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September 2010 

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love September. The sun’s still shining, the sea’s warm, and all the music venues and theatres announce their autumn line-ups. 

I Suddenly our listings pages are overflowing and the office is filled with excited chatter about which comedian, gig or play we’re 

going to see next. 

This month I’ll be watching Bedroom Farce at the Lighthouse, which stars TV actor Oliver Boot, who’s one of the privileged few to 

have performed Shakespeare at a private dinner party with the Queen (p18)! If I can get through my Stieg Larsson trilogy fast enough, 

I’ll be booking cinema tickets for the Girl Who Played With Fire – see our interview with lead Swedish actress Noomi Rapace on p29 – 

and I’ll also be checking out some of the new releases our Film Editor Drew recommends on p11. 

Comedy season is back, with Shappi Khorsandi, Dara O’Briain and Sean Lock all appearing at the Lighthouse over the next couple of 

months, and you can win tickets to see Rhod Gilbert on p35. 

Festival season is still in full-swing. Don’t miss Listed favourites b-side in Weymouth (p38) and Inside Out at iconic venues across 

Dorset (p41). 

I hope you enjoy this issue – make sure you’ve got your credit card and your calendar at the ready! 

Happy booking, 

Ali 

P19 Mini Magic at the Goodwood Revival 

Contents Laugh, 

LIFESTYLE 

04 NEwS 

Mary Shelley Festival, cats rehomed, 

Gourmet Food Night 

06 ShoppINg 

Perfect-fit jeans, back to uni discounts, 

gadgets and dvds 

08 Food NEwS 

Royal Bath, Patrick’s review, gastrocomedy 

and music 

P22 

22 haIr, hEaLTh aNd BEauTY 

Gorgeous eyebrows, and tips from Zoe 

16 auTumN wEddINg pLaNNEr 

Beautiful venues in Dorset & Hampshire 

Win 

CompETITIoNS 

26 pENduLum TICkETS 

28 ThE gIrL who pLaYEd wITh 

FIrE goodIES 

P04 

04 pIxIE LoTT TICkETS 

34 TICkETS For rhod gILBErTI 

INTErVIEwS 

15 EoIN CoLFEr Best-selling author 

of the Artemis Fowl series 

25 JaCk BESSaNT Reef bassist talks 

to Listed about his new acoustic duo 

Stringer Bessant 

P27 

27 ThE SaTurdaYS 

Listed chats to Mollie King from the 

pop-liscious girl-band 

28 ThE gIrL who pLaYEd wITh 

FIrE The story behind the Larsson 

best-selling trilogy, the film adaptations 

and an interview with leading Swedish 

actress Noomi Rapace 

Editor: Ali Wood awood@listedmagazine.com | Art Editor: Graham Brooks gbrooks@g-graphic.co.uk 

Sales and Editorial: Clare Sellar clare@listedmagazine.com | Sales Manager: Helen Findlay helen@listedmagazine.com | Arts & Books: Dom Kippin 

| Charity: Fiona Julian | Dance: Neville Ashman | Family: Ruth Walker | Films: Drew Bridger | Hair, Health and Beauty: Zoe Nicholl | Motoring: David 

Jones | Other contributors: Mark Allaway, Jenny Welsh, Chantelle McInnes, Jennifer Ross 

Contact: Listed, Victoria Chambers, Fir Vale Road, Bournemouth, BH1 2JN | 01202 319520 | www.listedmagazine.com 

Listed magazine is published by Meltemi Media Ltd. All rights reserved. The views expressed in Listed magazine are those of its contributors and 

not necessarily shared by the organisation. 

Films 

Drew’s pick of the flix 

Family 

Activities and theatre for all 

Motoring 

Wessex Classic car show, 

Goodwood Revival 

Theatre 

Bedroom Farce, Sound of Music, 

Boycie and Marlene 

Dance 

Salsa, jive, street-dance and more 

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30 

Comedy 32 

eat and laugh some more 

37 

Exhibitions, groups and workshops 38 

Art & Books 

Study to be a journalist! 42 

Careers & Courses 

Clubbing and DJs 44 

Nightlife 

Live and local 46 

Music 

Rehabilitation through music 50 

Charity 

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What’s New? 

Mary Shelley 

Festival 01-03 

In a three-day festival this October, 

writers, artists and performers will 

celebrate the life of Mary Shelley, the 

author of Frankenstein, who is buried in 

St Peter’s Church, Bournemouth along 

with the heart of her poet husband, 

Percy. 

The Mary Shelley Festival aims to shed 

essential light on Bournemouth’s history 

and literary heritage, as well as inspiring 

community projects. Shelley’s most 

famous novel, Frankenstein, was written 

whilst on holiday in Geneva when she 

was only 18. However, little is known 

about her personal life and other novels, 

along with her close relationship with 

poet, Percy Bysshe Shelley. Her interest 

in natural science and philosophy was 

instilled in her from a young age by her 

parents, William Godwin and women’s 

rights campaigner, Mary Wollstonecraft. 

This festival takes place at the 

Bournemouth Natural Science Society 

from 01 to 03 October, and is part of the 

Bournemouth bi-centennial celebrations. 

It celebrates all aspects of Mary’s 

contribution to writing, and begins and 

ends with several ‘Marys’ engaging with 

pub visitors at the Mary Shelley Pub 

with storyteller and performer Michele 

O’Brien. The full line-up is as follows: 

FrIdaY 01 oCToBEr: 

Opening Night; tragedies and 

scandals that beset Mary’s life. Through 

storytelling and dramatic performance, 

we understand Mary’s thoughts on 

men, monsters, motherhood and 

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Bournemouth. £7/£5 

SaTurdaY 02 oCToBEr: 

2 - 5pm: Lecture on electricity, and 

bringing back the dead in the 18th 

Century. 

730pm – 11pm: Playwright Diana 

Samuels presents a rehearsed reading 

of her new play, The End Of Romance. 

£7/£5 

SuNdaY 03 oCToBEr: 

2pm: Children’s craft workshop with 

artist Diana Roberts (free) 

3pm: Gothic Bournemouth. Writer David 

Evans and artist Dominic Shepherd lead 

us into the gothic underbelly of Dorset. 

4pm: How did Percy Shelley’s heart 

survive the burning of the poet’s 

drowned body in Italy? Gothic legend, 

or scientifically possible? Art historian 

Giuseppina Malfatti Angeltoni tells you 

more. 

Afternoon (times to be confirmed): 

Performers tell the story of Mary in the 

Mary Shelley Pub. A candle-lit vigil will 

then lead visitors to Mary Shelley’s tomb 

where an actor playing Percy Shelley will 

be reading poems. 

VENuES 

Bournemouth Natural Science 

Society, 39 Christchurch Rd, 

Bournemouth, www.bnss.fslife.co.uk 

St Peter’s Church, Hinton Rd, 

Bournemouth 

Mary Shelley Pub, St Peter’s Rd, 

Bournemouth

BY ChaNTELLE 

mCINNES 

Chantelle is an English 

and Magazine Journalism 

student. She loves comedy, 

climbing and living like a 

tourist in her own country. 

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IT’LL BE aLL LIghT oN ThE 

NIghT! 

Bournemouth will be aglow with fire 

performances, storytelling, street dance 

and art exhibitions at a free event on 

10 September hosted by Bournemouth 

Town Watch. Starting at 6pm at various 

bars, pubs and clubs, Light Night 2010 

is open to all ages and celebrates local 

culture and nightlife. Venues such as the 

Russell Cotes Museum and the library 

will also showcase the cream of creativity 

in Dorset, promoting new artists and 

writers alike. In the latter part of the 

evening, revellers can look forward to 

musical entertainment and sports, and 

a spectacular interactive installation in 

Bournemouth Square. 

For more information visit www. 

lightnight.co.uk/bournemouth 

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TImE To SmELL ThE roSES 

Horticultural enthusiasts can look 

forward to Wimborne Minster’s flower 

festival in September, which makes a 

long-awaited return after five years. From 

Friday 10th to Monday 13th September 

there will be a floral carpet adorning 

the centre of the nave, and around 50 

large tableaux and designs positioned 

throughout the Minster. Each display will 

depict different types of music, with the 

overall theme of the festival being the 

gift of music. 

For details log on to www.visit-dorset. 

com/wimborne-minster-flower-festival 

Pixie Lott tickets! 

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ThE marrIoTT! 

Enjoy fine-dining? Then get ready for 

delicious food at the double AA-rosette 

winning Highcliff Grill. The Gourmet 

Food evening on 24 September features 

a 6-course meal, with each dish 

accompanied by a glass of wine designed 

to perfectly complement the flavours. A 

wine expert and top chef will be present 

during the evening to broaden your 

knowledge in the art of food and its 

accompanying wines. 

Tickets cost £69 per person. Places are 

limited. To book call 01202 200813 or 

visit HighcliffGrill.co.uk. Bournemouth 

Highcliff Marriott Hotel, St Michael’s Rd, 

Bournemouth, 01202 557 702. 

Pixie Lott shot to fame in 2009 with her first 

single, Mama Do, which was closely followed by 

the subsequent success of her second song, Boys 

and Girls. She has won numerous awards for her 

vocal talent, including the prestigious title of Best 

UK and Ireland Act at the MTV Europe Music 

Awards and Best Newcomer at the Virgin Media 

Awards. She also recently appeared as a guest 

judge on The X-Factor. 

To celebrate the success of her first album, 

Pixie will be embarking on her Crazy Cats 

Tour during November and December, with a 

performance in Bournemouth on 11 December. 

Listed is offering one lucky reader the chance to 

win a pair of tickets to see Pixie Lott play live at 

the O2 Academy in Bournemouth. To enter, log 

on to www.listedmagazine.com and answer the 

following question: 

whaT waS pIxIE LoTT’S dEBuT 

SINgLE? 

Deadline 30 September. 

25 CaTS FINd a homE! 

Twenty five unwanted cats were rehomed 

on a single day following the first open 

day at the new Cats Protection Centre in 

Ferndown. Over 500 people attended the 

event in July, and a total of £3,200 was 

raised to help the centre care for and 

rehome abandoned cats. 

Joining the centre for the carnivalthemed 

event were BBC South Today 

weathergirl Reham Khan; the Mayor 

of Ferndown Councillor Jean Read and 

Ferndown’s Town Crier Mike Andrews. 

Reham said: “It was fantastic to see such 

incredible support for Cats Protection – 

these cats deserve to find loving homes 

and judging by the number of people 

that came along I’m sure more will find 

homes very soon. I’m proud to have been 

able to help.” 

www.cats.org.uk/ferndownappeal/ 

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Shopping 

Shopping 

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Shop of The Month: 

Bournemouth Jeans 

here at Bournemouth Jeans we are passionate about 3 things… 

denim, Coffee & You...we don’t just sell jeans you know! 

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For over 15 years we have 

been a family-run business and 

because of seeing every 

size and shape walk through our door, 

we know what looks good on you. 

At Bournemouth Jeans we are all 

trained to the highest level of product 

knowledge, 

as well as boasting a huge selection 

of brands such as, Levi, Lee, Wrangler, 

Hilfiger, Dockers, LTB and our newest 

editions: Pepe for Girls and Energie for 

Men. 

We feel that over the years we have 

earned a great reputation and this is 

due to the fact that we never let anyone 

leave the shop in a badly fitted pair of 

jeans…EVER! 

A Pair Of Jeans! 

Bring this page from Listed to the shop and when you buy 

any hot drink you will be entered into our prize draw to 

win a pair of jeans! (Winner announced in November) 

While we help find your perfect pair 

of jeans, let your partner or favourite 

shopping buddy relax and enjoy a freshly 

brewed Martin Carwardine & Co Coffee, 

a nice cuppa or an ice cold glass bottle 

of Coca Cola.(All drinks available as 

takeaway). 

There’s even a colouring corner to 

keep the children distracted, we mean 

entertained! 

We also stock Gem Freeman Jewellery. 

Gem Freeman is a local designer from 

Bransgore who works mainly in silver 

and gold, often combining the two to 

create different textures and diverse 

collections. As well as working on her 

collections, Gem is always busy with 

commissioned one-off pieces for private 

Trends, goodies, and gifts from 

your local high street shops 

clients. www.gemfreeman.com 

So not only will you leave with a 

great pair of jeans, we can quench 

your thirst and even help you with 

that ‘special’ present you were 

looking for! 

All this is served with a bucket-load 

of care, product knowledge and now 

maybe even a Lullebelle’s Cupcake! 

The Bournemouth Jeans Company 

looks forward to seeing you 

soon... 

Contact: Bournemouth Jeans, 5 

Richmond Hill, Bournemouth, tel: 01202 

311 660. 

BY mark aLLawaY 

Mark Allaway is a student 

journalist at Bournemouth 

University, and enjoys 

writing about sports 

and entertainment. 

Snippets 

IphoNE app oF ThE moNTh- 

EpIphaNY 

A free app that 

lets you go back 

in time? Bargain! 

Well not exactly, 

epiphany is 

an automatic 

voice recorder 

that allows 

you to record 

conversations had up to two minutes 

in the past, meaning you can recover 

that brilliant joke, genius idea or catch 

that insult muttered under your friend’s 

breath! 

EaSY 

rEadEr… 

The Kindle 

E-Reader 

has been 

launched by 

Amazon with 

an improved 

selection 

of e-books 

available from 

its store to UK users. Owners of the 

new improved handheld reader will be 

able to choose from 400,000 e-books 

to download, and will benefit from a 

15% reduction in the reader’s weight. 

The handset will cost £149 with free 

3G internet connection supplied by 

Vodafone. 

TrENdY rIdEr! 

Designer Paul Smith 

has teamed up 

with cycle wear 

brand Rapha to 

offer a brand new 

range of cycling 

jackets, jerseys and 

accessories. Now 

riders can look 

smart when on 

their bikes with 

striking colours and bold patterns. The 

collection, which has been on display in 

New York and London last month, will 

be released in key Paul Smith and Rapha 

retailers in October.

Watch, Read, Smell, Listen... 

Listed 

Loves 

roBIN hood (12a) 

Russell Crowe stars in this re-telling of the 

English legend’s story, set across Hood’s lifetime. 

Cate Blanchett co-stars as Lady Marian in 

this Ridley Scott epic. Released on DVD on 20 

September. 

maNIC STrEET prEaChErS 

Postcards From A Young Man - The Welsh rockers 

are back with their tenth studio album, returning 

from the critical triumph of Journal for Plague 

Lovers - an album dedicated to absent bandmate 

Richey Edwards. Released 20 September. 

hEarTSToNE: BY C.J. SaNSom - The 

history author brings a tale of corruption and 

desperation set in the time of King Henry VIII. 

Matthew Shardlake is given a legal case about a 

servant of Catherine Parr which leads him to the 

heart of a fleet awaiting war. Out 03 Sept. 

doLCE & gaBBaNa 

Dolce & Gabbana launch their new fragrance for 

men this month - The One Gentleman. Continuing 

the ‘One’ collection this sophisticated fragrance 

has essence of lavender, pepper and vanilla, and 

will be available in 30, 50 and 100ml bottles. 

New fashion 

label - Aether Vesture 

Rising fashion designer, Paul Scadding, a 

graduate from The Arts University College 

Bournemouth, has recently launched 

his own fashion line, Aether Vesture, 

featuring smart, casual contemporary 

menswear. Initially, Paul has featured four 

styles of T-shirt as pre-collection pieces, 

with the full Spring/Summer collection 

titled “The Secret Of The Way Things Are” 

to be released in January 2011. 

Paul’s clothing range favours earth 

tones, with accents of complementary 

colours, reflecting upon his passion for 

juxtaposing different, aesthetic shades. 

He prefers to focus on the simplicity and 

detail for his fashion pieces, citing Paul 

Image by Double Exposure Photographic 

Model Samuel of LMP Models. 

