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...2 my single naija based broz, d ezest way 4 a naija based lady 2<br />

fall in love with u is buying her N3,000 worth of recharge cards<br />

weekly...na wa<br />

Olukemi Akin-Ajayi: D A M I......<br />

Jayeola Papingo Odunewu: Dami dats not fair.its so false.<br />

Adedayo Christine Ogunnaike: big lie......<br />

Oginni Bukkie: maybe the type of girls u roll wit dami!<br />

Jayeola Papingo Odunewu: Dami u c now,naija girls don vex!lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Auntie Kemi, mi o paro now...lol…<br />

@all..e joooo ohhh...it was nvr my intention 2 vex any naija lady...pls put emphasis on<br />

"d ezest way"<br />

Toheeb Adigun: Haha, the easiest way huh<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: no b me talk am ohh...ladies, if u wanna kill someone, pls<br />

feel 2 deal with Basketmouth<br />

Lara Crystal: And who says you are not basketmouth<br />

Bisi Heavensdaughter Alaran: wow! Just dat They seriously need 2 be hanging out<br />

wiv me.hehe!<br />

Gbemi Babalola Olawunmi: Aburo you no finish the joke. Basketmouth now went on<br />

to say, after you buy the babe recharge card she go flash you. You call the babe back<br />

thinking she had problems with the card and then the babe go reply 'err I just wanted to<br />

say thank you for the recharge cards' On the poor dude's credit , imagine....<br />

Lara Crystal: Gbemi... Hmmm... Simply wonderin if its a chic behind dat name!!!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

BC...na so ohh...i know pple who practice that though...def not me sha...lol.<br />

@Sista Gbemi...e ma se ohh...dem 1 crucify me 4 here...thank God 4 u ohh<br />

Lara...mehn she's my egbon agba/ cuz 2 d 10th power sef...she's not even my eldest sis'<br />

mate...se o ri bi ose commit error ni sin...it's all good...u can kindly put wrapping paper<br />

on ur face...lol..<br />

Sista Gbemi, e joo e ma binu ohh<br />

Lara Crystal:<br />

Oh Dami..ibi to fe gba yo si mi ni yen,abi.. Me ma,am ready 4u cuz i go put u 4corner.<br />

Sis Gbemi..,Oloruko mum mi iyen Ololufe Dad mi,..Password system mi ati gbogbo<br />

financial docs mi,..Future name dotta mi,.. Ema binu,segbo..omode nlo se mi.. But<br />

actualy..mi o mind te ba send crdt si mi..i promise to nt2 flash but cal n let u knw it hs<br />

gone in..ma numba is 234803817.<br />

Dami..aboaba loro tie..lol.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: story, story...storrrrrrrrrrrrrrry...lol...all na bone, thugs n<br />

harmony...lol...na every lady wey comment on my status or pics i dey date abi...lol...na<br />

wa 4 u ohh...u have classified me as d General Overseer of Olusho agutan gbogbo Omo-


Gobe...lol...anyway hope d wrapping paper cover ur oju well-well sha.....my sista Gbemi<br />

has 4given u...all u now have 2 do is 2 "fi tayo-tayo ke Halleluyah"...lol<br />

Gbemi Babalola Olawunmi:<br />

Lara, LOL, no offence taken dear.<br />

Dami, you are too much. Your status updates are serious crack yah ribs, lol. <strong>Seriously</strong><br />

you should give up your day time job and go into Naija stand up comedy, for real there<br />

is serious money to be made. Infact you should start charging for these your status<br />

updates, lol!<br />

Lara Crystal: E ma je ki ori Dami wu koja b-careful o. Anyways,u cld cnsider a stage<br />

name 'SLIM D'..n ME-ur financial manager..<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Sista Gbemi...e se jare, egbon mi...yes oh, im really thinking abt becoming a stand-up<br />

comic...but that 1's gonna happen in naija...if i start it here, dem Oyinbo pple won't b<br />

able 2 understand my jokes...except may b if i have an akata interpreter...these jokes<br />

started when i watched a movie starring "Mr. Latin" 4 d first time...n ever since<br />

then...well, enuff LOL has bn seleing (would like 2 use this opportunity 2 give Mr Latin<br />

a shout-out... a ma n gbadun ere yin gan ohh...lol)...u r also ryt as per charging 4 my<br />

status updates...it's just like elasticity of demand n supply....lol...Egbon, this is just d<br />

