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Eyin bobos, I'm sure u gbadun'd dt Tiwa Savage's music video<br />

"wanted"..don't mind what ur women think ok...u'll enjoy d<br />

video more in dia absence....salute n activate d "replay" button<br />

on youtube<br />

Faceofcilla Too Dorocrazy dami lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...iwo gan Doromakeover Bussy lol<br />

Funmi Olasewere Olowu Lol...Damilola Dele Omodara,you are so wrong!!!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara lol....I know....but it feels so good tho<br />

Temitope Badejopj Damilola !!!!Kare<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...emmm emmmm emmm....no b me wryt ds o...hin b like<br />

say person don hack my account ni sha..<br />

Temitope Badejopj Lol<br />

If u r a year 1 uni/poly student, u r undecided as per ur major,<br />

but u r very good @ talking behind pple's back n u r a five star<br />

proper amebo....ohhh my dear younger brethren n sisren, I say<br />

unto u today...u shld consider Business Administration as ur<br />

major.<br />

Agbabiaka Grace Iyanuoluwa Funny u!<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande U no well<br />

Ogunyemi Temitope Folayemi Ou should also consider counselling o....aburo mi<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Grace...lol. Iwo gan fine gehhsss u and eyebrows u<br />

·@Jide..lol..epe....Dokita Esan, no misdiagnose me o<br />

·@Tope...lol..u knw na, as innn, in it..if say na me mentor Goodluck, he no go go into<br />

politics...na fashion designer I 4 encourage am to become<br />

Ogunyemi Temitope Folayemi Naija for better for say you no neglect your God given<br />

talent......shey you see now<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol. Tohhh....Eerinkan bayi...u shi, u shi now<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Smh..make una no dey deceive dis African<br />

Afin...anyways..post more to that Opekelomo and Uncle Daddy today<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...yh bro..we'll post today, n probably shoot a youtube<br />

video in d nxt couple of days..ose gan, man<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Okay...Meanwhile...i can wait to shoot a<br />

film with u dis next reunion


Damilola Dele Omodara Yes o..Same here, brother<br />

Ogunyemi Temitope Folayemi Concerning ya youtube video......give us a link sha o<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Mos def, brother<br />

Just wanna use ds opportunity to wish all my ex-girlfriends----><br />

a "Happy Ex-Girlfriend's Appreciation Day"..sorry for nt<br />

tagging or writing down ur namesssss...wouldn't want any of u<br />

to b upset with me for not remembering to include ur<br />

name...anyway, u r all appreciated n blessed..<br />

Jolade Oba Akisanya i really wanna thank Akisanya Tunde ex-girlfriends too...u know<br />

why...cos their impatience got me my Husband....Thanks girls for not being patient else<br />

u all would have hooked him before i did....lolz..(dammy u see..i have reason to thank<br />

ex-girlfriends tooo...)<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol....yels ke...omo olope<br />

Jolade Oba Akisanya yes oooo<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Uhm...#Thinking#<br />

Ayiba-Lahyefa Daintee Igoniwari Ini lol<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Ayiba....<br />

Ayiba-Lahyefa Daintee Igoniwari Ini whats up<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Inbox me ur pin<br />

Ayiba-Lahyefa Daintee Igoniwari Ini ok, i will but not subscribed yet sha<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Kk.. But can u whatsapp<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Omo mk una do facebook inbox oooo abeg<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Sharaaappp Dere....<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara I dey try sleep ma ni o b4 alarm wakes me in a few...u cum<br />

use anfani of my status to dey ask ds fine gehh, Gloria, questions...se u no jasi say she<br />

no wan chat wit u ni lol..I step in @ d ryt time to save d day<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande smh......no let my ex-gehhs know say I dey<br />

chat wit babe...cos unmarried ones amongst them will pour acid on person ooo....<br />

Ayiba-Lahyefa Daintee Igoniwari Ini hmmn!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Jide...Lol well "unwanted" bleaching is nt bad afterall......<br />

·@Gloria, I sight u jare, fine gehh...btw, u still snap pics in multiplessss...I go surely<br />

buzz u later when I wake proper..hin don tey small<br />

Ayiba-Lahyefa Daintee Igoniwari Ini @dami:lol, but wait oh with all these chats and<br />

comments, sleep still dey ur eyes ok oh, happy sleeping! i wish i could take a nap like<br />

like that too.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Pschewwwww..alarm jst wake me now o...officially I no fit


sleep again..na Jide I blame 4 ds..<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande lmaoooo......I got the muscles....<br />