Smith and Vivienne Westwood as key 

inspirations for his work. 

All of Paul’s items are limited editions 

that carry a unique number below the 

centre back label, making each garment 

exclusive to the individual. His fabrics 

are sourced from London, rather than 

overseas, giving the wearer a sense of 

pride in knowing that they step forward 

with the smallest carbon footprint, whilst 

making a fashion statement of maximum 

impact. 

To order from Paul’s collection email 

info@aether-vesture.com, www.aethervesture.com 

By Chantelle McInnes 

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Off 

Shopping 

Back 

to studies… 

For kIdS 

It’s nearly back to school time, and that means 

stocking the kids up on all the essentials for 

the new term. New stationary ranges are in 

at Ryman and WHSmith stores, and Staples 

are offering a bundle pack including 130 

different items for just £29.99. Plus, George’s 

school-wear range from Asda starts at just £2 

per item! 

For TEaChErS 

Of course, it’s not just the kids who need to 

replenish the wardrobe. Male teachers in need 

of a new suit can get down to Burtons where 

they can get a shirt, tie and shoes free with 

the purchase of selected jackets and trousers. 

For uNI STudENTS – 20% oFF aT 

TopmaN & kITChEN muST-BuYS 

For new students preparing for their first 

term away from home - how about Argos’s 

new 20-piece kitchen essential starter set for 

£19.99? Lads - look sharp, too, with Topman’s 

limited period 20% student discount between 

10 September and 12 October – don’t forget 

your NUS card. 

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Eating Out 

Dermot O’Leary’s 

restaurant now open 

TV presenter and Radio 2 DJ Dermot O’Leary has opened 

a restaurant in Poole with two of his closest friends. Fishy 

Fishy, located on the Quay, is the sister restaurant to Fishy 

Fishy in Brighton, and is something Dermot has dreamed of 

for a long time. 

“We’re loving every minute of it,” says Dermot. “We know 

that there will be a lot of hard work involved in making a 

success of Poole and maintaining Brighton’s reputation, but 

we feel ready for the challenge.” 

The 130-seater restaurant on the site of the former 

Bamboula serves mostly seafood, with vegetarian options 

available. To book, call 01202 680793. www.fishyfishy.co.uk. 

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LISTEN aNd dINE For a 

TENNEr! 

If live music and a fine-dining 

experience sounds good to you, look 

no further than Patricks in Ashley 

Cross. On a Thursday you can enjoy 

a two-course dinner with live music 

for just £10. Be sure to mention you 

read it in Listed on booking. Gigs for 

this month are as follows: 

02 Sep - Mr Wise Guy, 4-piece 

rock band 

09 Sep - Lawerence 

16 Sep - Side One - 2 piece 

party sounds act 

23 Sep - Weaver ‘unplugged’ 

30 Sep - Steve Marks 

To book a table, call 01202 734000, 

www.patricksrestaurants.co.uk 

ChrISTmaS ComES EarLY To ThE roYaL BaTh 

Snow machines, Santa Claus, champagne and mince pies were flowing at the Royal Bath Hotel on a sunny evening last 

month, for their official launch of Christmas! It was a great opportunity to explore the grounds - and views - of this 

beautiful 19th century hotel, and to sample a fine selection of their Christmas party food, including pork and cranberry 

sausages and posh turkey burgers. For more information, or to book a Christmas party, contact the Royal Bath Hotel on 

01202 555555. www.devere.co.uk/our-locations/royal-bath 

Laugh aNd dINE 

Yippee – it’s September and the comedy season is back in force. What better way to relax than to enjoy a good bite to 

eat whilst listening to some great jokes? 

On Fridays head down to Funnybone at Centre Stage in Westbourne for their incredible £13.95 deal for three 

comedians plus dinner, and then on Saturdays fill your face with food and laughter at Jaggers Comedy Club at Lava 

Ignite in Bournemouth. You can even stay on afterwards for the nightclub. Comedy listings on p34. Contact: Funnybone, 

01202 540065, www.funnybone.co.uk. Jaggers, 0845 60 66 647, www.bournemouthcomedyclub.co.uk

KICK BACK, LET GO 

OPEN EVERY DAY 

12pm to 3pm, 5pm until 1am 

Express Lunch from £5.95pp 

Business Set Menu from £11.95pp 

LIVE MUSIC EVERY TUESDAY 

with Katie Francesca 

Koh 2 Go; receive 10% off food collections 

Tel: 01202914997 

www.koh-thai.co.uk 

487-489 Christchurch Road, Boscombe, BH1 4AE 

Patrick’s Patricks 

RESTAURANT & BAR 

MURDER MYSTERY DINNER. 

FRIDAY 29TH OCTOBER 2010. 

Put your detective skills to the test and use your 

intuition to discover whodunit as the successful 

Murder Mystery evening returns to the Highcliff! 

Drink on arrival followed by an intriguing 

3 course dinner for only £35.00 per person. 

To book or for further details contact us on 

01202 200 813 or visit highcliffgrill.co.uk. 

BOURNEMOUTH HIGHCLIFF MARRIOTT HOTEL 

St Michael’s Road, West Cliff, Bournemouth BH2 5DU 

T. 01202 557 702 | F. 01202 293 155 

© Marriott International 2010. Subject to availability. Terms and conditions apply. 

Patrick’s is the ideal place to hold your seasonal parties! 

Party at Patrick’s this Christmas between 1st and 24th December and of course book your New Year’s Eve Party too! 

Menu choices start from just £17.95 per person and include festive classics with some welcome additions for those who like variety 

all year round! Book your party early as Patrick’s is one of the areas most popular venues at this time of year thanks to the value, 

menus (see web site for menu details), live music and all round festive spirit! Bookings are being taken now for lunch parties, dinner 

parties and for the amazing party nights! New Year’s Eve is always over subscribed at Patrick’s, as you can enjoy a party above all 

parties for one inclusive price of £40 to include a stunning three-course meal, live music by Side One and a night to remember. 

1 Bournemouth Road, Lower Parkstone, Poole, Dorset BH14 0EG 

Tel: 01202 734000 Web: www.patricksrestaurants.co.uk 

Join us at 

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CARVERY 

From the comfort of our HV Restaurant 

With beautiful harbour 

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All for only: 

£ (U12’S £5) 

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Reserve your table 

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Restaurant Review 

Patrick’s 

Locally sourced seasonal food, generous portions and 

chic surroundings make dinner at patrick’s in ashley 

Cross a real delight! Listed’s Clare Sellar tells you more… 

At Patrick’s Restaurant and Bar, in Ashley 

Cross, they have just celebrated their 

4th birthday; but you’d be forgiven for 

thinking it’s always been there. The 

converted bank building provides the 

perfect setting for such a hearty brasserie 

as this. Its high ceilings, original features 

and smart, restrained decor make 

Patrick’s a chic choice for breakfast, lunch 

or dinner, and they also provide outside 

catering for your party or picnic. 

We navigated the inviting menu, and 

full specials board, with the help of 

some velvety smooth house red wine, 

and nibbled on homemade bread while 

waiting for our starters. Chris Howard, 

head chef at Patrick’s since the beginning, 

strives to create his menu using seasonal, 

locally available ingredients. The pot 

of Dorset Crab in coriander and lime 

mayonnaise was fresh and zingy, the 

duck pate with red onion jam was 

rich and tasty, and both were perfectly 

proportioned. 

The main course menu has a great 

balance of meat, fish and vegetarian 

options, put together in original and 

exciting ways. My partner had the BBQ 

spiced lamb rump with minted couscous 

and tomato salsa; lamb being his 

favourite meat. It was deliciously tender, 

and a generous portion size. The minted 

couscous was a great accompaniment to 

the BBQ flavours, and made this a great 

summer dish. 

I had the seasonal roast duck breast 

Listed 

Loves 

with a potato and herb gallette and 

beetroot jus, which again was beautifully 

cooked. I had a hard time choosing 

between that, the monkfish tempura and 

the whole roasted sea bass, but I was 

more than happy with my choice. 

After the rich food and wine there 

wasn’t a lot of room for dessert, but the 

Snickerbocker Glory was hard to resist; 

and is perfect for sharing after all. 

With live music on Thursdays, DJs at 

the weekend, outside catering, breakfast 

and lots of deals to be had, one visit just 

wasn’t enough to sample everything that 

Patrick’s has to offer. I’ll be sure to visit 

again soon. 

£5 LuNCh & SuppEr 

£5 main course any lunch time 

and any supper between 6pm 

and 7pm. Seven days a week. 

Quote ‘Listed’ on booking. 

Don’t 

Miss 

Patrick’s Restaurant and Bar, 1 

Bournemouth Road, Ashley Cross, 01202 

734000. www.patricksrestaurants.co.uk

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Films 

Drew works at the Harbor Lights cinema in Southampton, BY drEw BrIdgEr 

and is crazy about films. He’s recently completed 

an internship with a US production company. 

Resident Evil: 

Afterlife 3D 

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Milla Jovovich stars in Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D 

Alice (Milla Jovovich) is back... and 

bringing a few of her friends. Or so the 

tagline reads, though it should actually be 

asking if we really care anymore. Considering 

that the last three films have ONLY been fairly 

well received and not exactly got people 

queuing for hours to get in, it was really only 

a matter of time before something like this 

jumped on the 3D bandwagon to reignite its 

franchise. OK, there may have been the odd bit 

every-so-often in the others that was worth a 

watch, but even though this has been filmed 

using James Cameron’s “Fusion” Technology 

(from Avatar) and shot in various locations 

around the world, I doubt that the prospect of 

seeing the same old stuff in 3D will be enough 

to tempt sceptics into trying it out. Get to the 

front if you’re a fanboy, but otherwise save your 

money! Released September 10th. 

maChETE (15) (dIr. roBErT rodrIguEz & EThaN maNIquIS) 

Bringing back his character in this Planet Terror spin-off, Robert Rodriguez brings us his second action-packed film in as 

many months. Danny Trejo is an ex-Federale who is betrayed by the organisation that hired him, which leads him to go on 

a brutal and bloody rampage of revenge. Considering that Machete comes from Rodriguez’s own Troublemaker Studios 

and smacks of his own style of films like Desperado, you can definitely expect Machete to have all the style and swagger 

that Rodriguez is capable of delivering. There’s also talks of a trilogy coming to fruition if this is well received which, fingers 

crossed, could also lead to Sin City 2? We can hope... Released September 10th. 

ThE TowN (12a) (dIr. BEN aFFLECk) 

Ben Affleck directs AND plays the lead of Doug MacRay, a thief planning his next job whilst finding himself in a deepening 

relationship with Claire (Rebecca Hall), a bank teller traumatised by a heist that Doug is connected to, whilst avoiding the FBI 

investigator (Jon Hamm) who is close to unmasking Doug’s identity whilst wrestling with the feelings he also has for Claire. It 

does all sound a little tragic, which is normally Ben Affleck’s forte, but The Town does see Affleck taking the step from celebrity 

to film-maker and therefore giving his name that much more credibility in the film industry. If this film takes off, it could be in 

the running for Oscar Nominations as well, so watch out for those! Released September 17th. 

ThE amErICaN (15) (dIr. aNToN CorBIJIN) 

George Clooney stars in this rather non-American cast as an assassin who hides out in an Italian village waiting for what 

could be his last ever assignment. Whilst hiding out, he tempts fate by befriending the local preist (Paolo Bonacelli) as well as 

the affection of Clara (Violante Placido). Clooney has had a run of very deep and engaging films over the last few years, so if 

those are anything to go by then this will definitely be worth seeking out. Released September 17th. 

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BY ruTh waLkEr Ruth Walker is a journalism graduate. She loves interviewing celebrities 

and reviewing films for Listed’s website www.listedmagazine. 

com. Send your family events to ruth@listedmagazine.com 

The Great Dorset Steam Fair 

TarraNT hINToN 

If you are looking for an exciting and action-packed 

day out for all the family, you’ll love the Great 

Dorset Steam Fair. This typical British event offers a 

unique blend of nostalgia and entertainment with 

a great variety of exhibitions on offer. Whether you 

are a collector, a steam fanatic, an avid camper 

or a music fan you’re sure to have fun at what is 

described as the most remarkable show on earth! 

Day tickets cost Adults £16, Children £8, 

Concessions £14, Family ticket £44. Children under 

six go free. Gates open at 9am, with the shows 

starting at 11am. 

For more information visit www.gdsf.co.uk or call 

01258 860361. 

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maNYdowN maIzE mazE 

Scapps Hill Farm, Basingstoke 

Manydown Maize Maze is a fun event for 

the whole family, so why not go down 

and get lost! 

Situated in the beautiful Hampshire 

countryside, this maze, which is themed 

on the Battle of Britain, is a must visit for 

families this summer. Other attractions on 

the site include farm animals, lunch time 

BBQ and fun games for all the family. 

Manydown Maize Maze is open 

Tuesday to Sunday, 10am- 6pm. Tickets 

cost Adults £5.50, Child (3-15) £4.50 

and Concessions £4.50. Children under 

3 go free. 


manydownmaze.co.uk or call 01256 

220398. 

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Royal Armouries Museum, Fort Nelson, 

Fareham 

Royal Armouries Museum at Fort Nelson 

are celebrating the 70th anniversary of 

the Battle of Britain. Fort Fun Day is an 

exciting event for all the family where 

you can train to become a pilot and find 

out about RAF tactics. 

Then keep fighting fit on the assault 

course and find out about wartime food 

rationing. There’s no need to book, just 

drop in! 

This action-packed event runs from 

10am - 5pm. Entry to Fort Fun Day is 

free. For more information visit www. 

royalarmouries.org or call 01329 

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Car Show & Family Day, Thruxton Motor 

Circuit, Andover 

1,2,3,GO... to Thruxstock 2010! 

The infamous race track is opening its 

doors to car enthusiasts young and old to 

host Thruxstock 2010. It promises to be 

a great day out. Check out the awesome 

American and British cars on display. 

Thruxstock 2010 will also include live 

music all day and stalls, plus activities 

to amuse the children too. Go along 

and hear the Harleys roaring together 

at around 11.30am and ride a Honda 

Goldwing. 

Visitor entry Adults £5, accompanied 

children go free. Car exhibitors £5 and 

bike exhibitors £3. Doors open at 10am. 


monarchevents.co.uk or call 01264 

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FESTIVaL 

Portswood Recreation Ground 

An amazing festival consisting of live performances, 

interactive workshops, music and much more so 

bring the whole family for a fun day out 

Sat 11th Sept 

11am to 5pm 

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Portswood Recreation Ground 

Upper Grosvenor Road SO17 1WZ 

On 11 September the NBSP Portswood 

community group will bring Portswood 

alive with the first One Big Community 

Festival. The event is aimed at bringing 

together the different communities 

and cultures of Portswood and the 

surrounding areas together for a day of 

fun packed activities and excitement for 

the whole family to enjoy. 

This promises to be an amazing 

festival consisting of live performances, 

interactive workshops, bands and a 

mini fun fair. Make sure to check out 

the bouncy castle, rodeo bull and arts & 

crafts activities. 

The One Big Community Festival is a 

free event that runs from 11am to 5pm. 

www.nbspcg.org.uk, 07766 144373.

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Eoin Colfer 

when the artemis Fowl series came flying onto the children’s book scene back in 2001 it was 

dubbed by one reviewer as ‘die hard with fairies’. Listed’s Jenny ross caught up with its author, 

Eoin Colfer, to get the low-down on his latest novel, ‘The atlantis Complex’ 

The series follows the exploits of teenage 

genius and anti-hero, Artemis Fowl, 

and the fairy inhabitants of the Lower 

Elements – the human-free sanctuary 

buried deep beneath the surface of the 

Earth. 