beginning... e watchout 4 my own version of awada keri-keri...COMING SOON<br />

Arabinrin Omolara....my head no wu, o kan explode ryt now...abeg stop 8ing...Slim D's<br />

not good 4 my personality jo...don't u know i have a rep 2 protect....my stage name's<br />

gonna b "Mo Gentle Gan" alias d area broda..financial manager ko, bank manager ni...oh<br />

i 4got 2 tell u that i graduate from college with a degree in accounting....therefore, i<br />

always fly solo, my dear...o se gan...lol<br />

Lara Crystal: Wateva happend 2 'temper justic wt mercy'. Watcha back,bro..lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...remember i told u i was gonna clap back at ya...well,<br />

how do u like me now...lol<br />

.....mehn i feel like munching on orogbo n obi<br />

Pheobe Opekelomo Olusola: hmmmmmm! u dis small boy.......what do u know that is<br />

called orogbo or even obi<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: Lol my brother go ahead jjarre nothing small about orogbo and<br />

obii. That one naa. Read agbalagba fooood lol<br />

Folarin Oladapo: En en, o lyk 'taba'....lol<br />

Yinka Junior: should i forward som via DHL christmas is here again!!!!!!!!!! are u<br />

coming home for X-mas<br />

Habeeb Adebisi: lol


Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Dupe...whateva jo...u sef wan chop d 2 as well..no lie<br />

Dee.. thank u jare....bn craving since yesterday afternoon..don't knw y<br />

Dapsy...yes ohh...u wan UPS some 2 me ni mi o mind sha<br />

Yinka....aburo, u still haven't replied my msgs...which levelz now<br />

Beebz, how u dey<br />

Habeeb Adebisi: ye ye<br />

Teebossmay TheTwoods: reallygood for u man.<br />

Folarin Oladapo: lol<br />

Bayo LegalTender: how many u need make i dhl am sharply,u get my details 4 western<br />

union right<br />

Dotun Olusola: LOLZ.... U CAN HAVE IT ALL...<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Tayo..thank u my broda....im happy 4 myself as well...lol<br />

Bayuu...organize now.nothing is 2 small, nothing is 2 big..plus i get ur details<br />

Dotman..i wish, my broda...<br />

needs d I.G. of police's help....my homeboy is looking 4 his<br />

missing rib n we believe d olopa department can help us out....i<br />

think we shld start searching d places of worship first<br />

Elu 'Socrates' Tunde: lol.....God help una<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: Old boy this one pass funny…Why u come say place of worship<br />

now lolol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol....my pple, how una dey....we suggested place of worship<br />

cos we fit find d missing rib connected 2 a holy arabinrin....mimooooooooooooo<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: hahahahahahahahhaha oh ok..ol boy u funny pass pass self. Afi<br />

mimo ..so una be obirin RIB una dey look for for place of worship. abeg look well well<br />

oh<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: LMAO...na me b dat ohh, my broda...just had 2 put my<br />

signature...awon gbogbo bigssss boiz n all……no b me....na my padi...i don already find<br />

my own...i just dey do good samaritan....mo man so re gan...lol<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: Afi big buyzzzz lolilol u are took much<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: thank u, thank u....my big head's swelling...in short, it's abt 2<br />

explode...yeee, yeeeee, egbami ohh...lol...<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: lol mee too oh i don find my own lolol ahh abeg oh we no fit<br />

afford for una head explode ohh a ni ri esu AMEN MIMO<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: Amin ohh....yes ohh, u don find ur own n Baba God ti


already sign si...i just gbadun d way una dey display 4 fb...una b like Brad Pitt n<br />

Angelina Jolie...infact i wan b like una when i grow up.<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: hahaha oh boy u are tooo funny and yes God has definately fi<br />

sign si<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: thank u, bro...i appreciate u big time...watch out 4 my own<br />

version of erin ke-ke baba suwa..COMING SOOOOOON<br />

Lara Crystal: Dami..A homeboy of urs called YOU<br />

Jenny Koko: ha ha ha<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Lara...mehn im not d 1 ohh....if na me dey search, omo, i would have gone 2 report d<br />

matter 2 LTV 8...and even seeing that i yellow well well, i sure say dem go wan hook me<br />

up with my own reality dating show...fun apeere... "WANNA BE MY DAMILETTE"<br />

Jennifer.....how now...Jenny baby ohh, Jenny baby ohh...JENNIFER...lol<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: this guy is back at it again<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...no b me ohh...dem dey call me out ni....n since i b<br />

member of boys' scout back in primary skool, i gast 2 prepare 4 any ejotito<br />

