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COLLAGE WALTER BECKERS COPYRIGHT 2001
THE 22 YEAR OLD CASSIUS CLAY KEEPS
AGGRESSING SONNY LISTON AFTER KNOCKING
HIM OUT IN THE 1ST ROUND (MAY 25TH 1965)
HEAVYWEIGHT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP,
LEWISTON MAINE, USA
THE TUMBLING MASK IS FROM A KUBA
SCULPTURE CONGO EARLY 1900

W A L T E R
B E C K E R S
MIND
FIRST
HACKING
A N N O
2 0 0 1
ISSUE
COLLECTOR’S
EDITION
32 YEARS AFTER MOON LANDING
B A N A N A P R E S S

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SIGNED BY THE AUTHOR
EACH COPY TO BE CONSIDERED
AS NUMBER ONE
COLLECTOR'S EDITION
ORIGINAL PRINT OF ONLY 49 PORTFOLIOS
MIND HACKING
FOR PRESS & THEATRE TRYOUTS
NOT IN COMMERCE
BANANA PRESS ANNO 2001
COPYRIGHT & COPYLEFT © BY WALTER BECKERS
ROZENLAAN 10 2950 KAPELLEN (TERMINAL)
BELGIUM
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P R E F A C E
THE MEANING OF CONSCIOUSNESS I
TRY TO COMMUNICATE HAS BEEN
COLOURED BY WHAT I FIND, HEAR AND
SEE HAPPEN AROUND ME.
I AM FULLY AWARE OF THE FACT THAT
MY MIND IS CONSTANTLY BEING USED
AS A SPONGE, ABSORBING,
FERTILISING OR RECEIVING INSPIRING
IDEAS, ALSO DEALING WITH
DESTRUCTIVE OR NEGATIVE
IMPRESSIONS.
AS AN ARTIST I HAVE TO INTERPRET
THESE FACTORS I USE, WHETHER
THEY SEEM HATEFUL, WORRY ME OR
BRING ME JOY. I HAVE TO
COMMUNICATE THEM THROUGH MY
FILTERING (SUBJECTIVE) BRAINS,
TRANSLATE THEM INTO WORDS,
OBJECTS OR OTHER
MANIFESTATIONS. THE RESULT IS THE
PARADOX OF MY IDEAS, KNOWING
THAT ANY MEANING I WRITE DOWN IS
TENDENTIAL AND THEREFORE
CONTROVERSIAL. BUT THIS IS THE
CHAOS OF LIFE, A PURGATORY OF A
FLOATING REALITY. THE EPHEMERE
RESULT IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR.
THE INGREDIENTS I COOK FOR YOU
HAVE TO BE EATEN BY YOUR
(SUB)CONSCIENCE.
OF COURSE THE TASTE OF MY
LANGUAGE IS INTOXICATED BY
LIFE(FORMS).
TRY ME, WHILE YOU KNOW I AM USING
YOU.
ART IS A FAKE SITUATION. AND
LIFE
(WHAT DOES THE PERSON SAY, YOU
TALK TO INSIDE YOUR BODY )
TRY AN ALKA SELTZER.
THE POISONED POSSIBILITIES I OFFER
YOU ARE TOMORROW’S MYTHOLOGY.

WALTER BECKERS 1999/2001
THIS IS A MILLENIUM JUMP
B-ANANAS W.B.

IT IS OBVIOUS I DO NOT REMEMBER WHO MAKES
ME SAY ALL THIS ABOUT PROJECTS WITH UNLIMITED
PARTNERSHIP IN AN UNLIMITED PAPER SPACE
ASSOCIATED WITH INK NO WATCHES OR MEMBERSHIP
ASKED FOR NOR DO I USE PLASTIFIED CARDS TO
CONNECT YOU WITH MARGUERITE YOURCENAR A
POSSIBLE ATTRACTION TO CONTACT HADRIANUS YOU
DECIDE IN HARMONY WITH CLONES OF PIET MONDRIAAN
EXPLAINING HIS BASIC EXPECTATIONS IN YOUR LIVING
ROOM THE PRESENCE OF YELLOW BLUE RED HE WANTS
YOU TO DRINK THE FOOD OF BOOGIE-WOOGIE I CARE TO
TRANSLATE FOR YOU ALL MY ENERGY AT YOUR
DISPOSAL SEARCHING THAT PRECIOUS ZEALAND
OYSTER WITH A TARTAN CLITORIS IN THE INK-RIVER OF
MONT BLANC OF MY WRITING-FEVER EXPECTING
PASSION IN OUR NON CORRESPONDING COSMIC
BEHAVIOUR DISPOSING OF ONLY THEORETHICAL TIME
SCHEDULES PERFECTLY CLEAN MASTERED TIME PIECES
IN THE BIEL REGION OF SWITZERLAND NEAR BERN AN
UNEXPECTED BREAKTHROUGH TO BE BORN IN
SACRIFICED SNOW LANDSCAPES & SWATCH ALL MY
INSTANTS OF CANALIZED VISION I CAN REPEAT (AGAIN)
AS OFTEN AS I WANT TO STOP OR WISH TO ACTIVATE MY
EXPENSIVE-PRECIOUS CHRONOGRAPHS BY JEAGER &
LECOULTRE PRETENDING THIS IS ALL UNREAL BUT
VERIDISSIMO DURING THE OBSERVATION OF
MICROSCOPIC MOMENTS OF CHEATING LIGHT
COMPROMISING A BILLION FLASHES IN A GAMMA-DAY A
SERIES OF HELIUM TEARS EXPLODING AMIDST FANCY
BORN STARS CURIOUSLY DIVISIBLE FACTS A MYSTIFYING
NUCLEON OF AN ATOM THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF
ON THE EGG & SEED ASSEMBLY LINE FULL OF CODIFIED
IDEAS OF ELECTRONS I AM CONSCIOUS ABOUT AMIDST
DIFFERENT QUANTITIES OF POSITIVELY CHARGED
PROTONS I WILL UNDERSTAND BY MEANS OF REASON
MORE THAN NEVER ENOUGH SCIENCE TO MAKE ME
UNDERSTAND I AM IGNORANT IN A SITUATION OF
COMPOSED DUST A KIND OF GRAVITATIONALLY BOUND
PARTICLE TO PUT ALL OF US ON TRIAL BURNING UNDER
A HOT SUN OR SHOWERED BY A LEAKING UMBRELLA ALL
DEPENDING ON THAT LAST MINUTE AIR-TICKET AN
UNNATURAL FACT OF WHICH RESPONSIBLE SCIENTISTS
MIGHT PRETEND THAT THE SUN IS READY TO DISTRIBUTE
MORE HEAT FOR ANOTHER FIVE THOUSAND MILLION
YEARS OR SO WHICH MEANS WE ARE SUPPOSED TO
CONTINUE TO ADMIT OUR INCREASING POORNESS
CONFRONTED TO OTHER COSMIC STORMS IN PROGRESS
WE HAVE LEARNED TO CALL NATURAL AS
CATASTROPHES COLLAPSING INTO OUR EXPRESSION AS
A SEARCH FOR SALVATION THE KIND OF CONSIDERATION
I WANT TO BE HYPNOTIZED BY IN THE BLOODY CANALS
OF BOTTICELLI'S VENUS' WOMBS ROTATING IN
PREGNANT STREAMS LEADING TO ACHIEVED
COPULATION SUBMERGING WITHOUT WARNING IN THE
HUDSON RIVER NEARBY THE CLOISTERS IN WEST
MANHATTAN TO BE TRANSFORMED IN A SORT OF WAIKIKI
BEACH WHERE MY SURFING SPIRIT IS REGISTERED AT
THE DESK OF THE NEW ROYAL HAWAIIAN SLEEPING IN A
DOUBLE ROOM DE LUXE AT SHERATON UPGRADED
MEMBERSHIP RATES WITH 24 HOUR ROOM SERVICE
TELEVISION & E-MAIL INCLUDED DRINKING AT THE POOL
BAR CABERNET-SAUVIGNON TO STIMULATE MY NAPA
VALLEY PREFERENCES MENTALLY SWIMMING IN THE
WARM WATERS OF MOANA WHICH MEANS IN HAWAIIAN A
STREAM OF LIGHT WHICH IS WHAT I CONSTANTLY LOOK
FOR TO ASSIST MY MYSTIC FACTORS SHOWERED UNDER
SALT WATER IN ANOTHER HEMISPHERE HAMMERING
PERRIER WATER INTO MY HESITATING CONSCIENCE AS IF

LEO TOLSTOI WERE CONFESSING ME HE TOOK XTC
WHILE WRITING WAR AND PEACE AS IF JAMES DEAN
ONLY KILLED HIMSELF IN HIS PROPAGANDA PORSCHE TO
CRASH ONLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF FAME KNOWING YOU
NEVER CAN COMPARE JEFF BECK WITH JIMI HENDRIX
BOTH PLAYING CONSPIRACY INSTEAD OF COMPARISON
IN A DIFFERENT CLIMATE WHICH IS WHAT I TRY TO DO
TOO HACKING INTO UNDERCOVER GRAVITATIONAL LAWS
WHERE I CAN SHUT THE OPEN DOOR OF MY ROOF
GARDEN EAT BROCCOLI CAMPBELL SOUP WITH A SILVER
SPOON DRINK DEL MONTE ANANAS JUICE AFTER
RUNNING RETURNING OVER THE COBBLE-STONES OF
ASCONA'S CHARISMATIC PIAZZA ALONG THE LAKE IL
LAGO MAGGIORE WHERE MY UNTRUSTABLE DREAMS
PUSH INFLAMMABLE OXYGEN INTO MY 5 LITER LUNGS
PICTURING EX-NAZI'S DRINKING CAPPUCCINO ON SUNNY
TERRACES WHO WILL NEVER BE ARRESTED NOR BURNT
BY DANTE IN A FAKE MUNCH'S CRY BECAUSE BILD
PREFERS TO SELL TITS DRESSED IN SS BLACK LEATHER
SENT BY CROSSAIR TO MOROCCO PRISONS WHERE
JEALOUS GERMAN BUTCHERS CUT THE HANDS OFF OF
STEALING GIPSIES STEALING BY THUS THEIR BREITLING
WATCHES WHICH MAKES IT MORE FUN TO SODOMIZE
THEM WHILE BLEEDING TO DEATH BEFORE THEY WILL BE
SERVED TO EBS COWS SINCE IN THE NEW FAR WEST
LOCATED IN THE SOUTHERN PART OF THE ALPS WHERE
COWBOYS BECOME YODELLERS GONE EAST TO EXPAND
WITH SONY AND KAWASAKI INVESTING IN THE BANK OF
CHINA IN SINFUL EXPANSION AS THE CITY OF SHANGHAI
AGAIN BECOMES A MAJOR IMPERIUM DICTATED BY THE
PHILOSOPHY OF CONFUCIUS ONCE MORE A
CONFIRMATION OF EDUCATED BEHAVIOUR IN THE LIGHT
OF SPACE SHINING ON MY PILLOW THE GRACEFUL DEATH
OF GERRY MARCIA HIS ALL BEAMING APPEARANCE
EXPRESSED IN LIVELY CONCERT-FINGERS RESPONDING
GRATEFULLY TO LISTENERS INNER AWARENESS A SPOT
WHERE NOT A SINGLE INSTANT IS SPOILED FORBIDDING
TO ATTACK THE BITTER SATIRE WHICH OFFENDS MY
CONTRASTS WELL ARMED TO INSINUATE THE
IMPRISONED MORE THAN EVER CRYPTICAL ADVANCING
INTO NEUROTIC TRAGEDIES OF SPASM I SMELL IN MEGA
CITIES ALL OF THE CONTRARY OF THE FREE SENSES MY
BORROWED HIMALAYAN WINGS HELP ME FEEL A
SMOOTH ROTATION OF DIZZYNESS HELPING ME TO
EQUALIZE WHAT YOU MIGHT REJECT YOU CANNOT NOT
ACCEPT NOR UNDERSTAND MY CREATIVITY WHEN I SAY
FOOD IS THE LIGHT I EAT THE ENERGYY OF WATER I
DRINK ASKING YOU JUST TRY THIS SAMPLE IT IS FOR
FREE THEN AFTERWARDS PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU
FEEL HOW YOU RESPOND TO IT HOW IT SOUNDS AS IT IS
YOUR DUTY TO HUMANIZE THE MONSTER IN YOU THE
BEAST WHICH DRAMATIZES YOU INTO DEATH AT EVERY
MOMENT YOU MUST RESIST BUT I KNOW IT IS THE
FRANKENSTEIN MIRROR THAT SCARES YOU AS WHAT
YOU SEE IN YOUR BROKEN CHART DOES NOT ACCEPT
FAITH ANYMORE AS ALL YOU NOTIFY LOOKS
SUPERFICIAL LIQUIDATED EVERY MONDAY IN GLOSSY
MAGAZINES YOU DID NOT EVEN READ YOU LOOK AT
SUPERFICIALLY AS THAT CLONED MOVIESTAR YOU
PRETEND TO RESEMBLE BLEACHED BY VICTIMIZED
ADORATION A MASQUERADE OF BLUE AND PINK
FOUNTAIN WATER AT THE CAESAR PALACE LAS VEGAS
WHERE YOU BELONG SO GAMBLE ALONG AS YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO LOSE BECAUSE POOR YOU ARE NAMED
BORN NAKED TO DIE IT EVEN MIGHT LOOK POSITIVE A
STIMULUS OF DESPERATION SINCE LAS VEGAS NEVADA
HAS BECOME SO OVERCROWDED BY WALKING BODIES
TOO SICK OF JUNK FOOD TOO DRUNK OF POISON TO

TELL ME WHERE I COULD FIND WALT WHITMAN I WONDER
WHATEVER YOU CAN STILL WORSHIP MAYBE FOUR
ROSES BOURBON OR GORDON GIN WITH TONIC OR
KETCHUP ON BURGERS OF COURSE THERE IS NO
COMMENT ABOUT IT I KNOW I AM RIGHT IT IS SO EASY
THERE IS NO MORE TO SAY NORTHERN AMERICA IS
DEMENT AND EUROPE IS SENILE ALL OF THE CONTRARY
OF THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE WHERE PEOPLE HAVE
LEARNED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS TO ACCEPT
ENDLESS FATALITY THE SHAPING OF DYNASTIES THE
BEAUTY OF WISE ANCESTORS GROWING MORE SILVER
HAIR AS A TIMELESS DEAL BETWEEN BROTHERS &
SISTERS KNOWING BY HEART THE TALES OF THE PAST
THE MASSACRES OF THE FUTURE DEEPLY INVOLVED IN
CALLIGRAPHY THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE SILKROAD
ACCOMPANIED BY MARTIAL ARTS STEP BY STEP
DECIDED TO TRUST THE FAMILY BASED ON BLOOD-
BELIEF TO MAGNETIZE THE BODY REFINE YOUR MIND TO
BE LOYAL NEVER WEAK IN MULTI-SENSUOUS WAYS OF
ACTING YOUR SMALL PART IN MADONNA'S IMAGE IN
VOGUE OF DAILY EXTASY BETTER THAN MEDECINE ON
SALE WHICH MAKES ME SAD WHEN I SIT BACK TO LISTEN
TO CHICK COREA NOW PLAYING WITH GARY BURTON I
CAN FEEL THEIR MINDS DO BLEED MAKING POSSIBLE
THAT FRIENDLY ALIENS HAVE FINALLY REACHED MY
BODY ALERTING MY SENSES I ASSUME A FRUITFUL
WARNING OF MY OAK TREES GROWING STEADY IN MY
EARTHLY GARDEN AS A SPIRITUAL WEDDING CEREMONY
AT WHICH WE MIGHT PARTICIPATE IN HARMONY A SORT
OF FUSION COOKING SO HEALTHY OUR STOMACH NEVER
HAS TO BE PUMPED A REASONABLE ECHOING OF OUR
STANDARDS OUTPOURING TENDENTIOUS OPINION ALIKE
THE STRUCTURES OF A DRUNKEN JAMES JOYCE A
HANDFUL OF PRESTIDIGITATIONS WHICH LOOK AS IF THE
BLOOMS ARE NUTS CRACKING OPEN IN BASTOGNE
UNDER THE VAST FIRE OF GENERAL MAC AULIFFE EVERY
DAY MORE OUTRAGEOUS HIS HEROIC JOURNEY REMAINS
TO BE UNDERSTOOD THIS IS WAR AT ITS BEST A FIGHT
FOR UNREASONABLE GLORY WHICH IS NOT MY PROBLEM
SINCE MOST FAKE PSYCHIATRISTS ARE DEAD SINCE
LONG FORGOTTEN IN THE BATTLE OF WITNESSING MORE
CRIME IN NEWSPAPERS TOO MUCH OF MEDITERRANEAN
INFLUENCES STARTED IN SICILY CENTURIES AGO WHEN
INVADING BARBARIANS COPULATED WITH THE
ENCHANTED NATIVES A MIXTURE OF SODOME &
GOMORRA LIVING ON RICE & NOODLES SOME BLACK
OLIVES SPICY RED PEPPERS OFFERING AN APHRODISIAC
OUTCOME A MUST TO BECOME UNCONVENTIONAL A PRE-
MAFIA INPUT INTRODUCING PIZZA OR PASTA IN THE SOON
TO BE DEMOLISHED ITALIAN ROYAL FAMILY SINCE THE
ANTIQUE SWORDS AND RAGOUT A LA BOLOGNESE HAVE
BEEN REPLACED BY FN GUNS & RUSSIAN TANKS TO
DESTROY CHECHNYA MORE DEVILISH THAN ANY ROYAL
EVASIVE TALK EVER WAS COPIED BY SCARY POLITICIANS
THE DEAD BODIES OF CRAXI'S & BERLINGUER'S ON TOP
NO LONGER IMPRESSED BY ANONYMOUS CALLS FROM
MESSINA OR PALERMO WHERE HEADQUARTERS OF
IMMEASURABLE POWER NEVER WILL BE IDENTIFIED AT
THE CONTRARY OF REASON MORE THAN EVER
PASSIVELY DENIED IN LA STAMPA OR LA REPUBLICA BY
CLINGY DORMANTS BUT THE OPEN WOUNDS OF
BOURGEOIS ITALIA WILL REMAIN TO BE TANNED BY A
CARELESS SUN OR UN PIATTO DI SPAGHETTI A CASA
DELLA MAMA ALLOWING US TO REFUSE THEIR NEGATIVE
THOUGHTS A LITTLE OVERDONE TOO HUMILITATING TO
TALK ABOUT AS IF A CLUSTER BOMB CRUELLY
EXPLODES DURING INTER-FIORENTINA IT LOOKS AS A
SELF-CRUCIFIXION SERVICE OPENING THE BALLAST OF

DESPERATE NEWSCASTERS-WOUNDS ON RAI UNO THE
TRILLIONS OF PAPERMADE POOR LIRE KEPT INFLATIVE
MUCH FASTER AS THE ELITIST CARS YOU ALWAYS WILL
RECOGNIZE AS PERFECT ITALIAN DESIGN A DAZZLING
WAY OF SCULPTURING AUTOMOBILES DRIVEN IN FIRST
GEAR BY ISABELLA ROSSELLINI FROM DOWNTOWN TO
UPTOWN ACCOMPANIED BY DRAG QUEENS ON MONDAY
BY BAUDELAIRE NEXT SUNDAY ANALYZING HIS FLEURS
DU MAL STILL PRINTED IN THIRTY LANGUAGES IMPOSING
HIS ZESTS OF REFINED VOYEURISM TO OVERRULE TWO
THOUSAND YEARS OF HOSTILITY TO CANCEL A SENSUAL
DAVE BOWIE IN CONCERT AFTER SIGHING LONELY AT
THE 21 CLUB BUT MORE THAN EVER ALIVE IN THE
CULTURE OF POP
BUSINESS INSPIRED AND INNOVATIVE FOR PLENTY OF
YEARS TO COME NOT BECAUSE OF HIS VOICE BUT OF
THE PROPHETIC IRRELEVANCE OF HIS SONGS
INCREASED BY ANDROGYNE HIS POWER CORRECTING
THE STRANGLED MACHO-LESBO BEHAVIOUR ON HIS N.Y.
PINK & BLACK INVITATION TO JOIN HIS OR HER BELIEF
THAT IF YOU CANNOT BEAT HER OR HIM WITH
REFERENCES OF AUTHENTIC MASOCHISM THE PAIN WITH
WHICH HE LICKS THE RHYTHMS OF YOUR HIDDEN
DARKNESS IN PLASTIC TANGA THE WAY BOWIE USES
DRUM & BASS TO CONDITION YOUR PROUD REVOLT TO
UNDO YOUR SILK BRA THE LUST OF GAY PARODY THE
PHYSICAL POWER OF OLYMPIC BREAKDANCE DOOMED
AMIDST OTHER TRENDS OF MEGACITY NONSENSE WHICH
WILL MOVE YOUR MIND VERSUS SCANDALOUS LIES
ABOUT NEFERTITE KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT ON ROUTE
66 IS ONLY ABUSED BY FELONISED SLAVES HIDDEN IN
ALUMINIUM SARCOPHAGES DENYING THE MUTILATED
COLOURS IN THE PAINTINGS OF FRIDA KAHLO MIXING
PROPOSALS OF HOOLIGAN-VANDALISM WITH COLD
CHURROS FOR BREAKFAST IN PLAZA MAYOR ANOTHER
WAY TO EXPORT CORONA BEER A DRINKABLE BALLET
OF MEXICAN WATER WITH A SLICE OF LEMON ANOTHER
WAY OF BEING DISHYDRATED BY CACTUS-EVIDENCE
WITH DIEGO RIVERA SPONSORED BY EL PAIS SIGNING AN
ABSURD THREE YEAR CONTRACT TO INTERVIEW SIX
SPANISH TOP SOCCER PLAYERS STIPULATING IN HIS
CONTRACT THAT HIS HONORARIUM HAS TO BE PAID TO
HIS SIX GRANDSONS ALL CHRISTIANIZED WITH HIS OWN
FIRST NAME WHICH MAKES IT FUN TO TAKE THE A-TRAIN
RETURNING TO ANOTHER BABYLON MEETING OTHER
INTERESTING ANDROGYNES OF COURSE WITH DIFFERENT
KINDS OF SPLIT PERSONALITY SYNDROMS WHICH MAKES
IT ILLEGAL BUT OF COURSE MORE EXCITING WHEN I GET
INFORMED THEY EVEN CARRY GUNS TO PROTECT MISS
UNIVERSE IT REALLY LOOKS ABSURD THE WAY SHE
SHOWS OFF WITH EXPENSIVE SHOES FROM JIMMY CHOO
TO COVER HER SMALL TAIWANESE FEET WHICH HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH SO CALLED PERFECT MEASURES
HER SILICONE AIRBAGS PRESSED IN A SKIN COLOURED
TOP FROM DKNY THE FEMINIST ACTIVISTS WILL
COMPLAIN ABOUT I CONSIDER UTMOST CRAZY AS THEY
TOO MUST KNOW THIS IS THE REAL WORLD ACCEPTING
FAKE SITUATIONS OFFERING SEXUALITY AT RIDICULOUS
RATES IN A SICK BUSINESS CAMPAIGNING FOR MORE
FREEDOM WHICH MEANS MORE IMPRISONMENT
BECOMING THE UTMOST ATTRACTION WHEN NOTHING
ELSE SEEMS LEFT WHEN HUMANS TESTIFY AS ANIMALS
DICTATING BONDAGE AS HOOLIGANISM BUT PROTESTING
AGAINST THE RISKS OF PRICE FIGHTING WITH DIOXINE À
L'ORANGE IN MOMENTS OF FROZEN AWARENESS I CAN
HEAR WITHOUT STOPS IN MY EARS THE BIBLICAL REEFS
OF JEFF BECK ACCOMPANIED BY THE JAN HAMMER
GROUP INVITED AT THE SUEZ CANAL TO HELP ME

FORGET UNIVERSAL STUDIOS' LETHARGY I FEEL HAPPY
TO BE INVITED FOR LUNCH BY EX- INGRID BERGMANN NO
LONGER SHOWING THAT FAMOUS FASCINATION I
REMEMBER FROM OLD CELLULOID AS I REMEMBER FROM
CASABLANCA IN BLACK & WHITE WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
IT LOOKS AS IF I WERE RESTORING THE PANTHEON
WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE WITH EVERY YEAR MORE
UNIDENTIFIED MILLIONS OF TOURIST PEEING OR
VOMITING FAST-FOOD AT THE PLAKA TOGETHER WITH
SEMI-ZORBAS TANKING OUSO DREAMING OF PARTIES
WITH SENSUOUS MARBLE ATHLETES INSISTING TO SHOW
OFF THEIR HERMES-LIKE BODIES IN PORNO-ATTITUDES
WHICH UNDER THE HOT SUN SEEMS MOST IRONIC BUT
BECAUSE OF BUREAUCRACY IT IS THE KIND OF
PLAYBACK WE MAY ENJOY WITH BERTELSMANN-
WITNESSES TESTITYING IN OLD PAPYRUS SCRIPTS THEY
CAN NOT DECIPHER THAT THE RUN FROM MARATONA TO
ATHENAE WHICH MADE PHILIPIDES IMMORTAL AS THE
HERO WHO PROBABLY NEVER EXISTED BUT MADE THE
NEW YORK CITY MARATHON A MAJOR HAPPENING WITH
MORE THAN THIRTY THOUSAND RUNNERS ON THE MOVE
FROM STATEN ISLAND INTO BROOKLYN THROUGH
QUEENS THEN INVADING THE BRONX TO ARRIVE FINALLY
IN MANHATTAN FINISHING AT CENTRAL PARK NEXT TO
THE TAVERN IN THE GREEN BUT SUDDENLY STRANGE
THINGS MIGHT OCCUR EVEN WHILE I AM WRITING THIS I
AM INVITED BY BLACK SILHOUETTES MOVING ON MY
WHITE WALL I THINK IT IS THE SUN WHICH ENTERS MY
MIND CONFISCATES MY FREEDOM OF THOUGHTS WHEN I
NOTIFY MY LANDSCAPE BECOMES ALL SAND WHEN I
TOUCH STRANGE FISSURES IN MY SKIN IT FEELS LIKE
WHEN I WAS VISITING THE MONASTERY OF SAINT
CATHERINA IN THE SINAÏ TRAVELLING WITH CLUB MED I
REMEMBER I HAVE BEEN OFFERED VERY OLD
MANUSCRIPTS WHICH TURN INTO DUST WHEN PUT IN MY
HANDS AS THE DOORS I TRY TO OPEN FOR MY ESCAPE
TUMBLE INTO SMALL PIECES SHOWING ME PARTS OF
VENETIAN QUOTATIONS FROM EZRA POUND MAYBE TO
MAKE ME REMEMBER INDICATIONS OF SOME FORMER
EXISTENCE ASSOCIATED WITH MY PRESENT LIFE
COMBINED WITH INJUSTICE CAUSED BY SUPREME LOVE
MAKING A PHYSICAL PERFORMANCE AT THE RISK OF
MAKING A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF SUPPOSING I MAYBE
HAD LIVED AS A CLOWN WITH THE BARNUM & BAILEY
CIRCUS MAKING ME RUN AWAY RIGHT INTO THE RED
WOODS TALKING TO THE OLDEST OF TREES IN
CALIFORNIA LISTENING TO SINGING BIRDS WHO HAVE NO
NAME BUT ARE FULL OF DIGNITY WHILE PERFORMING IN
THESE MAGIC WOODS REMEMBERING THE PHYSICAL
QUALITIES OF ALL OUR MOTHERS NOW DELIVERING US IN
UNKNOWN FORMS OR COLOURS WHICH MYTHOLOGIZES
OUR FORTUNE OF BEING ALIVE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER
PERIOD IN OTHER MOMENTS IN ANOTHER STATE OF MIND
WHILE TELLING ME OF SMART GYPSIES IN GRANADA OR
DRUNKEN INDIANS IN COLORADO I QUESTION MYSELF
WHY NOT BRAMANS IN CALCUTTA WHY NOT GOERING
INSTEAD OF ME OR VON RIBBENTROP IN NURNBERG
AFTER ALL WHY DO I HAVE TO ACCEPT THESE
NIGHTMARES MAYBE BECAUSE OF BENZEDRINE I
WONDER AS IF A PHOSPHORENT GREEN PANTHER
SHOULD BE EATING ME RAW FOR LUNCH EVEN WITHOUT
A BAKED POTATO WHICH MAKES ME LEAVE THE CHINESE
RESTAURANT OF MISTER CHO AT THE CORNER OF 3RD
AVENUE WHEN I NOTIFY IT IS ALREADY PAST MIDNIGHT
AND IT IS RAINING CATS AND DOGS NO TAXIS WILL STOP
WHICH DEFINES MY NEGATIVE MANHATTAN MINDSCAPE
BUT NOW ALREADY SAILING THE ATLANTIC MY LOST
CONSCIENCE MUST STILL FEEL GUILTY ABOUT MY

FORMER ME IT MUST BE SYMBOLIC OF SORROW IT HAS
TO BE THIS SUCH THE WAY I HAVE BEEN MASTERMIND-
EDUCATED THE WAY I HAVE TO WRITE I MUST FEEL BAD
INSIDE WRITING ABOUT SAD SITUATIONS AS TO SAY SO
TO INVENT MORE HYPOTHETICAL RATPACK OF ZEROS AS
I SMELL WHAT MAKES IT INTERESTING IT IS THIS PURSUIT
OF NOTHINGNESS WITHOUT KNOWING ABOUT ANYTHING
TO COME WHAT TO DO THEN IN THIS FUTURE OF LOST
PAIN WHAT I SHALL SAY IN FRONT OF THE UNFORESEEN
BEAMING OF TROUBLE ON CREDIT MAYBE I SHOULD SAY
IT HAS TO BE REJECTED IN MY DEEPEST TUNNELS
SUGGESTING IT IS PROBABLY ALREADY PART OF MY
LOST LIFE WHICH I AM STILL LIVING ON CREDIT AS I FEEL
IT INSIDE MY STOMACH CALLING FOR UNDERSTANDING
FROM OUTER SPACE A SITUATION IN WHICH I FEEL
PROTECTED SINCE I REALIZE I CAN WALK INSIDE THESE
LABYRINTHS EVEN WITHOUT OXYGEN I DISCOVER THAT
SORT OF WILDNESS I NEED IN THIS KIND OF INEXISTENCE
IT IS MY CONFESSION TO THE SELF SAYING I HAVE NO
PLANS I ONLY INVENT IMAGES SUSTAINED BY ARTIFICIAL
INPUT OF MAJOR BELIEF I MEAN IT IS MY PERSONAL
SUBSTITUTE FOR FAITH BY WHICH I CAN SPLIT MY
PIONEERING IN RHYTHMS & MOODS OF BEING POSITIVELY
CONTRADICTIVE ON PURPOSE WHICH SENDS MY
EXPLORATION INTO OTHER TERRITORIES OF TRANSITION
INTO THAT OTHER WORLD IN WHICH OTHER ASPECTS
UNKNOWN YET TO MY BEHAVIOUR IN PROGRESS MAKING
ME REAL I AM DEPENDING ON THE SCEPTICISM OF MY
FUTURE MOMENTS IN WHICH THE SUGGESTIONS I
CAPTURE I DO NOT RECOGNIZE WHICH REMINDS ME AT
LEAST I AM INVOLVED ALTHOUGH UNAWARE FOR THE
LAST FORTY YEARS MY ACTIONS MUST HAVE BEEN
GUIDED I SUGGEST I WERE LIVING WITH TWO STILLBORN
BROTHERS AT MY SIDE I KNOW THEY ARE STILL MY
BODYGUARDS MY BROTHERS HELP ME KEEP ME IN
BALANCE SWIMMING IN UNFAMILAR WATERS IN WHICH
THE FROZEN INK BLOCKED IN MY EXTENDED FOUNTAIN
PEN MELTS MY MEANING OVER AGAIN AS A
TRANSPOSITION INTO THE ICE BLUE LIGHT OF WARMING
UP SKIES DURING THE LAST TWO YEARS I HAVE BEEN
FREE TO DRAMATIZE A GOGO ON THESE PAPER PATHS
WRITING MIND RUNNING THEN MIND SAMPLING NOW THIS
TRYING TO INVENT INNER AWARENESS OF POORNESS OR
RICHNESS BY MEANS OF THE IMAGINATION I COLLECT AT
EVERY SECOND IT IS A REWARDING FACT TO KNOW I
STILL FEEL WELL & ALIVE THE MOST GIFTED CLICHÉ AT
MY DISPOSAL LIVING BETWEEN PALM BEACH KAPELLEN
BOS AND ASCONA NEVER IN VAIN EVERY DAY BEING
TOTALLY PRODUCTIVE OR LITERALLY USELESS TO LOST
SOCIETY TRYING TO BE ALONE MOST OFTEN WITH
NODOBY AROUND ONLY BEING AWARE OF MY PERSONAL
SILENCE EXPRESSED ON MY TYPEWRITER RESPONDING
TO THE MUSIC IN MY MIND-GARDEN STIMULATING MY
BEAT BANNING E-MAIL NO INTERNET NEEDED I
SURRENDER-IN-ALLEGRO MY MONOLOGUE EVASIVO IN
CONCERT TO BE CANCELLED BECAUSE OF THE
CONTRASTS IN WHAT I INVENT AS MONEY IS NOT A
PROBLEM I HAVE NO LIMITATIONS IT BECOMES EASY TO
MULTIPLY LE SAVOIR FAIRE NEVER A MUST IT RESPONDS
ONLY TO BLEEDING TO DEATH ALONE WHEN LATE AT
NIGHT I SEE ON TELEVISION A KOREAN TRANSSEXUAL IS
LICKING THE ASS OF A PLASTER CLEOPATRA WHILE THE
COMMENTATOR EXPLAINS ME THAT HANDMADE COPIES
ARE AVAILABLE ON THE WEB OR IF I WISH SO I CAN ALSO
HACK INTO THIS SICKNESS OF ART TRYING TO FLY OVER
THE SAHARA WITH LE PETIT PRINCE OF ANTOINE DE
SAINT-EXUPERY ON MY MIND WHO SACRIFICED HIS LIFE
MUCH BEFORE HE DID CRASH CONVINCED HIS WRITTEN

AWARENESS WILL REMAIN FEATHERLIGHT ALTHOUGH I
THINK HE KILLED HIMSELF WHILE HE WAS FLYING MAIL
OVER THE DESERT I UNDERSTAND HE MUST HAVE SEEN
LOTS OF INKSPOTS WHILE MEDITATING IN THE HOT SAND
WHERE HE WROTE "C'EST DANS CE SILENCE QUE JE
L'ENTENDS ELLE NE PARLE PAS MAIS JE LA SENS FAIRE
DES SONS" SO WHAT I DO HEAR OF DE SAINT-EXUPERY
ARE SOUNDS OF WORDS OR SEGMENTS OF WORDS I
COMPARE TO THE JAZZY-FLAMENCO OF AL DI MEOLA AT
THIS MOMENT ON MY STEREO HIS PERSONALIZED STYLE
AS WARM AS GOLDEN SAND I KNOW HE IS LOVING HIS
MOTHER IN HIS BOULLERIAS & SOLEAS AWARE OF
CONSTANT BIRTH DRIFTING ALONG I CALL IT
STEPDANCING IN HARLEM EQUAL TO THE AWARENESS
OF BEING IN SPACE LEAVING HIS NATAL SEVILLA LONG
BEFORE HE WAS DROPPED ON EARTH DEAD OR ALIVE
BUT DEFINITELY BEYOND ANALYSIS WHEREAS HE HAS
NOTHING TO GUIDE HIM HE SIPS TOO MUCH OF CAFFE
MUY FUERTE WHICH IS NO EXPLANATION TO
UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE OBSESSED I AM
AMIDST THE ABBESS OF TARGET-POWER WHETHER IT BE
SPARTACUS OR MY FATHER IMPRISONING ME COVERING
ME WITH FULL DARKNESS IN MY BEDROOM AGAIN I SEE A
CHILD OF FOUR OR FIVE AS FAR AS I CAN RECOGNIZE I
AM CYCLING IN
THE COMPANY OF RODIN IMMEDIATELY I WAS
IMPRESSED NO AT ONCE I WAS OBSESSED BY HIS THE
THINKER I NOW SUPPOSE I DO UNDERSTAND AFTER TOO
MANY YEARS OF TASTING AND TOUCHING PARTICULAR
CHARACTERS WHILE PUBLISHING MILLIONS OF NOVELS
WHICH IN NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES MUST REMAIN
UNREADABLE THESE BOOKS NOW ACCOMPANY ME IN
EXTENSION A NEUROTICAL ACT GOES ON IT SEEMS IT
MUST BE A SOLUTION TO OVERCOME MY UNLIMITED
TERRITORY BY WHICH I BELIEVE I AM IN SERIOUS
TROUBLE INVOLVING OTHER SELVES BECAUSE SO SELF-
INDULGENT I AM JUMPING AT ANY SUPPOSITION OF
CONTACT EXPANDING SELVES & OTHER SELVES
SUPPOSING THAT FEAR IS ONLY AN IDEA I HEAR THEY
ANSWER ME AS SINGING AS SOPRANOS LATE AT NIGHT
SITTING RELAXED IN MY OLD CHARLES EAMES LISTENING
TO THE POETRY OF PATTY SMITH WHO IS CONFESSING
ME SHE TRADES MY SENSES FOR WEIRD FEELINGS I
HAVE TO ACCEPT BECAUSE I FEEL OUR NEEDS ARE
MOVING FROM FREEZING WINTER INTO SENSUAL
MIDSUMMER MINUTE AFTER MINUTE IN A DIFFERENT
SETTING IT CAN BE AN INTERPRETATION BEING ME A
BEACH BOY IN BERMUDA OR A SAILOR SELLING MADRAS
CURRY IN PORTOBELLO TO SPONSOR PATTY'S NEXT CD
MIXING LOTS OF FANTASY ALLOWING HER STAGE
DIRECTORS TO USE COSTELLO'S PRACTICAL JOKES I
CONSIDER STUPID BECAUSE EXCITED AS I FEEL SOME
DUBIOUS
EGOS START OVERACTING IN MY ABSTRACT JEALOUSY
WHILE STILL SITTING IN MY CHAIR I REFLECT ABOUT HOW
I HAVE TO CARRY ON WITH SUCH A GIGANTIC WEIGHT
ABOVE MY HEAD TOO MUCH OF STRESSFUL AMBITION I
CONSIDER A MAXIMUM COMPENSATION AWARDED BY
PLATINUM DESIRE CONTESTING THE HORRORFUL
REVELATIONS IN THE WASHINGTON POST ABOUT THE
FILTH IN PIZZAS AND BURGERS I HAVE DUMPED ALREADY
YEARS AGO RUNNING BACK HOME TO EAT MY HUNGER
AWAY WITH TED HUGHES LOVE LETTERS A COUPLE OF
APPLES SOME CORNFLAKES ALL THAT WHILE
CORRECTING MY TEXT DRINKING TOMATO JUICE WITH
PROTEIN (MY BALLROOM WILL REMAIN CLOSED) I MODIFY
MY PROSE IN RUINED VERSE ADDING MORE OF
ABSURDISM BECAUSE I AM INTERESTED IN MY UNKNOWN

EXISTENCE ALL FUTURE CREDIT AS IF I WERE DRAWING A
RENAISSANCE BUILDING CONDITIONED BY JACQUES
HERZOG & PIERRE DE MEURON IN DOWNTOWN NEW
YORK ONLY THREE STORES HIGH FULLY SQUARE TO
ACCENTUATE A VAN DOESBURG IMPRESSION ON THE
OUTSIDE ALTHOUGH THE INSIDE OF MY BUILDING WILL
HAVE NO FLOORS ONLY ONE VAST AREA WHICH MAKES
IT A MARCEL BREUER-LIKE ALL WHITE BOX READY TO
CONFUSE THE NEXT GENERATION OF VISITORS FINALLY
LISTENING TO THE MUSIC OF KEITH JARRETT
ACCOMPANIED BY ALL JARREAU SINGING NEXT TO A
SINGER SEWING MACHINE REPLACING THE BORING VINYL
I WANT ALL THE WALLS TO BE PAINTED OLD ENGLISH
WHITE WHICH COLOUR WAS INTRODUCED IN 1952 ON THE
JAGUAR XK 120 NOW EXPOSED AT COYS WITHOUT
DOORS SO YOU JUST CAN WALK INSIDE THE MAGIC
SPORTSCAR IF YOU KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE I MEAN IF
YOUR NEUROSES ALLOW YOU NOT TO SPIT ON THE
MAHOGANY DASHBOARD OR THE CONNOLLY LEATHER
AS NEITHER YOU NOR ME WANT TO BE BETRAYED BY
OUR MUTUAL CONSCIENCE YOU LEARN MORE ABOUT
EVERY DAY IN NEWSPAPERS WHATEVER THEY TITLE ON
THE FRONT-PAGE AS ANOTHER ATTEMPT AGAINST POOR
CIVILIZATION BY WHICH MEANS OUR HIDDEN
PERSUADERS TRY TO MAKE XL SIMPLE MINDS OF US
SPYING ON THE CONTROVERSIAL LOOKS OF SINEAD
O'CONNOR A MIRROR INTO A FURTHER STADIUM OF
SOPHISTICATION YOU NEVER TELL YOUR SHRINK ABOUT
SINCE SERIOUS DRAMATIC SCENES OCCUR IN YOUR
BATHROOM EXPECTING LIONS OR COBRAS MOST OF THE
TIME BETWEEN 03.00 AND 05.00 AM YOU FEEL AS IF YOU
ARE ARCHITECTURED IN A BLOCK OF CONCRETE
DROPPED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER THAMES
WHERE WE FIND ENDLESS TIME TO DISCUSS THE LAST
HEAVYWEIGHT FIGHT I CAN EXPLAIN YOU HOW
BEWILDERED I WAS BY THE DESINTEGRATION OF SUCH
ICONS AS JOE LOUIS & MOHAMMAD ALI GROGGY
FOREVER OF BEING BATTERED WHILE BATTERING THE
OPPONENT WHO NEITHER COULD BE OF ANY HELP TO
SET FREE THEIR SHAKEN MIND IN ACCURATE JOURNEYS I
HAVE BEEN LONGING DURING EXTRAVAGANT PERIODS I
COULD INVENT SUPPOSITIONS IT WAS FINALLY HERMANN
HESSE IN STEPPENWOLF WHO I NEEDED TO EXPRESS MY
NEED FOR VITAMINS IMPRISONED I FELT BEHIND A
TRANSPARENT WALL ALTHOUGH I SAW ALREADY MOST
OF WHAT SHALL HAPPEN IN THE NEAR FUTURE BUT BY
THEN I COULD NOT EXPLAIN IT YET PROBABLY BECAUSE
OF MY POOR RELATION WITH SOCIALIZING AS INSTEAD I
HAD BEEN RUNNING MARATHONS TO MAKE ME RELATE
TO TIME AS A PHYSICAL EXPERIENCE FINDING
SATISFACTION AT EVERY FINISHLINE AN ABSTRACT
PHENOMENON OF ODD EMPTINESS WHICH MAKES MY
REMAINING TIME LOOK SILLY ON A STOPWATCH I CAN
ACTIVATE WHENEVER I WANT TO FIND NEW LUCK DIVING
IMMEDIATELY INTO NEW GOALS TOWARDS WHAT I
PROSPECT AHEAD OF ME PICTURING A SAMPLED
SENSATION OF SPEED TO SEE ONLY MY POLISHED SHOES
HURRYING THROUGH THIS UNKNOWN CITY ENTERING
LOUNGES AND BARS I NOTIFY THAT MY RAINCOAT IS
WALKING WITHOUT ME UNTIL I ARRIVE AT THE NEXT
BUSSTOP I KEEP MY EYES OPEN TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE
STEP ONTO THE BUS BUT MY ATTEMPT TO JOIN THEM IS
USELESS I CAN NOT OPEN MY MOUTH TO ASK THEM TO
WAIT FOR ME TO DELIVER ME AT THE OPERA HOUSE
WHICHEVER ONE THAT WILL BE ANY OPERA HOUSE WILL
DO WHATEVER THE CITY IN WHICH I THOUGHT I HAD BEEN
EXPECTED TO BE PRESENT TO PERFORM THIS
MONOLOGUE WHEN I WAKE UP IT SEEMS I AM HOSTED BY

ALGERIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS BOASTING WITH RIOT
GUNS NOT AT ME BUT IN THE DIRECTION OF A CEILING
DECORATED WITH FRESCOES WHICH MAKE ME
REMEMBER CHAGALL OR WAS IT VASSARELLY MAYBE
FRANK STELLA IN THIS OTHER PRESENT I DO REMEMBER
VAGUELY SINCE MY MIND KEEPS BEING ACTIVATED
CONSTANTLY BY THEIR OLDER WORK IN WHICH I FIND
THAT MENTAL LIGHT I CATCH I DRINK I HOLD IT IN MY
BODY MY AWARENESS LOOKING FOR MORE VENICE
LANTERNS MORE NEW YORK CITY NEON MORE LONDON
LASER A CULMINATING OUTBURST OF LUST FOR LIGHT
GUIDING MORE OF MY ANOMALIES THE WAY MY
DISCOVERIES TURN BACKSTAGE FOR A REST A ZEST OF
REFLECTION LEARNING FROM FERNANDO PESSOA'S
BROKEN MELANCHOLY THE MYSTERIOUS DEVELOPMENT
OF WHAT I SPENT EVERY DAY FROM MY ENERGY-
FACTORY NORMALLY FOLLOWED BY OTHER CRISIS
SITUATIONS BUT I CANNOT STOP THE FIGHT FOR LIGHT
MUST GO ON WITH COUNTERATTACKS I ORGANIZE MY
CONSCIENCE WHILE REVOLVING GOES ON DREAMING OF
OTHER MECHANISMS I HAVE TO ASSIMILATE FIRST IN A
DEFENSIVE WAY FEELING THAT THE DOOMING IMAGE OF
MASS DESTRUCTION HAS NO CHANCE WITH ME IGNORING
MOMENTS OF ATROCIOUS SUCCESS BECAUSE OF IDIOCY
MEANING NOTHING TO ME YOU KNOW I CAN HANDLE
TRASH ESPECIALLY ON MY TYPEWRITER I ONLY FOLLOW
MY EYES ALSO ON THIS SHEET OF PAPER IT IS MY GLOOM
OF BEING MY VERY PERSONAL PRESENT WHICH MEANS
NOTHING BUT IS EVERYTHING IN MY INTIMACY OF
CONTROVERSY WHERE MY CONTRASTS ON PURPOSE
ARE SEARCHING THE MAIN ENTRANCE WHATEVER THAT
MIGHT MEAN DRIFTING AWAY FROM TRASH TOWARDS
ELITISM MY IDEAS I EVEN COLLECT THEM IN GLOSSY
MAGAZINES I NEVER BUY BUT EXAMINE IN BARS OR
RESTAURANTS TOO OFTEN SEATED NEXT TO
ANOREXIANS OR BULEMIANS GUESSING IN WHICH
CIRCUMSTANCES RAINBOWS SHALL EXCEL I WILL
ADMIRE WHILE DRINKING RED CALIFORNIAN ZINFANDEL
IN MOMENTS OF PEACEFUL FEAST OUR NEXT TO BE
INVENTED SENSES HAVE TO FORM TEASING PROPOSALS
PUSHING OUR HUNGRY NERVES INTO THE SUPERMARKET
SO DO NOT HESITATE I AM OFFERING YOU MY INVENTION
OF WORDS THE PATCHWORK OF MY HEALTH MY
FORTUNE INFORMING YOU ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES OF
SPECULATIVE DNA A MAJOR PART IN MY FUTURE I EVEN
DO NOT KNOW BUT IMAGINE POSITIVE OF RITUAL
THINKING THE SAME WAY HOW I EXPLAIN AT THIS
MOMENT WHILE I AM PUSHING A PRACTICAL TROLLEY AT
THE SUPERMARKET I HAVE READ IT IS
EARTHQUAKEPROOF MADE IN NEVADA NEW MEXICO A
FABULOUS STATE WHICH OFFERS YOU OUTSPOKEN
SILENCE ABSORBING PANORAMAS COLOURFUL
ERUPTIONS OF NASA COMPUTERIZED VOLCANOES A
DESPERATE SITUATION REGARDED AS FUN IN THE SUN
AIMING AT EXUBERANCE IN A BROKEN CABLECAR AS I
CALL MY HOTEL ROOM WHERE I OBLIGE MY
EXTRAVAGANZAS AT EARLY MORNING ASKING
ROOMSERVICE FOR A MILKSHAKE WITH PEACHES WHICH
LAST NIGHT I HAD MODIFIED IN AN ANANAS COCKTAIL
WITH COINTREAU TO MAKE ME REACH IN YOUR COMPANY
ANOTHER FAKE STAGE OF ENTHUSIASM WHEN WE
DISCOVER AROUND MIDNIGHT THAT THE ENTRANCE TO
THAT PARTICULAR EXPOSURE COULD BE OUR FINAL EXIT
AS IN THE MOVIE THEATRE WHERE TOO OFTEN I HAVE
THAT FEELING OF TRAVELLING IN A SPACE SHUTTLE MY
REFLECTION FIXED ONTO SPOILED BEACHES WHERE THE
LAST CRABS ARE SUCKED UP BY THE FILTHY SAND FULL
OF FUEL AND DRIFTWOOD INSTEAD OF FASHIONABLE

TREES DECORATED BY JOHN GALLIANO I REMEMBER
FROM "THE MUTINY OF THE BOUNTY" I DECIDE TO INVENT
OTHER FLAGS ONLY BLACK FOR SHIPS NOW SAILING TO
IMPOSSIBLE DESTINATIONS BOUND TO BUY (FREE)
TICKETS TO VISIT FINALLY THE EASY ROLLING HILLSIDES
IN THE FORGOTTEN NOVELS BY MARK TWAIN WHICH
ALSO MUST BE LIES MADE FOR YOUR DEEP DREAMS
REGULATED BY UNITED NATIONS AMBASSADORS I
CONSIDER NOT WORTH TO CLEAN THE COBBLESTONES
WE WALK ON I HAVE BEEN LOOKING IN CAMBRIDGE FOR
KEYS WITH WHICH WE COULD MASSACRE THEIR FALSE
IMPERIUMS PICTURED ON POSTCARDS YOU SEND ON
HOLIDAYS TO FRIENDS TO SHOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE
YOU ARE STILL ALIVE AFTER SURVIVING ALL OF THE 280
WARS THAT HAVE OCCURRED FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS
SO YOU DESERVE A MEMORIAL WHERE YOU CAN DANCE
ON TECHNO WHILE ASTEROIDS ARE HITTING
SOMEWHERE OUR EARTH WHICH MAKES ME CONSIDER
THIS MUST BE INTERSTELLAR BABYLON DURING THAT
DEVINE HOLLYWOOD SCENE WHEN ANDY GARCIA
KNOCKS DOWN RICHARD GERE HIS CHIN JUST A LITTLE
OUT OF CENTRE WE NOTIFY THREE THIN BEADS OF
BLOOD ON HIS SENSUAL UNDERLIP WHEN AT THAT
PRECISE MOMENT I FELL IN LOVE WITH ANDY GARCIA AS
IF SHE WERE
MY LOVER AN INTENSE COINCIDENCE IN DISTRESS AS
BOTH OF US FEELING SO EXCITED BECAUSE OF THE
UNFAMILIAR SITUATION A MOMENTUM SWITCH-OFF
CONVINCING US WE WERE NO LONGER TO BE
CONSIDERED AS ACTORS FINDING PARADISE IN
MANZANILLAS LAS HADAS AFTER WEEKS OF
HONEYMOONING WE NO LONGER COULD IMAGINE WE
STILL COULD BE LOVERS WHICH AGAIN MADE US
BECOME PRACTICAL FLYING AWAY FROM EACHOTHER IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND
MYSELF WHEN I AWOKE THE NEXT DAY AT THE VESUVIO
CAFÉ STILL TOO DRUNK TO RECOGNIZE THE FAMOUS
PICTURES OF JACK KEROUAC KISSING ALLEN GINSBERG
I ONLY COULD RELY ON HIS UPHOLSTERED ARMCHAIR TO
MAINTAIN ME WITH ANOTHER WILD GOOSE WHISKEY IN
MY LEFT HAND ALTHOUGH REALIZING I AM AN
EXHIBITIONIST TRYING AT MONZA SPEED (WHILE WRITING
OR READING) TO COLLECT THE BROKEN BONES OF MY
SAMPLED PORTRAITS LOST IN HYDE PARK
REMEMBERING THE SIXTIES' SILVERSTONE HEROES WHO
WERE BURNING TOO FAST IN THEIR SENSUAL MACHINES
AS GRILLED SARDINES ON ANOTHER GREY DAY WITHOUT
SEATBELTS AGAIN IT WAS NOT RAINING I MUST HAVE
BEEN CRYING ON MARGUERITE YOURCENAR'S PILLOW
ABSORBED AS I WAS WHEN HER LOVERBOY HADRIANUS
JOINED US IN HIS INVENTORY WHAT COULD BE HIS HOME
IN HEAVEN OR HEAVEN AT HOME WITH BANK OF
SCOTLAND CREDENTIALS TO BE RECYCLED ON THE
WRITING PAPER I THREW AWAY COPYING MY MISTAKES
OVER AGAIN IN EXCITING COOL BEDS IN UNFAMILIAR
PLACES WHERE ALL THE WINDOWS HAVE TO REMAIN
OPEN TO COOL OFF MY CHOKING RADIATOR NOT ABLE
TO FIND MYSELF LOST AS I FEEL AMIDST TOO MANY
INFORMAL IMPRESSIONS TRYING TO SAVE MY SHAKEN
BODY VOTING FOR SIX SATURDAYS IN A WEEK VISITING
THAT SMART TOUR OPERATOR WHICH SADE
RECOMMENDED ME FLYING WITH BRITISH AIRWAYS
DROPPING ME AND MY JETLAG SAFELY AT THE FIVE-
STAR WESTIN ST FRANCIS MY FARE INCLUDING CAR HIRE
WITH INSURANCE EVEN DOMESTIC SHUTTLE SERVICE
WHICH CAN BE CATASTROPHIC AS I NEVER RELY ON THE
NATIVES TOO ANGRY BECAUSE OF SHYNESS BUT
REBELLIOUS OF BEING UNDERPAID EXPECTING TO BE

THE SUBJECT OF YOUR PORNOGRAPHIC INTENTIONS
WHATEVER THAT MAY MEAN WITHOUT LIPSTICK ON
YOUR DRY LIPS SAYING YOU WERE BORN BEAUTIFUL SO
FINALLY YOU DISCOVER YOU MUST BE CONSPICUOUS
BUT YOU HIDE IT WELL ALTHOUGH YOUR TRUE FEELINGS
MAKE YOU REMEMBER CHINATOWN IN SAN FRANCISCO
WHERE YOU EAT SOME CRUSTY SPARE RIBS AFTER
VISITING THE FAMOUS BRIDGE WHICH BRINGS YOU
FINALLY TO FISHERMEN'S WHARF WHERE YOU ARE
ENTERTAINED BY PAPER DRAGONS WITH TEMPERED
FEMALE VOICES NOT SINGING NEITHER TALKING A
DELICATE WAY OF PRONOUNCING MELTING WORDS
DIPPED IN EYELASH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND BUT THE
HARMONY I WILL REMEMBER WHILE WALKING ALONG
THE WHARF WAS FULLY COMPENSATED BY EXQUISITE
IMPRESSIONS WHICH MAKES ME THINK OF THE SILK
ROUTE INVADED BY NOISY POP DURING THE T'ANG
DYNASTY ALLOWING ME TO IMPROVISE ACCOMPANIED
BY THE THOUGHTS OF TOPLESS TIBETAN MONKS
ENCOURAGED BY ZÜRICHER ZEITUNG COURTISANS WHO
COULD ESCAPE FROM OUR HOTEL ROOM WHEN WE GOT
BACK ONLY TO DISCOVER MURDER ON TELEVISION
SEEING IMMEDIATELY THAT THE DUSTY CARPET
CONTAINED FADING BLOODSTAINS WHICH COULD NOT BE
FROM AL CAPONE'S MASSACRE THAT NIGHT IN CHICAGO
ON VALENTINE'S AS ALL YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS SHOOTING AT ITS BAD BEST
SO ALL I ADVISE YOU IS TO RUN FOR YOUR REMAINING
PART OF LIFE THE STREETS ARE DESERTED BY NOW
YOUR ESCAPE IS SECURED BY CLEVER LIFE ASSURANCE
AS THE UNFORESEEN ALWAYS HAPPENS FOR EXAMPLE
YOUR CAR DOES NOT START BUT YOUR BAD
CONSCIENCE KEEPS ADMITTING THAT NOTHING IS
INNOCENT THAT NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS NEITHER
THE WAY WE SIGN OUR LETTERS SINCERELY YOURS
FAITHFULLY YOURS FRIENDLY YOURS VEUILLEZ CROIRE
À MA PLUS HAUTE CONSIDÉRATION THE WAY I WAS
TAUGHT AT SCHOOL EVEN SIGNING VEUILLEZ AGRÉER
MONSIEUR MADAME MADEMOISELLE MES SALUTATIONS
LES PLUS DISTINGUÉES WHICH IS OVERDONE I HAD TO
FORGET SINCE WE KNOW THAT FAITH HAS BEEN LOST ON
THAT REMARKABLE DAY IN UTOPIA LEARNING THAT
ADOLF HITLER HAD LOST HIS FINAL BATTLE IN BERLIN
WHEN HE PREDICTED WE WOULD BE DAMNED YES WE
KNOW WE KEEP SUFFERING FROM THAT DANTESQUE
MASSACRE IT GOES ON AS AN ENDLESS FIGHT BETWEEN
SICK DEMOCRACIES AND MAD DICTATORSHIPS
SUPERFICIALLY MODIFIED IN CORRUPT LEFT AND
IDEALISTIC RIGHT WINGS SUFFOCATING IN THE CENTRE
BY INFECTED AIDS BLOOD WHICH MAKES EVERY CITIZEN
INTENTIONALLY SUSPICIOUS AS MAYBE IT MAKES YOU
LAUGH IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE TO ORDER NOT TO MAKE
ANY MORE ARMS BUT YOU KNOW IT IS THEIR OBSCENE
BUSINESS TO TRUST YOU AS A SENILE CITIZEN GOING TO
THE MOVIES EAT YOUR SOUP YOU JUST SHUT UP THAT IS
WHAT THE REAL KILLERS IN THE GUCCI SUITS EXPECT
YOU TO DO THAT YOU ENJOY WALKING ON THE BEACH
TELL YOURSELF HOW PRETTY THE VIEW IS WHEN THE
WINDS CARESS YOUR HAIR LATER ON WHEN THE
BEAUFORT RISES TO 6 OR EVEN 9 OR 10 YOU WILL RUN
AGAIN TO HIDE YOURSELF IN YOUR CLAUSTROPHOBIC
THINKING YOU ARE INDEBTED TO BECAUSE YOU BOOZE
TOO MUCH WHICH DOES NOT HELP YOUR LIVER NOR
NAUGHTY THOUGHTS MADE UP BY THE CONSISTENCY OF
GUERILLA THE AUTHORS YOU NEVER READ AS EVERY
DAY I ASK TOURISTS ON THE TERRACES OF SAINT
GERMAIN DES PRÉS WHICH BOOKS THEY HAVE READ IN
THE LAST YEAR OR SHOULD I BETTER SAY IN THE LAST

DECADE OR EVEN FOR MOST OF THEIR ENTIRE LIFE AS
YOU ALREADY KNOW MY QUESTION IS ILLUSIVE EVEN
STATUTORILY FORBIDDEN PAR LES GOUVERNEMENTS DU
NIVELLEMENT PAR LE BAS WHICH MAKES ME FEEL
RELUCTANT ASKING SUCH RELEVANT QUESTIONS AS
TIME GOES BY I FEEL I HAVE TO PUT MY CONDOLENCES
IN SMALL NOTEBOOKS THE SUM OF SPONTANEOUS
REFLECTIONS COLLECTED IN EMPTY AGENDAS NO
MEETINGS I HAVE TO ATTEND TO I CAN REFUSE IN THIS
ANTI-FORMALITY TYPING WITHOUT ANY NEED TO BE
READ AS ALMOST NOBODY WILL READ MY
COMMUNICATION ALL INTENTIONAL NO-SENSE BECAUSE
OF FORMAL PROCREATION YOUR METABOLISM IS NO
LONGER DISPOSED TO ACCEPT ANY CONVERSION
IGNORED BY YOUR LOST LIBIDO NOT AWARE YOUR SEX
IS NOT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS BUT BETWEEN YOUR EARS
EMBRACED BY EXHAUSTIVE DECONSTRUCTION OF
TRADITIONAL THINKING A CONTINUOUS BREAKDOWN OF
YOUR ABILITIES WHICH ALREADY TOMORROW YOU DO
NO LONGER REMEMBER YOU ONCE SOLVED EVERY
PROBLEM A HAPPY KID PLAYING IN A NATURAL WAY
WITHOUT ARGUMENTS IT BROUGHT YOU DEAR FRIENDS A
MOTHER SOMETIMES A FATHER TO JUSTIFY YOUR NAME
CONFIGURED DURING AMAZING LESSONS AT SCHOOL
ABOUT NEW SUNS OR TWELVE MOONS TOO SOON
REJECTED BY YOUR ANTIQUE MANNERS FOCUSING ON
PRIMITIVE ANIMALS IN PUBLIC ZOOS MORE THAN
ENOUGH BACTERIAL COMPONENTS TO AVOID FOREVER
WITHOUT ANY FURTHER EXPLANATION I JUDGE YOUR
CONDEMNED SUBSTANCES COMPROMIZED BY BASIC
HYSTERIA UNDERLINED BY SUBWAY-TRIBALISM MORE
HERMAPHRODITE THAN LESBIAN SCARED BY
CARJACKERS EATING YOUR SECRET THOUGHTS IN THE
UNDERGROUND THE SORT OF MUSHROOMS CHERNOBYL
FARMERS KEEP SELLING AS IF A CLASH IN FULL
EDWARDIAN STYLE COULD HELP US TO OVERCOME THAT
KIND OF ANARCHISTIC NEUROSES IN ETTORE SOTTSAS
BATHROOMS PERFUMED BY MISS UNIVERSE SMILING
WITH SUPER LEGS INSURED BY WINTERTHUR EATING
ONLY KELLOG'S CRACKERS AS A GODDESS SWIMMING IN
MY MYTHOLOGICAL POOL OF SMART SINS SINGING IN THE
RAIN IN FRONT OF MY OPEN WINDOW FEELING THIS IS
STRICTLY ACCURATE POWER OF MIND WHICH MAKES US
DISCOVER VIEWS OF SQUEEZED CUBISM RESTORED IN
MY GARAGE WITH THE HELP OF PIET MONDRIAAN
COLOURS THE WALLS OF OUR BEDROOM IN LISTER
RACING GREEN A FULL CONTRAST IN THE HUGE LIVING
ROOM WHERE YOUR EYES GET CAUGHT BY ONE SINGLE
WORD IN NEON LIGHT SAYING M-O-N-E-Y IT IS A PRIVATE
ALCAZAR THE MANSION SIMPLY ALL WHITE PAINTED
BRICKS REFLECTING THE MUSIC I PLAY PROVIDING THE
ULTIMATE HELLINISM AMIDST CENTURY OLD
MASTERPIECES OF FLEMISH OAK NEXT TO GREEN
BEECHES WHICH MAKES MY BLOODSTREAM PIVOT IN THE
BOEING FROM HONG KONG NOW LANDING AT BRUSSELS-
ZAVENTEM WHICH MAKES ME IMPROVISE WHAT MORE I
CAN CHANGE IN OUR LIFE ON THIS BLUSTERY DAY
FEELING PREGNANT OF BEWILDERMENT WALKING
BAREFOOTED ON THE AVENUE LOUISE SO BORING I TAKE
A TAXI HOME HAVE A COLD SHOWER CALL A FRIEND FOR
SUPPER WHILE KISSING OUR CAVIAR WE SIP LAGAVULIN
READING RABELAIS ON THE ROCKS PAYING ATTENTION
TO MY CARESSING HANDS MY FINGERS NOW ACTING
SORT OF JAMES BOND LOOKING INTO HER GREEN EYES
THE BEWILDERMENT OF A WILD PUMA I CAN SMELL AT A
DISTANCE OF COURSE A REGULAR SITUATION OF
BORROWED SEX WHICH MAKES YOU FEEL THE ELECTRIC
CHAIR EX ALCATRAZ NEXT TO A MASTURBATING PRIEST

WHO CONFESSES YOU HIS UNIVERSAL SINS ALL THIS
MAKES ME REALIZE THAT AT ANY MOMENT I CAN BREAK
OFF THIS WEIRD ACT GO FOR A COKE OR A PIECE OF
CAKE WITH THE TELPHONE OUT OF ORDER AN EXACT
ARBITRARY WAY WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO BE CREATIVE IT
IS ALL OF THE CONTRARY OF WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE
FIFTH SET OF THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN A REWARDING
COMMUNICATION BY TV SATELLITE WITH A NATURAL
FLAVOUR OF POWER PLAY 96 PERCENT PROTEIN AN
INPUT OF HEALTH AGAINST ANY FAST-FOOD GIANT THE
TASTE OF A RED SNAPPER WITH WILD RICE WHICH
SUDDENLY REMINDS ME OF OLD TIMES IN BARBADOS
WHILE CHEWING COCONUT THINKING OF BRAVE GI
INFANTRY WHO DEMOLISHED THE HUNGRY GERMAN
TROOPS IN BASTOGNE AT THE END OF THE SECOND
WORLD WAR WHICH WAS MY MAJOR MENTAL
ENCOURAGEMENT TO START MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE
KNOWING I HAD TO GO FOR IT WHATEVER THAT MEANS
THE SAME AS WHEN I OPEN A CAN OF CAMPBELL'S CLAM
CHOWDER ON SUCH OCCASION I AM SURE PER
DEFINITION I THEN HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON ANDY
WARHOL TO PICTURE ME AGAIN AT LEO CASTELLI'S
GALLERY AS IF ALDOUS HUXLEY SAID TO ME IN MANY
EVENTS I HAVE TO PROTECT THE INNER SELF BY MEANS
OF LSD IN AN ELITARIAN WAY IMPOSING ME AGAINST ANY
DISPROPORTIONATE SYSTEM I MUST CONTROL I HAVE TO
REBEL AGAINST MORE THAN EVER DEFEND WHAT I CAN
ASSIMILATE ON ORBIT IN THE MIXER OF MY SEARCHING
PARSIMONY DISPLAYED TOWARDS VALUABLE ISSUES
CAMPAIGNING IN THE VULVAS OF MY LIQUID CONTRASTS
A CONTEST BETWEEN SEXUAL AWARDS FOR THE
BENEFIT OF MY INDEPENDENCE FEELING SQUEEZED
BECAUSE LOVE IS NOT AVAILABLE ON MY VOICE MAIL I
SUPPOSE YOU ARE DESERTING ME BY DOING SO YOU
ARE ESPECIALLY DESERTING YOURSELF WHICH MAKES
ME PERFORM STRONGER WHEN I
HEAR AGAIN THAT ROBERT DE NIRO INTERFERES AGAIN
WITH "YOU TALKING TO ME" WHICH PUTS EVEN ME IN A
DEFENSIVE POSITION OF WHICH I PRESUME HE WILL
EXPECT THAT "THE SOUNDS WE BOTH DO HEAR SEEM
STRANGE" WHEN YOU READ "YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE" AS I DO NOT KNOW YOU BUT CAN ONLY
IMAGINE YOU I CONFESS "IT GIVES ME CONSIDERABLE
INTENTIONS OF COMPLICATED SATISFACTION" IF NOT I
WOULD DEGENERATE MY FEELINGS ABOUT MUTUAL
RESPECT I DO WORSHIP "AS I HEAR ME SAY THAT YOUR
PROBLEMS INSPIRE MY WRITING" ALL THAT WHILE I AM
WALKING ON PARIS BOULEVARDS I HEAR PLASTER
STATUES VOICES BREAK "YOU ARE BLESSED" I MEAN TO
UNDERSTAND ALL KINDS OF ADDICTION WHATEVER THE
TYPE OF DRUG MAY BE I HAVE BEEN BUILDING MY MIND-
MUSCLES SINCE THE FIRST MOMENT I STARTED JOGGING
AGAIN ASKING YOU NEVER TO GIVE UP ANYTHING YOU
CARE FOR YOU HAVE TO RUN TO FIGHT FOR IT WILL KEEP
THE DISASTROUS AMBULANCE AWAY IT KEEPS YOU
WARM IT HELPS YOU SCRAP YOUR SUSPICIOUSNESS YOU
HAVE FELT FOR SO MANY YEARS YOUR DISCORDANCE
WHICH MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE THINKING OF
MADNESS THE DAILY RAPE EVERYWHERE EPIDEMICS OF
MURDER WAR OR CRASHES FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE
EVEN THE CRAZYNESS OF SO-CALLED RESURRECTION
WHEN SOME WEIRDOES THINK THEY SAW ANGELA
DAVIES DRINKING COURVOISIER IN THE COMPANY OF
SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR AT LE SELECT AFTER VISITING
SPECIALIZED RIVE GAUCHE BARS CONFRONTED WITH
LOTS OF CHEERS BONJOUR-BONSOIR THE UPLIFTING OF
BREASTS THE SMELL OF LUTHER KING'S BURNED FLESH
MEN'S ASSES SCULPTED AS BRANCUSIS IN THE MUSEUM