“You can expect the usual blend of 

action, comedy and magic but with 

a brand new story and a few new 

characters. Artemis fans may recognise 

an old favourite who returns as the 

villain,” said Colfer, “I can’t say any more 

or the fairy lawyers will slap me with a 

breach of confidentiality suit.” 

The first novel of the series saw the 

brainy son of an Irish crime-lord kidnap 

a fairy in the hope of obtaining a ransom 

of gold. However, Fowl got more than he 

bargained for when the Lower Elements 

Police Reconnaissance squad – LEPrecon 

– were dispatched to foil his plans. Since 

then our hero and his friends have taken 

on the Russian mafia, faced a goblin 

rebellion and journeyed to another 

dimension. 

The seventh book in the series will 

see Fowl suffering from the effects of 

dabbling in too much magic – he has 

suddenly become nice and it’s up to the 

fairies to bring him back to his old self 

so that he can save their race from the 

threat of discovery. 

Colfer’s original inspiration for the 

novels, which have sold more than 18 

million copies, came from an unexpected 

place. 

“I saw a photo of my brother in his 

Confirmation suit, as opposed to his 

birthday suit,” the 45 year-old from 

I think that many potentially great writers 

are lost because they give up before perfecting 

their style. 

Wexford said, “he was wearing a little 

suit and a cheeky grin and I thought he 

looked like a little Bond villain - and the 

germ of the idea for Artemis was born.” 

He adds: “I grew up with fairies, not 

literally, but in Ireland we are taught fairy 

stories as part of mythology studies in 

primary school, we called it storytelling. 

“This was always my favourite part 

of the day as a student and teacher. 

So when I started to write, I gravitated 

towards the magical.” 

But don’t be fooled into expecting the 

books to be filled with the stereotypical 

fairies, best known for sitting on flowers, 

waving magic wands. 

The elves in Colfer’s novels are 

technologically advanced and more akin 

to aliens than mythological beings. 

Artemis Fowl has won a number of 

accolades including the British Children’s 

Book of the Year. The first novel was 

recently named as one of the top seven 

children’s novels of the past seven 

decades by Penguin, as part of the 

publisher’s 70th birthday celebrations. 

Colfer said: “It is a huge honour and 

I am as thrilled as a kid sucking his first 

lollipop.” 

The script for a film of the books 

has been completed and, according to 

the author, “production is afoot”. The 

finished movie will be hitting the big 

screens during the next couple of years. 

Originally a teacher, Colfer left his job 

to write full-time and now lives in France 

with his wife and two children. 

“I have a nice stable in the garden 

which we have turned into an office, so 

I go out there, put on eighties music and 

get down to it,” he said, “I am quite 

disciplined and like to do several hours a 

day with only three and a half hours off 

for lunch and a nap. 

“Sometimes it looks like I am sleeping 

when I am actually constructing complex 

plots.” 

Author Interview 

With the successes of teenage series 

such as Harry Potter and Twilight more 

people than ever are trying to break into 

children’s literature. 

Colfer had a piece of advice for Listed 

readers on how to create the next big 

thing: 

“Be yourself. It may take years to find 

yourself but keep going until you do. 

“I think that many potentially great 

writers are lost because they give up 

before perfecting their style.” 

As for his latest novel, Fowl fans need 

not worry – The Atlantis Complex will not 

be the last we hear of the fifteen year-old 

genius. 

“I reckon I will come back and do my 

‘last battle’ effort in a couple of years, 

just to tie up all the story arcs,” Colfer 

said, “I will be sorry to leave it though, 

Artemis has become a huge part of my 

life.” 

The Atlantis Complex (£12.99) is 

available in all good bookshops. 

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PSP Southampton Boat Show 

maYFLowEr park, SouThampToN 

The PSP Southampton Boat Show is the UK’s 

leading festival of boating, providing authentic 

experiences for enthusiasts, families and the trade, 

both on and off the water. 

You can take part in fun events including 

Get Afloat with Rockley, and a free 90-minute 

sailing lesson for 8-16 year olds. Or why not try 

Hydrozorbing; giant inflatable spheres will be 

floating on a pool in Solent Park and will allow 

visitors to climb in and literally walk on water! 

The PSP Southampton Boat Show 2010 will run 

from 10am-7pm, finishing at 6pm on Sunday 19 

September. Entry costs Adults £13, Concessions 

£10.50. Children aged 15 years old and under go 

free with a paying adult. Prices for Public Preview 

Day on 10 September are Adults £18, Concessions 

£15.50. 


southamptonboatshow.com or call 08712 307140. 

wE’rE goINg oN a BEar 

huNT, Testwood Lakes Centre, Totton 

When you go down to the woods on 

14 September what fun will you find? 

Summer Splashers Toddler Club at 

Testwood Lakes are hosting ‘We’re Going 

On A Bear Hunt; an action-packed event 

for 2-4 year olds. Children can explore 

the area on the wildlife walk and then 

take part in exciting games and listen to 

amazing stories. 

Meet at Testwood Lakes Centre off 

Brunel Road, Calmore Industrial Estate, 

Totton to get the fun started. 

The suggested donation for this event 

is £2.50 per child. All children must be 

accompanied by an adult. We’re Going 

On A Bear Hunt wildlife walks from 

10.30am–12pm and 1pm-2.30pm. 

Visit www.hwt.org.uk or call Helen 

Robinson on 02380 667929. 

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Theatre Royal Winchester 

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Touching, funny and utterly original, 

Stick Man is a brand new show from the 

creative team behind Aesop’s Fables. The 

story of the Stick Man, “who lives in the 

family tree with his Stick Lady Love and 

their stick children three..” is sure to thrill 

children aged 3 and upwards. 

The show runs at the Theatre Royal 

Winchester on Jewry Street on 16 

September. Tickets cost £7.50 and shows 

start at 11am and 2pm, duration is 50 

minutes. 

For more information visit www.theatreroyal-winchester.co.uk 

or call 01962 

840440. 

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how ThE koaLa LEarNT To 

hug Lighthouse, Poole 

Written especially for parents to enjoy 

with their children, How The Koala 

Learnt To Hug is a charming tale about 

the magic of family and, of course, the 

importance of a nice warm hug! 

Join the book’s author Steven Lee 

and a host of wild characters including 

Natascha the Witch and Karen the Koala 

for some great stories, sing along songs, 

superb games and first-class hugging! 

Steven will be signing copies of How 

The Koala Learnt To Hug and Other 

Australian Fairytales after the show. 

Show times are 11am and 3pm. 

Tickets are £7 with discounts available. 


lighthousepoole.co.uk or call the box 

office on 08444 068666. 

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NEmo wEEkENd 2010 

Blue Reef Aquarium, Southsea, 

Portsmouth 

Blue Reef Aquarium at Southsea are 

hosting Nemo Weekend 2010. Can you 

find the real Nemo and his fishy friends? 

All the animated characters from the 

blockbuster movie were based on living 

creatures. This fun event gives children 

the chance to meet their favourite fish. 

Nemo Weekend 2010 promises to be a 

whale of a time. 

Follow the Nemo trail to see which 

familiar faces you meet for real during 

your journey around the aquarium. Nemo 

Weekend 2010 runs from 10am to 5pm. 

This fun event is free with general 

admission to the aquarium. Entry 

to Blue Reef Aquarium, Southsea 

costs Adults £9.20, Children (3-14) 

£7.20, Concessions £8.25. Visit www. 

bluereefaquarium.co.uk, 02392 875222.

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The great dorset Steam Fair, Good 

old fashioned family fun, Adults £13.50, 

Children £7, Concessions £12 and Family 

£38, From 9am, Tarrant Hinton, Dorset 

manydown maize maze, Get lost 

at this great event, Adults £5.50, Child 

(3-15) £4.50 and Concessions £4.50. 

Children under 3 go free, 10am-6pm, 

Manydown Maze, Basingstoke 

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Fort Fun day- Battle of Britain, 

Celebrate the 70th anniversary of the 

Battle of Britain at Royal Armouries Museum, 

Free, 10am-5pm, Royal Armouries 

Museum, Fort Nelson, Fareham 

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Thruxstock 1,2,3,GO... to Thruxstock 

2010, Adults £5, accompanied children 

free, From 10am, Thruxton Motor Circuit, 

Andover 

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19 SEpTEmBEr 

pSp Southampton Boat Show, The 

most anticipated nautical event of the 

year, Prices for Public Preview Day on 

10 September Adults £18, Concessions 

£15.50, 10am-7pm, Mayflower Park, 

Southampton 


one Big Community Festival, An 

event full of music and entertainment, 

Free, 11am-5pm, Portswood Recreation 

Ground, Southampton 

penguin, Long Nose Puppet’s new show 

is based on the award-winning book by 

Polly Dunbar, £6, 11am, 1pm, Nuffield 

Theatre, Southampton 

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we’re going on a Bear hunt, 

When you go down to the woods on 

14 September what fun will you find?, 

Suggested donation of £2.50 per child, 

10.30am–12pm and 1pm-2.30pm, 

Testwood Lakes Centre, Totton 


Stick man, Charming children’s play 

about a family who live in a tree, £7.50, 

11am and 2pm, Theatre Royal Winchester, 

Winchester 


how The koala Learnt To hug, A 

fun-packed adaptation of the book by 

Steven Lee, £7, 11am and 3pm, Lighthouse 

Centre of Arts, Poole 

Nemo weekend 2010, Can you spot 

your favourite fishy friend at Nemo Weekend 

2010?, Adults £9.20, Children (3-4) 

£7.20, Concessions £8.25., 10am-5pm, 

Blue Reef Aquarium, Southsea 

whose Shoes, Imelda Baglady likes 

to tell stories and her collection of shoes 

can speak! They all have something to 

say. Ages 5 - 7, £6, 11am, 1pm, Nuffield 



Nemo weekend, Can you spot your 

favourite fishy friend at Nemo Weekend 

2010?, Adults £9.20, Children (3-4) 

£7.20, Concessions £8.25., 10am-5pm, 

Blue Reef Aquarium, Southsea 

VENuES 

ashcroft arts Centre, Fareham, 

01329 223100, www.ashcroft.org.uk 

Blue reef aquarium, Southsea, 

02392 875222, www.bluereefaquarium. 

co.uk 

Exbury gardens, Exbury , Southampton, 

02380 891203, www.exbury.co.uk 

Lighthouse Centre for the arts, 

Poole, 08444 068666, www.lighthousepoole.co.uk 

manydown maze, Scapps Hill Farm, 

Basingstoke, 01256 220398, www. 

manydownmaze.co.uk 

Southampton Boatshow, Mayflower 

Park, Southampton, 08712 307140, 

www.southamptonboatshow.com 

Nuffield Theatre, University Rd, 

Southampton, 023 8067 1771, www. 

nuffieldtheatre.co.uk 

portswood recreation ground, 


nbspcg.org.uk 

royal armouries museum, Fort 

Nelson, Fareham, 01329 233734, www. 

royalarmouries.org 

great dorset Steam Fair, Tarrant 

Hinton, Dorset , 01258 860361, www. 

gdsf.co.uk 

Testwood Lakes Centre, Totton, 

02380 667929, www.hwt.org.uk 

New Theatre royal, Portsmouth, 

02392 649000, www.newtheatreroyal. 

com 

Theatre royal winchester, Jewry 

Street, Winchester, 01962 840440, www. 

theatre-royal-winchester.co.uk 

Thruxton motor Circuit, Andover, 

01264 882222, www.monarchevents. 

co.uk 

Don’t 

Miss 

Bournemouth, Poole, Worth Matravers, 

Dorchester (all events free except The 

Rock Charmer) 

Inside Out returns this September 

with ten days of extraordinary events, 

which will transform some of Dorset’s 

most iconic urban, rural and coastal 

locations. The festival starts with 

the world premiere of Congregation 

(Bournemouth, 10-19 September, 7.30- 

11pm) a video installation that turns 

pedestrians into performers as they 

interact with projected images, colours 

and shapes illuminating Bournemouth 

Square. Familiar Bournemouth 

town centre locations will also be 

transformed by thrilling outdoor dance 

over the weekend (11-12 September, 

various times). Another highlight 

Family Listings 

GOT FAMILY 

LISTINGS? 

Email them to: ruthawalkwer@hotmail. 

co.uk and add them free online at: 

www.listedmagazine.com 

Inside Out festival 

Extraordinary events in extraordinary 

places! 

will be The Rock Charmer (Winspit, 

Worth Matravers, 16-17 September, 

7pm – tickets £10/£8), an atmospheric 

evening experience featuring music 

and animations in one of the Jurassic 

Coast’s most remarkable locations. 

Plus Reve D’Herbert a beautiful 

processional spectacle on Poole Quay 

(Poole, 18 September, 8pm) and the 

fantastic Parklife from NoFit State 

Circus featuring the public themselves 

(Maumbury Rings, Dorchester, 19 

September, 7.30pm). All events are 

free except The Rock Charmer. 

For full listings and more details, visit 

www.insideoutdorset.co.uk 

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Wedding Planner 

Thinking of tying the knot? Listed’s Chantelle mcinnes explores some of the spectacular wedding 

venues on offer in hampshire and dorset, from historic castles to country manor houses 

CASTLES, STATELY HOMES 

AND GROUNDS 

For a venue with a sense of historic 

intrigue, look no further than King 

John’s House and Garden in Romsey. 

The House once belonged to Romsey’s 

Benedictine Monastery, and the same 

sense of tranquillity can be felt today. 

Weddings are set against the backdrop of 

a Victorian terrace and garden filled with 

pre 18th century plants. 

Self-confessed foodies will be pleased 

to know that Winchester Guildhall’s 

reputation for high-quality cuisine at 

weddings is pretty much unbeatable. They 

also boast an outstanding selection of 

rooms, set in an atmospheric, Victorian 

building in the heart of the city, catering 

for up to 150 people. 

Chilworth Manor is also a smart 

choice of venue, with cutting edge, 

contemporary design. A rhododendron 

and tree-lined drive lead up to the 

entrance, and a deer circle and small 

lake can be found on the South side of 

the Manor. Noteworthy features of the 

interior include a gorgeous, galleried 

lounge with panelled walls and an open 

fireplace. They are happy to cater to all 

types of individual requirements, making 

the big day a memorable occasion for all. 

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Settings don’t come more unique 

than the fairytale grounds of a castle. 

Highcliffe Castle in Christchurch 

holds the wedding ceremony in their 

beautiful winter garden, with inclusive 

use of the drawing room for up to 

one and a half hours. Flowers are also 

provided, and guests can use the castle 

piano if they so wish. 

Another castle to consider is Lulworth 

Castle in Dorset, where there is an 

option to select a medieval themed 

banquet for the wedding reception. The 

unique location and layout of the castle 

adds a deep sense of authenticity to the 

proceedings. 

HOTELS 

For a wedding with a sense of grandeur, 

Botleigh Grange Hotel offers over 50 

years of their experience and expertise 

to assist with both the preparations 

and main event. Their rosette awardwinning 

dining room offers fine dining 

and impeccable service. The picturesque 

gardens provide a perfect backdrop for 

photographs with two shimmering lakes. 

The Thistle hotel overlooking Poole 

Harbour offers wedding packages at an 

affordable price, without compromising 

on comfort and class. Further information 

can be found at their Wedding Fayre 

on Saturday 02 October, where event 

coordinators are on hand to help with 

enquiries and questions. 

For another affordable option at a great 

location, check out The Village Hotel’s 

special offer for 2010 (see right). 

The Cumberland Hotel takes the 

potential sting out of organising the 

wedding, with their event organisers on 

hand to offer assistance throughout the 

whole process, from planning details to 

holding the reception. 

A special day can also be had at 

Bournemouth’s Highcliff Marriott 

Hotel, where up to 500 guests can 

enjoy stunning sea views of the Dorset 

coastline from the Dorchester Suite. A 

gorgeous gazebo is the central attraction 

of the grounds, creating an idyllic focal 

point for photos. 