Folusho Caleb: @dupe,i ws expectn u 2 ask who s dammy s referin 2:as his<br />

own.Dammydee,i sign 4 una.<br />

Lara Crystal: Haa..if na me be Jeniffer..u 4 c my red eye ooo...Dami,i giv it to u...U<br />

GOOD!!!...lol.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Lara..thanks dear...emi naa ko ohh, Olorun Oba ma ni....hahahahahahahahha<br />

Folusho...ok, ok, i guess i'll have 2 uncover her identity...mehn d fine gal's name's<br />

Taylor...she's Tafa's older sista...lol<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: lol ol boy u be my kind of guy oh no holding back na sso wonder<br />

jesus dey du u con dey put her name for blast like that me and u for hand out oh make<br />

we come plan una proposal tiffany and co na we go shop lololol funny guy<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah...mehn im literally rolling<br />

on d floor here...lol....when dat time comes, i go def take u up on d offer....thank God 4<br />

correct brodas like urself ohh...me i no get fashion taste..n by looking @ Julez's oruka,<br />

mehn i gbadun ur taste big time..i go make u chairman of my wedding planning<br />

committee (ilu oyinbo chapter)<br />

Akindolapo Modupe: hahahahahahahah amen to that<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Dee…Amin, Amin, Amin loruko Jesu....e ke Halleluyah.....HALLELUYAH.....E JA<br />

YIN OLUWA LOGO....OGOOOOOOOOOOO<br />

Lara...ur popsi says "efi tayo-tayo ke Halleluyah"....lol<br />

Lara Crystal: Dami..conclusion... U R A CASE!!!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: haahahahahha...yes ke ohhh<br />

Elu 'Socrates' Tunde: Dami...lets talk more on d WANNA BE MY DAMILETTE<br />

reality t.v show,its d in-thing now..N:B i don dey sell forms already!!


Damilola Dele Omodara: u b correct guy jare, padi mi...u chop smarties...make we dey<br />

carry dey go, as we dey feel ourselves so...KOKO MANSION no dey our level @<br />

all....unlike dem koko master's own, u know say we dey operate a centralized<br />

DAMIcratic system of government (emphasis on d "centralized"...e jooo)...i dey feel d<br />

parole jare...make we go shoot d programme 4 Ekiti...may d force b with us all ohh<br />

Elu 'Socrates' Tunde: Ekiti kei no dey for dat one o!!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: Elu, u b my person now...i no fit lead u into darkness now...if<br />

u no wan go there cos of security reasons,Baba God go shorrr all of us..plus once my<br />

pple know say uncle yellow n Da'Crats r in d hizz-house, dem go dey always supply me<br />

withmy own person security...just by snapping my fingaz.. so, fi okan e bale n drink kool<br />

aid, ore mi...d force is with u<br />

Elu 'Socrates' Tunde: Ekiti.......hmmmmmm<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: bobo mi just kool ur mind....Ekiti pple dey always show me<br />

love....plus my maternal grandpa Adeyanju was d former Oba of Ikole....therefore, u dey<br />

roll with his grandson...abeg no broadcast ohh...i like being an ordinary vanilla guy<br />

Elu 'Socrates' Tunde: lol<br />

just found out abt this Nigerian Idol kini lori Internet..me sef<br />

dey go signup 4 d Lagos audition....i get singing talent now..but<br />

no expect me 2 ..emm..emm..emm..this-thing like Enrique<br />

Iglesias ooo..i b d mixture of Bright Chimezie and Terry G<br />

Moyosore Babalola: Ginger-your-swagger!<br />

Az Olubukola: Lolz...no be ur kaind den dey wa nah.u no go even reach audition stage<br />

sef...lolz<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

lol..Moyo my dear bro..how u dey now..otojo meta..my own no b ginger oooo..my<br />

own b goya adobo ur swagga..miss u, cuz….<br />

@Bukky..hahahahahah c yawa oooo...i b one of d best-worst singers this country<br />

produce..lol<br />

Az Olubukola: No be best worst lon wa o nah best best o...lolz anyway u fit be the<br />

anchor sha.<br />

Oladipe Victor: You need am gan oooooo...before u soji na Thedamiractic One<br />

everywhere...you con even get unique look....sign up jooo I dey your back..<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Bukky..LMAO..this ur comment dey hype me up gan..hahahahah<br />