OF TYPICAL FRENCH ARROGANCE THE VALUES OF LASER
SURGERY THE ESTHETIC RESULTS REALIZED BY CLEVER
LIPOSUCTION THE POWER OF PERSUADING YOU TO BUY
THE NEW MERCEDES-BENZ THE NEGATIVE ATTITUDE OF
ADVERTISING ORIENTAL MODELS DECORATED WITH
WHITE FACES OPPOSITE OF THE MASCARA & EYEBLUSH
EXPRESSION OF THE RAIN FOREST BALLET THE NEWLY
DISCOVERED BRASILIAN MODELS STILL LEARNING HOW
TO BEHAVE AS A MASK OR HOW TO MOVE YOUR BODY AS
AN OBJECT FOR PRADA OR JILL SANDER ALWAYS READY
TO AWAKEN YOUR SENSES UNDERCOVERING YOUR
PREFERENCES EXPECTING A SENSUAL EXHIBITION IN
SATIN BEDS RESPONDING TO PROVOCATIVE LITERATURE
IN PENTHOUSE MAGAZINES THE COMMERCIAL SMILE OF
FASHION ANY NEW COLLECTION PRESENTING BLACK &
WHITE AS INVENTION AND KEVLAR SHOES SEEN AS A
MULTIPLE WAY TRAFFIC POSSIBILITY WITH FASHIONABLE
CHANGES BECAUSE IMPORTANT CHANGES MIGHT HURT
POOR MINDS AS ONLY SMALL DIFFERENCES CAN BE
RECOMMENDED TO PROTECT FLESH BEST TO BE
COOKED MEDIUM-WELL OR SAIGNANT IF YOU SHOULD
INSIST KNOWING THAT ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT
LUCRATIVE WASTE OF ENERGY COLLECTED AT DAZZLING
PRICES AWARE THAT UNEDUCATED SHEIKS MOSTLY
OVERDRESS NEVER PLAYING SONIC YOUTH OR
SMASHING PUMPKINS WHICH MAKES THEM LOOK CHEAP
WHEN THEY DAILY DINE AND WINE AT THE ROYALTON
WHERE YOU CAN DRINK BLOODY MARY IN PERSPEX
GLASSES INSTEAD OF GOING INTO THERAPY IN THE
COMPANY OF TROUBLESOME CELEBRITIES
ACCOMPANIED BY FLORIDA-TANNED WANNABEES WHO
WILL ADVISE YOU NOT TO USE YOUR E-MAIL WHILE
ENJOYING THAT DELICATE PASTA AL AGLIO E OLIO
FOLLOWED BY CHANTERELLES DE VERSAILLES SMARTLY
FRIED IN A LITTLE BIT OF SPANISH GARLIC THEN YOU DO
NOT HAVE TO BE A PURIST TO KNOW THAT LIFE CAN BE
SO TASTY FEELING FREE TO COMBINE SOMETHING
TOTALLY DIFFERENT YOU MIGHT INVENT WHEN COOKING
YOUR SPAGHETTI YOU PUT SOME FRESH GAMBAS INTO
THE PAN JUST FRY FOR TWO MINUTES ADD SOME
TUSCAN OLIVE OIL THEN FLAMBÉ WITH COGNAC OR
GRAPPA HEAT AGAIN ADDING SOME CHANTILLY ALSO
TWO SPOONS OF SICILIAN GOAT CHEESE SO NOW YOU
TASTE IT IN CASE YOU MIGHT COLLAPSE IT MEANS YOU
STILL MISS SOMETHING IT COULD BE THE INTENSITY OF
DRIED CALIFORNIAN TOMATOES WHICH MAKES YOU
REALIZE ALL THIS ART IS FUSION COOKING IT CAN BE SO
MUCH OF FUN OFFERING YOU THE ENORMOUS PLEASURE
OF BEING INVENTIVE WHICH MAKES YOU INTERESTING IN
MANIERISTIC SOCIETY MAYBE SITTING NEXT TO OSCAR
WILDE KNOWING IT IS NOT BY ACCIDENT LAS VEGAS'
ARCHITECTS BUILD FAKE STATUES OF PLASTER
CAESARS NEROS OR MUSSOLINIS INSTEAD OF STATE OF
THE ART LAMBORGHINIS OR FERRARIS HOLD UP IN
DENSE TRAFFIC WE BETTER FLY AWAY WITH THE PAPER
MONEY YOU EARN OR STEAL INVESTING IN HEALTHY
FOOD FORGETTING THE RAVAGES ON THE STOCK
MARKET SPOILING YOUR BRAINS WITH TEQUILA A NICE
MEAL COMPOSED OF WHEAT TORTILLAS SERVED WITH
RED BEANS SO SPICY THAT NEXT TIME YOU WILL
CHOOSE ONLY FISH MAYBE SALMON OR TUNA ALSO
HERRING OF THE NETHERLANDS WHICH WILL PROVIDE
YOU WITH THE NECESSARY FAT ACIDS YOUR BODY
NEEDS FOLLOWING AN INTELLIGENT DIET YOU CUT DOWN
ON COFFEE OR TEA FORGET SUGAR & ALCOHOL
REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT YOUR PRECIOUS
LIVER YOU MUST ELIMINATE YOUR TOXINS ALTHOUGH IT
WILL NOT HELP YOU TO IDENTIFY THE ANONIMOUS

KILLER WHO IS POSSIBLY WAITING FOR YOU DURING
THAT PARTICULAR FOGGY NIGHT YOU SEE THAT AUBREY
BEARDSLEY IS SUCKING SALOME'S PURPLE TONGUE IN
DOWNTOWN SEATTLE AGAIN IT WAS RAINING
NEVERTHELESS YOU FEEL STRONG WITH ALL THE HERBS
YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING FOR LONG WITH STIMULATING
ANTIBACTERIAL AGENTS LIKE GARLIC OR GINGER I
THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE YOU SPIRITUALLY ALERT
ASKING HENRY VAN DE VELDE TO RESTORE YOUR
GARAGE BUT THEN BEFORE YOU CAN REALIZE YOU HAVE
A COMMANDO KNIFE IN YOUR WEAK BODY IN THAT
FOGGY DESERTED STREET IT WILL TAKE HOURS BEFORE
SOMEBODY DARES TO DISCOVER YOU JUDGING YOU A
USELESS OBJECT ONLY TRANSPORTED TO THE MORGUE
THE NEXT DAY WHILE A HUNDRED BILLION GALAXIES ALL
UNDERCOVER PROBABLY ARE LAUGHING ABOUT SUCH
RIDICULOUS THINGS ALL NIGHT LONG HAPPENING ON
THIS SACRIFICED PLANET NAMED EARTH BUT
NEVERTHELESS YOUR CORPSE IS GUIDED BY BILLIONS
OF TRILLIONS OF BRIGHT STARS ALLOWING ONLY
JOHNNY DEPP TO BE DISGUSTED BY FRENCH CHÂTEAU
WINE BUT STILL DRINKING IT BECAUSE IT IS GOOD
PUBLICITY PRETENDING IT IS THE INTOXICATION OF THE
EXPENSIVE WINE WHICH HELPS HIM TO BEHAVE AS AN
ICON OF A MOVIE STAR ACTING WITH CRAMPS IN HIS
STOMACH REINFORCED WITH COMPOSITE WHAT HELPS
TO INTERPRET HIS PART MORE SINFULLY ALTHOUGH HE
HAS TO KEEP AWAY FROM THE BERLIN FESTIVAL SINCE
IT WAS PRINTED IN BRITISH NEWSPAPERS THAT AUSSIE-
BUSHMEN TRAVELLING TO MARRAKESH HAVE BEEN
ARRESTED IN RABAT WITH PASSPORTS OF LOST
AMERICAN TOURISTS WHILE PHOTOGRAPHING SOLDIERS
AT THE HOTEL'S SWIMMING POOL UNDRESSED BY
BRASILIAN WAITERS TOTALLY NAKED AS WELL READING
WILLIAM BURROUGHS "NAKED LUNCH" REPORTED BY
THE LOCAL POLICE AS AN UNSIGNIFICANT ACCIDENT I
OBSERVE ZORRO WHO COMES WALKING INTO THE
LOBBY OF LA MAMOUNIA STILL UNAWARE OF THE
FAMOUS SWIMMING POOL FOR THIS SPECIAL OCCASION
FILLED WITH LEAVES OF FRESH PEPPERMINT I
REMEMBER THAT LONG AGO WINSTON CHURCHILL WAS
MASQUERADING HERE HIS AGGRESSIVENESS A
SOUVENIR OF THE SECOND WORLD WAR BY PAINTING
MOROCCAN PALM TREES CONTINUOUSLY SMOKING
MONTE CHRISTO'S NEXT TO EXOTIC BUSHES PERFUMED
WITH SENSUOUS JASMINE NEXT TO THE NEARBY CLUB
HOUSE DECORATED WITH OLD PHOTOGRAPHS OF SNAKE
CHARMERS MASTURBATING WATER CARRIERS IN EASY
BAGGY PANTS WHICH INSPIRED YVES SAINT LAURENT'S
HAUTE COUTURE FLYING HIS PRIVATE BIMOTOR ONLY ON
MONDAYS OVER THE MAJESTIC ATLAS HAVING LUNCH AT
LA GAZELLE D'OR TO PIQUE-ASSIETTE SMALL PIECES OF
LAMB-TAGINE BUT DRINKING EXTENSIVELY SMALL
GREEN BOTTLES OF PERRIER WATER NOT AT ALL
AMUSED BY FAT BELLY DANCERS I ASSURE YOU NEITHER
DO I PREFERRING THE POWERFUL FOREHAND OF
SERENA WILLIAMS ON CENTRECOURT CONCENTRATED
ON HITTING THE BALL AS IF IT IS MALCOLM X HAMMERING
MORE RACIAL ANGER INTO OUR COMPLEXED MIND I WILL
ALWAYS REMEMBER MALCOLM'S UNIQUE X-STYLE THE
WAY HE PUT HIS HUMAN RIGHTS HIS REASONS TO
BECOME HISTORY AS IF HE WERE THE ELECTED MACHINE
GUN INVENTED BY MUHAMMAD NO MATTER THE PRICE HE
HAD TO PAY FOR I LEARNED IN HARLEM SOCIETY IT WAS
MALCOLM HIMSELF WHO ORGANIZED THE DEAL TO BE
SHOT HE KNEW HIS BOOSTER PROGRAMMED BLOOD
WOULD OVERHEAT THE FIGHT OF HIS BROTHERS AND
SISTERS REVOLTING IN A MULTINATIONAL HELL

DEMOLISHING THE LATEST OR MOST RECENT OF
BARBARIAN SITUATIONS ALL DAILY DISGUST TO BE
OPPRESSED WITHOUT ANY FORM OF CONDOLENCES THE
POWER OF MUHAMMAD ALI'S PEP TALK ADDED TO THE
HEAT OF AN AWOKEN VESUVIUS TRANSPORTED FROM
NAPOLI TO WASHINGTON D.C. ASKING "THE RAGE
AGAINST THE MACHINE" TO BE EXTREMELY THIRSTY THE
GLOBETROTTING NEEDS FOR ENEMY-COCKTAILS SERVED
AT THE SHERRY NETHERLANDS A POPULAR JUDAS-
CLASH WE ALL SUFFER FROM TO FORGET IN PRECIOUS
MOMENTS OF SENSUAL TASTE SIPPING A WILD
CHARDONNAY BARRIQUE OF CHILEAN ORIGIN WITH
FLAVOURS OF VIOLETS MIXED SUBTLE NUTTY AROMAS
OF SMOKY COGNAC-OAK EX BORDEAUX SHIPPED TO MY
DRUNKEN AWARENESS I LET GO IT TUMBLES INTO
TRAVOLTA DISCO MIXED WITH CHICK CORREA AT THE
PIANO ENOUGH OF COMPLEXITY TO REFUSE FUNKY
BUSINESS AT YOUR BOURGEOIS PARTIES WITH SAKE &
SUSHI TASTING DIFFERENT AFTER MIDNIGHT WHEN YOUR
TONGUE FEELS GUIDED BY SURVIVAL MANNERS
RESULTING IN LIQUID GROWTH IN A MORE THAN EVER
COMPETITIVE WORLD WHERE THE PROFESSIONAL
TOKYO-ADVISER OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS GETS
INTRODUCED TO TIM BERNERS-LEE AT THE ANNUAL
BLACK & WHITE PARTY ADVISING YOU ON
SHAREHOLDING MUCH EASIER TO BUY ON THE WEB
ALTHOUGH I DO NOT THRUST THAT KIND OF MORPHINE
ENTERING YOUR LIFE WHICH COULD BECOME A PUBLIC
MESS WHEN THE PROBLEMS YOUR COUNSELLOR FEELS
MUST MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND HIS ASSOCIATES ARE
TOO KEEN I PRESUME TO USE YOUR MONEY FOR
PROFANE PROFITS WHATEVER THAT MEANS
REMEMBERING YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS SAID THAT THIS
WOULD INCREASE YOUR TAX-BILL NEVER TO BE PAID BY
THE COMPANY OR THE DEEMED CREDIT YOU BORROW ON
YOUR FUTURE DIVIDENDS WHICH COVERS ALL OF YOUR
HYPOTHETIC INCOME NO LIABILITIES TO BE ASSURED SO
I PRETEND THAT AT SUCH POINT OF CONVERSATION
NOBODY WILL BE OFFERING YOU ANOTHER COUPE OF
KRUGG BUT YOU COUNTER WITH A MARVELOUS EXCUSE
WHEN I HEAR YOU SAY YOU FEEL SLEEPY READY TO
LEAVE BUT NEVER IN COTTON PYJAMAS BUT TONIGHT
BLASTING AWAY ON A FAT HARLEY DAVIDSON DREAMING
OF MARLON BRANDO SLEEPING TIGHTLY IN A TRAMWAY
NAMED DESIRE A PLAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN ON STAGE
BUT READ TENNESSEE WILLIAMS' (SO CALLED)
MASTERPIECE OF WHICH OF COURSE I HAVE BEEN
TOUCHED BY THE MOVIE BUT THAT IS A DIFFERENT
STORY ONLY THANKS TO BRANDO BECAUSE SINCE I WAS
A KID OF COURSE I HAVE
SEEN OTHER INTERPRETATIONS ALSO AT LONDON
THEATRES WHICH NEVER GAVE ME THAT UNIQUE
FEELING OF HOLLYWOOD STYLE I MEAN THE ROBBERY
OF THE PLAYWRIGHTS' ART THE WAY HE IS PUNISHED BY
THE DIRECTOR WHO ON CELLULOID INTERFERES IN OUR
OPINION QUESTIONING OUR CONSCIENCE WITH HIS OWN
ATTITUDE WHICH CAN BE A TRANSFORMATION IN OUR
AWARENESS A SUBJECTIVE RELEVANCE ANOTHER
ANGLE WHICH HELPS US TO REMEMBER THAT TOMATO
SOUP EVEN WHEN EATEN COLD CAN BE NICE BECAUSE I
AM CONVINCED I CAN LIVE WITH GASPACHO IN
MARBELLA NEXT TO THE SWIMMING POOL OF THE HOTEL
PUENTE ROMANO SAVOURING UN BOCADILLO CON
JAMON PATTA NEGRA NOT BAD AT ALL WHEN THE SUN
FEELS WARM THE BLUE WATER IS COOL SO WHETHER
YOU ARE A HEDONIST OR A MAFIOSO NOBODY CARES
ABOUT WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU ARE WEARING AS
ON THE COSTA DEL SOL IT IS ALWAYS SUMMER A

SPANISH HEAVEN MADE BY NATURE WHERE YOU HAVE
NO EXCUSE YOU HAVE FOR FEELING STUPID LOOKING
INTO THE COMPUTERISED LIGHT OF THE MATADORS'
EYES WHO WILL LIFT YOU UP BECAUSE HE EXPLAINS YOU
IN GERMAN IT IS HERR GUTENBERG WHO STILL KEEPS
CONDUCTING OUR ALPHABET WHICH MAKES ME FEEL
MERCIFUL FOR THE OVERDOSE I HAVE ASSIMILATED
ESPECIALLY WHILE AT GRAMMAR LESSONS I WAS
DREAMING MOST OF THE TIME BEING IN INVENTIVE
WORLDS WHERE BUFFALO BILL WAS SLEEPING NEXT TO
TARZAN WHILE I WAS TALKING TO POPEYE THE
SAILORMAN OR KING KONG OFFERING ME BANANAS OR
COCONUTS EVERY MORNING MY MAIL BEING DELIVERED
BY BIRDS OF PARADISE THE AIR MORE TASTY THAN IN
MEXICO CITY A CONTRIBUTION OF WASTED ENERGY ALL
THE CONTRARY OF WHAT I SUDDENLY REALIZE WHILE
EATING SMOKED SALMON IN SCHEVENINGEN'S KURSAAL
THE ART-FISH BEAMING PINK COMPARABLE TO LES
DEMOISELLES D'AVIGNON YOU KNOW ALL FIVE
PROSTITUTES ACTING A LITTLE DRUNK OF TOO MUCH OF
BOLLINGER BRUT AT THE BAR OF LE NEGRESCO NOW
SINGING IN SEA SEX & SUN FROM SERGE GAINSBOURG IN
CHOIR NOT DISTURBING MY SLEEPING MOODS AT THE
VILLAGE OF MOUGINS NEARBY THANKS TO PICASSO
WHERE I FEEL FAR AWAY FROM THE POLLUTED RIVIERA
CITIES BUT NO LONGER AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF WHO
FAXES ME THAT ZORBA THE GREEK IS STILL SEARCHING
AFTER ODYSSEUS' ORIGINAL SPERM STILL HOPING TO
MAKE ADONIS PREGNANT ALTHOUGH THE LATEST NEWS
I HAVE HEARD IS THAT HE STILL KEEPS BREEDING DUCKS
NEAR SAINT TROPEZ LICKING POPOFF'S FANTASTIC
STRACIATELLE ICECREAM SO IRRESISTIBLE TO THE
MASSES OF LETHARGIC TOURISTS MOSTLY SEARCHING
FOR DIARRHOEA OR THE LATEST VARIATIONS OF
CHICKEN SALMONELLA ASSERTING GROTESQUENESS IN
EN VOGUE MANNERS SHOWING OFF ILLITERATE
FRUSTRATIONS UNREADABLE PRESCRIPTIONS BY WAY
OF WEARING VYNIL STRINGS ADVISED BY THEIR
STRESSED DOCTOR AS NERVOUS AS A KAZAKSTAN
NEUROLOGIST IN A BUNKER A COMMON EXHIBITION OF
UNDERPAID FLESH IN COMPETITION WITH THE LOOKS OF
APATHETIC EX-STARLETS SLENDERING THROUGH THE
HISTORIC VILLAGE OF SAINT TROPEZ SITTING AT LE
GORILLE'S TERRACE IN THE SHADOW OF CHEZ
SENNEQUIER WHERE THE REAL FRENCH MOVIE STARS
TRY TO ESCAPE FROM BOREDOM READING LE MONDE OR
L'OBS BUT NEVER TOUCHING A REWARDING TRANCHE OF
LA FAMEUSE TARTE TROPEZIENNE ANOTHER PROOF OF
SLAVERY INCREASING EVERY DAY AS WESTERN WEALTH
KEEPS GROWING SINCE ATP RANKED TENNIS PLAYERS
ARE BUYING THEIR FUTURE HIDE AWAY OF COURSE IN
TAX-FREE ZONES BE IT IN MONACO OR LES MOUSTIQUES
AS IN EVERY TOURNAMENT ALWAYS MORE PAPER
MONEY IS THROWN AT THEIR TENNIS RACKET TO PROVE
THAT CHANGING PARTNERS EVERY SIX MONTHHS DOES
NOT FEEL SATIRIC IT IS ANOTHER ORIENTATION OF
EXPLORING OUR MOODS SOMETIMES COLLAPSING
UNFORESEEN WITH AN OFFER OF NIGHTWATCHERS
SELLING YOU GIRLISH BOYS INSTEAD OF ATHLETIC
WOMEN IN THE MASSAGE ROOM OF OUR PROJECTED
PSYCHE ANOTHER WAY OF CASTRATING OUR
INTOXICATED IDEAS IN NIGHTCLUBS CULTIVATING NEW
DISEASES ANNOUNCED EVERY DAY IN NEWSPAPERS AS
OUR EXCITEMENT WHICH HAS TO BE EXPANDED INTO
FEAR BECAUSE OUR TRUTH HAS BECOME A BIBLICAL
LEGEND IMITATING A FAKE MARCUS ANTONIUS SINCE WE
KNOW HE NEVER WASHED HIS HANDS WITH HARROD'S
LAVENDER SOAP WE HEAR SOMETHING SIMILAR HAS

BEEN SAID ABOUT ANDY WARHOL'S PLATINA WIG WHICH
FOR TOO LONG WAS REGARDED AS REAL HAIR AFTER
ALL ONLY KINDS OF COMMERCIAL COMBINATIONS
INSPIRED BY MARCHPANE FRIVOLITY OR OEDIPAL NEED
BEST TO BE DUMPED UNDER THE MARVELOUS
BROOKLYN BRIDGE WHERE KENNETH STAR STILL MUST
BE THINKING OF MONICA LEWINSKY WHO KEEPS
SUCKING MORE MONEY OUT OF THE EX PRESIDENTIAL
PIPELINE WHICH IS OKAY FOR ME AS AFTER ALL IT IS
BUSINESS AS USUAL AS EVEN IN CHINA YOU CAN NO
LONGER IMPRESS PEOPLE ONLY WITH RICE ORDERING
YOU TO WORK IN THE ABUNDANCE OF MEDIEVAL RULES
THE IMMORTALITY OF DICTATORS' GRIEF COMPENSATING
THEIR POVERTY BY MEANS OF USEFUL CONTRACEPTION
INSTEAD OF MORE EXECUTIONS BECAUSE YOU WERE
WEARING SILK CLOTHES YOU STILL TREASURE EVEN
WHEN THEY PUT YOU ON THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WITHOUT
ANY BUDDHA AROUND UNTIL YOU PERISH AFTER
APPROXIMATELY THIRTY SECONDS BECAUSE BY THEN
YOU WILL HAVE PAID FOR YOUR UNREAL MISTAKES
WHICH SEEMS ABNORMAL IN DEMOCRACY WHEN THEY
TRY TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE THAT MONEY DOES NOT
MAKE YOU HAPPY WHICH IS PROOF THAT THE
INPENETRABLE IGNORANCE DOES EXIST MORE THAN
EVER STILL ACCOMPANIED BY HOLY MUSIC CHURCHES
DARE PRETEND IT IS YOUR PRIVILEGE TO DIE POOR TO
BE DISMANTLED AS DUST SENT INTO THE AIR SO BE
BLESSED BY ENERGETIC LIGHT ELECTRIFIED BY GAMA A
WAY YOUR WAY OF RENAISSANCE TO BE SCULPTED BY
DONATELLO IN RESIDENCE ALONG THE ARNO WHERE
YOU CAN EAT NEXT TO THE FAMOUS BRIDGE SHRIMPS
SATAY IN GREEN CURRY COOKED BY ANDRÉ AGASSI'S
MOTHER USING HER SON'S OLD TENNIS BALLS COOKED
TOGETHER WITH PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS YOU CAN
EAT ON THE SMALL TERRACE SURROUNDED BY CIA
SPIES THESE DAYS EVERYWHERE ON EXHIBITION FOR
UNAWARE TOURISTS OFFERING SANBUCCO OR GRAPPA
TO UNSCRUPULOUS MISFITS SEPONATING THEIR OWN
INFECTED COMPROMISES WHICH I DEMAND YOU TO FIGHT
TRY TO THINK CLEAR YOU HAVE TO REALIZE UNDER
YOUR MENTAL ROOF THAT YOU HAVE TO PROTECT YOUR
CHILDREN YOU KNOW IT IS A PARENTAL LAW ALTHOUGH
A FEW REGRETS I UNDERSTAND YOU MAY HAVE TO
LEAVE BEHIND SOME UNATTAINABLE GOALS LAW KEEPS
CUTTING FROM UNDER YOUR FEET THE GRASS ALL
GREEN YOUR BLOOD HER BLOOD HER VEINS HER HEART
ALL BLUE HIS SMILE HER LAUGHS OUR BLOOD HIS VEINS
MY HEART THEIR REMARKS ALL MADE OF SPIRITUALITY I
FEEL SO HAPPY REAL LIFE EXISTS EVEN WHILE I AM
DEAD YET LOST IN SPACE MY NEAREST PLACE IS BOUND
IN WEIGHTLESSNESS I HAVE BECOME A MAGICIAN I
CIRCLE IN MY BOLD PRINTED WORDS TO BE READ
HORIZONTALLY ONLY ON WHITE PAPER WHICH MAKES
ME BECOME MORE VERTICAL THAN EVER IT SUGGESTS
THAT MAYBE I A WRITING AS A SUPERCHARGED ENGINE
OR MAYBE A DOUBLE TURBO IN AN F40 IMPREGNATED
WITH EXTRATERRESTRIAL FITTINGS ACTIVATED ON
ORBIT BY GAGARIN'S DAUGHTER MADE PREGNANT BY
MEANS OF A SUNRISING BROWSER CAPABLE OF
INTERPRETING LIFE AT THE TRUTH A RIGHT PERSON
ALWAYS ARRIVING TOO SOON OR EVEN BETTER TOO
LATE IN YOUR COMPLICATED LIFE FACING YOUR
UNSINKABLE MEDITATION AS FAR AS I CAN SEE INTO
ANOTHER FUTURE ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL IT IS MY
IMAGINATION WHICH WILL PERSIST MY POOR
KNOWLEDGE TOO LIMITED BUT EXTREMELY MOBILE
NEVER TO BE DISCOURAGED BY ANYTHING NOT EVEN MY
IMPRISONED CHILDHOOD MY CATHOLIC EDUCATION I

HAVE EXECUTED BE IT ONLY TOO LATE UNVEILED BY LE
MARQUIS DE SADE FROM WHOM I HAVE HEARD THAT HE
ALSO GAVE BIRTH TO COHN-BENDIT BOTH OUR EARLY
MUTILATIONS TRANSFORMED INTO CONTESTING POWER
BUT FINALLY DISGUSTED BY AN OVERDOSE OF
ORDINARY SEX IN ORDINARY LIFE FORMS SINCE LONG
TOO BORING SINCE WOODSTOCK TO BE CONSIDERED AS
USELESS SO BETTER EXERCISE YOUR BODY SERIOUSLY
AS FINALLY SOME THIRTY YEARS LATER ALL BEAMING
ATHLETES KNOW BETTER NO LONGER SELLING STRANGE
MORAL VALUES OF PORNO-FUCKING WE NOW ADVISE
YOU TRY TO POSTPONE FOR HOURS BEFORE YOU
URINATE A SENSATION WHICH OFFERS YOU THE
ULTIMATE SATISFACTION BETTER THAN ANY ORGASM
TRY IT AS WHEN FINALLY YOU LET GO YOUR URINE IT IS
NO LONGER AN ACT OF MURDERING CELLS YOU THEN
REALIZE THAT YOUR ORGASM IS TRANSFORMED INTO A
NEW WAY OF QUALITY-SEX THE FULL AWARENESS OF
ORDERING A STRUCTURED FULFILMENT A PHYSICAL
WITNESSING OF HOW TO ACCOMODATE YOUR SELF
WHEN SUMMER AND WINTER MELT TOGETHER INSIDE
YOU AN EGOISTIC PEACE CONFERENCE IT LOOKS LIKE
SINCE NOT EVEN ONE SINGLE COUNTRY STOPS BUYING
OR SELLING MASSACRE ARMS INVESTING IN CRIME ON
PURPOSE CONFIRMED BY THE HYPOCRITICAL WAY THEY
KEEP TALKING BY MEANS OF FORBEARING
AMBASSADORS IN HELL THEY MAY SCREAM OF THE
CEMETERY WITH FORMALITY NOBODY NO LONGER CAN
AFFORD AS WE HAVE LEARNED AT THE EDGE OF THE
ROAD THERE IS NO END BUT ONLY ANOTHER LIFE IN A
NEW BUSINESS DEAL MURDER BIRTH FOOD OR GUNS BY
WHICH MEANS YOU WILL BE MORE PROSPEROUS THAN
EVER JUST IN TIME WHEN FINALLY NOSTRADAMUS
PREDICTS YOU THAT YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN PAY TAXES
NO LONGER FOR KINGS OR QUEENS NOR DIE BY
DICTATORS' GENOCIDE FOR SURE NEVER AGAIN FOR A
PAPER TITLE OR SOME DEGENERATED PEOPLE WHO
PRETEND THEIR BLOOD IS BLUE SO BETTER FORGET THIS
NONSENSE YOU MIGHT DIE OF BUT FOR SURE DO NOT
PART IN BOREDOM AS LONG AS YOU KEEP READING YOU
CAN IGNORE ANY PLASTER MADONNA WHICH HAS
BECOME YOUR WAY OF VACATIONING YOUR EGO-TRIP
INTO ANOTHER PAGAN MYSTERY YOUR MIND BECOMES
THE GARDENER OF PRINCETON WHERE YOU ARRIVE
SOME FIFTY YEARS LATE TO BE INFORMED THAT
EVERYDAY THE FBI IS CHECKING SOME FIFTY THOUSAND
FINGERPRINTS AN ENORMOUS ADULTERY ANOTHER CIVIL
CRIME A MOVE AGAINST MEDIOCRE PAINTING AN
INTELLIGENT ANTISEX ROLE ASKING YOU TO CONSIDER
TO TORTURE YOUR HYPOCRITICAL NEIGHBOUR A
COMPOSITION OF CATECHISM ALL RHETORIC
REFLECTIONS YOU HAVE TO DISTRUST AT THE SCALE OF
RICHTER AFTER CENTURIES OF BARBARIAN
TURBULANCE WITHOUT AN END YES THE DAMNED
CHURCHES HAVE TO BE BURNED NO LONGER
DECORATED WITH THE STOLEN GOLD OF MASSACRED
MAYAS AS YOU MIGHT REMEMBER EVEN PLATO
DISMISSED HIS GODS ALTHOUGH LITTLE HAS CHANGED
SINCE SOCRATES PREFERRED NOT TO FINISH HIS LAST
MEAL KNOWING IT TAKES TIME TO IMPROVISE ALL THIS
TYPING IN POLE POSITION IT HELPS TO BUILD A FREE
CONSCIENCE OF COURSE NOT MEANT FOR THE WORKING
CLASS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO WORK OR TO STRIKE
THEY ARE NOT YET ALLOWED NOR CONSIDERED TO
REALIZE EFFICIENT THINKING STILL FORBIDDEN
BY THEIR UNION DISCUSSING ABOUT NEW ACTIONS
ORDERING LOBSTER AND CORTON-CHARLEMAGNE AT A
FIVE STAR HOTELS THE BILL BEING PAID BY YOU

SYNDICATED WHORE YOU ARE STILL YOUR CONFUSION
DISGUISED BY POLITE WAITERS SERVING THEM
COCKTAILS AT THE BAR THEIR NORMAL WAY OF
SPENDING YOUR MONEY THE WAY THEY GLANCE AT THE
KIND OF WATCH I AM WEARING I KNOW IN THESE FANCY
PLACES I WILL BE JUDGED BY MISFITS SO NEXT TIME
WHEN YOU ENTER A 5 STAR HOTEL BETTER TRY A
BOWLER HAT TO STABILIZE YOUR HEAD BY WHICH YOU
OFFEND THEM DURING ALL THE TIME THEY ARE
COMPROMISING YOU I WAS READING ANDRÉ BRETON'S
MANIFEST TO SUSTAIN MY BEHAVIOUR IT INVOLVES
INTERESTING DISCUSSIONS IT EVEN REGULATES MY
HEARTBEAT IT IS SUCH INTERESTING READING
ALTHOUGH OF COURSE YOU KNOW HE WAS BORN
FRENCH A FATAL HANDICAP WHICH DISTURBS ME
ALTHOUGH I DO NOT ACCEPT IT BECAUSE OF ANOTHER
COINCIDENTAL VIRUS SUPPOSE HE COULD HAVE BEEN
MADE IN A BELGIAN BED IF YOU CONSIDER THE WAY HE
DEFENDS HIS ABSURD THEORIES IT IS OBVIOUS HE
RESPONDS TO A TOTALLY BELGIAN SAVOIR-FAIRE A
CONGO-PARALLEL WITH HYPNOTIZING MOAMBE THE
SAME WAY BELGIAN HOUSEWIVES BAKE THE SO-CALLED
FRENCH FRIES WHICH IS A LIE INVENTED BY NAPOLEON
RESPONSIBLE FOR AT LEAST A MILLION MURDERS ALL
OF THE CONTRARY THE WAY BELGIAN CHEFS PREPARE
HOMEMADE MAYONNAISE NO FRENCH CHEF CAN
COMPETE WITH AS WHEN YOU EAT IN SPAIN WHERE
GARLIC IS ADDED TO THE MAYONESSA WHICH MODIFIES
YOUR NEUTRAL IMPRESSION ABOUT CHEAP RIOJA BUT
COMBINED WITH INVENTIVE TAPAS YOUR FINE PALATE
BECOMES AS SURREALISTIC AS THE YOUNG DALI EVER
WAS THE WAY GALA FRIED CALAMARES IN CADAQUES
THE TASTE OF FRESH GAMBAS A LA PLANCHA AFTER
THE CORRIDA A CLASSIC PREPARATION FULLY JUSTIFIED
WITH LOTS OF GARLIC BUT THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE
THEY KNOW HOW SEX REALLY HAS TO BE WITH GARCIA
LORCA AND LUIS BUNUEL IN DALI'S BED THE FRIENDLY
COMPANY IS CARESSING A DRUNKEN GALA WHICH
MAKES THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN THE ROTHSCHILDS
INVITED FOR TEATIME AT THE CADAQUES FISHERMEN'S
WHARF OR IN MANHATTAN'S SAINT REGIS' DEPENDING
ON THEIR SURREALISTIC TIMETABLE WHETHER SUMMER
OR WINTER BUT ALWAYS EXPECTED TO BE ENTERTAINED
BY SKINNY VICIOUS LEOPARDS INVITED BY DRAG
QUEENS ON TOP OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER NEXT TO
A CAMPFIRE IN PLUSHY ARMCHAIRS SPONSORED BY THE
ESTATE OF GENERAL FRANCO PRETENDING THEY LOVE
SUCKING GOLFSTICKS EXPLAINED BY E-MAIL
DESPATCHED TO THE ROYALTON ON 44TH STREET WEST
RESERVING A PARTY WITH IRISH SMOKED SALMON ON
FRENCH TOAST THE ONLY RESTAURANT IN MANHATTAN
THEY DO TRUST BECAUSE OF PHILIPPE STARCK'S POST-
COSTES ARCHITECTURE SO ADORED BY PIMPS AND
HOOKERS BAD TASTE PRETENDING TO BE RAPED BY A
BRITISH MOTHER AN ITALIAN FATHER OR A CUBAN
UNCLE BUT MOST OF ALL DISGUSTED BY THE FRENCH
GUESTS WHO DO NOT BRUSH THEIR TEETH TOO SELDOM
HAVE A BATH OR SHOWER WHICH I CAN CONFIRM WHEN
TRAVELLING FOR SO LONG THROUGH FRANCE
SOMETIMES IT DOES HAPPEN I HAVE TO TRY ONE OF
THOSE MEDIEVAL WATER CLOSETS FIGHTING CLUSTERS
OF FRENCH SHIT & PISS INVADED BY FRENCH FLIES
SOMETIMES EVEN BY FRENCH RATS ESPECIALLY ON LE
QUATORZE JUILLET WHEN THE FRENCH OUTRAGEOUS
PRIDE OF GRANDEUR IS MORE THAN OVERDONE NEVER
TO BE MODERATE WITH TOO MUCH OF BON CHIQUE BON
GENRE THE RESULT OF BEING CASTRATED IN 1940 BY A
MAD FÜHRER OF DAS REICH UND SEINE ÜBERMENSCHEN

BUT HIS ASHES IMMORTALIZED ONLY FIVE YEARS LATER
IN HIS BERLIN BUNKER REPEATING NOT TO BE FLESH
BUT TO BECOME ASH SEEN AS A DEMARCATION LINE
INVENTED BY SHAKESPEARE OUR ONLY FACT IN ENGLISH
LITERATURE WE ENCOUNTER FREQUENTLY BETWEEN
LAWS OF EVOLUTION AND BILL GATES' SUCH AN
ENORMOUS TALENT WHO IS EVEN MUCH SUPERIOR TO
WHAT HIS REPUTATION LETS US DISCOVER IN FINANCIAL
NEWSPAPERS IN WHICH ANY FORM OF NEWS BECOMES
BUSINESS BUT JOURNALISTS REPLY ME IT MAKES NO
DIFFERENCE FOR BILL OR MONICA NEVER TO KNOW
WHERE YOU CAN HAVE SEX FOR LITTLE MONEY WITH A
POWERFUL SWORDFIGHTER OR AN ATTRACTIVE NURSE
DANCING WITH A CANADIAN HOCKEY PLAYER WHO
PREFERS READING COURTS MAHLER'S LOVE STORIES IN
THE ER OF GEORGE CLOONEY NO LONGER ACTING IN
THIS SOAP BECAUSE OF HIGH RISK PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON
DOUBLE TURBO THEIR NERVES MOTIVATED BY EXTREME
SUPERCHARGERS TO PURSUIT FRAGILE MEMBERS OF
SOLIDARNOSC WHO SEEM DANGEROUS AT EGOCENTRIC
PEACETALKING COUNTERED BY ACTIONS OF
GREENPEACE ACTIVISTS AT CONFERENCES WHERE
FAITHLESS DIPLOMATS BECOME MULTIBILLIONAIRE
SELLING NUCLEAR SECRET PROJECTS NO INSURANCE
COMPANY WILL COVER WHEN YOU SMUGGLE RUSSIAN
DIAMONDS INTO ANTWERP WHERE THE LOCAL
POLITICIANS DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PROTECT
THEIR OWN CHILDREN FROM ALBANIAN RUSSIAN OR
ITALIAN MAFIA BOASTING THEY NEVER WILL PAY TAXES
IN BELGIUM WHICH HAS TO BE ACCEPTED BECAUSE THE
SAME ADVANTAGES ARE GRANTED TO THE BIG DIAMOND
PEOPLE FACTS THE OSTEND FISHERMEN DISLIKE
BECAUSE THEY PRETEND DIAMOND COURRIERS IMPORT
AIDS FROM ISRAEL A NASTY GAME WHICH HAS BECOME
UTMOST DECADENT WHEN THEY SHOOT AT STUDENT
SMUGGLERS WHO SHOULD BETTER CONCENTRATE ON
THE EXPANSION OF GRASSHOPPING GLOBAL VISIONS
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY FORMULA UNO PILOTS HAVE
GIGANTIC ORGASMS AT 200 MILES AN HOUR WHATEVER
THE PERFUME THEY USE TO DISSIMULATE THEIR FEAR
FOR SCORPIONS YOU SHOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH A
COBRA IN BED AT LEAST YOU KNOW IT IS POISON YOU
CAN COUNTER WITH A SIMPLE INJECTION AT THE
HOSPITAL WHERE AFTERWARDS YOU CAN SELL THE
SNAKE'S SKIN TO THE DOCTOR WHICH IS A SHARP
ARGUMENT TO CRITISIZE THE PLENTY OF BORED MIDDLE-
CLASS PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO SCOPE IN LIFE NO GUTS
NO EDUCATION NO BOOKS TO READ THE ONLY
INTERESTING IDEA THEY MIGHT REALIZE IS TO JUMP OFF
ANY NEARBY BRIDGE INSTEAD OF NEVER GOING TO
ANGOLA FOR HUMANITARIAN REASONS EATING EVERY
DAY NASIGORENG ON BANANA LEAVES IGNORING THEIR
ONLY MUSIC TO LISTEN TO ARE BOOBY TRAPPED
MELODIES ON MTV WITH LYRICS ABOUT MISOGYNY
INTERPRETED BY DOOMED CRACKTRADERS PLAYING
MASSIVE ATTACK SHOT IN THE THROAT BY NEIL YOUNG'S
CRAZY HORSES SUDDENLY GOING INTO ZEN-THERAPY
CLAIMING YOU BETTER CAN BE A HIGH RANKED TENNIS
PLAYER AS IT IS VERY REWARDING TO CLASH LOTS OF
MAYONNAISE ON YOUR RUCOLA SALAD AFTER FIVE
HOURS OF TRAINING THE WAY I INTERPRET SUCH
HYPOTHETIC PERFORMANCE EXPECTING IT ALSO COULD
BE SINATRA'S VOICE SUGGESTING TO BREAK DOWN MY
BLACK ON WHITE LABYRINTH BY WHICH I BECOME
AWARE THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SEARCH A WAY OUT
AT THE END OF MY UNLIMITED SENTENCE BUT BY NOW
YOU MUST HAVE UNDERSTOOD I USE NO COMMAS OR
ANY OTHER KIND OF STOPMARKS AS I KNOW FOR SURE

NEITHER YOU NOR I BELIEVE IN THE END OF THE LINE AS
ONLY MY EMOTION KEEPS FIGHTING TO GO ON WITH MY
LIFE THAT WAY MY TRAINED BODY WILL BE POLISHED IN
A CLEAN HOTEL ROOM WHERE THE BATHROOM IS IN
WHITE MARBLE MATCHING RIGHT NOW MY MOODS HERE
IN SAN DIEGO ADMIRING ANOTHER DIVINE SUNSET WHILE
DISAPPEARING IN THE OCEAN MY THOUGHTS AS WELL
ARE UNDER WATER AWARE OF THE TASTE OF SEA SALT I
AM USED TO WHEN I EAT POTATO CHIPS SO I TAKE IT
EASY IN SILENCE STEP BY STEP I MOVE ON THE BEACH
WHILE ADMIRING THE BEAUTY ART OF THIS PART OF
CALIFORNIA SUDDENLY THE DOOR OF MY ROOM IS
FLUNG OPEN WITH THE WARM OCEAN WIND KISSING ME
LAYING ON MY BED I FEEL MY LUNGS MY HEARTBEAT MY
LEGS INTENSIVELY IN THE CENTRE OF MY PERSONAL
ETERNITY A VAST EPITOME IN THE AIR WHICH IS NO
PROOF THAT THE EDGE MIGHT BE TOO SHARP YOUR
CIVILIZED BEHAVIOUR NO LONGER SO STUPID TO BE
PART OF WIRELESS TALKING THE COFFEE-MANNERISM
THE SAUNA ADDICTION OR THE PRISONS TO BE
DISINFECTED ONLY ON TELEVISION TO ASSURE US YOU
MAY USE YOUR VIBRATOR EVEN AT A RESTHOUSE ON A
GERMAN AUTOBAHN AT 4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING IN
THE DIRECTION FROM KARLSRUHE TO BASEL I AM
AWARE OF THE SAME ADRENALINE I FELT AT THE
RAFFLES IN SINGAPORE BUT THEN IT WAS AT 4 O'CLOCK
IN THE AFTERNOON HAVING SCONES WITH GREEN TEA
BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT NOW IT IS 11.10 AM IN
VIENNA 01.10 PM IN MOSCOW BUT 10.10 AM IN LONDON
ALL FACTS OF RELATIVITY MADE REALITY FOR YOUR
PERSONAL JOY BY FAMOUS WATCHMAKERS WHO CALL
IT THE APPEAL OF TIME OR THE MAGIC DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN MARS TIME OR A PART-TIME JOB AT A DIRTY
LOOKING PIZZERIA IN PHUKET WHERE YOU WILL NEVER
DISPOSE OF A PERPETUAL CALENDAR OR BE JOINED BY
YOUR ACETIC BUSINESS PARTNERS AT NEW YEAR'S EVE
PARTIES AS IF NOTHING HAS CHANGED DURING
THOUSANDS OF YEARS WHEN AGAIN YOU MUST REFUSE
TO LISTEN TO JOE COCKER ON THE RADIO WHO IS SUCH
A POOR HOBO WITH THE LOOKS OF A HOMELESS
SUCKER THE KIND OF CLOCHARD IT TAKES YOU LESS
THAN A MINUTE TO REALIZE HE HAS NO MANNERS THE
WAY HE MOVES IT SEEMS OBVIOUS HE HAS DIARRHOEA
AT LEAST CONSTIPATION FOR SURE HE SUFFERS FROM
HAEMORRHOIDS WHICH MAKES HE RECEIVES A LOT OF
FAN MAIL FROM ALL THOSE STUPID PEOPLE WHO DARE
TO PAY FOR HIS CONCERTS THE MAJORITY WITH A
GLOBAL DEBILITY IQ AS IF THEY DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE
BORN LOSERS WITH A LIFE ASSURANCE ARE MARRIED
HAVE A DOG A MEAN DOG A COCKER OF COURSE THEY
CALL JOE SNIFF COCAIN OR ASPIRINE TO BE PUT ON THE
WAITING LIST OF INFECTED HOSPITALS EXPECTING TO BE
SOON ON CONSULTATION BY CLEAN SHAVEN DOCTORS
WORKING WITH LOTS OF HYPODERMIC NEEDLES
POISONING ON TRIAL TRYING TO EXPLAIN IN PRIVATE
REUNIONS THAT IT IS MUCH EASIER TO DUMP THE POOR
IN SCULPTED RAINFORESTS WHERE THE ROTTING
PROCESS IS MUCH FASTER NEVERTHELESS THE
ENORMOUS LACK OF CAPABLE NURSES WHO HAVE TO
PUMP OIL ALL DAY LONG OUT OF THE SUFFERING EARTH
PRODUCING MORE LANDSLIDES SWEEPING AWAY THE
ONLY BRIDGE INUNDATING THE BURNED FARMLAND
THERE IS NO NEED TO ARGUE EVERYTHING HAS BEEN
SOLD ILLEGALLY TO DAGHESTAN TROOPS IN THE
MASSACRED AREAS OF CHECHNYA WHERE WILD ISLAMIC
GUERILLEROS LIVING ON LSD SCALP ANY RUSSIAN THEY
MAY APPREHEND SINCE THE NEXT FIVE HARVESTS ARE
PREDICTED TO BE POOR NOT ONLY BECAUSE OF MORE

BOMBS BUT ALSO BY HURRICANES DISTURBING LIFE
EVERYWHERE BUT BILLIONS OF IGNORANTS STILL
BELIEVING DISASTER CAN BE CURED WITH LAVENDER
HONEY ALTHOUGH REGIMENTS OF DEAD BODIES ARE
INFECTING THE POLLUTED RIVERS YOU ARE INVITED TO
BY YOUR TRAVEL AGENT TO SWIM IN IT IS HIGH TIME TO
U-TURN KNOWING THAT PANAMESE CARGOES CHARGED
WITH GUATEMALA'S WHITE POWDER KEEP WASHING BIG
MONEY IN MIAMI RESIDING IN THE ART-DECO DISTRICT
CONTROLLED BY EX-CUBAN
GANGSTERS AGAIN IN PROSPEROUS BUSINESS AFTER
SURVIVING JFK WHO SOLD THEM TO CASTRO IN THE BAY
OF PIGS THE SAME SURVIVERS STILL HATING THE
GRINGOS NOW TRYING TO INFILTRATE ON THE CHINESE
INTERNET ALL THIS TO COMMEMORATE THE 50TH
ANNIVERSARY OF MAO'S CLEAN-UP IN THIRD REICH
STYLE WHICH MAKES THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA EXPECT
BETTER TIMES THANKS TO INDOCTRINATION STILL
INCREASING IN AN ASTRONOMICAL WAY CONTROLLED
BY THE BIGGEST POWER ON EARTH KISSING EVERY
MORNING BEFORE BREAKFAST A FASCINATING COLD
CLAW THEN A HOT HAMMER BEING REWARDED BY A
BOWL OF RICE A CUP OF GREEN TEA IN CLEAN HOUSES
WEARING KOREAN JEANS AND MALAYSIAN SNEAKERS
PRAYING FOR THE INTRODUCTION OF WESTERN MISERY
BEGGING FOR CONSUMERS' INDUSTRY SINCE CONFUCIUS
IS CONSTANTLY SCREENWIPED THE CANINE MADNESS
THEY CONFUSE WITH HYDROPHOBIA IS TRANSGRESSING
SUGGESTING THEY COULD BETTER MEDITATE ABOUT
OLD SINS THE INSULTING IMAGES OF THROAT CUTTING
BY REBELS STILL TOO COMPLICATED TO RESIST WE
MUST HOPE THAT TRADITIONAL ZEN AGAIN BECOMES A
STABLE WAY OF FIGHTING BACK WITH A TENDER SMILE
THE PROFILE OF WESTERN CONTROVERSY AGAINST
TOMORROW'S SORROW IMPORTED IN EMPTY SUITCASES
ALL PROOF OF XXL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE
MISUNDERSTANDING OF LAUREN HILL & THE GARBAGE
OF GARBAGE DIVIDED IN OUR LISTENING EARS BUT NOT
POLITICS I LABEL MAD HISTORY IN THE NEAR FUTURE TO
BE INDUCED WITH OUR INTELLIGENCE CARING FOR
IMPOSSIBLE PEACE SINCE TOO MANY ASSHOLES LOOK
TOO DANGEROUS EXTREMELY OUTRAGEOUS WE NO
LONGER HAVE TO VOTE FOR TAILORED ZOMBIES
SAMPLING DELINQUENTS INTERCONTINENTAL LIES
PICTURED WITH A CAMEMBERT SMILE ALL SEMI HARD-ON
PRESIDENTS OVEREXCITED CHEATING OR
COMPROMISING WIVES MONEYSUCKERS GENERALS
HAVING CORROSIVE FUN WHEN ATTRACTING OUR
EXPORTED BRAINS I CAN DEFEAT STANDING AT THE
BRIDGE OF MY DRYDOCKED BATTLESHIP MY
HEADQUARTERS TRANSPORTED TO THE SIERRA BLANCA
ABOVE GRANADA WHERE DURING WARM NIGHTS WE
LISTEN TO INTIMIDATING GIPSIES PLAYING PROGRESSIVE
FLAMENCO COPYING JOAQUIM CORTES DRINKING
DOMECQ'S VINO FINO DANCING TECHNO BUT
FORGETTING ALL TECHNOLOGICAL INFORMATION WE
CALL IT TRENDY MASSACRES SINCE STALIN
EISENHOWER MONTGOMERY A BUNCH OF CHURCHILLS &
ROMMELS ALL MAOS THE BRESNJEVS THE RASPOUTINS
EVEN TSJAIKOWSKY KAFKA & BEETHOVEN ALL OF THEM
ARE DEAD BEATEN BY THE UNBEATABLE SPRINTER HIS
NAME IS CARL LEWIS WHO SOLD HIS NINE OLYMPIC
MEDALS FOR THE PRICE OF NINE CASTLES TO JÖRG
HAIDER SO CLEVER SO STRONG HE IS NOW RUNNING HIS
TURBO LEGS FROM AUSTRIA ALL OVER EUROPE
CLAIMING HIS INTELLIGENT PROPAGANDA IS NIETZSCHE-
COPIED THE NEW ZARATHOUSTRA MESSAGE IS AT OUR
DISPOSAL IF HE IS NOT CLOSING THE BRENNERPASS THE

SKY COULD BE CLEAR SINCE NO ISLAND IS NO LONGER
AN ISLAND AS EVERYBODY USES MOBILE PHONES WE
ARE FULLY AWARE THAT LIFE HAS BECOME ELECTRONIC
BUT WHAT DO WE IMAGINE WHEN SUDDENLY NOTHING
LEFT SEEMS IDYLLIC AS AT 1.47 AM I HAVE BEEN
SLAMMED BY A 6.7 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE TO AWAKE
IN A DESTROYED TOKYO AMIDST THOUSANDS OF DEATHS
BUT THE EXACT NUMBER OF VICTIMS WE WILL NEVER
KNOW AS THE OFFICIALS DO NOT WANT IT TO BE TOLD
ON TELEVISION WHICH ALERTS MY DOUBTS SINCE YOUR
HEADLAMPS BEAM IN MY OBSERVING EARS INTERFERE
ON YOUR TACHO & SPEEDOMETER YOU NO LONGER
HAVE ANY FUNCTION BECAUSE THE ENEMY'S TERRITORY
IS ALREADY UNDER CONTROL WHEN MY ARMY STARTS
KILLING THE ARRIVING REFUGEES TRAPPED AS RATS
DELIRIOUSLY RUNNING AWAY INTO THE BLESSED HILLS
FAR AWAY FROM COMMUNIST-STALAGS WHERE
EXHAUSTED NUMBERS CRY FEARFULLY AS NONE OF
THESE HUNGRY POOR SEEM ABLE TO OVERCOME WE
MUST LYNCH THE IGNOBLE PEACEKEEPERS WHO HAVE
FORGOTTEN THE MOST ELEMENTARY RULES OF HELP I
MEAN BREAD WATER CONDOMS WHILE ELEGANT
COMMANDOS ON THE TARMAC KEEP VIOLATING
PAKISTAN WOMEN SMOKING AMIDST CLOUDS OF
MARIHUANA ALL BLUE SMOKE AND NO PRESS AROUND
NOBODY IS TO BLAME BUT THE AWFUL HUMILIATION HAS
BEEN FILMED BY ANNIE LENNOX WHO NEVER SAID SHE
LOVED MEDUSA STILL HIDING THAT COMPROMISING
VIDEO OF UNITED NATIONS TROOPS MASTURBATING IN
THE ABANDONED STREETS OF SOHO MORE OBSCENE
THAN ARROGANT SUPER VULGAR MAX STUPID POLISH
DRUNK A TOTAL OUTBURST OF MURDEROUS BULLETS A
BLOODY ORGASM OF MILITARY SPERM LEAVING NO
BRAINS FOR THE UNIDENTIFIED GUNMEN BUT IN THE
UNOFFICIAL REPORT IT IS SAID THEY HAVE HAD NO
NAMES RECEIVED NO ORDERS HAVE NO ADEQUATE
SKILLS BUT EXPOSE LOTS OF X-FILMS "A DISCRÉTION"
COMME DISAIT LE CHEF DE LA COLOMBE D'OR WITH
BLEEDING DICKS & VULVAS ON THE TABLE NEXT TO
BROKEN PERRIER & HEIDSICK BOTTLES OF WHICH ONE
SHARP PIECE CUTS MY LEFT HAND JUST ABOVE MY
ROLEX WHICH MAKES ME LOOK AT MY TOPAZ RING EX
LOUIS XV FULL PART OF MY FAMILY HISTORY EARLY
MORNING ON MY MIND A TERRITORY OF INDEPENDENT
DEPENDENCE I REVIEW IN WHITE SHEETS MY
AFFIRMATION OF EXISTENCE AFTER I EAT MY CHEESE
SANDWICH IT MUST BE SOME SEVEN YEARS AGO WE
LAST WERE HERE IN SAINT TROPEZ BEING ON ORBIT ALL
THREE OF US ENCHANTED BY FRIED SARDINES &
FAMILIAR POINTILLISTS BUT AGAIN MY MIND IS ZOOMING
OUT I CANNOT CONTROL AS I AM ALREADY ON MY
MENTAL WAY TO KOKSYDE AT THE NORTH SEA TO BE
EXCITED BY IODINE & SEAWEED ON THE WIDE BEACH
FOR ME THE EXACT TERMINOLOGY TO SITUATE THE
MASTERPIECES PAINTED AS NEVER BREATHING
ANDROGYNE REVELATIONS INFLUENCED BY
FISHERMEN'S STENOGRAPHERS AT THE MARKETPLACE
AND ROMAN EMPERORS CUT INTO GRAVEL UNAWARE OF
BEING PASSENGERS IN THE NEVER MOVING TRAINS
PRINTED BY PAUL DELVAUX IN BRABANÇONNE FOREST
DETAILS I REMEMBER WHEN THE ARTIST WAS
EXPLAINING TO ME WHILE WALKING AROUND HIS VEURNE
OLD VILLAGE TELLING ME HOW HE STILL COULD
CONTROL HIS STROKE NOT AT ALL CONDITIONED BY HIS
DETERIORATING SIGHT HE COMPARED TO THE UNLIMITED
ZONE IN WHICH HE FELT FREE TO SLACKEN THE IDEA OF
HIS UNDRESSED SLEEPWALKING MUSES HE SAID NEVER
WERE NAKED COVERED WITH A WHITE MOULD AMIDST

BLEAKENED STONES IN HADRIANUS VILLAS WITH THE
TASTE OF FRIGHTFUL ORNAMENTS OVERSLEEPING THE
CONSTERNATION OF COMMON LIFE NEVER TO BE
CONTROLLED BY ANY PAYROLL OR THE SECONDS SOLD
BY CHRONOGRAPHS SPEEDING THROUGH MASTERLY
ENGINEERED TUNNELS WHERE SWISS TRAIN
COMPARTMENTS ARE CONVERTED FOR THE OCCASION
INTO AN EMPTY ORIENT EXPRESS ARRIVING IN MESTRE
WHERE I HIRE A MAHOGANY ALISCAFFO-TAXI THAT
BRINGS ME TO THE HOTEL EXCELSIOR WHERE I DECIDE
TO CHECK OUT BEFORE ENTERING WHEN I OBSERVE THE
DEAD FISH DETERIORATED ON THE WATERFRONT I
REPEAT A SUICIDAL PROTEST FORMULATED BY
GREENPEACE BUT EVEN IN SUCH FILTHY LAGOON MY
NERVES FEEL STRONG THINKING I WANT TO BITE IN BOTH
MIKE TYSON'S EARS WHO BY NOW MUST BE DEAF AS A
NAIL BUT BECAUSE HE PRETENDS HE LIVES IN A
TRAINING CAMP IN SOWETO YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW
SHAKEN HE IS TRYING TO PRAY AS IF PRAYING WOULD
BE THAT SIMPLE WHEN YOU FEEL BAD THERE IS NO
PEACE NEITHER IN VLADIMIR POETIN'S MIND BUT ONLY
WORRIES ABOUT HIS BODIES EX KGB WHO TRY CALL HIM
ALL DAY LONG ABOUT THEIR CODIFIED NO DEAL
PROGRAMME WITH NO DOPE TO DUMP ONLY MORE
FIGHTING TO COME IN PRISON OR IN LAS VEGAS WHERE
ALL WINNERS ARE LOSERS LONG BEFORE THEY HAVE
LOST FAITH IF THAT SHOULD EXIST IN THE BRONX OR IN
THE STREETS OF JAKARTA LET IT BE KOSOVO OR
KINSHASA THE CALL FOR FRESH FLESH IS ALWAYS
RISKY THE STUFF IN BURGERS SOMETIMES ROTTEN SO I
ADVISE BETTER TRY TO SURVIVE WITH PICKLES OR
MUSTERD ON A PIECE OF BREAD SINCE QUALITY HAS NO
MORE MEANING THE SENSE TO SURVIVE DECENTLY HAS
BECOME A WORTHLESS SLOGAN BY DISMISSED
PUBLICIST BREAKING INTO YOUR CAR TO EXCHANGE
YOUR STEREO FOR AN OVERDOSE TO BE HURRIED AT
THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU ARE DELIVERED WITH
UTMOST PLEASURE AT THE MORGUE PUT IN AN ICY SPOT
BECAUSE YOU ARE PART OF SEVEN BILLIONS ON DEATH
ROW CONNECTED TO GLOBAL MISERY CONFIRMING THAT
NEVERTHELESS SOME VERY OLD PEOPLE KEEP WALKING
NOT TOO FAST BECAUSE THE ULTIMATE DAMAGE IS
DONE THE START CATASTROPHIC BUT THE ULTIMATE
RACE KEEPS GOING ON ALTHOUGH IN THE WRONG
DIRECTION WHEN RED SHAME OF HATE IS LABELLED
WITH THE GUARANTEE YOUR SEXLIFE IS POOR BECAUSE
OF READING PROPAGANDA IN SPORTS MAGAZINES MOST
OF ALL PRINTED INFORMATION ABOUT DOPE ON
WEEKENDS YOU ARE TALKING INTO A HOT PHONE
EXPLAINING THE ROOF OF YOUR HIDING PLACE IS ON
FIRE BUT YOU DO NOT SMELL IT BECAUSE YOU WERE
COOKING RAVIOLI CON SALSA CACCIATORE HELPING
YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE TO BECOME A HORROR MOVIE
IN WHICH YOU PLAY A POPE WHO IS FOUND DEAD IN A
MATRIMONIAL BED AT THE HOSPITAL DEL VATICANO
WHERE HIS PRIVATE DOCTOR SAYS THEY HAVE
OVERHEARD THAT GAGARIN MUST BE DEAD ALSO
MADAME CURIE COULD NOT BE SAVED BECAUSE OF
COMPLICATIONS ABOUT AN IDENTIFICATION PROBLEM
WHICH CAUSED THE RESURRECTION OF RICHARD NIXON
WHO IMMEDIATELY STARTED SINGING ABOUT THE BEAT
MUST GO ON BUT THEN MISS CHER TOLD HIM THAT THIS
IS NOT WIMBLEDON WHERE HE WOULD HAVE NO CHANCE
IN THE TIEBREAK OF THE FOURTH SET WHEN AGASSI
FINALLY BECOMES AGGRESSIVE HIS DISTURBED MIND
OVERRULES THE UMPIRE NOT ACCEPTING THAT YOUR
SERVICE WAS OUT WHICH DOES NOT MEAN THIS IS THE
END OF NIXON'S POLITICAL CAREER IT IS ONLY GAME SET

AND MATCH BUT NOT THE END OF WAR AS NO REGRETS
ARE ACCEPTED NOT EVEN SHAKE HANDS BECAUSE
ALREADY UNDER THE HOT SHOWER YOU FIND PLENTY OF
TIME TO REALIZE THAT SINCE THE LATEST ASIAN
FINANCIAL CRISIS YOU HAVE SAVED SOME MONEY
THANKS TO THE DEMOCRATS WHO HAVE TRIED SO HARD
TO KEEP YOU ASLEEP YOUR SOCIAL LIFE ALL
AUTOMIZED EVEN YOUR SHOPPING LIST IS PUT ON YOUR
MOBILE DIARY OFFERING ALL INSTANT FACILITIES
SPECIFYING WITHOUT ANY GAP AS FAR AS YOU DISPOSE
OF THE RIGHT VOCABULARY WE GUARANTEE THAT EVEN
YOUR FUNERAL WILL BE OUTSTANDING WITH LOTS OF E-
MAIL FLOWERS EXPRESSING YOU UTMOST ESTEEM BUT
NO REGRETS SINCE WE TOOK TIME TO STUDY THE
GEOMETRY OF YOUR BRILLIANT ANALYSES IN PERIODS
OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWN WHEN YOU KEPT DEFENDING
NEO-MARXISM WHICH MADE YOU SUGGEST THE
INTRODUCTION OF AN ARMY OF POWER GIRLS WEARING
HIGH HEELED BOOTS HIDING TOLEDO HANDMADE FLIP
KNIVES IN CASHMERE HERMES TRENCH WHICH IS ALL WE
NEED TO MAKE THESE OBSESSIVE ANGELS LOOK
OFFENSIVE THE RESULT A DEVILISH TRANSFORMATION
TO TURN ME ON CONVINCED AS I AM THIS IS MORE
REWARDING THAN HILARY SWANK DESPITE HER PLASTIC
PENIS HER ARROGANT BEHAVIOUR SHE CLAIMS RAPE AS
A FINANCIAL
CONSTRUCTION WITH A FORTUNE SET UP IN DOLLARS
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKED IN A BORING BLUE MOVIE
PRACTISING DU SOIXANTE-NEUF TO MAKE YOUR BRAINS
BEHAVE WITH G-FORCE A PROMISE TOWARDS
VULNARABLE POLICIES NO LONGER ABLE TO RESOLVE
ANOTHER GENOCIDE WHEN YOU MEET TOM RAIDER STILL
USING COMMON PEOPLE'S POVERTY ESPECIALLY THE
POOR MINDS OF THE FORMER EAST BLOCK ASKING
ARROGANT PRETENDERS IN THE DARK STREETS OF
GRUYÈRE WHATEVER THEY WILL PAY FOR A DOUBLE
BLOWJOB NOT AWARE OF RECENT POSSIBILITIES IN
VIRTUAL SPACE USING YOUR SPARE MONEY FOR
LIPOSUCTION A SORT OF MURDEROUS HUMOUR ON
CELLULOID IN CONTRAST WITH A VOMITING ADVENTURE
OF COSMIC BEAT ON TOUR WITH INTELLIGENT PLAYERS
WE UNDERSTAND OUR WAYS OF DIGITAL
COMMUNICATION ARE EXPOSING A STONED SYSTEM OF
MIGRAINE BASED ON INTOXICATION NOT ONLY BY MEANS
OF THE SMOKE OF CANCEROUS HAVANAS YOU
CONSTANTLY HAVE TO INHALE IN THE COMPANY OF
DRUNKEN VEUVE CLIQUOT MODELS REMEMBERING YOU
THE SKELETONS OF BUCHENWALD TRAGEDIES PAID BY
BOLD GURUS DEALING IN PERFUMED DE LUXE CONDOMS
WHO HAVE LEARNED TO GIGOLOLIZE TO THE WIVES OF
THEIR INVESTORS CONFESSING IN BED THAT ANY
RUBBER SYSTEM IS RISKY WHICH MAKES YOU RUN TO
THE BATHROOM WASH YOUR HANDS BRUSH YOUR TEETH
PROVING US YOU ARE XL SCARED NO LONGER
ACCEPTABLE TO OUR CLUB WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO
DUMP YOU MY POSITIVE ENERGY HATES YOU I CLEARLY
REMEMBER YOU NEVER SUPPORTED EINSTEIN'S
DOUBTFUL THEORIES SMARTLY INTEGRATED IN TRENDY
NECROLOGY SO BE SURE YOUR WORTHLESS BONES
WILL BE BURIED WITHOUT CONSIDERATION CONFIRMING
YOU ARE A FUNDAMENTAL MISFIT WHO NEVER SHOWED
ANY RESPECT NOR STRUCTURED MANNERS YOUR
BEHAVIOUR OF A SPLIT KIND A BULKY ATTITUDE ALL
OVERDONE BY FEAR IT HAS BEEN SMEARED OUT ON
TELEVISION IN THE NAME OF GOSSIP YOUR TAMED
OBSERVATIONS NEGLECTED IN MOMENTS OUR MUTUAL
THOUGHTS SWITCHED TO YOUR HIDDEN SEXLIFE IN
BUBBLE BATH ZOOS WHERE HILARIOUS CHIMPANZEES