CONTACTS: 

Bournemouth highcliff marriott 

hotel, www.marriott.co.uk 

Botleigh grange hotel, 

www.legacy-hotels.co.uk 

Chilworth manor, 

www.chilworthmanor.co.uk 

Cumberland hotel, 

www.cumberlandbournemouth.co.uk 

highcliffe Castle, 

www.highcliffecastle.co.uk 

king John’s house and garden, 

www.kingjohnshouse.org.uk 

Lulworth Castle, www.lulworth.com 

Thistle hotel, The Quay, Poole, 0871 

376 9032, www.thistle.com 

winchester guildhall, High Street, 

Winchester, 01962 840820 www.winchester.gov.uk/winchesterguildhall 

hartley weddings, 

www.hartleyweddings.com 

The Village 

www.village-hotels.co.uk 024 76719000 

Highcliff Marriott 

pic by Hartley Weddings 

www.hartleyweddings.com

Listed’s Autumn 

Wedding Planner 

Say “I Do” At The 

BIC Pavilion 

Wedding Fayre 

You’ll Say ‘I Do’ at the Pavilion’s Autumn 

Wedding Fayre because it is packed to the 

roof with stunning wedding services. Open 

from 10-5 on Saturday 18th and 10-4 on 

Sunday 19th September in the Pavilion’s 

Ballroom and Lucullus Room. 

Whether you are newly engaged or are 

already knee-deep in flower arrangements 

or cake options, the Pavilion’s Wedding 

Fayre has lots to offer so come and let 

your imagination run free! 

There will be over 90 wedding 

specialists, daily fashion shows, hair & 

beauty demonstrations, competitions and 

areas where visitors can de-stress. 

For more information call 01202 

456501 or 456509 or visit www. 

bournemouthpavilion.co.uk 

Wedding & Hen party 

at the Village 

Thinking of tying the knot 

this year? You can get married 

in 2010 for just £2010 at the 

Village hotel in Bournemouth! 

The package includes everything you could possibly want 

on the big day, including: 

• 2-course wedding breakfast for 50 guests 

• 5-item evening finger buffet for 100 guests 

• Red carpet on arrival 

• Hotel’s Master of Ceremonies 

• Hire of cake stand & knife 

• Free evening room hire 

• Complementary bedroom for bride & groom 

• Complementary use of hotel leisure facilities 

daTES STILL aVaILaBLE IN 2010: 

Saturday 02 October, Sunday 03 October, Sunday 10 October, Sunday 31 October 

(why not make it a spooky Halloween-themed wedding?), Sunday 07 November, 

Saturday 13 November…and you can even get married on Friday 24 December – 

Christmas Eve! 

Not only that, but how about a free hen party, too? Book your wedding reception 

at the Village and you get a hen night for 10 worth £350 at one of their fantastic 

tribute nights! 

To book call 01202 416116. 

Only 

£2010 

Wedding Parties 

& Civil Ceremonies 

at the 

VILLAGE Hotel Bournemouth 

Wedding Parties 

& Civil Ceremonies 

at the 

VILLAGE Hotel Bournemouth 

Sneaked off but want 

to Party? 

Sneaked off but want 

to Party? 

Do you, 

VILLAGE hotels, 

VILLAGE offer more hotels, 

for my wedding offer celebration? more 

More fun for everyone. 

More fun for everyone. 

We do. 

Have you been put off tying the knot in fear of spiralling 

Have you been put off tying the knot in fear of spiralling 

costs? Or have you already sneaked off to exotic places 

costs? Or have you already sneaked off to exotic places 

and now wish to celebrate with friends and family? 

and now wish to celebrate with friends and family? 

Village Bournemouth has put together some fantastic 

packages and is the ideal venue to take the stress out 

of of arranging arranging your your celebrations! 

celebrations! 

To book your celebrations please call 

To book your celebrations please call 

01202 416116 or email 

01202 bournemouthhub@village-hotels.com 

416116 or email 

bournemouthhub@village-hotels.com 

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for my wedding celebration? 

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Interview 

Oliver Boot 

Tell me about Bedroom Farce? 

It’s a play about four couples in different 

bedrooms, and explores different 

relationships and models that you can 

have. There’s the mum and dad, Kate 

and Malcolm – who are newly weds, 

Jan and Nick, who are upwardly mobile, 

and then there’s myself - Trevor - and my 

wife. We’re in the middle of some huge, 

neurotic break-down, and live between 

bedrooms causing chaos! 

How did you draw the emotion to 

play Trevor? 

With any part you play you have to draw 

from your own experiences and convince 

the audience to suspend belief. Truth is 

tantamount to everything you do, so you 

have to draw from and recognise the 

feelings you have. It’s funny – it’s the first 

character I’ve played who’s so neurotic. 

In real life I’m really chilled out! 

You’ve played TV roles, too, on 

programmes such as Two Pints 

of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, 

Hotel Babylon, Distant Shores and 

Holby City. How does this differ to 

theatre? 

I’m a huge fan of film and television. I’m 

a massive movie geek, and my walls at 

home are filled with DVDs, much to the 

despair of my fiancé! 

TV is a much more intimate medium 

and allows you to be that much more 

complex and subtle. However, theatre 

is lovely because it’s such a collective 

experience and good for the soul. They’re 

different and yet I’m not sure which one 

I’d prefer one over the other. 

What’s your favourite film? 

On the Waterfront with Marlon Brando 

– I’m huge Brando fan. He’s inspiring 

to watch – especially in A Streetcar 

Named Desire. A friend of mine had an 

audition for Streetcar and I was spitting 

fire as I was so desperate to play the 

part! We had a few drinks and went 

back to his flat to watch the film. Before 

he turned it on, he said “You will feel 

hugely inadequate when you watch this,” 

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TV, film and stage actor oliver Boot will be appearing at the Lighthouse in Bedroom Farce. Listed’s ali wood 

chats to oliver about Shakespeare, marlon Brando, and the day he performed for the queen 

I had a glass of champagne with the Queen 

afterwards... She was a great conversationalist – 

incredibly eloquent and well-read. It was a real 

privilege. 

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and I did! Brando’s truth, brilliance and 

ownership of the role is just incredible. 

Who else inspires you? 

I recently played a part alongside Mark 

Strong in a Pixar Film ‘John Carter of 

Mars’ [to be released 2012]. We were 

playing the same role – he morphs into 

me – and my brief was to study Mark 

Strong for two months. I think he’s an 

incredible actor – I’ve always admired 

him. It’s one of those moments when 

you finally meet your hero and he’s 

everything you expect him to be and 

more! 

Have you always wanted to be an 

actor? 

Yeah – much to my parents’ despair; 

since the age of about four, and I’ve 

never stopped. My mum was a ballet 

dancer and my dad a sculptor so they 

probably saw it coming! 

What’s been your favourite theatre 

production and why? 

A play by Howard Brenton called In 

Extremis, which was at the Globe in 

London. It’s one of the greatest love 

stories, and is beautifully written. It’s 

about Abelard, a philosopher and 

superstar of the church, who falls in love 

with Heloise, a girl who’s too young, and 

who he has a baby with. He ends up 

getting caught and castrated! 

In 2006 you were asked to perform 

Henry V for Her Majesty the Queen 

and Prince Philip at a private dinner 

party? How was that? 

That was amazing. Actually, it happened 

the same year I was at the Globe playing 

Abelard. The American ambassador had 

seen me play and asked me to perform 

Henry V at a dinner party. One of the 

party guests was on the board of the 

Royal Shakespeare Company, and he 

later called me and invited me to do the 

same for the Queen and Prince Philip 

at a private function at the American 

Embassy. I was hugely nervous – it was 

like back in the day of the 17th and 18th 

Century when actors would be requested 

to play at the palace! I had a glass of 

champagne with the Queen afterwards. 

She was a great conversationalist – 

incredibly eloquent and well-read. It was 

a real privilege. 

CoNTaCT 

Olvier Boot plays Trevor in Bedroom 

Farce at the Lighthouse, 21 Kingland Rd, 

Poole, from 20 to 25 September. Tickets: 

£17.50 Mon eve, Tues - Sat eves £19.50, 

Mats £16.50, tel: 0844 406 8666, www. 

lighthousepoole.co.uk

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A Weekend 

in Heaven 

“The Revival is theatre,” says Lord March. “The circuit is literally dressed up like a huge 

film set, and that includes the competitors and spectators. Almost everyone is dressed 

to the nines in fantastic 1950s creations, and the efforts people go to are amazing. But 

equally, it’s quite easy to look the part in just smart classical clothing – it depends how 

far you want to go.” 

The Goodwood Revival is the only event that places motor racing into a carefully 

choreographed historical backdrop. The result is a truly unforgettable experience. The 

atmosphere, which is unlike any other sporting event, has been described by the Daily 

Telegraph as ‘a weekend in Heaven’. 

To order advance tickets for 2010, please call 01243 755055, or email ticket.office@ 

goodwood.com, website: www.goodwood.com 

ChELSEa auTo LEgENdS 

Join local drivers from the Helluvit club 

as they head to London on 04 to 05 

September to view dozens of road and 

race supercars at the Royal Hospital 

Chelsea. This event is designed to mark 

two Le Mans 40th anniversaries – that of 

the first win in the famous 24-hour race 

by legendary sports car manufacturer 

Porsche and that of the feature film “Le 

Mans” starring petrolhead movie hero 

Steve McQueen that showcased the 

glamorous endurance race. Tickets are 

priced at £12 if bought in advance but 

children under 15 can enter free (perhaps 

Motoring 

PR and marketing specialist David Jones’s love for language is equalled only by his love for 

wheels. Catch him at car and bike rallies, owners’ events and sports car shows, and log on to his 

website: www.helluvit.co.uk Send your motoring listings to davidjones@etc-inter.net BY daVId JoNES 

17-19 

sePt 

The 2010 goodwood revival will take place over the long weekend of 17 -19 

September. Every year, car enthusiasts roll up at the goodwood circuit near Chichester 

for three days of exceptional fun, all uniquely staged in an authentic period setting. 

to encourage budding petrolheads 

everywhere?!). Part of the proceeds will 

be donated to the Chelsea Pensioners, 

who famously live in the hospital. 

www.chelseaautolegends.com 

wESSEx CLaSSIC Car 

Show 2010 rETurNS To 

BoVINgToN 

The date has been set: Sunday 05 

September 2010. The Wessex Classic Car 

Show has been run continuously by the 

Dorset Region of the Jaguar Enthusiasts’ 

Club since 1989. However in 2007/8 

they were forced to find an alternative 

venue whilst the building work was 

being carried out on the new Tank 

Museum. The organisers took a break in 

2009 to rethink the future of the show 

but now with excellent co-operation 

from the Tank Museum they are able 

to re-launch this year’s show - back at 

Bovington. There are many prizes to be 

awarded for the best cars in all classes. 

For more details and an entry form, 

please visit the Jaguar Enthusiasts’ Club 

website: www.dorset-jec.org/wccs.htm 

SuNdaYS 

Classic Cars on the prom, Display 

of local classic cars until 12 September, 

Free, 4pm - 6.30pm, Pier Approach, 

Bournemouth, 01202 518645, www. 

ccotp.co.uk 

SuNdaYS aNd moNdaYS 

Bournemouth mini Club meetings, 

Social meetings for classic mini 

owners, 2nd Sunday and last Monday 

of each month, 07980 063853, 

www.bournemouthminiclub.co.uk 

TuESdaYS 

Coles miller dream machines, 

Display of motorcycles, £1 per night; 

£6 for a season armband, 6pm, Poole 

Quay, Poole, www.pooletourism.com 

wEdNESdaYS 

Christchurch Cruiser Club 

meeting, motorbike club for owners 

of classic, cruiser and custom bikes, 

The Albion pub, Ringwood Road, New 

Town, Parkstone, Every 1st and 3rd 

Wednesday of every month, 

www.christchurchcruiserclub.co.uk 

Southampton motorcycle action 

group , Regular bikers’ club 

meetings, 7pm, The Cricketers Pub, 

Eastleigh, www.miesta.demon.co.uk/ 

sotmag.html 

FrIdaYS 

rockley park quay for my Car, 

Themed display of cars, Free, 6pm, 

Poole Quay, Poole, 01202 253253, 

www.pooletourism.com 

SpECIaL EVENTS 

poole Speedway fixtures, Speedway 

race meetings, £15 adults, £12 

concessions, £4 under 16s, 

www.poolespeedway.net/ 

moNdaY 06 SEpTEmBEr, 

1020 MG Owners’ Club meetings, 

Bournemouth-based MG owners’ 

club meeting. Free, 8pm, Hamworthy 

Sports Club, Magna Road, Canford 

Magna, Wimborne, 01202 555922, 

www.1020mg.org.uk 

SuNdaY 26 SEpTEmBEr, Helluvit 

sports car club road run, Monthly 

sports car events - check website for 

details. Free, 10am, Wessex Hotel, 

West Cliff Road, Bournemouth, 07966 

578999, www.helluvit.co.uk 

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Summer 

2011 

on sale now 

New for Summer 2011 

Fly direct from Bournemouth Airport to: 

Antalya 

Dalaman 

Corfu 

For more information or to book, 

pop into your local Thomas Cook or Going Places store, 

call 0844 412 5959 or visit www.thomascook.com 

bournemouthairport.com

Jet off to Tenerife or Tunisia! 

Finding the ideal winter sun destination has just got easier – 

thanks to Thomas Cook. during November they will be offering 

weekly flights from Bournemouth airport to two of our most 

popular winter sun destinations – Tenerife and Tunisia. 

TENErIFE 

Tenerife is the largest of the Canary Islands, and 

has two very distinct characters. Go south for 

sunshine and lively night-spots such as Playa 

de las Americas, go north for dramatic scenery 

and sophisticated resorts such as Puerto de la 

Cruz. But wherever you stay, you must visit the 

dormant volcano, Mount Teide in Las Canadas 

National Park. Scenes from the film Planet of 

the Apes were filmed on its slopes in the ashen 

landscape of barren lava. At 12,000 ft it’s Spain’s 

largest mountain and you can take a cable car 

right to the top. 

TuNISIa 

With its beautiful sandy beaches, fantastic year 

round sunshine and an intriguing mix of 

Arabic and French influences, there is so 

much that is unique to Tunisia. And there’s a 

wide range of resorts on offer. Skanes offers 

a selection of good quality hotels situated on 

a long, sandy beach; the country’s biggest 

holiday resort Hammamet provides plenty of 

shopping complexes, golden beaches and a host 

of sporting activities; Port el Kantaoui boasts 

dazzling white architecture set around a smart 

marina; whilst Sousse is a good choice for getting 

a real feel for the country with its ancient walled 

town, vibrant Sunday market and easy access to 

the desert. 

For more information visit your local Thomas Cook travel agency or visit www.thomascook.com 

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Hair, Health & Beauty 

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Beautiful Brows 

- How to 

Two things often upset me... seeing feet in beautiful 

open toed shoes with unpainted toe nails, and unkempt 

eyebrows! Sorry girls - I just see these as a basic beauty 

sin! 

As toenails can just be painted (or put away!) I thought I’d share a few top tips to 

the DIY eyebrow shape. Groomed brows can shape your face, make your eyes appear 

bigger and even knock a few years off... 

1. To pLuCk or NoT To pLuCk?! If you have no time to get to a salon 

for a brow wax or thread just stick to tweezers at home. Warm wax in your 

microwave can be tricky to get to the right temperature and to get on where you 

want it without your lashes getting in the way! If you have never invested in a 

good pair of tweezers try any from the Tweezerman range (Boots or Superdrug.) 

With slanted ones as opposed to pointy so you can get the strays lying flat to the 

skin. 