@Victor..correct, temi gan gan..u knw, everybody go knw who i b..even those babes


wey dey shakara me those days..lol<br />

Az Olubukola: @ victor,i support your motion our own naija oyinbo fat joe<br />

escape..lolz.LSMCM votes alone go carry u win.u sing lyk frog or aaron neville ko mata<br />

mor<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: Bukky...hahahahahahahaha...African Vanilla lomo..u dey<br />

make me consider it true true ooooo...ori mi n expand b elastic ni sha..lol..eyin campaign<br />

manager, i hail oooo<br />

Olukunle Oyeniji: my guy hpe u ve av d talent,make u no go 4kup ooo<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol....Kunle, dat 1 no b d point, my broda...popularity go<br />

carry vote 4 me<br />

Ajayi Bimbo Omotoyosi: na wa o!na idols b da next mata anyhw sha i got ur back...<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..Bimboloooo baba, thank u oo my broda...if popsi c me 4<br />

tv doing idols, mehn his facial expression go priceless gan.plus his phone go dey off d<br />

hook..lol..<br />

Dami Akinwande: My namesake,you're just a case. There's never a dull moment with<br />

you. But about the votes...hmmm let's negotiate that: I get you the votes and we split the<br />

price......lol!<br />

Oladipe Victor:<br />

@ bukky...naija fat joe ke...na down gradde be that oooo..na naija rick ross...be dami…<br />

@ dami..all those chick go ten ten times each....cos they go wan associate now<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

my dearest namesake tohh bad..LAW N ORDER lomo..LMAO...oya now make we<br />

negotiate..i don gather enuff votes already n i nvr even pari my registration...this life<br />

good ohh….<br />

@Victor...exactly ooo i no b fat joe, or even rick ross (he fine reach me..lol)..i b naija's<br />

own "African Vanilla"...cream crackers lomo, anti-chocomilo..assorted biscuit ni<br />

mi..dem no go mistakenly think say i b O.K. biscuit..jorr<br />

Oladipe Victor: Hhhhhahahahaha...African Vanila...Lomo joohr, cream cracker..o like<br />

sugarcane<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..mo tun wa dun b nasco wafers<br />

Oladipe Victor: Lol...hahahahhahahahahahaha...o like krackjer I yen no dun gan tabi<br />

butter bread<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...which 1 b butter bread again..ok i dey go<br />

international...d biscuit wey summarize me gan gan b Rich Tea..omo, respect my logo...I<br />

AM D NEXT NIGERIAN IDOL...gbam!!!<br />

Oladipe Victor: O ya now....sing to this beat make I feel you...du du ka ka du ka....du ka<br />

ka du ka...dudu dudu dudu du du ka ka du du ka.....lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lmao...no worry, u go soon hr my voice live n direct...igboro<br />

ma daru ni..lol<br />

Oladipe Victor: Jo ma je ki igboro da ru bi oct 1 bomb blast ooo<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hahahahahahaahhh...mehn i gbadun u 4 being unserious like


me...i salute u, soldier..lol<br />

Oladipe Victor: Nah...me self dey test my skill...I fit join you for the competition make<br />

u no dey suprise oooo..<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hahahahahahahahahahh..oya bounce out....<br />

Oladipe Victor: Hahahahahah...you dey fear...you no want contest me....dey go fit give<br />

me the first because I be lepa..<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hahahahahahaahahah omo clear like clearasil oooo..u wan<br />

test d heavyweight champion..lol<br />

Oladipe Victor: Hahaha...see you, u think say heavy weight champion na by body...the<br />

new TNA champion J.Hardy na him small pass amongst the contestant , but na him still<br />

carry belt...I go slam you..come finish you with my lyricsoto....but I go have<br />

mercy...bcos u be my padi sha..lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lmao...n i dey think say na only me b d agbaya wey<br />

like/watch wrestling..i no knw say we porr nbe..lol..na me go take that ur place 4 choir<br />

sef<br />

Oladipe Victor: You self no say o le nu mbe....cos na we dey run thgs for that way....no<br />

vacancy<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hahahahahaahh ur shakara 2 much 4 inside church..btw u n i,<br />

i sabi sing pass u..lol...if i dey lie, make we do friendly competition..or u dey fear say i<br />

go "akowonjo" all ur church paroles/ potential paroles..including that babe now..lol<br />

