Macdeele..hahahahahahahahahaahahaha..iro oooo...plus just like Bill Clinton "i<br />

have nvr had sexual relations with that lady"..lol<br />

Dami..omo, hin get as hin b oooo..i 4 even say no b me d boy dey talk 2..until i notice<br />

say na only me pass 4 hin side..lol..akoba adaba, Olorun maaje a ri<br />

Mumi..lol..at all ooo..u sef suppose knw say i no fit come up with that kind joke...lol<br />

Jide..thank u very much..ose gan..na today i knw say u dey after my best interest...emm,<br />

after u<br />

Victor..omo go check our msg on weds, u go knw say na u break cup..i dey here dey<br />

wait 4 u for almost 5hrs but u no gbagaun mi..but we still dey kampe sha..lol, remember<br />

dat mad woman wey dem bring cum church 4 missionary wk thanksgiving sunday over<br />

12 yrs ago..wey dey chase after me, cum dey call me "my husband"..wey all of u cum<br />

dey laff, instead of helping me..lol<br />

Tolu...iro ooo i no score ooo..i just b like Yakubu...i miss open net..lol<br />

Duppsie lomo..u knw say i no fit do that 2 u now...when u dey there..c as this ur profile<br />

pic b like puff-puff..y i go cum do dat 2 u..IM INNOCENT ooo<br />

Oladipe Victor: Lol...hahahahaha...that's a longtime ago...dude, only have a slight rem<br />

of that...u know say I get low intesive memory, but I remember when I was born<br />

sha...lol, no be so we, both agree to talk on fb and I did wrote you...na you no show up<br />

nah...anyway sha, as e dey go...on ym now...lol, miss ya a little...African popcorn<br />

Moyosore Babalola: Da-da! It's coming, it's just around the corner!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Victor...omo that ur Bush Baby fake jorr..i no receive any mail..at all...how u go<br />

remember d story, when u don oooooold...lol..guy no dey talk say u miss me like that..no<br />

make pple think say i dey score own goal..lol<br />

Moyo...lol..pschewww....u knw say u b my blood, no make i vex 4 u oo...around d cornr<br />

b ti bawo ooo..infact im banning all ladies around me with immediate effect...Indefinite<br />

strike !!!<br />

Oladipe Victor: Ashh...mii bush baby fake...no worry we'll sort that out tonite...I beg I<br />

never old oooo...how u expect make I rem that old tales...na ur film now dat na y u


emember the romance...nd who tell u say you fit score...nah nah...not in ma hole...lol<br />

catch ya<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: Victor...ewww...that's nasty...me n u no go exchange dat kind<br />

kini...besides na Duppsie's (aka Phoebe Opekelomo Olusola) own i want..lol ..na she b<br />

my "Make-a-wish" foundation<br />

John Jnr Onuoha: lol<br />

Blazing Bee: lol<br />

Aderibigbe Tope Don Demo: U 4 go carry am !<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Bros J..lol..im still terrified by d whole experience..<br />

Beckster...LOL well well o, madam...lemme catch u<br />

Demola..ehn, ehn, cos na my property abi?..im not down with O.P.P....whateva u think d<br />

meaning is..lol<br />

is often imitated but can nvr b duplicated....i'm still Naija's<br />

number 1 Onyocha<br />

Kunle Ayanbule: true talk jare<br />

Elu 'Socrates' Tunde: yes o!<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: Lol<br />

Prince Adeayo Hassan: nice 1 mehn...<br />

Toheeb Adigun: Who lied to you? lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

kunle, Elu, n my Prince...i gbadun u, bros<br />

Dee...it's true now...u knw im like molue...not only r we, big n mouthed...we r also<br />

Onyocha (oyinbo lon je be)<br />

Heebz...abeg commot my page...lol<br />

Prince Adeayo Hassan: Lol...even though u b Onyocha...omoge stil 1 die 4 dere...u're<br />

mouthed trueli... trueli...just dey mega bubble dey go...<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hahahahahaha....how u knw say omoge dey die 4 me 4<br />

here...na where u get ur information from?...lol...na lie oh...no omoge dey put me on<br />

notice...at least 2 my face...therefore, i still dey fly solo


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