2. TwEEzE when you have just got out the shower or the bath, when your skin is 

squeaky clean and the hairs will pop out more easily. 

3. NEVEr ruSh - and work with the natural shape by aiming for the strays 

underneath the bulk of the shape only. 

4. uSE Your mIddLE aNd INdEx FINgEr of the other hand to hold 

and gently stretch the skin as you gently pluck. Go from one side to the other, 

taking a hair at a time. 

5. doN’T TouCh Once you have the shape you want keep this free from 

makeup, sun cream and heavy moisturisers and avoid touching for 48 hours so 

the hair follicles don’t get clogged and any redness will minimise quicker. 

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CoNTourIouSLY good 

You sweated it out in the gym weeks 

beforehand to look good on the beach, 

but your indulgent summer holiday 

undid all your hard work and now 

you need something to help you back 

on track? Universal Body Contour 

Wrap is a salon treatment that can 

help tone and shape, and experienced 

therapist Kerrie Eves just added to her 

treatment menu at Bay Tree Beauty 

Salon in Wickham. The Classic Universal 

Contour treatment involves special 

wrapping techniques and a unique clay 

formula within the wrap that tightens 

and tones as well as exfoliating and 

conditioning the skin with inch loss 

being scientifically proven! Check it out 

on your next visit. 

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Loves 

Top produCT 

Yawn! Taking off old nail polish is 

a chore and lots of removers can 

dehydrate your natural nails. Allure 

Magazine’s Best Polish Remover Award 

recently went to Deborah Lippman’s 

comically titled ‘the Stripper’ remover. 

Infused with lavender and aloe it 

conditions the nail as it does the job! 

Her sparkly polishes are also to die for. 

Buy online at 

www.thelippmancollection.com 

Website 

Of The Month 

www.SECrETSaLES.Com 

I was introduced to this site by the 

beauty buyer down from London. Looks 

very ‘fashion’ from the homepage 

but sign up for membership and get 

shopping!

Advertising Feature 

Trendsetters 

Tips 

Trendsetters salon in Southampton stocks a huge range of wigs, hairpieces, 

hair accessories, lustres, GHD products and much more for men, women 

and children. They do human hair extensions, too, as well as styling and 

gorgeous hair cuts for Afro-Carribean, Asian and European Hair. In the first 

of a new series in Listed, Trendsetters recommend this summer’s must-buy 

products… 

SCarEd?…wE’rE 

pETrIFEYEd! 

Bored of your eye-colour? Why not go 

for something crazy? Petrifeye nonprescription 

coloured contact lenses are a 

great way to funk up a night out or fancy 

dress party. These fun eye accessories 

will last up to 90 days and you’ll find 

vampire eyes, wolf eyes, cat eyes, plus 

white, black, blue and yellow. How about 

Twilight-esque blood red, funky acid 

face, the Union Jack or Marilyn Manson? 

Freaky, eh? 

LIkE IT hoT? 

Hair feeling a little lack-lustre in this 

heat-wave? Now, don’t get me wrong, 

we LOVE the sun, but your locks don’t, 

so you need to invest in Some Like it Hot 

Heat & Humidity Resistant Conditioner. 

This will smooth and sooth heatdamaged 

hair and the refreshing blend 

of avocado, grape, aloe and cucumber 

forms a barrier to guard against humidity, 

UV rays and thermal damage. Don’t be 

afraid to turn up the heat! Tigi is the 

hairdressers favourite, and Trendsetters 

stock the full Tigi range including the Bed 

Head Tweens. 

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All products available from Trendsetters, 87 Abovebar, Southampton, 

info@trendsettersuk.com, 023 8033 8976, www.trendsettersuk.com 

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BIC Ad

Reef’s Jack Bessant 

after a break away from the limelight, reef are back with their new tour, taking in 

several South Coast hotspots including The Joiners in Southampton and The winchester in 

Bournemouth. Bassist Jack Bessant chats to Listed’s Chantelle mcInnes about music, mellow 

vibes and making waves in Boscombe. 

In today’s era of manufactured bands 

from talent shows, it’s refreshing to find 

a group that worked their way up to the 

top from scratch. Reef are most famously 

known for their catchy single, “Place Your 

Hands,” which reached the impressive 

position of number 6 in the UK charts. 

Their second album, Glow, ranked at 

number 26 in Kerrang’s 100 Albums You 

Must Hear Before You Die list. So what 

seems to be the secret to their longevity? 

“Just keep on going, really. Touring’s 

what it’s all about,” says bassist Jack 

Bessant. His enthusiasm for performing 

is clearly evident; alongside regrouping 

with Reef, he has also found the 

time to form “Stringer Bessant,” an 

acoustic double-act featuring himself 

and lead singer of Reef, Gary Stringer. 

When questioned on the issue of 

musical progression, Bessant feels that 

development is a positive thing: “Music’s 

always evolving. You change and it 

changes with you. Sound, lyrics, all of it.” 

It is this adaptability which ensured 

Reef’s return to the festival circuit this 

year, rocking up at The Isle Of Wight 

Festival and Glastonbury respectively. 

Festivals are well-known for being a 

wellied step into the realms of hedonism, 

so was there a noticeable difference 

in the vibe of the crowd? “Not really. 

Everyone’s just there to have a good 

time and enjoy themselves, regardless of 

whether you’re performing at a club or 

festival. The crowd become one.” 

I love to support the smaller places, the 

whole atmosphere and vibe is really welcoming. You 

come back to places where you started off at and 

there’s a real sense of belonging. Yeah, I’m up for it. 

Bring it on! 

This sense of community cohesion runs 

deep, with Reef playing at the “Surfers 

Against Sewage” Christmas Ball in 2001, 

an event founded to raise awareness of 

the necessity of coastal environmental 

protection, whilst promoting surfing in 

Dorset. Bessant can’t praise the initiative 

highly enough: “It’s a really good cause. 

I feel proud to have been part of it, 

definitely.” But will he be trying out the 

new artificial Surf Reef when he returns 

to the West Country to perform this year? 

“Yeah. I’d probably give it a go. Who 

Knows?” 

Reef won the critics’ appraisal with 

their third album, “Rides,” and continued 

to achieve considerable acclaim for their 

single, “Superhero.” This single features 

a video of an impromptu gig held at 

Bessant’s Hoxton Square flat in London 

one summertime. He was vacating the 

property, and used the opportunity to 

Interview 

hold a small gig with a select guest list, 

including Kerrang and NME magazines in 

attendance. 

Is there a reason behind the overall 

propensity towards performing at more 

intimate venues this year? 

“I love to support the smaller places, 

the whole atmosphere and vibe is really 

welcoming. You come back to places 

where you started off at and there’s a 

real sense of belonging. Yeah, I’m up for 

it. Bring it on!” 

Reef will be performing at the Pyramids 

in Portsmouth on Saturday 27 November. 

For tickets, and further information, visit 

www.pyramids.co.uk 

Catch Stringer Bessant perform live at 

the Joiners in Southampton on 02 Oct. 

Tickets are available at www.joinerslive. 

co.uk. They will also be performing at The 

Winchester in Bournemouth on Saturday, 

16 Oct. www.thewinchesterpub.co.uk 

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Tickets to see 

Pendulum 

The Immersion tour is Pendulum’s second 

live experience, following on from the 

sell-out success of their earlier tour in 

May. They are most famously known for 

their energetic live shows and advanced 

visual background displays. The tour 

sees Pendulum playing their biggest tour 

to date, with special guests, Hadouken 

joining them as a support act. 

Their album, of the same name, 

Immersion, heralds a slight musical 

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revolution of their traditional style, with 

a greater sense of eclecticism tucked into 

their medley of tunes. This is the result of 

joining forces with Swedish metal kings 

In Flames, producing a fantastic fusion 

of drum ‘n’ bass with metal in a heady 

amalgamation of sound. The group have 

also produced various remixes of other 

artists, including a well-known remix of 

the song, “Voodoo People.” 

Listed has a pair of tickets up for grabs 

to see Pendulum perform live at the BIC. 

To be in with a chance of winning, 

just visit www.listedmagazine.com, and 

answer the following question: 

who arE ThE SpECIaL 

guESTS pLaYINg aLoNgSIdE 

pENduLum oN ThEIr 

“ImmErSIoN” Tour? 

Deadline 30 September 

By Chantelle McInnes

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Loves 

The Saturdays 

pop-beauties the Saturdays have just released their new album headlines. Listed’s ruth walker 

talks to singer mollie king (far right) about fame, handling the press, and new collaborations 

How would you describe your new 

single Missing You? 

Missing You is a power ballad with 

strong lyrics and a great dance beat 

behind it. But the song still maintains The 

Saturdays style. 

The Saturdays are nearing the top 

chart position with the new single 

Missing You, do you think you’ll 

do the same with the new album 

Headlines? 

I would hope so, it would be a dream 

come true. I know we’re doing really 

well at the moment; we have a lot of 

pre-orders for Headlines. It would be 

incredible. We’ve got a really good fan 

base, so I hope they all go out and buy it. 

You seem to be on the go all the 

time with performances and public 

appearances. How do you unwind 

after all that? 

I just like to do normal things. I love 

going out for breakfast, spending time at 

home and seeing my friends and family. I 

also love taking part in sport so I always 

make time for it if I can. 

After three years together do you 

all still get along in the band? 

Definitely, we know each other so well 

now. I think that the girls know me 

better than anyone else on the planet. 

We didn’t know each other before The 

Saturdays so we’ve become friends 

through the band; we’ve just got closer 

and closer. 

What couldn’t you live without on 

tour? 

The one thing that I couldn’t cope 

without on tour would be my mobile. I 

get really homesick, so I like to be able 

We’re really lucky; we’ve got a great fan base 

who are really loyal. We’re not trying to be anything 

other than what we are. We’re not trying to be too 

cool, just sticking at what we’re good at, and that’s 

making good pop songs. 

to call up my mum and my boyfriend 

whenever I can. 

If you could collaborate with 

anyone who would it be? 

At the moment I think it would be Jason 

Derülo. I really love him. 

The Saturdays undeniably have 

talent but what would you say is 

the secret of your success? 

We’re really lucky; we’ve got a great 

fan base who are really loyal. We’re not 

trying to be anything other than what 

we are. We’re not trying to be too cool, 

just sticking at what we’re good at, and 

that’s making good pop songs. 

How do you deal with any negative 

press that you receive? 

We get it every now and then. There’s 

always some negative comment on 

YouTube and in the papers, but you just 

have to learn to cope with it. It does 

kind of knock your confidence and as 

much as you try to ignore it, you can’t 

help it. You just have to try and forget 

about it. 

Is there anything new that The 

Saturdays are working on that will 

get their fans excited? 

We’ve recently been writing with Taio 

Interview 

Cruz and Alphabeat which was really 

cool. That won’t be on the new album 

but it’s due for release in the near future. 

It’s definitely something for our fans to 

look forward to. 

How are you finding being filmed 

for the band’s fly on the wall 

documentary ‘The Saturdays: 24/7’ 

for ITV2? 

It’s quite surreal, at first it was a bit 

overwhelming but now I’ve just got used 

to it. It doesn’t even feel like they’re 

there anymore. But I think that’s the best 

way to do it because that way you get to 

see the real us and not an act. 

Missing You and The Saturdays’ new 

album Headlines is now out. The 

Saturdays: 24/7 is showing on ITV2 and 

is set to air in September. 

Visit www.thesaturdays.co.uk 

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Interview 

Listed 

Loves 

Stieg Larsson 

The Girl Who Played With Fire 

his ‘millennium’ book series has made him the second best-selling author worldwide in recent years behind 

only J.k. rowling - but Swedish writer Stieg Larsson did not live to see his stories become a success. Listed 

looks at the fascinating story behind the man who created ‘The girl who played with Fire’. 

Stieg Larsson was the second best-selling 

author worldwide in 2008 and is the 

biggest selling author in Europe this year 

- not bad for someone who sadly died of 

a heart attack in November 2004. 

The cruel twist of fate that took 

Larsson at the age of 50 has seen him 

miss out on his fortune and thrust him 

further into worldwide public interest. 

His three books from the ‘Millennium’ 

series, ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’, 

‘The Girl Who Played With Fire’ and ’The 

Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest’, have 

been adapted into films and released 

worldwide to huge box office and DVD 

sales. 

And now his relatives are embroiled in 

an emotional controversy over his estate, 

battling for rights with his long-term 

partner Eva Gabrielsson. 

As a young man Larsson made a will 

that was declared invalid and therefore 

destroyed any legal guidelines as to how 

the fortune, estimated at £20 million, 

should be distributed. 

Swedish law dictates that the brother 

and father of Larsson should be left the 

proceeds, despite him having been with 

partner Eva for 30 years. 

Recently Gabrielsson was offered two 

million euros to settle on the rights to 

an incomplete fourth story in the series 

she still retains on her deceased partner’s 

laptop. 

She refused this offer from the 

Larssons, though, stating that she 

wanted to manage the rights of the 

series and wasn’t just interested in 

money. So the parties are locked in 

a stalemate that fans fear will mean 

the fourth book in the ‘Millennium’ 

series, with ten rumoured to have been 

planned, will never reach fruition. 

It is just one element of a fascinating 

life now being exposed as more and 

more people read his books and want to 

Some proclaim a man with no previous success 

in fiction could never have written a trilogy that has 

sold 25 million copies and grossed $100 million at box 

offices worldwide. 

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know the man behind the success. 

Larsson was politically active, and was 

said to be a target of many right-wing 

activists, having to live his later life 

almost in secret, in a house with blinds 

that never opened. 

The series that brought him 

posthumous success in itself is a 

hotly contested subject - with some 

proclaiming a man with no previous 

success in fiction could never have 

written a trilogy that has sold 25 million 

copies and grossed $100 million at box 

offices worldwide. 

Those close to him say he wrote at 

night when he couldn’t sleep, and his 

family tells of how they were kept awake 

by the sound of Larsson on his first 

typewriter at the age of 12. 

In his early career Larsson has 

expressed an interest in becoming a 

journalist, which explains the undertones 

of scandal and corruption in his 

bestsellers; books that have made him 

famous long after his life ended, adding 

a unique angle to this shy author’s 

stardom. 

All these facets of his life go to making 

Larsson a remarkable character - just 

as enthralling as those he created in his 

stories.

Noomi Rapace 

many actresses would have shied away from the controversial role of Lisbeth 

Salander in ‘The girl who played with Fire’, but not 31-year-old Noomi rapace. 

already a fan of Stieg Larsson’s ‘millennium’ series, she explains the extraordinary 

lengths she went to to land the Swedish oscar-winning role. 

In the film you play suspected 

murderer Lisbeth. Tell us about her 

character 

She’s very strong, but not in every way. 

She can survive almost anything but 

when it comes to love, she doesn’t 

know how to protect herself. She’s been 

so lonely for such a long time that she 

doesn’t have any experience of love, and 

so it becomes the most dangerous thing 

in the world for her. 

What was it about the script that 

made you want to do ‘The Girl Who 

Played With Fire’? 

Actually, I said yes before there was any 

script - I read the books a couple of years 

before they even decided to do a film 

of it so when they asked me I said yes 

right away. 

When you read the books, did you 

ever imagine that you would be 

playing Lisbeth? 

Never, it was totally the opposite. I read 

in the paper that they were going to do a 

film of the first book and I was so upset 

because I was sure that they wouldn’t 

even think of me. I was convinced they 

would consider me too girly or too cute 

and I was almost right because the 

director, Niels Arden Oplev, now admits 

that had he seen some pictures of me 

before we met, he would have said no. 

But when we did meet I said: ‘Believe 

me, I will become Lisbeth. I will transform 

myself into her.’ 

What about your appearance did 

you change for the audition? 