Oladipe Victor: Hahahahaha...na wettin you self no...if no be say...hmmm...and for<br />

church paroles no go there at all, I still remember that babe wey you tell me codedly....I<br />

b I lie....if u no want make I drop MIC..<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: me tell u abt babe...hahahahahh spill am out now...i knw say<br />

i no tell u anything...won o nife ko ba e ooo..lol<br />

Oladipe Victor: A se o tie leee….Sha me self tell u abt any babe...<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...u no need tell me..but i don already knw every<br />

sinceeee..i just dey laff..mi o le...no b u dey send our young guy (wey dem even<br />

announce his birth 4 church back then) 2 help u out...hmm, given-to prove-constructionproof<br />

Oladipe Victor: Hahaha...dami u no serious...no be so sha.....abeg no use joke spoil my<br />

profile for church, you know say I be saint for real...and no be wettin you think ooo<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: e pele o, St. Obi..lol..how i go no if u b saint or not...2001 b<br />

last time wey i regular 4 church now..everybody don grow..so i no knw if u dey under-G<br />

tohh lorr G<br />

Oladipe Victor: Anyhow na you know...me I knw say I try for that church cos I no get<br />

any babe for church oooo<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: yes sir...i no knw say u go Defence Academy secondary<br />

school..this 1 wey u dey defend urself..lol...anyhow dont b surprised sha if i collect Mic<br />

from dem broda Tunde..n korin..dat day u go need 2 take ur camera out, cos u go fe lati<br />

ya pic of Damydeezy<br />

Oladipe Victor: No be only defence academy na fountain of knowledge I go...sha na


pop somethg u think say we dey sing for church...infact e no fit reach your turn...well if<br />

u fit wait till 2030 vacancy go dey that tym..<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hhahahahahaahahahahah..se b na 2 just ba Papa soro, n he go<br />

allow me..our bond b like macaroni n cheese (na me b cheese sha ooo)...mehn i dey<br />

gbadun ur flow, bro...u dey keep me company 4 here..i dey school...work nvr start n i<br />

dey bored b4 u show...abeg continue with d yawa..<br />

Oladipe Victor: Na same here...nd I dey gbadun your yawa<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hahahahahahahah correct, bro..mehn i no dey like 2 dey b<br />

around these 1989/90 kids here jorr..i dey feel old..lol..if u c me sef, i dey act like<br />

responsible person..dem no knw say i no serious rara..lol<br />

Oladipe Victor: Hahahahaha...person dey behave responsibly nah...person no b pikin<br />

again now...atleast by next year you go dey plan ur marriage<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hahahahahahahahah guy no lemme choke ooo..marrkini..make<br />

i still enjoy my freedom..or u no knw say marriage b like life sentence..no<br />

possibility of parole...u go dey under lock n key..wifey go dey GPS u nigbogboigba...so<br />

fun idi eyi, i nvr ready ooo....plus u old pass me..so egbon, after u ooo..lol<br />

Oladipe Victor: You no serious na by age...on that gps mater...mehn technolgy don fuck<br />

guys up ooo infact if yuour spouse want see you for anywhere you dey self na video<br />

call...even if you dey on to parole....<br />

Seun Odetola: leave matta....Goggle earth don show the way sef if u say u d office na<br />

just make wifey goggle ur office plus MTN car track don spoil road now adays the best<br />

thing na to get multiple lines...MTN for wifey call, Glo for dem runs and etisalat for<br />

extraterrestrial ufo's dem<br />

Oladipe Victor: @seun...na true talk be that ooo...infact na wettin I go do be that, but I<br />

thank God say I neva marry...<br />

Az Olubukola: Victor and damicratic...just put tomatoes on ur nose and u are swimming<br />

in €$£¥# u r simply hilarious.lest i forget Peak Talent Show dey on o den dey wa yin 4<br />

there o.<br />

Oladipe Victor: @oluwabukola...ahshh si tasi wey you give a Orobo & Lepa Inc...make<br />

we put tomatoes for nose...I reserve my comment...if we apply for peak talent show<br />

them go disqualify us...we too dey professional for sturfs like that...we<br />

entertain..personalty like Presidents, governors ambassadors, ministers...etc...so we are<br />

too matured for sturf lyk that...we even need 1 female to join us...abi u dey interested..if<br />

u are log on to our website...thank you..<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Victor...LMAOO..."even if u dey on parole"...guy i hail ooo…<br />