ANALYZE KIERKEGAARD'S FACTS THEY ARE LOCKED UP
BEHIND GLASS WITHOUT BARS WAITING FOR THE P21
GEN WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE PROMISE TO STOP YOUR
FEAR OF AGING ANOTHER PRACTICABLE ILLUSION
PROPOSED IN THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE DRESDNER
BANK TELLING J.P. MORGAN THEY EXPECT THE CITY
BANK TO BE THEIR IDEAL PARTNERS BUT BY
ANNOUNCING THIS THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS BEGINS
TO FEEL A LITTLE INSECURE REMEMBERING THEY HAVE
BEEN RESPECTED FOR DECADES BY A MAJORITY OF
CONFIDENT SHAREHOLDERS BUT BY NOW THE PROBLEM
IS THEY HAVE TO TAKE A WEIRD DECISION PROVING THEY
STILL HAVE A PERFECT VISION TO AVOID CATASTROPHY
BY RISKING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO BE PURCHASED AS
MUTUAL FUNDS OF COURSE THE VALUE CAN DOUBLE OR
EVEN QUINTUPLICATE ALTHOUGH IN AN UNCERTAIN
PERIOD OF TIME BUT AFTER ALL YOU HAVE NO INSIGHT
IN THE TYCOONS' MARKET STRATEGY YOU HAVE TO
INVEST BLINDFOLDEDLY ONLY TRUSTING YOUR LUCK
WILL BE FINE IN THIS INSECURE WORLD WITH TOO MUCH
OF BLURTING BROKERS ON LINE NOSTRADAMUS SAYS
MOST OF THEM WILL BE CRADLING SOON NEXT TO THE
GRAVE WHEREAS I BELIEVE I CAN HEAR SCREAM THE
MOST SCARED TO DEATH WHO DID NOT REALIZE IN DUE
TIME THE MEANING OF BEING A TERMINAL PATIENT
WHICH HAS BECOME A GLOBAL SYNDROM EXPLAINED BY
D.H. LAWRENCE'S BIOGRAPHER WHO BEHAVES LIKE A
GHOST IN A SCOTTISH CASTLE DRINKING EVIAN WATER
INSTEAD OF MACALLAN WHAT MAKES HIM BLUB
ALTHOUGH HE PLAYS R & B FOR HOURS HE HAS TO
REMAIN RESPECTFUL TO HIS PREDECESSOR CONFIRMING
THE INFLUENCES OF SYMBOLISM ON SURREALISM
NOBODY CAN DENY SINCE 1924 EXPLAINED IN ANDRÉ
BRETON'S MANIFEST WHICH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND NOR
REJECT AS I WANT TO USE IT AS AN ABSTRACT
PROFUSION IN MY FUTURE PAINTINGS BECAUSE HIS
MANIFEST JUST LIKE ANY OTHER NEVER WAS ON THE
BESTSELLER LIST BUT NEVERTHELESS STILL REPRINTED
IN 36 LANGUAGES A FACT TO BE RESPECTED BUT AN
IMPOSSIBLE THEORY YOU HAVE TO READ WITH DARK
GLASSES SURROUNDED BY CANDLELIGHT DRINKING
CHÂTEAU WINE BECAUSE ANDRÉ BRETON WRITES A
VERY SOPHISTICATED FRENCH SORT OF AN ALCOHOLIC
VOCABULARY DEVOTED TO THE LOGIC OF ILLOGIC
THINKING WHILE HE IS EATING PAIN-BAGUETTE PUTTING
UPPERCUTS IN HIS WIZARD SYSTEM PATENTED BY THE
HI-JACKING OF FRANK ZAPPA'S GRANDSON WHO HAS
REFUSED TO JUMP IN HIS CITROËN 1938 THE LAST EVER
BUILT A BLACK ONE WITH THE CLASSIC TRACTION AVANT
BOUGHT AT THE LAGUNA BEACH FESTIVAL CE QUI A ÉTÉ
LA VOITURE PRÉFÉRÉE DE JEAN GABIN WHO CALLS ME
FROM A NONE SPECIFIED ZONE DISTURBED BY MY IDEAS
CLAIMING THAT MY ARGUMENTS ARE OF NO PROOF
DURING THE FOUR HOURS I STAY ON DECK FROM DOVER
TO OSTEND STILL SEARCHING THE KEY TO THE MASTER'S
BATHROOM TO DISCOVER A FIRST EDITION OF "L'AMOUR
FOU" I TRY TO FIND OUT WHERE HE DID BUY THAT
FAMOUS BATHSOAP WITH THAT SENSUOUS TOUCH OF
KETCHUP WHICH HELPS ME REALIZE THAT BY LOSING
YOUR MIND YOU WILL FIND VERY EASILY A REPLICA OF
ANOTHER KIND YOU ONLY HAVE TO CALL MAX ERNST OR
FRANCIS PICABIA SITTING ALL DAY LONG AT LA
COUPOLE IN A PRIVATE ZONE EXPLAINING INTERESTING
THEORIES ABOUT OTHER SELVES WE MIGHT HIRE OR
LEASE WE COULD PUT ON OUR WAITING LIST SO LET US
GIVE BOTH OF THESE SURREALISTS AN ARTISTIC
CHANCE TO MOVE ON IN THIS VIRTUAL WORLD LEAVING
SURREALISM & DADAISM BEHIND THEN START HACKING

INTO OUR COLLECTIVE THINKING ALTHOUGH I WONDER
WHAT CAN MAKE THEIR PIROUETTES REAL WHEN ON THE
CONTRARY I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED IN A PRAGUE
NEWSPAPER ON A PITCH-DARK NIGHT THAT ALL ART IS A
FAKE SITUATION STATING AS AN EXAMPLE THAT
MASTERMIND PERFORMANCE AGAINST CANADA BY THE
CZECH HOCKEY TEAM TRAVELLING ON ROLLERBLADES
PHOTOGRAPHED ON TOP OF THE ANNAPURNA I ASK
MYSELF IS THIS YES OR NO HOMO OR SADO OR LESBIC
INSTEAD OF ASPIC AS I DO NOT KNOW WHATEVER FRANZ
KAFKA TOLD ME MAYBE YOU UNDERSTAND CZECH BUT
AS SOON AS I OPEN MY EYES THE NEXT MOMENT I HEAR
THAT YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AN ODD POLICY
WHICH INFLUENCES ME TO GO ON WRITING ABOUT THE
NOTHINGNESS OF BEING ASLEEP UNTIL THE END OF MY
NEXT CRISIS SITUATION I KEEP CORRECTING MY ABSURD
WONDERING WHO MIGHT HAVE WRITTEN THIS I HAVE TO
SPECIFY IT AS A SORT OF COMMUNICATIVE ABILITY A
SEARCHING FOR WHAT IS STOCKED IN MY SELECTIVE
SUBCONSCIENCE IN ZAPPING DISORDER TRAVELLING IN
A KEVLAR SUBMARINE NOBODY CARES ABOUT I VERY
WELL REALIZE THAT ONLY FIVE A MAXIMUM OF MAYBE
TEN PERSONS WILL TAKE TIME TO READ THIS WHICH IS
NOT MY PROBLEM AS FAR AS I KNOW I AM USEFUL TO MY
SEVERAL SELVES IN PROGRESS FEELING I AM ACTING
KIND OF ANOTHER ALICE I THINK NEITHER LEWIS CAROLL
NOR CARROL SHELBY WERE EVER GOING TO VISIT
WONDERLAND ESPECIALLY THE LE MANS WINNER FOR
ASTON MARTIN BOASTING AROUND IN HIS COBRA
DAYTONA NEVER PAYING ATTENTION TO FORMALITY BUT
BEING RESPECTED FOR HIS FAST SKILLS IN WEIRD
CHICANES HIS 289 & 427 AUDIENCE REMAINS FREE TO
DECIDE "TO DRIVE FAST OR NOT TO LIVE SLOW" WHICH IS
NOT MY QUESTION SINCE THE WORLD IS STILL INDEBTED
TO BUY THE WRONG KIND OF ADVICE WITH PAPER
MONEY A SITUATION WHICH NEVER HAS BEEN DIFFERENT
NOR WILL BE CHANGED IT WILL REMAIN POWERFUL EVEN
MORE ARROGANT KIND OF AGRESSIVE ORDER WHICH
HAS TO STAY ON THE MOVE THE KIND OF MISSILE
ATTACK TO SUSTAIN YOUR MISSION BEING INVOLVED
WITH PASSIONATE WITCHES PUT ON FIRE WITH
KEROSENE INJECTING YOU BENZEDRINE IN THE MORNING
FOLLOWED BY A PIPE OF OPIUM BEFORE BEDTIME IN A
SHANGHAI-BOUND PURGATORY YOU SUFFER FROM A
TERRORISTIC VISION OF SNAKEBITES IN DEATH VALLEY
READING BAUDELAIRE'S "LES FLEURS DU MAL" A LONG
TIME AGO BUT NOW THE SITUATION AGAIN HAS CHANGED
WITH MORE USELESS HUMANS AROUND YOUR STATE OF
MIND SEEMS BOUND FOR A TRIP ON SEVEN SEAS SPYING
WITHOUT JAMES BOND IN HAWAIIAN RAINBOW SEASONS
REFLECTING GOLDEN LIGHT ON YOUR LASER-CURED
SKIN SHOCKED YOU ARE BY DEMANDING PARAMETERS IN
SUSPECT SKIES BUT UNDERSTANDING WHEREVER WE
APPEAR WE STILL HAVE CONTROL ABOUT THE MIST IN
OUR DOUBTS TRANSFERABLE INTO OTHER ENIGMATIC
FEELINGS IT CHARACTERIZES OUR APPARATUS LONGER
IMPRESSED BY JULES VERNE DYING BUT LAUGHING
WITHOUT CONSIDERATION FOR GRAVITY WE ENCOUNTER
A NEW KIND OF CHILDREN WITHOUT INDICATIONS OF
TERRESTRIAL SYMPTOMS PLAYING WITH OUR
SUPPOSITIONS OF ESTABLISHED OPINIONS SHOWING US
THE ACTUAL CONDITION OF COLLAPSING COLOURS
FROM FORMER EARTHLY REGIONS EVACUATED BECAUSE
OF RADIOACTIVITY THEY PROBABLY MUST HAVE
DISCOVERED IN FORGOTTEN HERITAGES IN WHAT I CALL
THIS TIMELESS ACTUALITY BILLIONS OF CENTURIES AGO
ALREADY REGARDED AS INTELLIGENT MATTER BY
ADVENTUROUS NON-AGING CREATURES WHO WILL MAKE

USE OF RADIOACTIVITY IN A POSITIVE WAY ON NEVER
BEFORE EXPLOITED LEVELS OR PLANETS ALTHOUGH
NONE HAVE STANFORD OR CALTECH UNIVERSITY
DEGREES BUT COMPENSATE OUR POOR KNOWLEDGE BY
THE WAY THEY DO VIBRATE SHOWING AN INSPIRING
CONDITION OF ATHLETIC SKILLS COMBINED WITH
INTELLIGENT PERFORMANCES ALWAYS ON DIET THEY
ONLY EAT ONCE IN A WEEK A NON-FAT MEAL
CONTROLLED BY CHIPS OF CELL THERAPY WHICH MAKES
THEY DO NOT NEED ANY MORE TO DEFINE THEMSELVES
AS THE WINNERS OF THE JACKPOT THEY ARE DISPOSED
AT ANY MOMENT TO ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS ABOUT
WHAT THEY CALL THE POOR LIVES OF APOLLINAIRE &
COLETTE SINCE BOTH OF THEM HAVE NEVER HEARD OF
MICHAEL JACKSON WHICH CREATES A NEW ELITARIAN
CIRCUIT IN OUR DAILY OPINION AGAIN IMPENETRABLE
NOT ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE WELL EDUCATED WITH
KING'S-ENGLISH MANNERS HAVING EVERY WEDNESDAY
LUNCH AT THE SIMPSON RESTAURANT WE SIMPLY HAVE
TO UNDERSTAND YOU CANNOT TALK TO THE LONDON
CITY MAYOR ABOUT HOW HE SHOULD RESOLVE THE
TRAFFIC & PARKING PROBLEMS THE MORE HOW HE
MIGHT WITHSTAND THESE EXTRA-HUMAN FORCES SO
EFFICIENT IN THE WAY THEY MOVE SO SMOOTH LOOKING
SMART MOST OF ALL HEALTHY WITHOUT ASKING STUPID
QUESTIONS FORMULATING ZEN ANSWERS WHICH
PRODUCES SOMETIMES A NEGATIVE EFFECT WHEN YOU
MIGHT BECOME AWARE THEY COULD BE ILL-FATED BUT
THEN THEY WILL DECIDE BY PRODUCING MIND-WAVES
YOU HAVE TO REFUSE YOURSELF TO THINK ABOUT
RETURNING TO YOUR FORMER ATTITUDES AGAIN
EXPERIMENTING WITH THE LATEST MAKE-UP LINES
OFFERING SMART EYELINER USING BENTLEY BLACK
OVER BUGATTI BLUE TURNING IT INTO AN EXTRA
STRINGENT AFFAIR IT MAKES YOU LOOK CAMBRIDGE THE
WAY YOU DRESSED IN THE BAD OLD DAYS WHEN YOU
WERE ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS I HAVE
WONDERFUL SOUVENIRS FROM THE WAY YOU USED TO
SIT BACK IN THE COMPANY'S
BLACK LAGONDA MOST OF THE TIME NAKED NEXT TO
FANNY HILL YOUR FAVOURITE 17TH CENTURY HOOKER
ALWAYS READY FOR TRYOUTS WITH SHEEP OR GOATS
BUT NOW THESE DAYS IT IS HARD FOR ME TO IMAGINE
HOW YOU WOULD REACT WHEN YOU COULD VISUALIZE
MY CAR CRASH OR CRITICIZE MY EIN STEIN
INSTALLATION IN THE MUHKA BUT I REALLY DO NOT
CARE AS I ONLY REMEMBER YOU BEING A SENSITIVE ART
COLLECTOR LONG BEFORE ANY SHEIK OR BROKER WAS
AWARE OF AMERICAN POP ART YOU THE NEW
ROCKEFELLER HAD ALREADY A COLLAGE FROM LARRY
RIVERS A NAKED ORANGE BY TOM WESSELMANN I ALSO
REMEMBER A SOBER JIM DINE WITH A HAMMER A HUGE
CLAES OLDENBURG EVEN THE ORIGINAL LOVE LETTERS
OF INDIANA SOME DELICATE CIRCUS OBJECTS FROM
ALEXANDER CALDER I ALSO KNOW THAT AFTER A DAY'S
WORK YOU OFTEN WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO READ IN
THE MANUSCRIPTS OF FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE I EVEN
HAVE NOTICED YOU KEEP USING A SMALL COMPRESSION
BY CESAR AS A PAPERWEIGHT IN FRANKFURT YOU ONCE
BOUGHT A FIRST EDITION OF MEIN KAMPF YOU NEVER
READ BECAUSE YOU NEVER COULD OVERCOME SUCH
BRUTAL MEMORIES AS A POLISH VOLUNTEER FIGHTING
IN THE HELL OF STALINGRAD AGAINST THE COMMUNISTS
UNTIL THE WHOLE DAMNED CITY WAS TOTALLY
DESTROYED AND ALMOST EVERY SOLDIER ON BOTH
SIDES WAS ABGESCHOSSEN YOU THEN FINALLY BECAME
FAMOUS AS THE ONLY POLISH-BUT-AMERICAN SOLDIER
STILL ALIVE YOU IMMEDIATELY BECAME FOR THE

JAPANESE A MIRACLE MAN YOU HAD TO REPEAT
NUMEROUS TIMES TO THE PRESS YOU ONLY DID SURVIVE
BY EATING FROZEN RATS NOT TO BE SPECIFIC ONLY IN
GERMAN YOU SAID SOGAR KOMMUNISTISCHES
MENSCHENFLEISCH YOU TOLD US YOU LOVED IT WHEN
BROILED MEDIUM WELL BUT THEN SURVIVING WAS GOOD
BUSINESS TOO AS YOU STAYED FOR SEVERAL WEEKS ON
THE BATTLEFIELD COLLECTING THOUSANDS OF GOLDEN
TEETH LOTS OF PAPER MONEY PLENTY OF GOLDEN
WATCHES BUT MOST OF ALL YOU COLLECTED WEDDING
RINGS & LOVE LETTERS OF BROKEN BODIES OR CALL IT
BROKEN MARRIAGES YOU MELTED INTO YOUR POETRY
OF A FROZEN LANDSCAPE OF BREUGHEL THE OLD OR
PUT IN YOUR SORROW THE ARCHITECTURE OF A P.P.
RUBENS' TRIUMPHAL ARCH TRANSFERRED INTO DELFT
BLUE WITH THE COMPUTER THAT MADE GARY KASPAROV
CRY LIKE A WET BABY JEALOUS OF THE FORTUNE YOU
COLLECTED ON A HEROIC BATTLEFIELD OF WHICH I
PRETEND IT WAS THE THEFT OF OUR FUTURE VALUES AS
AFTER ALL THE CHILDREN OF OUR DEAD FRIENDS
BECAME YOUR ENEMIES WHO WERE SO STUPID TO FIGHT
FOR DAS VATERLAND UND DEN VERRÜCKTEN "GOTT MIT
UNS" BUT NEVERTHELESS THE DEAD AMERICAN
SOLDIERS THEY TOO HAD PAPER MONEY ON WHICH THEY
PRINTED "IN GOD WE TRUST" SO LET US LEAVE IT BEHIND
BE IT STRONG DEUTSCHE MARKEN OR WORTHLESS
ROEBELS NOT TO MENTION INFLATIVE LIRES MADE OF
TOTAL PHANTASY JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES WE CANNOT
UNDERSTAND NEITHER CAN WE RESIST THE CONSTANT
METAMORPHOSIS INJECTED BY HOLLYWOOD
CANNIBALISM THE SWAMPED THROATS OF WHAT
ACTORS MUST FEEL IN FRONT OF THE TROJAN CAMERA
FUCKING CHAINED GORILLAS OR FLORIDA-ALLIGATORS
LOOKING INTO THE WASTE OF PRECIOUS TIME ON
CELLULOID NEVER EXPECTING ANOTHER WALT WHITMAN
WRITING THICK BOOKS ABOUT I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I
AM ASHAMED OF YOU I AM PROUD OF YOU OR
WHATSOEVER IMAGINATION ABOUT YOU DISAPPOINT ME
WHEN YOU THINK IT IS REAL ANY DEAL HAS BEEN MADE
UP TO BE FORMULATED AS INTENTIONAL ROBBERY HAS
BEEN SACRIFICED BY DAILY BETRAYAL A DREARY
CONSTRUCTION OF DARLINGS IN AN ARROGANT SOCIETY
ALREADY CHEATING ON SWEETHEARTS LONG BEFORE
WE WERE BORN WE CONTINUE TO PROJECT THIS
PHANTASY AS LONG AS THE ABSTRACT IDEA OF
ANOTHER FUTURE WILL EXIST IN OUR THINKING IT WAS
J.P. SARTRE WHO SHOWED ME CHEZ LIPP WE HAVE
BECOME THE SOAP OPERA WHICH KEEPS WASHING OUR
DIRT UNTIL THE MORGUE WE KEEP GOING TO THE
THEATRE THE RACES OR THE BULLFIGHT EXPECTING TO
ASSIST TO MURDER OR SMASHING DEATH HOPING THE
VICTIM WILL BE SODOMIZED THE HERO CUT INTO SMALL
PIECES READY FOR BLOODY BURGER CONSUMPTION
PROVIDING YOU SATISFICTION ASSURING OURSELVES WE
STILL MIGHT SURVIVE AT LEAST FOR A WHILE I MEAN
WHAT WE CALL FOR A LONG TIME THE WAY WE
COMPLIMENT PEOPLE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY WITH MANY
RETURNS OF THE DAY WE HAVE TO BE DRAMATIC WE
LIKE IT THERE IS NO OTHER WAY THIS IS THE END OF
WHICH WE TRY TO ESCAPE WE MUST RESHAPE THAT
WASTED LANDSCAPE WE NEED THIS IDEA OF
RESURRECTION FOR OUR MIND USING MAGICAL LENSES
TO TRY TO REDISCOVER FAITH-TRUST-ORDER WE MUST
APPLY FOR ANOTHER WAR SHAPELESS UNAWARE OF
ANY CRASH WE NO LONGER HAVE A TRUSTFUL
FUNCTION WE ONLY ARE THE PRISONERS OF OUR
CARCINOGENIC BLOOD WE CANNOT TRANSFORM INTO
ANOTHER DESTINY THE USE OF OUR MADE-SICK BODIES

THE POWER SO INTRIGUING AS A CHOPPER ASSEMBLING
INVENTIVE OFFERS IN OPEN SKIES ALL TAXFREE A
COMPENSATION FOR WHAT IS LEFT OF OUR DAMAGED
BRAINS WE HAVE TO ABANDON AS VICTIMS CONSIDERED
GARBAGE NEVER TO BE RESTORED KNOWING THAT WE
DISPOSE OF SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH
ALL PLAIN REALITY NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT
NEVER TO CONFESS GUILT ANYTHING NEVER TO REALIZE
THAT WHAT YOU SAY MIGHT BE USED AGAINST YOU SO
BETTER CALL THE MOST EXPENSIVE LAWYER AS ANY
JUSTICE HAS TO BE BOUGHT I ADVISE YOU TO
DRAMATIZE YOUR LOOKS BE SHARP BE SMART ACT ART
USE WITH EAGLE FEATHERS PUMPKIN CAKE I ADVISE
MADONNA-CHAINS & SILVER CROSSES TO INSPIRE ALSO
CROSS YOUR LEGS IN MINISKIRT SHOWING PARTLY YOUR
THIGHS IT IS THE BEST SYSTEM TO MISLEAD THE
ABUNDANCE OF PSYCHOPATHS NO LONGER RESPECTING
POWER PROTECTED BY DEAD SQUADS READY TO
ELIMINATE YOU IN SEXY RAMBO PICTURES WHOSE
SOUVENIRS ARE ONLY TRUE ON CELLULOID WITHOUT
BIOGRAPHY EVER WRITTEN SUPPOSING IT WAS ONLY
MADE AS FICTION YOU CAN CATCH NOW IN THE REAL
LIFE THE KNOW-HOW TO MEMORIZE IN SIMPLE BOOKLETS
IT IS EASY TO ASSEMBLE HOMEMADE BOMBS NOW IT
SEEMS EASIER THAN BAKING BREAD OR THAT
IRRESISTIBLE MOUSSE AU CHOCOLAT IN WHICH THE
FRESH EGGS ARE SO IMPORTANT BUT BAD FOR YOUR
SPONGY LIVER SO TO SPEAK YOU ARE REACHING THE
TRUTH ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU LIFT YOUR EYEBROWS
FULLY AWARE OF WHAT YOUR TEACHERS NEVER
CALLED HIGH STANDARDS DISMANTLING US SOLDIERS IN
SAIGON THEIR LAST HOPE TEMPERED BY SHOTS OF
HEROIN WHICH I TRANSLATED AS "WE HAVE PLANS TO
PUT YOU STRAIGHT UNDER THE POISONED EARTH"
INSTEAD OF WALKING AROUND YOUR HOME TOWN ON A
PEACEFUL SUNDAY WHEN UNEXPECTEDLY ANY FOOL
MIGHT SHOOT A BULLET BETWEEN YOUR SANCTIONED
EYES YOU REALIZE YOU ARE EXCLUDED ALREADY FOR
YOUR LAST DINNER PARTY KNOWING YOU CAN STILL
IMMEDIATELY INVITE YOUR CELL MATE INSTEAD OF YOUR
FORMER WIFE HAVE SOME DRINKS EAT AS MUCH AS YOU
CAN KISS EACHOTHER GOODBYE SMILE FOR THE VERY
LAST TIME AT THE PICTURE OF YOUR HEALTHY CHILDREN
SCREAM TO BE YOURSELF BECAUSE NOW YOU MUST
JUDGE YOUR LIFE UNDERSTANDING IT WAS ONLY
FICTION A CONFIRMATION OF WHAT YOU HAD
FORGOTTEN WITHOUT ANY HISTORICAL TRUTH YOU
NEVER TOOK FOR GRANTED NOT EVEN A MEDAL AT A
LOCAL TENNIS TOURNAMENT WHICH MAKES ME
FABULATING OF HOW TO JUMP OVER CONSENTIVE
JUNCTIONS HIT YOU ONCE MORE ON YOUR NOSE TO SEE
YOU BLEED THINKING IT IS KETCHUP YOU THOUGHT WE
WERE PRIZE FIGHTERS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
CHECKED BY THE POLITBURO THE ESSENCE OF ART-
BOXING ITSELF SO IMPORTANT TO BE ADEQUATE WHEN
YOU JUMP OFF THE PRISON ROOF WITHOUT BREAKING
YOUR LEGS BUT THE WAY YOU USE YOUR RECKLESS
INTELLIGENCE WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE SMALL
PRINTED FOOTNOTES IN YOUR LLOYD'S POLICY WARNING
YOU HOW TO CONTROL THAT UNCERTAIN BULLET READY
TO SPLASH YOUR BRAINS AT THE RUSSIAN ROULETTE AN
IDIOTIC ACT YOU ONLY CAN COMPARE WITH AN ANTI-
FLUXUS OPERATION DONE BY CHARLES BUKOWSKY WHO
WAS WELL DETERMINED HIS SISTERS NEVER COULD
CONVINCE HIM ABOUT DRINKING SPARKLING SODA
WATER FULL OF CHAUVINISTIC ISSUES IN A WORLD OF
INTELLECTUAL MINORITIES EXTERMINATED BY
COMMERCIAL MAJORITIES TRYING TO HIT YOU WITH A

LEFT JAB FOLLOWED BY A RIGHT UPPERCUT WHICH
PROVES YOU HAVE TO ACT EVIL FULLY AWARE OF FEAR
ACTIVATING YOUR SOUR BODYSMELL SO DO NOT TRUST
THE REFRESHMENTS OFFERED AT THE END OF EACH
ROUND ALTHOUGH YOU FEEL DIZZY YOU SEE UNDER THE
SPOTLIGHTS EVERYTHING CLEARLY IN THE RING
EMBRACING THIS UNIQUE ATMOSPHERE WHEN
SUDDENLY YOU REMEMBER YOU ONLY WERE A KID WHEN
YOU STOLE YOUR FIRST MASTERCARD SLEEPING WITH
KIND OF SHARON STONE'S SISTERS ALREADY IN DE LUXE
HOTELS WITH JACUZZI BUT WITHOUT PHYLOSOPHICAL
ASSISTANCE GROWING STREETWISE CONVINCED THAT
ONLY STEEL & BULLETS WOULD SURVIVE YET YOU
REFUSED COMPROMISING GIFTS ALSO E-MAIL TO
CRITISIZE THE SYSTEM WHICH MAKES YOU AN IDEALIST
OR A SUCKER WHICH SEEMS OBVIOUS THE WAY YOU ARE
SIPPING VODKA-ORANGE THINKING WITH APPLICATION
OF KANT-CONCENTRATION YOU DO NOT NEED TO SMASH
LALIQUE-CRYSTAL AGAINST THE WALL I MEAN TO HEAR
YOU SAY IT IS ABSURD YOU ACCEPTED TO REPRESENT
LES JARDINS DE LE NÔTRE IN VERSAILLES HIS
CONSTRUCTIVE WAYS OF SAVOIR FAIRE YOU WANT IT
CHANGED BEING AWARE ALL MISFITS HATE YOUR
LANDSCAPING BATHING IN MYSTIC SONGS YOU HEAR
LAURA PAUSINI "TI SENTO SOLO TU PRESENTE NELLA
MIA NOTTE" YOU THE BOSS OF YOUR PERSONAL
DECISIONS SOMETHING EVEN SALVADOR DALI COULD
NEVER REALIZE WELL AWARE HE WAS THE DEMENT
BUTLER OF AN IDIOTIC GALA WHO PLAYED PORNO
ROLES FOR THE LOCAL FISHERMEN OF CADAQUES ALL
THAT WHILE A DOGLIKE SALVADOR WAS SHITTING ON
THE AFGHANISTAN CARPET IN THEIR LIVING ROOM HE
GOT PUNISHED FOR SEVERAL WEEKS NOT ALLOWED TO
COME OVER TO GALA'S CASTLE ORGANIZING ORGIES
WITH DANISH DOGS LOOKING AS DRAG QUEENS
COMPARABLE TO THE CUCKOO'S NEST DELINQUENTS
WHEN I SAW HIM PERFORM IN MARBELLA'S DON PEPE
HOW HE TREATED HIS FASCINATED ADMIRERS DRUNKEN
OF GOSSIP BUYING HIS PRINTED COPIES OF TRASH
SIGNED BY HIS BUTLER WHICH WILL NEVER BE WORTH
WHAT YOU WISH TO PAY FOR ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU
CONSIDER THAT HIS PANORAMA IS EQUAL TO PARANOIA
YOU COULD BETTER STAY AT THE CLUB MED LOSE LESS
MONEY ALSO SWIMMING IN CADAQUES FLIRTING WITH
THE FRENCHIES WEARING D&G SILK SOCKS WHICH DOES
NOT HELP YOU TO HIDE YOUR OVERWEIGHT YOUR
INSIGHT SO SHAMEFULLY LIMITED BY READING ONLY
ELLE OR L'OBS NOT AWARE THAT AT THIS MOMENT
ANOTHER ROBERT DE NIRO AGAIN IS TAXI-DRIVING IN
THE BOWERY WHILE LISTENING TO THE SPEECHES OF
THE MOST FAMOUS MADMEN OF THE XXTH CENTURY
NOW SOLD AS GOTHIC SONGS OF STALINS CHURCHILLS
POLPOTS OF COURSE THE BIGGEST HITS OF ALL HITLERS
WHO
HAVE BEEN KILLING FOR AGES LAUGHING AT YOUR
DEAD BORN PROGRAMME ALTHOUGH LOADED WITH
ADVANCED TECHNO THE BEST OF A SADDAM-OF-BAGDAD
INFLAMMATORY WHILE YOU GET BOMBED BY
CANDLELIGHT TO PLAY AT NIGHT IN DARK CELLARS
WHERE BLACKLIGHT SOFTENS YOUR PRIME NEEDS LA
CALLAS KEEPS SINGING "IT'S ALL RIGHT" YOU DO NOT
WANT TO BE SEEN WHILE STRIPPING IN LA RUE SAINT
DENIS WHEN YOUR MIND BECOMES A HOOKER YOU
IMAGINE YOURSELF IN DIRTY BEDS COLLECTING
FUCKING MONEY WHICH IS WHAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS
WANTED TO BE THAT CHEAP WHORE ON STREET
CORNERS MONEYSUCKING INSTEAD OF SPERM WITHOUT
SEXUAL PREFERENCES WHICH DOES NOT MAKE YOU

REALIZE THAT SUCH NASTY JOB OFFERS YOU UNLIMITED
ACCESS TO THE RISKY VASELINE HOLES OF THE SERO-
POSITIVES NEVER OKAY FOR YOUR RHINOCEROS
MENTALITY WHICH EXCITES ONLY YOUR PIMP PAYING
YOU IN HARD DRUGS TO KEEP YOU OUT OF BALANCE
WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHANCE BEFORE
YOU DIE YOU ARE LABELLED PEJORATIVELY AS A BLACK
WIDOW WITHOUT MORALS SPECULATING ALL DAY LONG
THAT MAYBE SUICIDE WOULD BE THE BEST SOLUTION IN
THIS WORLD OF DEMOCRATIC CENSORSHIP YOU HAVE TO
REALIZE YOU ARE ALREADY ELIMINATED BUT THAT IS
WHAT YOU DESERVE YOU WANTED TO BE ELECTED TO
SUFFER WITHOUT SORROW NO CONSCIENCE NOR
JUSTIFICATION OF YOUR ENTERPRISES OR WHAT
REMAINS OF YOUR CANCELLED OBSESSION FEELING
INCONCLUSIVE MOST INCOMPLETE WHICH IS THE
EASIEST THING TO ADMIT AS OF COURSE YOU KNOW
THAT ANY RELIGION IS ONLY BUSINESS SO FAITH WOULD
NOT HELP YOU AT THE END OF THE STREET YOU TURN TO
THE LEFT THEN WALK DOWN THE ALLEY UNTIL YOU
REACH THAT PEACEFUL SQUARE WHERE YOU CAN
RELAX SIT BACK IN THE SHADE PRESS THE PALMS OF
YOUR HANDS WITHOUT PALM TREES AROUND ONLY
CONCRETE TO STRETCH YOUR LEGS CLOSE YOUR EYES
TAKE A DEEP BREATH THEN YOUR IRRITATION WILL
FLOW AWAY AFTER SO MANY YEARS YOU FINALLY
BECOME AWARE THAT EVERY DAY EVERYWHERE NEWLY
PRODUCED BIRDS START SINGING IN THE REMAINING
TREES BUT IRRITATING YOUR DISCONNECTED MIND SO
CONDITIONED YOU ARE SO DREADFUL YOU UNDERSTAND
YOU KEEP SINNING INSTEAD OF SINGING YOU KNOW I
WANTED TO HEAR YOU SAY THE DIFFERENCE IN MEANING
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN SINCE LONG YOUR UNIVERSE A
GUIDELESS UTOPIA IN WHICH YOU PERFORM AS A
NEGATIVE WALKING BODY LANGUAGE ALL OF THE
CONTRARY I AIM TO TRANSLATE CONFIRMED BY THE
DEEPFROZEN APPLES I EAT THE SUPERMARKET JUICES I
DRINK THE CONCENTRATED FRUIT I BUY I CAN JUSTIFY
BECAUSE OF THE ANONYMOUS NIGHTMARES I HAD TO
FIGHT AS A CHILD TO BE BRAINWASHED FILMING
ORGANIC LIFE AUTOMATICALLY MUCH TOO
COMPLICATED DRAMA FOR MY BROKEN DREAMS BY
HITLER CHURCHILL & STALIN WHEN DRESDEN WAS
BOMBED YET I WAS NOT WORRIED ABOUT WHAT
FURTHER EXPECTATIONS WOULD MEAN WITH
MESSRSCHMIDTS & LANCASTERS ABOVE MY LEARNING
HEAD I KNEW I HAD TO GO FOR IT I ALREADY KNEW I
HAVE MY REBELLIOUS MIND TO RELY ON PUT ME FREE TO
BE RESPECTED ALSO AFTER THE FIGHT IS OVER BUT
WHAT I SEE AROUND ARE MOSTLY COWARDS HIDING IN
COURT LOOKING FOR OPEN DOORS TO ESCAPE TO
SAFER TERRITORY I MEAN DISNEYLAND SINCE THE LAST
WALL HAS BEEN DISMANTLED ANY TYPE OF CRIME IS
AVAILABLE TO ANY TYPE OF CROOK YOU EVEN HAVE TO
WORK FOR YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR CRUCIFIED YOU ARE
COMME CHARLOTTE CORDAY YOU WILL BE SPECIFIED IN
LE TESTAMENT D'ORPHÈ AT AN UNCERTAIN TIME WHEN
SUDDENLY TERROR STANDS NEXT TO YOUR BED A
BERETTA POINTED AT YOUR HEAD YOU ARE SIDDERING
AS A FEMINIST A MASOCHIST SHAME ON YOU WHEN YOU
ADMIT THAT ANGOLAN HOOKERS KEEP PROTECTING
TANZANIAN GIGOLOS ON STRIKE WHILE RHINOS ARE
MASTURBATING ANTILOPES WITH AIDS INFECTED
CHIMPANZEES A DYING DEFINITION IN OUR GLOBAL
JUNGLE WHERE WE KEEP LISTENING TO FORTUNE
TELLERS PREDICTING YOU MONEY & HEALTH AS LONG
AS YOU FUCK UNDER A RISING MOON THE TAM-TAM
SOUNDS MORE CATASTROPHIC AS EVER WITH THE

JACKALS CONSIDERING OUR ABSURD TABOOS AS
CRIPPLE NASDAQ VALUES WHICH MAKES THE ANTITRUST
STRATEGY USELESS WHEN YOU KISS MY DICK I FEEL
INSIDE ME A FLAMBOYANT PENETRATION MADE BY
NEUROTIC CLICHÉS I ADORE IN FRENCH VAUDEVILLE
WHILE YOU CARESS ME WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE IN
MARSEILLE WITH AN ALBANIAN BARTENDER IN A NAÏVE
NIGHTCLUB OWNED BY CHIRAC'S WIDOW WHO HATES ME
IN AMSTERDAM ONLY WHEN IT SUITS LA SÉCURITÉ I
THINK I HAVE TO CANONIZE HER INSTEAD OF THE NEXT
POPE WHO DICTATES MUHAMMAD ALI TO BEAT ME UP
BRIEFING MY COUNSELLOR I BETRAY YOU EVERY
MORNING WITH CREMATED LIES YOU CAN NEVER RELY
ON BECAUSE YOUR FUTURE LOOKS STOLEN WE KNOW
YOUR PAST IS PROVEN DISASTROUS SUSTAINED BY
WELFARE'S HYPODERMIC NEEDLES INTRODUCED BY
HYSTERICAL LABOUR HELPING HYPOTHECATED POLITICS
TO SWIM IN A MASHED POTATOES CRISIS BEGGING YOU
IN TERMINAL TERMS TO SURRENDER YOUR FAITHLESS
ACT IN THE FILTHY STREETS OF AUTHENTIC DISASTER A
LABEL TO WHICH RESPOND ALL EUROPEAN CITIES
WHERE THE URBANISTIC DESOLATION IS THE
FULFILMENT OF PARALYZING CRUELTY LEARNED IN
KAFKA-SCHOOLS HAUNTED BY CRACK DEALERS MORE
THAN ENOUGH PROOF YOU ARE DISMISSED IN MY
PRODUCTION BUT STILL OFFERING YOU A FREE RIDE
TOWARDS EMINENT EXILE AT PAPILLON'S DEVIL ISLAND
WHERE SCORPIOS WITHOUT EDUCATION HAVE VICIOUS
PLEASURE IN NEEDLING YOU WHEREVER THEY CAN
IMAGINE SUPPOSING YOU ARE A PUNCHING BALL MY
TENNIS RACKET MY DOG EVEN A PIECE OF TUTTI-FRUTTI
OR A PIECE OF CAKE AT 4 O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON
WITH CAPPUCCINO INSTEAD OF DARJEELING WE AGREE
THAT LITERALLY SPOKEN YOU ARE AS DEAD AS JIM
MORRISSON WITH RESIDENCE AT PÈRE LACHAISE WHERE
WE ORGANIZE A LOVE PARTY WITH GRANADA IMPORTED
GIPSIES PLAYING CHOPIN PENDANT QUE LE MINOTAUR
DE PICASSO MANGE UNE BANANE DE MARIE-THÉRÈSE
WALTHER JE VOIS QUE BRAQUE COUVRE SON VISAGE DE
ROUCOLA DE CHEZ FAUCHON OU À LA MADELEINE THE
ATMOSPHERE IS THAT OF A BELGIAN WAR CEMETERY
WITH THE LAST POST IN YPRES SO SADLY PERFORMED
AT THIS LE QUATORZE JUILLET IT IS ALL OF THE
CONTRARY OF A NIGHT OF INSPIRING DELIRIUM AS IT
MUST HAVE BEEN WITH THE FIREWORKS IN THE
TROGLODYTE BUNKER OF EVA BRAUN IN
BERCHTESGADEN READING SHAKESPEARE ON THE WEB
ALL OF THE CONTRARY I SEE IN THE CONFRONTATION
BETWEEN SONY RADIOS & BRAUN HAIRBRUSHES
OPPOSED IN BILLIONS OF DOLLARS MARKETS A
COPYCAT IMAGE OF THE ROARING SIXTIES WHEN
EVERYTHING WAS POSSIBLE AS IT IS NOWADAYS USING
THE RIGHT INSIGHT EXIT DISCOVERED AT WOODSTOCK
THE FAMOUS FESTIVAL NOW TRANSFORMED IN
CATASTROPHIC MERCHANDIZING PUTTING A DONNA
KARAN T-SHIRT AROUND SEAN PENN'S FIERCE CHEST ON
PURPOSE DRIVING A LE MANS 1929 BENTLEY TO SCARE
TOURISTS IN BEVERLY HILLS WHO ADORE HIS SHOW-OFF
INSTEAD OF PLAYING RIMSKY KORSAKOV ACCOMPANIED
BY AN ETHIOPIAN CHOIR OFFERING BRANDENBURGER
LAUNDRY IN CONCERT DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF
BLAISE CENDRARS MACROBIOTIC POETRY WHO NEVER
WANTED TO BE CALLED A FAVOURITE CAMPAIGNER
BEING UNPREDICTABLE WHEN HAVING LUNCH AT THE
FLORIAN AT TIMES HE COULD BE LISTENING FOR HOURS
TO A SCORBUTIC HUNGARIAN QUARTET PLAYING "AN
DER SCHÖNEN BLAUEN DONAU" INSTEAD OF BEING
INSPIRED BY CHARLIE PARKER AT THE NEWPORT JAZZ

FESTIVAL WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PIAZZA SAN
MARCO AT AN AVERAGE OF EVERY TWO MONTHS
FLOODED BY DIRTY LAGOON WATER NO LONGER A
ROMANTIC SCENERY TO BE CONSIDERED AS
FASCINATING SINCE ALL FORMER GLORY HAS BEEN
BLASPHEMIZED BY THE POOREST KIND OF TOURISM
OFFENDING BELLINI'S ART WITH A REPERTOIRE OF
TOTAL TRASH REFLECTED IN THE FILTHY CANALS WHERE
THE PROGRESS OF PEST & TYPHUS BACTERIES ARE
ASSUMED BY ARMIES OF RATS & CATS ORCHESTRATED
BY THE SKELETONS OF THE MUSSOLLINIS THE
PAGANINIS THE VERDIS SUPPORTED BY A POWERFUL
TEAM OF HEAVYWEIGHT TRAFFICANTI LAUGHING AT THE
BRIC-À-BRAC ATTITUDE OF SHY CARRABINNIERI
FROWNING THEIR FOREHEADS IN PRADA-TAILORED
UNIFORMS TO DEMONSTRATE ON SUNDAY THE VALUES
OF ITALIAN DESIGN OPPOSED AGAINST STALLONE-
CONSPIRACY IN BLACK LEATHER A REVIVAL OF MACHO
TASTE INSPIRED BY LOUIS XIV MAKING LOVE TO CHINESE
PIRATS SAILING IN JAPANESE MINERAL WATER
EXPECTING YOU WOULD BELIEVE YOU CAN BE ERECTED
AT THE ACADÉMIE FRANÇAISE WITH A BOCA RATON
RACKET CLUB MEMBERSHIP BUT BY NOW YOUR PRIVATE
NURSE THINKS YOU ARE READY TO DIE HOPING THAT
RECENTLY DISCOVERED TREATMENTS WITH DANISH
STYLE CHICKEN SOUP WILL BE OF HELP TO FIGHT YOUR
UNSOLVED DISEASE PROBABLY CAUSED BY AN
APOCALYPSE SYNDROM ALL PART OF SOUR DESTINY
CONSTANTLY ATTACKED BY HARD FEELINGS A KIND OF
COMMON BROADWAY SITUATION WHEN YOUR HEART
STARTS BEATING UP TO 205 FLYING OVER THE BERMUDA
TRIANGLE WHERE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO VALORIZE HOW
YOUR EYEBROWS GET CURLED UNDER THE STRESS OF A
POSSIBLE EXPLOSION AS IF YOU WERE ADDICTED TO A
ZZ-TOP ROCK-LABYRINTH ZIGZAGGING WITHOUT A KARL
MARX BEARD OVER THE STELVIO PASS TRYING TO
RECONSTRUCT A CASANOVA ORGASM EXPLODING IN
YOUR OVERHEATED HEAD A SORT OF MARILYN MONROE
BLUFF IN A KINSHASA BAZAR FULL OF MISLEADING
PROPOSALS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE THINKING THAT ALL
THIS HAPPENS ONLY BY ACCIDENT SINCE THE
PREDICTIONS IN YOUR HOROSCOPE ACTUALLY LOOK
MOST POSITIVE YOU STILL CONSIDER THEM WITH
REASONABLE DOUBTS SINCE SO OFTEN YOU HAVE BEEN
MISLEAD BY AN OPTIMISTIC WEATHER FORECAST NOT
AWARE OF AN ACCIDENTAL FRICTION CAUSED BY AN
ANTICYCLONE MAYBE HANGING OVER THE RIVER KWAI
WHICH BLASTED AWAY THE FAMOUS BRIDGE CLAIMING A
DELIGHTFUL MISUNDERSTANDING WHILE SAVOURING
SMALL PIECES OF LINDT CHOCOLATE WITH 75% CACAO I
WAS EATING DURING THE DERAILMENT OF THE TRAIN
ALL OF THE CONTRARY OF A HEARTWARMING
CONTEMPLATION SO SWEET YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS
KIND OF ADVENTUROUS LIFE IS MORE THAN BEARABLE
EVENT IT IS OF MAJOR INTEREST IF YOU CONSIDER WHAT
WILLIAM BURROUGHS TOO OFTEN SAID "THAT NOTHING
IS TRUE AND EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED" WHICH MIGHT
BE BASED ON HIS TRAUMAS BUT NOT MINE AS AT THIS
TIME I FEEL INSPIRED TO MODIFY HIS APHORISM AND
TURN IT AROUND BY SAYING "THAT EVERYTHING IS TRUE
AND NOT EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED" BUT THEN REALLY
IN PRACTICE I DO NOT SEE MUCH DIFFERENCE THINKING
THAT AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE
POSITION OF WORDS IN AN OTHER FRAME DOES NOT
CHANGE ITS MEANING WE CAN CONTINUE TO THINK
PROGRESSIVE AND MELODRAMATIZE THAT IN YOUR MIND
IT MUST ALWAYS BE SPRING AS I HAVE DISCOVERED FOR
EXAMPLE THAT IT IS ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION WHICH IS

RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR WEIRD CHROMOSOMES A
KIND OF CIRQUE DU SOLEIL ORGASM ITS ORIGIN IS
DEFINED AS POST-SURREALISTIC ENERGY INVITING US IN
NEW AGE DAYLIGHT DELIGHTED WE ARE BY NATURAL
SUNSHINE ARTIFICIAL NEONLIGHT OR WHATEVER LIGHT
AT OUR DISPOSAL IT ENLIGHTENS US ALSO WHEN YOU
ARE COOKING AND I AM WRITING I DO NOT WONDER
WHETHER THE COOKING IS NICE NOR DO YOU CARE MY
WRITING IS BAD AS LONG AS IT FEEDS THE EXPRESSION
OF MY MUSCLED MIND BECAUSE I CANNOT RUN
ANYMORE MY KNEES MY FEET ARE DONE YES I SWEAR I
DO I AM BURNED-OUT AFTER 31 MARATHONS BUT THE
FEELING OF RUNNING AROUND THE WORLD LIVES ON
INSIDE ME BECAUSE RUNNING HAS MADE ME PROGRESS
STILL DOING IT FEELING THAT THE FLEXIBLE ATTITUDE I
TRANSLATE ON MY TYPEWRITER IS MY DAILY TREAT A
DIFFERENT KIND OF CONCERT COMPOSED OF UNLIMITED
POSSIBILITIES BY MEANS OF ONLY 26 LETTERS IT IS A
CREATIVE WAY TO ENTER IN MANKIND'S DRUNKEN MIND
WITH THE HELP OF NOURISHING MOLECULES I LET GO MY
FINGERS REACHING A HIGHER LEVEL OF SUPPOSITIONS
NOT FOR SALE UNTIL THE NON EXPECTED EMBARGO
WHEN DESERT WINDS OR NORTH SEA BREEZE BLOW
RHYTHM IN MY COMPOSITION JOINING MY INK IN PAPER
BALLROOMS WHERE THE ZEAL FOR DANCING BECOMES
A WIRELESS FLAVOUR IN PRINT I MIGHT GET ARRESTED
BECAUSE OF EVIL NEVER TO BE DETERMINED BY
ROYALTIES OR COPYRIGHT I CONFIRM MY WORDS ARE
MY HANDSHAKE MY EVOCATION STANDS FOR DISCOVERY
CHALLENGING THE GROSS OF THE WORLD POPULATION I
NO LONGER CONSIDER MY NEIGHBOURS AS CONDEMNED
BY NATURE WE ARE CONDITIONED TO FIGHT EACH
OTHER FOR A HANDFUL OF RICE OR FOR A PLACE IN A
SECOND DIVISION BASKETBALL TEAM I MEAN WHATEVER
THE DEGREE OF OUR ARROGANCE SEEMS IT IS ONLY
MEANT TO BE SURVIVAL FOR SURE IT IS OUR IMPRISONED
WAY OF CONSIDERING LIMITATION OF LIFE WE
EXAGERATE OUR NEED TO LIVE A COUPLE OF YEARS
MORE FOR WHICH WE DESTROY HUMANITY WHICH HAS
BECOME EQUAL TO PORNOGRAPHY SINCE WE
SPECIALIZE IN FOUR LETTER WORDS USING SELF-
DESTRUCTION IN BANAL SITUATIONS DECEIVING OUR
UNPREPARED MOTHERS ATTACKING OUR
COMPUTERIZED FATHERS BUT PRAYING TOGETHER IN
THE CAVES OF THE SACRIFICED WHERE BURLESQUE
TREASON IS STIMULATED ON BEHALF OF TREMBLING
STOCKMARKETS ON INTERNET PROMOTING AN INFERNAL
RACE OF CASINO-ABSURDISM A MULTIBILLION JOKE IN
DOLLARS MOTIVATED BY DAILY STRIPTEASE CONTENTS
A TOTAL WAFFEN SS IDEA OF PERSUASIVE SHOOTING
OVERWHELMING EARTHQUAKES WITH MY ADRENALINE
STIMULATED BY THIS KIND OF INTERVENTION MY
AWARENESS STROLLING IN A SKY-HIGH WINTERGARTEN
WHERE I DRINK DIET STARLIGHT-COCKTAILS REFLECTING
CRUSHED ICE IN MY EYES WIDE OPEN I WANT TO BE AN
EXAMPLE OF BEAMING LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS BY
WHICH ATOMIC FORMULAE I MUST HAVE BEEN
COMPOSED DURING THAT EXTREME 4TH BIG BANG
TRANSFORMING PIECE BY PIECE THIS UNFAMILIAR EARTH
IN A TEMPORARY PLACE OF ADOPTION WHERE I LEARN
TO OPPOSE ALL MY SELVES AGAINST UNREASONABLE
RULES BUT STILL ACCEPTING MY LIMITATIONS AS A
ROBOT BUT VERY WELL UNDERSTANDING THAT WHILE
TYPING MY EYES DO READ MY BILL GATES INSTRUCTED
MIND I IMAGINE I CAN HEAR LOUD & CLEAR WHAT I PUT
DOWN ON THIS SHEET OF PAPER EVEN MY MARVELOUS
BODY IS FULL OF FAMILIAR SENSATIONS REWARDED BY
UPCOMING VIBRATIONS WHEN TRAVELLING THROUGH MY

COPYRIGHT-ABSURDITIES MY PSYCHE MOVES INTO AN
AERODYNAMIC SENSATION BY WHICH MY ENTHUSIASM
LOOKS POSH-POWER POLISHING MY ZEAL TRANSLATED
IN RESOURCEFUL WATERS AS A HEALTHY INPUT ON SALE
BY LES EAUX D'ÉVIAN MY IDENTITY KIT KEEPS CHANGING
CONSTANTLY INTO MORE IRRATIONAL FACTS DELIVERED
ON PAROLE EVERY NIGHT CONFIRMING I WILL STAY PUT
EVEN PROGRESS AMIDST THE PULVERIZING EFFECT OF
POSSIBLE BLACK HOLES SUPPOSING THE COSMOS HAS
TO BE THE SUPREME ANALYST OF OUR OUT OF CONTROL
EXCITEMENT WITH NO OTHER SOLUTION AT HAND TO
DEFINE OUR INCREASING NEED FOR PERSONAL
CONFIRMATION A CONSTANT SEARCH FOR SATISFYING
CONTRASTS OF OPINION READY TO COUNTER OUR
ACTUAL POOR WAYS OF ANIMATION I REFUSE TO TAKE
ANY LONGER INTO CONSIDERATION FOLLOWING MY
INDIVIDUAL BELIEF IN A VEXED TERRITORY A POSSIBLE
CONSTRUCTION OF INTIMATE FLOATERS WHERE
DIFFERENT WEATHER BULLETINS MAY RELATE TO
MOODY BLUES MOODS WHATSOEVER AS ONLY MY
ATTENTION HAS TO REMAIN PARTLY CONSCIOUS
FILTERING THE NEWSLETTERS OF THE DAILY TELEGRAPH
ALL INFORMATION TO BE ANALYSED CONSIDERING THAT
EVERYTHING IS CHECKED AS I DO IN MY ECSTASY OF INK-
BEAT AN ACCELERATED REACTION AGAINST MASSIVE
NEGATIVISM WHICH I DO NOT ALLOW TO HIT ME OR
ABSORB MY DIFFERENT SELVES IN PROGRESS ALL THAT
BECAUSE OF SENILE YO-YOS DICTATING WHAT IS BAD
FOR YOU WHO SHALL SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO DO
NOT DO NOT MAY MEAN TO DO THINK OR WHAT YOU
HAVE TO LISTEN TO ON THE RADIO IN YOUR CLEAN
BATHROOM OR IN YOUR BED MAYBE FORBIDDING YOU
NO LONGER TO USE A SILVER SPOON OBLIGED TO EAT
MEXICAN RED BEAN SOUP OR THAT TENDER PIECE OF
LOBSTER ONLY FOR XMAS WHATEVER YOU WISH NO
LONGER ALLOWED TO CONSUME ALL THAT BECAUSE OF
POLITICS YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK YOUR SADNESS NOT
ONLY AS A NEGATIVE CONDIMENT IT MIGHT BECOME
YOUR POWER IT COULD MAKE YOU FLY AS IN THE EARLY
DAYS YOU REMEMBER IT WAS IN SAN DIEGO WHERE THE
SPIRIT OF SAINT LOUIS WAS BUILT WE UNDERSTAND IT
HAS BEEN PROVED THAT MOST MONUMENTS ARE MADE
WITH LOTS OF DOLLARS DESIGNED BY ADVENTURERS
PROTECTED BY TRAPEZISTS FLYING U.S. TASK FORCE
HELICOPTERS LOADED WITH NERVE GAS MORE THAN
ENOUGH PROOF FOR YOUR FUTURE CARCASS
ELIMINATED IN POLLUTED SKIES YOU ARE NO LONGER
ALLOWED TO LAND SO KEEP FLYING ON OTHER MIND
LEVELS WHERE THE EMISSION OF ELECTRIFYING
LIGHTNING BECOMES UNREADABLE A BRAND-NEW WAY
OF A CARDIOGRAMIC KIND INTRODUCING A CALCULATED
DANGER MOST PATHETIC AS IT MUST HAVE BEEN
COMPOSED BY TOO CLEVER CAMBRIDGE SCIENTISTS
TRYING TO CONVERT US IN MONSTERS OF WHOM WE CAN
ONLY IMAGINE A FICTITIOUS PART OF THEIR
TREMENDOUS CAPACITIES OF DESTRUCTION ALREADY
BUSY BY DEVELOPING TOMORROW'S VIRTUAL PARENTS
TO BE CONCEIVED IN LESS THAN THREE WEEKS IN
KEVLAR BARRELS INSTEAD OF GROWN IN OLD-
FASHIONED WOMBS IT IS SAID A NEW TYPE OF INDIANS
HAS ALREADY BEEN SEEN IN THE NEVADA DESERT
WHERE THE ARMY IS TESTING WITH ANOTHER KIND OF
SPIELBERG COMEDY BUT DIFFERENT IN EVERY RESPECT
FROM WHAT THE FRENCH CALL COMÉDIE AVEC UN
BALLON ROND AU PARC DES PRINCES SEEN AS ELUSIVE
ONLY TO BE REMEMBERED AS RIDICULOUS EXCLUSIVE
AT SOTHEBY'S AUCTIONS WHERE YOU MIGHT BE SITTING
OR MAYBE BIDDING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ERIC

CLAPTON OR DAVID BECKHAM WHEN LATE AT NIGHT
BACK HOME YOU ARE WATCHING BBC 2 LISTENING TO
BELA BARTOK IN CONCERTO AT THE METROPOLITAN
FOLLOWED BY THE ETHIOPIAN BALLET SORT OF A WEIRD
CONFIRMATION OF CASTRO'S ACTUAL POLICY WHO IS
INVITING BRASILIAN TRAVESTITES RACING FOR THE EX-
SHAH OF PERSIA PROMOTING NEW COLOURS FOR SMART
CARS ARRIVING AT THE DOCKS IN HAVANA WHERE THE
WATER IS ICECOLD CAUSING A DRUNKEN SCANDAL
THANKS TO THE TIFFANY SHAKERS OF CUBA LIBRE-
BEHAVIOUR DEMONSTRATED IN THE SUNNY STREETS OF
MIAMI'S SOUTH BEACH WHERE IT SEEMS TOTALLY
ABNORMAL WHEN YOU ARE ASKED BY A STONED
RAPPER TO SHUT UP BECAUSE OF LACK OF OXYGEN IN
THE AIR WE HAVE TO CONSIDER THAT IN THE NEW
MILLENNIUM THE REMAINING RESERVOIRS OF FRESH AIR
STOCKED IN THE KALAHARI DESERT WILL COST MUCH
MORE THAN CHAMPAGNE WHICH MAKES YOU ANGRY-
SICK-WEAK-SAD BUT NO LONGER HELPLESS AS YOU
HAVE TO CRITISIZE THE DASHFUL DANCERS OF OLD
COVENT GARDEN COMPETING IN ESOTERIC BALLETS
WITH THE CURTAIN KEPT DOWN EVERY EVENING
REPEATING ONE MORE TIME THEIR LAST PERFORMANCE
AS A MORAL RESPONSIBILITY TO OFFER YOU PARCELS
OF FORGOTTEN QUALITY OF THE OLYMPIC RECORD
STEEPLECHASE AT LEAST COMPARABLE WITH LAPLAND
MASSAGE AND FINNISH SAUNA FOLLOWED BY GRECO-
ROMANO WRESTLING IN BLUE MOUNTAIN SNOW WE
UNDERSTAND IT NO LONGER DOES MATTER WHETHER
MICHAEL DOUGLAS WAS OVERACTING IN BASIC
INSTINCTS PHONING FROM HIS PALMA DE MAJORCA
RESIDENCE TRYING TO KEEP SPANISH TELEVISION AWAY
WHEN AT MIDNIGHT HUGE FAMILIES OF TUNA FISH ARE
SWIMMING AROUND HIS BEACH HOUSE WE ALL ARE
FALLING ASLEEP READY TO GO TO BED AT LEAST FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS EXPECTING TO PLAY EARLY MORNING
IN AN OTHER PICTURE I HAVE CO-ORDINATED WITH THE
AMERICAN EMBASSY BASED ON A FUNERAL-SCENARIO
SITUATED IN THE STREETS OF SEATTLE IN THE COMPANY
OF HIGH CLASS CAR JACKERS WE DISCUSS WHAT TO DO
WHETHER WE PREFER TO CRASH A PORSCHE GT3 OR
THE NEW ASTON MARTIN AS NEITHER WE HAVE NO IDEA
YET WHICH COLOUR WILL SUIT BEST I ASK MY SCRIPT
GIRL TO PHONE LES ÉDITIONS GALLIMARD AND ASK
THEM TO SEND A FLOPPY OF JEAN-PAUL SARTRE'S
SCRIPT OF "HUIS CLOS" SOME STUPID SECRETARY
KEEPS PRETENDING THEY NEVER HAVE HEARD OF THIS
FAMOUS PLAY WHICH CHANGED MY LIFE AS WELL AS
ALDOUS HUXLEY'S WHO NEVER ATE RAW MEAT I
CONSIDER REMARKABLE SITUATIONS EVEN MORE
ASTONISHED I AM WHEN I CALL THE SPANISH
NEWSPAPER ABC RESPONDING ME THEY NEVER HAVE
PUBLISHED ALDOUS' INTERVIEW ON LSD SO LET ME ACT
UNREASONABLY OR AT LEAST INFORMALLY AS I DO NOT
CHEW CHEWING GUM I KNOW MY TEETH ARE MORE THAN
WHITE ENOUGH EVEN MORE REFLECTIVE AS
OPPERHEIMER'S DIAMOND MINE WHO INVITES ME FOR A
ROMANTIC EVENING WE ARE DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK
AT THE DELANO NEXT TO THE MAGIC SWIMMING POOL
WE FEEL SMOOTHLY INSPIRED BY THE ORANGE-FLORIDA
CANDLELIGHT ALTHOUGH WE DID ORDER DU CANARD À
L'ORANGE FOR DINNER WE RECEIVE GRILLED MAIN
LOBSTER ACCOMPANIED AT THE PIANO BY THE
YOUNGEST SON OF ERIK SATIE PLAYING HIS FATHER'S
FAMOUS "ARTI-CHOC" A FUNGUS COMPOSITION WHICH
PUTS ISAAC NEWTON'S UNPREJUDICED MIND BACK INTO
THE PREHISTORY WHERE WE DISCOVER OUR NEW
NEIGHBOURS ALICE & ALOÏS DINOSAUR RETURNING

FROM HIBERNATION I HAVE TO ADMIT THEY STILL DO ACT
PROFESSIONALLY ALTHOUGH THEIR SKIN LOOKS SORT
OF PLASTIC WE FEEL JERKY ABOUT BEING MENTALLY
DOMINATED BY ATOMIC DISASTER SUPPOSING THE
BLOCKBUSTERS IN MOURMANSK MUST BE
UNPREDICTABLE EVEN WHEN I HEAR THAT A LATE
JELTSIN CONNECTION IS SUSPECTED TO BE RE-INVENTED
FOR SPYING ON BEHALF OF SOUTH AMERICAN SUPER-
NAZIS AS HAS BEEN LEAKED BY SCOTLAND YARD WHO
KEEP THEIR DOUBLE ZERO-HEROES IN FRONT OF OUR
OPEN DOORS EXPECTING ANOTHER SERBIAN TRIAL WITH
COWARDLIKE COMPROMISE IN SIGHT IT IS LOGIC THEY
ONLY OFFER US A ZOOLOGICAL EXPLANATION IN A
DESCARTES CRISIS SITUATION ARTICULATED BY THE
RAVAGE OF MACEDONIAN ATTACKS ANOTHER BY
VODKA PSYCHOPATHS SURVIVERS OF THE CHECHEN
GENOCIDE WITH THOUSANDS OF FROZEN BODIES WHO
DO NOT HAVE FINGERS LEFT TO MAKE A PHONE TO
ALERT THEIR SODOMIZED DOCTOR TO ASK HIM WHETHER
SADDAM HUSSEIN DID COLLECT HIS ORDER OF 3 KILOS
OF BACTERIES HE NEEDS URGENTLY TO CHERNOBILIZE
THE REMAINING MONSTERS STILL BOASTING IN DER
DEUTSCHEN SPRACHE NOCH NICHT VÖLLIG
VERSCHWUNDEN YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT IS WHAT I
WANT ALL THESE RAVENOUS PIGS VÖLLIG LIQUIDIERT
NUR DAS IST WAS JEDER KÜNSTLER SICH WÜNSCHT
OHNE ACHTUNG FÜR DEINEN SCHWEINENGESTANK RAUS
DAMIT WE MUST SURVIVE WE MUST MAKE BIG MONEY WE
HAVE THE RIGHT TO LOVE TO CARE TO PROTECT TO
CREATE IN WAR & PEACE ALTHOUGH I NEED A REST
SOFORT IN THE BAHAMAS YOU UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO
FORGET FROM TIME TO TIME AS ALL THIS NONSENSE
WHICH KEEPS MET AWAKE DICTATES MY MIND IT CAN
NOT BE FICTION ONLY NOR EVEN A WEIRD APPARITION
AS WHILE I AM INVENTING THIS BE AWARE I DO ALL I CAN
TO PUT THIS IMPOSSIBLE APPROACH ON AN
ACCEPTABLE LEVEL TO ENABLE WE CAN KEEP VISITING
OTHER PARADOXES IN EXCLUSIVE DISTRICTS OF
EXTRAVAGANT REACH WHERE THE VIRGIN TWINS OF DR
BARNARD'S SISTER ARE COPULATING WITH TWO
DRUNKEN ROADIES OF THE WHITNEY HOUSTON TOUR
BOTH SPECIMEN DRIVEN OUT OF CALIFORNIA BY ERICH
VON STROHEIM'S BODYGUARD NOW WRITING HATEFUL
LETTERS IN SPANISH TO THE AVA GARDNER ESTATE WHO
NEVER HAS CONFIRMED WHETHER THE DIVA DID RETURN
TO THE RITZ-BARCELONA AFTER THIRTY YEARS AGAIN
WISHING TO DINE IN THE COMPANY OF A FRANK SINATRA
BE IT A REPLICA ESPECIALLY MADE IN CARARA MARBLE
FOR LE MUSÉE TUSSAULT INTERESTED IN PRODUCING
FORMULA UNO MOVIES WITH PLOTS OF PILOTS FUCKING
AT THE PITSTOP ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY FOR TRYING TO
ESCAPE FROM BORING SEX IN THE STOCKHOLM OPERA
HOUSE WHERE PAMELA ANDERSEN IS REHEARSING WITH
BJÖRN BORG IN AN ADAPTATION OF MOLIÈRE'S "MALADE
IMAGINAIRE" SUCKING MICK JAGGER'S SEXY MOUTH
WITH THE HELP OF A MAG-LITE TO KEEP THUNDERFLIES
AWAY IT IS SAID THAT THE ROCK IDOL IS PREPARING A
NEW SONG WITH LYRICS ABOUT PAKISTAN HOCKEY
PLAYERS ON GRASS WHO CAN OFFER YOU ANY TYPE OF
TESTOSTERON AT REGULAR RATES WHATEVER THE
NEED OF YOUR UNBEATABLE DREAMS FOR SURE LESS
EXPENSIVE THAN A FRANCIS BACON PAINTING SHOWING
US A SACRIFICED POPE IDEALIZED AS ROTTING FLESH IN
TOTAL CONTRAST WITH THE RAVISH LOS ANGELES
GLITTER DAVID HOCKEY SHOWS US IN HIS GRAND
CANYON POLAROIDS PERFECTLY PUT TOGETHER AS
CUBISTIC VARIATION NOT ALL APPRECIATED BY THE
GOVERNOR OF THE STATE OF NEVADA BECAUSE OF

RECENT STATISTICS CONFIRMING AN AVERAGE OF TWO
MADE-UP SUICIDES DISCOVERED EVERY MORNING IN
MOST CASES OF YOUNG MEN RAPED AFTER THEIR
THROATS HAD BEEN CUT HYPOCRITICALLY REPORTED
AS ACCIDENTS WITH NO MONEY TO BE FOUND IN THEIR
EMPTY POCKETS WHICH WAS NO REASON AT ALL FOR
YUKIO MISHIMA TO COMMIT HIS UNPERFECT HARA-KIRI
TUMBLING INSTEAD OF JOYRIDING INTO THE DEEPEST
AFTER-DEATH SITUATION OR RECONSTRUCTION OF
STEELY DAN CHROMOSOMES IN BOLD METAPHYSICS
APPOINTED AS GENIAL BECAUSE OF REFUSING ANY
POLITICAL COMPROMISE WHICH I LIKE MOST ABOUT HIM
ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO RECONSIDER HIS LITERARY
TALENT IN "CONFESSIONS OF A MASK" A PERFORMANCE
OUTCOME OF THIS EARTHLY LIFE MAYBE BY PARACHUTE
AS A FREE-FALL CONDUCTOR USING MY OVERDONE
IMPULSES IN ORDER TO KEEP REPEATING THAT SINCE
THE DISCOVERY OF THE WHEEL NOBODY HAS BEEN
MORE CAPABLE OF PROMOTING NATURAL BEHAVIOUR
THAN THE WORLD WILDLIFE FUND AFFIRMING ALMOST
EVERY WEEK WITHOUT SUCCESS WE PROCEED AS ANTI-
HUMAN ALL OF THE OPPOSITE OF MAHATMA GANDHI WE
HAVE ACCEPTED THE CONTINUOUS DESTRUCTION OF
NATURE FLYING AROUND IN BELL/AGUSTA HELICOPTERS
CONDUCTED BY LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN "MIT FORM UND
INHALT" WHO KNOWS TOO WELL "DASS DIE GESAMTE
WIRKLICHKEIT DIE WELT IST" YOU MIGHT BE STRANGLED
TOMORROW AT THE OPERA BY THE PHANTOM OR IN ANY
CORNER OF YOUR KITCHEN BY AN AMATEUR TERRORIST
TRAVELLING WITH A STOLEN BELGIAN PASSPORT WHICH
DOES NOT GRANT YOU TO SPRINKLE YOURSELF WITH
EAU DE COLOGNE TO GET RID OF THAT STRONG SMELL
OF FRIED ONIONS YOU WERE PREPARING WHEN THE
PRESIDENT PHONED YOU THAT THE ROOF OF THE WHITE
HOUSE WAS LEAKING YOU ADVISED TO USE HUGE GOLF
UMBRELLAS TO KEEP HIM HANDSOME ESPECIALLY DRY
ALSO WHEN IT IS NOT RAINING BUT SINCE YOU NEVER
GO-GO DANCING YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE IMPRESSIVE
CHOICE OF SEX VARIETIES SHOWN IN STOCKHOLM'S
MODERN ART MUSEUM CONSIDERING THAT
SCANDINAVIAN DRAG QUEENS ARE MORE HEALTHY THAN
BRASILIAN ONES WHO SHOW YOU THEIR INSURANCE
POLICY YOU WILL REMAIN SERO-NEGATIVE AS LONG AS
YOU DO NOT FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH THREE
TIMES A DAY WRITING LOVE LETTERS TO YOUR DOCTOR
WHICH YOU FORGOT TO POST ESPECIALLY THE ONE
ABOUT RIMBAUD'S PARADISE HE SITUATES IN HELL
SINCE ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ARE DEAD FIGHTING FOR LA
LÉGION ÉTRANGÈRE ALL YOU CAN DO IS OFFER HIM A
BLOWJOB INSTEAD OF VERLAINE THE WAY CHARLY
CHAPLIN DID IN "MODERN TIMES" SINCE LONG
OVERRULED BY SKINHEADS WITH MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
OAKLEYS ENJOYING SUSHI IN EXCESS WHEN
PHOTOGRAPHED BY MISTAKE IN THE COMPANY OF THE
WILLIAMS SISTERS AS I CONSIDER THE RICHARD
WILLIAMS FAMILY TO BE THE BEST EXAMPLE OF WHAT
BLACK POWER EVER WAS MEANT TO BECOME THE KIND
OF WAR THEY HAD TO WIN SHOOTING FOREHANDS &
BACKHANDS EX MALCOLM X ATTACKING THE WHITE
WORLD WITH A TENNIS RACKET I DO CLAIM THAT EVERY
SERVICE IS MEANT TO BE AN ACE OR IS IT A BULLET
REMEMBERING THE ART OF THE WATTS TOWERS ON
EVERY CENTRE COURT READY TO ELIMINATE THE WHITE
THE WEAK THE SICK THE LOSERS THE RICH THE
ARROGANT EVEN THE BLACK PRETENDERS KILLING ON
THE INTERNET BUT BECOMING INTERWET AS IF THE
GARDENS OF HYDE PARK WOULD BE CLEAN WHICH DOES
NOT MATTER BECAUSE CENTRAL PARK WILL BECOME A