I borrowed some of my husband’s 

clothes, but that was it, I had to work 

hard to convince him I could change. I 

told him: ‘I don’t want anyone else to 

come and drive a motorcycle instead of 

me, and I didn’t want a stuntwoman to 

do the fighting scenes instead of me’. I 

exercised a lot, mostly Thai boxing and 

kickboxing. The director could see that I 

was serious and he believed I could find 

Lisbeth inside me. 

Lisbeth has a very distinctive look 

with tattoos and piercings - were 

those real? 

The piercings were, but not the tattoos 

luckily! They were transfers that you 

put on with water like the ones you get 

when you’re a child - although much 

more expensive! They were around 

2000-3000 Swedish crowns (£170- 

£260) for each tattoo and we had to put 

them on every day. 

People think of Sweden as being 

very tolerant and laidback, which 

adds to this film’s shock factor 

doesn’t it? 

Everybody says that - this picture of 

Sweden surprises them. Sweden is a fair 

country in many ways but it’s often just 

on the surface. People are determined to 

keep up this nice attitude, even though 

everything might be chaotic at home 

or you might have had a big argument 

with your boyfriend. Everybody stays in 

line but, eventually, someone will always 

burst out. 

Would you reprise the role of 

Lisbeth in the Hollywood remake? 

No, it wouldn’t be right for me to play 

her again. I’ve done my Lisbeth, so it’s 

up to somebody else to try now. Having 

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knows? 

What’s next for you? 

I’m doing a film in Norway with a 

director called Pål Sletaune. The film’s 

called Babycall, and it’s a psychological 

thriller where I play a mother who’s on 

the run from her ex-husband and she’s 

trying to start a new life. The script 

messes with reality because, after a 

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luckily! They were transfers that you put on with 

water every day, and were around 2000-3000 Swedish 

crowns (£170-£260) each! 

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Mark Allaway is a student journalist at Bournemouth University, 

and enjoys writing about sports and entertainment. 

Bedroom Farce 

at The Lighthouse, Poole 

A host of familiar TV faces join an 

award-winning cast in Bedroom 

Farce, a Peter Hall production, 

at the Lighthouse Centre from 

September 20 for a five-night run. 

Bedroom Farce tells the story of 

four dysfunctional couples and 

how their lives are affected by each 

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other in this critically acclaimed 

West End show. Emmy award 

winner Juliet Mills leads the cast. 

For tickets call the Lighthouse 

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ThE SouNd oF muSIC aT ThE BourNEmouTh paVILIoN 

The world’s best-loved musical, The Sound of Music, is coming to Bournemouth direct from the London Palladium. This lavish 

and critically acclaimed production tells the uplifting true story of the Von Trapp family’s flight across the mountains from the 

Nazis. Perfect for the whole family, the unforgettable score includes memorable songs such as My Favourite Things, Do-Re- 

Mi, Climb Ev’ry Mountain, and title song The Sound of Music. 

BoYCIE & marLENE aT ThE TIVoLI ThEaTrE, wImBorNE 

Only Fools & Horses favourites Boycie and Marlene, played by John Challis and Sue Holderness, star in this one-off evening 

with two of Britain’s best-loved sitcom characters. Whilst re-living some of the show’s best moments the pair, also from 

spin-off ‘The Green, Green Grass’, will be on hand at the Tivoli on 23 September to answer questions after performing 

some comedy routines. Tickets are priced at £18.50, and can be bought from the box office on 01202 885566. 

morECamBE 

The Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special in 1977 attracted some 28 million viewers. Since Eric Morecambe’s death 

in 1984, the comedy duo are as popular as ever, having been voted into the number two position in a 2006 poll of TV’s 

greatest stars. 

Written by Tim Whitnall, Morecambe is a deliriously funny memorial play that celebrates many highlights of the comic’s 

career, from Morecambe Pier to Glenda Jackson, with laughs to the very last breath. 

Catch Bob Golding as Eric Morecambe at the Theatre Royal Winchester from 21 to 25 September. 

Theatre Royal Winchester, Jewry Street, Winchester, www.theatre-royal-winchester.co.uk, 01962 840440 

IS ThaT a BoLT IN Your NECk? ThE NuFFIELd ThEaTrE, SouThampToN 

Horror fans are in for a treat at the Nuffield Theatre this month as comedy trio Gonzo Moose bring their spoof production 

to Southampton on 20 – 22 September. The show, nominated for a Total Theatre award, spoofs all elements of gothic 

horror, and has brought the group critical acclaim. The three actors portray twenty different characters between them in 

this fast-paced show, which still has tickets available. Call the box office on 023 8067 1771.


Les misérables, World’s longest 

running show, starring Gareth Gates, 

£25-£45, 7.30pm, The Mayflower, 

Southampton 

That’ll be the day 25th anniversary 

show, 25th birthday of the UK’s most 

successful rock ‘n’ roll tour, £19-£22.50, 

7.45pm, Pavilion Theatre, Bournemouth 

west side story, Starring RicNic 

Productions, Winchester’s award-winning 

youth theatre group, £12.50-£20, 

7.30pm, Theatre Royal, Winchester 


Les misérables, World’s longest running 

show, starring Gareth Gates, £25- 

£45, 2.00pm & 7.30pm, The Mayflower, 

Southampton 













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The heat is on, ultimate celebration of 

the greatest songs from the musicals and 

movies, £15, Pier Theatre, Bournemouth 





Southampton 





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The Bacchae, Hampshire youth theatre’s 

take on the Euripides’ play, £7-£10, 

7.30pm, Nuffield Theatre, Southampton 

The boy friend, Sandy Wilson’s musical 

comedy brought to life by Theatre 

2000, £10.50-£12.50, 7.30pm, The 

Regent Centre, Christchurch 





Southampton 








The boy friend, Sandy Wilson’s musical 


2000, £10.50-£12.50, 7.30pm, The 






Southampton 









The magic of motown, Hit tour 

straight from the US with 36 classic 

hits on stage, 7.30pm, The Mayflower, 

Southampton 






You must remember this? Nostalgic 

look at the hits of the 50s 

and 60s, £9-£11, 2.30pm & 7.30pm, 

Ferneham Hall, Fareham 

Black bread & Cucumber, Caroline 

Blakiston’s award-winning one woman 

show, £8-£10, 7.30pm, Nuffield Theatre, 

Southampton 







Discover Lighthouse 

Dancing Queen 

TUE 14 SEPT -SAT 18 SEPT 

All your favourite Abba hits in a 

glittering non-stop, fun-filled party 

guaranteed to get you dancing in 

the aisles! 

For the Record 

TUE 28 – THUR 30 SEPT 

Inspired by Desert Island Discs, 

this witty, tender play examines 

relationships defined by music... 

and what happens when the 

needle gets stuck in the groove! 

Jaleo Flamenco 

FRI 01 OCT 

A cocktail of explosive Andalusian 

footwork, haunting singing and 

virtuoso guitar fused with 

Spanish passion and emotion. 

Compelling, flamboyant and 

magical flamenco. 

The Rebel Cell 

WED 6 & THUR 7 OCT 

An award winning hip-hop rap 

drama, described as ‘8 Mile 

meets 1984’. An entertaining 

night out which will keep you 

thinking long after you leave. 

Dolce Via 

0844 406 8666 

WED 20 & THUR 21 OCT 

A story of love and loss set in 

the world of Music Hall and 

Variety. Two artists reunite 

one last time for a turbulent 

performance of magic, song, 

fire-eating, mind-reading and 

memory. 

lighthousepoole.co.uk 

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Southampton 


Busting out! australian comedy 

show, £15-£33.50, 7.30pm, The Mayflower, 

Southampton 








Southampton 






how the koala learnt to hug, 

Australian children’s tale adapted for the 

stage, 11.00am & 3.00pm, Lighthouse 

Centre, Poole 




Southampton 

whose Shoes, Mike Kenny’s play 

on talking shoes, 11.00am & 1.00pm, 

Nuffield Theatre, Southampton 


Bedroom Farce, £16.50-£19.50, 

7.30pm, Lighthouse Centre, Poole 

Is that a bolt in your neck?, Spoof 

horror play by comic trio Gonzo Moose, 

£8-£10, 7.30pm, Nuffield Theatre, 

Southampton 







Southampton 


The Sound of music, £26-£39.50, 



2.00pm & 7.30pm, Lighthouse Centre, 

Poole 




Southampton 

riverside drive & old Saybrook: 

Comedies by woody allen, Comedy 

legend brings two short stories to the 

Nuffield, £10.50-£19, 7.30pm, Nuffield 


princess Ida, Starring he Christchurch 

Gilbert & Sullivan society, £11.50- 

£12.50, 7.30pm, The Regent Centre, 

Christchurch 

The westEnders – more of the 

Best musicals Ever, great vocal 

arrangements and superb staging along 

with the WestEnders’gentle humour and 

tales of life on the boards, Pier Theatre, 

Bournemouth 



2.30pm & 7.30pm, Pavilion Theatre, 

Bournemouth 








princess Ida, Starring he Christchurch 

Gilbert & Sullivan society, £11.50- 


Christchurch 

Boycie & marlene, 23 September, 

18 January 1900, 7.30pm, Tivoli Theatre, 

Wimborne 


The Sound of music, Andrew 

Lloyd-Webber’s classic show with Kirsty 

Malpass as Maria., £26-£39.50, 7.30pm, 

Pavilion Theatre, Bournemouth 











Bournemouth 

Lunch at the cooked goose, Musical 

about four old college friends reuniting, 

8.00pm, Hanger Farm, Southampton 


2.00pm & 7.30pm, Lighthouse Centre, 

Poole 







Blood Brothers, £15-£33.50, 7.30pm, 

The Mayflower, Southampton 













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Bournemouth 


about life and music, 7.30pm, Lighthouse 

Centre, Poole 







Blood Brothers, £15-£33.50, 2.00pm 

& 7.30pm, The Mayflower, Southampton 




about life and music, 7.30pm, Lighthouse 

Centre, Poole 







VENuES 

The mayflower, Commercial Road, 

Southampton, www.mayflower.org.uk 

pavilion Theatre, Westover Road, 

Bournemouth, 0844 576 3000, www.bic. 

co.uk 

Ferneham hall, Osbourne Road, Fareham, 

01329 231942, www.fernehamhall. 

co.uk 

hanger Farm, Aikman Lane, Southampton, 

02380 667683, www.totton.ac.uk/ 

hangerfarm 

Lighthouse Centre, 21 Kingland Road, 

Poole, 0844 406 8666, www.lighthousepoole.co.uk 

Nuffield Theatre, University Road, 

Southampton, 02380 671771, www. 


The regent Centre, High Street, 

Christchurch, 01202 499199, www. 

regentcentre.co.uk 

Theatre royal, Jewry Street, Winchester, 

01962 840440, www.theatre-royalwinchester 

The point, Leigh Road, Eastleigh, 02380 

652333, www.thepointeastleigh.co.uk 

The pier Theatre, Bournemouth Pier, 

Pier Approach, Bournemouth, tel: 01202 

306 126, thebournemouthpier.com/theatre 

Tivoli Theatre, West Borough, Wimborne, 

01203 885566, www.tivoliwimbourne.co.uk 

SEPTEMBER 

03 DENNIS 

LOCORRIERE and his 

Band Tomorrow Road (so 

much more than Dr. Hook), 

£20, 8pm 

09 PATRICK 

MONAHAN, £12, 9pm 

10 THE JOHNNY CASH 

STORY, £16 

11 LOS ENDOS, The Music 

of Genesis, £12 1/10 free 

23 BOYCIE AND 

MARLENE, with actors 

John John Challis and Sue 

Holderness, 730pm, £18.50 

25 THE BOOTLEG 

SHADOWS, 730pm, 

£15 

28 AL MURRAY, sold out, 

£10 

29 HIT ME!, The Life and 

Rhymes of IAN DURY, £14 

30 THEA GILMORE, and 

her band You’re The Radio 

£14, 730pm 

OCTOBER 

01 PASADENA ROOF 

ORCHESTRA, £16, 

730pm 

05 JOE BROWN, and his 

band £20, 8pm 

06 JENNY ECLAIR, Old 

Dog New Tricks £18.50, 

8pm 

07 JOHNNIE WALKER, 

£16.50, 8pm 

08 CHRIS FARLOWE and 

The Norman Beaker Band, 

£14.50 

09 BIG GIRLS DON’T 

CRY, £15.50, 730pm 

13 JULIAN CLARY, Lord 

of the Mince, £20, 8pm 

14 TENORS 

UNLIMITED, £16, 

730pm 

16 BUDDY 

WHITTINGTON 

BAND, support Benny 

Brown, £15, 8pm 

27 ELAINE DELMAR, 

8pm, £15.50 

28 CATFISH KEITH with 

Bill Sheffield, £13 

29 VIVA SANTANA, 

730pm, £15 

30 ARDAL O’HANLON, 

8pm, £18 

NOVEMBER 

04 CHRIS ADDISON, 

(comedy) £17.50, pm 

05 The MODS, £12.50, 

8pm 

11 -14 IBSEN’S A 

DOLL’S HOUSE, 

presented by Churchill 

Productions, 730pm £10, 

matinees 13 and 14 

November £8, 2.30pm 

18 THE BADDEST 

BLUES BAND, + Paddy 

Milner Trio, £12 

19 MARTY WILDE & 

THE WILDCATS, 

£17.50 1/10 free, 8pm 

20 WINNER TAKES IT 

ALL, Abba and Beegees 

tribute£17.50, 8pm 

25 AYNSLEY LISTER 

BAND + Support, £10, 

8pm 

DECEMBER 

02 VIENNA BALLET 

present SLEEPING BEAUTY, 

music by Tchaikovsky, £18 

u16s £12.50 

03 TALON - THE BEST 

OF EAGLES, Hotel 

California Tour 2010, £18 

04 THE COUNTERFEIT 

STONES, Get Off My 

Chord, £18 

19-27 West Borough, Wimborne, 

Dorset BH21 1LT 

tel: 01202 885566 

www.tivoliwimborne.co.uk 

Please call for exact times and dates 

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Chantelle is an English and Magazine Journalism student. She loves 

comedy,climbing and living like a tourist in her own country. 

Julian Clary 

Having already thrilled audiences at over 100 sell-out shows across the UK, Australia 

and New Zealand, Julian has extended his Lord of the Mince tour to bring even more 

joy to the people of Britain this autumn. 

Tickets for Lord of the Mince cost £20, £18 conc, and the show starts at 730pm. 

Contact the Nuffield Theatre, University Rd, Southampton, 02380 671771, www. 


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Can you believe Julian Clary is 50? Neither can we! 

Celebrating 25 years in the camp spotlight, Clary will 

be appearing at the Nuffield Theatre on 17 october. 