Ayiba-Lahyefa Daintee Igoniwari Ini Lol, that alarm must be spanked and Jide should<br />

be sued for breach of a peaceful and snuggling disney land destined sleep<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Oya Gramatically<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Imagine, hin cum dey rain again...it jst made me rmbr one of<br />

my ex gfs like dt..she came to do nysc in my crib dt day...nxt tin na facebook zzzzzzzzz<br />

zzzzzz zzzzzzzz<br />

Jolade Oba Akisanya Dami and d tall tale of ex geh friends past... Lol. ..grab ur copy<br />

nowwwww<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol....I no do "tell-all"<br />

book o...only myself n popsi knw all d stories..n I knw dt he won't share....<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Jolade.....u no dami has a book of record<br />

for his ex gehhs.........<br />

Jolade Oba Akisanya Lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Beeni o..#truestory<br />

Hamza Ajose GUY U WEIRD<br />

Az Olubukola DamiLicious i go tu ashiri for here o....u no go beg me Jide i see u o as<br />

u dey toast Gloria stylishly #tongueout#<br />

Prince Hollageeday Mosebolatan Sobande Smh @ Az..I dey fry Gloria self<br />

Az Olubukola na chick(en) na....lol.... Damicratic u no go beg me last warning<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Niyi..lol....n u r surprised<br />

·@Bukkylicious...haaaa...u no go do dt to ur boi na...oya jooor o, carolina..<br />

·@Jide...heheheheheheh<br />

Ds super eagles jersey wey b like "glo network".....I pray mk<br />

dem no gv person highblood pressure tmw sha..aspirin (check),<br />

water (check), n reciting Psalm 27 (check)...<br />

Ajibola Dawodu You and Psalm 27, lol! We are all praying.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara lol...no b my fault...ds our boiz sef dey boastful abt beatin<br />

Argentina...na hin mk me dey recite Psalm 27<br />

Agbabiaka Grace Iyanuoluwa Loool! Don't worry, me sef dey fast.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Haaaaa u berra chop o...win, lose or draw, na eba n okro with<br />

chicken sure pass ds evening..moo ma jeun soke ni o<br />

Agbabiaka Grace Iyanuoluwa Ahhhh! U r not a true Nigerian.<br />

Ayo Mam'jay Ajayi "pepper oyibo"no dey fear now<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Grace...lol hw nw...na hand I go even use chop d eba...mi o le wa ku na if dem no


qualify...I fit jst curse as usual noni<br />

·@Mam'Jay...I sight u, sis mi..as I don recite Psalm 27 I no fear again..nw I believe say<br />

argentina go beat us lol<br />

Haa Oloshi...Dt babe wey u dey parade kaakiri igboro na<br />

"anfani adugbo"...awon boiz ti debe daada....#OyaSmile<br />

Augustine Haywhy Juyigbe Lol. Na Animashaun she be<br />

Olarotimi A. Sokunbi Na Santa Claus; she dey donate freely<br />

Ogunyemi Temitope Folayemi She should be called "rote".......like that table tennis<br />

game we used to play while little.<br />

Bisade Olu Haterzzzz!!!<br />

Bafs Folami Hmmm<br />

Akintunde Fanegan Smh.....s m h<br />

Moses Ogunyomi Broosss u Don start again aw u take know sey awon boys ti debe<br />

dada<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara hehehehheheh<br />

To all bachelors in love: may u nvr steal, lie or cheat......but if u<br />

hv to steal, then steal her makeup bag (u need to c her natural<br />

look)..if u hv to lie, then lie to her that an emergency jst came up<br />

(if her natural look is a super-sized, extra crispy, hot n spicy<br />

THUMBS DOWN)....n if u hv to cheat, emmmmmm, give her<br />

back her makeup bag (let her use her pancake abeg...life's too<br />

short :) )<br />

Ogunyemi Temitope Folayemi #wooooorrrrd<br />

Huseinah Ojuolape Owode I agree with #steal<br />

Ama Rachi lol.wel done oo<br />

Olori Modelqwency Lols.........av u done dat<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara can't categorically tell u ryt nw<br />