@Seun..i go make sure say i no get gadgets..these orisirisi wey u yan dey fear me<br />

o...common facebook lasan, "awon d owner" dey shorr me like thief..lol…<br />

@LMAO..Bukky, u sef dey pamilerin..im gbaduning this ooo..c transition, from singing<br />

competition 2 yawa 2 marriage talk 2 Olusho agutan..lol<br />

is thinking abt whitening his skin


Folarin Oladapo: Whch skin d already white skin or anoda...<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol....na d same one ohhh...i nvr yellow enuff....im currently<br />

quarter-to afin......<br />

Tunde Ola: continue from where michael jackson stopped plz<br />

Babatunde Ayomide Dolamu: abino guy how,u don back<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

haaaa Tunde..tot u cared abt ur bro...lol…<br />

@Shakiru....yeah, man, i got back yesterday<br />

Jenny Koko: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mj go vex 4u 4 in grave ooooo lol<br />

Olagunju Fatima: error dammy error<br />

Hollageeday Sobande: thats taboo........<br />

Danyiwo Basirat: u no fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

Olayinka Ayobami Olutola: wetin do this one you get<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Jenny.....wetin kan MJ 4 dis oro now we r extremely different.....he was d king of<br />

pop....i'm d Asiwaju of gbogbo Ekiti bigsss boisss....plus he didn't change his skin on<br />

purpose now…<br />

@Fatima.....this no b computer virus now...just think abt it....i want every1, particularly<br />

d ladies, 2 faint n scream when d c me....my cuz's wedding that i went 4.....when d MC<br />

called out all d single men 2 come out 4 tossing of d garter, was d first dude 2 jump<br />

out...come n c enuff pple screaming n taking my pics...so imagine me as an oyinbo<br />

guy...enuff fanbase...lol..<br />

@Jide....taboo ni bo...what if i kinda "mistakenly" change it nko....will u now deny me<br />

if we jam somewhere<br />

@Bimbo.....haaaaaaaaaaaaaa abeg don't understimate me ohh...i can do n undo<br />

@Yinka...omo this face don dey old small....that's y i wan do skin renewal 4 skin visa<br />

consulate<br />

Jenny Koko: 1luv asiwaju of gbogbo ekiti bigsss boisss bt ewa careful o no tink am,<br />

shey emo wipe u don white lik dis sef lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: u get point there sha...u don dey hype my head up small<br />

small...nice 1 dear........yes ohhh, im 100% nsturally flavored vanilla oyinbo bro....hmm,<br />

i'll think abt it well sha....mehn hope u no mind, i go keep u as part of my "panel of<br />

judges"<br />

Jenny Koko: no walaha i mean no wahala lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..it's all good, dear...i gbadun u jare<br />

Omoniyi Oluwafemi: No do am o......<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...i'll think abt it...but if i do it, i'll change my name from<br />

damilola 2 Damimiah (just like Isaiah, Nehemiah n Jeremiah)<br />

All u guys dt r fascinated by d size n shape of a lady's behind,


emember dt she also farts n poops...afterall, she's<br />

HUMAN...hope I've bn able 2 confuse n irritate u..<br />

Agbede Tope Mimololuwa: Bola Fagbuaro's mom is to be buried today.......hope you<br />

know sha<br />

Abulude Kayode Kaykay: U no serious Dami.<br />

Oladosu Gabriel Olalekan: Bros. U are a real and True naija Guy. But I love the big<br />

behind and the poops and fart makes It more interesting. I hope i've been able to prove<br />

ma point.<br />

Iweha Charles Ejike: damocratic republic....mehnnn u killed it. lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

@Tope..thank u for tellin me, bro..I hv since holla'd @ him..btw, hw do u knw we r<br />

padis sef<br />

@Kayode..or Kayode Christ, as u dey call urself ds days..I'm always serious abt<br />

unseriousness o<br />

@ Lekan..lol...ewwww....dts nasty joor<br />

@ Charles...thank u jare my broda..I don't tell lies ooo...well nt anymore sha..since<br />

20mins ago<br />

Tinuade Ogunnoiki: Ladies, ladies, ladies pls can u just talk abt guys too<br />

Husssshhhhhhhh!<br />

Na only 4 yankee dem go yan "Breaking news"..say two horses<br />

just die..smh<br />

Hamza Ajose Llolzzzzz<br />

Tola Costa Lol<br />

Abulude Kayode Kaykay Na news now....<br />

Tola Costa hope it is not snowing in ur area<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

my pple, na so I c am o<br />

it snowed on friday or so..gearin up for anoda round tmw ooo<br />

www.damicraticrepublic.com

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