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paTrICk moNahaN @ TIVoLI ThEaTrE 

Following on from the sell-out success of his 2009 tour, Patrick Monahan returns this year with his new show, The Ladyboys 

Of Iran. Monahan is a regular fixture on the comedy circuit, bringing his astute skills of improvisation and quirky perspective 

to the stage. With a one-night stop at the Tivoli Theatre in Wimborne, this gig is a definite date for the diary. Pens at the 

ready… 

Tickets for The Ladyboys of Iran are priced at £12, and are available from www.tivoliwimborne.co.uk 

paddY LENNox @ JaggErS 

An engaging and instantly likeable comic, Paddy combines topical material with observational routines. He’s been featured 

on Sky Poker and Talksport Radio, and appeared at the Edinburgh Festival as part of the Bound & Gagged AAA Show. As 

an actor Paddy has clocked up an impressive list of theatre, film and TV credits, and is also a voice-over artist. Catch him 

at Jaggers Comedy Club, Bournemouth on 11 September along with John Robertson, Christian Schulte-Loh and MC Craig 

Murray. Tickets cost £14.50 and include nightclub entry - add food for £10, www.bournemouthcomedyclub.co.uk 

JIm daVIdSoN @ ThE maYFLowEr 

The comedy veteran treads the boards at The Mayflower once again for a one-night performance of risqué humour and 

ribaldry. He also starred in a parody of the popular panto Cinderella, aptly renamed SINderalla. Davidson has been in the 

comedy business for over 30 years, consequently being made an officer of the Order of the British Empire for Services to 

Entertainment. Heckle at your peril… 

Tickets for Jim Davidson cost £21, and can be purchased online at www.mayflower.org.uk 

mIkE wILmoT @ FuNNYBoNE, CENTrE STagE 

Canadian born stand-up comedian Mike Wilmot will perform at Centre Stage in Bournemouth. A regular performer on the 

stand-up comedy circuit, Wilmot has toured with U.S comic Rich Hall on several occasions, and showcases his material at the 

annual Melbourne International Comedy Festival in Australia. He has won numerous awards including best actor for his work 

on It’s All Gone Pete Tong, and is currently starring in the Canadian TV series, The Foundation. Catch this multi-talented comic 

while you can. Tickets cost just £13.95 for food and three comedians – but book in advance as Funnybone sells-out quick! 

Centre Stage, 14 Queen’s Road, Bournemouth, 01202 540065, www.funnybone.co.uk 

BEN NorrIS @ haNgEr Farm 

The Comedy Barn has been a favourite fixture at Hanger Farm Arts Centre in Totton for over two years now, and its success 

at showcasing the rising masters and mistresses of mirth looks set to continue. Ben Norris performs at the centre this 

month, along with comic Matt Green and MC Chris Mayo. Ben is a well known headliner on the UK comedy circuit and has 

also performed material at Reading and Leeds music festivals respectively. With an uncanny knack at extracting the juiciest 

jokes from the most mundane topics, an evening with Norris and co will leave your insides feeling well and truly squeezed. 

For more information, or to book tickets, call 02380 667683, or email hangerfarm@totton.ac.uk

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Rufus Hound @ The Nuffield 


The Comedy works, An evening of 

stand-up from the stars of tomorrow, 

11.50, 8pm, The Lighthouse, Poole 

paul pirie, John Newton, TBC, MC - 

Kevin Shepherd at Jaggers Comedy Club, 

Three great comedians, buffet available, 

nightclub afterwards, £14.50, 730pm, 

Lava Ignite, Bournemouth 


patrick monahan-The Ladyboys of 

Iran, An evening of stand-up, with support 

from Alan Seaman, 12, 8pm, Tivoli 

Theatre, Wimborne 

The Boy friend, Sandy Wilson’s musical 


2000, £10.50-£12.50, 7.30pm, The 



paddy Lennox, John Robertson, 

Christian Schulte-Loh, MC - Craig Murray 

at Jaggers Comedy Club, Three great 

comedians, buffet available, nightclub 

afterwards, From £14.50, 730pm, Lava 

Ignite, Bournemouth 


Jim davidson-live, Dangerous, outrageous 

and hilariously funny, 21, 7pm, 

Mayflower Theatre, Southampton 


Jethro- Too Late To grow up, The 

Cornish funnyman returns with another 

side-splitting tour, 18.50, 7.30pm, Mayflower 



Busting out!, Australian comedy show, 

£15-£33.50, 7.30pm, The Mayflower, 

Southampton 


Sean Lock-Lockipedia, A brand new 

stand-up show from the star of 8 Out 

of 10 Cats, 17.50, 7.30pm, Mayflower 


arthur Smith, A firm favourite on the 

Edinburgh Festival circuit, 15.50, 8pm, 

The Lights, Andover 

Imran Yusuf, Alan Francis, Andrew 

Watts, MC - TBC, Jaggers Comedy Club , 

Comedy Listings 

Three great comedians, buffet available, 

nightclub afterwards, From £14.50, 

730pm, Lava Ignite, Bournemouth 


Bedroom Farce, Smash hit West End 

comedy by Peter Hall, £16.50-£19.50, 





Southampton 








Southampton 




2pm & 7.30pm, Lighthouse Centre, Poole 




Southampton 







Boycie and marlene, Comedy featuring 

John Challis and Sue Holderness, 

18.50, 7.30pm, Tivoli Theatre, Wimborne 










The Comedy Barn, Featuring Ben 

Norris, with support from Matt Green and 

MC Chris Mayo, 12, 8pm, Hanger Farm 

Arts Centre, Totton 










mike wilmot at Funnybone Comedy 

Club, Canadian-born stand-up, 

plus 2 other comedians and compere, 

£11 or £13.95 with dinner (adv only), 

£13 on door, 7.30pm, Centre Stage, 

Bournemouth 




2pm & 7.30pm, Lighthouse Centre, Poole 


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VENuES 

Centre Stage, 14 Queens Road , 


funnybone.co.uk 

hanger Farm arts Centre, Aikman 

Lane, Totton, 02380 667683, www.totton.ac.uk/hangerfarm 

Lava Ignite, Fir Vale Road, Bournemouth, 

0845 60 66 647, http://bournemouthcomedyclub.co.uk 

Lighthouse Centre, 21 Kingland 

Road, Poole, 0844 406 8666, www. 

lighthousepoole.co.uk 

mayflower Theatre, Commercial 

Road, Southampton, 02380 711811, 

www.mayflower.org.uk 

Nuffield Theatre, University Road, 

Southampton, 02380 671771, www. 


The Lighthouse, 21, Kingsland Road, 

Poole, 0844 406 8666, www.lighthousepoole.co.uk 

The Lights, West Street, Andover, 

01264 368368, www.thelights.org.uk 

The mayflower, Commercial Road, 


mayflower.org.uk 





01202 885566, www.tivoliwimborne.co.uk 

Win 

Tickets to see 

Rhod Gilbert! 

Award-winning Welsh comedian Rhod Gilbert comes to Poole’s Lighthouse 

Centre on 30 October, performing his latest show ‘The cat that looked like 

Nicholas Lyndhurst’. Winner of Time Out magazine’s ‘Comic of the year’ award, 

Gilbert had the fastest selling stand-up DVD of the year last year with his 

previous tour ‘Rhod Gilbert and the award-winning mince pie’. 

With a TV series in production and shows on BBC Radio 2 & 4, the Welsh 

wonder is certainly a busy man - so be sure to catch his show at the Lighthouse, 

which starts at 7.30pm. 

The show is open to all over the age of 16, and tickets are £20. To book 

call: 0844 406 8666 or visit www.lighthousepoole.co.uk For your chance to 

win tickets, log on to www.listedmagazine.com and answering the following 

question: 

whaT waS ThE NamE oF rhod’S FIrST STaNd-up Tour? 

Deadline for entries is 30 September. By Mark Allaway

moNdaYS 

Salsa Sonrisa, Salsa classes 8pm - 9pm 

Freestyle to 10.30pm, 7, 8pm - 10.30pm, 

Royal British Legion, Christchurch 

Tango alchemy, Argentine Tango 

classes 7.30 - 10pm Freestyle to 11pm, 

£7, 7.30pm - 11pm, Bar So, Bournemouth 

Ceroc, Modern Jive classes 8 - 10pm 

Freestyle to 11pm, £7, 7.45pm - 11pm, 

Hamworthy Club, Canford Magna 

The Thing, Modern Jive classes 8 

- 10pm Freestyle to 11pm, £6, 7.45pm - 

11pm, Woodland Hall, Poole 

TuESdaYS 

Latino Beat’s Salsa heaven, Salsa 

Classes 7.30 - 10pm Freestyle to 11pm, 

£8 / £7 Latino Beat members / £6 Students, 

7.30pm - 11pm, Connaught Hotel, 

Bournemouth 

Salsa Explosion, Salsa Classes 8 - 

10pm Freestyle to 1am, £6 / Club only 

£3, 8pm - 1am, Dance Crazy Studio, 

Bournemouth 






11pm, Royal British Legion, Bournemouth 

TLC Salsa, Salsa Classes 8 - 9.30pm 

Freestyle to 11pm, £6, 8pm - 11pm, Ford 

Social Club, Southampton 

TLC Tango, Argentine Tango classes 

8pm - 9.30pm Freestyle to 11pm, £8, 

8pm - 11pm, Archers Road Club, Southampton 

moJive.Com, Modern Jive classes 8 


11pm, Mo Jive Southampton, Southampton 

wEdNESdaYS 

Salsa Explosion, Salsa Classes 

8.30pm - 10pm Freestyle to 1am, £6 / £5 

Students with ID, Club only £3, 8.30pm - 

1am, Bar So, Bournemouth 

Justdance, Salsa Classes 7.30 - 10pm 


East Christchurch Club, Christchurch 






11pm, Conservative Club, Poole 





Freestyle to 11pm, £6.50, 8pm - 11pm, 

Woodlands Community School, Southampton 

Letz dance, West Coast Swing classes 

8 - 10pm Freestyle to 11pm, £7, 7.45pm - 

11pm, Bramshaw Village Hall, New Forest 

Justdance, Salsa Classes 8 - 10pm 

Freestyle to 11pm, £7 / Club only £3, 

7.30pm - 11pm, Totton Sports Club, 

Southampton 

ThurSdaYS 

Latino Beat’s Cuban heaven, Salsa 

Classes 7.30 - 10pm Freestyle to 11pm, 

£8 / £7 Latino Beat members / £6 Students, 

7.30pm - 11pm, Connaught Hotel, 

Bournemouth 



Pavilion Ballrooms, Bournemouth 


Freestyle to 11pm, £6.50 / Club only 

£3, 8pm - 11pm, Archers Road Club, 

Southampton 




Neville Ashman is renowned for organising 

some of the best salsa nights in town, with 

Latino Beat. Email info@latinobeat.co.uk 

FrIdaYS 

TLC Salsa Caliente, Salsa Classes 

8 - 9pm Freestyle to Midnight, Fortnightly 

from 27 Aug, £7, 8pm - 12am, Archers 

Road Club, Southampton 

SuNdaYS 

Justdance, Salsa Classes 7.30 - 8.45pm 

Freestyle to 10.15pm, £7 / £3 Freestyle 

only, 7.30pm - 10.15pm, Banister Park 

Bowling Club, Southampton 

SpECIaL EVENTS 


Latino Beat’s Salsa Fiesta Live 

, Cuban & Rueda Salsa Classes 7.00 - 

9.30pm with Earl Linton + Live Salsa 

Band Café Con Pan 9.30pm - Midnight, 

Connaught Hotel, Bournemouth 


Ceroc, Modern Jive Party , £8, 7.30pm 

- 11.00pm, Hamworthy Club , Canford 

Magna 


The Thing, Modern Jive Party , £7 Adv 

/ £8 Door, 8.00pm - 11.30pm, Allendale 

Centre , Wimborne 

TLC Salsa , Salsa Party & classes , £10 

/ £7 after 9.30pm, 8.00pm - 12.00pm, 

Hanger Farm Arts Centre , Southampton 

moJive.Com, Jive & Swing Party , £8, 

8.00pm - 11.30pm, West Totton Community 

Centre , Southampton 


Latin Beat’s Salsa & Cubana 

paradise party , LA Salsa, Cuban 

Salsa, Bachata, Rueda de Casino classes 

with special guests Giles & Rosa + Leo 

Henriquez + Anthony Lee + Taz, Loft Bar 

(Bournemouth University), Poole 

Dance 

LISTINgS BY NEVILLE aShmaN 

New Art Club @ Pavilion Dance 

The new regional dance centre at 

Bournemouth Pavilion presents This Is 

Now on 11 September, the latest work 

from New Art Club (aka Tom Roden 

and Pete Shenton). Previously likened 

to comedian/musician Tim Minchin 

and described as the ‘Dame Margot 

Fonteyn(s) of comedy’, New Art Club’s 

shows are a mixture of comedy and 

dance – serious and silly in equal 

measure. 

In 1983, Tom illegally taped the very 

first ‘Now That’s What I Call Music’ 

LP onto a C60 cassette. Twenty five 

years later he played it to Pete and 

they made a show about it. Britain’s 

Funniest Dancers deconstruct this 

classic album to inspire new moves 

that shed their own twisted light on 

then, the future and now. 

The Pavilion Dance opening weekend 

takes place on 04 & 05 September. 

www.bic.co.uk, www.newartclub.org 

Jenny Welch 

11 

sePt Don’t 

Tom Roden, and Pete Shenton 

Miss 


Tango alchemy - milonga, Argentine 

Tango Party , £8, 8.00pm - 11.00pm, 

Bournemouth International Hotel , 

Bournemouth 


Ceroc, Jive and Swing Party , £8, 

8.00pm - 12.00am, The Hub, Verwood 

Celebrity hotel , Salsa + Bachata 

+ Kizomba classes with Anthony Lee + 

Gary & Delphine 7pm - 9.30pm Freestyle 

9.30pm - 12.30am, Celebrity Hotel, 

Bournemouth 


moJive.Com, Jive & Swing Party , £8, 

8.00pm - 11.30pm, West Totton Community 

Centre , Southampton 

daNCE CLuBS 

Ceroc, 07984 432210, 

dance@ceroclive.com 

Justdance, 07986 154759, 

salsa@justdance.net 

Latino Beat, 01202 421104, 

info@latinobeat.co.uk 

Letz dance, 07711 847344, 

mandy@letzdance.co.uk 

moJive.Com, 023 8086 8068, 

info@mojive.co.uk 

Salsa Explosion, 07969 633701, 

info@salsaexplosion.com 

Salsa Sornisa, 07901 657892, karenblake.blake@googlemail.com 

Smooth Jive Fusion, 07711 847344, 

info@smoothfusion.co.uk 

Tango alchemy, 07966 716689, 

info@tangoalchemy.co.uk 

The Thing, 07968 393977, 

thething.large@virgin.net 

TLC, 07889 288368, 

info@tracieslatinclub.co.uk 

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BY dom kIppIN Dom Kippin is a marketing manager for an arts and crafts gallery, and is also a music 

promoter. Got arts & book news? Please email press releases, images and listings 

information eight weeks in advance to Dom Kippin at dom@loubrownmusic.com 

b-side 

Multi Media Festival 

Inspired by the flipside of vinyl recordings 

b-side Multi Media Festival 2010 offers 

you the opportunity to explore our 

coastal resorts with new eyes. It’s not 

all kiss me quick hats, ice creams on the 

esplanade and amusements. Following 

its successful launch in 2008 b-side is an 

ambitious, experimental, contemporary 

and often quirky programme of artists’ 

commissions in sound, installation, visual 

art and live art in unusual locations 

across Weymouth & Portland. 

This year b-side have commissioned 

brand new work by leading artists that 

will delight, amuse, inspire and provoke. 

Accompany Monsieur Poopouri, his brass 

band and majorettes as he makes his way 

to the sea, dare to enter the I Scream 

Van as it prowls along the Esplanade 

and feature in your own horror movie. 

Award-winning artist Liz Crowe (of recent 

fourth plinth ‘fame’ in Trafalgar Square) 

transforms an old school building with a 

powerful and moving installation entitled 

Don’t 

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Resistance that takes you on a little 

known but significant moment in history. 

Dorset based artists ensemble TRIOPS 

invite you to an evening of the strange 

– vintage flavoured harmony, rich songs 

and handmade, disturbingly gorgeous 

films and magical animations, described 

as a cheese induced dream but without 

the cheese or the sleep! 

The whole week is topped off by an 

amazing large-scale panoramic projection 

piece by artists Matt and Rob Vale at 

the historical (and haunted!) Nothe Fort, 

Weymouth. Using the unique architecture 

of the Fort the Vale brothers have created 

a pretty awe-inspiring piece that takes 

projection work to another level. 

b-side is bursting with loads more 

events and work by a fantastic line up of 

artists. Go to www.b-side.org.uk to find 

out more and see facebook and twitter 

and help create the b-side’s best b-side of 

all-time playlists, too! 