Olori Modelqwency Lols......damy u won't kill sum1 oooo


Naija pple b like "ahn ahn, u mean u r still arnd..aren't u going<br />

bck again"..as if na u buy my tix..smh lol<br />

Olumide Adesida U are in Nigeria<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Emmmm emmm emmm...u mean I didn't tell u..will inbox u<br />

joor. If I tell u here, I don tell everybody b dt..<br />

Olumide Adesida Are u serious Come on bbm<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol..i hv written u on bbm, dear..<br />

Adebule Akeem Olamide "if i tell u here"... U don tell everybody already, abi how i<br />

take know lol. Se o wa dada<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara lol egbon bawo ni...moo wa pa o, ese gan...I jst gentle like<br />

pears baby...ile nko se alaafia le wa always happy to hear from u, bros mi<br />

Funmi Joy Adeoyin So funny Damilola Dele Omodara. Enjoy ur trip jare. No mind our<br />

ppl.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol thank u jare, Funmi...I get dt every single time I come<br />

home..<br />

Olori Modelqwency oga o damy m highly dissappointed buh no shit now, njoy ya stay<br />

sha<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara @Olori..smh..I'll pretend I didn't jst c ds sha..cos .in less dn<br />

5mins, I'm very sure I'll receive an apology via inbox 4 ds ur "comment"...#lipssealed<br />

Ds match surprise me pass d time my ex leave me to marry one<br />

area boy like dt...is ds really happening<br />

Olori Modelqwency Lols, damy u no go kill person o! O fi style tasi babe yen(UR EX)<br />

Afi area boy naa!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara don't tk my word for it o..na wetin everybody wey c his pic<br />

talk b dt...I jst happen to agree wit dem noni<br />

Olori Modelqwency lols, iyen na wa alright. she no sabi fine boy ni #loools#<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara #DesperationNaBast**d<br />

Diana Ekpenyong Lmao<br />

Olori Modelqwency lol #wink#<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@ Lady D...hehehe I sight u, beautiful<br />

·@ Olori everybody...I wink bck like person wey pepper dey hin eyes<br />

Faniran Oladayo Matt Lolzz, Ds guy no go kil me!!! Like seriously<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara lol....funny, but true story, Dayo...I don delete d pic sef, I for<br />

don show u<br />

Rita Usman Hmmmmn dammy u and ur mouth


Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...dem kuku don born me already na<br />

Babatunde R. Animashaun @Damilola Dele Omodara, its a serious something for you<br />

to cite such to describe how you were feeling. Pele pele... It's one of those things, it<br />

happens, really.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara @Tunde...lol..pele nikan korr, Abedi pele ni...Raimi baba, hw<br />

serious na..I say "surprise", not "hurt"..na today dem dey leave me ni..abeg gbagbe<br />

oshi joor..hehe<br />

Prince Dollayemi Luyi Bro..are u bk home<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Can't tell u yes or no ryt nw, bro...but I'm sure u'll find out<br />

somehw sha b4 ds month is over...<br />

Prince Dollayemi Luyi Okay bro..am just askin koz am aware of your dad's birthday<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Aiit...well guess u'll find out dt same day<br />

Prince Dollayemi Luyi Great...hope to see you if am lucky to attend<br />

True love is when u kiss her passionately despite d fact dt her<br />

breath STINKS REAL BAD<br />

Comm Adedokun Spicytee Ojo **yuck**<br />

Bode-aribisala Adedunke Tolulope iyama<br />

Adeolu Simeon Akintunde Actually, true love is when u tell her she's got bad breath,<br />

and drive her down to the dentist.<br />

Bafs Folami Olorun maje<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Dokunmentary...wink wink..<br />

·@Aunty Data..lol...hvnt heard dt word in a long time<br />

·@Simeon....lol, ogbeni, na inowo nla b dt, no b true love o<br />

·@Bafs...lol. U pick race<br />

Augustine Haywhy Juyigbe Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...Haywhy toh "potch"<br />

Michael Oloye Obayi Naaa wu take a pass fuck dat kinda love mate<br />

Oladayo Olabiyi agwu<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Michael....lol many tinssss dey happen o<br />

·@Dayo...lol..agboola nko<br />

Oladayo Olabiyi ts unjor<br />

Abulude Kayode Kaykay U no serious Dammie...