HUGE PARKING I COULD SAY AS WELL THAT "NAKED
LUNCH" WAS WRITTEN BY A VIRGIN THAT WHAT
CUSTOMS CONFISCATE IS ONLY EYEBLUSH WASHED
AWAY IN YOUR BATHROOM LATE AT NIGHT WHEN YOU
CALL ME AFTER SUPPER BACK HOME FROM LONDON'S
LORENZO A TYPICAL MADAGASCAR-ZOO WHERE GIRL
POWER SMELLS AS ARTIFICIAL MENSTRUATION
PICTURED AT THE DORCHESTER TOO LATE IN THE
AFTERNOON WITH COLD SCONES & EARL GREY
ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS THAT EXTRAVAGANCE HAS BEEN
POLISHED WITH VICTORIAN ZEAL ACCENTUATING THE
DELICATE TASTE OF CUCUMBER SANDWICHES MUCH
MORE PROVOCATIVE THAN BELUGA CAVIAR ESPECIALLY
WHEN YOU FEEL IMPRESSED BY ANOREXIA YOU BETTER
MIGHT CALL BIG THROAT WHO SOLD RICHARD NIXON TO
THE WASHINGTON POST INSTEAD OF LEWINSKY WHO
SUCKS BIG MONEY PAID BY THE CAPITOL'S TAXPAYERS
WHO ARE BLEEDING TO DEATH UNDERSTANDING IT IS
TOO LATE WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT WHAT YOUR
LAWYER SAYS AT FIVE PAST MIDNIGHT THE ELECTRIC
CHAIR WOULD HAVE BEEN A MUCH BETTER CHOICE
EXPLAINING THAT ONCE YOU HEAR THE JUDGE
PROCLAIM YOUR DEATH PENALTY AGAIN YOU WILL FEEL
FREE BECAUSE THEN YOU KNOW AGAIN YOU CAN
DEFEND YOURSELF AT LEAST FOR THE NEXT FIFTEEN
YEARS WITH ALL EXPENSES PAID BY THE STATE WHICH
WILL HELP YOUR LAWYER TO PROVE THAT AFTER ALL
ANY BLOWJOB IN AN OVAL ROOM OR EVEN IN A SQUARE
ROOM IS ONLY THE EXPRESSION OF UNCONTROLLABLE
CHROMOSOMES IT IS THE SAME SORT OF NATURAL
INTERFERENCE WHICH OCCURS FIVE TIMES A DAY TO ALL
KING KONGS IN DIFFERENT KINDS OF ZOOS SO BETTER
STAY COOL PLAY MUSIC READ BOOKS OR PRACTIZE
BASKETBALL IMPROVE YOUR KNOWLEDGE EVERY DAY
UNLESS IT IS THE SUCKER'S WAY YOU PREFER TO
BEHAVE AS A PROFESSIONAL BRITISH HOOLIGAN WHO
NEEDS DESTRUCTION FOR A LIVING YOU MUST HAVE
READ ABOUT IN TABLOID PAPERS INSTEAD OF PAYING
ATTENTION TO STEPHEN HAWKING MORE THAN AN
ADEPT OF THE IDEAS OF SOCRATES EXPLAINED TO A
PRETTY WOMAN NAMED PLATO BUT INSTEAD I SMELL
YOU DO NOT SHOWER ENOUGH AS TWICE A DAY IS A
MINIMUM BECAUSE THE MORE AWFUL YOU EAT DEAD
MEAT THE MORE SMOKE OF CARCINOGENIC CIGARETTES
YOU NEED I SEE YOU EVEN DRINK YOUR WHISKY WITH ICE
I THINK IT IS YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR NERVES COOL
INSTEAD OF PLAYING FRÉDÉRIC CHOPIN WHEN THERE IS
NO MESSAGE ON YOUR VOICE MAIL WHICH INFORMS ME
PRECISELY AT WHAT TIME YOU HAVE LEFT FOR NEW
YORK CITY WHERE YOUR FIRST NEED IS TO SWALLOW
SOME IMPORTED COLCHESTERS OF COURSE ONLY AT
THE OYSTER BAR SO VERY CHIQUE FOR LUNCH RIGHT AT
THE GRAND CENTRAL STATION YOU ARE SERVED BY A
WAITER WHO THINKS YOU RECOGNIZE HIM AS THE MAN
WHO STOLE YOUR HARLEY DAVIDSON WHEN THE BERLIN
WALL WAS BROKEN DOWN AS SINCE THAT DAY IN
OCTOBER 1989 ONLY THE BRAINLESS MAJORITY HAS
EVERY RIGHT TO CLAIM "ICH BIN EIN BERLINER" WHICH
MAKES ME THINK THAT HISTORY STILL HAS TO PROVE IT
WAS RONALD REAGAN'S FAULT ALL THAT BECAUSE
OF HIS STAR-WAR A VICIOUS CONCEPT WITH WHICH HE
MEANT TO MASSACRE THE RUSSIAN EVIL AN IDEA FULL
OF BRAVADO WHICH WORKED SO PERFECTLY IT MADE
GORBATSJOV WACKO BUT ALSO FRENETIC AWAKE
DURING SUCH COLD NIGHTS IN HIS DATCHA NO LONGER
ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP MAYBE BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH
BENZEDRINE WHEN HE CAME FORWARD WITH HIS MOST
STUPID IDEA EVER HE NAMED GLASNOST WHICH WAS

THE START OF A MAJOR INVASION OF ANY KIND OF LOST
PEOPLE SPREAD OUT ALL OVER EUROPE WITHOUT
FIRING ONE SINGLE SHOT IT GOT MILLIONS OF SAD
PEOPLE ON THE RUN DEMONSTRATING PRESIDENT
LINCOLN'S HUMAN RIGHTS WHO COULD NOT MAKE THAT
ONE PHONECALL NEVER SAYING HE WANTED TO STOP
THESE HORDES WHO ONLY A FEW MINUTES BEFORE
STILL HAD BEEN SCREAMING IN FRONT OF THE TSAR'S
KREMLIN "YANKEE GO HOME" PROVING THAT NONE OF
THEM IS ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT DECENCY OR
EDUCATION REALLY MEANS IT SEEMS THESE WORDS NO
LONGER EXIST MAYBE ARE FORBIDDEN TO BE PRINTED
IN COMMUNIST DICTIONARIES EXPLAINING YOU CAN GO
WHEREVER YOU WANT WITHOUT ANY PASSPORT EVEN
FREE TO CARRY SAMPLES OF SADDAM HUSSEIN
BACTERIES MORE LUCRATIVE THAN IMPORTING SILK OR
SPICES FROM MARCO POLO'S EXPORT COMPANY
AVAILABLE ON INTERNET INTRODUCED AS
INTERCULTURE ALONG THE NEW SILKROAD WITH
BURGERS & PIZZA RESTOS PROTECTED BY EX-LAPD
SHOOTING AT PROTESTING GREENPEACE MILITANTS I
UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS SEEM DISASTROUS
WITH THE KIND OF FOOD I NEVER WAS USED TO ON MY
JOURNEYS IN KNIGHTSBRIDGE OR MAYFAIR WHERE
DYNASTY-WAITERS SERVE ME FIRST BANANA BREAD
FOLLOWED BY FUDGE PISTACHE ONLY ON FRIDAYS BUT
EVERY TUESDAY YOU CAN HAVE TRIFLE WITH KIRSCH
BUT ON WEEKENDS THE RESTAURANT
IS CLOSED WHICH FINALLY HELPS ME TO FIND SPARE
TIME FOR JOGGING ALONG THE SOUTH BANK IN THE
COMPANY OF MY HYPE BUTLER WHO SEEMS EXHAUSTED
WHEN WHISPERING THAT HE HAS PUT TOO MUCH OF
SETCHUAN PEPPER IN OUR LASAGNE WHICH MAKES ME
RETURN BY TAXI INSTEAD OF MORE RUNNING I HAVE TO
CONFESS MY KNEES FEEL HURT MY LIGAMENTS CRYING
FOR HELP MAYBE BECAUSE I SLEEP WITHOUT PYJAMAS
ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON BUYING MY LAPSANG-
SOUCHON TEA NO LONGER AT BLOOMINGDALE'S I MAKE
PLANS TO FLY TO HONG KONG LOOKING FORWARD TO
TRY THE SIXTEEN DIFFERENT MIXTURES OF TEA THEY
SERVE AT THE PENINSULA HOTEL NO LONGER PAYING
ATTENTION TO PINK FLOYD I CONCENTRATE ON THE
ENERGIZING TEA CEREMONY ALTHOUGH INTERRUPTED
BY A LONG DISTANCE CALL FROM MY EX WHO IS TELLING
ME SHE WAS RIGHT IT WAS ALL MY FAULT BUT THEN ALL
OF A SUDDEN SHE MUST HAVE HUNG UP SO I SAY TO
MYSELF THAT WHERE I AM STANDING NOW IS WHERE I
BEGIN MY NEXT LIFE BY MEANS OF MARATHON WRITING
WHICH IS A REWARDING SENSATION THE EXPLORATION
OF MY MENTAL KALEIDOSCOPE PUT INTO A VIRGIN
SPACE READY TO INTERPRET AN ARCHIPELAGOS OF
WORDS I SMELL BLOSSOM AS DEEP AS POSSIBLE
ENTERING INTO YOUR PSYCHE WITHOUT FURTHER
PEDAGOGICAL EXPLANATION MY INTENTIONS REMAIN
EXTREMELY EXPERIMENTAL NOT ONLY BECAUSE OF A
POSTNATAL DEPRESSION I AM IN POLE POSITION ABLE
TO RESPECT APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR MORE THAN
EVER OPPOSED TO MASSIVE STUPIDITY WHICH HAS
BECOME COMMON MATTER WORLDWIDE EXPANDED TO
PROMOTE RUDENESS ACTUALLY CONSIDERED AS
TRENDY IN A SOCIETY IN WHICH SCUM GETS DISMISSED
EVERY DAY BY THE FAILING SYSTEM OF YOUR
GOVERNMENT ONLY PROPOSING A LARGE SELECTION OF
INCOMPETENCE WHICH HELPS PEOPLE CHOOSE A MOST
UNPLEASANT PROFESSION TO PERFORM AS YOUR
BODYGUARD I DO NOT NEED BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE TO
DEFEND MY ATTITUDES FOR THE SAKE OF PUBLICITY I
RELY MOST OF ALL ON MY BEWILDERMENT PUTTING A

ZEST OF CASTROL MOTOR OIL ON MY WRITER'S HANDS
JUST FOR THE PLEASURE OF ITS SHARP SMELL WHICH
EXCITES ME THINKING IT REPRESENTS THE ESSENCE OF
SPEED I DARE COMPARE WITH THE SENSATIONS OF
FALLING IN LOVE AT THE PITSTOP SITUATED NEXT TO MY
TENT NEAR THE MONASTERY OF SAINTE CATHÉRINE ON A
WARM SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN EVERY SCORPION IN THE
DESERT IS SLEEPING AFTER I HAVE BEEN DRIVING ALL
DAY LONG IN AN EGYPTIAN ARMY JEEP FILMING GOLDEN
SAND WHICH IS ALL I SEE THE EFFECT SO SHOCKING IT
DISTURBS MY EYESIGHT WHILE I AM MEDITATING IN A
HAND-KNOTTED HAMMOCK IN BALANCE BETWEEN TWO
SKINNY PALM TREES I DO NOT KNOW WHY THERE MUST
BE AN INVISIBLE BOARDER LINE TO SEPARATE PEOPLE
ALTHOUGH I KNOW THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE FANATICISM
OF THEIR DIFFERENT RELIGIONS EQUAL TO
INDOCTRINATION OF RUBBISH SO BETTER BE SERIOUS
SINCE WAR ABOUT RELIGION ALWAYS HAS BEEN BASIC
IN HISTORY I ASSUME IT MUST BE THE REASON WHY YOU
LOOK SO NERVOUS FULL OF STRESS IT SEEMS TO ME
YOU HAVE TOO MANY PROBLEMS TO ATTACK TOO MUCH
OF SORROW TO FORGET NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW YOU
BLEED YOU SINK WELL AWARE OF WHAT YOU SEE IN
YOUR MIRROR IS DEAD SKIN THE SORT OF WRONG
PUBLICITY NOT TO BE PRINTED SINCE YOU KNOW THAT
NO LONGER ANYBODY GETS ATTRACTED BY YOUR
RIPPLED FACE ALTHOUGH SOME OPTIMISTS PRETEND IT
IS NEVER TOO LATE YOU MIGHT TRY CALVIN KLEIN WHO
OFFERS HYDRATING MINI-FACIALS OR MAYBE CALL YVES
SAINT LAURENT IN MARAKESH WHO MIGHT SHOW YOU
HIS NEW AUTUMN LINE AND IF NOT THEN GO SEE
SHISEIDO WHO PROPOSES PRIVATE CONSULTATIONS
FOR WHATEVER YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS MIGHT BE
WHICH MAKES ME SUGGEST YOU BETTER START YOUR
LIFESTORY WITH YOUR FATHER WHO ALTHOUGH HE WAS
VERY RELIGIOUS KEPT SLAUGHTERING CATTLE ALL HIS
LIFE IN HIS UNDERGROUND ABATOIR HE KEPT KILLING
OXEN AS IF IT WERE PRISONERS OF WAR IN A JAPANESE
CAMP WHICH MAKES ME ORDER SHRIMPS ON TOAST
WITH A LITTLE HORSERADDISH ON TOP SITTING BACK IN
A COSY MANCHESTER TEAROOM THINKING OF THE
ARCHITECT MACINTOSH WHO DOES NOT MAKE MY HEART
BLEED WHEN I SEE TOO MUCH OF FAT PEOPLE ABUSE OF
GREASY SPARERIBS PURSUED BY SMART HEADHUNTERS
WITH SIOUX BLOOD READY TO SCALP YOU AS I DREAMT
LAST NIGHT AT SUCH POINT I STARTED SCREAMING
WHEN I SAW YOU WERE A CANNIBAL EATING MY
BARBECUED GIRLFRIEND I DREAMT SHE WAS CUT INTO
PIECES I WAS SHAKING ALL OVER WHEN I SAW YOU PUT
A TENDER PIECE OF HER CUTE BUD ON YOUR PLATE AND
A BAKED POTATO ON THE SIDE BUT THEN ALL OF A
SUDDEN HUGE PIECES OF PLASTER WERE FALLING OFF
THE CEILING WHICH MEANT I WAS SMASHED TO DEATH
SO I THOUGHT THIS MUST BE WAR BUT THEN A FRIENDLY
WAITRESS CAME OVER TO OUR TABLE ASKING IF WE
WANTED OUR TEA IN THEIR LOVELY GARDEN BECAUSE
THE TEMPERATURE WAS REALLY TOO NICE TO STAY
INSIDE WITH MY SHAKEN MIND STILL BELIEVING IT WAS
BARE COLD AS TOLD IN THESE MASOCHISTIC RUSSIAN
BOOKS I HAD READ LONG AGO ABOUT OUTRAGEOUS
WINTERS FREEZING TO DEATH IN SINT PETERSBURG BUT
LUCKY ME WHEN I REALIZED WE SAT IN THIS DELICIOUS
GARDEN ADMIRING ALL KINDS OF WILD FLOWERS IT FELT
AS IF I HAD LANDED IN ALBUQUERQUE IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE INDIAN SUMMER WHEN THE LIGHT IS MOST
FASCINATING THEN FINALLY I WILL TAKE OFF MY
SUNGLASSES ENCHANTED I AM BY THE VIVIDNESS OF
THE ALECHINSKY ACRYL COLOURS WHICH MAKE ME

REALIZE THAT THE FAMOUS COBRA PAINTER MUST
KNOW THIS SENSATION OF EUPHORIA EVERY DAY AS IT IS
WITH LOTS OF THIS ACRYL SUBSTITUTE HE DISMANTLES
OUR FAKE REALITY ALSO MY CONCERNED PART OF
THEATRICAL NARCISSISM ALL CHEAP TRASH I MUST
FIGHT BACK WITH STROKES OF FINESSE ETHERIZED IN
MY INVENTIVE INTERPRETATION TRYING TO MASTER A
MYSTIFIED TRANSFORMATION THE KIND OF THRILL TO
HELP UNDERSTAND YOU MUST BE IMPRISONED IN A
METAPHYSICAL FIRE-ESCAPE READING MY MONOLOGUE
INSTEAD OF A PLEASANT CONVERSATION I THINK AT
LEAST WOULD BE A HEALTHY WAY OF MIND-FLYING
OFFERING FLOWERS TO PASSERS-BY WHO FEEL THE
SAME SOLITUDE WE EMBRACE IN QUICKSANDS SHOCKED
BY OUR JUVENILE ERRORS ANY NEUROTIC PROFESSOR
MUST FEEL INDEBTED TO WHICH PROBABLY WAS RIGHT
IN THE 19TH CENTURY BUT TODAY IS MAXIMUM WRONG
WHEN I SEE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO BUY FAKE
LEONARDO DA VINCIS TO DECORATE THE BEDROOM
REGARDED AS LIBRARY FOR READING QUASIMODO
WHICH YOU DO WHILE SAVOURING TOMATO CAMPBELL
SOUP YOU STILL FEEL CONDITIONED TO READ MORE OF
VICTOR HUGO ALL PROOF THAT YOU LEARNED AT
SCHOOL THE BEST OF BAD TASTE I MEAN IT IS LIKE
FUSION COOKING WITH THE WRONG INGREDIENTS
ESPECIALLY WHEN TIMING IS WRONG TO VISIT LES
MAGNIFIQUES TABLEAUX DE DELACROIX AT LE LOUVRE
WHERE YOU DISCOVER THAT MOST OF ALL THAT
PAINTED BLOOD IS COVERED WITH CRUSTS OF DUST A
CLASSIC SITUATION BY WHICH FRENCH SAVOIR FAIRE IS
MANIPULATING OUR NAÏVE OPINION FROM CHERNOBYL
ONTO GHAZA I FEATURE AS ONE LONG MOTORWAY OF
CATASTROPHY COVERED UP BY THE MONETARY FUND
YOU CANNOT TRUST NOT BECAUSE OF MARIA
MAGDALENA INDEED BORN IN MAGDALEN WHICH MUST
BE THE POSITIVE FACTOR THAT I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART
BOUNCING I SUPPOSE YOU MISS POTASSIUM MAYBE
MAGNESIUM EVEN IRON BUT WHEN I GO TO THE
DRUGSTORE I KNOW I GET DRUNK WHEN ORDERING
STRAWBERRY SOUP WHICH CONTAINS THE ANTIOXIDANT
WE NEED MY DOCTOR SAYS IT ALSO PRODUCES RHYTHM
& BLUES MAKES ME FEEL WARM BUT MEANWHILE MY
CONSCIOUSNESS DISAPPEARS LITTLE BY LITTLE EVERY
DAY AS IF I AM DRAWN BY LACAN & ASSOCIATES I FEEL
THEY SUCK ME INTO THE DEEP SEA WHERE I WANT YOU
TO BE MY SUBMARINE BUT I CANNOT GET INSIDE YOU
NOT EVEN TOUCH YOU ALTHOUGH I AM SURE YOU MUST
BE NEARBY WHEREVER THAT KIND OF PLACE MIGHT BE
IT IS OUR UNDERSTANDING OF WORDS WHICH STANDS
FOR CONTACT EVEN WHEN THE MEANING LOOKS
DIFFERENT DEPENDING ON OUR SUBJECTIVE WAY OF
TRANSLATION THIS WORLD LOOKS FICTION-REAL OR
FACT-FICTION OR FUNCTIONAL-FICTION BUT SELDOM
SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE SPEAKING FOR MYSELF I PUT TOO
MUCH SALT ON MY BRUSSELS WAFFLES OR NOT ENOUGH
CLOUDS INTO MY COFFEE WHICH DOES NOT MATTER AS I
ONLY HAVE TO ASK MYSELF WHETHER I AM DRINKING
COFFEE OR ONLY WRITING ABOUT IT AS AT THIS MOMENT
I DO NO LONGER RECOGNIZE MY OWN VOICE LISTENING
TO THE WEATHER REPORT OR WAS IT MANHATTAN
TRANSFER I WAS PLAYING BEFORE HERBIE HANCOCK
WAS ON THE PHONE I DO WONDER IF THIS MUST BE A
MONDAY IN PARADISE OR A WEEKEND ON LONG ISLAND
BECAUSE NORMALLY ON SUNDAYS I STAY HOME
UNAWARE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING OUTSIDE MY MIND ON
THIS PLANET OR IN THE COSMOS IMPROVISING WITH
METALLIC VOICES TO BE ATTACHED TO MY RUSTY
CHAINS I IMAGINE I AM IN INTENSIVE CARE WHEN THE

OBSERVATIVE NURSE MENTIONS ME AT 3 A.M. THAT THE
INK IN MY FOUTAIN PEN IS INVISIBLE WITH MY HANDS NO
LONGER SHAKING I CAN SMELL THE SOAP AGAIN WHEN I
SHOWER EXTENSIVELY FIRST HOT THEN COLD ENJOYING
THE STIMULATING CONTRAST AGAIN I SUPPOSE I MUST
BE DREAMING THAT PEOPLE ARE MADE OF A MIXTURE OF
FAITH IN COMBINATION WITH DOUBTS ACTIVATING A
LONG LIST OF DESIRE WE HAVE TO CONSIDER
CAREFULLY BECAUSE THE WAY WE USE REASONABLE
POSSIBILITIES THEY WILL DETERMINE YOUR FURTHER
LIFE AS FOR EXAMPLE AT THIS MOMENT I FEEL INSECURE
I KNOW I CANNOT RUN THE NEW YORK MARATHON
ANYMORE BUT INSTEAD I CAN FEEL HAPPY ABOUT THE
NEGATIVE EFFECT OF IT BECAUSE IT ALLOWS ME TO FLY
TO SANTA FE OR WHATEVER DESTINATION I KEEP
POSTPONING ALL THE TIME CONVINCING MYSELF MY
NEXT FLIGHT HAS BEEN DELAYED IT SEEMS OBVIOUS I
CANNOT MOVE MY CHAINS YES INDEED I AM THE
PURPORSE OF MIND-FRICTION NO LONGER PART OF THAT
UNPREDICTABLE OUTBURST OF JOY I HAVE TO
COMMUNICATE USING THE SAME WORDS AS BEFORE BUT
I CANNOT PUT TOGETHER ANYMORE BECAUSE IN THE
MEANTIME LUCKY ME AGAIN I HAVE DISCOVERED
DIFFERENT FEELINGS IN ANOTHER MIND I HAVE MET
UNEXPECTEDLY IN ASCONA DISCOVERING OTHER
INTONATIONS AS WHEN IN FRENCH YOU CAN SAY "QUE
DANS LE COUVENT COUVENT DES POULES" WHICH
SEEMS PURE MADNESS BUT THE ALTERNATIVE MIGHT BE
STOP SMOKING AS I MEAN EVERY SMOKER SHOULD STOP
SMOKING AND IF NOT REALISTIC THEN AT LEAST LET US
STOP FIGHTING AS I DO NOT AGREE IT IS THE BEER THE
LIQUOR OR THE WINE WHICH STIMULATES WORLDWIDE
FIGHTING I THINK IT ONLY HAPPENS BECAUSE OF HATE
CAUSED BY RELIGIONS KNOWING THAT AS SOON AS YOU
STOP SMOKING YOUR MURDEROUS PART IS EXPECTING
YOU AROUND THE CORNER NOT KNOWING HOW TO
TACKLE YOUR PROBLEM YOU WANT TO FIGHT WHICH
SEEMS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT STORY REGARDING WHAT
HAPPENED TO VINCENT VAN GOGH WHO STOPPED
SMOKING FOR ALREADY MORE THAN A HUNDRED YEARS
WHEN HE CUT OFF HIS BEST EAR NOT BECAUSE A
CERTAIN WINNETOU HAD BROKEN HIS PEACE PIPE BUT
BECAUSE HE FELL IN LOVE AND THAT LOVELY BARMAID
DID NOT RESPOND IT MAKES ME THINK THAT ANY OF OUR
NEEDS OR CALL IT DESIRES MUST BE LOCATED IN OUR
DNA ENOUGH OF WRONG REASONS TO ACTIVATE OUR
PHOBIAS TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO MANY KINDS OF
ADDICTIONS NOT EVEN ACCEPTING THE UNSIGNIFICANT
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ROCKSTAR DYING OF AIDS & A
CAPE COD SEAGULL DYING BECAUSE OF FUEL TWO
DIFFERENT OUTCOMES I CONSIDER AS REMARKABLE AS
WHEN JOAN OF ARC GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING I
ARRIVED TOO LATE AT THE MORGUE BUT THEN WHEN I
SAW THAT INSTEAD CLEOPATRA WAS STILL BREATHING I
IMMEDIATELY STARTED SCREAMING FOR HELP WHICH
MADE SHE WAS HURRIED IN NO TIME INTO THE
EMERGENCY ROOM WHICH DOES NOT MAKE ME SAY I
SAVED THE GODDESS'S LIFE BUT IT GIVES ME A GOOD
FEELING AS WHEN THE SURVIVORS OF SUCH TRAGEDIES
AFTERWARDS CONFESS TO YOU THEY TOO BELIEVE IN
MIRACLES IT MAKES ME FEEL SATISFIED ALSO WHEN
SPECIAL PERSONS DISCOVER TO HAVE BECOME
CLAIRVOYANT OR MEDIUM THEY HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY
TO START A NEW CAREER FEEL EVERGREEN MAYBE
BECOME CROESUS-RICH OR ENZO FERRARI-FAMOUS AS
WITH THE USE OF COMPUTERIZED DESTINY A PRECIOUS
GIFT COMES THROUGH BY USING THE COMBINATIONS OF
COMPLEX CHIPS WHICH IN THE LONG RUN MAKES

ENGINEERS GO MAD MOST STOCKBROKERS SAD ALL
FORMS OF HAPPENINGS I CAN EXPRESS PARLANDO ARE
CONSTANTLY IN MOTION BECAUSE OF THE INTENSITY OF
LIFE ITSELF THE AWARDED TENSION OF UPS AND DOWNS
CONSTRUCTING THE MALICE BLOW-UP OF GAMBLING-
QUINTESSENCE A SORT OF BURNING CHARRIOT LOADED
WITH SWISS MUESLI TO BE PROOF OF ANOTHER
BAUHAUS-CONSTRUCTIVISM CONTESTED BY MY NEW
BUTLER WHO IS AFRAID OF BOA-CONSTRICTORS HE
VIRTUALLY SWEEPS UNDER OUR RED AFGHANISTAN
CARPET OF COURSE A HANDMADE EXAMPLE WITH 18TH
CENTURY TRADITIONAL PATTERNS REPRESENTING THE
OPPOSITE IN SEXES WHICH MAKES HIM DECIDE BETTER
TO STAY SINGLE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE
CLAUSTROPHOBIC ALL YOU OBSERVE AROUND YOU
SEEMS RISKY YOUR INTIMACY EASILY TO BE VICTIMIZED
BY A DANGEROUS VIRUS YOU INVENT AT A DIFFERENT
ATTITUDE REFUSING EVERYTHING OF WHAT THE
TECHNOCRATS IN YOUR GOVERNMENT ARE PROVOKING
MOSTLY RESULTING IN PLANETARIAN NEGATIVISM A KIND
OF SPECULATION WHICH CANNOT BE TEMPERED BY
YOUR LIBIDO BECAUSE OUR INNATE AGGRESSION IS
PART OF THEIR FINANCIAL EXPECTATIONS TO BECOME
THE EVIDENCE OF SEXUAL ABUSE TESTIFIED IN
NATIONWIDE BESTSELLERS A RIDICULOUS ATTACK OF
AGGRESSIVE EGGS & SEEDS AGAINST THE AVAILABLE
ENEMY BE IT MALE OR FEMALE WITH BOTH IN A
DIFFERENT CONTEXT IT IS EVIDENT ANY NEW BODY TYPE
OF PLEASURE BECOMES AN INTERESTING PLAYER
MAYBE SOLVING UNEXPECTED PROBLEMS BETWEEN
FAKE HETEROS JEALOUSING SOFT LESBIANS
CONVINCING HESITATING BISEXUALS IN THE COMPANY
OF HARD SADOS SINCE NO LONGER ANY MACHO IS
TALKING ABOUT THE BATTERING OF JAMAICAN DRUMS
INSTEAD OF THEIR IMPRISONED WIVES BEING POOR
VICTIMS OF BRUTAL CASES OF WHICH THE
INVESTIGATION WILL NOT START UNTIL NEXT YEAR IT IS
STILL UP TO YOU TO FIND MORE EFFICIENT
COUNTERPARTS TO CONTEST SUCH ENDOCTRINATION
THE RESULT OF SICK PROCEDURE AFTER YOU HAVE
BEEN PUNCHED FLAT WITH TELEPHONE DIRECTORIES IN
DOOMED POLICE STATIONS WHERE PEPTALK IS
REPLACED BY DODGERS BASEBALL BATS CHANGING
PENCILS FOR POISONED DARTS IMITATING CELLULOID
BRUTALITY IN OSCAR-AWARDED MOVIES PROVING THAT
THE BUSINESS OF VIOLENCE IS STILL GUARANTEED WITH
MORE SCRIPTS BASED ON OVERDOSE-SEX OR
EGOCENTRIC PHANTASIES MASQUERADED ON THE WEB
SELLING WEIRD SITES ABOUT THE EMANCIPATION OF
OUR HALLUCINATIONS TO KEEP US MARCHING TOWARDS
ANOTHER PERFECTLY ORGANIZED DOCTRINE ONCE
MORE CHANGING 1948 INTO 1984 CONFIRMING AGAIN
THAT GEORGE ORWELL WILL NEVER BE A GOOD-
LOOKING CORPSE BUT FOR SURE THE INVENTOR OF NO
REMORSE WHICH MAKES YOUR PREROGATIVE
CONCLUSIONS FORBID ANY OUTCOME TO YOUR HYPE
SLAVERY WITHOUT FREEDOM YOU BETTER MIGHT CALL
MY HELPLINE WHICH IS READY TO ADVISE YOU TO EASE
YOUR PAIN PICTURED ON YOUR BLACK & WHITE BOTTLE
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE WITH MILLIONS OF CANDIDATES
ON THE WAITING LIST READY TO STEAL YOUR LOVE YOUR
CAR YOUR TRUST TURNED INTO BULK-VULGARISATION
OF MAGNIFIED SEX BY VIAGRA WITH SMART LIES ON
INTERNET PUTTING THE ACCENT ON BENEFIT ON YOUR
PSYCHIATRIST WHO IS RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE WHILE
YOU THINK YOU MIGHT SIT DOWN STILL HAVE SPARE
TIME TO BUY A CANOE IN CANADA A MOUNTAIN BIKE IN
AUSTRIA ALLOWING YOU TO COMBINE YOUR ARMS IN

HARMONY WITH YOUR LEGS PUT IN PLASTER YOU CAN
ANALYSE WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR FUTURE LIFE BECAUSE
SOON YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT TOO MUCH OF
EVERYTHING HAS BEEN STOLEN BUT STILL YOU CAN
CONTROL THIS SITUATION YOU ARE STILL ABLE TO SEE
YOUR CHOICES SYMBOLISE YOU TO BE A NASTY BOY OR
MAYBE YOU WANT TO BE A PIANO VIRTUOSO WEARING
NIKES ON STAGE YOU ALSO CAN SHOW-OFF IN QUEENS
OR BROOKLYN WHERE FOR SURE THE STREET KIDS WILL
VENERATE YOU JUST LIKE THE BELLYDANCER WHO
TRIES TO IMPRESS YOU IN A TUNIS CABARET WHILE YOU
SIT IN A DARK ROOM TO NEGOTIATE IN DOLLARS YOUR
CONTRACT WITH CNN YOU MUST BEWARE OF YOUR
AGENT WHO PUTS YOU IN SUCH A SITUATION YOU HAVE
TO REMEMBER YOUR REFLECTIONS MUST BE COOL
BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT ONE DAY THE CHINESE ARE TO
PRESENT YOU A BETTER BID PRETENDING YOU ARE A
GENIUS BUT THAT MEANS NOTHING SINCE YOU CAUGHT
PNEUMONIA ON A MISSION AT THE NORTH POLE YOU ARE
PACKED IN VACUUM SLEEPING IN AN IGLOO FROM WHICH
YOU CAN LOOK BACK AT US FRAMED ON THE
MANTLEPIECE OF A HIGHLAND CASTLE DECORATED WITH
MEDALS & CERTIFICATES WHICH MEANS THE PAST IS
WORTH NOTHING IT IS LIKE NEUROTRANSMITTERS YOU
NEED PUT UNDER YOUR TONGUE TO WORK IT OUT YOU
GET A BIG HEART BY WAY OF POWER TRAINING YOU
BUILT UP YOUR RESISTANCE IT IS THE RIGHT EXERCISE
YOU NEED SO LIGHTEN UP DYE YOUR HAIR IN PISTACHE
OR VANILLA WITH ADEQUATE SHADES IN THE TASTE BUT
BEWARE OF THE DARK PARTS IN WHICH YOU NEED SOME
SILVER LIGHTNING OR SMALL CUT PIECES OF REGIO
PARMIGGIANO MIXED WITH SALAME DI MILANO IN THICK
SLICES IT MIGHT BE AN OPTION AS LONG AS WHAT YOU
DO IS DARING THEN FOR SURE YOU WILL BE OKAY
KNOWING THAT STATISTICS SAY THAT NINETY PERCENT
OF ALL BLONDES ARE FAKE WHICH MUST GIVE YOU AN
IDEA WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT YEAR WHEN YOU WILL
MEET ONLY BLOND JAPANESE IN THE STREETS OF
DREAMS ALL YOUNG PHENOMENA STYLED À LA GRACE
KELLY ARRIVING WITH CONCORDE AT LE GÉNÉRAL DE
GAULLE AIRPORT FEELING CONFIDENT IN THE
SPOTLIGHTS OF LA VILLE LUMIÈRE UPLIFTED BY THE
NIKEY'S RISING SUN BRINGING AN INCREDIBLE NUMBER
OF PERFECTLY EDUCATED TOURISTS TO SWEDISH-
MASSAGE PARLOURS LOCATED UNDER THE EIFFEL
TOWER WITH TURKISH BATH NEXT TO LA COUPOLE
WHERE YOU ARE EXPECTED TO ENJOY A
MONTPARNASSE RUB-DOWN AS REWARDING AS TWO
BOTTLES OF GINSENG BECAUSE HERE YOU ARE
SUPPORTED BY THE IDEA OF SUCCESSFUL MING-
THERAPY AS NORMAL AS STRIPPING IN LE BOIS DE
BOULOGNE HOPING TO GET ARRESTED BY LA
GENDARMERIE WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE KICK TO SHOW
OFF YOUR UNBEARABLE FEELINGS KIND OF HENRY
MILLER'S INTELLIGENT PERVERSITY STILL LOOKING SOFT
ON MY BOOKSHELF CYNICALLY EXPRESSED IN "BLACK
SPRING" COMPARABLE TO THE QUALITY OF LALIQUE
ART-DECO YOU CAN DISCOVER IN THE DIARIES OF
MARLÈNE DIETRICH ADMIRED BY JULIETTE GRECO WHO
DID SMOKE GITANES SANS FILTRES AT THE MTV
AWARDS WHICH SOONER OR LATER MUST STIMULATE
YOUR INNATED AMBIGUITY WHICH WILL MAKE YOU
EXTREMELY RICH I SUPPOSE AS A BROKER ON WALL
STREET BUT THEN RISKING YOUR FORTUNE AT THE
ROULETTE IN ATLANTIC CITY WHERE THE WEATHER CAN
BE SO STORMY THE RAINY CLOUDS MOST
UNPREDICTABLE ALWAYS SOMETHING UNFORESEEN
APPEARS IN THE AIR WHEN AGAIN ANOTHER

ANTICYCLONE TRANSFORMS THE HIMALYAN MOUNTAIN
ROAD INTO AN IDYLLIC SKI RESORT WE NAME IT GSTAAD
SITUATED IN THE BERNER OBERLAND FROM WHERE WE
DRIVE IN A RANGE ROVER UP THE FURKA PASS STAYING
OVERNIGHT IN THE OBSERVATORY OF THE SWISS ARMY
WHERE THE NEXT MORNING WE OFFER THE COLONEL
SOME FRESHLY PICKED EDELWEISS WHICH IS
FORBIDDEN BY LAW THANKING EVERYONE FOR THEIR
HOSPITALITY NOT TO PUT US IN JAIL WE PROMISE TO
SEND HIM A 1971 FRANK STELLA A COLOURFUL PAINTING
WHICH WILL BRING MORE LIGHT INSTEAD OF
SCHIZOPHRENIA IN THAT SEVERE BUNKER EXPECTING
THAT AT LEAST ONE OR TWO SOLDIERS WILL BECOME
ARTISTS IN CONFRONTATION WITH OUR WILD IDEAS
AGAINST SWISS CRAZY BUT EFFECTIVE TRADITIONS
NEVER TO BE RESOLVED IN THE MIDST OF ANOTHER BIG
BANG WHEN PURPLE ALIENS ATTACK THE MOST
IMPORTANT GOLDMINE IN THE WORLD HIDDEN UNDER
ENORMOUS MOUNTAINS YOU CAN ADMIRE ON SWISS
CHOCOLATE AS SWEET DEFENDED BY FAMOUS
WATCHMAKERS ARRIVING FROM BIEL WITH DELTA
FLYERS TRAINED BY COLOMBIAN GUERILLEROS WELL
AWARE THAT TOURISTS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
LIKE TO SPEND AT LEAST ONE NIGHT IN AN ARMY TENT
WITH CHARMING SKI INSTRUCTORS OFFERING YOU
DIFFERENT SEX POSSIBILITIES SERVING YOU GUARANA
DRINKS TO PUT YOU AT EASE BECAUSE YOU MUST LOOK
DESPERATE WHEN THEY IMMEDIATELY START CALLING
YOU THEIR BEST FRIEND WHICH OF COURSE YOU FIND
DISTURBING BUT THEN AFTER THREE DOUBLE WHISKIES
YOU ARE READY TO LISTEN AT TWO MEGABITES PER
SECOND TO STRANGE SOUTH-AMERICAN PROPOSALS
ASKING YOU TO DRIVE YOUR CAR OVER THE CLIFF
WHATEVER THAT MEANS ON INSTANT-DOT-INDEX WHERE
UNEXPECTEDLY YOU RECOGNIZE THE SPY WHO CAUGHT
YOU AT THE END OF THE WAR BUT YOU DO NOT
REMEMBER WHETHER IT WAS GINA OR GIORGIO
WEARING ORANGE COLOURED GLASSES RETURNING AT
NIGHT WITH AN EMPTY SUITCASE KNOCKING AT THE
DOOR OF YOUR 23RD FLOOR HOTEL ROOM ASKING YOU
WHO COULD HAVE FILLED HIS BATHTUB WITH ELZASSER
WINE THE ALCOHOLIC VAPOUR OF WHICH WILL MAKE
YOU DREAM OF A SWEET ANGORA SHEEP PROPOSING
YOU A TWO WEEKS' RELATIONSHIP TO BE CONSUMED AT
THE LOCAL SCHWEIZERHOF HOTEL OWNED BY THE
COLOMBIAN DRUG CARTEL OFFERING FULL 24 HOURS
SERVICE WHEN AT THE CLICK OF A MOUSE YOU CAN
CHOOSE FROM FIVE TYPES OF WEATHER FORECAST
WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR ROOM OFFERING VARIETIES OF
BLUE SKY CLOUDY OR STORMY ALSO RAINY OR
HURRICANE MAKING YOU UNDERSTAND THE UNLIMITED
POSSIBILITIES OF WHICH THESE LATIN LOVERS DISPOSE
YOU NOTIFY ALL OF THE CONTRARY WHEN YOU OBSERVE
YOUR TAXI DRIVER HAS GREY EYES IMMEDIATELY YOU
KNOW IT IS NOT YOUR TYPE SO MAYBE YOU START
LOOKING FOR A DUTCH FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER OR A
SWEDISH VEGETARIAN STUDYING GREEK MYTHOLOGY IN
LAUSANNE WHEN CONTEMPLATING THE LAKE YOU
REMEMBER SUDDENLY THE SEXIEST COUNTRY SINGER
OF NASHVILLE WHO ADORES RODEO WHILE YOU
PHANTASMIZE YOU BOTH ARE OUT FOR DINNER
ENJOYING RED SNAPPER WITH WILLIE NELSON DRINKING
KRUG-BRUT IN SINT-MAARTEN UNDERSTANDING IT
SEEMS TO BE A REWARDING EXPERIENCE OF A HIGHLY
INTELLECTUAL LEVEL DISCUSSING THE INFLUENCES OF
ELVIS PRESLEY ON BJÖRK OR THE REASONS OF HUMAN
INFIDELITY DAILY PHOTOCOPIED BY RANK XEROX IN
EVERY OFFICE INFORMING THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AT

ANY MOMENT ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE MOST OF IT
COMPUTER-DOOMED YOU CAN TRUST NOTHING THAT
OTHERS IMAGINE ABOUT YOU WHILE LYING WHEN YOU
TRY TO BE AUTHENTIC I CONSTANTLY BECOME
SCEPTICAL WHEN SCREENING THE CEREMONY OF THE
MAYA WEDDING THE INNOVATION I COULD IMAGINE ON
TOP OF THE PYRAMID IN CHITZEN-ITZA WHEN
AFTERWARDS IN MY HOTEL ROOM I WAS LISTENING TO
THE LOCAL CANCUN RADIO IT MUST HAVE BEEN
BETWEEN 3 AND 5 WHEN I GOT THAT TERRIBLE
HEADACHE BECAUSE OF MADAME BUTTERFLY CRYING
SO EXCITINGLY BECAUSE THE PROBLEMATIC OPERA
HAD BEEN ARRANGED BY JOHN CAGE WHO CHANGES
EVERYTHING AS ALL YOU HEAR HER CRY IS DUMP HIM
DUMP HER DUMP BOTH OF US DUMP YOURSELF DUMP ME
FIRST THEN DUMP YOUR DOCTOR DUMP MY MISTAKES
DUMP YOUR BAD FEELINGS IS ALL YOU UNDERSTAND SO
AT THE END OF THE OPERA YOU MUST HAVE BECOME SO
HYPNOTIZED TOTALLY DOOMED YOU START SHOOTING
WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT YOU ARE DOING NOT
REALIZING YOU BETTER SHOULD BE LAUGHING INSTEAD
OF PUTTING YOUR LIFE IN PRISON INTO A COMPROMISING
PERSPECTIVE YOU NO LONGER CAN CONSIDER
SERIOUSLY NEVER BEING ABLE TO PLAY THAT SAD PART
IN ARTHUR MILLER'S "THE DEATH OF A SALESMAN" I
HEAR YOU SAY THAT ALL THAT NONSENSE YOU WILL
DISMISS YOU PREFER THE EXQUISITE BROWNIES THEY
HAVE AT THE DULLES CLOSED AIRPORT NOT EVEN
REMEMBERING YOUR DESTINATION BECAUSE OF THE
SNOW YOU SEE STEWARDS FROM AMERICAN AIRWAYS
WHO ARE CRYING ABOUT MISSING PASSENGERS
EXPECTING THEIR STRESS MIGHT BE PARALYSING SOON
IT IS BECOMING A SERIOUS OBSTACLE EVEN UNDER
WHITE BLANKETS AT THE HOSPITAL WHICH IS ALWAYS
NEARBY IN CHICAGO THE HOMETOWN OF AL CAPONE AS
EXTRAVAGANT AS IT MIGHT BE AT FIRST SIGHT SINCE
THAT MEMORABLE MEMORIAL JOHN LENON
PERFORMANCE YOUR BEHAVIOUR HAS BECOME A DAILY
NIGHTMARE WHEN YOU WERE DUMPED AT THE END OF
THE SECOND ACT I REMEMBER THAT THEORETICALLY
YOU STILL HAD CHANCES TO OVERCOME TO BE HAPPY
AGAIN EVEN GOOD-LOOKING AFTER AESTHETIC
SURGERY WELL TANNED WHEN SAILING IN THE IONIAN
THE SEAWATER AS WELL AS THE FETA CHEESE TASTING
TOO SALTY WHEN AT NIGHT YOU ARE MOORING AT
SMALL ISLANDS ACCOMPANIED BY MARBLE
MISANTHROPICS IN HIGH GEAR YOU GET SCARED WHEN
THE NEXT DAY YOU ARRIVE AT THE ATHENS MERIDIEN
YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A CASTRATED SOPRANO
WHICH MAKES YOU LEAVE IMMEDIATELY TO RUN
WITHOUT UV-PROTECTION TO L'HOTEL D'ANGLETERRE
SIPPING ON THE HOT ROOF TERRACE A BOTTLE OF
AWFUL RETSINA WHEN YOUR BODYGUARDS START
LAUGHING BECAUSE THE 105° FAHRENHEIT MAKES YOU
LOSE ALL REASON YOUR SHANGRI-LA YOUR KARMA YOU
HAVE LOST IT ALL IN THIS 5 STAR HOTEL AS BEFORE YOU
THOUGHT YOU HAD FOUND IT ONE MORE TIME IN
AMSTERDAM SO MAYBE YOU DO NOT REMEMBER WHEN
YOU DROPPED YOUR TROUSERS DOWN AT PARADISO IT
WAS MADONNA WHO SAID YOU NEEDED LIPOSUCTION TO
HELP YOU CHANGE YOUR MISERABLE LIFE WE FIRST OF
ALL CUT HALF OF YOUR STOMACH THEN SCULPTURE
YOUR JAWS WE ALSO SHAPE YOUR NOSE TO BE SURE IT
WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER LOVER WHEN YOU LOOK IN
THE MIRROR AFTER ONLY ONE MONTH YOU WILL SEE
THAT ALSO YOUR CHEST HAS BEEN
SCHWARZENEGGERIZED YOU REALIZE THAT ADVANCED
LASER-SCIENCE THESE DAYS CAN DO ALMOST

EVERYTHING EVEN MAKE YOU FLY WITH HELICOPTERS
WITHOUT PETROL PLAY RAVEL ON A GERRY MULLIGAN
BARITON SAXOPHONE BUT MOST OF ALL AS FAR AS YOU
ALLOW ME TO INTERFERE WE DO ADVISE YOU TO
RETURN TO OUR CLINIC WHERE WE WISH YOU TO
COMPARE YOUR OLD PHOTOGRAPHS WITH HOW WE
COULD MAKE YOU LOOK TOMORROW WHETHER YOU
PREFER THE SMILE OF DENZEL WASHINGTON OR THE
ARROGANCE OF SEAN PENN YOU JUST NAME IT
ALTHOUGH I DARE SUGGEST THE TARZAN STYLING
WHICH I LIKE SO MUCH I THINK BECAUSE OF ITS HEALTHY
EXPRESSION YOU REMEMBER THE WAY HE SWIMS
CRAWL HIS HEART MUST BEAT SO DRAMATICALLY SINCE
I AM CONSCIENT ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE FROM THE
TIME I WAS RUNNING MARATHONS I KNOW IT SHAPED MY
MIND I REMAIN DEVOTED TO BECAUSE IN MY OPINION
LIFE IS SPORT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE IS ONE
BIG MARATHON A NEVER ENDING CONTEST WHETHER IT
MEANS USING YOUR TONGUE OR YOUR MUSCLES OR
YOUR BRAINS YOUR MAIN GOAL IS TO ACT STRONG IT IS
WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED AT THAT MAGIC CLINIC WITH
ONLY A HALF STOMACH LEFT YOU HAVE LOST YOUR
OVERWEIGHT BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CONVINCED YOU
STILL HAVE TO IMPROVE MORE THAN EVER ADVISING
YOU SHOULD INCREASE YOUR MINDPOWER THEN MORE
MUSCLES WILL FOLLOW AUTOMATICALLY WHEN YOU
START JOGGING BECAUSE YOU DO NO LONGER ACCEPT
TO HOARD LIKE A FROG YOU MUST BECOME AWARE
THAT THIS IS YOUR BATTLE AGAINST AN INTIMATE
MENOPAUSE SUPPORTING YOUR FIGHT AGAINST
FASCISM FOR WHICH PROFESSOR BARNARD EX GROOTE
SCHUUR ADVISES CALCIUM ZINC & MAGNESIUM WITH
LOTS OF MINERAL WATER YOUR COFFEE MIGHT BE
BANNED NOT TO FORGET AEROBIBS SINCE WAR HAS
ONLY BEGUN BEWARE OF AFRICAN EPIDEMIES AS EVERY
NIGHT ON TELE YOU CAN FOLLOW UP THE ARROGANCE
OF AIDS-DEATH A CREDIBILITY MAYBE ONLY A MILE
AWAY SO BETTER UNDERSTAND YOU CAN BE LUCKY BE
SMART BE HYPE NO LONGER DESPERATELY HOPING TO
SURVIVE BUT START DUMPING ALL OF THAT ERSATZ ON
OFFER AT THE SUPERMARKET PREPARED TO KILL ALL OF
THE ZOMBIES PUT TOGETHER IN A PHILIPPE STARCK
BATHROOM NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT YOUR FUTURE
HALLUCINATIONS ARE MADE BY HIS DESIGN YOU CARRY
IT WITH YOU AS A MINI MIND-BOMB SWIMMING IN PARIS
AT THE CORTES HOTEL WHERE YOU MEMORIZE THAT
ADEQUATE LIFESTYLE IS A DEMANDING ENTERPRISE
STARTING EARLY MORNING BY READING TEN PAGES OF
LUIS BUÑUEL'S CORRIDA SCRIPT A CONSTANT FRICTION
BETWEEN SENSE & NONSENSE SOL Y SOMBRA
DEFENDING YOU FROM FADING AWAY IN SNOBBISH
PROFANITY WITH CHANEL SUNGLASSES WALKING ALONG
THE RIVER SEINE WHERE THE BOUQUINISTES ARE
SELLING PLAYBOY YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO
OVERCOME THAT DEGENERATING PROFILE ASKING YOU
TRY TO DISCOVER YOUR NEW NOUGAT DE MONTELIMAR-
SELF CAUGHT IN A DIRECTOIRE-MIRROR BY A
PRODUCTIVE COMPANY LOCATED NEAR LE PONT
D'AVIGNON TO SOOTH THE EXTENSION OF FERNAND
LEGER'S MECHANICAL CHARACTER PURSUEING BICYCLE
RACERS FRAMED IN DISABLED OXYGEN UNDERSTANDING
YOUR CREDITS IN FRANCS FRANÇAIS ARE ENOUGH
GUARANTEE YOU COULD BECOME THE REBEL YOU
ALWAYS HAVE DREAMT TO BECOME ALREADY BURNING
YOUR LAST PARCELS OF NEGATIVE MYTHOLOGY NOW
ENLIGHTENED IN YOUR GRAND HOTEL JUNIOR SUITE
THAT THE ASHES OF YOUR FORMER SELF-DESTRUCTION
HAVE BEEN PUT ON AUCTION LABELLED AS THE PHOENIX

ASHES YOU HAD KEPT FOR YEARS IN YOUR CROCO-
WALLET INSTEAD OF THAT SEXY JPG PERFUME YOU
KEEP REFUSING BECAUSE IT REMINDS YOU OF THE MUSE
YOU LOST IN FLIGHT BUT STILL LIVING IN YOUR
UNDERWEAR YOU KNOW SHE DOES NOT ABANDON YOU
NOTWITHSTANDING YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON BY
HEART IN ONE FATAL MOMENT ACTING AS MAD YOUR
SPIRIT HAS TURNED DARING I EXPECT YOU TO SATISFY
YOUR DESIRE YOUR MORAL VALUES YOUR SELFMADE
STRUCTURES ADAPTED TO FAST THINKING FULLY
MOTIVATED BY YOUR MYTHOMANIC MOODS IT IS
OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE ERASED THE SUFFERING
BEHIND VENETIAN MASKS WHICH MADE YOU PERSONA
NON GRATA DROWNED IN OBSCENE CANALS SUPPORTED
BY INDUSTRIAL ABBISS A MIXTURE OF MESTRE-
DAMNATION & ACID RAIN WHICH HAS WASHED YOU AWAY
ELIMINATING WHAT WAS ALREADY ARITHMETICALLY
LOST AS A KIND OF ILLEGIBLE CERTIFICATE SIGNED BY
WILLIAM BLAKE MONSTERS WHO MAKE YOU PROCEED
BY INDICTMENT OPPRESSED BY INTOLERANCE I
UNDERSTAND YOU PREFER TO CANCEL SUCH LOANED
FAITH LOOKING TOO ARROGANT INDEBTING YOU WITH
HIGH INTERESTS IDENTIFYING OBSCURE SECRETS
REVEALED AT THE OSCARS YOU CONFESS DURING
MELANCHOLY CONVERSATIONS IN STALAG 114 YOU ARE
NOW DRINKING AWAY AT THE RITZ-CARLTON IN NAPLES-
FLORIDA WHERE THE COMPLEXES YOU IMPOSE ON
OTHER LOSERS ARE TO BE PAID CASH NO CHECKS NO
CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED TRANSFORMING YOU INTO THE
BILLIONAIRE YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU COULD
DOMINATE IN ECLECTIC SITUATIONS WHEN YOU FEEL
YOU CAN IMPOSE YOUR RADAR CONTROLLED IDEAS
YOUR SERBIAN CREDO CAN EASILY DESTROY THE
INCESTUOUS ANIMALS YOU CALL MONSEIGNEUR OR HIS
LORDSHIP PAID BY LABOUR IN THE NAME OF YOUR
DEVOTED QUEEN WHICH MAKES YOUR SISTER CRUMBLE
OF HATE WHEN SHE ORDERS YOU TO FALL APART INTO
SMALL RUBIS ON THE PAVEMENT OF THE MONTREUX
PALACE LEAVING BLOODSTAINS ON YOUR ARMANI SHIRT
CONSIDERING "TREASURE ISLAND" AS UNEFFICIENT
YOUR MALICE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION KNOWING
YOUR MALEVOLENT PERSONALITY DEMANDS YOU TO
SMASH THE DECORATIVE MORANO GLASSWARE AGAINST
THAT INVISIBLE WALL IN YOUR SECRET LODGE IN THE
HOTEL'S PARK WHERE YOU RECOVER BY DRINKING MILK
OF PREGNANT DINOSAUR THE JOY OF SEX AT THE
JUNGFRAU PAINTED BY RAFAELLO THE CANNED HEAT
YOU KEEP CIRCULATING IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR
ALWAYS AT HAND TO FRY JUICY PALERMO TOMATOES
YOU HAVE SLICED WITH A BUTCHER'S KNIFE INSTEAD OF
CUTTING YOUR THROAT YOU START DRIPPING FRESH
PINEAPPLE BLOOD MARINATED IN NITRITE I REMEMBER
YOU THREW IT INTO THE OPEN FIRE IT MUST HAVE BEEN
ON THE 1ST NOVEMBER WE WERE STAYING IN
SOPHISTICATED 17TH CENTURY HOTEL NEARBY LA
PLACE DES VOSGES WHERE NORMALLY MOCKERY
GUESTS REGISTER UNDER FANCY NAMES PRETENDING
TO BE DESCENDANTS OF VICTOR HUGO OR THE FORMER
DRUMMER OF DUKE ELLINGTON SMILING WHITE TEETH IN
BLACK LEATHER PRETENDING WITH HARLEM
CONVICTION YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE AWARE OF
POSSIBLE AGGRESSION NOT ONLY IN THE BRONX I
ADVISE YOU TO SIT ONLY IN CORNERS SO AT LEAST
YOUR BACK IS PROTECTED ALTHOUGH YOU KNOW THE
UNFORESEEN WILL ALWAYS APPEAR WHEN LEAST YOU
EXPECT IT MOST OFTEN EARLY MORNING STILL COVERED
UP BY THE BIRDS WHO START DAILY SINGING I GOT
IRRITATED BY RILKE WHEN HE FAXES ME DASS KEINER

DER HEUTE LEBENDEN KÜNSTLER DEM AUGUST RODIN
GLEICH IST I ONLY MANAGED TO CALM DOWN BY
DRINKING TWO CUPS OF GREEN TEA WITH
A SHOT OF BRANCA MENTA ALL THIS TO TELL YOU THAT
"HEUTE" IS A UTOPIA A WET DREAM WRITTEN ON 5TH
APRIL 1903 IN VIAREGGIO ALTHOUGH I CANNOT
REMEMBER WHETHER IT WAS ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON
OR A WEDNESDAY MORNING THAT ALBERT GIACOMETTI
SPOILED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF GRAPPA AMERICANA ON
THE MUSEUM FLOOR HIS DRUNKEN BEHAVIOUR NO
LONGER ABLE TO APPROACH MY FEMALE MOODS
ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE BEEN TAKING TOO MUCH OF
GINSENG I ALWAYS WISH TO RETURN TO A POST-
ORGASMIC STATE OF MY KIND OF ART INTERPRETING
NATURE AS IT COMES IN PERIODS OF DISCOVERY WHEN I
HEAR THAT THE BELL IS RINGING I INSTANTLY RUSH TO
THE DOOR TO WELCOME THE POSTMAN WHO DOES NOT
HAVE TO RING TWICE BUT LOOKS RIDICULOUS IN HIS
NEW BATTLE DRESS I TELL HIM HE NO LONGER
EXPRESSES THAT MAGIC HALLOWEEN LOOK HE ALWAYS
REPRESENTED FOR ME SINGING GOSPEL IN MIAMI IN THE
DECO DISTRICT WHICH SHOT VERSACE LIKED SO MUCH
DESIGNING TONS OF GLITTER NOT MADE FOR MY TASTE
FOR WHICH I DO NOT HAVE TO APOLOGIZE AS ALL
FURTHER KNOWLEDGE COMES WITH PAIN WE KNOW
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY BUT THE FINAL RESULT CAN BE
UTMOST REWARDING NOT BEING A YO-YO BUT
REMAINING A VULNERABLE PERSON MORE THAN EVER IN
THE NEXT FUTURE TO DISCOVER THAT I DID NOT NEED A
MAJOR IQ TO UNDERSTAND WHAT GOETHE IS LOOKING
FOR WHEN HE DECLARES AT THE HILTON PRESS
CONFERENCE HE WANTS TO DIVORCE FROM SCHILLER IN
RENO I UNDERSTAND HE IS ONLY CONSIDERING TRASH-
SEX AS AN INTELLECTUAL ACT WE MIGHT IGNORE
INSTEAD OF STARTING ANOTHER USELESS DEBATE WE
BETTER COULD ENJOY OUR HYPNOTIZING PERSONALITY
KNOWING MY HEART WOULD BE BLEEDING IF GOETHE OF
SCHILLER WOULD HAVE TO LIVE AS VIRGINS ONLY
MASTURBATING WITH EMPTY SODA BOTTLES I DECIDE TO
FAX THEM "FLY TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS" WHERE AT
LEAST YOU CAN REALIZE YOUR FANTASIES HAVE SEX
WITH THE MOST EXOTIC FRUIT BE ANGELIC OR DEVILISH
TO EACH OTHER AS THE DIFFERENCE IS ONLY WHAT YOU
EXPECT TO UNDERSTAND OF WHAT YOUR PARTNER
WANTS YOU TO IMAGINE SO IN ANY CASE DO NOT ACT
PATHETICALLY ABANDON ALL MORNING NEWSPAPERS
KNOWING THAT WHAT MACHIAVELLI HAS BEEN PRINTING
FOR THE LAST FIFTY YEARS IS ONLY THE BLOODY
RESULT OF EXTENDING MASSACRES TO KEEP THE RED
CROSS RUNNING FROM ABSURD OVERDOSES TO
SILICONE TITS SO EASY TO TRIPLE IN VOLUME AS WELL
AS YOUR EFFIGY YOU KEEP CALCULATING ON WHITE
SANDY BEACHES DRINKING FRUIT PUNCH WITHOUT
SKYHIGH HOTELS IN SIGHT NO YACHT CLUB NOR GOLF
COURSE NEARBY ONLY LOTS OF SENSUAL FISH TO
MATCH THE COLOURFUL BIRDS CONVINCING YOU TO
REMAIN SINGLE UNTIL YOU DIE IN DOUBLE BEDROOMS
WITH YOUR CHOICE OF CRAZY PEOPLE WHO ARE
BEGGING YOU TO COME BACK THANKS TO YOUR
MARGINAL POSSIBILITIES THEY KNOW YOU CAN
REINCARNATE USING THE BEST OF FANTASTIC TRICKS
SHOWN BY DAVID COPPERFIELD WHICH OF COURSE WILL
COST YOU A LOT OF MONEY BUT STILL LESS THAN WHEN
YOUR FACTORY SHOULD GET BOMBED BY A NATO SCUD
ATTACK IT IS THE C.I.A. THAT ADVISES YOU BETTER
LEAVE THE BARBARIANS NOW TRAINING IN LYBIA WITH
THE CLONED ARMY OF DJENGIS KAHN AGAIN MOTIVATED
BY RUSSIAN VAMPIRES REHEARSING AT THE BOLSHOI

LOVING YOUR BLOOD COLD AS GASPACHO OR WARM AS
SIROCCO ALSO READY TO SUCK YOUR MONEY TO
FINANCE GENETICAL ATROCITIES PREPARING MORE
POLITICAL GENOCIDES IN FOURTH WORLD REPUBLICS
WITH FLEXIBLE BORDERS EASY TO EXPATRIATE THE
SLAVES PAID WITH CIGARETTES OR SNEAKERS IT SEEMS
ALL CLEAR THERE IS NO REAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THE TSAR ROMANOFF OR AN ALBINO PUTIN ONLY THE
NAMES OF THE OPPONENTS HAVE TO BE CHANGED
CONSTANTLY WITH NO MORE DISSIDENTS LEFT IN KIEV
NEITHER VOLUNTEERS IN SEBASTOPOL YOU HAVE TO BE
PATIENT FOR THE NEXT MONTHS BEFORE YOU MIGHT
ESCAPE OUT OF THE NOVELS OF SOLZJENITSYN IN
WHICH YOU HAVE READ THAT MOST OF HIS CHARACTERS
ARE BEATEN DEAF MANY DO STUTTER BECAUSE THEIR
TONGUE CUT MANY ARE BLIND BECAUSE OF AMMONIAC
BUT STILL PROUD TO BE LISTED ON TOP OF CRIMINAL
RECORDS ESTABLISHED BY THE KGB COLLECTING THEIR
MOST AMBIVALENT BOMBS THE CHECHENIANS WILL USE
TO BEWARE OF RUSSIAN MENACE AS SAYS THE JUDGE
OF THE SUPREME COURT WHO IS READY TO COMPARE
THIS POSSIBLE DISASTER WITH THE GREATEST BOXING
CLASSICS OF ALL TIMES WHEN SUGAR RAY ROBINSON
WAS BOMBING JACK LAMOTTA'S FACE LOOKING LIKE A
STAGGERING WRECK IN THE HEAT OF MADISON SQUARE
GARDEN ONLY TO BE RESCUED BY AN UNDERSTANDING
REFEREE ALTHOUGH NOTHING IS COMPARABLE TO
MUHAMMAD ALI WHILE HE WAS YELLING AT GEORGE
FOREMAN "HIT ME HARDER SUCKER OR I'M GONNA KILL
YOU" SO FINALLY THIS IS WHAT HE DID IN ROUND 8 USING
A BATTLEFIELD OF INSANITY TO DESTROY THAT BRAVE
GEORGE FOREMAN WHO WAS SENT BACK TO THE
CENTRE OF THE JUNGLE EVERYBODY GOT MAD IN
MOBUTU'S KINSHASA IN THE ALCOVES OF THE
WILDERNESS EXPRESSED IN PAGAN DRUNKENNESS ALL
THE HOSPITALS WITHOUT MEDECINE WITH CRYING
DOCTORS IN CRISIS UNABLE TO COUNT THE NUMBER OF
LOST ARMS THE CHOPPED LEGS THE BLOODY MACHETES
CUTTING OFF THE HEADS OF THE SUPPOSED ENEMIES
OPPOSING WILD CLANS AGAINST DRUNKEN TRIBES WITH
MASKED WARRIORS SHOOTING THE WITCH DOCTOR THE
CRUMBLE OF SCREAMING BODIES BUTCHERED AS
CATTLE TRAPPED IN BLACK BLOOD A REVIVAL OF THE
UNTAMED SLAVERY OF STAINED COLONIAL HATE A
SADISTIC BOMBARDMENT ENDORSED BY MYTHICAL
DANCERS CLIMBING IN MAHOGANY TREES EXPANDING
THE MESSAGE OF HATE AGAINST BELGIUM ON HYSTERIC
DRUMS THE CLAWS OF LIONS PUMAS LEOPARDS
BEWILDERED BY EXTRAVAGANT TAM-TAM CRUCIFYING
THE LAST POST OF BELGO-SADOS WITH KING'S
COLONIALISM LYNCHED ALL OF THE CONTRARY OF
POMMES FRITES THE EXORCISTIC MAXIMUM OF
HYPOCRITIC VIRGINITY SERVED WITH MAYONAISE
COMPARABLE TO THE INEXTINGUISHABLE
DISPLACEMENT IN FLAUBERT'S MADAME BOVARY A
RIDICULOUS DISLOCATION OF DESIRE TRANSFORMING
THE HOLY MOTHER IN A BLACK PANTHER WORKING FOR
THE NOTORIOUS MISTER X WHO WILL FINANCE YOUR
STUDIES AT LEIDEN UNIVERSITY YOU HAVE TO BECOME
CLEVER YOU ARE INVITED TO LEAVE BEHIND THE
DISASTROUS STORIES CONCERNING THE REMAININGS OF
MUHAMMAD ALI STILL UPROOTED IN HIS PINK
HOLLYWOOD BED THE IMPRINT OF PARKINSON'S RAVAGE
ON HIS CRUMPLED FACE SINCE LONG DISCONNECTED BY
OTHER KING'S HATE OR WAS IT THE QUEEN'S RAPE HE
KEEPS FEELING IN HIS WATERBED FAT AS A PUNCHING
BALL NOT ABLE TO MAKE USE OF HIS MONEY HIS
MUSCLES GONE THE KIND OF LIQUIDATION YOU SEE ON

