cover collage walter beckers copyright 2001 the 22 year old cassius ...

SYNDICATED WHORE YOU ARE STILL YOUR CONFUSION
DISGUISED BY POLITE WAITERS SERVING THEM
COCKTAILS AT THE BAR THEIR NORMAL WAY OF
SPENDING YOUR MONEY THE WAY THEY GLANCE AT THE
KIND OF WATCH I AM WEARING I KNOW IN THESE FANCY
PLACES I WILL BE JUDGED BY MISFITS SO NEXT TIME
WHEN YOU ENTER A 5 STAR HOTEL BETTER TRY A
BOWLER HAT TO STABILIZE YOUR HEAD BY WHICH YOU
OFFEND THEM DURING ALL THE TIME THEY ARE
COMPROMISING YOU I WAS READING ANDRÉ BRETON'S
MANIFEST TO SUSTAIN MY BEHAVIOUR IT INVOLVES
INTERESTING DISCUSSIONS IT EVEN REGULATES MY
HEARTBEAT IT IS SUCH INTERESTING READING
ALTHOUGH OF COURSE YOU KNOW HE WAS BORN
FRENCH A FATAL HANDICAP WHICH DISTURBS ME
ALTHOUGH I DO NOT ACCEPT IT BECAUSE OF ANOTHER
COINCIDENTAL VIRUS SUPPOSE HE COULD HAVE BEEN
MADE IN A BELGIAN BED IF YOU CONSIDER THE WAY HE
DEFENDS HIS ABSURD THEORIES IT IS OBVIOUS HE
RESPONDS TO A TOTALLY BELGIAN SAVOIR-FAIRE A
CONGO-PARALLEL WITH HYPNOTIZING MOAMBE THE
SAME WAY BELGIAN HOUSEWIVES BAKE THE SO-CALLED
FRENCH FRIES WHICH IS A LIE INVENTED BY NAPOLEON
RESPONSIBLE FOR AT LEAST A MILLION MURDERS ALL
OF THE CONTRARY THE WAY BELGIAN CHEFS PREPARE
HOMEMADE MAYONNAISE NO FRENCH CHEF CAN
COMPETE WITH AS WHEN YOU EAT IN SPAIN WHERE
GARLIC IS ADDED TO THE MAYONESSA WHICH MODIFIES
YOUR NEUTRAL IMPRESSION ABOUT CHEAP RIOJA BUT
COMBINED WITH INVENTIVE TAPAS YOUR FINE PALATE
BECOMES AS SURREALISTIC AS THE YOUNG DALI EVER
WAS THE WAY GALA FRIED CALAMARES IN CADAQUES
THE TASTE OF FRESH GAMBAS A LA PLANCHA AFTER
THE CORRIDA A CLASSIC PREPARATION FULLY JUSTIFIED
WITH LOTS OF GARLIC BUT THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE
THEY KNOW HOW SEX REALLY HAS TO BE WITH GARCIA
LORCA AND LUIS BUNUEL IN DALI'S BED THE FRIENDLY
COMPANY IS CARESSING A DRUNKEN GALA WHICH
MAKES THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN THE ROTHSCHILDS
INVITED FOR TEATIME AT THE CADAQUES FISHERMEN'S
WHARF OR IN MANHATTAN'S SAINT REGIS' DEPENDING
ON THEIR SURREALISTIC TIMETABLE WHETHER SUMMER
OR WINTER BUT ALWAYS EXPECTED TO BE ENTERTAINED
BY SKINNY VICIOUS LEOPARDS INVITED BY DRAG
QUEENS ON TOP OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER NEXT TO
A CAMPFIRE IN PLUSHY ARMCHAIRS SPONSORED BY THE
ESTATE OF GENERAL FRANCO PRETENDING THEY LOVE
SUCKING GOLFSTICKS EXPLAINED BY E-MAIL
DESPATCHED TO THE ROYALTON ON 44TH STREET WEST
RESERVING A PARTY WITH IRISH SMOKED SALMON ON
FRENCH TOAST THE ONLY RESTAURANT IN MANHATTAN
THEY DO TRUST BECAUSE OF PHILIPPE STARCK'S POST-
COSTES ARCHITECTURE SO ADORED BY PIMPS AND
HOOKERS BAD TASTE PRETENDING TO BE RAPED BY A
BRITISH MOTHER AN ITALIAN FATHER OR A CUBAN
UNCLE BUT MOST OF ALL DISGUSTED BY THE FRENCH
GUESTS WHO DO NOT BRUSH THEIR TEETH TOO SELDOM
HAVE A BATH OR SHOWER WHICH I CAN CONFIRM WHEN
TRAVELLING FOR SO LONG THROUGH FRANCE
SOMETIMES IT DOES HAPPEN I HAVE TO TRY ONE OF
THOSE MEDIEVAL WATER CLOSETS FIGHTING CLUSTERS
OF FRENCH SHIT & PISS INVADED BY FRENCH FLIES
SOMETIMES EVEN BY FRENCH RATS ESPECIALLY ON LE
QUATORZE JUILLET WHEN THE FRENCH OUTRAGEOUS
PRIDE OF GRANDEUR IS MORE THAN OVERDONE NEVER
TO BE MODERATE WITH TOO MUCH OF BON CHIQUE BON
GENRE THE RESULT OF BEING CASTRATED IN 1940 BY A
MAD FÜHRER OF DAS REICH UND SEINE ÜBERMENSCHEN