The difference between a female secretary and a female personal<br />

secretary: a female secretary says "Good morning, sir" (on<br />

sighting d boss at work)...while a female personal secretary says<br />

"it's morning, sir" (there's nothing like waking up with d boss)...<br />

Be a wonderful female personal secretary TODAY :)<br />

Temitope Badejopj Hmmmm<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol. But u knw ds ur "hmmm" dey always excite me na..<br />

Faceofcilla Too Cray cray<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...cray cray...crayfish ni oooo<br />

Atunwa Ronke Funmilola Dammy u no serious ooo<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara lol...na when I ever serious b4<br />

To all d ugly secondary skool girls dt I jilted back then, (turned<br />

beautiful ladies now), "I'M SOOOOO SORRY"...okay, can I at<br />

least tag ur names for proper recognition<br />

Sheyi Cole Lol..... Pls do<br />

Oladosu Gabriel Olalekan Ahhhh many of us need to do this<br />

Fikky Omoalhaja Lai Damilola Dele Omodara u dey crazy oo<br />

Akintunde Fanegan hnmm<br />

Olayinka Ayobami Olutola Lol... Bobo dami yi o gbadun<br />

Jolade Oba Akisanya tag me....lolz<br />

Rita Usman Lol<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....<br />

Bidemi Kalejaiye dami o serious at all<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji Funny thing uncle daddy, many of them<br />

know themselves...<br />

Ijeoma Ibeh Dammy dis is very funny,can't stop laughing.<br />

Adetayo Adefabi Lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Sheyi..lol, aburo, c ur mouth...when d ladies yab me finish, u go get entertained<br />

abi...ose gan lol<br />

·@Gabriel...haaa werr done, so u n I dey d same boat b dt...u jasi daada...<br />

·@Fikky...lol...I dodge am..no invite yaba left pple come o, Dokita Esan..n more<br />

importantly, GERRROUT<br />

·@Choco baba..I don tell u to trademark ds ur "hmmm" since all ds years...go saridon p<br />

urself joor


·@Yinka...lol..ehn ehn cos u don c wifey wey stick to u like glue now, na my enemy no<br />

gbadun..okay, u wey dey use eyeliner, chapstick n pomade every morning nko Se make<br />

I continue Lol<br />

·@Jolade....ohhh Ajigi baby, ashiri ti tu oooo...but dts d spirit..na y I like u b ds...so u<br />

even knw say u dey d list..lol...omoluabiiiiiiiii...u b like gladiator back then, but nw u<br />

don ladylike daada n I'm extremely happy for ur marriage...God bless u both..oya<br />

everybody can wryt "awwwwwwww"..<br />

·@Pretty Ritty...lol...story of my life for HD oooo...old tins don pass away...I b advocate<br />

for #Team"Cum"AsYouAre ds days...na "advocate I wryt o...<br />

·@Bidemi...lol...pls excuse me ooo...I'm always serious abt unseriousness..everybody<br />

already sabi dt na..<br />

·@Deji...lol beeni o..."Amorawa ladies' Community"..dem plenty 4 my fbk...I don mk<br />

peace wit some sha cos I watch wan educative yoruba movie recently..lol<br />

·@Ijeoma my dia...how now N hws d family I'm glad I made ur day o...keep laughin<br />

abeg...more jokes n unseriousness can b found on my<br />

website...www.damicraticrepublic.com #hugs<br />

·@Tayo....ehn ehn, Fabio wryt "lol"...life is good...Fabio mi owon ooooooo, I miss ur<br />

friendship like a lady missin her period...u jst dey fresh dey go like today's bread..hw<br />

family n business I supersight u gan oooo...<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji Uncle Daddy... U are super o... You take<br />

time reply everybody... Walahi... You are a superior ROLE mode. GBAM.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Aww thank u, brother..dts jst me ooo..if everyone can tk time<br />

to wryt me, who am I nt to reply bck individually...d respect goes both ways<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji Honors in return.<br />

Mekuleyi Omololu Hahahhahahahahahhahahahaahahaha<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Omololu, I c ur signature, dear...jst so u knw, enuff pple hate<br />

me 4 skool bck den..<br />

Mekuleyi Omololu Why... U r such an adorable person... Wish I knew u more sef.... U r<br />

something else tho... Lmao<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol. Hin beta as u no knw me den o..bck den, I pleased n tried<br />

to please a couple of pple, had few friends, wasn't dt approachable, plus I sure wasn't<br />

funny..what a transformation...who would hv tot I'd bn in love wit comedy later in<br />

life..jst ystdy, I read thru some of my old jokes n comments dt I had posted on my<br />

website n I jst started laughing... sometimes I wonder what I was thinkin wen I wrote<br />

some jokes lol..life is beautiful sha, I tell u<br />

Mekuleyi Omololu Yeaaah... I like the now tho, I don't evn wanna know back then...<br />