TELEVISION ON A 24 HOURS' BASIS THE B-PICTURES
MORALISING ABOUT YOUR SOAP BEHAVIOUR OF HOW TO
BE SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR MISERABILITY WHEN IN PRISON
YOU GET PENETRATED WITHOUT VASELINE YOUR
APOLLONIAN IDEAL OF INCEST ALL THEORIES BETWEEN
ROYALTY REMAINS GUARANTEED BY THE POOR
TAXPAYER OBLIGED TO INCREASE HIS INCOME A
SODOMISED HUSTLER YOU HAVE BECOME WITHOUT A
DECENT JOB NO ZEAL NO GUTS NOT EVEN ANY SPECIAL
ABILITY YOU MIGHT THINK OF OR A GUN TO SHAPE YOUR
OUTCOME YOU ARE READY TO BELIEVE YOUR OWN LIES
MAKING YOU BUNNY-ANXIOUS FROM HERE UNTIL BEHIND
BARS ACCENTUATED BY FREQUENT NIGHTMARES YOU
ARE EVEN EATING BLACK SPIDERS THINKING THAT
BRUCE WILLIS IS CUTTING YOUR BALLS OFF BUT NOW
YOU PANIC WHICH LABELS YOU AS INSANE YOU HAVE
LOST THE FINAL BATTLE WHICH YOU NEVER FOUGHT OF
COURSE A BORN LOSER YOU WILL DIE WITHOUT ANY
VALUE OR BE IT THAT EXPENSIVE WASTE SPENT ON
HEALTH CARE YOU ARE AN INSULT SUPPORTED BY
PUBLIC WELFARE SO SHAME ON YOU SUCH STUPID
ARROGANCE NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO PRETEND YOU
WERE A CLAMMY MISTAKE OF A DUMPED SPECIMEN
SWEATING WITHOUT A DECENT BATHROOM TO REFRESH
SCORCHING IN A STINKING JAIL VIOLATED BY AN AIDS-
FUCKING CELLMATE YOU KNOW YOU ARE GARBAGE IN
THE DARKNESS OF YOUR OWN PROOF OF IMPOTENCE
WITH DESTRUCTION FULLY COMPARABLE TO YOUR
ROTTING FLESH YOUR CELL THE PERFECT LOCATION TO
STOCK SECTARIAN ABCESSES THE AUTISTIC SEMEN OF
BRITISH HOOLIGANS SMASHED INTO YOUR SECOND-
HAND FACE ALL OF YOUR SICKNESS A RIDICULOUS PRINT
OF "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" I HAVE DECIDED YOUR ONLY
AWARD IS TO DIE IN THE GAS CHAMBER CONDUCTED BY
WARDERS WEARING BRAND-NEW SWASTIKAS AS
ACTORS PLAYING IN RICHARD WAGNER'S RECENT OPERA
CALLED "DELIRIUM" CONSIDERED BY THE UNDERPAID
CRITICS AS "THE WORST JOKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE"
BUT DRINKING EXTENSIVELY AT THE PREMIÈRE'S
ELEGANT RECEPTION WHERE THE WINE IS MONTRACHET
1969 SMILING AS RIPE SUN IN MY CRYSTAL GLASS EASY
TO ENJOY WITH TOAST AU FOIE GRAS OR SOME THIN
SLICES OF SMOKED SALMON FOLLOWED BY BERNER
OBERLAND RÖSTI OR TAPAS CON CALAMARES ALSO
GREEK FETA WITH BULGARIAN SLIVOVITCH IS SERVED
WITH UNE TRANCHE DE ROQUEFORT PAPILLON SUR UN
LIT DE CHICORÉE DE MALINES YOU SEE YOU ONLY HAVE
TO NAME IT WE HAVE IT BUT OF COURSE YOU CANNOT
EAT IT AS ALL YOU EVER GOT IN YOUR MENTAL PRISON
IS PROOF OF DEMOCRATIC ABUSE A MASQUERADE OF
GOTHIC VAMPIRISM INVENTED IN KAFKA-CASTLES
FANATIZED BY DEAD MEAT ALL OF TRENDY HORROR
SERVED AT FAST-FOOD RESTOS PREPARED ALL OVER
THE WORLD BY THE ELITE OF THE HUMAN GENOME A
PROJECT WITH ROMAN SLAVES DRESSED BY TOM FORD
WITH MODELS STARTING AT ONLY FOURTEEN TO
BECOME IMPRESSED BY THE SUICIDAL MIND OF ANNA
KARENINA WHO MUST HAVE BEEN CONVINCED THAT
GAGARIN'S LIE DETECTOR MUST EXPLODE A DETAIL
ALREADY ASTERISKED IN "THE TIME MACHINE" EJECTED
BY H.G. WELLS SINCE NOBODY NEVER HAS BEEN
TALKING ABOUT HIS RHETORICAL PERVERSITIES AFTER
ALL AS INNOCENT AS AN ASTHMATIC CAT ON A HOT TIN
ROOF WITH ASTRAL FANTASIES A DISCRETE REPERTOIRE
NO CHARLATAN CAN EVER ACCEPT WE UNDERSTAND IT
MUST HAVE BEEN HIS PARENTS' FAULT HE GREW UP AS A
MARGINAL PROTOTYPE FULL OF MOBILE SURPRISES
COMPARABLE TO THE STRANGE CASE OF OSCAR

WILDE'S FATHER'S WHOSE DISCOUNT-SEMEN MADE HIM
SWIM IN A SORT OF CRAWLING ABSURDITY A BLUNDER
OF CLONING PROFESSORS RESPONSIBLE FOR A COPY OF
RASPUTIN BACK AT THE KREMLIN DECIDING ABOUT THE
NEW BOLSHEVIK LINE OF HOW VAGINA & PHALLUS MAY
PEE OR PEEP IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM GIVING BIRTH TO
SUCH ABSURDITIES AS IT IS ALREADY KNOWN IN THE
MOSCOW SUBWAY THAT MOST OF THESE RUSSIAN
MONSTERS HAVE BEEN CONCEIVED BETWEEN BROTHERS
& SISTERS IGNORING THE ANOMALIES OF THEIR
GENITALS WHICH HAS BEEN EXPLAINED ALREADY IN THE
18TH CENTURY BY A CERTAIN WILLIAM BLAKE WHOSE
MANUSCRIPTS HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED ON A MISTY
LONDON EVENING IN EXACT SHERLOCK HOLMES STYLE
WE HAVE LEARNED IN THE DIARIES OF DR WATSON THAT
IN THE END EVERY CRIME AUTHOR HAS TO ADMIT HE
IS A CHARLATAN REPEATEDLY OBSESSIVE IN THE
CONSTRUCTION OF YOUR COMPLICATED CHARACTER
ONLY ACCENTUATING LUST OR DESIRE TO TRANSFORM
YOU PHYSICALLY EXPOSE YOUR EXCITEMENT NEVER
AGAIN TO BE SEEN SAD OR WORRYSOME TALKING
EXTREMELY OBSESSIVELY UTMOST NARCISTIC USING
MIRRORS INSTEAD OF WATER PLAYING ONLY FOR YOUNG
AUDIENCES AN UNKNOWN MOZART CONCERTO IN G
MAJOR MIXED WITH SAMPLES OF THE BEST OF WHITNEY
HOUSTON I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TASTE BUT THIS IS
ONLY BECAUSE OF MY AIMING FOR PERFECTION WHICH
IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU MIGHT IMAGINE
I THINK OF IT AS A DARING CHALLENGE TO TRANSFER
YOUR DULL LIFE IN A CONSTANT METAMORPHOSIS WITH
FREQUENT FOUR HOURS' VIAGRA ERECTIONS I WILL
PHONE YOU NEXT WEEK THEN WE SHALL SEE AFTER
SPRAYING AN UNCONDITIONED DOSE OF INK ON THIS
SURFACE ALTHOUGH YOU NEVER READ YOU WILL SEE
MY DEAREST SKIN ONLY SMELLS LAVENDER SOAP
PRODUCING ALL OF THE CONTRARY OF AN
INCONVENIENT REALM I SEE CARVED IN OUR DAILY
PRESS OF COURSE STILL MEDIOCRE PUBLISHING FACTS I
HAVE TO CONTEST BECAUSE I CAN ONLY BE
SPONTANEOUS I ADMIT I OFTEN CANNOT CONTROL MY
IDEAS COMPOSED BY MY TYPEWRITING HANDS IN
COORDINATION WITH MY VISITING MIND NOT EVEN
EXPECTING ANY RESPONSE I BUY A TICKET TO VISIT MY
SHYNESS IN REYKJAVIK SAUNAS WHERE AT A PARTY
HEATED BY 100° CELSIUS I ORDER NERO TO STOP HIS
BURNING DOWN OF ROME I THINK OF AS THE SAME KIND
OF CRAZYNESS I DISCOVER IN SCHIZOPHRENIC FRENCH
CARTOONS FOCUSING ON CREAMY NIVEA SOAP TO PUT
IN YOUR ANUS I PERSONALLY FIND A PARANOIAC IDEA
ADORED BY SATURDAY NIGHT LOVERS AT THE PARIS
CLUB "LE PACHA" SITTING NEXT TO VENICE BEACH-
BODYBUILDERS COMPARING THEIR PAMELA TYPE
BREASTS DRINKING ONLY PLATONIC HYSTERIA READY
TO MARRY EVEN CATHOLIC CASTRATION IF THE BANK
ACCOUNT SEEMS OKAY WHICH MAKES ME
CONCENTRATE ON HOW IT COULD BE DONE I MEAN HOW
THE FUSION BETWEEN THE SEXES COULD BE ARRANGED
ONLY BY THE USE OF PILLS IT IS MY ACTUAL QUESTION I
CAN DISCUSS ONLY WITH SELECTED FRIENDS WE MEET
IN THE UNDERWORLD OF HOMERUS A MIXTURE OF
ADVANCED BEINGS OF MANY DIFFERENT SEXES LOVING
ESPECIALLY THE MAGIC OF IMPROVISATION WHICH
MAKES US FERTILIZE OUR OBSCENE IDEAS ABOUT
ROMAN FANTASIES UNDERSTOOD BY MYTHOLOGIC
VOICES WE PICTURE AFRICAN APOLLOS KISSING INDIAN
APHRODITES ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT NAMES WHO
KEEP CHASING ME IN MY VIRTUAL WORLD WHICH IS LOVE
OR PAIN A CONSTRUCTION NO LONGER BEARABLE OUR

WISHES PUNISHED BY PAPARAZZO-MENSTRUATION I
REALIZE MY ENGLISH IS HOOKED BY WEIRD OBJECTS
SUCH AS PENCILS INK ASPIRINES NATAL E-MAIL & FAXES
EVEN MARBLE BRICKS OF CARARA-FERTILITY WITHOUT
RESPONSE FROM MARRAKESH ON MY VOICE MAIL TO
ORDER JASMIN AT DJEMAA EL-FNA I SHALL HAVE TO
SMASH THE REUNION OF THE DEATH AGAINST THE
REMAININGS OF THE BERLIN WALL MY COLLECTION OF
PICASSOS CONSUMED IN CORRIDA-DRAWINGS BUYING
DIOXIN EGGS TO SPLASH AGAINST THE ARROGANT
MASKS OF MY VICTORIAN TEACHERS IN DISMANTLED
SCHOOLS IN FORGOTTEN TIMES WHEN SEXUALITY STILL
WAS ORDERED BY LAW CONSIDERED TO BE AS DIRTY
ONLY SPEAKING FOR MYSELF I WAS ALREADY
PUBLISHING ON A WORLDWIDE SCALE WHAT EVEN
TODAY CIVILISED GANGSTERS DARE CALL
PORNOGRAPHY IN MY SPARE TIME I WAS BUYING BIRDS
FROM BRANCUSI WHICH TAUGHT ME HOW I COULD FLY
AWAY FROM MY WRITING TABLE TRYING OTHER TASTES
OF DIFFERENT ADVENTURE ALSO FIGHTING AS AN
UNPAID MERCENARY IN FLEMISH & BELGIAN TRIBAL
WARS WHEN CULTURE WAS REPLACED BY IMPORT OF
AMMUNITION INSTEAD OF EDUCATION A DELIGHT FOR
ACADEMIC PAINTERS PRAYING TO BE THE WINNER OF
THE PRICE OF ROME AWARDING CRUCIFIED RITUALS
WITH MOST DUBIOUS IDEAS ABOUT WHAT ART &
RELIGION HAVE TO BE ALTHOUGH I DO NOT KNOW THE
ANSWER ALL I DO IS RESPECT THE BOOMING OF
CREATION ASKING YOU TO CANCEL ALL OF YOUR
MONOTONOUS ROUTINE IN DUSTY MUSEUMS BOMBED BY
ROOSEVELT OR WAS IT HITLER RECONSTRUCTED BY
CHURCHILL OR WAS IT POL POT'S SISTER WHO LOVES
DANCING DISCO WE ARE ONCE MORE COMPROMISED
WHEN WE ACCEPT A SAD FUTURE FOR BURMA WE
SACRIFICE THE BALKAN COUNTRIES FORGETTING THE
PLENTY OF CAMBODIAS THE COUNTLESS NUMBER OF
ZAIRES OR CALL IT CONGOS NEVER HELPING THE HUTUS
OR THE TUTSIS AS WE CAN NOT IMAGINE SUCH
SITUATIONS OF HATE INSTEAD OF SENDING UMBRELLAS
TO NIGERIA SUNGLASSES TO THE VIETNAMESE WE
ASSUME THAT THE CHINESE WILL SURVIVE WITH RICE
YOU HAVE TO BE AWARE THAT TRUTH HAS NO SENSE
FOR OVERPAID POLITICIANS WHO KEEP TALKING SMILING
SHAKING HANDS ONCE IN A WHILE ACTING
RIDICULOUSLY AT ONE OF BOB GELDOF'S CHARISMATIC
ROCK CONCERTS SELLING CHARITY AS PUBLIC
RELATIONS MAKING YOU HAPPY ALL FREE WITH THE SINS
OF WESTERN EXTERMINATORS IDENTIFIED AS VIP
ANNOUNCING ANOTHER CONFLICT TO SELL MORE
WEAPONS TO THE POOR OFFERING MORE CREDIT TO
KEEP OUR INDUSTRIES GOING STIMULATING MORE WAR
WHICH MEANS MORE EMPLOYMENT THE MOST VICIOUS
WAY TO DEFEND DEMOCRACY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
EATING PIZZA WITH SALSA PICANTE JUSTIFYING YOUR
MOST CRUEL INSIGHT COVERED-UP BY YOUR DIOXINIZING
GOVERNMENTS IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD UND
GOTT MIT UNS PER L'AMORE DI DIO IN GOD WE TRUST AS
PRINTED ON EVERY GREENBACK RESPECTED ALL OVER
THE WORLD WHEN YOU FORGET YOU ARE SURROUNDED
BY AN UNBOLT TREAT OF NUCLEAR CATASTROPHY
CONTESTED BY THE YES-MEN OF THE NATO CLUB
ORGANISING LOBBIES FOR FUTURE FRANKENSTEINS AT
THE WALDORF-ASTORIA DANCING WITH FAKE PILGRIMS
YOU WILL ELECT INSTEAD OF COOKING YOUR
COUNTERFEITED MONEY IN YOUR COMPUTERIZED
KITCHEN ASKING YOUR MOTHER WHETHER SHE
REALIZES THE PAIN WE DESERVE WHETHER SHE
UNDERSTANDS WE ARE THE BASTARDS WE WANT TO

DOOM READING CONFUCIUS IN ENGLISH WHO TELLS ME I
BETTER MIGHT RETURN TO GARDENING BECOME
ANONYMUS AGAIN DRINK MORE WATER SO FINALLY I
COULD ABANDON MY COMPLICATED LIFESTYLE
ACCENTUATE MORE RELAXATION SWIMMING IN
TURQUOISE WATERS GO BACK TO SCHOOL AVOIDING
CHOLESTEROL TRYING TO BECOME A DECENT PERSON
UNDERSTANDING IT IS MY CIVIL DUTY TO SHOOT THE
HYSTERIC JACKERS THE HUSTLERS THE WEIRDOS
INTRODUCED ON TELEVISION MISLEADING OUR GLOBAL
BEHAVIOUR ACCENTUATING THE RELATIVITY IN
EINSTEIN'S THEORY WHICH BECOMES MINIMALISTIC IN
ARMANI'S UNISEX HIS NEW PERFUME CONSIDERED BY
HUNTING EXPERTS AS THE ULTIMATE TRAGEDY
PRETENDING IT CONTAINS INTOXICATED INGREDIENTS OF
POSTMODERN EMPTINESS SEEN AS A GENETIC
CONTRADICTION BETWEEN HOMO & HETERO
PREFERENCES WITH TECHNICAL COMPLICATIONS FAR
OVER THE EDGE OF NORMAL NEEDS CONCERNING
SEXUALITY WE APPLLY PROCREATION ONLY DESIGNING
DESTRUCTIVE REVENGE IN THE OSSERVATORE ROMANO
BY WHICH THE MISTAKEN TYPE OF PLEASURE IS DAMNED
WE SEEM TO BE FAMILIAR WITH THIS KIND OF
VENGEANCE I HAVE BEEN BROUGHT UP WITH HIT BY
RIDICULOUS MEDIOCRITY DICTATING ME THEORIES
FORBIDDING ME TO MASTURBATE ESPECIALLY IN
ANTWERP WHERE THE NUNS TELL ME IT COULD DISFORM
MY SPINE MAKE ME BURN IN HELL BY THE WAY I WAS
EXPLORING MY PENIS I WAS FORCED TO CONFESS TO
EMBITTERED PRIESTS IN GOTHIC CHURCHES IMPOSING
ME DOGMAS I HAD TO LEARN BY HEART OF HOW I COULD
IMPROVE MY COMPLEXES WHICH MADE ME BECOME
EVEN MORE DEPRESSIVE THINKING IN THE BEGINNING I
COULD BETTER SHOOT MYSELF WITH ALL THAT
NONSENSE I WAS BROUGHT UP WITH ALL OF THE
CONTRARY OF GUYS LIKE GARY KASPAROV WHO KEEPS
PLAYING CHESS WITH HAMMERS & SICKELS MAKING A
FORTUNE ON THE INTERNET RESPONDING TO YOUR
CLEVER MOVES ALTHOUGH THE PRESIDENT OF LA
BARÇA SAYS HIS NERVES COULD USE SOME RELAXATION
BUT SINCE HE IS AFRAID OF NEEDLES IT IS OBVIOUS
THAT THE BENEFITS OF ACUPUNTURE ARE NOT SPENT
ON HIS MASTERBRAIN HE COULD BETTER CONCENTRATE
ON READING LAOTSE SHIFTING YOUR POOR AWARENESS
INTO MULTIDIMENSIONS SOLVING YOUR LIVER PROBLEMS
TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY EVEN WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING
POKER WITHOUT USING A CONDOM WHICH IS A
WONDERING SITUATION IN THAT HYPOTHETICAL BED WE
HAVE TO BE AWARE OF OUR CONTRASTS CHOSEN BY
NATURE HELPING TO BUILD ALL SORTS OF SEXES NOT
EXPLAINING US WHETHER THE MONA LISA WAS A WOMAN
LIVED AS A MAN THOUGHT AS A ZEBRA ALL OF AN
ARTISTIC COMPROMISE CONTESTING OUR IMAGINATION
ABOUT LEONARDO'S PHANTASMS AT STAKE AT THE
LOUVRE WHERE SUDDENLY I FEEL OVERWHELMED BY
THE ARTISTS LIBIDAL ENERGY EXPRESSED IN PAINTED
YEN WE ARE COMPETING WITH IN FAST CARS INSTEAD OF
FAST FOOD WHEN I AM SIPPING FINO TIO PEPE IN JEREZ
DE LA FRONTERA WHERE I HEAR THE MAYOR SAY THAT
THE THREE HUNDRED RICHEST PEOPLE ON EARTH
POSSESS MORE MONEY THAN THE THREE BILLION
POOREST ONES WHICH IS AN OUTRAGEOUS STATEMENT
OF OBSCENITY ABOUT OUR NOT CONTROLLING THE
DANGER OF WESTERN WORLD'S ABSURD ECONOMICAL
WEALTH IN CONTINUOUS COMPETITION WITH THE
EASTERN HEMISPHERE I READ ABOUT IN THE FINANCIAL
TIMES AFTER SLEEPING TIGHT I RECEIVE MY PINEAPPLE
JUICE SITTING IN POLE POSITION NEXT TO THE SWIMMING

POOL IN THE COMPANY OF CINCINNATI'S BASKETBALL
TEAM ALL PLAYERS MEASURING MORE THAN 7 FEET
WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN POOR KARL MARX WHO IS
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EURO CAUSING DISASTROUS
FINANCIAL PROBLEMS OR SHOULD I ONLY MENTION IT IS
MAO WHO TRUSTED NIETZSCHE WHEN HE SAID THAT
ZARATOUSTRA BELIEVES HIS CREATOR IS DEAD WHAT
YOU DO NOT KNOW I DID NOT KNOW BECAUSE I GOT
AWAKE ONLY FIVE MINUTES AGO BECAUSE OF WRITING
MORE THAN EVER NOW DRINKING HOT CAPPUCCINO
WHICH DOES NOT EXPLAIN BERGSON'S THEORY SHOULD
NOT BE ABLE TO LOVE BECAUSE HE PRETENDS I AM AN
EGOTRIPPER USING MACHO-TURBOS MATCHING
FEMININE ELEGANCE ATTACHED TO PLATO'S GENITALIA
WEARING SUITS FROM COMME DES GARÇONS ALSO
WHILE I FILM SOCRATES' CAR CRASH AT MONZA MY IDEA
TO MEMORIZE AYRTON SENNA'S FINAL FATAL ACT NO
LONGER CRITICIZING NICKY LAUDA DRINKING
BENZEDRINE WHICH BROUGHT HIM TO HONOLULU NO
LONGER AS AN AUSTRIAN DOWNHILL SKIER BUT
ATTACHED TO A COCONUT TREE WITH A STAINLESS
STEEL LASSO A GIFT FROM ELVIS PRESLEY FOREVER
ADORED AS PARANOIAC IN MEMPHIS BUT STILL HIS
PHONE IS TAPPED BY THE C.I.A. BECAUSE OF HIS
SUPPOSED KREMLIN CONNECTIONS SENDING 4 BILLION
YELTSIN-DOLLARS TO THE LAUNDRY DEPARTMENT AT
THE PENTHOUSE OF MILANESE BANKERS IN NEW YORK
CITY WHO WILL SEND YOUR LINGERIE AFTER MIDNIGHT
AT THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM WHERE LATE SUPPER IS
MOST PLEASANT ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOVE TO BE AN
EXHIBO SEEN BY THE BEAU MONDE SITTING NEXT TO AN
UNKNOWN HAITIAN DANCER MATCHING
IN FRONT OF YOU A PERSIAN PRINCESS WHO DOES ALL
THE TALKING BUT AS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
MACUMBO NOR PERSIAN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH OF
ABSOLUT VODKA IN COMBINATION WITH BELUGA CAVIAR
WHICH YOU CANNOT ANALYSE SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS QUICKLY APOLOGIZE HURRY TO THE REST ROOM CALL
ZÜRICH'S HAUPTBAHNHOF TO INFORM THE POLIZEI YOUR
SILVER POWDER CASE HAS BEEN STOLEN WHICH IS A
JEWEL ENGRAVED WITH A TCHEKOV POEM FORMERLY
OWNED BY DIAGHILEV YOU THINK IT MUST HAVE
HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE EATING YOUR BLINIS
WHICH IS ALSO WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAYS AT THIS TIME
OF THE NIGHT WHEN ALL ANTIQUE SHOPS ARE CLOSED
YOU STILL ARE CONVINCED YOU ARE UNIQUE AS YOUR
FATHER SAYS NODODY COMPARES TO YOUR CHARISMA
SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE YOU ASK FOR YOUR
MINK COAT BETTER LOOK TECHNICAL-ARROGANT THEN
LEAVE AS FAST AS YOU CAN GO RUN BACK TO YOUR
HOTEL STAY PUT FOR THE FOLLOWING FIVE DAYS NOT
EVEN SHOWING YOUR FINGERPRINTS NO VISITS NO
GIFTSHOPS OR MANICURE PERMITTED ONLY WHEN
HUNGRY YOU CALL ROOM SERVICE OR SEND A FAX TO
MOLLY BLOOM WHO HAS BEEN RUNNING AN ESCORT
SERVICE IN PRINCE STREET FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF
YEARS SUPPORTED BY THE SAMUEL BECKETT ESTATE'S
MONEY EXPLAINING TO YOU SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO
HELP YOU REALIZE YOUR PERSONAL ODYSSEUS USING A
TOTALLY DIFFERENT EAU DE TOILETTE THAN THE ONE
STEPHEN DEDALUS BOUGHT YESTERDAY AT
BLOOMINGDALE'S SMELLING AS ROTTEN STILTON OF
COURSE REVEALING HIS IRISH ABILITY TO OVERDO HIS
ETA-ACT HIS VOICE STILL POLISHED BY DRIFTING
MYSTERIES A HERITAGE FROM TRIËSTE WHICH DOES NOT
GUARANTEE HE WANTS YOU TO STAY FOR A WHILE AT
HIS HOME IN DUBLIN SO FAMOUS FOR GUINNESS ON
DRAFT WHICH MIGHT BE OF HELP DURING LONELY

NIGHTS YOU START UNDERSTANDING THAT IRELAND IS
NOT SOUTH AFRICA YOU REALIZE THAT YOU NEVER
KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN IN SUCH A RAINY CLIMATE BY
WHICH FACT I DARE ADVISE YOU BEWARE OF BLACK
UMBRELLAS WHICH CAN BE USED AS GUNS OR
CONSPICIOUS ENVELOPES YOU FIND IN YOUR MAIL
MAYBE FILLED WITH ANTRAX SO FOR SURE YOU BETTER
RETURN TO NORTH AMERICA WHEN I READ THAT HERALD
TRIBUNE STATISTICS PRETEND THAT FIFTY PERCENT OF
THE US POPULATION TALKS TO GOD ESPECIALLY WHILE
DOING BUSINESS ON NASDAQ SINCE EVERYBODY IS
INSPIRED BY THE MAJESTIC SUCCESS OF SILICON
VALLEY WHERE SMART CALTECH LAUREATES ARE
EARNING MERIT OF RESPECT PLUS BIG MONEY TO TEACH
YOU HOW TO EXPAND YOUR VISION BEFORE YOU HAVE
ABANDONED YOUR ENERGY TO SEDUCE THE MEMORY OF
MARLENE DIETRICH ONLY HER MYSTICISM BECOMES AN
ADEQUATE PART OF YOUR SPECIFIC QUALITY FULL OF
OBSERVATION IN CONTROL OF CHARLES GARBAGE'S
WAY OF THINKING AS IF ARISTOTELES WERE STILL
AROUND YOU MIGHT CHECK WITH CRICK & WATSON
LIVING NEXT DOOR BUT NEVER RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR
PERVERT IDEAS WHICH MAKES YOU LOOK PSEUDO-
RELIGIOUS A SORT OF EXCOMMUNICATION OF YOUR
HARMONY IN BALANCE BETWEEN MACCHIAVELI &
ROBINSON CRUSOË A CNN-HAPPENING WHICH FINALLY
HAS ENDORSED YOUR LAST SOUVENIRS OF BOB GELDOF
IN WEMBLEY STADIUM SINGING SOMETHING ABOUT
BETTER REMAINING UNDERGROUND ALL OF THE
CONTRARY OF THE BESTSELLER LIST OF WHICH YOU
NEVER WILL READ ONE SINGLE BOOK BECAUSE YOU
HAVE SOLD YOUR COSY CORNER TO BUY THE PIANO OF
LUDWIG VON BEETHOVEN YOU UNDERSTAND IT IS A
MUST TO HAVE MUSIC IN YOUR LIFE OTHERWISE WE
REMAIN IN DISORIENTATION IT IS YOUR PERMANENT
OBSTACLE TO BE OBSESSIVE IN THE HITCHCOCK-MYTH
AT SCHOOL REGISTERED AS SCHIZOPHRENIC IN EVERY
LESSON WE ALWAYS SPOTTED A DEMAGOGIC EXCUSE
TRYING NOT TO LISTEN TO THAT PERVERSE WAY OF
INDOCTRINATION TRUSTING THAT WE FEEL AS FALSE OR
REAL IS ONLY REVEALING THE OUTCOME OF OUR DNA A
RELIABILITY PAID WITH MOTHERS' PAIN IN THE INITIAL
WOMB FORGETTING THE NUMBER OF CARING MOTHERS
WE HAVE EXECUTED AS MACHOS REFERRING TO
HUMANITY'S ANCESTORS IN AMALGAMIC MISERY I AM
AWARE THIS IS THE MAX-BANG OF MASSIVE
MANIPULATION OF METAPHYSIC VOICES ON HOLD TO
REMAIN TEMPORARY SUBJECTIVE I AM CONVINCED OF
THE HYPOCRITES INSIDE MY SELF OUR OTHER SELVES
SUPPOSING WHILE I AM WRITING THIS I AM ORGANIZING A
PAGAN ECHOEING WHICH IS NO FICTION BUT AN ACT OF
ARCHETYPAL INFORMATION I DO CONSIDER AS INPUT I
ACCEPT THANKFULLY EVERY MORNING WHEN IT ENTERS
MY WINDOWS WITHOUT BILL GATES LOOKING OVER MY
SHOULDER A NEOLOGY-COMMUNICATION ABOUT MY
NEXT NEXUS THE TRANSLATION OF MENSTRUATION
BLOOD RUNNING DOWNHILL THE MONT VENTOUX LIKE
WINE THE BIRTH-SERUM CIRCULATING THROUGH MY
VEINS A CAST OF EXTREME ILLUSIONS ASKING FOR A
SILK HEARTBREAK AN EXTENSION OF TERMINAL LIFE AN
EXTRA SUPPORT OF INVENTIVE SURVIVAL UNTIL MY
CLINICAL DEATH WHEN FINALLY THE ORACLE TAKES
OVER I THOUGHT I HAD LOST ALL OF MY FUNDAMENTAL
STRUCTURES FIGHTING AGAINTS OPPOSITE VALUES I AM
FINALLY BEATEN BY A NATURAL LAW TURNING ME INTO
ROTTING FLESH CONFIRMING THAT I HAVE NO
ALTERNATIVE LEFT I EXPECT I WILL BE GONE BEFORE
THE NEXT STRIKE OF ALITALIA HAS BEEN SOLVED I WILL

BE ARTIST IN RESIDENCE IN NECROPOLIS WHERE I
DISCOVER THAT THE EXTASY BOX DOES EXIST WHICH IS
MY BEST ANSWER TO THE EXTREME POSSIBILITIES OF
THE HUMAN RACE I AM IN LOVE WITH SINCE THE
COMPUTERIZED BODY HAS TAKEN OVER IMPROVING
WITH ANANAS YOUR NEW AGE THINKING CONNECTED TO
THE WAVES OF TECHNOLOGIC BRAINS YOUR ADAPTABLE
MOODS ARE INTEGRATED IN COSMOSONIC FIELDS
WITHOUT ANY FURTHER NEED OF SEXUAL
IMPRISONMENT YOU FEEL HAPPY WHEN WEARING FUNNY
ACCESSORIES SUCH AS GRASSMADE BRAS
COPACABANO TANGAS OF RICE PAPER VISITING THAÏ
MASSAGE PARLOURS EQUIPPED WITH ALUMINIUM
JOYSTICKS PROPOSING THE SODOMIZING OF YOUR EARS
WITH CLINTON CIGARS OR PHANTASIES WITH BELGIAN
CHOCOLATE OFFERING YOU ACCESS TO THE REVIVAL OF
BYZANTINE LUST ACCENTUATING YOUR PERSONAL BODY
SMELL GIVING YOU FULL CONTROL OVER THUNDEROUS
EJACULATION STIMULATING YOUR MENTAL ORGASM A
TECHNIQUE YOU CAN STUDY AT ANY UNIVERSITY IN
CALIFORNIA A CENTURY AHEAD WITH A WIDE RANGE OF
EXPERIMENTAL VAGINAS & PENISES FULLY HIV-
PROTECTED AT YOUR HIGH-TECH DISPOSAL ADAPTED TO
A SERIES OF MUSCULAR IMPROVEMENTS YOU WILL BE
READY TO DISMISS WITHOUT REGRET ONLY
REMEMBERING THESE STUPID HABITS OF COLLECTING
PRECONTROLLED IDEAS COOLING OFF UNDER ICECOLD
SAUNA-SHOWERS WHILE MEDUSA CLUBMEMBERS WIDEN
YOUR SEXY NEEDS OF CLAUSTROPHOBIC SHOWCASES
NOW YOU CAN RESPOND TO WITH ARCHEOLOGIC
PASSION IN NOMAD SAND MOVING ZIGZAG IN AN
ELECTRIFYING SANDSTORM BUILDING TACTILE
SITUATIONS IN THE CENTRES OF UNFINISHED CIRCLES A
NATURAL SHORTCOMING ON PURPOSE AS EVERY WORD I
PUT ON PAPER HAS TO BE PART OF MY WRITTEN TEARS
DISAPPEARING IN DRIED-UP RIVERS I AGAIN BECOME
COMPENSATED BY ORGASMIC FAITH AT 7 000 RPM
FLASHING WITH 600 BHP THROUGH SAD SENSUAL
MANIFOLDS RESPONDING TO OUR SACRED SHARES OF
VALENTINE-SENSES LISTENING TO CHET BAKER PLAYING
ON A 14TH FEBRUARY IN HIS RACING GREEN LOTUS
MIXING SPEED WITH MELANCHOLIC SOUNDS I BELIEVE
THIS IS TRANSPARANT HARMONY A SUPERIOR LEVEL OF
INTENSE LOVING HIS WAY OF RETURNING TO ETERNITY
THE SUICIDE OF A GIFTED TRUMPET PLAYER INVENTING
BIG-BANG FORMULAS I REMEMBER WHEN ON A
COMPLAINING NIGHT I WAS LISTENING TO CHET BAKER IN
BRUSSELS AT POLL'S CLUB LIVING ON ANOTHER PLANET
GUIDED BY ENTITIES I CAN ALWAYS RELY ON
TRAVELLING ON LIGHT OR SOUND WHICH FOLLOWS ME
INTO THAT VIOLENT INFERNO WHERE I COMPARE THE
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN QUANTITY & QUALITY AT
MOMENTS WHEN THE LICKING FLAMES ARE NO LONGER
BURNING MY SKIN I DEAL WITH AYERS ROCK
TEMPERATURES SHOWING ME WE HAVE THE INNATED
POSSIBILITIES TO ADAPT OURSELVES TO UPS AND
DOWNS TO MONOLITHS OR JETLAG ACCEPTED IN EVERY
SEASON MASTERING COMPLICATED KEYBOARDS
WITHOUT TIMETABLE INVITED TO OBSERVE THERE IS NO
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DESOLATE
LANDSCAPE BURNED BY NAPALM-INVADERS OR THE
RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS PAID AT LONDON AUCTIONS FOR
A MODIGLIANI WHO DIED AS A POOR MAN RIDICULOUS I
NOTIFY AS AN OBSCENE FACT OF XXTH CENTURY LIFE
WHICH SOON WILL BE DESTROYED BY CODIFIED
SKINHEADS ON BEHALF OF ANOTHER CHE GUEVARA
APPEARING THE SOONER THE BETTER THIS TIME AS A
ROBOT RESPONDING TO A NEW ORDER COMMANDING

THE TOTAL CLEAN-UP I ESTEEM NECESSARY TO MAKE
FREE OUR BRUTAL DIFFERENCES OF ESTEEM BUILDING
PERFECT EDUCATION EXPECTING THAT THE END WILL BE
THE BEGINNING OF ON-LINE BELIEF IN DECENCY WHICH
WE DID NOT REALIZE BEFORE WE EXPLORE TOMORROW
THE PLENTY OF SACRED GIFTS WE CARRY DEEP DOWN IN
PHYSICAL RESOURCES RECOGNIZING THE WAVES OF THE
SEVEN CHACRAS BEAMING IN OUR VITAL BODY
MULTIPLIED BY FREE SPEECH COMMUNICATION NOT
REALIZING ALL THIS IS ALREADY HAPPENING I THINK OF
IT WHILE I AM CYCLING ON A YELLOW MOUNTAIN BIKE MY
CONTEMPLATION ADVANCES IN AN INNER SEA SITUATED
IN THE TRAVELLING CLOUDS OF MY WONDERINGS ABOUT
LIVING WITH OTHER CAPRICORNS ABOVE 10 000 FEET MY
THINKING IS PROTECTED BY SUNSHINE I COLLECT FOR
MY SCULPTERED SKULL WITH POLYESTER LIPS FROZEN
EARS WATERING EYES LOOKING THROUGH THE
FILTERED LIGHT DESIGNED OIN A FROZEN YOGURT
LANDSCAPE I FEEL BORED BY CHEERS BUT STIMULATED
BY A PARADE OF GRACEFUL AFRICAN WOMEN
TORTURING MY EXCITED MIND I KEEP CONCENTRATING
ON LONG LEGS IN EFFECTIVE BALANCE AROUND A
VISIBLE PELVIS I BECOME SPIRITUALLY RICH
FORGETTING MY FORMER SEX LIFE I DECIDE I MUST
REMAIN FROZEN WITH MY PENIS ON HOLD IN AN
ARROGANT DIVORCE CASE I PUT ON A BOGNER SKI
OUTFIT ALL IN BLACK MATCHING MY WHITE TEXAS HAT
NOT PROTECTING MY FROZEN EARS LISTENING TO
TOTALLY DIFFERENT ICE CUBES CONFUSING THE
ORIGINAL SOUND OF FALLING WATER I THINK TO
REGISTER VINCENT'S EARS I MEAN BOTH OF THEM
UNDERSTANDING I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE WITH THIS
TERRIBLE MAN LIVING INSIDE ME I HAVE KNOWN HIS SAD
VOICE EVER SINCE I WAS A KID IN TIMES WHEN HE USED
TO LIVE FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS NEXT TO MY
PARENTS' HOUSE IN THE LANGE BEELDEKENSSTRAAT
184 IN ANTWERP WHERE I WAS BORN BUT WHICH DOES
NOT MEAN I DO HAVE TO CUT MY EARS TOO I AM TOO
FOND OF I AM NOT A VAN GOGH OR A VON GOTT OR VIN
GO AS THEY PRONOUNCE HIS NAME IN HONG KONG AS I
HAVE CHECKED ALL THAT SINCE I HAVE SEEN AT WORK
THE EMPEROR HADRIANUS PAINTING FRESCOS OF
BLACK ROSES IN HIS ROMAN VILLA BEFORE LEAVING
FOR SEVILLA WHERE HE BUILT THE FIRST ARENA NOW
INVADED BY TOURISTS ACCLAIMING HOLLYWOOD
MATADORS FIGHTING SEROPOSITIVE BULLS IT SEEMS
OBVIOUS THE WHOLE WORLD IS IMPRESSED BY LUNATIC
BEHAVIOUR PRAYING IN FRONT OF PLASTER MADONNAS
HOLDING WAFFEN SS LUGER IN THEIR MANICURED
HANDS READY TO SHOOT DRIED SPERM AT YOUR DOLCE
& GABANA JEANS RIGHT IN YOUR CROSS POSING AT THE
LOURDES FANCY FAIR ALL OF THESE PLASTER
MADONNAS WILL TALK TO YOU IN LATIN WITH PLASTIC
TEARS IN THEIR GLASS EYES THEY EVEN LOOK ASHAMED
ABOUT THAT AWFUL SENSATION OF FAKING ORGASM I
DO NOT CALCULATE HOW MANY TIMES GERTRUDE STEIN
SAID SHE THOUGHT ABOUT SUICIDE IN PARIS BUT ONLY
IN THE MONMARTRE DISTRICT WHERE SHE KEEPS
BUYING BAD COPIES OF RAOUL DUFY ALL CHEAP
PAINTINGS EVEN A PLASTER ELEPHANT COULD DO
BETTER OF COURSE I DO NOT MEAN THE FAMOUS
ANIMAL STAMPED ON EVERY BAR OF CÔTE D'OR
CHOCOLATE I CANNOT FIND IN SWITZERLAND WHERE I
RELY ON SUCHARD OR NESTLÉ SITTING IN THE SNOW
OVERLOOKING THE VISTA WHICH IS GRANDIOSA FROM
SILVAPLANA UNTIL MALOIA DISPERSED AMIDST TWO
FROZEN LAKES INVADED BY COLOURFUL CROSS-
COUNTRY SKIERS BUILDING LOTS OF RED BLOODCELLS

ON THE FAST SLOPES ALL ENTHUSIASTIC PEOPLE WHO
MAKE ME CONSIDER SO MANY COUNTRIES REPRESENTED
IN THIS INTERNATIONAL MONEY-TERRITORY FORGETTING
IT ONCE WAS PART OF AFRICA BUT THEN MY THOUGHTS
SHIFT TO MADAGASCAR ETHOPIA THE HYMALAYAS THE
BALTIC EVEN I THINK OF TORTILLAS IN MALAGA ALL OF
THE CONTRARY COMPARED TO SMOG IN MEXICO CITY
WHERE THEY CANNOT USE RAFTS OR BOATS INSTEAD OF
CARS OR BUSES MAKING THE CITY WATER UNDRINKABLE
IF YOU WON'T RISK THYFUS SO NEITHER TRUST SALADS
NOR THE SMILING TAXI DRIVERS BETTER BEWARE OF
PIGMENTOS IN A CANCEROUS CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS
WHERE ONLY THE WORLD RECORD OF DIOXINE KEEPS
RISING HOLDING LEGIONS OF SLAVES TOGETHER
TRASHING TO DEATH THE MOST HUNGRY ONES IN
PHOSPHOROUS LABYRINTHS EXPECTING SOON THE NEXT
EARTHQUAKE EXPECTED TO BE DANTESQUE AS YOU
HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY AN UNFORESEEN CALL FROM
A CRIPPLE WHORE PROPOSING ALARMING WAVES TO
SUCK YOUR INCENDIARY MIND FOR FREE INVITING YOU
TO RUN TO THE AIRPORT BAREFOOTED WHICH I ACCEPT
WITH PLEASURE LEAVING THE MADAME'S HORNY
BUSINESS FOR WHAT IT IS I AWAKE CARESSED BY THE
RADIATION OF A FULL MOON REFLECTING ICE ON MY
BOOTS A SKIER'S FETISH AGAINST BARBARIC VAPOUR A
NATURAL HEALTH ACTION PROMOTING ELITIST
SNOWSTORMS IN UNEXISTING SILENCE MY GUARANTEE
TO ENJOY WINTER FULL OF NEW WORDS I DO NOT CARE
TO SELL I DO NOT WRITE TO BUY PAIN BAGUETTE AS
EATING MY THINKING IS TO BE OUT OF BUSINESS NO
DEALS TO BE CONSIDERED MY WORK NO LONGER IN
NEED OF PROPAGANDA IN HARMONY WITH WEIGHT
LIFTERS LOOKING HOMO-SUFFICIENT THE KIND OF RAW
ENTREPRENEURS WITH HARD-ON DICKS TO MAKE YOU
SHY CARESSING BEER BOTTLES IN THE TRAVOLTA-DISCO
WHERE THE DJ IS SAMPLING STRAWINKSKY WHO ALSO
HAS COMPOSED SOME POVERA POLKAS FOR A DIAMOND
DEALER IN CALCUTTA EXPORTING COCAINE INSTEAD OF
IVORY I ADVISE YOU TO THROW AWAY YOUR COMBAT
BOOTS YOU BOUGHT LAST WEEK AT HEATHROW YOU
BETTER BUY A PAIR OF ASICS AT SCHIPHOL TO MAKE
YOU MUCH MORE OPTIMISTIC WHILE RUNNING INSTEAD
OF BEING VICTIMIZED BY SEXY MEAT WHILE EVERY
MINUTE IN AFRICA THE NUMBER OF SEROPOSITIVES IS
EXPANDING WITH OVER TWENTY THOUSAND EVERY
WEEK SO I MAY ASSUME THAT SOON THERE WILL BE NO
SPACE LEFT TO DIG MORE CEMETERIES ALL THIS
BECAUSE OF ONE SENILE POPE WHO DID NOT LIKE
CONDOMS MADE OF PERFECT LATEX HE KEPT
REJECTING IN THE DEVIL'S NAME I SAY DEAR GOD MISS
GOD WHATEVER YOU ARE HOW CAN YOU ACCEPT THAT
SUCH PERVERSE DISASTER GOES ON WE SHALL
REGISTER AS A MAJOR GENOCIDE WITH YESTERDAY
ALREADY MORE THAN THIRTY MILLION AIDS INFECTED
BODIES BURIED OF COURSE A MASSACRE WHICH ALSO
HAS BEEN ORCHESTRATED WITH THE HELP OF THE
WESTERN WORLD AT PARTIES WHERE BLUE BLOOD
KINGS ARE DANCING SLOW FOXTROT WITH SWEATING
PRESIDENTS BEGGING FOR AN AUDIENCE IN THE ROMAN
INFERNO WHICH IMPLIES CAMEMBERT-SMILING IN FRONT
OF CAMERAS PROTECTED BY UNDERPAID POLICE
OFFICERS ASSISTED BY SACKED UNDERCOVER AGENTS
IN STRETCH LIMOUSINES USING YOUR VOTE NEVER
SHAKING HANDS ON SATURDAYS AT THE SHOPPING
MALL WHERE BLACK LINGERIE CATCHES YOUR MIND
HELPS YOU TO IMAGINE DIVING SITUTATIONS WITH HOT
TOWELS IN LUXURIOUS WATERBEDS ALL OF IT SO EASY
TO BE BEWITCHED BY CAMPAIGNERS PRETENDING IT IS

KOREA'S FAULT THE SPONSORS OF THE MARQUIS DE
SADE'S CASTLE FEEL SHOCKED IT IS YOUR TURN TO
MAKE A SYMPATHETIC GESTURE BY BUYING LACOSTE
TENNIS SHIRTS THE WAY CHARLES BUKOVSKY WOULD
ADMIRE YOU IN YOUR BURMUDA A SHORT STORY IN
WHICH AGAIN YOU ARE WALKING INTO TROUBLE
EXPLAINING THAT NOBODY TRIES TO UNDERSTAND YOUR
CONSTITUTIONAL TRAUMAS WE KNOW YOU ARE EATEN
BY PASTEURIZED TERMITES EATING ONLY PAPRIKA
CHIPS INSTEAD OF UNLEGISLATED DESIRE KEPT IN A
SCHIZOPHRENIC FORTRESS WITHOUT SUCCESS
BECAUSE AT THE ENTRY NOBODY BUYS TICKETS AFRAID
OF CHATTING FOR HOURS WITH ALLIGATORS EX
EVERGLADES WHICH IS A WEIRD WAY OF GASPING
SPERM BUT STILL THE SAFEST SYSTEM FOR
SATISFACTION SINCE YOU TOO MUST HAVE READ WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOIN PRAYING PEOPLE AT GOTHIC
CHURCHES YOU KNOW YOU ARE BETTER OFF READING
OEDIPUS FOR SURE IT IS A REVELATION INVITING YOU TO
WASH MORE OFTEN YOUR HANDS YOUR FEET BRUSHING
YOUR CLOTHES DAILY SITTING ON THE HOT MARBLE
STONES OF THE PARTHENON YOU EVEN ARE FREE TO
THINK YOU WERE SOPHOCLES IN AN OTHER LIFE AS
NOBODY IS ABLE TO CONTEST SUCH SUPPOSITION
EXCEPT SOME NOBODIES WHO ARE ENGAGED IN THE
ARMY WHO STILL NEED A FIGHT WHO LOVE BAZOOKAS
INSTEAD OF BOXING GLOVES A BASKETBALL OR
TRIATHLON WHICH MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHETHER IT
IS RAINING IN HAWAII BECAUSE YOU FEEL PROTECTED
BY NIKES INSTEAD OF BUYING MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF
SAUDI ARABIAN FUEL WE HAVE TO FORGET BY MEANS OF
DEAD BODIES LEFT ON DESERT ROADS EXPECTING IT
MAKES YOUR CONSCIENCE LOOK BETTER A WISH YOU
HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO SACRIFICE THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE BEING MARRIED TO A TAIWANESE AKI WONDERING
ABOUT A EU PASSPORT CHANGING YOU INTO A HAIRY
DIKE IN YOUR HEART SHAPED BED EATING CRACKERS
INSTEAD OF POPCORN YOUR SITUATION HAS BECOME A
SURROGATE OF SYNTHETIC ACTING WITH SECRET
AGENTS AT YOUR DOOR CONFISCATING YOUR
UNDERWEAR EARLY MORNING WHEN YOU ARE
ARRESTED IN YOUR BED IGNORING THE TYPE OF
ACCUSATIONS YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE WHEN THEY
OFFER YOU A NEW JOB AS AN UNDERCOVER YOU WILL
HAVE TO SPY ON A COLOMBIAN NETWORK WITH AN
UNLIMITED BUDGET YOU WILL BE TRAINED BY MOULING
ROUGE GIGOLO'S TO FUCK ANYTHING FROM VACUUM
CLEANERS TO PORTABLE RADIOS BECAUSE BY NOW YOU
HAVE LOST ALL RADAR CONTROL READY TO INDICATE TO
THE ENEMY ALL YOU HAVE LEARNED ABOUT DOUBLE
CROSSING AGENTS SMUGGLING POLISH POTATOES
CONSIDERED THE VERY BEST FOR FINNISH VODKA WHICH
DOES NOT CALM YOU DOWN BUT BEFORE YOU OPEN
YOUR MOUTH TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU FEEL
INSECURE I ADVISE BETTER STAY SILENT WHEN YOU
START COUNTING THE NUMBER OF AGENTS OF WHICH
YOU KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN SHOT EXPLAINING IN YOUR
REPORT EVERY DETAIL WHICH MUST BE METICULOUS IF
NOT BE SURE YOU TOO WILL DIE IN THESPIAN AWFUL
CONDITIONS SHOT BY DRUNKEN ANARCHISTS
DEFENDING HUMAN RIGHTS NEVER HEARD OF IN
ALGERIA BUT SPONSORED BY YOUR NEPHEW IN YALE
WHO NOW WORKS AS A DORCHESTER HOTEL-PORTER
WITH AN INCOME OF OVER 100 000 ENGLISH POUNDS
WHICH JUSTIFIES YOU HAVE REASONS TO BE JEALOUS
OF THESE MASTERMINDS WHO HAVE NO EDUCATION BUT
EAT SALAD WITH A KNIFE AT NIGHT IN PRIVATE CLUBS
DRINKING HENNESSY ON THE ROCKS BECAUSE THEY

THINK IT IS MADE BY NAPOLEON ALTHOUGH THEY NEVER
HAVE HEARD OF RIMBAUD TONGUE KISSING VERLAINE
PRETENDING THAT WALT WITHMAN IS THE BEST
BOURBON AS THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD BY TWA
STEWARDS WEARING HIGH HEELS BUYING TAX-FREE AT
THE AIRPORT BUT WHEN THEY SHOW THEIR PASSPORT
GET ARRESTED BY SCOTLAND YARD ON THEIR WAY
BACK FROM THE ASCOT GRAND PRIX FOR WHICH THE
PRIME MINISTER HAS NO TIME TO WRITE HIS SPEECH AS
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT IS A JOKE SOLD TO INVESTORS AT
THE LONDON FTSE WHERE THE LATEST NEWS IS
SHOCKING ABOUT ZAMBIAN SECRETS D'ÉTAT WE HAVE
NO LONGER ANY REASON TO BE STRAIGHTFORWARD AS
IT IS OBVIOUS ALL THIS ARROGANT NONSENSE NEEDS A
CORRECTION BECAUSE IT IS ALL OF THE CONTRARY OF A
PHILANTROPIC ENTERPRISE WHEN YOU START SELLING
HISTORICAL JIMI HENDRIX GUITARS FORM PAUL ALLEN'S
COLLECTION IT MIGHT LOOK AS A DIFFERENT WAY OF
CALCULATED REVENGE THINKING OF IRELAND SO GREEN
BUT UTMOST CONCENTRATED ON KILLING
TRANSFORMED IN EXPERIMENTAL DIALOGUES WITH
SHORTCAKE IN EDINBURGH THEATRES WHERE YOUNG
ACTORS CAN STUDY DYLAN THOMAS' RADIOPHONIC
PLAYS WRITTEN TO HELP BURNED-OUT PRIZE FIGHTERS
NOT TO END UP IN COURT FOR BARBARIAN ATROCITIES
COMMITTED FOR A LITTLE MONEY WE DO NOT HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT EXCITED SCORPIOS IN PUBLIC
LAVATORIES IT IS THEIR OWN STUBBORN CHOICE TO
WORK FOR CRIMINALS INSTEAD OF LEARNING TO PRAISE
THE PURPLE CLOUDS ABOVE COLORADO'S MAGIC
MOUNTAINS AN ALL DIFFERENT SCENARIO FROM THE
PLUSHY THEATRES I SLEPT IN WITH SINGAPORE AIR
HOSTESSES WHO OFFER ME LAST MINUTE AIR TICKETS
SO CHEAP TO FLY FIRST CLASS TO PLENTY OF MEGA
CITIES I DID NOT THINK OF VISITING BECAUSE THEY ALL
LOOK UGLY OFFERING YOU THE SAME FAST-FOOD THE
SAME TAIWAN SNEAKERS THE SAME LOUSY PORNO YOU
SEE IN EVERY VILLAGE WHERE YOU MIGHT GET INFECTED
BY TUBERCULOSIS BUT THE DOUBT OF MISSING
SOMETHING VALUABLE IS SO EXCITING THAT I AM READY
TO MEET MY NEXT ENEMY IN ZANZIBAR OR MY GERMAN
TRANSLATOR IN BEJING NEVER BY ACCIDENT BUT
BECAUSE OF DESTINY I AM INVITED BY NICK BOLLETTIERI
IN GRAND SLAM TOURNAMENTS WATCHING MY VIRTUAL
SELF ON CENTRE COURT IN MELBOURNE AGAINST ANDRÉ
AGASSI DRESSED AS A BALLERINA I START SNEEZING IN
THE FIRST SET EXCUSE MYSELF IMMEDIATELY TO THE
REFEREE FOR MY ALLERGY WHO OFFERS ME A
COOPERATIVE SMILE WHICH MAKES ME FEEL UNCERTAIN
ABOUT THE OUTCOME OF THIS POWER GAME WHEN I SEE
THAT ANDRÉ IS SERVING SO PERFECTLY AT 210 KM/H
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT PRO-TENNIS TODAY IS AS
DELICATE AS HIGH-TECH AS ROBBERY ON PLACE
VENDÔME MY MANAGER EXPLAINS ME THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN FLAWLESS DIAMOND EARRINGS BY APPELS &
VAN CLEEF OR A 1935 TANKWATCH FROM CARTIER AS
BOTH ARE AS DISTINCTIVE AS THE FLAT FOREHAND
FROM VENUS WILLIAMS COMPARED TO THE FINISH JUMP
BY JESSY OWENS WHEN HE WON THE OLYMPIC 100
METRES IN BERLIN ON THAT
FAMOUS DAY IN 1936 WHEN ADOLF HITLER GOT SUCH
TERRIBLE DIARRHOEA HE HAD TO LEAVE THE STADIUM
IMMEDIATELY CHAUFFEURED BY HIS AMBASSADOR VON
RIBBENTROP WHICH MAKES YOU THINK WHILE READING
THIS YOU TOO MIGHT BECOME SUCH TALENTED SINNER
EVEN TRYING TO FORBID ME TO EXPRESS MYSELF BY
MEANS OF MENTAL GYMNASTIC I INSIST YOU HAVE TO
REALIZE WHAT IT MEANS TO MY MIND TO BE AWARE OF

THE SPEED OF LIGHT WHICH KEEPS RACING ETERNALLY
AROUND THIS GLOBE MORE THAN 7 TIMES IN EVERY
SINGLE SECOND THIS MAGIC LIGHT WE CANNOT DEFINE
IT SIMPLY IS HERE IT IS EVERYWHERE ALSO IN YOUR
STOMACH IT FLOWS THROUGH MY CUP OF TEA NOT
KNOWING WHAT IT IS THIS SECRET COMPOSITION OF
LIGHT WHICH MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT ITS
UNBELIEVABLE POWER ITS UNDEFINED FORMULA WHICH
ACTIVATES OUR BODY WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH OR
I SHUT MY EYES WHEN WE READ OR SLEEP THE LIGHT IS
ALWAYS HERE OR THERE OR WHEREVER IN YOUR HEAD
IT GOES THROUGH MY TOES YOUR FINGERS HIS
TYPEWRITER MY BOOK IT MAKES US AWARE THAT
MIRACLES DO EXIST ALSO WHEN I ASK YOU AM I IN
ANTWERP OR IN LONDON IN THIS EXPLORED PART OF
COSMOS OR ON THAT UNKNOWN PLANET ANOTHER
TEMPORARY PLACE TO CAMP FOR AN UNDEFINED
PERIOD OF TIME FOR EACH OF US REGISTERED BY SPACE
LIGHT EQUAL TO A FEW SECONDS OF OUR EARTHLY
EXISTENCE WHILE WE DARE THINK IN TERMS OF FIFTEEN
BILLION YEARS I THINK THAT OTHER SPECIES WILL BLOW
US UP BUT IN THE MEANTIME I EAT A BAR OF CHOCOLATE
THEN RETURN TO MY TYPEWRITER TO EXPLAIN YOU MY
MOST RECENT DREAMS ALL TROUBLESOME
IMPRESSIONS OF SLEEPWALKING IN PARIS IN LE SIXIÈME
ARRONDISSEMENT I SEE L'ÉGLISE DU VILLAGE WHERE AT
THE CORNER I ENTER LA BRASSERIE LES DEUX MAGOTS
ORDERING DU CAFÉ NOIR ET UN CROISSANT SANS
BEURRE SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TWO FAMOUS
FETISHES WHO ALWAYS SAY HELLO TO ME WHILE I THINK
OF THE ONLY PERSON I MISS HERE WHO KEEPS LIVING IN
OUR MEMORIES NEXT DOOR AS EVERYBODY WHO
ENTERS THIS TEMPLE MUST THINK OF "LES MOTS" WHICH
ARE PRESENT IN EVERY DICTIONARY KNOWN AS
EXTENSIONALISM YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM
DREAMING WHEN I HEAR SOMEBODY CALL FROM THE
CAFÉ FLORE THAT I HAVE BEEN CONDEMNED À LA PEINE
DE MORT WHICH IS NOTHING SPECIAL TO BE BAFFLED BY
DANS LA VILLE LUMIÈRE WHERE EVERY DAY SOME
FIFTEEN SPECIES JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW THAT EVERY
MORNING FROM SIX TO TEN BODIES ARE FOUND
FLOATING IN THE RIVER SEINE BUT VERY FEW
CHAMPIONS ARE CAPABLE OF JUMPING OFF LA TOUR
EIFFEL BECAUSE PSYCHOLOGISTS PRETEND IT IS THE
SPECTACULAR VIEW WHICH INVITES YOU TO GO ON
LIVING BUT STILL TREMBLING WHEN YOU GET OUT OF
THE ELEVATOR YOU HURRY INTO A TAXI WHICH DROPS
YOU AT LE FOUQUETS WHERE YOU HAVE TO TIP THE
MAÎTRE D'HOTEL IF NOT HE SENDS YOU TO THE
CONCIERGERIE WHERE MARIE-ANTOINETTE WAS
EXECUTED HER LAST WISH A LUMP OF SUGAR WHILE
LISTENING TO JEFF BECK WHOSE GUITAR PLAY HELPED
THE QUEEN TO FORGET HER LAST PERCEPTION OF
REALITY DOMINATED BY A CATACLYSM OF CHÂTEAU
PAUILLAC HER TEARS WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED
WHEN WE TASTE THIS GRAND CRU DE BORDEAUX
ADORED BY ANY DEAD QUEEN WHETHER BOTTLED IN
1964 OR 1969 BOTH DEFINITELY GREAT YEARS AS I DO
NOT HAVE TO SEE THE RESULTS OF FABULOUS WINE-
VAULTS TO KNOW THAT GENERAL FRANCO ONLY WON
THE SPANISH REVOLUTION BECAUSE HE WAS
SUPPORTED BY THE DEUTSCHE LUFTWAFFE WHICH
ESPECCIALLY MADE HERMAN GOERING HAPPY AS HE
COULD EXPERIMENT WITH HIS MESSERSCHMITTS THE AIR
BECAME HIS FAVOURED TERRITORY A SUPREMACY TO
LAST FOR ONLY THREE YEARS UNTIL MY SOUVENIRS
CATAPULT THE RAF NEXT TO THE US AIR FORCES
BOMBING EVERY NIGHT THE THIRD REICH WITH THE HELP

OF THE ORIGINAL JAMES BOND BORN TO BECOME THE
BIGGEST MONEY MAKING MACHINE OF HOLLYWOOD
CONFIRMING THAT OUR DREAMS ARE INDUCTED IN THE
CELLULOID BUSINESS OF MOVIELAND WHATEVER THAT
MEANS WHETHER YOU TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR
LOVEABLE CHILDREN OR BUY A DOUBLE BREST TUXEDO
AT YVES SAINT LAURENT I MUST FORBID YOU TO PHONE
LE MAÎTRE AT LA PLACE SAINT SULPICE BECAUSE AT
THIS HOUR HE MUST BE SLEEPING IN HIS MARAKESH
CASBAH PROTECTED BY A BUNCH OF EX CHIPPENDALES
HE HIRED AT VENICE BEACH IN EARLIER TIMES THE
DOLLAR WAS LOW WHEN EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY WITH
SUCH A RELAXING JOB SWIMMING IN THE MOROCCO
DESERT INSTEAD OF BODY BUILDING NO LONGER LIVING
AS SUN TANNED CELEBRITIES RUBBERNECKING IN DIRTY
SAND FISHING CONDOMS ADORED BY DESPERATE
MOTHERS IN SENILE TABLOIDS I HEAR RAMON
NAVARRO'S VOICE FROM OUTER SPACE ALL CLEAR
WHEN HE SAYS THERE IS NO CHANCE LEFT TO STAY
ANONYMOUS IF YOU WANT TO INVEST IN YOUR FUTURE
BETTER STUDY TENNIS DO NOT BELIEVE IN AN
INDONESIAN BARITON NO THANK YOU SO DO COME BACK
IN ABOUT FIFTEEN YEARS AS NOTHING IN PARTICULAR
WILL CHANGE ONLY YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK SILVER
BECAUSE DURING THAT LIMITED TIME YOU DID LOSE THE
BEST PART OF YOUR LIFE IN A MEXICAN SPA NEAR SAN
DIEGO DRINKING TURKISH COFFEE AFTER YOU HAD
FRUIT PEELING FOLLOWED BY JAPANESE MASSAGE WITH
LOTS OF CURIOUS OILS SO NOW AGAIN THE NURSE
PRETENDS YOUR SKIN IS READY TO MAKE YOU SMILE AS
CASANOVA ANYWHERE YOU GO TALKING ABOUT PEACE
INSTEAD OF PRACTISING THE BEST OF INDIAN SEX AS MY
PHOTOGRAPHER IS PAYING UTMOST ATTENTION TO THE
FACT THAT OLD-FASHIONED BELGIANS WHO SIT NEXT TO
THE SWIMMING POOL DO NOT LIKE KAMASUTRA MY
GERMAN INSTRUCTOR PHONES ME FROM THE
HOCKENHEIM CIRCUIT THAT MY CAR IS PERFECTLY
BALANCED WITH NEW KONI'S BUT WHEN I AM READY TO
ACTIVATE THE ENGINE I SEE THAT SLY STALLONE IS
PLAYING WITH A HUGE BUTCHER'S KNIFE WHEN AT THAT
VERY MOMENT TWO MADAGASCAR DRAG QUEENS ENTER
THE LOBBY OF THIS FIVE STAR ERMITAGE HOTEL SO
FAMOUS SINCE A POOR STREET HOOKER BECAME A
PRETTY WOMAN CLIMBING TO THE TOP IN THE
HOLLYWOOD STAR RANKING IT IS STILL ROMANO'S
INTELLIGENT DAUGHTER WHO KEEPS SPEAKING
ITALIANO IN THE SENATO ONLY FOR HER GRANDFATHER
BENITO MUSSOLLINI'S SAKE SHE DOES NOT DYE HER
HAIR PLATINA BUT TRIES TO LOOK AS SEXY AS A F1
FERRARI WHICH MAKES SHE DRIVES EVERY DAY
ANOTHER OF HER 16 RED FERRARIS ALONG THE SANTA
MONICA BOULEVARD INSTEAD OF SERVING AT A 122
MILES PER HOUR AT ROLAND GARROS WHEN AL PACINO
KEEPS REHEARSING HAMLET SHOOTING LIKE A
MOBSTER IN THE PALM SPRING'S RACKET & GOLFCLUB
BUT THE NEXT MORNING HE FEELS ABANDONED IN
PRISON DREAMING OF LOVEBOAT PARTIES THINKING HE
GETS SEDUCED BY A KINKY PRODUCER WHO CONFIRMS
HIM IT MIGHT TAKE TWO OR THREE YEARS TO BECOME
AN ACCEPTABLY LOOKING WOMAN I FINALLY
UNDERSTAND THAT NEITHER GUCCI NOR ANY TOMMY
HILFIGER CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY NEITHER BY LIVING AS A
PSEUDO-VEGETARIAN IGNORING ALL INFORMATION
ABOUT THE ARRIVAL AT ZEEBRUGES OR WAS IT DOVER
OF THE CATCH OF THE DAY WHICH IS ARRIVING TOO LATE
BECAUSE OF THE STORMY WEATHER BUT NICELY
INDUCED BY RADIOACTIVITY IT IS ALWAYS THE CAPTAIN
WHO HAS THE FINAL EXCUSE IT IS BECAUSE OF THE

DUKE OF EDINBURGH'S MATRIMONIAL PROBLEMS THAT
THE NORTH SEA SUFFERS FROM SUCH BULKY WEATHER
WHEN THE AIR IS SCEPTIC-ASPIC THE HEARTBEAT OF
THE FISHERMEN COMPUTERIZED INFORMING YOUR
LONDON BROKER WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR NASSAU-
MONEY ALL THAT WHILE YOU ARE READING "LE ROUGE
ET LE NOIR" IN BEAULIEU NEXT TO THE SEAWATER
SWIMMING POOL WHERE WE DINE & WINE AT LA RÉSERVE
DE BEAULIEU THE BEST OVEREDUCATED SPOT I KNOW
ALONG THE CÔTE D'AZUR JUST CLOSE ENOUGH TO
MONTE CARLO ME DRIVING TO IN FIRST GEAR TO SHOW
OFF IN MY GT LAMBORGHINI WHILE AT LEAST TEN
SWEDISH GIRLS APPEAR ASKING ME TO WAX MY
SUPERCAR LATER AT NIGHT ALSO MY TANNED BODY
AFTER HAVING DINNER AT LA PIAZZA WHERE WE START
WITH COOL MONTRACHET SOME PESTO-CROSTINI THEN
WE CHOOSE THE EXQUISITE BABAJUAN WITH A SMALL
PIECE OF SEA BASS ON THE SIDE SO FAST LANE THAT IT
MAKES MY STOMACH FEEL AS IF DECORATED WITH
MOTOR OIL FROM JACQUES VILLENEUVE'S TOSCANA
FARM SO WE DECIDE THE PLACE IT IS TOO BORING
LEAVING ENOUGH FRENCH PAPER MONEY ON THE PINK
TABLECLOTH WE SCREAM GOODBYE TO THE BOWING
MAÎTRE UNRESPECTFULLY PROMISING HIM WE WILL NOT
RETURN BEFORE THEY HAVE TENNESSEE TURKEY WITH
BLUE CORN BREAD ON THE MENU OR AT LEAST THAT
SPICY CHORIZO STUFFING WE HAVE ENJOYED AT THE
JOCKEY CLUB IN MADRID ALSO SPANISH STARLETS
ADORE BEFORE THEY STRIP AT LE FESTIVAL DE CANNES
BUT NOW I HAVE OTHER THINGS AT HAND ON THE THIRD
FLOOR OF L'HÔTEL DE PARIS I AM DANCING WITH A
MERMAID ALL DAZZLING I KISS & CARESS THIS SWEDISH
FISH MORE SAVOURING THAN ANY SHUSI COULD EVER BE
I KEEP HER INCOGNITO PLAYING JOHN COLTRANE WITH
MY TWELVE FINGERS PAINTING POETIC RICE FIELDS
OVER HER TREMBLING BODY SUCH GRACEFULLY SLEEK
CONTOURS TO MAKE ME REMEMBER SHARON STONE IN
BASIC INSTINCTS REFUSING I OWE THIS WOMAN TO PAUL
VERHOEVEN BECAUSE THIS ONE SEEMS SUGAR-COATED
READY TO EXPLODE ON MY PILLOW FACTS I CAN NOT
DEMONSTRATE IN PUBLIC PLACES WHERE ILLITERATE
TEENAGERS ARE SLICKING VIAGRA ALREADY
COMPETING WITH OVERWEIGHT PROBLEMS SUFFERING
FROM THE CONDEMNED DESTRUCTION OF PROPAGANDA
EX EICHMAN WITH SEVEN MONTHS' BELLIES CARRYING
BETTINO CRAXI BABIES LOST TO DYING SOCIALISM
BEFORE GIVING BIRTH WITHOUT CHANCE TO CONCEIVE A
DECENT IDENTITY SO DULL THEIR FUTURE LIFE NEVER TO
BE INVENTIVE EXPECTING TO BE A CHEAP HOOKER
HOOKED ON COCAIN TO BE OF HELP TO AN ASIAN
GIGOLO THEY HAVE TO SUCK FROZEN LIPS THEIR LEFT
HAND ON A RIPPLED DICK TRYING IN VAIN WITH A
TREMBLING RIGHT HAND TO REMOVE A DUNHILL SOFT
LEATHER WALLET BUT BEFORE I LEAVE I SPIT THEM IN
THE PAINTED FACE PICTURING ONLY SEISMOGRAPHIC
FLESH ON THE LARGE BED THE LOOK OF EMPTY
CHOCOLATE BOXES WHICH IS MEANT TO BE A
COMPLIMENT IN THIS LOST SITUATION WITH MY MOBILITY
RUNNING THROUGH THE HOTEL'S BASEMENT FULL OF
VULGAR MEMOIRS BURNING FORGOTTEN FAILURES WITH
ALBANIAN PROSTITUTES YOU FIND EVERY NIGHT
AROUND VICTORIA STATION OFFERING KEVLAR DILDOS
STUTTERING GYPSIES COMPROMISED AS KU-KUX-KLAN
COWBOYS NEVER TO BE ALLOWED IN THE INDIAN
RESERVATION NEAR ALBUQUERQUE PHONING A
DRUNKEN GOVERNOR READY TO SIGN WITH EXTRA
VOTES THE NEXT EXECUTION THE KIND OF NEWS WE
NEED TO SELL 40 PERCENT MORE NEWSPAPERS A LOBBY