Take care hun<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara lol... alryt take care, my dia<br />

Akintunde Fanegan watin happen for weekend na....you no gist me ooO OYA ping me<br />

kiakia<br />

Titilola Odubanjo Lol<br />

Rufai Adewunmi Waiting 4 d lost o


Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Choco baba..I go holla at u nw..omo, na "dully part-on" o..<br />

·@Sista Titi..I c u, egbon...<br />

·@Wunmi...weeeeesh lost u dey wait 4 o<br />

Rufai Adewunmi Typographic error. Waiting 4 d list<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Hmmm come n see Uncle Daddy later n he'll show u<br />

Rufai Adewunmi Ok<br />

Oladayo Olabiyi lol.....baba ooo<br />

Olori Modelqwency lols. abi nao iyaf advance nw boo mi<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Dayo...I can't shout joor<br />

·@Olori..lol. Joker ni e ooo<br />

Ogunwale Delima Simidele lmao haahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaa<br />

Popoola Oluwaseun Sarah Hmmmm,this is nice and funny, anyway you know time<br />

change everyone, either from ugly girl to beautiful ladies or from quite person to a free<br />

and lovely person .<br />

Olori Modelqwency lols...b4 nko y i no go funi tani mofe fi temi jo<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Delima..u sef knw say na wetin I dey do b4 u dey do nw...apologize to all those ugly<br />

models wey dey try suck up to u n take pics with dem, so dt dem go knw say ija ti pari<br />

·@Seun...no b everyone o...some still maintain dia ugly looks..jst dt I no go talk more dn<br />

dt sha..<br />

·@Olori..Tanimola aburo Tanker ni o<br />

Ololade Lola Adebayo Dami yii o le change sha. SMH for u<br />

Omogoroye Aramide Omolara Lolzzzz.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Lolade...my dia, hin even good as u comment sef..I nvr sure if I don extend my<br />

apologies to u...abeg help me confam lol<br />

·@Aramide....yayyyy I hv a new fan ooo..welcome on board, my dia...<br />

Ololade Lola Adebayo @Damicratic, as u don talk am now, apology accepted, though<br />

we no dy flow for school dat time. Anyways apology accepted sha<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara 4 my mind sef, u dey toast me for skool, just dt u no use ur<br />

mouth talk am noni..lol.. Awww c bonding, ose my diaAa..<br />

Olori Modelqwency Damy me dey veri busy since buh i av ur time nw even if nah<br />

5min! So surprise 2 c ur nickname(tanimola aburo tanker!) buh i don remember nw say<br />

nah u i fi jo! #tongue out#<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara lol...go bleach joor..


"I thought it was gonna b very small"...#ThatsWhatSheSaid<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji She's now dawned on the NON SMALL<br />

reality.<br />

Adeolu Simeon Akintunde Damicratic, now you don wound her with the massive<br />

thing.#She'llAlwaysComeBack #OliverTwistThings<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...I don't knw what u guys r talking abt oooo...innocent me<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji Neither Do I o.<br />

Jide Shosanya The greatest Demicratic one, I hey oh.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara lol waa last, alagba Joe lasisi. lol<br />

If u r into yoruba movies, u guys shld watch "once debe" 1 n 2<br />

on youtube...hv watched it a couple of times...can't stop laughin<br />

(one of my fav movies)...shoutout to all my Exes dt I still get<br />

along with...<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji Hmmm....<br />

Olayinka Ayobami Olutola Dami oo gbadun<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

·@Deji, wetin u smell<br />

·@Yinka, my doctor..<br />

Aderibigbe Dejimanaire King-David Adedeji The place Nau... Once debe.... Ibe nani.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol..once debe is forever debe ooooo<br />

Today, we'll silence Chelsea...Man Utd 4 life...<br />

Adeniyi Omotayo Adedamola Man u will never forget today's beating so soon<br />

Olayinka Ayobami Olutola **holds laff**<br />

Omodara Naymar Hmmm....<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara who laff last nw, abeg...heheeheh<br />

Omodara Naymar Oriyomi...narrow escape!


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