CASE WITH A ZEST OF PSYCHOLOGICAL INSIGHT TO
UPSET TERMINAL READERS ORDERING DOUBLE PIZZA OR
TRIPLE BURGERS INSTEAD OF FLYING FOR LUNCH TO
PORTOFINO WHERE YOU EAT REAL MOZARELLA DI
BUFFALA WRAPPED IN PARMA HAM FOLLOWED BY
EXQUISITE DESSERTS
SUCH AS QUAIL EGGS WITH SALSA INGLESE OR RED
CHEDDAR IN MARSALA OF COURSE THE TASTE IS AWFUL
BUT IT SOUNS TRENDY SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT BECAUSE
IT IS THE KIND OF FUSION COOKING IMPRESSARIOS LIKE
TO MIX WITH SOME AMPHETAMINE WHEN AFTER A TIRING
DAY YOU EVEN OMIT TO SHOWER SLIPPING INTO BED ALL
AUTOMATIC BRAKING WITH THAT ADVANCED ABS WHICH
KEEPS BLOCKING YOUR PHANTASIES DURING YOUR
NIGHT RIDE WITHOUT PYJAMAS AS WHEN YOUR PARTNER
OPENS CODFISH EXPURGATORY EYES IT IS ALREADY
NOON THUS MUCH TOO LATE TO DISCOVER SHE HAS
FUCKED YOUR BUTLER WITHOUT PAYING ALL
EXPRESSION MODIFIED IN A TOP OF THE BILL GENEVA
CLINIC INSTALLING TITAN TITS OR BLACK PENIS WHICH
MAKES IT AGAIN EXTRA EXTREME AS IF THE FAMOUS
MISTER RIPLEY IS POURING WHIPPED CREAM BETWEEN
MY LEGS BUT BY NOW WE ARE SO DRUNK WE HAVE
FORGOTTEN ALL POSSIBLE FAILURES WE ARE USED TO
AFTER SHOOTING OUR HORSES' EXCREMENTS IN A
SPAGHETTI WESTERN IN WHICH EVEN THE BAD GUY
LOOKS HAPPY ALTHOUGH IT WAS MEANT IN MY SCRIPT
HE SHOULD SUFFER OF HERNIA BUT WHEN HE GETS A
LONG DISTANCE CALL ON THE SET WE HEAR THAT IT IS
HIS WIFE WHO SAYS THAT JOHNNY DEPP IS EXPECTING
HIS CALL SO WHEN HE PHONES BACK WE UNDERSTAND
HIM SAYING TO JOHNNY " THAT IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
PRETEND TO MAKE ME PERFORM AS A MICKEY MOUSE
WITH A TURQUOISE WIG YOU BETTER MAY FORGET IT "
BUT THEN THE DISCUSSION BECOMES BLOODY SERIOUS
WHEN JOHNNY IS OFFERING HIM THE OPPORTUNITY TO
MAKE AN INTERESTING MOVIE WITH A BLOND STARLET IN
THE ROLE OF FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE WHO KEEPS
BEATING UP A SISTER TERESA'S SISTER ALL HOT NEWS
MAKING ME SAY I CAN NOT REFUSE TO DO THE SCRIPT
FOR THIS PICTURE ANSWERING JOHNNY TO CALL ME
TOMORROW LATE AFTERNOON THEN MAYBE WE CAN
HAVE SOME TALK ON A PARK BENCH VERY QUIET WITH
MAYBE ONE OR TWO UNNOTICEABLE GRANDMOTHERS
SITTING NEXT TO US JUST OUT OF THE HOSPITAL WITH
PUMPED-UP BREASTS WORKING ON BEHALF OF THE
WORLD WILDLIFE FUND OFFERING THEIR MILK FOR FREE
NO GOVERNMENT WILL PAY ATTENTION TO IN ANY
GARDEN OF BIBLIC EVIL AS ALL OF US WE KNOW THAT
EVERY DAY IN ANY CITY SEVERAL THOUSANDS ARE
DIVORCING BECAUSE EVERYBODY KEEPS LYING I DO NOT
CARE ABOUT AS I AM USED TO DEAL WITH OSCAR
CELEBRITIES ARRIVING CARELESS AT THE CLUB WITH
AN OVERDOSE OF CRACK WE HIDE THEM UNDER LARGE
CHESTERFIELD COUCHES AS IF IT LOOKS THEY HAVE
BEEN THROWN AWAY AS AN EMPTY BOX OF
CARCINOGENIC CIGARETTES I HEAR THAT THE OFFICER
AT THE POLICE STATION SAYS THAT THIS IS THE KIND OF
GARBAGE HE COMPARED KURT WITH HIS POOR LIFE
ALREADY FORGOTTEN NOT BECAUSE OF HIS SAD VOICE
BUT THANKS TO HIS LATRINE STINKING CLOTHES WHICH
MADE HIM SO EXTREME SLUTTISH OR CALL IT TRENDY-
GRUNGY FOR PSYCHOPATHS WHO HAVE TO
ACCENTUATE THE FEMALE PART OF THEIR BEHAVIOUR
ONLY DRINKING SAN PELLEGRINO FILLED WITH
BENZEDRINE TELLING ME YOUR NUMBER IS NOT IN ANY
PHONE BOOK ADMITTING THAT YOU HAVE FOUR
CHILDREN BUT NEVER GOT MARRIED BECAUSE YOU

STUDIED FOR PROTESTANT VICAR IN AMSTERDAM
FEELING HUNGRY WHEN YOU HAVE LUNCH IN YOUR
FAVOURITE MINISKIRT YOU ONLY ORDER RISOTTO WITH
CREAMY GORGONZOLA ONCE IN A WEEK AS YOU
RESPECT YOUR STRESSED STOMACH SO BETTER DO NOT
EAT IN THE SUN NEVER IN AN AIRCONDITIONED
ATMOSPHERE HOPING TO BE OF HELP I HAVE BOOKED
YOU AT JAY-JAY ON MONDAY IN LA STRADA ON TUESDAY
I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD MAKE RESERVATIONS AT IL
CAMPESINO ON WEDNESDAY SO FOR THE REST OF THE
WEEK YOU ONLY WILL EAT CUCUMBER SANDWICHES
FURTHER ON YOU HAVE TO IMPROVISE AS NOW I HAVE
TO GO BUT I LEAVE YOU IN THE KITCHEN A BIG CAN OF
RED CHILI BEANS WITH SPICY DIP YOU ONLY WILL EAT ON
SUNDAY THE DAY OF REST YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO MAKE
YOUR LOOK HUTSI-BAD AS IF IT HAPPENED ON ANOTHER
PLANET SO CHOOSE MARS OR JUPITER BUT LEARN MY
INSTRUCTIONS BY HEART BEFORE NEXT WEDNESDAY
THE DAY THAT MERCURY ENDS ITS RETROGRADE CYCLE
A NUMBER OF NEGATIVE FACTS WILL ENTER YOUR SIGN
SO BETTER BE PATIENT UNTIL FRIDAY WHEN NEW
INFLUENCES MAY INTENSIFY YOUR POSSIBILITIES
EXPECTING YOU WILL HAVE TO TACKLE OTHER EXCITING
OFFERS WHICH CAN TURN MATCHLESS AS A RESULT OF
FORMER WRONG PASSIONS STILL WORKING ON YOUR
MIND EXALTING OTHER DOMESTIC INTRIGUES WHICH
MAKES ME REALIZE I BETTER DO NOT OFFER YOU MORE
SUGGESTING YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF AS
THE UNFATHOMABLE MIGHT BECOME CLEAR THANKS TO
A SMART INTERVENTION ON SATURDAY YOU MUST BE
ATTENTIVE WHEN URANUS ACCOMPANIES A FULL MOON
WHICH IS NOT NECESSARILY POSITIVE FOR YOU BUT
MORE THAN ENOUGH TO STUDY HELPFUL SOLUTIONS
ABOUT YOUR FEAR REGARDING BLACK CATS ONLY A
FAKE IDEA YOU HAVE TO FORGET WITH AQUARIUS
SHOWING UP YOU HAVE SERIOUS CHANCES TO
DISCOVER WHERE YOUR HAPPINESS IN LIFE MIGHT
OCCUR BUT ALSO RESPECT PLUTO SUPPORTING THE
CHARMING PRINCE ON A WHITE HORSE AS YOU EVER
HAVE KNOWN IT IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY NEED MORE
THAN ANYTHING ELSE THE PROSPECT OF A NEW LIFE AS
A BEACHBOY IN HAWAII A BRAND-NEW CAR TO MATCH
CLEAN UNDERWEAR SO FIRST OF ALL YOU ENJOY A HOT
SHOWER THEN CONTROL YOUR BREATHING TAKE A
WALK TO KNIGHTSBRIDGE BUY SOME NICE THINGS
MAYBE A SILK GREY TOP YOU CAN ASSORT WITH THESE
BAGGY ORANGE TROUSERS YOU SAW AT CHRISTIAN
LACROIX FOR SURE IT WILL HELP YOU LOOK MORE
FLASHY OR SICK WHEN AGAIN YOU SHOULD START
DRINKING CHOPIN-VODKA DANCING MAMBOS IN YOUR
POVER SOHO CLUB SO FIRST OF ALL KICK OUT THAT
UGLY DOG YOU BOUGHT IN PORTOBELLO BETTER PLANT
THREE GOLDEN APPLE TREES ON YOUR TERRACE LET
GROW YOUR MOUSTACHE EX GEORGE MICHAEL WHICH
WILL GIVE YOU SOME DESIRABLE AGGRESSIVENESS
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR FRIENDS WILL SMELL THAT
AGAIN YOU ARE WEARING MARILYN MONROE'S DIRTY
PANTIES AGAIN YOU CAN TELL THAT IT IS PERFECTLY
TRUE THAT JFK SAID TO BOBBY WHILE BOTH WERE
PEEING IN THE LADIES RESTROOM OF THE BEL AIR
HOTEL " SHE REALLY STINKS BROTHER AND IF YOU DO
NOT BELIEVE ME BOBBY THEN SMELL MY FINGERS " ALL
HISTORIC FACTS WE NOW UNDERSTAND AFTER SO MANY
REVELATIONS THAT THE PRESIDENT MUST HAVE
FORGOTTEN ON PURPOSE THAT NORMA JEANE WHEN
FIRST GOT MARRIED HAD BEEN WORKING IN A MEAT
FACTORY AT THE ASSEMBLY LINE EXCITING MEN THE
WAY SHE WAS WALKING IN TOO TIGHT CLOTHES WHICH

IS WHAT SHE KEPT DOING DURING THE REST OF HER
MISERABLE LIFE ALL ILL-BRED WHICH JOE DIMAGGIO
NEVER COULD STAND NOR ARTHUR MILLER WHO GOT SO
CRAZY BY HER VULGARNESS HE STARTED SAMPLING
MOZART FOR CHUCK BERRY WHO WAS VERY
INFLUENTIAL IN THE LATE SIXTIES ONLY BEATEN IN
POPULARITY BY ELVIS PRESLEY BUT WHEN WE GET
BORED OF THESE SIMPLE MINDS WE ALWAYS CAN ENJOY
INTERESTING EXAMPLES OF PRINTED WORDS PUT
TOGETHER BY JACK KEROUAC JUMPING FROM MY CAR
ONTO MY BIKE WHEN I DO NOT FIND MY SUNGLASSES
DEPENDING ON THE WEATHER OR MY JUICES FOR
BREAKFAST NEVER PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT
EXPERTS MIGHT PRETEND I ADVISE YOU NOT TO TOUCH
ANY OF THESE GREASY SPARERIBS NEVER ON MY MENU
ALTHOUGH OXFORD UNIVERSITY HAS BEEN REPORTING
FOR YEARS MEAT TO BE SAFE WHICH WAS PART OF
LABOUR POLITICS I AM SURE THAT BSE WILL FOREVER
REMAIN AS PART OF THE NEW SYSTEM TO STIMULATE
SIMPLE WAYS OF MASSIVE KILLING ELABORATED BY
YOUR LOCAL BUTCHER IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE
MINISTRY OF HEALTHCARE PREPARING THEIR FUTURE
VERDICT WHICH MEANS MANSLAUGHTER HAS TO BE
INCREASED TO SOLVE AT LEAST PART OF TRAFFIC
PROBLEMS ALL THE CONTRARY OF WHAT HAPPENED IN A
MORE PRIMITIVE WAY WITH MARTIN LUTHER KING WHO
WAS A SELF-MADE PRODUCT OF DOOMED RESISTANCE A
KIND OF OVEREDUCATED MAN NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE
IN US VULGARITY KILLED THE GOVERNMENT WITH HIS
BROTHERS IN ARMS SUPPORTING THE ENEMY
CONDOLING ALSO YOU BY MEANS OF HALLELUJAHS NOT
SPENT ON ME KNOWING BARBIE STILL LOVES
GUTENBERG WHEN SHE TESTIFIES THAT NO OTHER MAN
ON EARTH WAS CAPABLE TO TRANSFORM AN OLD WINE
PRESS INTO THE FIRST PRINTING MACHINE EVER
ADAPTED WITH MOVEABLE PRINT-TYPES SOAKED IN
LINSEED-OIL YOU MUST REALIZE THAT THIS WAS THE
FIRST ACT EVER OF PRE-TECHNOLOGY CONTESTING THE
PURPOSE OF BLACK BOXES IN AIRCRASHES SOME FIVE
HUNDRED YEARS LATER THE DEBATE IN THE REICHSTAG
ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF MERCHANDISING GUTENBERG'S
BIOGRAPHY SEEMS A BLOCKBUSTER ON ICESKATES
DUMPED IN THE SAHARA OUR EXPRESSION OF CULTURE
IN NEED OF MORE WATER THE IRRIGATION TOO
COMPLICATED TO REALIZE THE GROWING OF HUMAN
BRAINS WE HAVE TO CONSIDER THE FULL APPLICATION
OF DIGITAL PRINTING ANOTHER POOR WAY OF
COMMUNICATION WE DO NOT OVERCOME OUR
CONFUSED MINDS CONNECTED TO EVER EXPANDING
FINANCIAL MATTERS A VULGAR COMPROMISE IN A NEW
MILLENNIUM IN WHICH KILLING DAILY OCCUPIES THE
FRONTPAGE OUR NEWSPAPERS EXPLAINING THE
REGULAR ATROCITIES OF COMMON CRIMINALS WHO
COULD ONLY BE ILL PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM MENTAL
DISORDER IN CONFRONTATION WITH OUR UNAWARENESS
SUPPORTED BY OUR NON EDUCATION WE CALL
FREEDOM LINKED TO THE UNPREPARED CITIZEN WHO
BECOMES CANNIBALIZED PERFORMING IN CONFUSED
EXTASE STIMULATED BY THE NEO-UNCONSCIOUSNESS
OF LACAN & BERGSON NO LONGER LEARNING FROM
HISTORIC EXAMPLES OF MYTHONOMIA SPICED WITH MAD
WARRIORS IN CONCERT STIMULATED BY SIMULATION OF
HUTU-SHOOTING AT BURNED SCHOOLS SHOWN ONLY ON
COMMERCIAL TELEVISION CANCELLING ALL OF
TRADITIONAL VALUES CONFISCATED THE MORNING
BEFORE WITH GREY BAGS UNDER THEIR ELECTRIC EYES
IN UNFAMILIAR MIRRORS TRYING TO WASH AWAY THE
HURRICANE OF SADISTIC BLOOD OF RAPE AT A

BASKETBALL GAME A SO CALLED PARTY TO BE
REPLACED BY MONOPOLY GAMES IN IMAGINATIVE
SPANISH CASTLES INDICATED AS CONSTRUCTIVE TRASH
HIDDEN DOWNTOWN IN UNFAMILIAR CELLARS
PROPOSING DRACULA COULD BETTER KEEP THEM SHUT
WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SUDDENLY MANILLA-RATS START
KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR NEVER TO BE COMPENSATED
BY GLASNOST-CHESSPLAYERS DRINKING CHÂTEAU
CHEVAL BLANC IN PLASTIC GLASSES ONLY A
COMMUNIST TRICK TO SATISFY THE INTOXICATED FLESH
WITH CHEAP WODKA MADE WITH ANTI FREEZE AS IF THIS
COULD CALM DOWN THE MOST POWERFUL HAPPENING
EVER CALLED BIG BANG THEORIES PRETEND MORE OR
LESS SOME FIVE HUNDRED BILLION YEARS AGO ONLY
COMPARABLE TO THE TRILLIONS OF PICASSO SPOTS
WARMING UP JERRY LEE LEWIS IN HIS MADISON SQUARE
GARDENS' ROCK 'N ROLL PANORAMAS SPONSORED BY
COLOURFUL SOFTDRINKS OFFERING YOU HANDY
SENSORS ON DIET CAPABLE OF DETECTING IN LESS
THAN FOUR SECONDS THE ULTIMATE BOMB ATTACK
SENDING CRUCIAL DATA BACK
TO GROUND STATIONS IN STAT OF ALARM AS FAST AS
THE 600 BHP LAMBORGHINI BRAKING IN FRONT OF
EINSTEIN HOUSE IN ZÜRICH ONLY TWO SECONDS BEFORE
OUR FATAL BLOW-UP WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN
RESOLVED IN OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES WITHOUT THE
NEED OF ANY RELATIVITY THEORY NOBODY
UNDERSTANDS THAT ONLY ONE MAN IS CAPABLE OF
RESOLVING BY SAVING OUR LIVES IN EXTREMIS HIS NAME
IS STEPHEN KING WHO HAS TAKEN OVER FULL CONTROL
OF THIS JOYRIDE DURING WHICH WE HAVE ALREADY
LOOSENED OUR SEATBELT BUT WE DO NOT PANIC AS I
AM READING ON THE FIRST PAGE OF HIS NEXT BOOK WE
TAKE IT EASY AS BY NOW WE ARE ALREADY FLYING
OVER THE BLUE SEA OUT OF LEBANON-REACH THANKS
TO THE AUTHOR'S BINGO-SATELLITES OBSERVING YOU
INTENSIVELY WHEN YOU TRY TO CHECK-OUT WITHOUT
PAYING FROM YOUR BATHROOM PERMITTING
INVESTIGATORS TO PROVE YOUR INFIDELITY
CONFIRMING THE DECOMPRESSION YOU ARE SUBMITTED
TO IN NORDIC SAUNAS THE WAY YOU BEHAVE IN DEEP
WATER SEARCHING BLACK PEARLS STILL THINKING THAT
ON YOUR WIRELESS YOU CAN CALL FOR HELP WHICH
WILL BE USELESS BECAUSE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIGHT
THE NASA PARAMETERS AS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO
WITHSTAND AN IMPACT OF 3 000 TIMES GRAVITATIONAL
FORCE SURVIVING TEMPERATURES OF OVER 1 000°
CELSIUS CAPABLE OF TRANSMITTING TED HUGHES' LOVE
LETTERS FROM DEPTHS OF 3 000 FEET YOU HAVE TO
ADMIT OUR SOPHISTICATED WAY OF THINKING CAN NOT
BUY ANY TYPE OF PENCIL ABLE TO DECRYPT SUCH
INFORMATION CONCLUDING WE ALL HAVE BEEN
CHUCKED BY OUR NERVES DAMAGED BY MAGMA-
TENSION RECORDED AS BEING MARRIED DIVORCED
ENGAGED OR CRAZY EMBARKED AS CASTRATED
REGISTERED AS INDOCTRINATED OR TERMINAL
SOMETIMES FREE ON PAROLE WHATEVER THAT MEANS I
PRESUME OUR NAMES ARE CONSTANTLY INTERCHANGED
WHICH IS THE EASIEST WAY TO MYSTIFY OUR
PARTNERSHIP SINCE ANY UNFORMAL HINT COULD BE
CAPTURED BY DATA STRINGS BUT SINCE THE SYSTEM
FREQUENCIES ON THE GROUND NO LONGER RESPOND
PROFICIENTLY IN SPITE OF PRINCETON ENGINEERS THE
ACTUAL ENGINES THEY USE MAKE UNCONTROLLABLE
MISGUIDING PRETENDING THEY ACT IN A PROPHETIC WAY
A RIDICULOUS EXPRESSION AS USED SOMETIMES BY
MENOPAUSING SCIENTISTS NO LONGER AWARE OF OUR
LAST MINUTE DESIRES WHICH UNDER THESE BUILT-IN-

FOR-CATASTROPHY CIRCUMSTANCES I AM INCLINED TO
SUGGEST A MORE POETIC INTERVENTION ASKING
WILLIAM BLAKE TO WHISPER INTO MARGARETH
THATCHER'S LEFT EAR HIS FAMOUS MAXIM "ONE
MOMENT IN A FLOWER ETERNITY IN AN HOUR" AS ALL I
CAN DO IS QUOTE OR PROJECT IN DIFFERENT
CIRCUMSTANCES WHATEVER I HAVE HEARD OR MAY
HAVE READ FROM SENSITIVE PERSONS WHICH CAUSES
ME UTMOST SATISFACTION OR PROFOUND CHAOS BUT IN
ANY CASE ANOTHER INSTALLATION IN MY MENTAL LIFE
ZUM BEISPIEL AS WHEN I ASK MYSELF "WALTER WHAT IS
GOING ON" I HAVE NO OTHER ANSWER THAN TO EXPLAIN
YOU I KEEP WRITING FURTHER ON EXPECTING TO FIND
MY WAY OUT OR OTHER SYMBOLS TO STAY PUT
CONFRONTED WITH DESTRUCTABLE ARCHETYPES WHO
HELP ME UNDERSTAND UNIVERSAL RELATIVITY SINCE
EVERY DAY WORLD RECORD HOLDERS ARE OVERTAKEN
EVERY CREATION AT AN UNCERTAIN MOMENT WILL BE
DISMANTLED BY AERODYNAMIC BALLERINAS OR
RESTORED WATERGATE-PLUMBERS TELLING ME MY GPS
CAN EASILY BE DISCONNECTED LOSING ANY SENSE OF
DIRECTION SIINCE MY PROGRAMMED FEELINGS ARE
KEPT ON HOLD THESE GUYS IN THE WHITE UNIFORMS
HURT ME WITH PROMINENT TENACITY LEADING ME TO
KEROSENE EXPLOSIONS I CAN TRANSLATE IN BLACK ON
WHITE MY ALPHABET FULL OF ALARMING SIGNS PITCHED
DOWN WITH WATERPROOF INK REASSEMBLING MY
UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES CONVINCING MYSELF MY
HEART PUMP HAS NEVER TIME TO REST UNTIL
CONFRONTED TO ITS FINAL STOP I KEEP PERFORMING
THANKS TO A REALISTIC NO-SECURITY-CONTRACT I HAVE
UNDERSIGNED WITH MY CONSCIENCE WHICH ENABLES
ME TO UNDERSTAND I EVEN HAVE TO BE PREPARED TO
SACRIFICE WHAT MOTIVATES ME MOST I KNOW IT IS THE
NOTHINGNESS OF LIFE I AM CONNECTED WITH ENGAGED
IN TRYING TO ACHIEVE SOME SMALL PARCELS OF
SPARTAN GROWTH BE IT USELESS I KEEP REMEMBERING
YOU THAT WHAT I AM AIMING FOR WHICH WAS NEVER
MEANT TO BE AN INSURANCE POLICY KNOWING I PRINT
READABLE CHARACTERS ALTHOUGH WELL AWARE THAT
MY EXPRESSION IS BREATHING INFECTED AIR
CONDITIONED BY DEMANDING GRAVITY WITH MY ZEAL ON
THE RUN IN CITY MARATHONS WHERE THERE ARE NO
WINNERS NOR LOSERS I ONLY MEET WELL TRAINED
BODIES CONFIRMING THAT ALL OF THE CHOLESTEROL-
TRASH HAS BEEN DUMPED DURING DAILY LIFESTYLE WE
KEEP COMMUNICATING UNTIL OUR UNDERSTANDING
FINALLY HAS TO BE MISUNDERSTOOD BY THE GROWING
ZOMBIE-MAJORITY I TRY TO MODIFY THE SAME SORT OF
PERSON I HAVE BEEN IN DIFFERENT PERSONS INTO
DECENT BEHAVIOUR WE PRACTISED BEFORE WE DID NOT
KNOW YET NOR WILL RECOGNIZE UNTIL SUDDENLY
THERE IS LIGHT WHEN WE HEAR OUR THOUGHTS
REPEATED IN OTHER PERSONS VOICES FROM ALTO
SOPRANO TO BARYTON-BASS WE WILL BE LISTENING TO
OUR OWN UNPREDICTABLE SUGGESTIONS COMBINED IN
OTHER HUMANS CHOKING IMAGINATION I CAN ALREADY
FEEL IN AN ABSTRACT CONFRONTATION I HAVE TO ADMIT
IT IS A WEIRD WAY OF PORTRAYING OUR FUTURE
COMMUNICATION I EVEN FEEL SCARED TO ACCEPT IT BUT
TRYING HARD TO HACK INTO IN OUR ACTUAL CHEATING
MIND OUR FOREVER POOR STROKES OF ABSURD
EXPRESSION ONLY THE CREATION OF OTHER CRASHING
ICARUSES COPIES OF SYMBOLS WHICH MUST KEEP
FALLING ON AND ON TOWARDS RECENTLY INVENTED
ENDLESS DEPTHS WHERE MY TUMBLING DRAWINGS ARE
MIXING TWENTY SIX CONSTANTLY DIFFERENT LETTERS A
CONFIDENT SENSATION FOR MY CRASHING MIND OF

WHAT I CAN COVER IN UNMEASURABLE LENGTH OF
WHAT I DEFINE MY ENOURMOUS NEED TO EXPRESS MY
FEVER MY DOUBTS MY AIMING NEVER BY ACCIDENT THE
EFFECTS OF MY CORRESPONDENCE IN MOVEMENT
WITHOUT A SPARE MOMENT OF REST I KNOW I HAVE TO
BE KNOCKED OUT TURNING OUT MY LIGHT THINKING
THAT SINCE PALAEOLITHIC TIMES THE ACCEPTABLE
MIRACLE WILL GO ON WITHOUT ME I REALIZE I HAVE NO
REASON NOT TO ACCEPT OUR DEALING MINDS
IRRATIONALLY INVOLVED WITH OTHER IRRATIONAL
SYSTEMS PROJECTED ON MIND SCREENS DISMISSED ON
A SPECIAL XMAS PROGRAMME WITH NEVER SEEN
BEFORE IMAGES OF AN URANUS SATELLITE WE REALIZE
WE ARE SORT OF PIONEERS AMIDST OUR EVER GROWING
SPECTRUM FEATURING OUR FUTURE
EXTRATERRESTRIAL POSSIBILITIES ALREADY
BLOSSOMING FROM MANHATTAN'S GUGGENHEIM ONTO
BILBAO'S SATELLITE FINALLY WE FIND THE COURAGE TO
WALK AWAY FROM INNNOCENT SEX PARTIES IN LAS
VEGAS ABSORBED AS WE ARE BY THE ACADEMY OF ST
MARTIN-IN-THE-FIELDS UNEXPECTEDLY IN CONCERT AT
THE ROYAL FESTIVAL HALL FROM WHERE WE VISUALIZE
OUR RIDE BY TAXI TO THE NEW TATE FOR EXPRESSION
ON CANVAS PAPER PLASTIC POLYESTER LINEN WOOD
WALLPAPER NEWSPAPER CARDBOARD DRIED LEAVES
LIMESTONE OR CONCRETE OR WHATEVER MATERIAL OR
THOUGHTS YOU USE FOR YOUR CREATIONS AN
ICONOCLASTIC CRITERIUM YOU KEEP INVENTING
ALTHOUGH ALL WE THINK OF HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE
WE KNOW IS BASED ON OUR OBSERVATION OF EXISTING
SITUATIONS A SORT OF DICTATED ADMIRATION WE HAVE
TO ABSORB IN OTHER ACCEPTABLE FANTASIES IN
AMBITIOUS DIMENSIONS WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE IS
MADE POSSIBLE OFFERING EXTREME IMAGE-BREAKING
REQUIRING EVERY ITEM OF NATURAL INPUT MADE
IRRATIONAL IT IS UNDERSTOOD WE HAVE NOTHING TO
LOSE AS I THINK THAT ALL ACTION IS BORN OUT OF FEAR
IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF JUMPING THE NEED TO PROVE I
DARE EXIST IN SPONSORED CONDITIONS PAID BY GUTS
TAKING CALCULATED RISKS WHAT WE CALL
ENGAGEMENT INTRODUCING BRUNELLESCHI'S CHIANTI-
TECH IN SILICON VALLEY COUNTERING HOLY COWS IN
MADRAS WHERE THE NEGATIVISM OF INDOCTRINATED
HOLINESS BECOMES AN ACCEPTABLE SIMULATION
EQUAL TO NEO-FASCIST REALISM AS WHAT ITALIAN
DESIGNERS KEEP MODELLING WHAT WE URGE TO ADAPT
TO THE DIFFERENT TEMPERATURES OF OUR SUDDEN
NEEDS IMPOSED WITHOUT QUESTIONING OURSELVES
WHY DO WE BUY THE MOST UNNECESSARY STUFF
TOTALLY OUT OF BALANCE IN THE COMPANY OF
TRUSTABLE ASTRONAUTS WEARING STUPID COWBOY
HATS NOT AT ALL ACCEPTABLE WITH THE
BREATHTAKING EFFECTS PRODUCED BY NAT KING COLE
AT HIS STEINWAY PIANO INSISTING TO PLAY SIBELIUS IN
SYDNEY'S OPERA HOUSE WHATEVER THE RESPONSE OF
PROFESSIONAL GOLFERS ON TOUR MAY BE I SUPPOSE
THEY NEITHER WILL KNOW THAT FRANZ KAFKA'S WORK
WAS SAVED BY MAX BROD AT PARTICULAR MOMENTS IN
HISTORY WHEN EVEN MILENA JESENSKA DID NOT
REALIZE HUMANITY WILL KEEP READING FRANZ FOR
CENTURIES WE DO NOT IMAGINE THAT THIS
REMARKABLE WOMAN KEEPS LISTENING AT PRAGUE'S
OPEN WINDOWS SELLING T-SHIRTS WITH THE AUTHOR'S
SIGNATURE TO AMERICAN TOURISTS WHO TELL HER
STUPIDITIES ABOUT THEIR RETURN FLIGHT NOW
LISTENING IN TRANCE TO THE FALLING LEAVES FROM
THE PARIS WILLOW TREES MADE FAMOUS BY FRANK
SINATRA AGAIN AT THE IMMORTAL CAESAR'S PALACE ON

MY MIND ALTHOUGH I COULD BE WALKING ALONG LE
BOULEVARD SAINT MICHEL IT MUST BE AROUND NOON
AS I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT IN ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES
AT LIPPS' FIRST FLOOR WHERE I SHALL MEET BALDUR
VON SCHIRACK JUNIOR WHO WANTS TO INVEST PART OF
HIS FATHER'S STOLEN ART COLLECTION IN THE PROJECT
OF ANOTHER DISNEYWORLD PROBABLY TO BE BUILT
NEAR BUDAPEST WHICH HE EXPLAINS TO ME WHILE WE
ARE DRINKING GOSSET MILLESIME 1969 HE IMMEDIATELY
STARTS ATTACKING THE FRENCHIES IN HIS
HOCHDEUTSCH TELLING ME THAT THEY MUST BE
SMOKED AS IRISH SALMON WHICH BRINGS HIM NEXT TO
EVOKING THE PATRIOTIC CAUSE OF AMERICAN
LIBERALISM CONVINCED AS HE IS THAT HIS FINAL
REASON FOR LIVING IS TO FIGHT THE VERY LAST SPASMS
OF COMMUNISM HE NEVER HAS ACCEPTED NOR
FORGOTTEN WHAT HAPPENED IN MEMORABLE DAYS TO
HIS DEEPFROZEN BROTHERS DURING THE HEROIC
BATTLE OF STALINGRAD EATING STALINISTIC
MENSCHENFLEISCH BEFORE DYING ONLY BECAUSE OF
LACK OF AMMUNITION WHEN HE ABRUPTLY CHANGES
CONVERSATION HE TELLS ME THAT LAST YEAR HE GOT
MARRIED TO ALICE IN WONDERLAND AFTER FINALLY
DIVORCING FROM THE LADY IS A TRAMP BECAUSE HE
WANTS TO FEEL A SLEEPING BEAUTY IN HIS BED STATING
THAT ANYTHING CAN BE ACHIEVED ESPECIALLY THESE
DAYS WHEN YOU ACCEPT TO ADAPT YOUR MIND YOUR
CONVICTION MODIFIED BY THE PRACTICAL SOFT DEVICES
USED BY POLITICIANS SELLING PEACE OR WAR TALK
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER EVERY YEAR ON THE 7TH OF
DECEMBER THE DAY PEARL HARBOUR WAS BOMBED SO
FINALLY WHEN OUR SECOND BOTTLE OF GOSSET IS
EMPTY WE FEEL ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT THIS PROJECT
LOOKS BETTER THAN INVESTING MORE MONEY ON THE
SLIPPERY SLOPES OF WALL STREET WHERE THE STOCK
MARKET HAS REACHED RECORD HEIGHTS
WITH EXPERTS PRETENDING ANOTHER BEAR MARKET IS
NEARBY WHICH IS PART OF A NATURAL LAW MADE TO
IMPROVE CRAZY SPECULATIONS WITH STOCKBROKERS
FORGETTING TO WARN US THIS SITUATION IS VOLATILE
WHICH HE KNOWS FROM SOME FRENCH SPEAKING GUYS
WITH A COCKNEY ACCENT WHO ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED
ESPECIALLY THOSE HE MET LAST WEEK AT MISTER
CHOW ONLY DISCUSSING THE PARTICULAR TASTE OF
SWEET & SOUR INSTEAD OF BULLS & BEARS I THINK IT IS
TIME TO BUY ELECTRONICS WHICH IS EASY TO CHECK IF
YOU WATCH THE LONDON TECHMARK WITH A 180
COMPANIES CONCENTRATING ON THE FUTURE OF
COMPUTERS WHICH SEEMS INTERESTING FOR LONG-
TERM INVESTORS AS IT OFFERS YOU LOTS OF TIME TO
REFLECT DRINKING CAPPUCCINO AT PIAZZA SANTA
MARIA IN THE HEART OF TRASTEVERE I KEEP WALKING
INCOGNITO IN THE DIRECTION OF PIAZZA NAVONA
BUYING AN ICE CREAM TRUFFATO AT TRE SCALINI
WHERE I AM INFORMED BY A COMMEMORATIVE MARBLE
PLATE ON THE WALL THAT ALSO THE CELEBRATED
NICOLINI WAS HERE SOME TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO
WHO WAS CONSIDERED THE BEST INTERPRETER OF
HÄNDEL'S ANNOYING OPERA ALCINA IN WHICH THIS
UGLY ITALIAN CASTRATO KEEPS SINGING THE WAY
PROFESSIONALS CALL THE TRUMPET TONE ALTHOUGH
AT THE METROPOLITAN CONNOISSEURS PRETEND IT TO
BE THE TARZAN-CALL MIXED WITH CREAM À LA MENTHE
WHICH PRODUCES THAT STRANGE TRUMPET SOUND I DO
NOT LIKE AT ALL BECAUSE OF DIZZIE GILLESPIE'S
SWOLLEN CHEEKS HIS PIG HANDS HIS WAILING DICK
WHILE HE PLAYS BEBOP MAYBE BECAUSE IN THE
LIBRETTO OF THE OPERA ALCINA WHICH IS BASED ON

TORQUATO TASSO'S HEROIC POEM "LA GERUSALEMME
LIBERATA" IT IS EXPLAINED THAT ATHLETIC
BAYWATCHERS HAVE SAVED EIGHTEEN SOLDIERS OF
THE SARACEN ARMY AFTER LOSING THE FAMOUS
BATTLE AGAINST THE CRUSADERS OF GODFRIED DE
BOUILLON I THINK THIS IS SOAP AT ITS WORST WITH A
SPECTACULAR SALAD SERVED WITH THOUSAND ISLANDS
DRESSING SHOWING US THE LATEST TYPE OF
POLYESTER BEN HUR CHARIOTS SPONSORED BY LA
REVUE LITTÉRAIRE PRESENTING IN THEIR NOVEMBER
ISSUE DRAWINGS OF FIRE-EATING DRAGONS
CONTRACTED BY ANTWERP'S ACADEMY OF FINE ARTS
WHOSE DIRECTOR IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT EVERY
CONCERT OF THE PETER PAUL RUBENS ORCHESTRA
WAS SOLD OUT IN ONLY THREE HOURS ON INTERNET
WHICH MADE THE INTELLIGENT MANAGER OF LONDON'S
QUEEN'S THEATRE COUNTERATTACK BY INVESTING HIS
SPARE TIME IN AN UNKNOWN STARLET BY THE NAME OF
URSULA WHOM HE ASKS TO UNDRESS IN HIS OFFICE TO
TRY-OUT OTHER SUGGESTIONS ABOUT THAT WET
MERMAID NO LONGER SUFFERING IN COPENHAGEN BUT
DANCING IN HIS NEXT SHOW FULL OF RIDICULOUS
INTERFERENCES WHEN SHE EMERGES FROM THE RED
SEA MAKING SUCH A GORGEOUS IMPRESSION ON JAMES
BOND IN PERSON WHO PROMPTLY BOUGHT HER THE
LATEST BEATLE-VOLKSWAGEN INSTEAD OF AN ASTON
MARTIN NOT BECAUSE OF THE PRICETAG BUT BECAUSE
007 PRETENDS THAT THE GERMAN CAR IS MUCH EASIER
TO PARK IN THE CITY MORE EXQUISITE ON RAINY
AFTERNOONS IN FRONT OF THE DORCHESTER OR
DURING MISTY NIGHTS IN HYDE PARK LOOKING FOR
BOMBAY-GIGOLOS NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE FACT
THAT IT TAKES THE SEXY STAR SYRIO NO LESS THAN
NINE YEARS TO SEND ITS LIGHT TO EARTH WHEREAS
PLANET VENUS' LIGHT REACHES US ALREADY IN LESS
THAN FOUR MINUTES WHICH MAKES ME REALIZE
TONIGHT WHILE MEDITATING ON MY TERRACE THAT THIS
IMPRESSIVE SKY I STARE AT SEEMS MUCH TOO LARGE
MAYBE PAINTED IN TROMPE L'OEIL WITH VITRIOL
ASSUMING THAT WHAT WE SEE IS NOT WHAT WE THINK IT
IS I MEAN THE WORLD WE LIVE IN IS AN EVIRONMENT OF
MATHEMATICAL DISORDER A CONCEPT WE CAN NEVER
UNDERSTAND NOR KEEP UNDER CONTROL OUR BRAINS
MOCKINGLY MODERATE PUTTING CRAZY LABELS ON IT
SINCE EINSTEIN DISCOVERED RELATIVITY WHICH IS A
PRACTICAL EXCUSE DURING OUR LIMITED STAY ON
EARTH OF WHICH I THINK IN ABSTRACT TERMS LEARNING
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WE REMAIN IN A DUST-TO-
DUST SITUATION WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND YET WHEN WE
LOOK PRESUMPTIOUS AS IF I SHOULD SAY THAT WE ARE
DRINKING GRAPES INSTEAD OF WINE ASSUMING THAT
EVERYTHING HAS TOO MANY DIFFERENT NAMES OR
MEANINGS IN TRIBAL CIRCUMSTANCES THE RADIATION
OF MOUNTAIN CRYSTAL OR THE FRAGRANCE OF
JACQUELINE BOUVIER ROSES THE EXCLUSIVE
WHISPERING OF CAMPAGNOLO WHEELS ON A TITANIUM
BIKE OR AN HALDOUS HUXLEY HAPPENING WITH LSD
WHILE CYCLING FROM DAMME TO BRUGES TALKING TO
FLEMISH SEAGULLS SITTING ON THE COBBLESTONES
THE SAME AWARENESS OF SPEED ENTERS MY MIND AS
WHEN I FLY WITH VIRGIN AIR TO ROME I CANNOT FORGET
TO THINK ABOUT THE VIRGINS I FELL IN LOVE WITH IN
EARLIER DAYS IN THE COLOSSEUM FOR THE OCCASION
DECORATED WITH SAN FRANCISCO FLOWER BEDS OUR
WET HANDS CARESSING THE LOVESONGS OF YOKO OUR
LIPS KISSING PEDRO ALMODOVAR'S FLAMENCO-NURSES
ON BBC WORLD INSTEAD OF SUPPORTING MANCHESTER
UNITED AGAINST BAYERN MÜNICH NOT FOR THE QUALITY

OF THE GAME BUT BECAUSE OF THE HOOLIGANS WHO
TURN ENGLISH FOOTBALL INTO A WAR BUT VERY GOOD
FOR MERCHANDISING OR THE SPONSORING OF THE MOST
SENILE ANIMALS IN OUR SOCIETY WHICH MADE ME
DISCOVER A LOT MORE ENEMIES LOOKING EVIL AS
PITBULLS WHO CALL ME A CONTROL FREAK OR THE DAY
BEFORE YESTERDAY AN EXTREMIST BUT THIS MORNING
MY CONCIERGE SAID I BEHAVE AS A WRECKLESS
WANDERER ALTHOUGH IN YOUR NEWSPAPER I HAVE
READ I AM AN EXCENTRIC MORE THAN EVER A NARCIST
BUT I LOVE ALL OF MY TITLES BECAUSE THEY DESCRIBE
WHAT I AM ELECTED FOR BY THE SILENT MAJORITY
WHICH HAS NOTHING TO SAY WHICH GRANTS ME I CAN
LEAVE FOR THE MOUNTAINS WHENEVER I WANT IN
SITUATIONS I NEED TO FORGET THE MOST BORING FACTS
OF THE LAST FIVE CENTURIES MOST OF THEM
SCULPTURED IN MARBLE TO CONFIRM IF NECESSARY
THEY ARE DEAD BUT STILL EXPOSED BY THE HEIRS OF
THE MEDICIS AGAIN ON THE ROAD AFTER FIVE HUNDRED
YEARS SPONSORING THE BARNUM & BAILEY CIRCUS
PLAYING FOR A FULL HOUSE EVERY NIGHT WITH
REPLICAS OF BUFFALO BILL & WINNETOU ADORED BY
COMPLEXED CURATORS WITH AN UNDERPAID JOB UNTIL
HELMUT NEWTON ARRIVES AT THE LAGO DI COMO IN THE
COMPANY OF GIORGIO ARMANI REFUSING A 6'3"
ETHIOPIAN MODEL BECAUSE SHE IS EATING SPICY
MINESTRONE ON THE PINK BED IN HER SACK'S BABY
DOLL MASTURBATING WITH HELMUT'S HASSELBLATT TO
PICTURE MY PERVERSE CONFESSIONS SPONSORED ON
THE INTERNET WITH ARMIES OF MISFITS HACKING INTO
MY JUNIOR SUITE WITH GARBAGE BRAINS TO DOWNLOAD
MY PORNO BOOKS ABANDONING MY LAST MICROS OF
CATHOLIC GUILT ALL CLAUSTROPHOBIC BECAUSE OF
BRITISH COLLEGE EDUCATION ADMINISTERED UNDER ICY
SHOWERS AN EFFECTIVE DEMONSTRATION OF BLUE
BLOOD INCEST YOU ONLY CAN AVOID BY GOING
UNDERCOVER WITH A BLACK UMBRELLA ATTACKED BY
ASTHMATIC HUMILIATIONS OF THE QUEEN'S CHILDREN
CONFRONTED WITH CATWALK-SEX SOLD AS A LAST
MINUTE CHARTER FLIGHT ARRIVING AT NOON AT
MILANO'S POMPOUS NIGHTCLUBS WHERE
ANDROGENOUS MONKS ARE READY TO ACCOMPANY YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL FOR CURETAGE SEDUCED BY SICILIAN
NURSES WEARING DOLCE & GABANA BIKINIS ENJOYING
OUR PARTY UNDER NARCOSE WE WONDER ABOUT THE
ODDS OF ARCHIMEDES WORKING IN A TURKISH BATH ON
A THESIS ABOUT POLYANDRY AS IF WE WERE STILL
CRAVING FOR ACCEPTANCE OF HIS DISPLACEMENT
PRINCIPLES I SUPPOSE I HAVE READ SOMEWHERE HE
HAS WRITTEN A BOOK ABOUT THE POSITIVE ASPECTS OF
BOXING ON YOUR SEX LIFE HOPING THE WORLD BOXING
ASSOCIATION WILL PAY HIS SCHOLARSHIP IN DOLLARS
WHICH WOULD ALLOW HIM TO ENJOY A TRENDY
LIFESTYLE IN ISTANBUL READY TO SODOMIZE SHEEP OR
DOGS HIDING IN A LOUSY 5 STAR HOTEL WE FALL INTO
HIS BED EARLY MORNING AS IF HIS DELUXE DORMITORY
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE FOR EASTBLOCK BILLIONAIRES
INFECTED BY RADIOACTIVE WATER FROM MOERMANSK
SUBMARINES THEIR NOSE A PERISCOPE MANOEUVRED
BY SOUTHBEACH SALVATION ARMY INVESTING IN
SILICON VALLEY NOT CONSIDERING THAT ANY
MISCALCULATION IN ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY MIGHT BE
CATASTROPHIC ONLY EXPECTING TO MAKE MORE EASY
MONEY WITH SEX OR LIES ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB
TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN HOW TO BECOME A
CONTRACT KILLER COACHED BY MARTIAL CROOKS YOUR
KIDS' EXPERIENCE WILL SOON LOOK ACCEPTABLE IN THE
SLUMS OF DISMANTLED SCHOOLS ALL PERSUASIVE

UNDERSTANDING OF DISASTROUS BACKFIRE KNOCKING
ON YOUR POPULAR MIND THE AGONIZING VISTA OF
SPLASHING BLOOD NO LONGER SIMULATED WHEN
RESPONSIBILITY IS COVERED BY IMMORAL TRENDS OF
SOUR ACCEPTANCE NOT IMPRESSED YOU ARE BY
UNDERSTANDING THE HORROR OF QUASIMODO'S PAIN
LOOKING REAL EVEN ON CELLULOID YOU CAN FEEL IT
WHEN THE BUSINESS OF INSANITY IS AIMING FOR A
MAXIMUM OF FACTION TERROR WITH MASS GRAVES
BLOWN AWAY BY THE FIRE OF MURDEROUS UNITED
NATIONS TANKS FOR WHICH YOUR GOVERNMENT MAKES
YOU PAY FOR INDUCING MORE MADNESS OF 19TH
CENTURY PATRIOTISM IN YOUR TREMBLING NOSTRILS
THE POISON OF NAPALM BLOWING UP YOUR SPASMODIC
COMPLEXES YOUR REMAINING MINUTES OF LIFE A
CYNICAL PART OF THE WHO'S WHO ON CNN EXPLAINED
AS COLLATERAL DAMAGE WHICH I TRANSLATE AS
ORGANIZED WAR IN WHICH BRAINWASHED SOLDIERS
ARE SINGING FRATERNITÉ ÉGALITÉ LIBERTÉ TO
CONDITION YOUR CONSCIENCE PART OF A 100 PERCENT
GEORGE ORWELL MANUFACTURING COMPANY WHICH
MAKES YOU A YO-YO TELLING ME CONSTANTLY YES YES
CONTROLLED BY BANKERS SCREENING MY BEHAVIOUR
YOUR RESPONSE TO THE SYSTEM APPLYING THE
INTERACTIVE EFFECTS ON OUR CHILDREN WHO HAVE
BEEN PREPARED BY WEIRD ENTERTAINMENT OF HOW TO
KILL YOU THEIR BROTHERS OR SISTERS ALSO DEAR
CLASSMATES OR RESPECTED TEACHERS CONFIRMING
THAT THE KICK OF THE DEATH-IMPACT ON OUR
CHILDREN HAS BECOME MURDER FOR PLEASURE A
DISASTROUS SITUATION IN OUR DAILY LIFE A REVIVAL OF
DANTESQUE DRAMA IN WHICH WE HAVE BECOME THE
BLOODY PANTOMIMES ACCEPTING EVERY NIGHT WITH
VOYEURISTIC APPETITE THE LATEST NEWS OF BEING
ACTORS IN THE MOST AWFUL KILLING OF THE DAY BY
WHICH MEANS WE HAVE BECOME ADDICTED BUTCHERS
SLAUGHTERING FOR PLEASURE RECEIVING SMALL
GRATIFICATIONS FROM THE INFERNAL MONEY MACHINE
WHICH OFFERS US AN EXTRA ONE POINT BONUS FOR THE
FIRST SIX MONTHS WITH STIPULATED CONDITIONS NOT
TO WITHDRAW MORE THAN A QUARTER OF YOUR
INVESTED CAPITAL DURING THE FIRST YEAR OFFERING
EVEN BETTER RATES IN THE SECOND YEAR AS FAR AS
YOU HOLD ON OR INCREASE THE TOTAL SUM OF YOUR
DEPOSIT ALTHOUGH ONCE YOU HAVE BECOME
ATTRACTED TO THIS EASY SYSTEM SUDDENLY IT STARTS
LOOKING MORE COMPLICATED WITH THOUSANDS OF
DIFFERENT UNIT TRUSTS PUT ON OFFER I HAVE TO CALL
MY KOREAN DOCTOR WHO PRETENDS I AM ANIMATED BY
A GLOBAL MUSHROOM OF WHICH MEGALOMANIC PARTS
ARE
GROWING IN MY BRAINS LEADING TO UNFORESEEN
SEQUENCES WHEN I AM ATTENDING A TORTUROUS
CONCERT BY IGGY POP FEATURING HIS SUPER EVA I
FEEL LINKED TO MY DEADLINE I GOT INVOLVED WITH
ALREADY CENTURIES AGO WITHOUT A REAL CAUSE IT
BECAME A RATHER SERIOUS PROBLEM IN THE EARLY
SIXTIES OF THE 20TH CENTURY WHEN I STARTED KISSING
PSYCHEDELIC MICROPHONES WEARING AN UPLIFT BRA
MUCH TOO BIG TO EXPRESS MY INNOCENCE AS A
PILGRIM ON MY WAY FROM SAINT TROPEZ TO SAN REMO
IN A FERRARI DAYTONA SELLING EXPENSIVE
ENCYCLOPAEDIAS I KEPT DEMONSTRATING ON A 24
HOURS' BASIS MY CONVICTION ABOUT THE BENEFIT OF
PRINTED WORDS EXPLAINING THE INTERST OF
EXISTENTIAL BEHAVIOUR SOLD BY MEANS OF EYE
CONTACT AN EFFICIENT WAY OF PROCEDING IN
HARMONY FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE WANDERING

READER MUCH MORE ADEQUATE THAN ASPIRINE
ALTHOUGH IT STILL REMAINS THE SIMPLEST WAY TO
CURE A HONG KONG FLU IF YOU ARE RESISTENT ENOUGH
IF NOT YOU MIGHT ATTACK ME AS WELL WITH STAR
NUMBER 22 USING A LOW CALIBRE BULLET TESTED BY
THE FBI APPROVED AS EXCELLENT FOR CLOSE RANGE
SHOOTING MAKING THE INTENSIVE COMPETITION GO
NUTS WHEN CUSTOMERS ARE OFFERED CONVENTIONAL
TELEPHONES TO BE USED FOR FREE IF ONLY THEY BUY A
MINIMUM OF THREE MOVIE OR THEATRE TICKETS EVERY
MONTH WHICH MAKES ME THINK IN A TOTAL DIFFERENT
DIRECTION OF HOW ARISTOTELES RODIN MUST HAVE
FELT WHEN HE DISCOVERED THAT ONCE HE HAD
FINISHED HIS FAMOUS SCULPTURE HE WAS REFLECTING
ALL BY HIMSELF ON HOW HE DID MANAGE TO POSITION
THAT MOST PASSIONATE KISS ON BOTH LOVERS' LIPS AS
THE EXACT EXPRESSION OF THEIR MUTUAL FEELINGS
HAD TO BE A LITTLE SENSUOUS BUT MOST OF ALL WITH
CLEAR LINKS ONTO PROCREATION RESPONDING TO THE
NEEDS OF EARLY 19TH CENTURY ETHICS WHEN
CONDOMS WERE NOT YET DISTRIBUTED FOR FREE TO
THE MOST FLIPPING ZOMBIES MAKING RIDICULOUS ANY
COMPARISONS BETWEEN MARBLE AND FLESH AS IF OUR
ACTUAL LIFE FORMS ARE ONLY IRRIGATED BY RED
CROSS APPROVED BLOOD ON OUR WORLDWIDE
BATTLEFIELDS INSTEAD OF HELPING A LOST
GENERATION STILL MIXING CHEAP BOOZE WITH
EXPENSIVE XTC ALL WRONG FOR ANY RESTLESS MOOD
WITH UNDEFINED ISSUES IN SEARCH FOR AN EXQUISITE
SOLUTION YOU HAVE SEEN IN ELLE'S SPRINGTIME
SPECIAL EDITION UNDERSTANDING YOU BETTER COULD
BE ADDICTED TO CHÂTEAU CHALON NOT BECAUSE IT IS
LESS EXPENSIVE YOU MIGHT PREFER LE FAMEUX VIN
BLANC DE CONDRIEU A SUPREME VIOGNIER I HAVE
ENJOYED PLENTY OF TIMES IN THE COMPANY OF MY
FAMILY SHARING THE ULTIMATE OF MY CLAN FEELING
WE WERE PART OF THESE UNIQUE GRAPES CULTIVATED
WITH PASSIONATE BEHAVIOUR I HAD TO BELIEVE IN
MIRACLES WHEN DRINKING TOO MUCH I DISCOVERED MY
FORMULA TO LIBERTY WHICH FREUD HAD ANALYSED
LONG BEFORE ME SAYING THAT ALL POSITIVE
RELATIONS ARE BASED UPON THE CAPITALIZING OF
ENERGY WHETHER IT CONCERNS FEELINGS OR MONEY
YOU HAVE TO BECOME CONSCIENT THAT ANY FORM OF
SUCCESS IS THE RESULT OF A COURAGEOUS ACT OF
WELL CONSIDERED PREMEDITATION WHICH ENABLES
YOU TO DUMP THE LAST REMAININGS OF YOUR
FRUSTRATIONS WHEN YOU BECOME PART OF EXTENSIVE
POSSIBILITIES YOU CAN TESTIFY THAT ALL THE BIG GUYS
ARE MELTING TOGETHER LIKE VACHERIN WHICH IS THE
PERFECT WAY TO KEEP THE SILENT MAJORITY FOR MANY
MORE CENTURIES SHUT UP ALL OF YOUR FORMER
SUFFOCATING KEPT UNDER SEA LEVEL ALSO WHEN THE
BUBBLES YOU PRODUCE LOOK SIMILAR TO MOËT-
CHANDON YOU EVEN LOOK MORE VULNERABLE SO
MAYBE YOU BETTER START THINKING ABOUT THAT
FRENCH PAINTER CLAUDE MONET WHO RESPONDED TO
AGGRESSIVENESS IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WAY AS IT IS
REPORTED THAT IN 1914 HE WAS ONE OF THE VERY FEW
TO SURVIVE AT THE BATTLE OF VERDUN WHERE DURING
THE FIRST WEEK MORE THAN 110 000 SOLDIERS DIED HE
COULD NO LONGER DEFEND HIMSELF WHEN HE LOST HIS
SON HIS MONEY HIS SELF-ESTEEM ALSO HIS COLLECTION
OF BUTTERFLIES HIS CONCUBINES HIS WIFE BUT FINALLY
MANAGED TO CONSOLE HIMSELF WHEN HE STARTED
READING JAMES ELROY'S BESTSELLER "WHITE JAZZ"
WHICH MADE SUCH AN ENORMOUS IMPRESSION ON THIS
FAMOUS IMPRESSIONIST HE IMMEDIATELY BECAME

ADDICTED TO LIEUTENANT DAVID KLEIN WHO CALLED
HIMSELF A BAGMAN WHO LOVED ONLY THE PACIFIC TO
CULTIVATE HIS BELOVED NYMPHEAS ESPECIALLY IN THIS
WARM SALT WATER WHICH MADE CLAUDE MONET
DECIDE HE COULD TRY THE SAME MAYBE DO BETTER IN
A DIFFERENT WAY CROSSING FIRST THE PACIFIC THEN
THE ATLANTIC TO SETTLE IN GIVERNEY WHERE IN THE
GARDEN OF HIS HOUSE HE STARTED LANDSCAPING
DIFFERENT PONDS HE DECORATED WITH THOUSANDS OF
PLASTIC WATER LILIES DECIDING HE WANTED TO KEEP
PAINTING FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS TO SHOW HIS
PERSONAL VIEW OF PARADISE TO THE ARTWORLD
WHICH TODAY IN MY VERY SUBJECTIVE OPINION LOOKS
MORE AS OUTLIVED WALLPAPER YOU SOMETIMES
DISCOVER IN THE BROKEN DOWN HOUSES AROUND LA
GARE DU MIDI IN THE MOST UGLY PARTS OF BRUSSELS
COMPARABLE TO THE BAD TASTE EXPOSED IN SAINT
PAUL'S CATHEDRAL YOU DECIDE NEVER AGAIN TO VISIT
LA FAMOSA CAPELLA SIXTINA CONTESTING THAT THE
MEMORABLE WORK OF MICHELANGELO HAS BEEN
TOTALLY DESTROYED BY STUPID RESTORATION UNDER
THE SUPERVISION OF BRITISCH COWS FANATICS
CONTAMINATING US WITH EBS STRANGE LIVER DISEASES
AN INCREASING NUMBER OF HEART ATTACKS
STIPULATED ON CARCENOGENIC STATISTICS NOT TO
MENTION THE FEARSOME REPUTATION OF AFRICA AS AN
AIDS TERRITORY WITH HALF OF ITS POPULATION IN THE
NEXT TEN YEARS PUT ON DEATH ROW I AM NO LONGER
IMPRESSED BY REGIMENTS OF HEIMATLOSE WITH
CERTIFICATE OF EBOLA BUT WITHOUT A PASSPORT WHO
DEMONSTRATE IN BERLIN'S ANNUAL LOVE PARADE THE
ULTIMATE OF ALLEGORIC GANGREEN OVERDONE WITH
PUBLICITY FOR THE SEXIEST MOBILE PHONE A MAJOR
MARKETING PROCESS OF EXPLODING POMPEI'S A SORT
OF REDISCOVERED VANDALISM I AM NOT HURT BY NOR
BY ANY LAVA OUTBURST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
SARAZANO BRIDGE WHERE CHATTERING SEAGULLS
MAKE ME REALIZE I COULD BUY SOME POSTCARDS NOT
ON SALE AT THE TWENTY FIRST NATIONAL BANK WHERE
THE CASHIER INFORMS ME ABOUT THE EMISSION OF AN
INTERESTING SUBSCRIPTION WITH SMALL ANNUAL
COSTS HIDING SOME AWKWARD CHARGES AS ONCE YOU
WANT TO RETIRE YOUR MONEY YOU CAN BE PENALIZED
BECAUSE OF WHAT BANKERS CALL A GENERAL
FLEXIBILITY GRANT WHICH SEEMS MORE CRITICAL THAN
YOU IMAGINE UNTIL YOU START OR STOP BEFORE IT IS
TOO LATE OR TOO SOON NOT TO FORGET YOU EVEN
LOSE YOUR MEAN SUNGLASSES ALL THAT BECAUSE OF
CONDITIONS PRINTED IN SMALL CHARACTERS WHICH
MADE MY PRETTY LAWYER SO UPSET SHE THREW A POT
OF HOT TEA IN THE FACE OF THE ASSISTANT-MANAGER
JUST BEFORE RUNNING HOME ENTERING BY MISTAKE
INTO THE GARDEN NEXT DOOR WHERE TOTALLY
CONFUSED SHE SLAUGHTERED THE TWO BULL TERRIERS
OF HER CHARMING NEIGHBOURS WITH A HUGE KITCHEN
KNIFE ALL THAT WHILE SHE KEPT SINGING THE FIRST
ACT OF THE OPERA RIGOLETTO BUT WHEN FINALLY PUT
IN PRISON MY COUNSELLOR GENTLY ADMITTED THAT
INDEED IT WAS A VIOLENT ATTACK BUT CAUSED BY
UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES WHEN BEING AT THE
BOTTOM OF THE HEAP THIS INTELLIGENT WOMAN
OPENED HER ARMS WANTING TO HUG ME BEFORE
KISSING SOME OF THE OTHER PRISONERS WHICH MADE
HER IMMEDIATELY SYMPATHETIC WHEN BROUGHT TO
THE PRISON HOSPITAL THE DOCTOR SOON FOUND OUT
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SUFFERING ALL OF HER LIFE
FROM AN ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER
ADDED TO SOME ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE PROBLEMS IT

MAKES THIS TRIAL A VERY COMPLICATED CASE
EXPECTING THAT FIRST OF ALL DIFFERENT MEDICAL
EXPERTS WILL HAVE TO EXAMINE HER FORMER
BEHAVIOUR AT THE BAILEY AS WELL IN SOCIETY WHICH
COULD TAKE TWO TO THREE YEARS OF RESEARCH
WHICH MAKES ME SUPPOSE THAT IN THE MEANTIME WHO
KNOWS ALSO THE JUDGE COULD BE SUFFERING FROM
ANY IMAGINABLE DISEASE SO AGAIN THE TRIAL WOULD
BE DELAYED BUT DURING THIS PERIOD OF AT LEAST FIVE
YEARS I AM SURE THAT HER YOUNGER SISTER WHO IS A
LAWYER AS WELL WILL DISCOVER THAT THE
PATHOLOGIST WHO CARRIED OUT THE AUTOPSY ON THE
TWO MURDERED DOGS HAS FOUND MARKS OF
GUNPOWDER ON THE DOGS' OWNER'S TROUSERS WHICH
COULD BECOME A SMART THEORY THAT THE WEAPON
WITH WHICH THE TWO YOUNG TERRIERS WERE KILLED
WAS NOT THE HUGE KITCHEN KNIFE SO WHEN THE
PATHOLOGIST HEARD ABOUT THESE RUMOURS HE GOT
MOST SUSPICIOUS ABOUT HIS OWN REPORT ASKING THE
COURT TO POSTPONE THE TRIAL ONCE MORE ALLOWING
HIM TO SCRUTINIZE AGAIN ALL HIS FORMER NOTES BUT
AS MOST OF THEM HAD GOT LOST IN AN EARTHQUAKE HE
COULD NOT EVEN ANALYSE ON DNA OR OTHER INJURIES
CONFIRMING HE NEVER DID MENTION EVEN THE HIGHLY
QUESTIONABLE BLEEDINGS FOUND IN THE DOGS'
STOMACHS WHICH COULD BE INTERPRETED AS POST-
MORTEM INJURIES MAKES ME DARE TO COMPARE THIS
EXTRAORDINARY CASE WITH THE EARLY MALEVITCH
PAINTINGS OF HIS BLUE BUGATTI PERIOD WHEN HIS
RUSSIAN COLOURS WERE OFF BALANCE PROBABLY
BECAUSE OF REVOLUTIONARY DOUBTS BUT VERY
STRONG IN ÜBERMENSCHLICHEM WAY OF COMPOSITION
SORT OF BEING PREGNANT OF FABERGÉ-EGGS STOLEN
FROM JEWISH REFUGEES ARRIVING AT ELLIS ISLAND
WITH PNEUMONIA BUT THANKS TO BIBLIC WILLPOWER
CAPABLE AFTER YEARS OF STRUGGLING TO TRANSFORM
THEIR DAMNED PAIN INTO ENORMOUS GAIN SEEN AS AN
UNCONTESTED PROOF OF THE NATURAL RESOURCES
ANY DESPERADO IS CAPABLE OF DROPPED BY
PARACHUTE IN THE NEW WORLD IMMEDIATELY IMPOSING
HIS OR HER OVERDOSES OF NUTRITIVE CONDUCT
INVENTING PARANORMAL FORMS DEALING WITH GLOBAL
ATTRACTION LEAVING EUROPEAN TRADITIONALISM FAR
BEHIND THE OLD WORLD ABANDONED AS LESSONS IN
FAILURE MOST OF THEM ACCUSED BY HATEFUL
CRITICISM JUDGING PARALYSED LEADERS DRESSED AS
MUMMIES IN PLUSHY SARCOPHAGES NOT SO LONG AGO
STILL SUPPORTED BY DREIßIG MILLIONEN JUNGE UND
ALTE HITLERIANEN VEILLEICHT NOCH VIEL MEHR DENN
ES WAR EINE VERRÜCKTE SITUATION IN DEM VOR- UND
NACHKRIEGSDEUTSCHLAND MIT DREIßIG MILLIONEN
WÜNSCHEN FÜR EINTAUSEND JAHRE UNSTERBLICHKEIT
DAS KANN KEIN KRIEG ODER FRIEDEN NIE MEHR AUS DER
GESCHICHTE HERAUSNEHMEN SO BLEIBEN THE
FRAGRANCES OF A NEVER FINISHED POST-WAR
COMBINATION CIRCLING IN THE ATMOSPHERE OF
DOUBTS ABOUT THE UNCONTROLLABILITY OF
DESTRUCTION THE WAY WE ARE CONFRONTED WITH IN
SHAKESPEARIAN TRAGEDIES REGISTERED IN
NACHKRIEGS-HOSPITALS WHERE FORMER BULGARIAN
SCIENTISTS EXPERIMENT WITH DIABETES ANGINA
VERTIGO MENTIONED AS ONLY ONE EXAMPLE ON A LONG
LIST OF ADAPTABLE DEPRESSIONS AVAILABLE TO
HYPNOTIZE STUDENTS ELECTED BY THE GOVERNMENT
PREPARED TO BE ENLISTED AS HANNIBALISTIC
PSCYHOPATHS INCLUDING
TWO THOUSAND EXTRA CASES OF MYSTERIOUS
VARICOSITIES NEVER TO BE SOLVED AS NO DOCTOR

WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING RESULTING IN
AN ALLERGIC THIRST FOR PURE WATERFALL WATER
SERVED IN ONLY FIVE PRIVATE CLUBS SITUATED IN
LONDON'S SOHO SPECIALIZED IN ATROCITIES WITH
ANIMALS RESULTING IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT
BEHAVIOUR COMPARABLE TO VLADIMIR KANDINSKY'S
CARESSING KARL MARX I STILL CAN IDEALIZE THIS
HAPPENING ONTO THIS DAY HIS PAINTINGS IMMORTAL I
DISCOVERED SOME FORTY YEARS AGO WHEN VISITING
EVERY DAY HET STEDELIJK MUSEUM THE MOST
INNOVATIVE PLACE IN AMSTERDAM DISCOVERING
COMPOSITIONS I FELT I WOULD BE INVOLVED WITH FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE BECOMING RENAISSANCE MYSELF
ALTHOUGH THINKING IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WAY
THAN THE MEDICIS SPORTS COMPANY INVESTING AT
TOBAGO IN GOLF WHERE DURING A COCKTAIL PARTY I
WAS INTRODUCED TO LEO CASTELLI WHO HAD
DISCOVERED THE NEXT ARTIST TO BECOME
STRATOSPHERIC EXPOSING CAMPBELL SOUP AND BRIO
WHO SAID TO ME IT IS NOT ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
FOR AN ARTIST TO GET 15 MINUTES OF FAME AS LONG AS
YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO JUMP INTO THE CANALE
GRANDE BEST OF ALL IN A PRADA OUTFIT WHILE THE
INSANE SONS OF LUCKY LUCIANO KEEP SHOOTING
PICTURES OF YOU SWIMMING WITH SICK DOGS OR
AGGRESSIVE RATS WHAT CAN BE SEEN AS A MANIFEST
IN WHICH YOU EXPLAIN THAT WHEN BENITO MUSSOLLINI
SAID THAT WHAT IS PAST IS DEAD WE MUST TRY TO
FORGET BECAUSE BY DOING SO WE DO NOT ABSORB
THE MYSTERY BUT ONLY THE LOGO ACCEPTING IT AS
PART OF POLITICS WE REMAIN MANIPULATED BY MOST
UNSAVOURY ASPECTS WHEN WALKING ON THE SUNNY
SIDE OF THE STREET I AM OFFERED A BLOW JOB BY A
SOUTH AFRICAN IMMIGRANT WHILE TALKING TO A
GREENPEACE CONSULTANT WHO WANTS TO PUT A
GOLDEN FRAME AROUND MY DICK I READ IN
L'OBSERVATEUR THAT THE JUNTA OF SIERRA LEONE IS
REHEARSING TRASH IN A PARIS PUBLIC LAVATORY BUT
IS ASKED BY THE PRODUCER OF THE ABC FILES TO CUT
THE CELLULOID INTO 250 PIECES ONLY WITH MATISSE-
SCISSORS AIMING FOR A PROJECTION OF DAILY
MEDITERRANEAN FAITS-DIVERS CLOTTING INTO YOUR
SECOND-HAND HEART WHICH MAKES I DO MY BEST NOT
TO PUT YOU IN A ZEBRA PAINTED COFFIN WITH THE
COMPLETE WORKS OF EVERY POÈTE MAUDIT I HAVE
PUBLISHED IN RAINBOW COLOURS PRINTED ON CHINA
RICE PAPER OFFERING YOU A LIMITED EDITION NEXT TO
A FAKE MIRÒ EXPOSED AT THE RAMBLAS IN A HYPE
BARCELONA GALLERY KEPT BY A GORGEOUS TOLEDO
GIPSY WITH BLACK DIAMOND HAIR WEARING CLAUDIA
SCHIFFER BIKINIS WHO KEEPS PRETENDING SHE WILL
PUT ME INSTEAD OF GAUDI ON HER WEBSITE WHICH
MIGHT BE VERY ATOMIC BECAUSE WHAT I WANT TO
SHOW IS MY NARCISTIC EXPOSURE PRECISELY DEALING
WITH HANDMADE BANKNOTES FRAMED ON BROKEN
PIECES OF MOROCCO MIRRORS AVAILABLE TO THE
HIGHEST BIDDER ONLY IN US DOLLARS IMPROVISING ALL
THE WAY AS MONEY IS MADE TO CHANGE MY LIFE I HOPE
THE SAME FOR YOU WITH AN EXTRA LUDWIG VON
BEETHOVEN SOUND YOU HAVE TO FEEL YOU ARE
CAPTURED IN A 12 CYLINDER FERRARI EX LE MANS
DRIVEN BY JACKY ICKX ITS INTERIOR PURELY SPARTAN
YOU NOTICE THAT YOU EVEN HAVE NO HEATER NO
COFFEE MACHINE BUT ONLY A TACHOMETER GOOD FOR
YOUR BRAIN CONTROL YOU FEEL AS LIGHT AS UNIQUE
BORRANY RIMS AROUND YOUR NECK WITH MICHELIN
RALLY TYRES FORGIVING YOU MOST OF YOUR MISTAKES
BUT NEVER AT NIGHT IN THE HOTTEST STREETS OF

MALAGA WHEN SO-CALLED NORMAL CITIZENS ARE IN
BED YOU CAN NOT ASK FOR TWO ASPIRINES BEFORE
YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SUBCONSCIENCE ALREADY FULLY
AWARE THAT AT THIS HOUR THE SIXTH JUDGE ALREADY
HAS BEEN KILLED IN THE INVENTIVE MIND OF JAMES
ELROY WHO PHONES ME NEXT MORNING TELLING ME
THAT HIS PC IS ALREADY IN THE TRAILOR ON ITS WAY
FOR JEREZ DE LA FRONTERA WHERE WE WILL
EXPERIMENT ON THE RACING CIRCUIT WITH ANDALUSIAN
OLIVE OIL PAINTINGS OUR PERSONAL IMPRESSIONS
EXPOSED ON THE TRACK OF WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED
FROM THE HORRIBLE GOYAS WE SAW BEFORE AT THE
PRADO IT IS OBVIOUS I AM MORE IMPRESSED BY THE
SENSUALITY OF PORTO RICAN MAJAS NUDAS IN
LONDON'S BELGRAVIA BOUTIQUES ABOUT WHICH I WILL
COMMENT IN AN ARTICLE REFERRING TO THE
DICTATORSHIP OF THE LATE GENERALISSIMO FRANCO
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THOUSANDS OF CRIPPLE VICTIMS
I HAVE SEEN BEGGING IN THE STREETS OF MADRID OR IN
THE VILLAGES AROUND THE RIVER GUADALQUIVIR
WHICH MAKES ME THINK TO EXHIBIT MY BONES MY DUST
TO DUST AT THE STOCK MARKET WITH INDICATIVE
QUOTATION ONLY AT THE NIKEY HANG SANG ASKING
MYSELF WHY I AM NOT BUYING SHARES OF LAPSANG
SOUCHONG THE SMOKED TEA I DRINK FREQUENTLY BUT
MUCH TOO STRONG FOR ORIENTAL TRADITION NOT
BECAUSE I GET 12 PERCENT OF INTEREST AT THE DAX
WHEN MY JOHN LOBB SHOES ARE EXTRA POLISHED
WHEN ENTERING THE ZÜRICH DOLDER FOR DINNER
WEARING A VALENTINO BOA CONSTRICTOR SO SMOOTH
AROUND MY NECK THE PRESS QUOTES ME AS AN
ANIMALISTIC BEING ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE THEY DO NOT
UNDERSTAND I REPRESENT THE OPPOSITE OF BAD
TASTE I KEEP ATTACKING LA BOURGEOISIE AUX
CHEVEUX GRIS IN PARIS EX SOIXANTE-HUIT WHERE I WAS
DRINKING SINGLE MALT WHISKEY INSTEAD OF MARTELL
COGNAC AT COSTES LISTENING TO THE MUSIC MIXED BY
THE DJ STÉPHANE POMPOUGNAC WHILE SITTING IN
THOSE RED PLUSHY ARMCHAIRS I DREAM ABOUT THE
DIFFERENCES IN OUR SUNKEN BEHAVIOUR WHEN THE
COLOUR IN YOUR GLASS LOOKS RIPE YOUR BRAINS
START SMILING WHICH DOES NOT PROVE THAT THE
EARTH KEEPS TURNING AROUND WHILE WE DO NOT FEEL
IT OR SEE IT UNLESS WE ARE AT THE BEACH STARING AT
THE HORIZON ALWAYS DISAPPEARING ONLY THEN YOU
MIGHT ESCAPE FROM GRAVITY IN A POETIC WAY OR
REMAIN SPEECHLESS ON VACATION IN THE SOUTHERN
HEMISPHERE WHERE JOY-BELLS HELP YOU TO REFLECT
UPON ZEN EVEN INCREASE YOUR POTENCY WITH
SEAWEED WHILE MOST PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND
THAT ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM LOSING MY BALANCE I
FEEL UTMOST INVENTIVE IT IS A WAY OF SELF-
HYPNOTISING AS JEAN TINGUELY TOLD ME ASKING YOUR
OTHER SELF QUESTIONS MAYBE YOU ARE AFRAID OF
THE ANSWERS BUT DETERMINED TO PERFORM AT ANY
COST ALTHOUGH I UNDERSTAND YOU WILL REFUSE THIS
SYSTEM SO PLEASE COUNTERATTACK IN WHATEVER
WAY YOU PREFER BECAUSE IT IS FUNDAMENTAL WE
KEEP HACKING INTO THE SELF IT IS OUR MAJOR
METAPHOR WHICH KEEPS US ALMOST IN THE CENTRE
OUR MOST POSITIVE WAY TO CONSIDER WHAT WE WERE
OR WILL BE MAYBE A KIND OF BASKET-CASE WE CAN
RECONSTRUCT WITH WHAT WE HAVE NEVER FELT OR
LOST WITHOUT KNOWING WHICH MAKES ME ACT IN A
METAPHYSICAL WAY ABOUT FACT-CAPTIVATING
SITUATIONS REALIZING THAT I NO LONGER CONSIDER AS
ARTIFICIAL INPUT BUT NATURAL-ACCEPTABLE
CONVINCED AS I AM IT IS MY REPRODUCTION OF REAL

LIFE I DISPOSE OF MEANT TO BE SEEN AS AN IMAGINARY
PERFORMANCE THE STORY OF A RIDICULOUS EPITAPH
AT THE END OF ANOTHER WORKING DAY KNOWING I
HAVE BEEN LYING FOR ALREADY QUITE A CERTAIN TIME
LYING IN WHAT I CONSIDER MY PUBLISHER'S GRAVE NOT
SO SURE TO AWAKEN EVERY NEXT MORNING BUT MORE
OR LESS READY TO BURN USELESS BOOKS ABOUT SPIES
WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD WHO ORDERED JESUS
CHRIST'S CRUCIFIXION MIXED IN A REMAKE OF
SOLZJENITSYN'S GALAG WHICH MAKES ME THINK THAT
ANY POINT OF VIEW IS AT OUR DISPOSAL EVEN THE
TESTIMONY OF A MAN WHO PRETENDS HE SAW CHARLIE
CHAPLIN ENTER THE REICHSTAG CALLING HIMSELF
ADOLF HITLER WER SCHIEßT SICH AM 30. APRIL 1945 IN
DEN MUND NACHDEM SEINE FREUNDIN EVA BRAUN
SCHON MIT ZYANKALI VERGIFTET WORDEN IST GERADE
WIE DIE FÜNF GOEBBELS KINDER KURZ DAVOR MIT
ENGLISCHER CADBURY SCHOKOLADE VERGIFTET
WURDEN DANN NIMMT MAGDA GOEBBELS ZYANKALI UND
IHR EHEMANN DER PROPAGANDACHEF DIESER
ÜBERMENSCHENRASSE ERSCHIEßT SICH GERADE IN DEN
BEGEISTERTEN KOPF AS OBVIOUS AS SWIMMING IN THE
BERING SEA WHICH OFFERS YOU INSTANT PNEUMONIA
YOU CANNOT REPAIR WITH ANTIFREEZE AS BY THEN
YOUR NORMAL AGGRESSIVENESS NEEDS PROZAC OR
COMFORTABLE CENTRE COURT ACCOMODATIONS NEXT
TO THE ROYAL FAMILY AT THE ANNUAL WIMBLEDON
TOURNAMENT MAYBE ALSO AN APPARTMENT AT THE
CHELSEA CLOISTERS OR A VILLA IN PORTO CERVO YOU
NAME IT I ARRANGE IT SINCE TOTAL AWARENESS IS ON
MY MIND AS AT THIS VERY MOMENT I IMAGINE I AM
CARESSING ROMAN MARBLE FROM 200 BC THEN I PUT MY
IMAGINATION MUCH FARTHER BACK IN HISTORY THAN
CLEOPATRA EVER WAS WHEN I AM DRINKING TEA IN THE
COMPANY OF NEFERTITI STAYING FOR SEVERAL HOURS
ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON WHERE EVEN THE
NASA CAN NOT REACH US WITH THEIR MOST CLEVER
SCIENTISTS SMOKING CUBAN CIGARS AT CAPE
CANAVERAL WE CALL CAPE KENNEDY DEDICATED TO
THE MEMORY OF A HANDSOME PRESIDENT SHOT IN HIS
BRIGHT HEAD BUT NOT ONLY BY A DOUBLE CROSSING
SPY WHICH SEEMS A MUCH TOO SIMPLE EXPLANATION
TO ALL OF THE JIM GARRISONS AT SUCH A
TROUBLESOME MOMENT IN CONTEMPORARY HISTORY
MAGIC IMPULSE WAS GIVEN TO AMERICAN FASHION A
POSITIVE CONTRAST BECAUSE OF CAPITOL-CORRUPTION
CREATING PROVOCATIVE TRENDS ALL THAT BECAUSE OF
A SHAMEFUL WARREN REPORT RESEMBLING A
MACCHIAVELLI-ATMOSPHERE PREPARED WITH
SACRILEGIOUS CLAM CHOWDER THE TASTE ONLY
ACCEPTABLE BETWEEN DUBIOUS BOSTON &
WASHINGTON DC OFFICES CONTROLLING THE
INFILTRATION OF SENILE RUSSIAN DRUNKARDS BUYING
THE REMAINING LAND IN THE UNIQUE NAPA VALLEY
WHERE CABERNET-SAUVIGNON GOT INTRODUCED BY
THE MONDAVI BROTHERS CREATING AN ITALIAN NEW
AGE DYNASTY EXPANDING FASTER THAN ANY MEDICI DID
BEFORE OFFERING US TO TASTE THE INCOMPARABLE
OPUS ONE I NEVER DRANK IN THE COMPANY OF
ALEXANDRE DUMAS AT LE GRAND VEFOUR WHERE WE
ENJOYED A MARVELLOUS LUNCH PREPARED BY GUY
MARTIN EXPLAINING US THAT THE TASTE OF HIS
MACARONI AU BRIE IS DEDICATED TO COLETTE'S
ANDROGYNE NATURE ITS INFLUENCE ON
CONTEMPORARY FRENCH POETRY WHEN IT BECOMES
EASY TO HEAR ALSO FRANÇOISE HARDY WHISPERING
WHILE WALKING IN THE DIRECTION OF LA PLACE DE LA
CONCORDE WHERE AT LES LIBRAIRIES DU PATRIMOINE

JARDINS I BUY ANTHONY BURGESS' BIOGRAPHY OF D.H.
LAWRENCE WHICH DOES REVEAL THAT YES INDEED LADY
CHATTERLEY HAD NO MORALITY ONLY A LIST OF THE
BEST POSITIONS OF KAMASUTRA THEY THOUGHT COULD
BE USED FOR WHATEVER ITCHINESS UNTIL THEY ALL
GOT KILLED BY LE COMTE DE MONTE-CRISTO WHICH
MAKES THAT NOW ALEXANDER DUMAS IS STUDYING
KING'S ENGLISH AT THE PARIS' BERLITZ SCHOOL
BECAUSE HE WANTS TO WRITE IN A SHAKESPEAREAN
WAY ABOUT NEW AGE DISEASES SUCH AS ANOREXIA &
BULEMIA I REPLIED THAT I THOUGHT IT WAS A BETTER
IDEA TO WRITE ABOUT SAM GIANCANA & JUDID EXTER
BUT WHETHER THE CHICAGO GANGSTER WAS MARRIED
TO DURIE
MALCOLM ALREADY IN 1947 I CAN NOT CONFIRM
ALTHOUGH I AM SURE THAT LATER ON ALEXANDER WITH
THE HELP OF HIS NEW YORK EDITOR WILL FIND OUT NOT
NEEDING LES AGENTS DE LA SÉCURITÉ IT LOOKS AS IF
HE WILL START WRITING HIS BEST BOOK EVER I BELIEVE
THERE COMES NO END TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY
UNDERSTANDING THAT EVERYTHING BECOMES POSSIBLE
WHEN WE WILL INFORM HIM ABOUT SOME INTERESTING
STOLEN FILES FROM THE KGB WHICH WILL BE SOLD IN
SAINT TROPEZ NEXT SUMMER DURING A PRIVATE PARTY
AT LA PLAGE DE LA BOUILLABAISSE ALL CRAZY WITH
NOTORIOUS POLITICIANS EXPERIMENTING THAI SEX-
FANTASIES ON PRIVATE YACHTS WHERE THE LOUP DE
MER AU BEURRE BLANC IS STIMULATED BY A COOL
GLASS OF COUTET-BARSAC NEXT TO ELECTRIC OPEN
FIRE THE MANTLE PIECE STILL DECORATED WITH
HISTORICAL PICTURES OF ROGER VADIM & BRIGITTE
BARDOT OF MICK & BIANCA JAGGER AT THE BYBLOS BUT
AGAIN EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED AS NOW THEIR
GRANDCHILDREN PREFER LAS VEGAS STAYING AT THE
BELLAGIO A CRAZY 3 000 ROOM LUXURY HOTEL
INCLUDING A RECREATION OF IL LAGO DI COMO WHILE IN
THE LIBRARY YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE STRAINS OF
PUCCINI-MUZAC ADMIRING REAL MIROS & PICASSOS BUT
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF YOU ARE
BRAINWASHED BY THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD YOUR
DELIRIUM ADMIRING EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES A CHOICE
OF FLOODLIT JETS BANGING THE WATER FOUNTAINS
PROJECTED SKY-HIGH INTO THE DESERT NIGHT OF
COURSE YOU CAN NOT FIND SLEEP BECAUSE SERIOUSLY
ADDICTED YOU ARE WHEN AT THREE IN THE MORNING
YOU PUT 20 000 DOLLARS IN YOUR TUXEDO A FAST CAB
DRIVING YOU TO THE MGM CASINO WHERE IN LESS THAN
TWENTY MINUTES YOU LOSE THAT KIND OF MONEY
WHICH MAKES YOU RETURN TO YOUR HOTEL STILL IN
TIME FOR THE NEXT SHOW OF FIREWORKS AFTER WHICH
YOU DECIDE TO QUICKLY CHECK OUT BECAUSE LOSING
MONEY DOES NOT HELP YOUR BAD TEMPER YOU STEP
INSIDE THE XXL VENICE DOGE-PALACE WITH CADILLAC
POWERED GONDOLAS MOORED BENEATH A CONCRETE
COPY OF THE PONTE RIALTO I UNDERSTAND I CANNOT
HAVE LUNCH AT THE CIPPRIANI WITH EZRA POUND BUT
NEVERTHELESS YOU WILL FEEL AMAZED WHEN YOU
DISCOVER THAT THE CEILINGS OF THIS PRETENTIOUS
HOTEL ARE DECORATED WITH BRAND-NEW FRESCOES
BY ASCENDANTS OF TITIAN AS EXPLAINED BY THE
MEXICAN CONCIERGE WHO TRIES TO CONVINCE ME THAT
THIS NEW VENICE IN THE NEVADA DESERT IS MUCH
BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ONE IF YOU CONSIDER THAT
HERE YOU PAY ONLY 10 DOLLARS TO BE PUNTED DOWN
A BRAND-NEW CANALE GRANDE BY GENUINE VENICE
GONDOLIERS WHO FOR AN EXTRA FIFTY DOLLARS WILL
SING O SOLE MIO EVEN WASH & BRUSH YOUR HAIR
BECAUSE HERE EVERYBODY WANTS YOU TO FEEL GREAT

MOREOVER THIS AMERICAN MADE CANAL IS UTMOST
CLEAN ALL OF THE CONTRARY OF THE DIRTY REAL ONE
AS HERE WE SEE NO RATS NO FUEL NO POISON IN THE
STATE OF NEVADA ONLY DAILY CONTROLLED WATER NO
ABOMINABLE SMELL IN THE AIR NOR ANY RISKS OF PEST
OR TYPHUS YOU KNOW THIS IS NO LONGER ITALY WHERE
YOU ARE CONSTANTLY OBSERVED BY UNSHAVEN CASA
NOSTRAS AS HERE YOU ARE TAKEN CARE OF BY MOST
EDUCATED MOBSTERS AT LEAST THE DIFFERENCE IN
APPEAL IS ENORMOUS AS WELL AS OUR REASONABLE
ROOM RATES YOU MAY CONSIDER ONE THIRD OF THOSE
YOU HAVE TO PAY IN THAT CRUMBLING VENICE IN
NORTHERN ITALY SO THE MEXICAN CONCIERGE KEEPS
CONVINCING ME BETTER GO FOR THIS ERSATZ BECAUSE
GERMANS YOU WILL FIND EVERYWHERE EVEN AT THE
FOUR SEASONS WHERE I DINE TONIGHT IN THE COMPANY
OF HAROLD FRENTZEN WHO SHOWED ME AT DAYTONA
BEACH SOME TRICKS OF HOW I HAVE TO DRIVE MY
COUNTACH ON HOT SLICKS AT THAT SPLIT OF A SECOND
WHEN YOU FEEL YOU HAVE LOST GRIP YOUR REMAINING
CONTROL IS ON THE EDGE OF A MOUNTAIN CALLED
CHASSIS APPEALING TO SENSUAL AWARENESS A
MENTAL ORGASM TO BE ADJUSTED BY PROFESSIONAL
DRIVING I AM ONLY A MOMENT AWAY FROM THE LOSS OF
THE REST OF MY LIFE BUT THEN IT DEPENDS ON HOW I
PUT MY SKILL INTO PRACTICE AS WHAT FRENTZEN
TAUGHT ME HOW TO MASTER THAT SUDDEN
UNDERSTEER I UNDERSTAND MY RIGHT FOOT MUST BE
OFF THE GAS AS THE BACK OF THE CAR IS IMMEDIATELY
UNSETTLED WHICH MAKES WE BOTH WOULD ALREADY
HAVE BEEN DEAD IF FRENTZEN HAD NOT INSISTED ON
USING BOTH PEDALS TOGETHER SLIDING THE SLEEK CAR
THROUGH THAT SHARP CORNER AS IF ANNE-MARIE
MUTTER WAS PLAYING PAGANINI ON A MANDOLINE IT
LOOKS AS IF THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE AS BOTH ARTISTS
ARE SUPERLATIVELY GIFTED BUT WHAT REALLY
MATTERS IS THAT YOUR SUBCONSCIENCE HAS TO BE
READY TO PUT YOU INTO A SMARTER SITUATION
FOCUSSING ON MARS GLOBAL SURVEILLANCE KNOWING
THEY HAVE FOUND WATER FROM 4 BILLION YEARS AGO
WHICH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WAY YOUR HEART
BEATS IN THE FUTURE SO SMOOTH AFTER RUNNING A 100
METRES FLAT IN 9 SECONDS WHICH WOULD MAKE YOUR
CAT'S PUMP EXPLODE WHEN NEXT MONTH YOUR EX
PARTNER GETS THREE BY-PASSES AFTER A
LIPOSUCTION & A CHEST RECONSTRUCTION READING
ONE OF THE MORE THAN 400 BOOKS PUBLISHED THIS
YEAR ON DIET PLUS ANOTHER 300 DEALING WITH
CHOLESTEROL WHICH HAS BECOME THE TOP OF THE
BILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE HEALTH CARE IS BIG
BUSINESS YOUR WEIGHT ONLY DEPENDING ON YOUR
CHARACHTER SINCE WHATEVER YOU DO NOT EAT IT WILL
MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT MUCH
EASIER THAN THE F-PLAN SUGGESTING HIGH FIBRE LOW
FAT BASED ON BRAN WITH BAKED BEANS BUT DOCTORS
SAY IT MAY CAUSE YOU TO DEHYDRATE BECAUSE YOUR
BODY NEEDS LOTS OF WATER SO WHAT THEY DO IS
ADVISE YOU THE LOW CALORY DIET WHICH IS HIGH ON
PROTEIN ASKING YOU TO EAT EBS-STEAK BUT NEVER
POTATOE CHIPS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT APPROACH FROM
WHAT THE LATEST CAMBRIDGE DIET SUGGESTS WITH
ONLY LIQUID FOOD BY WHICH SOYA DRINKS ARE MIXED
WITH MINERAL WATER WHICH MAKES YOU LOSE SOME
300 CALORIES A DAY BUT I SUPPOSE IT IS NOT ONLY
WEIGHT WE LOSE THIS WAY I THINK WE LOSE ALSO LOTS
OF ENERGY I THINK PEOPLE TODAY HAVE LOST THE
MEANING OF SERENITY OFFERING YOU A HEALTHY
OUTCOME BETWEEN PHYSICAL EFFORTS AND MENTAL

TRANQUILITY THE SAME SPIRIT THAT STIMULATES
EXPECTANT MOTIVATION ALL THE ATHLETES I KNOW ARE
WORKING TOWARDS AN EQUILIBRIUM BETWEEN WEIGHT
AND HEIGHT BETWEEN POWER AND MOBILITY AS EVERY
MORNING THEY GET UP AT SUNRISE RUNNING ALONG
ATTRACTIVE MOUNTAIN VILLAGES WITH PLENTY OF BARS
AND DISCOS ONLY A HUNDRED MILES NORTH OF
STOCKHOLM WHERE 18% OF THE YOUNGSTERS COMMIT
SUICIDE BECAUSE OF ALCOHOL WHICH MAKES THEM
BLIND THAT REAL LIFE IS SPORT THEY SEE IT AS A JOKE
UNAWARE OF THEIR PHYSICAL POSSIBILITIES ADDICTED
TO GUILTINESS YOUNGSTERS KEEP JUMPING OUT OF
WINDOWS AT DAYLIGHT TURNING AROUND THE SUN AS
BURNED BUTTERFLIES THINKING THAT LIVING IS TALKING
INTO A MOBILE PHONE SO EVEN WHEN THEY SHOULD
SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD I STILL WILL BE GOOD-LOOKING
MY DEAD BODY STILL PRETENDING THERE IS NO
OBVIOUS REASON TO PUT SACCHARIN IN YOUR COFFEE
INSTEAD OF WHITE SUGAR WHICH IS WRONG BUT I CAN
ACCEPT THAT WHATEVER PREFERENCE YOU HAVE YOU
KNOW THAT THE CHALLENGE IS TO REACH YOUR OWN
LIMIT WHATEVER THAT MAY BE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
AGREE BUT OKAY IT IS YOUR LIFE I AM NOT CONCERNED
ABOUT AS SOMETIMES I THINK YOU ARE AN INSECT
ACCEPTING YOUR PARANOID HILARITY ONLY BY
ACCIDENT LISTENING TO THE BARBER OF SEVILLA I
NEVER TRUST TO CUT MY HAIR OFFERING ME A SAMPLE
OF WHAT HE WAS CAPABLE OF PUTTING ALL OF HIS
ENERGY IN THAT MEMORABLE OLYMPIA CONCERT
ALTHOUGH HIS CANCER HAD PUT HIM ON THE DEATH
LIST HE KEPT CONVINCING THAT MARVELOUS AUDIENCE
WITH HIS CHARISMATIC GESTURES ON STAGE IN 1970
PARIS THAT THERE WOULD NEVER BE ANOTHER
JACQUES BREL ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT
UNDERSTAND FRENCH I HAVE NO REASON TO DEAL WITH
SINCE I KEEP SINGING THAT ALL COMMUNISTS HAVE TO
BE EXECUTED IF POSSIBLE BY THEIR OWN HAMMERS &
SICKLES EX TROTSKY EX LENIN EX STALIN EVEN
GORBATCHOV IS INCLUDED IN MY NOTEBOOK
COMPARABLE TO SERIAL KILLERS' STANDARDS APPLIED
IN HORRIBLE PAINTINGS BY DÜRER EXECUTED BY AN
ELECTRIFIED JERONIMUS BOSCH WHO SAYS THAT THE
SOONER THE BETTER WE ALSO MUST ELIMINATE LOUIS
XIV ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF FORGOTTEN SCHIZOFRENIC
MISTAKES IN HISTORY A CONSTRUCTION OF SAD MYTHS
NOBODY NO LONGER CARES ABOUT NOT CONCERNED
ABOUT THE POSSIBLE SO-CALLED EXACT C.E.T. ON YOUR
SEYKO WE DO NOT WANT TO KNOW AS TIME IS ALL
ABOUT RELATIVITY PROVEN BY THE GREATEST MASTER
OF THE XXTH CENTURY WALT DISNEY A COMBINATION OF
HEARTWARMING ORIGINALITY FEATURING EVERY KIND
OF ANIMAL IN HIS OWN EXPRESSION STIMULATING YOUR
CREATIVE CURIOSITY TELLING YOU A STORY ABOUT A
DIVORCED BROWN BEAR HELPING A LOST SCHOOLGIRL
TO FIND HER WAY BACK HOME ON HIS HARLEY DAVIDSON
ONLY A MENTAL AFFAIR IN THE COMPANY OF A
MYSTERIOUS JOKER PLAYING ON HIS PRINCE RACKET
ALBINONI'S ADAGIO ACCOMPANIED BY A PERPETUAL
MAN RAY ONLY ONE OF FIVE PUBLISHED IN MILANO BY
GROUP ZERO IL CONTE MANZONI STEPDANCING IN A
BAROQUE WAY ON THE SCALA'S KAWASAKI PIANO WITH
AN ADAPTABLE FOUR SEASON DADA-VIEWER AT YOUR
DISPOSAL DISPOSING OF A HUNDRED DIFFERENT
PANORAMAS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD YOU CAN
DISCUSS ON THE WEB WHEN YOU ARE A MEMBER OF
"THE HEART IS ART CLUB" ALL THIS MEANT TO IMPROVE
YOUR PERSONAL EXPECTATIONS FOR STRATOSPHERIC
COMMUNICATION WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE ACCESS TO

ALL REGISTERED MEMBERS STARTING FROM 15TH
CENTURY RINASCIMENTO UNTIL THE NEXT FUTURE THE
LEADING BRAIN EVEN HAS TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION
FORBIDDEN EXPERIMENTS USING A NUCLEAR MIXTURE
OF ROBOTIC PROCREATION NOT AT ALL TO IMPRESS
YOUR IGNORANCE BUT BY DOING SO YOU WILL BE
BETTER PREPARED TO START YOUR LIFE OVER AGAIN
WITH MORE LYRIC CLARITY TRYING TO REMEMBER
EVERY BIT OF THE ENEMY'S REACTIONS BECAUSE YOU
WANT TO LIVE AS AN UNSPOILED CHILD I KNOW YOU
WOULD NEVER BE LYING TO ANY ONE OF US INVITED WE
ARE IN YOUR CLEAN MIND IN THE HEART CHAMBERS OF
YOUR VIRGIN HOSPITALITY WHICH AFTER CENTURIES OF
COMPLICATIONS WILL ELIMINATE THE HERMETIC
ISOLATION FROM MIDAS TO FAUST FROM DARWIN BACK
TO ICARUS I CONSIDER A 99 PERCENT USELESS
SCHIZOFRENIC SITUATION OF AMBIGUITY NEVER TO BE
PUBLISHED AS MY KIND OF TALK IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PAY
FOR WHICH KEEPS ME FREE ABLE TO WRITE AS I FEEL A
LOGIC RESULT OF AN ARCHAEOLOGIC SEARCH I
ENCOUNTER BY WONDERING AT THIS MOMENT WHEN I
AM DRINKING WATER IN A BORDEAUX GLASS MY MIND-
TERRORISING BECOMES PHYSICALLY-NAIVE MY
EXPECTATIONS MINIMALISTIC BUT I CAN SAY THIS IS THE
WAY I WISH TO FULFIL AMBITIONS WHEN EXTREME
DANGER KEEPS KNOCKING
ON MY TRAVELLING HEAD I URGENTLY NEED TO FIND
MORE OF DIVINE COMEDY CYBERSURGERY TEMPORARY
CONTROLLING MY NIGHT'S REST WITH TRANQUILLIZERS I
DREAM AWAY AT L'HÔTEL DU BEAU RIVAGE NEAR LYON
WHERE I DRINK AGAIN CE FAMEUX CONDRIEU QUI ME
FAIT RETOURNER DANS UN AUTRE PASSÉ THE TASTE OF
MY BEST SOUVENIRS TURNS ME ON DRIVING FROM
ANTWERP TO SAINT TROPEZ AGAIN MEMORISING OUR
FAMILY STOP AMIDST THE VINEYARDS OF THE NORTHERN
RHONE ATTRACTED BY DELIRIOUS VIOGNIER I THINK
THAT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE TASTE OF FAT
MARZIPAN GRAPES WITH A ZEST OF LAVENDER IN MY
NOSTRILS THE TEXTURE OF PINEAPPLE PAINTED BY
GAUGUIN IN MY STOMACH AN ARTISTIC PROCESS OF
ORGANIC GROWTH A SMOOTH OUTCOME FOR
MARGUERITE DUMAS TUMBLING IN BED WITH L'AMANT DE
SEOUL DINING CHEZ PRUNIER ENCHANTED BY
ÉCREVISSES À LA SAUCE PISTOU ADMITTING I COMPARE
MY GROTESQUE OVERDOING TO THE POTENTIAL LOOKS
OF THAT MYSTERIOUS MONA LISA A MAN A WOMAN OR
AN ANDROGYNE I THOUGHT I HAD MET BEFORE IN
LOUVECIENNES WITH HENRY MILLER OR WAS IT IN
BABYLON READING THE DIARIES OF ANAÏS IN LOVE WITH
A MISSILE IN SIAM WHY NOT IN MÜNICH IN BORIS
BECKER'S LIVING ROOM AS I CHECK MY NOTES I SEE
THAT I HAVE PROMISED THE KING OF BAVARIA A BOX OF
GODIVA CHOCOLATES I NO LONGER MAY POSTPONE I
WILL BRING IT TO LUDWIG PERSONALLY AS SOON AS I AM
OUT OF COMA DRIVING FROM ASCONA TO BASEL THEN
THROUGH GERMANY WITH PITSTOPS AT HOCKENHEIM &
NÜRBURGRING WHERE WE CAN TALK ABOUT NEXT
WINTER ABOUT STAYING ONCE MORE IN SANKT MORITZ
WHERE WE CAN BREAK BREAD INSTEAD OF OUR LEGS
ON THE ICY SLOPES OF THE CORVATSCH MUCH TOO
BALTIC RESPONDING TO A SEA OF TIMELESS ICE I
SUGGEST WE BETTER STAY AROUND THE SWIMMING
POOL OR HAVE LUNCH AT HASSELMANN'S WHERE
LUDWIG CAN SHOW ME HIS PHOTOGRAPHS OF
VICTORIAN BEDROOMS DECORATED BY JOHN GALLIANO
AS WHEN HE TRAVELS TO LONDON HE CANNOT RESIST
MAKING PICTURES HIDING AROUND FULHAM ROAD OR
KNIGHTSBRIDGE STAYING AT THE CONNAUGHT

ALTHOUGH LAST TIME HE CHOSE THE DORCHESTER AS
HIS CHOICE ALWAYS DEPENDS ON HIS FRAGILE MOODS
BUT OF COURSE EVERYTHING HAS BEEN FORESEEN AS
IN BOTH PLACES HIS PERSONAL SUITE IS DECORATED
WITH SOTTSASS' MEMPHIS EXCEPT FOR THE ROYAL BED
WHICH IS ESPECIALLY HANDMADE BY AUPING ORGANICS
FEATURING CLIMATE CONTROL & SELF-AIRING FOR WHEN
HIS MAJESTY WANTS TO SLEEP HE CAN PUT ON A BED-
FRESHENING SYSTEM WHICH HELPS HIS POOR BLOOD
CIRCULATION IT EVEN MAKES HIM SMOKE LESS SINCE HE
KNOWS THAT LOTS OF FAKE COWBOYS HAVE DIED FROM
LUNG CANCER ALSO HIS TEMPER HAS BECOME A LITTLE
EASIER HE EVEN POSES IN SILK PYJAMAS FOR BILD BUT
NEVER WANTS TO BE PICTURED BY FRENCH PAPARAZZI
WHOM HE FINDS TOO LAZY PRETENDING THAT ONLY
"ARBEIT MACHT FREI" I DO ALLOW MYSELF TO ANSWER
THAT AFTER ALL EVERYBODY REMAINS A SLAVE WITH
LITTLE CONTROL OVER OMNI-TREACHEROUS BEHAVIOUR
BUT NEVERTHELESS I FEEL SATISFIED THAT IN CASE OF
FALSE FIRE ALARM AGAIN REALITY BECOMES A DREAM
EXPECTING TO BE ENGAGED IN BLACK & WHITE
HOLLYWOOD SITUATIONS ENTERING ADMIRAL VON
SPEER'S PRIVATE MOVIE ROOM IN BERCHTESGADEN TO
SEE THE UNABRIDGED VERSION OF "MODERN TIMES BY
CHARLIE CHAPLIN" MY ENTHUSIAST COMMENT BECOMES
ALTERNATED BY SUCH CULT IMAGES ON CELLULOID
WHEN CHAPLIN HIMSELF TRIES TO MAKE ME
UNDERSTAND HIS TWILIGHT POSSIBILITIES MEAN
NOTHING TO HIM COMPARED TO HIS IRRESISTIBLE
PASSION FOR A NEW MESSIAH NAILED ON A CROSS MADE
OF PURE KEVLAR OF WHICH RUBBISH I WAS THINKING
WHILE STAYING IN ROME WALKING LATE AT NIGHT
AROUND LA TRINITA SLEEPING AT THE HASLER HOTEL I
FELT SO UNCONSCIOUS I COULD NOT TELL MY NAME AT
THE RECEPTION BUT THE CONCIERGE REMEMBERED ME
FROM YEARS AGO PRETENDING THAT MY NAME IS
CARVED UNDER THE BALCONY OF ONE OF THE OLDEST
HOUSES IN TRASTEVERE NEXT TO MARIA DELLE
FRAGOLE AT THE TIEPIDO CHURCH WHERE SOFIA LOREN
MARRIED CARLO PONTI DRESSED AS A GLADIATOR CON
TUTTO IL MONDO MOLTO MOVIMENTATO COME SI DEVE
FARE PER ESSERE NOTATO NEL ARTE POVERA DEL
CINEMA ITALIANO ANCORA PRODOTTO IN CINECITTA ALL
CHAOTIC WHEN IN MY SCRIPT I APPLY THE USE OF
PLASTER EMPERORS TO BE IMMORTALIZED AS
ASTRONAUTS WEARING REAL NASA EQUIPMENT WHICH
DOES NOT IMMORTALIZE YOU AS EVERYBODY HAS TO DIE
EVEN THE KING OF GREECE THE QUEEN OF ROUMANIA
THE TSAR OF RUSSIA THE CONCIERGE OF THE RITZ
HOTEL EVERYONE OF US WITHOUT ANY EXCEPTION WE
ARE DYING ALL OF THE TIME AT THIS VERY MOMENT WE
ARE PRETENDING WITHOUT AUTHORITY WITH LOTS OF
INTEREST IN OUR CONFISCATED FUTURE COMPARABLE
TO ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION EXPECTING RESPECT AS IF
WE WERE USELESS NEW JERSEY HOBOS NO LONGER
ACCEPTING YOUR POCKET MONEY AT VALENTINE'S DAY
YOU FEEL LONELY WITHOUT A BUNCH OF SAN REMO
MIMOSA ON YOUR TABLE YOU ARE DEEPLY HURT BY THE
TERRORISING FACT THAT ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE BEEN
ABANDONED OR SHALL I SAY DISMISSED BY YOUR
EXPATRIATED LOVER YOU REALIZE YES INDEED YOU
LOOK RIDICULOUS WHILE I HEAR YOU SAY I LOVE YOU I
MISS YOU I HATE YOU AT THIS VERY MOMENT I DROP YOU
I NEGLECT YOU I ABANDON YOUR HIDDEN SELF I CANCEL
YOU THE MONSTER WHO FLIRTS IN EVERYONE OF US ONE
OF THESE SECRET ONES YOU CANNOT TRUST YOU
CANNOT DISCUSS WITH WHISPERING YOU ONLY DEPEND
ON HORMONES YOU CANNOT CORRECT CHROMOSOMES I

MEAN YOU HAVE ONLY SEX TO GUIDE YOU TRYING TO
FORGET THE OUTRAGEOUS INSULTS YOU DID ABSORB
SINCE YOU WERE AN INNOCENT KID CONTINUING IN AN
ENDLESS ADDITION OF MORE COMPROMISING
SITUATIONS YOU TRY TO DISMISS NOW WHILE YOU
REALIZE YOU ARE ABSORBED BY GEORGE SAND
DARKNESS NO LONGER PLAYING DUKE ELLINGTON'S
PIANO IN PALMA DE MAJORCA YOU LOOK AT THAT POOR
COPY OF CHOPIN ON THE MANTLEPIECE OF YOUR
CHÂTEAU EN ESPAGNE VIOLATED BY YOUR
PREDECESSORS YOU HAVE TO CONFESS THAT THEIR
BRUTALITY STILL KEEPS YOU DEPRESSED TOO MUCH OF
EVIL HAS BEEN PUT INTO THAT CHILD YOU EVEN
DISTRUST NOW AS A SO-CALLED GROWN UP AN
INCESTUOUS SITUATION WHICH MADE YOU A VICTIM YOU
TRY TO IGNORE WHEN SUCKING YOUR MOTHER IN THAT
IGNOBLE WARM WATER SWIMMING NEXT TO THE OCEAN
DRIVE SEARCHING DESPERATELY FOR COMFORTABLE
RIFFS ON ERIC CLAPTON'S GIBSON A 6 STRINGS GUITAR
YOU THINK IT HAS BEEN SOLD TO BUFFALO BILL'S
GRANDSON MIKE WHO SMILES AT YOU WITH A PLASTIC
COLT IN EACH HAND WHILE THE MAN SAYS THAT NOW
YOU MAY SHOOT AT YOUR OWN LIES HE PUTS AN
ORANGE ON YOUR FLIPPING HEAD A DISTURBED
SITUATION TO MAKE YOU CRY AFRAID YOU ARE OF YOUR
BOILING BLOOD YOU STILL HOPE YOU CAN ESCAPE TO
FRANCE DRINKING COGNAC INSTEAD OF DRACULA'S
BLOOD DANCING THE SAMBA IN THE EMPTY GRILLROOM
OF THE HOTEL DE PARIS EARLY MORNING WHEN FINALLY
YOUR NEW SWATCH STARTS TICKING AS A BY-PASS
YOUR ACTIVATED BODY PLAYING CHEMIN THE FER AT
THE MONTE CARLO CASINO ALTHOUGH YOUR MIND IS
ELSEWHERE THE SHE-DEVIL THE HE-CAT TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF US SUPPOSING WE HAVE NO DEFENCE
BECAUSE PROBABLY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TIME
TO SECURE ANOTHER ILLUSION THAT THE TICKING
ENEMY DOES NOT EXIST I SUPPOSE ONLY EINSTEIN WAS
CLEVER ENOUGH TO FIND SAFETY BY DEVELOPING A
SOPHISTICATED THEORY ABOUT TIME'S RELATIVITY BUT
THEN AGAIN WHEN I LEARN IN THE NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE THAT ALPHA CENTAURI IS OUR
NEAREST STAR SYSTEM ONLY 4 LIGHT YEARS AWAY
WHICH MEANS THAT IT WOULD TAKE THE FASTEST NASA
SPACESHIP 200 000 YEARS TO REACH IT ALL I CAN SAY IS
THAT WHEN I TRY TO UNDERSTAND THIS I BADLY NEED A
DRINK AS IN THE AFTERNOON I REFUSE ALCOHOL I GO
FOR CHINESE TEA IT MAKES ME SUSPICIOUS WHEN I
READ IN LE MONDE THAT THE YOUNG EINSTEIN BOUGHT
HIS SUEDE SHOES FROM MANOLO BLAHNIKS BUT TWO
SIZES TOO SHORT HE IS NO LONGER ABLE TO WALK
FROM HIS ZÜRICHER HAUS TO DER BLAUE REITER WHERE
WALT DISNEY IS ON EXHIBITION SHOWING A
COMPUTERIZED SNOWWHITE SAILING ON THE FROZEN
SANKT MORITZER SEE WHO HEARS ON THE RADIO THAT
THE SEVEN DWARFS ARE LOST IN THE ENGADIN
MOUNTAINS IT IS SAID THAT MEMBERS OF THE
BORESOME PEN CLUB ARE OFFERING FREE TICKETS TO
FEMALE STUDENTS FROM THE LEIDEN UNIVERSITY
ASSISTING AT THE LANDING OF A SMILING REDSKIN
ARRIVING BY NAVAL HELICOPTER IT SEEMS HE BEHAVES
SEXLESSLY YES INDEED HE LOOKS WEIRD SORT OF
TIRLEMONT SUGAR-COATED PROTECTED WITH SILICONE
HE STARTS WALKING IN AN AMBIGUOUS WAY I
OVERHEAR HIS FRAGRANCE IS OFTEN USED BY
ABANDONED WOMEN AS GIRL-POWER ALL THE
CONTRARY OF THE LIKES I DATE THE MERMAID TYPE
LOVING WITHOUT RULES REFUSING ANY TYPE OF LIFE
INSURANCE AS WHAT I WANT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH

PAMELA OR HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN WE ARE NO
LONGER MARTYR OR MANIAC NOT EVEN SEXUALLY
INTERESTED I MEAN THAT EVEN AMSTERDAM PORNO IS
OLD-FASHIONED ONLY A PLAYBOY COMPENSATION
INDICTED BY UNDERPAID VOICES A COCKTAIL OF
HERMAPHRODITIC MILITANTS IN A CONFRONTATION WITH
A MILLION OF EXCITED PEOPLE DANCING AS ADAM & EVE
IN BERLIN ON THE ANNUAL LOVE DAY A DIALOGUE
BETWEEN DIFFERENT COLOURS OF PLAYING WITH THE
MUSCULAR QUALITY OF THE ARROGANT PHALLUS
TRESPASSING HIS FIELDS OF SEED STORMING INTO THE
ATTRACTING EGGS FARM A PRODUCTION WHICH MAKES
ME SUGGEST THAT RABBIT SEX HAS BEEN INVENTED TO
SATISFY THE POOR OF MIND THE REMAININGS OF THE
EXTERMINATED DYNOSAURS THE KIND OF EXPLOITED
PEOPLE CONDITIONED IN PRIMITIVE WOMBS WHO NEVER
WENT TO SCHOOL NOR HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY
BASEBALL I SUPPOSE THEY NEVER EAT HOMEMADE
SPAGHETTI NOR CAN CYCLE IN THE COUNTRY TO
IMPROVE THEIR POOR CONDITION IT SEEMS CRYSTAL
CLEAR WE ARE THE PRIVILEGED WHEN YOUR MASSAGIST
STARTS HIS DELICATE MACHINE FIRING CRYSTALS IN
YOUR SKIN A HYPE TREATMENT FOR YOUR BLOCKED
PORES AFTER WHICH HE WILL APPLY A MINI LIFT-MASK
MOISTURIZING YOUR SKIN THE RESULT IS INSTANT THE
PUFFINESS AROUND YOUR EYES HAS DISAPPEARED THIS
IS THE QUICK FIX YOU NEED DESIGNED BY RAFAEL TO
STIMULATE YOUR BLOOD CIRCULATION ALSO THE
TOXINS THE FAT DEPOSITS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED IN
THE STREETS OF MOSCOU INVADED BY TEENAGE
PROSTITUTES WAITING FOR VODKA SUCKERS WHO
CANNOT PERFORM BLOWJOBS IN THE ICY STREET
WHERE HOOKERS ARE EXPECTING AN AVERAGE OF
TWENTY ROTTWEILERS A DAY AT TEN DOLLARS A PIECE
VERY CHEAP CONFIRMING THAT MORE CATTLE IS BEING
BROUGHT IN ALL FROM THE FORMER EAST BLOCK THE
DESPERATION IS PAMPERED ON SMALL FACES SO
YOUNG BUT LOST THEIR USELESS BODIES THE BENEFIT
OF A SHOT OF HEROÏN MAYBE SOME HILFIGER BLUE
JEANS TO SOFTEN
A TORTURED PUSSY BECAUSE OF BANGING LIKE
GORILLAS WITH OTHER HYENAS IN THE BIRMA JUNGLE
ALL THAT HAPPENING WITHOUT BRYAN FERRY ON STAGE
WHO NO LONGER GETS A SPELL ON YOU TESTIFYING
THAT THE BACKSTREETS ARE FULL OF BOYS CAUGHT IN
SYPHILISTIC OVERDRIVE BORN TO BE MEGATRASH
READY TO KNOCK YOU OUT ON THE URBAN RING NOT BY
ACCIDENT INSULTED TO RESEMBLE MIKE TYSON
INSTEAD OF CHARLES MANSON WHO WILL NEVER LEAVE
JAIL INSTEAD OF PLAYING IN A THREE STARS PSYCH-O-
MATIC CAST CONSIDERED AS A CULT FIGURE BY MIDDLE-
AGED WEIRDOES LIVING IN LOS ANGELES UNDER THE
BRIDGES WITH CHROME HEART'S ACCESSORIES TO PUT
THE BEAST AT EASE AN EX-SS NOW LAWYER SAYS HE IS
READY TO HELP HIS CLIENT INTO A WHEELCHAIR THEN
DRIVE CHARLES TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL TO SHOWER
AND PAMPER WHERE HE CAN EAT HIS FAVOURITE NASI-
GÖRING WHICH MAKES HE MIGHT RECOVER BEFORE HE
COULD BE STANDING IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE IT
SEEMS YOUR NOSE KEEPS BLEEDING ALL PROOF OF HIV
INFECTED BLOOD STAINS SOLD BY THE BUTCHERS AT LA
PORTE DE LA VILLETTE DEALING ALL OF THEIR
HUMILIATING LIVES IN DEAD MEAT RESULTING IN SOUR
FRUSTRATION YOU CAN CHANGE SO EASILY WHEN YOU
CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT THE ATMOSPHERE SEEMS
CLEAR WHETHER IT IS TRUE OR NOT I HEAR YOU SAY
LOVELY BUT YOUR BRAINS RESPOND SORRY WHEN YOU
REALIZE YOU ARE FOLLOWED BY MILANESE PAPARAZZI

ZOOMING IN AT NIGHT INTO YOUR COMPROMISING BED IF
POSSIBLE TRY TO STAY CALM REFRESH YOUR TEMPLES
START WALKING IN THE PARK TAKE TWO RELATINES
WITH A GLASS OF CHOCOLATE MILK ONLY BUY
TOOTHPASTE WITH CHLOROPHYL MOTIVATE YOURSELF
TO ACT BRAVELY SHOWER UNDER ICE COLD WATER YOU
WILL SEE IT HELPS YES THE NORTH POLE SENSATION
KICKS YOU IMMEDIATELY SOFORT YOUR BLOOD STARTS
SPRINTING YOU IMAGINE YOU ARE CARL LEWIS AS
SUDDENLY ALL DISCOMFORT TURNS INTO A SELF-
ENERGIZING MOOD YOUR HIGH INPUT CIRCULATION
BECOMES A TURBO MASSAGE BUT WHEN YOU STEP OUT
OF THE SHOWER DO NOT RUB BUT ONLY PUT ON YOUR
RALPH LAUREN BATHROBE LISTEN TO RACHMANINOFF
OR BELA BARTOK THEN BIT BY BIT YOU BECOME YOUR
OWN SPOKESMAN REPEATING SEVERAL TIMES A DAY
THAT LIFE CAN BE MARVELLOUS OR CHEAP DEPENDING
ON YOUR MANTRA WHEN YOU READ IN THE WALL STREET
JOURNAL THAT LOSERS ARE STEALING HEROIN
SPEEDING UP THEIR FUNERAL NEVER KNOWING HOW IT
IS TO FEEL FREE OR HAVE FREE SEX WHICH MEANS YOU
ARE THAT BOY OR SOME GIRL WITH A LITTLE OF BOTH
TALKING NONSENSE IN JAIL WHERE BY NOW WE EXPECT
YOUR ANUS IS DRIPPING YOUR FILTHY BLOOD IS
PROVING YOUR EVIL PROFILE SHOOTING MORE HIV
VIRUSES INTO THE POOR WITHOUT A DIME IT IS SURE
THAT NOBODY IS GOING TO BUY YOUR BOOKS BUT CUT
YOUR THROAT IN A CEAUSESCO PRISON AFTER YOU
HAVE HEARD OF ALL THE WONDERS THE DICTATOR HAS
MADE COME TRUE BY CONSTRUCTING THE LARGEST
BOULEVARDS IN BUCHAREST WHICH IS KNOWN TO BE
THE BEST PLACE IN EUROPE TO DRIVE YOUR NEW
PORSCHE AS FAST AS YOU WANT BEING DRUNK YOU KILL
ANY RECKLESS PASSER-BY YOU WANT NOBODY WILL
NOTIFY IN A COUNTRY NOW RAN BY THE HEIRS OF
CEAUSESCO HIS FAMILY AT THE WHEEL OF SEXY
BENTLEYS WITH NAKED BOYS & GIRLS IN THE TRUNK
RETURNING TO THE MOULIN ROUGE WITH JOSEPHINE
BAKER IN HER EARLY TWENTIES ONLY WITH A BANANA
STRING YOU CAN FANTASIZE SHE PUTS TABASCO ON
YOUR VAGINA SEASALT ON YOUR TITS ALL KINDS OF
INSPIRATION THE WAY DORA MAAR HAS BEEN POSING
FOR MAKING PERVERSE PICASSOS SOLD AT SOTHEBY'S
WHERE ON AUCTION HIS "FEMME ASSISE SUR UNE
CHAISE" WAS ESTIMATED £6 000 000 WHICH IS A
CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT FOR A PAINTED WOMAN
SITTING ON A PAINTED CHAIR BUT NEVERTHELESS
BREAKING DORA MAAR'S HEART WHEN HER RELATION
WITH PICASSO CAME TO A LOGICAL END SHE SOLD MOST
OF HIS PAINTINGS AS SHE PREFERRED TO EXPAND HER
PENELOPEAN ETHICS CONTINUING A NATURAL WAY OF
LIFE FULL OF MINIMALISTIC CONVICTION WHEN
TESTIFYING SHE HATED ALL OF THE FAKE LUXURY SHE
HAD BEEN FORCED TO ACCEPT THE MOST FABULOUS
AUCTION OF THE YEAR WHERE SOME STUPID FORTY
MILLION US DOLLARS WERE PAID IN EXCHANGE FOR HER
PERSONAL PABLO SOUVENIRS IT IS THE MONEY MARKET
I KEEP SMILING AT INSPIRING MY WORLD OF WORDS
RESULTING IN IMAGES OF CONTINUOUS SCATOLOGIC
DISASTER THE MISUNDERSTANDING OF DUST TO DUST
TYPED ON AN APPLE DESIGNED PC BY WHICH YOUR
PRIVACY HAS GONE PUBLIC BECAUSE OF OUR
CURIOUSNESS WE LIKE TO CALL ATTRACTION WITH
MASTERMIND HACKERS SMARTER THAN WE EVER CAN
IMAGINE HAVING FUN IN A GLOBAL TECHNO BAR WITH
MERCE CUNNINGHAM'S FORMER LOVER INTERPRETING
JIM CARREY'S EXPRESSIONS I AM FOLLOWING THE
TRAVELLING OF THE CAMERA INTO THE RESTROOM

WHERE WE DISCOVER A DOTCOM-BOYFRIEND IN TRIPOLI
A DOTCOM-MERMAID IN OSLO AS WHEREVER YOU CHAT
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT YOUR SEXLIFE IS
COMPUTERIZED YOU FEEL THE MERITS OF ONLINE
TRADING START LOOKING LESS ROMANTIC ESPECIALLY
BECAUSE GORBATCHOV HAS DEMOLISHED THE
BORDERLINE OF RACISM WHICH KEEPS INCREASING AS
IT IS KNOWN THAT NINETY FIVE PERCENT OF ALL
COLOURED PEOPLE STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH
PREJUDICES FROM BANGLADESH TO VLADIVOSTOK THE
ODDS MIGHT TURN AGAINST YOU WHEN YOU GET KILLED
BY A CLONE OF VALERIE SOLANAS WHO SHOT AT ANDY
WARHOL BECAUSE THE FACTORY WAS TOO SEXY UNTIL I
FOUND OUT IT ONLY WAS A PUBLIC RELATIONS IDEA
INVENTED BY LEO CASTELI TO DOUBLE THE PRICE OF
THE JACKIE O' SCREENINGS WITH THE FIRST LADY
WEARING A VINYL OUTFIT DESIGNED BY KARL
LAGERFELD WHO ENTERED THE PLAZA'S PARTY IN A
CLASSIC BLACK SUIT MATCHING PERFECTLY HIS DARK
GLASSES I WAS SURPRISED HE DID FOLLOW ME AFTER
MIDNIGHT WE ENTERED TOGETHER THE FOUR SEASONS
IN THE TABOO OF MANHATTAN WHERE THE ATMOSPHERE
ALWAYS MAKES ME DRUNK ESPECIALLY THAT NIGHT
WHEN I SEE TWO BLACK PANTHERS STEP INSIDE OF MY
JUNIOR SUITE I START WATCHING ANOTHER GENOCIDE
OF HUTUS SHOWING US THE MAXIMUM OF BESTIALITY ON
CNN I AM PART OF A SADIC PEEPSHOW STARING AT AN
EXHAUSTED TUTSI MOTHER WHO IS CARRYING HER TWO
BABIES BUT UNEXPECTEDLY DECAPITATED IN FRONT OF
MY EYES I AM TERRORIZED BUT CONVINCED THERE IS NO
REMEDY TO FIGHT SUCH POLITICAL MADNESS WITH MY
SCREEN FULL OF BLOOD IT IS TOO MUCH OF ADVANCED
AGONY ESPECIALLY HERE IN NEW YORK BABYLON FULLY
AWARE OF A CONCENTRATION OF HATE ESPECIALLY
AGAINST THE UNITED NATIONS RESPECTING ONLY SARIN
GAS AS USED IN THE TOKYO METRO BUT IT LOOKS MORE
SUSPICIOUS WITH THE STATUE OF LIBERTY NEXT DOOR I
FEEL ALL THE SHAME OF THE DEMENTED IN MY HEAD
ALTHOUGH IT IS THE CONTRARY I SEEK THAT KIND OF
RANSOM I SHALL MAKE THEM PAY FOR IN CYBERSPACE I
CAN DO WITHOUT COHN-BENDIT CAMERAS FOLLOWING
THE PRESIDENT ONLY WITH MY PRIVATE EYES I OBSERVE
HIS COMPULSIVE SHYNESS TURNING INTO KLEPTOMANIA
WHEN HIS PRESS-ATTACHÉ ANNOUNCES HIM THE BIRTH
OF A CLONED GUINEA PIG AT A CONFERENCE OF ASIAN
AMBASSADORS IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT IN SUCH
CIRCUMSTANCES EVEN MY PHANTASMS LOOK ABSURD I
AM DISPOSED TO SELL MY ABSURD SELF IN TAX-FREE
SHOPS WHERE NERVOUS SALESWOMEN CONFIRM ME
THEY STEAL ONLY ALCOHOL MOST OF ALL ENGLISH GIN
THE BOTTLES OF WHICH ARE CONSIDERED THE BEST
FOR MOLOTOV COCKTAILS I FEEL AS IF GRACE KELLY IS
CARRIED AWAY IN HITCHCOCK'S INFERNO A DANTESQUE
POSSIBILITY OF HIS VIRTUAL PRESENCE CHANGING INTO
DISASTER DIPLOMACY WHEN I READ ON THE FIRST DAY
OF THE NEW YEAR THAT RUSSIA STILL HAS 6 000
NUCLEAR WARHEADS ALWAYS READY TO ATTACK BUT
AGAIN BEATEN BY THE USA WHO ARE THE REAL
CHAMPIONS WITH NO LESS THAN 8 000 OF THESE
MONSTERS WE REALIZE THAT WE ARE CONDEMNED TO
LIVE WITHOUT SELF-DEFENCE À LA COMÉDIE FRANÇAISE
WHERE ALREADY IN THE FIRST ACT OF LE MISANTHROPE
THE AUDIENCE IS CONFRONTED WITH OUR
BLOODSISTERS READING "WAR AND PEACE" IN A
HEARTSHAPED BED PARLANT FRANGLAIS APRÈS
L'EXPLOSION DU BOEING D'AIR MAROC JE LIS QUE LA
MUNITION RETROUVÉE SERA FINALLY VENDUE AUX
ENCHÈRES WE WILL BE TATOUÉS PAR LE GÉNÉRAL DE

GAULLE IN PERSON DANS UNE DE SES SOIRÉES PRIVÉES
QUE J'AI ADORED WITH THE STRIPTEASEUSES DES
FOLIES BERGÈRES DANCING TOPLESS SUR LES TABLES
J'AI VU SURTOUT LES YEUX DE BORIS YELTSIN QUI
REGARDAIT VERY EXCITED QUAND FINALEMENT JOHNNY
HALLIDAY A CHANTÉ QUE TOUS LES HOMMES
POLITIQUES SONT TROP COMÉDIEN POUR ÊTRE VRAIS
QUE PENDANT MANY YEARS ILS ONT ESSAYÉ DE NOUS
ENCULER WITH THEIR MENSONGES COMME AFTER ALL
WHICH MEANS APRÈS TOUT I DO NOT HAVE TO SUFFER
FROM CABIN FEVER WITH ALITALIA NEANCHE MANGIARE
UN SOLO PEZZO DI CARNE SINCE MY FLIGHT IS
PROTECTED BY A SWISS BORN GENIUS WHO NEVER DIED
IN 1955 BUT STILL LOOKS VERY YOUNG AS IF HE IS UNE
PERSONA ESTREMAMENTE INTELLIGENTE MA
TOTALMENTE DIFFERENTE COMPARED TO THE NEW
BATMAN MORE KICKING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THAN
EVER BEFORE SINCE HE HAS BEATEN ISAAC NEWTON I
PREFER TO SAY IT IS ONLY A PRESENCE OF EMPTINESS
WHEN WE REALIZE THAT SATURN IS JUST A MERE 800
MILLION MILES AWAY WE BETTER CAN GO SHOPPING IN
BALL HARBOR BECAUSE WE ARE SHOPAHOLICS A
MISLEADING REASON YOUR ANONYMOUS MIND WILL NOT
ACCEPT YOUR BRAINS INDULGED WITH TERRIBLE
REMORSE A PSYCHOLOGICAL FACT WE PERCEIVE AS A
RECONSTRUCTION OF OUR FORMER ADDICTION TO CAFÉ-
MÉLANGE WITH FRANKFURTERS SPLITTING MY MIND INTO
POST-CHERNOBYL AFFAIRS WE HAVE TO RUN TO THE
DOCTOR WHO FRIENDLY PRESCRIBES SEROTONIN AS AN
EFFECTIVE ANTIDEPRESSANT WE BADLY NEED TO CURE
OUR SYMPTOMS OF DEFICIENCY WE HAVE TO TRY
SILICON MEZZFEZ ON PRESCRIPTION WITH A DAMAGE
WARNING CONCERNING YOUR NERVE CELLS BUT
CONTESTED BY THE MEDECINE MAN IN KINSHASA WHO
KEEPS SAYING THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTER AS
SOON YOU NOTIFY YOUR COMPULSIVE BEHAVIOUR IS
TURNING INTO A FAST MOVING REALITY WHEN YOU
START EATING MORE BANANAS ALL SUGAR FREE BUT
DIFFERENT FROM THE KIND OF AWARENESS HO-CHI-MINH
BROUGHT TO VIETNAM THE UNDERSTANDING THAT FAITH
IS SOMETHING YOU CAN COMPARE WITH GAMBLING
YOUR DOLLARS IN HANOI AN UNSAFE COUNTERPART OF
THE RUSSIAN ROULETTE A DEMONSTRATION OF CRAZY
WEALTH WITH AN OVERDOSE OF WHITE SPEED
CONNECTED TO YOUR EXPLODING HEAD I CALL THIS
KIND OF BEHAVIOUR IN HARMONY WITH MY HACKING ALL
SIMILAR TO CYBER ROMANCE BY WHICH YOU BECOME
TWO PERSONS IN ONE WHEN YOUR LEFT HAND TYPES
MEG RYAN YOUR RIGHT HAND IS WRITING TOM HANKS
"YOU'VE GOT MAIL" IT IS AS COMPLEX AS THE WAY
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT COUPLES WHICH DOES NOT
NECESSARILY MEAN TWO PERSONS WHY NOT FOUR OR A
TRIO MAYBE A SEXTET AS I SAID
I CONSIDER A COUPLE IN MY BED TWO WOMEN ONE MAN
A CANARY INTRODUCED AFTER MIDNIGHT TO AN
UNKNOWN SOPRANO WHO WANTS TO SELL HER
VOLKSWAGEN I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOR THE
UNCONVENTIONAL WAY RECYCLED COUPLES ARE
MISLEAD WHEN BUYING LA DANSE MACABRE DE FRANZ
LISZT ON CD ROM PRESENTED IN MODIGLIANI'S
PENTHOUSE DECORATED BY CINDY CRAWFORD HER
SENSUOUS HAIR ALWAYS FLUTTERING ABOVE OMEGA
CLOUDS HER CHARISMATIC WAY OF EXPOSING HER
UNIQUE BODY LANGUAGE ALTHOUGH I CAN ASSURE IT
WILL NOT INFLUENCE MY WRITING A MENTAL RESEARCH
EXPERIMENTING WITH BIKING OR JOGGING THE POPULAR
SIDES OF MY PREFERENCES MARCHING ON DKNY THE
BEST TRAIL HIKER I BOUGHT LAST WINTER WITH A

TAPERED HEEL FOR IMPROVED STABILITY BY WHICH THE
POSITION OF YOUR FOOT IS MAINTAINED USING TITANIUM
DIOXIDE MATCHING A MIDSOLE WHICH IS ENGINEERED TO
SOFTEN THE IMPACT WHICH ALLOWS THIS FOOTWEAR
TO FLEX PROPERLY I FEEL IT WAS MY BEST BUY IN
SANKT MORITZ A MASTERPIECE DISCOVERED AMIDST SO
MANY SPLENDORS IN COMPETITION WITH AN AVERAGE
OF SOME 1 500 COMMERCIALS WE ARE PROPOSED EVERY
DAY MADE REAL BY ADVERT GENIUSES INVENTING YOUR
NEXT STEP IN LIFE MAYBE ON MADISON AVENUE WHERE
YOU START DEALING IN BILLIONS OF BONDS APPLYING
THE MESSAGE THAT THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THOSE
WHO JUMP INTO THE UNKNOWN EXPECTING TO FIND THE
MESSAGE ALL OF THE CONTRARY OF A FEEBLE
CHARLOTTE CORDAY WHO WAS NO LONGER PREPARED
TO DANCE TOPLESS NOR REMEMBERING WHAT
HAPPENED TO MARAT IN HIS JACUZZI AFTER ORDERING
TUNA SALAD ON HIS MOTOROLA TO BE DELIVERED TO
THE MISSING WIVES OF HENRY VIII UNTIL TODAY A
MYSTERY PROBABLY BECAUSE OF AN EMBITTERED
COMMUNIST WHO DARED TO CALL LE ROY A FAT PIG HIS
ARMY FIGHTING LA FRANCE INSPIRED BY LES MÉMOIRES
DE RASPUTIN DRAWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RED SEA
PICTURED BY WOODY ALLEN RECENTLY SEEN WITH
LONG BLACK HAIR IN A DONATELLA VERSACE COCKTAIL
DRESS BUT NO LONGER PLAYING CLARINET SINCE HE
BECAME AWARE HE WAS FILMED AT FENDI BY THE RAI
TRYING PINK SATIN BOOTS HIDING AT THE VENICE
CARNIVAL WITH A BLACK MASK INSPIRED BY A LAGUNA
INKFISH ITS KIND OF MULTI-TENTACLES ADORATION
SUSTAINING WOODY'S MANHATTAN LIFESTYLE HAVING
CLAM CHOWDER AT THE TWENTY-ONE CLUB HIS
PREFERENCE FOR LUNCH MORE THAN ENOUGH PROOF
THAT FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE HE SHOULD NO
LONGER BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION WITH AN
UNLIMITED CHOICE OF ORGASMIC ATTRACTIONS AT OUR
DISPOSAL WE CONSIDER IT AS NORMAL THAT WHEREVER
WE GO WE FIND NAKED WOMEN OR UNDRESSED MEN AT
OUR DISPOSAL WHO CONSTANTLY KEEP SMILING
EXPECTING YOU TO BE AWOKEN OFFERING YOU CRACK
WITH COLOURFUL CONDOMS SERVED BY A MAÎTRE D
EXPLAINING ALL POSSIBILITIES OF YOUR NEXT AFFAIR
BUT AFTER A COLD SHOWER FOLLOWED BY TWO CUPS
OF HOT COFFEE I WAS SLEEPWALKING FROM THE EAST
RIVER TO WEST 59TH STREET WHEN SUDDENLY IT
STARTED TO RAIN NOT AWARE I WAS ONLY WEARING
TENNIS SOCKS WHEN LUCKY ME A YELLOW CAB
STOPPED I JUMPED INSIDE BUT STILL SO NERVOUS I
STARTED TALKING TO THE MEXICAN DRIVER ABOUT
WINSTON CHURCHILL HIS LOVE FOR FLORENCE
NIGHTINGALE NO LONGER SMOKING HAVANA CIGARS
REALIZING I HAD NO MONEY I KEPT SMILING WHEN
TOTALLY BY SURPRISE THE MAN PARKED HIS CAR IN
FRONT OF SAINT PATRICK'S LEAVING HIS DRIVER'S SEAT
THEN CAME OVER TO ME TRYING TO KISS ME PUSH ME
ONTO THE BENCH EXCITED AS HE WAS HE SAID IT WAS
OBVIOUS I WAS NOT WEARING A WONDER BRA SHOWING
OFF MY PROMINENT GLOBES SO LOVELY I STARTED
IMITATING FRANK SINATRA "IF I CAN MAKE IT HERE I CAN
MAKE IT EVERYWHERE" KICKING HIM BETWEEN HIS
SHORT LEGS I MANAGED TO KNOCK HIM OUT DROPPED
HIM ON THE PAVEMENT DRIVING AWAY IN HIS CAB
ALTHOUGH I REALIZED I WOULD BE CHASED AS A
WANTED MAN ANOTHER SUSPECT IN THE ALGERIAN WAR
A SPY IN AFGHANISTAN OR WHATEVER I COULD THINK OF
I DROVE TO MY APPARTMENT WHERE I SAT FOR HOURS IN
THE JACUZZI WHICH MADE ME FEEL BETTER STARTING
TO THINK THAT IF I COULD MAKE IT AT THE BARNUM &

BAILY CIRCUS I COULD GO ON WITH MY STRANGE
BEHAVIOUR FOREVER EVEN GET PAID FOR IT WATCHING
MYSELF ON TELEVISION LOOKING AT MY OWN EYES MY
HANDS MOVING AS A THAI BOXER KICKING AROUND ME
PUNCHING MY NOSE MY CHIN EVEN MY MOST PRECIOUS
ITEMS WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF REALIZING THAT AT
LAST I WAS FREED FROM MY BODY ALTHOUGH
ASTONISHED BY MY NEW AUTONOMOUS SELF AS ALL
THE PARTS OF MY BODY WERE LIFTED IN THE AIR I
COULD LOOK AT ME TOUCH MY LOST BODY FALLING
COMPLETELY APART WHICH OF COURSE I TRIED TO
RESIST BUT I COULD NOT SPEAK ONLY LISTEN TO MY
VOICE NOBODY HEARD EXCEPT ME KNOWING THAT I
UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU DO NOT SEE AS I LOOK AT YOU
AS YOU DO NOT LOOK AT ME BUT OUR IMPRESSIONS OF
EACH OTHER ARE DIFFERENT AS WHILE YOU HEAR ME I
LISTEN TO ME TALK TO YOU BUT YOU CAN ONLY LISTEN
TO YOUR OWN THOUGHTS WHICH WERE PART OF YOUR
FORMER SELF IN THESE PRESENT MOMENTS OF BEING
SPLIT BUT STILL TOGETHER PHYSICALLY YOU SEE
YOURSELF AS ANOTHER PERSON YOU TRIED TO ANSWER
ME BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE NOT
EXPLAINING SUPPOSING IT FEELS THE SAME AS IF I WERE
CAUGHT IN A DORIC TEMPLE BOMBED BY THE DESSERT
TROOPS OF FIELDMARSCHALK VON ROMMEL READING
THE DIARIES OF SPANISH CONQUISTADORS WHO KILLED
95 PERCENT OF ALL MAYAS NOW ON HOLIDAY IN
RAVENNA THEN TRAVELLING TO MONREALE TO
COMPARE THE VALUES OF BOTH BYZANTIUM ARTEFACTS
IN THE SAME WAY WE LIKE TO MIX DIFFERENT COLOURS
OF IMPRESSIONS THE WAY MY MIND-PROCESSING
WORKS ON MULTI-LEVELS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT KIND
OF ASPECT OF WHAT ROGER VADIM DID WHEN FILMING
"ET BRIGITTE CRÉA LA FEMME" HIS BARDOT NO LONGER
STARRING WITH BELLE ÉPOQUE DECENCY BUT WITH
HENRY MILLER-LUST THE WAY US SOLDIERS WANT
MARILYN MONROES AT THE FRONT PAGE OF EVERY WAR
REPORT SHOOTING WITH AN OVERESTIMATED PENIS
INSTEAD OF RELIABLE GUNS REACTING AS LINGERIE
MADE BY AGENT SPÉCIAL DIT LE PROVOCATEUR WHOSE
MOST SEXY AWARD GOES TO RICHARD NIXON WHO IS
DRINKING COW MILK IN THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA AS AN
ABDICATED PRESIDENT STILL ACTING IN AN ARROGANT
WAY WHERE AT A BOTTEMLESS HORIZON FULL OF RISING
SUNS THE JOURNALISTS OF THE WASHINGTON POST ARE
NO LONGER TAKEN IN CONSIDERATION FORGETTING ON
PURPOSE THAT ANY SOFTDRINKS AGREEMENT DOES
MEAN A DISASTROUS PROMOTION OF GLOBAL
DECADENCY INVITING CITIZENS ONLY TO BE ATTRACTED
TO SURVIVAL INSTEAD OF PROGRESS BECAUSE
NOWADAYS EVEN THE DEAD KEEP TRAVELLING IN FIRST
CLASS ACCOMPANIED BY A CARING UNDERTAKER
PROPOSING A STOP IN VIENNA TO ENJOY A REAL PIECE
OF SACHERTORTE BEFORE CONTINUING THEIR FLIGHT TO
SINGAPORE SIPPING HOT FOUR O'CLOCK TEA AT THE
RAFTERS HOTEL WHILE PRAYING FOR THE MUPPETS
WHO HAVE ALSO CHANGED THEIR ACT OF INSTANT
COFFEE OVER THE YEARS FIRST SENT INTO SPACE THEN
BACK TO TREASURE ISLAND NO LONGER CASTED BY
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON BUT BY THE CASINO OF
PARADISE ISLAND ON THE BAHAMAS WHERE YOU ARE
CORDIALLY INVITED TO PUT YOUR MONEY IN A ONE ARM
BANDIT EXPOSING YOUR MUSCLES TO ENDLESS
SUPPOSITIONS IN SEARCH OF A FLAWLESS DIAMOND
RING WHEN SHOPPING ON RODEO DRIVE BEVERLY HILLS
ATTRACTED TO AN AUDIENCE WITH ELVIS PRESLEY ON
BOARD OF A MISSISSIPI STEAMBOAT ANCHORED IN SRI
LANKA LOOKING AT HIS BANGKOK ROLEX TO TELL US

THERE IS NO JUSTICE FOR THE 2 MILLION VIETNAMESE
WHO HAVE BEEN KILLED COMPARED TO ONLY 40
THOUSAND GI'S WHO LOST THEIR LIVES WHICH PROVES
AGAIN THAT JUSTICE DOES NOT EXIST NOT EVEN IN
DALLAS AS FILMED BY OLIVER STONE WHO KEEPS MY
DOUBTS UNSOLVED NOT KNOWING WHO SHOT THE
PRESIDENT WHO NEVER TALKED ABOUT THE HANDSOME
SKULLS OF 2 MILLION CAMBODIANS ALLOWING POL POT
TO DIE IN PEACE IN HIS JUNGLE BED WHO ALWAYS
PRETENDED THAT WE TOO WILL BE ELIMINATED BY
OTHER DICTATORS CONTROLLING A TOTALLY
COMPUTERIZED WORLD WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF
CLONES OF BONNIE & CLYDE MANUFACTURED WITH AN
EMBRYONIC STATE OF MIND BASED ON THE CONTINUITY
OF DISPOSED OF RAPE THE END IS IN SIGHT I CAN NOT
ACCEPT NOR SHARE NEVER WITHOUT MY LONG HAIR I
UNDERSTAND I AM OVERRATED BY YES-MEN WHEN
CRITICS CONTESTING THAT THIS IS MY PLAYGROUND MY
TESTIFYING OF ENERGY A MATTER OF TIME TRANSLATED
BY WATCHES I AM LOOKING AT THE JUMPING NEEDLE OF
MY CHRONOGRAPH ASTONISHED THAT ALREADY FIVE
NEW SECONDS ARE GONE I UNDERSTAND I AM
INTERFERING IN MY PERSONAL AWARENESS OF TIME
WHICH FOR EACH OF US IS DIFFERENT WHEN AGAIN I
LOOK AT MY CHRONOGRAPH I NOTICE I HAVE BEEN
WRITING FOR ONE MINUTE THREE SECONDS WHICH MUST
BE DIFFERENT FROM YOUR TIME YOU NEED TO READ THIS
SO NOW I STOP MY TIMEPIECE ONCE MORE RETURNING
TO TIMELESS LIVING BY WHICH I MEAN MY MOMENTS OF
WRITING BY WHICH I AM NO LONGER AWARE OF MY
BREATHING THIS FABULOUS OXYGEN I FEEL INSIDE
WHICH MAKES ME REALIZE THAT MY WRITING IS ALSO A
PHYSICAL MATTER PERFORMED BY MY MOVING HAND I
AM AWARE IT COMPENSATES MY FORMER LIFE OF
RUNNING ON ASPHALT INSTEAD OF ON PAPER NOT EVEN
EXPECTING THAT YOU ARE READING MY RUNNING-
WRITING WHICH HAS BECOME MY WRITING-RUNNING
INSTEAD OF DISCUSSING WITH ROBERT DE NIRO NOT
ABOUT HIS PERFORMANCE AS A TAXI DRIVER BUT
INSTEAD WE TALK ABOUT CASANOVA'S ATTRACTION TO
VIRGINS WHICH DOES NOT PROVE HE HAS TO BE SHY AS
HE SAYS I REALIZE I AM LEASING TIME EVERY DAY A KIND
OF RENT-A-CAR SYSTEM I USE IN NEW YORK CITY AGAIN
MY WAY TO CHICK LE FREAK THE PLACE TO BE THANKS
TO THE NO TOLERANCE SYSTEM IT HELPS YOU TO KEEP
YOUR SHOES CLEAN IN AN EX-GIUGLIANI REGION WHERE
THE COPS HAVE BECOME PRIESTS FAST TALKING FAST
SHOOTING APPLYING RELIGION WITHOUT ABSOLUTION
NOT COMPARABLE TO COMMUNISTS IN EUROPE IN
SENATES WHERE TERMINAL POLITICIANS PREFER TO
EVALUATE THE MYSTERY OF RAMSES' FAITH SO
DIFFICULT TO TRACE IN LISBON I REMEMBER FERNANDO
PESSOA'S GIRLFRIEND LAURA WHO LIVED WITH HIM FOR
ONLY SIX MONTHS CONFESSED IT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO
MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND SHE HAD ALREADY THREE
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATES IN HER WALLET FROM THE
LAST FIVE YEARS CHANGING THREE TIMES HER NAME IN
FOUR CITIES TRAVELLING WITH STOLEN PASSPORTS
USING COLOURED LENSES HER HAIR MADE UP LIKE
CHLOÉ SÉVIGNY WEARING ISIDORA DUNCAN'S DRAMATIC
SCARF A GIFT FROM BALLENCIAGA WHOSE
ARISTROCRATIC ACCESSORIES ARE VINTAGE WHEN
JULIETTE GRECO STARTS PARLANDO SHE ONLY HAS
EYES FOR MICHEL PICOLLI BOTH IN SATIN TUXEDOS
EXPLAINING THAT THE DOVES ON PIAZZA SAN MARCO
ARE NOT SO TENDER AS PICASSO MAKES
YOU BELIEVE EVEN THE CARABINIERI PRETEND THAT
DOVES DURING STORMY WEATHER TRY TO EAT YOUR

EYES WHICH LOOKS VERY SIMILAR TO HITCHCOCK'S
SCRIPT IN "THE BIRDS" ALTHOUGH WHEN AFTERWARDS
HE WAS INTERVIEWED BY HARPER'S BAZAAR HE DID
PROTEST SPECIFYING THAT HE WOULD NEVER ORDER AN
ESPRESSO OUTSIDE OF ITALY WHICH IS ONE OF THE
REASONS THAT BROUGHT TOM FORD FROM TEXAS TO
GUCCI IN MILANO CREATING EXTRAVAGANT CLOTHES
MOST OF THEM FOR DIVORCED WOMEN DRINKING
ACQUA MINERALE IN ILLY-BARS AROUND VIA
MONTENAPOLEONE WHERE GENETICALLY STYLED
HEDONISTS MAKE ME REALIZE THEY LOOK LIKE A
PERSONA NON GRATA ONLY IMPOSED BY PREFAB IDEAS
OR CALL IT A REVIVED CONCEPT OFFERING EXCUSES TO
NEGLECT DULL PEOPLE WHO ARE CONSTANTLY
MISUNDERSTANDING WHAT I HAVE BEEN THINKING BUT
OBSERVED IN DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES I SHOULD
PROPOSE OTHER IMPRESSIONS MAKING IT CLEAR THAT
THE STABBING IMAGES I KEEP TRANSLATING HAVE A
DIFFERENT MEANING IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES SO FOR
EXAMPLE WHEN I THINK FRENCH MY THOUGHTS RUN
BACK TO SAINT TROPEZ DRINKING PASTIS WITH
CORNEILLE À LA RENAISSANCE DE LA PLACE DES LICES
WHERE WE FOLLOW EDDY BARCLAY & JOHNNY
HALLIDAY WHO KNOW WE CAN BLOW HOLES IN THE
SYSTEM WHENEVER WE WANT WE FREEZE OUR
REMAINING TIME CONTROLLING OUR OBSESSION IT
BECOMES PURE MINDSHOOTING WITH EUPHORIC IDEAS
BLITZING ON MY DESK SMILING AT INVENTIVENESS
FLASHING THROUGH MY HEAD HELPING ME TO
TRANSFER ME AGAIN I RUSH BACK OVER THE SARAZANO
BRIDGE FILMING AL PACINO SHOOTING AT JAMES WOOD
WHEN MY WRITING SMELLS MY PRIVATE DYNASTY I
OVERDO EVERYTHING I HAVE TO BECOME THE
ENDORSEMENT OF MY DEATH INSURANCE POLICY MY
INK-VOICE THE RECOGNITION OF THE WAY I NEED TO
PAINT MY WORDS WITHOUT ANY DISCUSSION ABOUT
WHAT I SHOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR I CONSIDER MY LIFE
HAS NO PRICE THE NEED OF TYPING IN HIGH LEVEL
ZONES AROUND THE GLOBE IS HONOURED BY MY
GOLDEN CREDIT CARD WITH MY EYES WIDE OPEN I SIGN
MY JUDGEMENT FALLING INTO THE LAGO MAGGIORE
DRINKING SWEET WATER SWIMMING AMIDST
MEGALOMANIC SHADOWS ACCENTUATING THE
OPPOSITION OF CRUCIAL LIGHT A CONTINUITY OF
ABSTRACT IMPRESSIONS UNLIMITED BECAUSE OF THE
SPACE AROUND ME MY BOOKED TIME ON EARTH FEELS
ENORMOUS IT HAS BEEN A LONG PERIOD OF
CONSCIENCE I ONLY DISCOVER NOW ALL PROOF OF
WHAT NIETZSCHE CALLS DAS MENSCHLICHE IT IS
NOBEL'S DYNAMITE EXPLODING AMIDST TACHOMETERS
THE INCREDIBLE FACT THAT ALREADY EIGHTY BILLION
HUMANS HAVE LIVED BEFORE US NOT KNOWING THEY
HAD BEEN CHOSEN TO BECOME ALIEN OR HUMAN TOO
OFTEN THIS LACK OF KNOWING IS ON MY MIND
CONSIDERING THE UNMEASURABILITY OF TIME BUILDING
THE NEXT PARTS OF BILLIONS OF PLANETS NO LONGER A
MISSION OF RICE FIELDS IN PROGRESS TO LIVE
CHOLESTEROL-FREE TO BE IN BALANCE WITH OUR
NEIGHBOURS TO HAVE FUN WHEN YOU SMILE AT ME YOU
MUST BE REAL WHEN I KISS YOUR SISTER WHO KISSES
MY NIECE OR MIGHT BE PHONING YOUR MOTHER'S UNCLE
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHETHER YOU ARE AFRAID OR
BUSY EAT WAFERS DRINK COLA WHILE WE BECOME A
FAMILY FOND OF EACH OTHER WE WILL FEEL RELAXED
EVEN WHEN YOU CANCEL YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT
WITH YOUR DENTIST BECAUSE YOUR ANALYST
PRETENDS HE EATS ONLY PAPERCLIPS WHICH IS A GOOD
EXPLANATION FOR THE METALLIC SOUND IN HIS VOICE

SINGING IN A CHINESE BOYS' BAND ALL FOUR OF THEM
DRESSED IN CARDIGANS MADE OF BLUE CASHMERE
CONTRASTING WITH WHITE AGNES B. JEANS MATCHING
BLACK OXFORD SHOES FROM JOHN LOBB SO WHETHER
THEIR SOUND WILL CONVINCE SONY OR PHILIPS REMAINS
AN UNANSWERED QUESTION TO BE RESOLVED IN ANTI-
MATRIMONIAL BEDS DESIGNED BY STUDENTS FROM
L'ÉCOLE DES BEAUX ARTS TOO DRUNK TO STRIP OFF
THEIR UNITED COLOUR CLOTHES OFFERING US DEEP
FRIED OYSTERS CHORIZO ROLLS ALSO FRESH
PINEAPPLE CHUNKS WITH AVOCADO SAUCE WE
CONSIDER IT A HAPPENING INSTEAD OF A PICNIC IN THE
BOIS DE BOULOGNE FRAMED WITH LOTS OF TOMATO
RELISH SPOTTED ON YOUR SHIRT À LA FAÇON DE
SEURAT STANDING NEXT TO HENRY MOORE HOLDING
THE HANDS OF A MARBLE CUPID LYING ON A TAPESTRY
OF AN UNKNOWN FLEMISH PRIMITIVE WHICH MAKES ME
SUGGEST THAT OUR SPIRITUALITY IS PROGRESSING AS
MOST OF THE PARTY-GOING PEOPLE PREFER PLAIN
FOOD ALL OF THE CONTRARY THEY PHANTASMIZE WHEN
ENJOYING SEX IN THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA WHERE
DICTATORSHIP IS HOLDING THE PROCESS OF BIRTH
STRICTLY UNDER CONTROL PRETENDING THAT SELF-
SERVICE IS STILL THE MOST SECURE WAY TO CURE YOUR
DEPRESSION FOR WHICH YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE AS YOUR DEVOTION IS NOT EXPECTED TO
BECOME STABLE SINCE STATISTICS ARE EXPECTING
ANOTHER ORACLE IN THE THIRD MILLENNIUM BECAUSE
SELF-SERVICE SHOULD DEVELOP A NARCISTIC TRAP
STARING AT A BLOWJOB YOU WILL BE BLOWN AWAY BY
RECENT LEGACY OF KITSCH WHEN I ENTER RIZZOLI ON
FIFTH AVENUE TO BUY THE LATEST TOM & JERRY SOON
TO BE EVALUATED BY ART-CURATORS AS A STATUS
SYMBOL NOT MEANT TO BE EASY TO UNDERSTAND SO
DO NOT LOOK BACK INTO HISTORY NEVER THINK YOU
COULD SIT IN H.G. WELLS' TIME MACHINE I HAVE TO
INSIST YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SINGLE CHOICE LEFT TO
INCREASE YOUR POSSIBILITIES BY LOOKING FORWARD
DRINK LESS COFFEE EAT MORE SALADS OR BEANS AT
LEAST DRINK TWO TO THREE LITRES OF WATER A DAY
BUT REMEMBER THAT MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL IS TO
LISTEN TO YOUR INNER VOICE WHICH WILL REVEAL YOU
THAT DURING THE MOST NEGATIVE YEARS OF THE XXTH
CENTURY THE NAZIS WERE BEST FRIENDS WITH THE
COMMUNISTS SIGNING PACTS & TRACTS NOT ONLY
BECAUSE OF THE WALL STREET CRASH OF 1929 BUT DUE
TO GERMAN DIPLOMATS WHO FORCED THE JAPANESE
EMPEROR LESS THAN TWO DECADES LATER TO BOMB
PEARL HARBOR ALTHOUGH WE KNOW THAT HITLER
WANTED TO BE A PAINTER INSTEAD OF A DICTATOR BUT
WHEN HE SAW NOBODY WAS INTERESTED IN HIS WORK
HE DECIDED TO DIE AS ANOTHER VINCENT VAN GOGH
DESIGNING BLACK LEATHER UNIFORMS FOR BLOND
ARYANS LOOKING HANDSOME UTMOST ARROGANT LIKE
ANY KILLER GOING TO CUBA CHANGING HIS NAME INTO
CASTRO WHICH DOES NOT MEAN HE EVER HAS BEEN
CASTRATED BY THE C.I.A. ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE TRIED
AT LEAST TWENTY TIMES TO KILL HIM BUT WITHOUT
SUCCESS WHICH REMAINS A COMPLEX CASE KNOWING
THAT MICHAEL KALASJNIKOV SOLD MORE THAN
SEVENTY MILLION GUNS OF HIS FAMOUS WEAPON HE
BECAME A NATIONAL HERO IN ALBANIA WHICH MAKES
YOU SPIN ALREADY IN THE FIRST CORNER AT SPA
FRANCORCHAMPS WHERE WE ARE ASTONISHED TO SEE
YOU HANGING IN A SEVENTY FEET DEAD CHRISTMAS
TREE IN THE FOREST SURROUNDED BY BLACK WITCHES
WHO TRY TO PUT A SPELL ON YOU MAKING YOU AS
FAMOUS AS BRYAN FERRY READING BY MEANS OF

DISTRACTION ALL THE TABLOIDS ABOUT THE TRAGIC
DEATH OF YOUR SADO-MISTRESS SO PLEASE DO STAY
CALM I WILL GET YOU A DOCTOR ON OUR WAY BACK
HOME I WILL LEND YOU MY GPS WITH INCORPORATED
TRILOGY OF LOVE CASSETTES IN WHICH YOUR
SECRETARY APPEARS ON THE CLARION SCREEN
LOOKING AS MARILYN MONROE IN COMA ASKING WHERE
JOE DIMAGGIO HAS GONE BUT YOU ANSWER ARTHUR
MILLER THAT YOU ARE A POSTMODERNIST OF COURSE
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS A WORD OF WHAT I AM SAYING
WHEN I ORDER A VIENNESE CAPPUCCINO INSTEAD OF
SOUPE À L'OIGNON WHICH MAKES YOU RETURN EVERY
WEEK TO THE MALL IN SEARCH OF THE LATEST TYPE OF
MOBILE PHONE YOU DO NOT PAY BUT STEAL BECAUSE
DEMOCRACY DISMISSES ALL THIEVES INVITING YOU TO
ENTER THE NEAREST DRUGSTORE WHERE YOU SNATCH
AWAY A BOX OF AMPHETAMINES NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO
WIN AT THE NEXT OLYMPICS CONTESTING THAT THERE IS
NO DECENCY LEFT WHICH IS IN MOST CASES VERY TRUE
BUT BY ADMITTING IT I AM CRUCIFYING YOU SO BE SURE
AS IT IS PRINTED VERY CLEAR MY INTERPRETATION IS
CONDAMNING OUR SUPPORTIVE DEMOCRATIC
INSTITUTIONS I NAME THE SHEPHERDS OF POPULAR
CRIME SO I AM LEAVING WITH THE NEXT PLANE TO
TRAVEL TO THE ANAPURNA WHERE THE AIR IS CLEAN NO
LONGER AWARE OF THE SCANDALOUS RISKS RUSSIAN &
CHINESE COAL MINERS MUST TAKE NO LONGER SINISTER
WHEN I KEEP SUGGESTING TO EMBRACE ANOTHER KIND
OF CONCEPT YOU MIGHT REALIZE IN WHAT IS CALLED
CYBERSPACE WHERE YOU WILL NOT FALL IN LOVE NO
LONGER AFRAID OF LIVING SINGLE BECAUSE BY NOW
YOU HAVE UNDERSTOOD YOUR EPIC PILLS WILL BE OF
ANY USE BEING AWARE YOU HAVE BUILT YOUR ACTUAL
CONSCIENCE IN CLOUDS OF NICOTINE YOU HAVE
SMOKED YOUR BURNED FUTURE WONDERING THAT IF
YOU HAVE ANY TIME LEFT I SUGGEST YOU TO BUY A
GOOD BOOK MAYBE ORANGE CLOCKWORK FROM
ANTHONY BURGESS WHO LOVED D.H. LAWRENCE AS
MUCH AS HIS FAITHFUL WIFE WHO WAS THE REASON HE
STARTED WRITING FOR MONEY WHICH ENABLED HIM TO
BUY THE EXPENSIVE MEDICINE HIS WIFE NEEDED IN A
PERIOD HE WAS TEACHING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IN A
MALAYSIAN SCHOOL BUT WHEN HIS WIFE PASSED AWAY
HE ACCLAIMED THE PROCESS OF DYING AS A
MASTERPIECE COMPARABLE TO THE DUMPING OF
MORALITY BUT SUDDENLY I HAVE TO RUN TO THE
KITCHEN WHERE I AM PREPARING CROSTINI AL
GORGONZOLA FOR DINNER WITHOUT WEARING MY RACE-
HELMET NEITHER DO I HAVE TO BE CLEAN-SHAVEN
AFTER MIDNIGHT WHEN YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR THERAPIST WHO HANGED HIMSELF
IN MONTMARTRE DANS L'ÉGLISE DU SACRÉ COEUR
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY CHARMING AMERICAN STUDENTS
AT LA PLACE DU TERTRE PROPOSING THEM LATIN
DANCES IN YOUR STUDIO PROVOKING YOUR DEAR
FRIEND WHO BECAME EXTREMELY JEALOUS PHONING
YOU ALL NIGHT LONG WHICH MAKES YOU NO LONGER
CAN SLEEP BECAUSE OF THE SMOG IN THE AIR DANS LA
VILLE LUMIÈRE SO EASY TO UNDERSTAND IN A TERMINAL
RELATIONSHIP AS ALL WE ARE LOOKING FOR IS
BUSINESS FOR PLEASURE NOT TALKING TOO FAST
DRINKING SLOWLY TO MAKE SURE OUR HYPNOTISING
WORDS ARE UNDERSTOOD YOU SHOW ME YOU CAN BE A
GOOD LISTENER YOU KEEP IT STRAIGHT
UNDERSTANDING YOU KNOW OUR PLAY MUST LOOK
COOL YOUR PANTS NEED NO PLY WITH YOUR POCKETS
FULL OF MONEY YOU CONFIRM ME YOU ARE NOT THAT
SILLY KIND OF INTRUDER MAKING SOME CHEAP

COMPLIMENTS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT ALL THIS
VIRTUAL NO SENSE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ORDINARY
SEX YOU DARE RESPOND ME THAT ALSO DIRTY DOGS
HAVE PERVERSE SEX SO NEXT TIME I PRESUME THAT
YOU WILL TELL ME IT IS ALL SO COMMON THESE ENGLISH
BULLDOGS BANGING IRISH SETTERS WHILE YOUR
NEIGHBOURS ARE THROWING TONS OF WATER TRYING
TO GET THESE PERVERTS SEPARATED ALL YOU
RESPOND IS THAT IT IS A WASTE OF WATER I SUGGEST
WE BETTER CAN HAVE LUNCH BUT PLEASE DO NOT
DRINK TOO MUCH MAYBE ONE GLASS OF CHABLIS NO
MORE CÔTE DU RHONE SO BETTER CARESS YOUR GLASS
INSTEAD OF MY HANDS TO EXPRESS YOUR BODY
LANGUAGE TO SHOW ME YOU
ARE A NATURAL MOTIVATOR EXPRESSING YOUR CREDO
PROVING ME YOU ARE VERY DIFFERENT FROM THESE
STRANGE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CARE ABOUT
PRECAUTIONS TO AVOID DIARRHOEA DURING WHAT IS
CALLED HOLIDAYS AT THE COSTA BRAVA INVADED BY
GERMANY'S GROSSE BERTHAS TANKING PINTS OF
LUKEWARM BEER NOTWITHSTANDING THE ADVANCES OF
MY LANDLORD WHO WAS ENTERING ONE OF THE GROSSE
BERTHAS' BATHROOM HAPPY IN HIS JPG STRING MORE
THAN ENOUGH REASON FÜR IHREN REISEFÜHRER TO
LYNCH HIM ON JOHN WAYNE'S FAVOURITE OAK TREE
NEAR SAN ANTONIO WHERE THE NASA KEEPS ASKING
FOR MORE DOLLARS TO ELIMINATE THE LAST REMAINING
TARANTULLAS AT THE KREMLIN ALL OF THEM ADDICTED
TO ANTI-INFLAMMATORY DRUGS INCLUDING STEROIDAL
PAINKILLERS THEIR REMAININGS FLYING WITH A
TUPOLEV 22 BOMBER ALTHOUGH MILITARY CONSIDERED
AS USELESS VACATIONING IN KA-52 ALLIGATORS
WANTING TO CAMP IN HYDE PARK A SET-UP ORGANIZED
BY TWO CZECH BROTHERS WHO WERE WAITING FOR
THEIR TAXI FINALLY ARRIVING AFTER SOME FORTY FIVE
MINUTES TO BE DRIVEN TO THE NEXT VILLAGE WHERE
THE TWO CZECHS ORDER THE DRIVER TO STOP IN FRONT
OF THE PARK'S ENTRY AROUND ELEVEN O'CLOCK IN THE
EVENING WHEN THE PLACE LOOKS PERFECT TO FIRE
ONE ACCURATE SHOT RIGHT IN THE NECK OF THE DRIVER
LATER IDENTIFIED AS A BREZNJEV'S HEIR WE LEARN
THAT THE EXECUTION IS PROFESSIONALLY DONE AFTER
WHICH THE TWO AGENTS START WALKING TOWARDS
ANOTHER WAITING CAR ALL INCOGNITO NO WITNESSES
AROUND TO TESTIFY THAT THE BREEDING OF
DANGEROUS GENIUSES SEEMS MORE COMPLICATED
THAN EVER STIMULATING IMPORT OF THIEVES
MOTIVATED TO BECOME MURDERERS BECAUSE AT
SCHOOL DECENT EDUCATION HAS BEEN BANNED OUT OF
THE PROGRAMME OUR EARTH HAS BECOME A
CONTROVERSIAL CHOICE WITH MEIN KAMPF THEORIES
CONTROLLED BY UNCLE SAM CONSIDERING MAO'S RED
BOOK AS A CRIME STORY STILL WORTH THE EFFORT TO
VISIT ROME'S COLLISEUM WHERE I AM TOLD BY
PAKISTANI RACISTS THAT THE BLACK GLADIATORS
WERE GENETICALLY INFERIOR TO THE SPANISH
INVADORS RACING FROM SARDENIA TO SICILY IN WHAT IS
STILL CONSIDERED AS THE FIRST MEDITERRANEAN
CONTEST NOW A COMPETITION FOR OFF-SHORE BOATS
WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MOST SAILORS' H.I.V.
BECAUSE SO STUPID THEY ARE WHEN SAYING THAT IT
REALLY DOES NOT MATTER AS EVERYONE IS
CONDEMNED TO DIE BE IT OF HONG KONG FLU OR
POISONED MILK THINKING THAT MAYBE AT THIS VERY
MOMENT ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBOURS GETS RAPED YOUR
EX KILLED IN A CAR CRASH AS IT ALL DOES OCCUR
SINCE LIFE HAS BECOME AN ENORMOUS CLICHÉ NOT
BECAUSE ADOLF HITLER WAS KEIN ÜBERMENSCH BUT IT

WAS NOT ONLY A BAD DREAM BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT
TOMORROW'S GENETICS WILL MODIFY YOUR CELLS YOU
WILL BECOME THE ÜBERMENSCH UNDERSTANDING THAT
DAS NEUE UNSTERBLICHE REICH WILL EXIST ALL OF THE
CONTRARY OF FORMER HALLUCINATIONS WE DO NOT
NEED FRANKENSTEIN NOR HIS PHANTASIES WITH
UNAWARE OPERA SINGERS ACTING LIKE JOBLESS
STUDENTS STUDYING PALM-READING AT LA SORBONNE
NO LONGER LISTENING TO LE GÉNÉRAL DE GAULLE WHO
PROCLAIMED LE JOUR DU 14 JUILLET LE JOUR DU
CARNEVAL-GÉNÉRAL SAYING THAT FRENCH CHILDREN
WILL BE EXTRA GIFTED WHEN DRINKING MORE OF
BORDEAUX WINE ESPECIALLY WHEN MIS EN BOUTEILLE
AU CHÂTEAU PRETENDING THE NEXT GENERATION WILL
BE ALBE TO CONDUCT SYMPHONIC ORCHESTRAS EVEN
LES TRAINS À GRANDE VITESSE WHILE DRAWING
INSECURE
CARICATURES OF OURSELVES WITH A RETROSPECTIVE
INPUT IT ALWAYS WILL BE THE SILENT MAJORITIES WHO
KEEP THINKING NEGATIVE CONDEMNING THE FUTURE
BEFORE IT EVEN EXISTS NOT KNOWING THE EXISTENCE
OF THE WORD EXPERIMENT NEVER EXPERIMENTING WITH
PASSIONATE SEX ONLY DRINKING COLD COFFEE WITH
SOUR MILK WHICH MAKES ME FLY TO THE BAGDAD
HILTON HAVING AN EARLY MORNING BREAKFAST WITH
ALADDIN WHO KEEPS HIS LASER IN HIS HANDS ASKING
ME TO TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES TO EAT COSHER AS THEY
COOK IT IN THE CITY OF JERICHO WHERE WE ARE
LISTENING TO THE FEARLESS VOICE OF ANNIE LENNOX I
SITUATE IN GOTHIC DECADES COMPARING BLACK
SABBATH WITH MEDUSA SONGS MIXING IT INTO HER
PERSONAL ANDROGENIC SOUND THE EXQUISITE
FORMULA OF A POWER WOMAN I MUST HAVE OBSERVED
YEARS AGO IN THE PATCHWORK PAINTINGS OF SERGE
POLIAKOFF WHO STARTED HIS CAREER AS A JOCKEY IN
DEAUVILLE ALL OF THE CONTRARY OF JOHNNY DEPP
WHO IN HIS SEVENTEENS WORKED AS A PUMP-JOCKEY
AT THE LOCAL PETROL STATION WHERE HE EDUCATED
HIMSELF IN HIS FREETIME BY READING DYLAN THOMAS
UNTIL HE DISCOVERED BOB DYLAN WHO BROUGHT HIM
BACK TO THE BEAT GENERATION IN SAN FRANCISCO
WHERE HE DISCOVERED LES PASSIONS DANS LA LÉGION
ÉTRANGÈRE SELON DALI OF WHOM I READ SOME PAGES
TOTALLY IRONIC ALL DIFFERENT FROM BJÖRN BORG
WHOSE COMBAT PANTS I AM WEARING BUT WHEN I SEE
THAT THEY ARE MADE IN TAIWAN I FEEL I MUST BE
LOOKING IN TOTAL DISHARMONY BECAUSE OF MY
FUCHSIA SHIRT ALTHOUGH IN SILK FROM VERSACE IT IS
OBVIOUS I WILL KEEP IGNORING ALL CONSERVATIVES
ALWAYS READY TO DUMP THEM IN THE STREET
CONSIDERED AS GARBAGE BUT FOR THE OFFICIAL
CEREMONY IN A VELVET COFFIN BECAUSE I REMAIN
AWARE OF MY COMMERCIAL POSSIBILITIES PROPOSING
ASPIC-MODERNISM ADAPTED TO SIEMENS TECHNOLOGY
IN STEVE MCQUEEN DESIGNED DISPENSERS WITH A
PASSPORT PHOTO INSIDE OF ME KISSING MY MOTHER
TONGUE ONLY SOLD AT HARVEY NICHOLS LONDON OR
BARNEY'S IN NEW YORK THE TWO MEETING PLACES OF
EXTRAVAGANT MINDS WITH A DISTURBING IQ WE ARE
LOOKING FOR FROM AMSTERDAM TO SINGAPORE IT
BECOMES EVIAN WATER CLEAR THAT ONLY ZERO
TOLERANCE MAKES SENSE SINCE TOTAL FUSION HAS
FINALLY BEEN INSTALLED IT IS THE LOGICAL
ATTRACTION TO EACH OTHER OF DIFFERENT RACES IN A
SENSUAL SITUATION WHICH WILL ADVERTISE THE LUST
WE FEEL IN OUR COPULATING WITH THE OPPOSITE WE
ARE THE BREATHTAKING WORKS OF ART BANGING IN
THE AIR AS WORLD RECORD HOLDERS IN BREITLING

BALLOONS WHICH MAKES ME CALL AN ENTHUSIASTIC
TOM RAIDER ALL AFFIRMATIVE TO CONFIRM WITH
SENSORS HE LOOKS REAL NOT MADE OF SICK BLOOD OR
ARTIFICIAL FLESH AN ADVANCED PRODUCT MADE OF
HEDONIC IDEAS WE HAVE TO ACCEPT WE CAN SIT BACK
ONLY TO REMAIN HUMAN IN A TOM RAIDER'S WAY WE
ENJOY A FEW DRINKS PUT ALL OUR EX-OEDIPUS OR
POST-MINERVA ON THE MANTLEPIECE AS USELESS
SOUVENIRS INSTEAD WE HAVE TO THINK WE TOO MIGHT
BE SUPREME SO LET US START SINGING KEEP DRINKING
BUT FROM NOW ON ONLY GALLONS OF GRAPEFRUIT SO
HOPEFULLY TOMORROW YOUR PROFESSOR MIGHT STOP
YOU WHILE YOU ARE JOGGING AROUND THE ATOMIUM
TELLING YOU HE IS PROUD ALSO SO HAPPY YOU LOOK
SO SEXY YOU SMELL SO GOOD SO THINK OF IT THIS MUST
BE ANOTHER BOOBY TRAP WITH ALL THESE AWFUL
MINES AROUND YOU DO NOT BUY HIS CRAP WHICH MIGHT
SEND YOU BACK INTO THE ABBESS OF ANOTHER
BREAKDOWN MAKING YOU COULD BE HUSTLED BY A
DRAG QUEEN TYPO-SCHWARZENEGGER IT IS NECESSARY
TO REMEMBER YOU HAVE BEEN RAPED BEFORE BY AN A
BOSNIAN PARTISAN WHO COULD ESCAPE TO PEKING
DRINKING STEROIDES IN A BORDELLO SO BY NOW YOUR
ANALYST HAS EXPLAINED THAT YOUR SEXUAL
PREFERENCES MUST BE READY TO AVOID MORE
MISTAKES IN YOUR THEATRICAL LIFE AS WE
UNDERSTAND THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY
MUST HAVE BEEN ALLERGIC TO BRAVE WAR HEROES
MAYBE YOUR UNCLE DIVORCED FROM AN ALBANIAN
GIGOLO WHO ACCUSED YOU BEFORE THAT YOUR DNA
MUST BE WRONG SO AT LEAST TRY TO BE
UNDERSTANDING RESPECTING YOUR HYPOCRITICAL
SELF BY BUYING A TICKET TO FLY TO HEATHROW TAKE A
TAXI TO CAMBRIDGE WHERE YOUR DNA WILL BE
ANALYSED HOPING THE OUTCOME MAY BE AN
ENCOUNTER WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES LOST IN THE
LONDON SMOG TELLING YOU IT WOULD MAKE YOUR LIFE
MUCH EASIER IF YOU COULD BUY THE WINNING LOT OF
THE SPANISH LOTTERY BECAUSE IF NOT YOU COULD GO
ON ENDLESSLY TO BE TOUCHED BY ROMANTIC MOVIES IN
WHICH EVERY HAPPY END WILL NOT BE OF ANY HELP SO
BETTER STAY HOME WATCHING ON YOUR PC ALL THE
OSCARS OF VIRTUAL SEX YOU CAN MIX IN YOUR
DESTRUCTIVE SCENARIO PLAYING WITH YOURSELF THE
SADE-MACHO PACKAGE YOU ALWAYS DISTRUSTED BUT
AT THE SAME TIME CHERISHED USING ALL YOUR HANDS
AVAILABLE AS BY NOW YOUR ORGASM FLOWS ALL-OVER
YOUR UNREASONABLE FEAR BUT YOU DO NOT WORRY
ANY LONGER WITH A DOSE OF EPO IN YOUR GLASS OF
COINTREAU NOR DOES PREGNANCY ANYMORE
PREOCCUPY YOUR THOUGHTS CLAIMING THAT WHAT
EXCITES YOU IS WHAT YOU EMBRACE WHETHER IT IS A
CONGO GORILLA LOST IN SANTA LUCIA OR A KENYAN
GIRAFFE IMPRISONED IN THE BERLIN ZOO STUDYING THE
KINSEY REPORT TELLING YOU CATEGORICALLY THAT NO
ORGASM MEANS NO MONEY THAT IS WHAT YOU DO NOT
PAY FOR BE IT HARD SEX SOFT SEX POOR SEX WHICH IS
MORE THAN ENOUGH PROOF YOUR BRAINS ARE
LOCATED BELOW YOUR SEATBELT SO TAKE OFF NO
JETLAG IS IMMINENT BUT BEWARE OF A SUPERSONIC
CRASH NO GOOD FOR YOUR SPLIT PERSONALITY EQUAL
TO A CHEMICAL CONCEPT USED IN WATERBEDS WITHOUT
CONTROL SINCE THE DEATH OF ANDY WARHOL WHOSE
ASHES WERE MIXED WITH THE HEART OF A TIBETAN
MONK SO THANKS TO THIS INSTALLATION BOUGHT BY
THE MOMA I DID UNDERSTAND WHY FOR MOST OF MY
CHILDHOOD I HAD TO BURN IN HELL AS I HAVE BEEN
VIOLATED FOR MANY YEARS BY MOZES' EXPLICIT

NUMBER OF COMMANDS WHICH MADE ME HATE HIS
MISERABLE CHURCH UNTIL I STARTED MY OWN
UNDERSTANDING OF THE REAL SELF REFUSING FOR THE
REST OF MY EARTHLY LIFE TO BE CONDITIONED BY ANY
RELIGION WHATSOEVER YOU HAVE TO BE AWARE YOUR
AMBITION HAS TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO AVOID A
SEROPOSITIVE CLITORIS OR CANCEROUS TENTACLES
FULL ARCHAIC FACTS WE TRY TO DISOBEY BECAUSE OF
WHAT WE RECOGNIZE WE SHALL CONTEST SEARCHING A
LIFE BUOY IN STORMY WEATHER ANOTHER CLICHÉ WE
LIKE TO USE WITHOUT RESULT AFTER LOSING OUR
AMULETS ON THE TENNIS COURT OF WIMBLEDON WHERE
MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES ARE SOLD IN THE ROYAL BOX
BODYGUARDS GET CANNED AS EXPIRED MYTHS CAUGHT
IN ALARMING SITUATIONS ASHAMED WE DO NOT EVEN
RECOGNIZE OUR IDENTITY KIT INSTEAD OF PROVING
WITH PURPLE INK MY FINGERPRINTS ARE MINE
ALL I AM DOING IS TRYING TO SAY THAT WHAT THE
COURT SUPPOSES MUST BE KITSCH BECAUSE WHAT
COMMON PEAPLE CALL CREATIVITY IS ANY TYPE OF
HOBBY TO KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THE CUCKOO'S NEST
I PICTURE AS THE TRADITIONAL PARANOIA CONNECTED
TO INSTANT DISASTER THEY USE AS A METAPHOR
ATTRACTING THE DOOMED CRASH WHILE NOBODIES
KEEP BELIEVING IN THE NEVER-BEFORE-PERFORMED
BANG BIG OR SMALL THE SIZE YOU MAY DECIDE FOR
YOURSELF BUT SUPPOSITIONS WITHOUT PROOF
WHATSOEVER ONLY EXIST TO COUNTER MY IMAGINATION
I RESPOND WITH AN UPPERCUT TO JUSTIFY I NEED MY
ART LIFE I AM FOND OF IT IS MY PERSONAL WAY OF
LIVING ON ORBIT READING GEORGES BATAILLE WITHOUT
GRAVITATION OF WHOM I QUOTE THAT "CECI C'EST LA
VOIX DU DÉSIR D'ÉCRIRE ET NON LE FAIT D'ÊTRE
DÉSIRABLE" BUT ALL THIS IS TOO EASY FOR MY
HORRORFUL MOVIE WHEN I DIG UP THOUSANDS OF
MASSACRED COLD WAR SPIES I PUT IN MY SCRIPT ON
SKELETAL PILLARS WHERE MY ENGINE GETS COOLED OF
BY A STRONG NORTHERN WIND AGAIN I HEAR GEORGES
BATAILLE TELLING ME "QUE C'EST LE VENT QUI ÉCRIT
NOS LIVRES" WHICH MAKES ME CONCENTRATE ON A
PLASTER ALLIGATOR I SLEEP WITH IN PALM BEACH
GARDENS THINKING WE ARE LIKE A COUPLE OF MARIA
MAGDALENAS DANCING ON OUR XL BED REHEARSING
FOR THE RIDICULOUS NUTCRACKER WE ARE WEARING
ONLY RED LEATHER MINISKIRTS FROM MICHAEL KORS TO
ACCENTUATE A MAXIMUM OF PROVOCATION I DECIDE TO
CHANGE THE SECOND PART IINTO A NAVAJO WAR DANCE
EXPECTING THE SPECTATOR WILL BECOME AGGRESSIVE
WHEN AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE I SURPRISE
JOURNALISTS WITH SOME OF MY DANCERS IN THE MEN'S
LAVATORY SERVING DAGHILEV'S FAVOURITE BORSH
SOUP INSTEAD OF THE SEXY SOUND OF PETER FONDA'S
HARLEY ON ROUTE 66 CONSIDERED AS AMERICAN POST-
REALISM A MAGIC TRACK TO BRING BACK TO LIFE MY
FORGOTTEN FLASHBACKS I RECONSIDER AS A STYLISTIC
PURPOSE WHEN SAMPLING FRANK ZAPPA'S 200 MOTELS
A HEALTHY DELECTATION YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR WITH
YOUR EARS INCAPABLE TO PERCEIVE THE KIND OF
FOOTNOTES INSURANCE COMPANIES IMPOSE KNOWING
YOU HAVE NO BRAINS NO GLASSES NO INSIGHT YOUR
CONSCIENCE ABSENT YOU LOOK AS ANONYMOUS AS A
STRANGER WHEN YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOURSELF
YOUR LOST MEMORIES WITHOUT VITAMINS FOCUSSING
ON A SUICIDE SET-UP WHICH HAS BEEN FORMULATED BY
DR GRENSON IN WEST HOLLYWOOD WHO GAVE MARILYN
NEMBUTAL SHE MIXED WITH A COUPLE OF HAMBURGERS
PREPARED BY MRS MURRAY WHO AFTERWARDS
ADMITTED THAT JOE DIMAGGIO CALLED MISS MONROE

FOR ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE PETER LAWFORD
ARRIVED IN HIS RANGE ROVER IN THE COMPANY OF THE
ATTORNEY GENERAL WHO WAS UNDER SURVEILLANCE
OF THE CIA WHICH MAKES IT MORE COMPLICATED FOR
SIDNEY GUILAROFF WHO KNEW ABOUT MARILYN'S SEX
LIFE WITH BROTHER BOB PROBABLY ALSO KNOWN BY A
CERTAIN BARBARA LIETO WHO HEARD FROM FRANK
SINATRA'S PRIVATE PILOT THAT ON JULY 29TH WHEN
MISS MONROE RETURNED FROM LAKE TAHOE AFTER AN
ORGY AT THE CAL-MEX SHE LANDED AT LOS ANGELES
AIRPORT BEHAVING AS AN INTOXICATED ZOMBIE ALL
FACTS OF WHICH EVERY TESTIMONY IS DEAD ALSO
EVERY DOCUMENT EVEN THE TAPES HAVE DISAPPEARED
ALL SO STRANGE WHEN YOU KNOW THAT DURING THE
NIGHT OF HER DEATH HER SECRET NOTEBOOK HAS
DISAPPEARED AFTER A VISIT OF FOUR UNIDENTIFIED MEN
FOLLOWED BY TWELVE L.A. OFFICERS WE KNOW SHE
WAS NOT YET COLD NOR CLINICALLY DEAD WHEN
ALREADY UNIDENTIFIED CHOPPERS WERE FLYING ABOVE
THE DIVA'S HOUSE WHICH HAS BEEN TESTIFIED BY THE
NEIGHBOURS LIVING IN FIFTH HELENA DRIVE WHO KNEW
THAT MARILYN HAD BEEN INJECTED WITH A DOSE OF
BARBITURATE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KILL TWENTY
PEOPLE WHILE AN IDENTIFIED WOMAN WAS YELLING
"SADISTIC MURDERERS YOU HAVE DESTROYED HER LIFE"
ONLY THIRTY SIX YEARS YOUNG AN ORPHELINE BORN AS
NORMA JEANE HIDING UNDER THE NAME OF ZENDA ZONK
KILLED AS A SPY WITH THE HELP OF DOWNERS AND
UPPERS ABSORBED WITH BOTTLES OF DOM PERRIGNON
INJECTED ON A DAILY BASIS WITH THE CORROSIVE
SPERM OF AN UNLIMITED NUMBER OF CANDIDATES
INDICATED AS MOBSTERS OR POLITICIANS DATING HER
FROM WASHINGTON TO CHICAGO MAKING HER SING
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU" WITHOUT WEARING PANTIES
IN A HILARIOUS MADISON SQUARE GARDEN FOREVER IN
HISTORY BOOKS TO BE REMEMBERED AS A SEXUAL
REUNION FOR THE LOVERS OF DIRTY POLITICS OR NAME
IT DEMOCRATIC POLITICS BUYING THE NECESSARY
VOTES FROM THE MOBSTERS ALSO IF NECESSARY
KISSING YOUR ASS IN THE NAME OF THE MOST
SYMPATHETIC PRESIDENT EVER PRETENDING THAT GOD
WAS SHOT IN DALLAS TO BE COUNTERED BY YOUR
GUILT-CONFLICT YOU ARE ABLE TO SOLVE BY YOUR
SUPERIORITY COMPLEX ENJOYING EARLY MORNING
BREAKFAST WITH FRESH COTTAGE CHEESE ON TOASTED
CORN BREAD YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO BE MAKING WISE
DECISIONS UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES YOU MUST
FEEL THIRSTY UNDERSTANDING YOUR ORGANISM NEEDS
SOME ALCOHOL BUT PLEASE REMEMBER IT IS THE RIGHT
TIME TO BE CAUTIOUS DO NOT KEEP CHEATING ON
YOURSELF ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WHEN I
LOOK AT YOUR PROBLEM FROM A POSITIVE ANGLE YOU
MIGHT RECEIVE SOME STUNNING OFFERS FROM WEB
LIQUOR STORES ACTIVE IN WRECKLESS ZONES
INDICATING YOUR HOROSCOPE LOOKS QUESTIONABLE
WHEN I READ THAT NEXT WEDNESDAY A CHARMING
VENUS-EX-BOTTICELLI WILL ENTER INTO YOUR LIFE
ASKING YOU NOT TO BE ASSERTIVE ABSOLUTELY AVOID
ANAL SEX ON YOUR FIRST DATE INDICATING YOU MUST
COPE WITH PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS MORE SPECIFIC AT
THE END OF THE WEEK WHEN PLUTO WANTS TO COVER
YOUR MOST INTIMATE PRIORITIES SO WHETHER THIS
APPLIES TO ANDY GARCIA OR MILAN KUNDERA HAS NO
IMPORTANCE BECAUSE I FORESEE THAT WHEN YOU
WAKE UP TOMORROW LATE AFTERNOON YOU WILL NOT
REMEMBER WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID SO TRUST ME AS I
KNOW WHAT IT MEANS WHEN MY IRRESPONSIBLE LOGIC
TELLS ME I HAVE TO BEHAVE UNCONSCIOUSLY AT THE

DEGAS ANNIVERSARY PICNIC NEXT TO THE TURKISH
GOALKEEPER FROM BARCELONA BUT I DO NOT WANT TO
REMEMBER WHO WAS SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE
IMMORTALIZED IN THIS FAMOUS PAINTING WHEN I GET AN
AWFUL FEELING UNDERSTANDING SOME BAD GUYS
WANT TO KILL ME IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP TELLING ME
THIS IS ONLY A MOVIE WHEN ON THE RADIO I HEAR THE
SPEAKER EXPLAINING THAT WHEN BILL CLINTON WAS
FIRST RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IT WAS HILLARY WHO
TOOK ALL THE IMPORTANT DECISIONS PERFORMING AS A
CLEVER CLONED MATA-HARI SHE FOUND OUT HOW MANY
WOMEN COULD COME OUT TO EXPOSE A VARIETY OF
SEXUAL AFFAIRS HER EXTRA-CHROMOSONIC HUSBAND
WAS INVOLVED IN SO SHE CLEARED THIS COMPROMISING
SITUATION BY CONTRACTING JACK PALADINO WHO
RETURNED EXHAUSTED FROM FLYING AROUND THE
COUNTRY TO REPORT AFTER STRUGGLING FOR TWO
MONTHS THAT HE HAD BEEN ABLE TO TRACE EIGHTEEN
FUCKING WOMEN WHO COULD CAUSE THE PRESIDENT'S
ABDICATION SHE IMMEDIATELY DECIDED TO SEND
VISITING MISTER PALLADINO ALL OVER AGAIN THESE
EIGHTEEN WOMEN MAKING THEM SIGN AFFIDAVITS
DENYING ANY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH ANY OTHER
HUSBAND WHATSOEVER WHICH LOOKS UTMOST
ATTRACTIVE IN THE EYES OF DEMOCRATIC AMERICANS
ENORMOUSLY INDEBTED TO DIPLOMATIC MYTHOLOGY A
DIFFERENT KIND OF BRITISH IRONY BORN IN THE EARLY
DAYS OF NELSON ACCEPTED UNTIL THE DEATH OF
CHURCHILL WHEN SUDDENLY NO LONGER THE BLOOD
SWEAT AND TEARS STORY WAS ACCEPTABLE BUT ONLY
A COLLECTOR'S ITEM IN DOWNING STREET NUMBER 10
RECONSTRUCTED INTO FTSE BEHAVIOUR WHICH MEANS
MOST PEOPLE MAKE DISASTROUS CHOICES INVESTING
THEIR CONSPICUOUS MONEY INSTEAD OF FALLING IN
LOVE WITH THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA A PERFECT
SITUATION TO HELP ME RECOGNIZE MY VULTURE'S FEAR
WHEN I OBSERVE THAT UNDER THE SKIRTS AND SHIRTS
OF THE FRIGHTENED AUDIENCE STAINS OF BLOOD
APPEAR IT TRANQUILIZES MY VISION OF SOAP-REALITY
WHEN I HEAR THE PRESIDENT DECLARE HE WILL NEVER
FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN SAIGON HE VERY WELL
KNOWS THAT HO CHI MING'S VICTORY HAS BEEN
COUNTERED BY THE FREE MARKET WITH SMART TALK HE
IS INDEBTED TO JUSTIFY THE COURAGE OF EVERY
VIETCONG IN A HYPOCRITIC WAY HE HAS TO GRATIFY
THE HUMAN MIND BEING WELL AWARE THE POOR
LOSERS THE RICH WINNERS ON BOTH SIDES REMAIN A
PERFECT INSTRUMENT SO EASY TO MAKE THEM
CIRCULATE AS BUTTERFLIES EVERYONE OF THEM
ATTRACTED TO THE HYPNOTIZING LIGHT OF NAPALM
BOMBS OR REUBEN SANDWICHES THINKING OF MARLON
BRANDO IN "APOCALYPSE NOW" WHILE I AM WRITING IN
MY GARDEN ANOTHER MENTAL SITUATION OF
EVERGREEN IS MIXED IN THESE PAGES BOOSTED BY
BLUE NOTES LISTENING TO JOHN COLTRANE SHOOTING
VIOLENT MOODS I FEEL TRAPPED BY HIS BLEEDING
SAXOPHONE WHEN I SUPPOSE I STAY BAREFOOTED ON
THE GRAVE OF FRANZ KAFKA FROM WHICH I MOVE
RESPECFULLY TO THE NEXT TOMBSTONE TO COLLECT
DEAD LEAVES ON THE COLD GROUND THINKING AGAIN
ABOUT BOMBED ATMOSPHERES I TRY TO CLEAR MY MIND
BY ACCENTUATING MY HUMAN RIGHT NEVER TO
SURRENDER THANKS TO MY EPITAPHS I HAVE BECOME
UNREADABLE ABSORBED BY THE DIFFERENT
CHARACTERS OF MY ALPHABET FLIRTING IN MY
ABSTRACT ELEMENTS I HEAR OTHER ANARCHISTIC
VOICES IN PRAGUE'S GRAVEYARD IN DIESEM MOMENT
WIRKLICH EIN EINMALIGES GEFÜHL I AM SURE I MUST

HAVE BEEN BURIED HERE BEFORE BUT THEN IN SUCH
CASE WHO CAN ASSURE ME I AM ALIVE RIGHT NOW WITH
NOBODY AROUND TO TESTIFY I AM ALIVE ALL I CAN DO IS
KEEP MY ORATORY GOING SUSTAINED BY MY
IMAGINATION OF COURSE I AM CONFUSED FOR SURE I
CONFESS I AM NOT ADEQUATE FEELING AS IF I AM
TRAPPED BY MY MIND MY SUPPOSITIONS TRY TO
CHERISH THE CONSIDERABLE WARMTH I TRY TO IMAGINE
IN THAT FOREVER LOST WOMB SUPPOSING I AM DEAD
OR CONSUMED I CONSIDER MYSELF MY EXECUTOR
LOOKING AT MY EYES I ONLY SEE INCREASING
DIFFICULTIES I STILL TRY TO TRANSLATE IN CREATIVE
PARASITES REFUSING TO DISSOLVE MY ENERGY WHILE
ALARM IS DASHING IN BLOCKED ELEVATORS SMELLING
UNIVERSAL CLAUSTROPHOBIA PRODUCING
SUFFOCATING INSTABILITY IN MY DETERMINED
RESOURCES I DECIDE TO LEAVE INSTANTLY AS NO
LONGER I AM CAPABLE TO ACCEPT THIS INSTABILITY I
ARRIVE IN DHAR-ES-SALAAM WHERE I OFFER ONLY MY
BODY AT THE MARKET PLACE TO BE SOLD AS A SLAVE
MY SKIN BE IT BLACK OR BLUE WHATEVER MY COLOUR I
CONSIDER IT WAR COLOUR MADE TO BE CONTRA MOVING
ON IN TROUBLE WATER TO SHOOT MY INK INTO THE
ARCHITECTURE OF MY PROGRESS IN DISCOVERED
OTHER SELVES A COMPOSITION OF TAM TAM ALL MATTO
GROSSO WITH EXPERIMENTAL MEDECINE SPONSORED
BY THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE PROMOTED AT THE
FRANKFURTER BUCHMESSE REVEALING THE
GERMINATING CRIMES OF HOSTILE AMBASSADORS
ACTING POLITELY BUT FIGHTING PROGRESS ALL THAT
WHILE CONSTRUCTIVE
IDEAS BY PEACEFUL CHESSPLAYERS REMAIN IN A
STANDSTILL THE BLAFFING OF THEIR SOFT MOVES NO
LONGER ACCEPTED AS ENERGIZING BUT SEEN AS
DISMANTLED CONVICTION PUT UNDER A SHOWER OF
RAINBOW COLOURED WATER NEVERTHELESS WITHOUT
RESULTS WITH NO SOAP AT HAND ALSO HOT TOWELS
ARE INVISIBLE MY PRETENTIOUS MISSION KEEPS
LOOKING AT A POLLUTED LANDSCAPE IN WHICH YOU
ONLY ARE ACCEPTED WITH YOUR FINGERPRINTS YOUR
APPEAL LOOKS RIDICULOUS SIMILAR TO AMERICAN
PIZZA EATEN IN DISGUST AT THE UNFAMILIAR
RESTAURANT OF THE WATERGATE RESIDENCE YOU NOW
ARE PART OF THE BILLBOARD OFFERING MORE
CONSUMPTION OF PUBLIC DISTORTION AN INSULT
ASKING FOR MY UNDERSTANDING WHICH I REFUSE
KNOWING ALREADY YOUR NEXT HEARTBEAT TO BE
CURED WITH THE CLASSIC PRESCRIPTION OF META-
BLOCKERS AN ACCEPTABLE FORMULA CONFIRMING IN
OTHER WORDS THE LEFTOVERS OF MANDELA POLITICS
TO BE HATED BY BLACK & WHITE TO BE DESTROYED BY
TOMORROW'S BABY SLAVES AGAIN BORN TO BE
CHAINED BY WESTERN ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IT IS
NOT BY ACCIDENT THAT IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE
YOUR REMAINING BONES ON SALE WILL WITNESS ONLY
MORE ABSENCE OF FAITH BY WHICH YOU TRY TO TELL
YOUR CHILDREN TO BECOME A COMPUTER FREAK TO BE
ON-LINE TO INVEST IN GENETICS YOU TRY TO LEARN
YOUR CHILDREN TO BE INVENTIVE WHILE DRIVING HOME
FROM SCHOOL YOU BUY A CD ROM OF MAURICE BÉJART
BUT MAYBE THE BEST STILL HAS TO COME IF YOU SPRAY
THAT NEW SUNBLOCK ON YOUR TELESCREEN WHICH
WILL TAKE THE BALLERINA'S TUTU OFF MAKING HER
DANCE ONLY IN HER KENZO LINGERIE WITH A SIGMUND
FREUD TREATMENT PROTECTING L'ÉTOILE DE L'OPÉRA
AGAINST CHRONIC INSOMNIA WITH PRESCRIPTION OF
THE BARBITURATE PHENOBARBITAL HMC A DEPRESSANT
FROM THE ROARING SIXTIES WHICH HIPPIES EVEN YOUR

RABBITS MIGHT TRY AFTER YEARS OF TRAUMATIC
EXPERIENCES CAUSED BY A FATHER CONSIDERED
IRRESPONSIBLE BEING UNABLE TO HAVE ORGASM MORE
THAN TWICE WITH THE SAME PERSON SHOWING EVERY
YEAR MORE SYMPTOMS OF PARANOIA IN A
DETERIORATING SITUATION OUT OF CONTROL OFFERING
NO DEAL TO ANY CRUMBLING LOVER RAVAGED BY
INDISCRETE PHOTOGRAPHERS TRYING WITHOUT
SUCCESS TO OPEN YOUR MOTEL BEDROOM BEING
RELUCTANT TO ENTER BECAUSE OF LOUD TELEVISION
THEY MIGHT SUPPOSE TO GET SLAUGHTERED BY
INDIVIDUALISTIC BODYBUILDERS AS SACRIFICED
ANIMALS IN MEXICO CITY WHERE ANY POEM IS
IMMEDIATELY DESTROYED BY SMOG OBSTRUCTED YOU
ARE BY AN ABORTED DARKNESS COVERING FULL MOON
WHEN LITTLE BY LITTLE YOU ARE UNDERSTANDING THAT
DESTRUCTION IS ENTERING YOUR RELATIONSHIP WHILE
STILL YOU TRY TO BE COURAGEOUS MAKING A SERIOUS
ATTEMPT TO COUNTER THE INDULGENCE OF INFINITE
FRIGIDITY YOU TRY TO HIDE ON EVERY SATURDAY
UNDERSTANDING THE NEXT SUNDAY MORNING YOU NO
LONGER ATTRACT FEVER BUT AWARE YOU ARE THAT
MAGNIFIED IRRITATION IS CAUSED BY ARROGANCE
TURNING COMMON TROUBLESHOOTING INTO GENUINE
HATE YOUR FORMER DEVOTION TO LOVEMAKING
CANCELLED WHILE EATING DELICACIES IS NO LONGER
AWAKE WITH FLASHLIGHT IN BED WHEN NOW YOU
FINALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR VULNERABILITY FEELS
HELPLESS AS NO LONGER YOU RECEIVE SUPPORT FROM
ANYBODY YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR
EGOISM CANNOT BE TOLERATED TURNING YOUR
EXPRESSION ABOUT THE ULTIMATE ORDEAL AS SEEN IN
YOUR BATHROOM MIRROR INTO PROPER VASTNESS
WITHOUT BUBBLES EMITTING ONLY DISSOLUTION I FEEL
IT IS HIGH NOON THE EXACT TIME TO DUMP AN EXCESS
OF GLOBAL INJECTED WEAKNESS I THINK THAT TIME HAS
COME I START LYING TO YOU PRETENDING I HAVE NO
OTHER SUGGESTIONS TO OFFER NOR MORE DIFFERENT
SOLUTIONS IN MIND BECAUSE I AM CONVINCED THAT
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YOU MUST HAVE UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU HAVE AN
OVERDOSE OF BRAINSTORMERS AT YOUR DISPOSAL TO
COUNTER THE ORIGINAL FEAR ALL OF US HAVE BEEN
BORN WITH TO WHICH WE REMAIN CONDITIONED AS A
CONSTANT THREAT OF INSECURITY YOU HAVE TO
DEMOLISH IF YOU WANT TO LIVE INSTEAD OF SURVIVING
AS I AM ASKING YOU FOR THE VERY LAST TIME YOU HAVE
TO ABOLISH AS A MIND HACKER
P. S. P E R I O D
KAPELLEN BOS & ASCONA 1999 - 2001

P O S T F A C E
THE AWARENESS I TRY TO COMMUNICATE
HAS BEEN COLOURED BY WHAT I FIND,
HEAR AND SEE HAPPEN AROUND ME.
I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY MIND
BEING CONSTANTLY USED AS A
SPONGE, ABSORBING OR FERTILISING
INSPIRING IDEAS, AS WELL AS DEALING
WITH DESTRUCTIVE IMPRESSIONS.
ART IS A FAKE SITUATION. BUT YOUR
HEART IS A REAL MASTERPIECE.
CUT YOUR ROOTS AND FLY, YOU MAY BE
AN EAGLE.
(AND WHAT DOES THE VOICE SAY, YOU
LISTEN TO INSIDE YOUR BODY )
THAT THE POSSIBILITIES I OFFER YOU
ARE TOMORROW’S MYTHOLOGY.
I HAVE TO INTERPRET THESE
FACTORS, WHETHER THEY SEEM
HATEFUL, WORRY ME OR OFFER ME
PLEASURE. I HAVE TO COMMUNICATE
THEM THROUGH MY FILTERING
(SUBJECTIVE) BRAINS, TRANSLATE THEM
INTO WORDS, OBJECTS OR OTHER MANIFESTATIONS.
THE RESULT IS THE
PARADOX OF MY INTERPRETATIONS,
KNOWING THAT ANY EXPRESSION I WRITE
DOWN IS TENDENTIOUS AND THEREFORE
CONTROVERSIAL.
THIS IS A PURGATORY OF A FLOATING
REALITY. THE EPHEMERE RESULT IS
CONSCIOUSNESS.
TRY ME, WHILE YOU KNOW I AM (NOT)
USING YOU.
WALTER BECKERS 1999/2001
THIS IS A MILLENIUM JUMP