SEaN CurLEY ExhIBITIoN 

Artist Sean Curley will be exhibiting a 

wide selection of his latest paintings at 

the Peacock Gallery, Upton House, Poole. 

Curley is entirely self-taught and the 

unique style he has developed has been 

compared to a Monet – Van Gogh fusion 

by a previous publisher. The Peter Hedley 

Gallery, Wareham, with whom he currently 

exhibits in Dorset, have described his 

paintings as ‘freshly painted Monet’s.’ 

Sean currently exhibits primarily in 

London and the surrounding area in 

galleries such as Wimbledon Fine Art, 

the Kew Gallery, and with his fine art 

publisher, Infinartum, at their gallery 

in Crowthorne, Berkshire. He has also 

exhibited extensively in the Republic of 

Ireland and in France. 

The exhibition runs from 24th 

September 2010 to 8th October 2010. 

Sean will be present at the gallery which 

will be open from 10.00am to 4.00pm 

every day. All paintings will be for sale at 

‘artist studio’ prices and admission is free. 

Time and Tide Act 1 by Matt and Rob Vale 

BrIdgET rILEY: FLaShBaCk 

Bridget Riley is one of the UK’s most 

influential contemporary artists, known 

for her distinctive and optically vibrant 

paintings that generate sensations of 

movement, light and space. Flashback 

tracks her career from its beginnings in 

the early 1960s, to the ambitious and 

powerful works of recent years. Eight 

large scale paintings will be on show, 

with four coming from Riley’s personal 

collection. These are complemented by 

30 works on paper that illuminate the 

working methods she has employed over 

her five-decade-long career. Many of 

these drawings and sketches have never 

been seen before. 

Bridget Riley: Flashback is at 

Southampton City Art Gallery from 16th 

September until 5th December.

Arts & Books 

Meet the makers at 

Walford Mill Crafts 

More than 10 local makers will be demonstrating their work in Walford Mill Craft’s 

courtyard at a new event on 16 September, Create 2010. Take the rare opportunity 

to see so many crafts in action, ask questions and purchase direct from the maker. 

Performances and recitals from a number of local musical groups and a children’s 

craft table will complete the festival atmosphere. The Bistro will be open for 

refreshments. If you are a performance group and would like to take part please 

email info@walfordmillcrafts by 16 September. Walford Mill Crafts is a registered 

charity. This event is supported by Creative Dorset. 

Book news 

oxFam NEEdS Your hELp 

The Oxfam Distribution Centre in Winton, Bournemouth has just acquired a system 

that allows them to list literally hundreds of books a day by scanning their barcodes. 

With enough shelving to hold 9,000 books the staff have so far filled a quarter of 

the available space. Books are selling fast, with titles flying off across the world as 

far as New Zealand. They now need your help as they need more donations and help 

with posting out the orders. 

If Oxfam can fill the shelves and keep them full the amount of money generated 

each year will be enough to fund development projects and help with emergencies 

such as the flooding in Pakistan. To help visit http://www.oxfam.org.uk/shops/ 

content/highstreet/F4072_vol.html. 

uk BuSINESS Book FESTIVaL 2010 

On Friday 10 September, Bournemouth is hosting the first UK Business Book festival 

at the new Executive Business Centre on Holdenhurst Road. This is a chance to share 

ideas, make new contacts, and hear the dramatic and inspiring stories of people 

who have set up their own businesses. For all the information visit http://www. 

ukbusinessbookfestival.co.uk. 

Got arts & book news? Please email press releases, images and listings information 

eight weeks in advance to Dom Kippin at dom@loubrownmusic.com 

Lois Walpole 

urban baskets; tradition recycled 

11th September - 24th October 

Plus... 

Shop 

Bistro 

Workshops An internationally touring exhibition 

Open: Monday - Saturday 10am - 5pm, Sunday 11am - 4pm 

Admission: Free Website: www.walfordmillcrafts.co.uk 

Telephone: 01202 841400 

Bistro: 01202 842258 

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Four short points bout Middling English. English. 

First a point a a bout the the midden. 

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Middling English 

Caroline Bergvall 

LANGUAGE – SPACE – SOUND 

LANGUAGE – SPACE – SOUND 

7 September – 23 October 2010 

A Hayward Touring exhibition from Southbank Centre, London. 

Selected and developed in partnership with John Hansard Gallery, 

Southampton; QUAD, Derby; Oriel Mostyn, Llandudno and 

Leamington Spa Art Gallery & Museum 

John Hansard Gallery 

University of Southampton 

John Hansard Gallery Southampton, so17 1bj, UK 

University of Southampton Opening t: +44 (0)23 times: 8059 2158 

Southampton SO17 1BJ www.hansardgallery.org.uk 

Tuesday to Friday 11–5 

T: 023 8059 2158 

Saturday Admission 11–4 Free 

www.hansardgallery.org.uk Open Tue Free to Admission Fri 11–5 / Sat 11–4 

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ExhIBITIoNS 

annual St. Barbe open Exhibition, 

A showcase for best of the region’s paintings, 

prints and drawings, £4 (£3 concessions), 

10am-4pm Monday-Saturday, St. 

Barbe Museum & Art Gallery, Lymington, 

Until 04/09/10 

art in the garden 2010, Over 150 

sculptures displayed within the unique 

setting of the Gardens. Both new and 

established artists work in a variety 

of materials and all work is available 

for sale, Free (with normal admission), 

10am-4pm, Hillier Gardens, Romsey, Until 

31/10/10 

art pro Loco, Members of the public 

are invited to come and paint and draw 

in Upton Country Park and put their work 

on show, Free, 10.30am-3.45pm, The 

Peacock Gallery, Poole, Until 05/09/10 

Bridget riley: Flashback, Bridget 

Riley is one of Britain’s most respected 

artists, and has achieved international 

acclaim for her distinctive and optically 

vibrant paintings. ‘Flashback’ tracks her 

influential career, Free, 10am-6pm 

Monday-Friday, 11am-6pm Saturday- 

Sunday, Southampton City Art Gallery, 

Southampton, 16/09/10 - 5/12/10 

Caroline Bergvall: 

middling English, Middling English 

pursues Bergvall’s interest in speech 

detail, language histories and politics, 

Free, 11am-5pm Tuesday-Friday, 11am- 

4pm Saturday , John Hansard Gallery, 

Southampton, 07/09/10 - 23/10/10 

Celebrate the end of 

the summer! 

Don’t put away your hamper and 

picnic rugs just yet! On Saturday 

11 September at 7.30pm, a traditional ‘last 

night of the proms’ style concert at the Sir 

Harold Hillier Gardens will pay a tribute to 

the end of summer. 

Performed by the Southampton 

Concert Orchestra, Union Jacks will be in 

abundance to accompany popular classics 

including the rousing chords of Rule 

Britannia, Jerusalem and Elgar’s Pomp and 

Circumstance March. 

Gates open at 6pm for picnicking and 

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Don’t 

Miss 11 

sePt 

special evening access to the beautiful 

180 acre Gardens paradise. Visit the 

annual Art in the Garden exhibition 

with over 150 contemporary sculptures 

displayed around the Gardens. 

Tickets are £15 and accompanied children 

aged 3 to 16 are free! Plus, if you buy 4 

tickets, you get the 5th ticket free! Book 

now on 01794 369318. Sir Harold Hillier 

Gardens, Jermyns Lane, Ampfield, Romsey, 

SO51 0QA. www.hilliergardens.org.uk 

Creative partnership project, A collaborative 

project between local schools 

and visual artist Olivia Keith, Free, 10am 

– 8pm, Lighthouse, Poole, Until 06/09/10 

dolly Thompsett: New paintings, 

Sensuous, intricate paintings inspired 

by the high-gloss of Hollywood movies 

and the traditions of Romantic painting, 

Free, 11am-5pm daily, except Monday, 

ArtSway, Sway, 11/09/10 - 7/11/10 

Elizabeth Eamer: The Conversationalist, 

The Conversationalist, 

will take inspiration directly from the 

community that surrounds the gallery, 

Free, , The Bargate Monument Gallery, 

Southampton, 11/09/10 - 23/10/10 

Femmy otten, Femmy is welcomed 

back to the gallery to develop ideas and 

produce new fairytale like, mixed media 

reliefs, directly onto our walls, Free, 11am- 

5pm, aspex, Portsmouth, Until 12/09/10 

Funny Business, Imogen Welch creates 

uncanny sculptures from unlikely 

materials as diverse as computers and 

envelopes, Free, 10am – 8pm, Lighthouse, 

Poole, Until 04/09/10 

gardener’s delight, An opportunity to 

be inspired and to enhance your garden 

with this exhibition, which features a 

wide range of craftwork, Free, 10am-5pm 

Monday-Saturday, 11am-4pm Sunday, 

Walford Mill Crafts, Wimborne, Until 

5/09/10 

hampshire Treasures, A mouth- 

❉ 

❉ 

2 for 1 

entry 

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County Council 

watering selection of objects from the 

Hampshire County Council’s Museums 

and Archives collections, many making a 

rare outing onto display. , £4 (£3 concessions), 

10am-4pm Monday-Saturday, St. 

Barbe Museum & Art Gallery, Lymington, 

11/09/10 - 13/11/10 

Luna park & 

an unreachable Country. a Long 

way to go, Portsmouth and Southsea’s 

skyline will be transformed this summer 

by the spectacular addition of Luna Park, 

Heather & Ivan Morison’s recreation of 

the accidental dinosaur Ultrasauros, Free, 

11am-5pm, aspex (and Southsea Common), 

Portsmouth, Until 10/10/10 

Sean Curley, Artist Sean Curley will 

be exhibiting a wide selection of his 

latest paintings, Free, 10.30am-3.45pm, 

The Peacock Gallery, Poole, 24/10/10 - 

8/10/10 

Sorted!, This exhibition presents a 

diverse range of the most current and 

original ideas from graduating students 

at Southampton Solent University. Free, 

Millais Gallery, Southampton, Until 

01/10/10 

Telling Stories, Paintings, prints, 

etchings, photography and more by four 

artists, Free, 10.30am-4pm, The Peacock 

Gallery, Poole, 04/09/10 - 20/09/10 

urban baskets; tradition recycled, 

A retrospective solo touring exhibition of 

the work of basket maker Lois Walpole, 

Hillier 

Sir 

Harold 

Gardens 

Art in the Garden 

Sat 22 May to 

Sun 31 Oct 

2010 

❉ 

Sir Harold Hillier Gardens, Jermyns Lane, Ampfi eld, 

Romsey, Hampshire, SO 51 0QA 

An ideal weddings & conference venue 

Tel: 01794 369318 www.hilliergardens.org.uk 

2 for 1 entry: Mention ‘Listed’ at point of sale. Offer for two full paying 

adults or concessions (cheapest goes free). Not in conjunction with any 

other offer. Offer excludes Groups & events with extra charges. 

Registered Charity 274737

Free, 10am-5pm Monday-Saturday, 

11am-4pm Sunday, Walford Mill Crafts, 

Wimborne, 11/09/10 - 24/10/10 

Views of Bournemouth, A new 

exhibition which is part of Bournemouth’s 

200-year celebrations, Free, 10am-5pm 

daily except Monday, Russell-Cotes Art 

Gallery & Museum, Bournemouth, Until 

31/10/10 

writers of Influence, This special 

exhibition will take visitors on a journey 

through literature history. Over 60 works 

from the National Portrait Gallery have 

been loaned for this exhibition, Free, 

10am-6pm Monday-Friday, 11am-6pm 

Saturday-Sunday, Southampton City Art 

Gallery, Southampton, Until 26/09/10 

LITEraTurE 

wEdNESdaYS uNTIL 06 oCToBEr 

pearl’s haiku workshops, A series 

of six workshops designed to explain 

Haiku Poetry and enable you to write your 

own, whether you’re a poet already or 

just starting out! The workshops will run 

weekly on Wednesday evenings., £15 (for 

6 workshops), 7.30pm, The Art House, 

Southampton 


Southampton Story Club, Open 

to all. The stories told can range from 

well-known fairy-tales to anecdotes and 

original stories. There may also be poetry 

and music and some chat, Free, 8pm - 

10pm, The Art House, Southampton 


John Needham book signing, Come 

and meet John Needham as he signs copies 

of his book ‘Bournemouth Past and 

Present., Free, 12pm - 2pm, Waterstone’s, 

Bournemouth 

poetry in the park, Where do poems 

come from and how do they sound?’ 

Workshop with Denise Bennett followed 

by buffet and reading with Pauline 

Hawkesworth., £16, 4.30pm - 7.30pm, 

The Lodge, Portsmouth 


moving Voices poetry Club, Moving 

Voices is on open mic night, open to all 

poets and musicians! A mixture of original 

and well-known work is on offer, from 

the serious to the downright silly., Free, 

7.30pm, The Art House, Southampton 


The Sound of words, Poetry and 

Voice daytime workshops with Maggie 

Sawkins and Janet Ayers, The Kings 

Theatre, Portsmouth 


peter J davidson book signing, 

Come and meet Peter as he signs copies 

of his books ‘Professor P and the Jurassic 

Poetry at 

The Art House 

The Art House Gallery Café is a Southampton non-profit ‘Community Interest Company’, 

formed in 2008 by four like-minded eco-centrics with a passion for art, community, 

and above all, cake. A volunteer run, multi-disciplinary arts venue and café in the heart 

of Southampton’s evolving cultural quarter, The Art House is a welcoming, vibrant 

and quirky community space serving delicious, organic food and drink in inspiring 

surroundings. The walls are filled with art by local artists and groups, and there is a 

packed events calendar. 

Southampton poetry lovers will have plenty of chances to indulge their passion at The 

Art House. On Friday 17 September is Moving Voices, an open mic night, open to all 

poets and musicians. A mixture of original and well-known work is on offer, from the 

serious to the downright silly; and if you’re not up for performing you will be made very 

welcome as part of an appreciative audience. Entry is by donation, with money going 

towards the running of the venue. On Wednesday 29 September the Southampton Poetry 

Stanza group will meet to give poets the opportunity to get together for critical and 

constructive comment on their work. Bring eight printed copies of poems and/or a pair 

of ears to this friendly group. The group meets on the last Wednesday of every month, 

and new members are always very welcome. Again, entry is by donation towards The Art 

House’s cost. 178 Above Bar St., Southampton www.thearthousesouthampon.co.uk 

Island’ and Professor P and the Jurassic 

Coast’., Free, 11am - 3pm, Waterstone’s, 

Bournemouth 


Tongues & grooves, Cornwall poets, 

Caroline Carver and Jenny Hamlett. Live 

music tbc. Please arrive before 8 pm to 

sign up for one of the six open mic slots, 

£3, 8pm - 10.30pm, The Florence Arms, 

Portsmouth 


poetry Stanza group, Poetry Stanza 

groups are an opportunity for poets to 

get together for critical and constructive 

comment on poetry. New members are 

very welcome, open to Poetry Society and 

Stanza members and non-members., Free, 

7.30pm, The Art House, Southampton 

FESTIVaL 

17 To 26 SEpTEmBEr 

b-side, An ambitious, experimental, 

contemporary and often quirky festival of 

artists’ commissions in sound, installation, 

visual art and live art in unusual locations 

across Weymouth & Portland. 

m u l t i m e d i a 

a r t s f e s t i v a l 

TaLkS 


getting here, Aspects of Bournemouth’s 

transport history by Peter 

Kazmierczak, Free, 2.30pm, Russell-Cotes 

Art Gallery & Museum, Bournemouth 

private View and gallery Talk, 

Dolly Thompsett, winner of ArtSway Open 

09 with ArtSway Curator Peter Bonnell, 

Free, 3pm, ArtSway, Sway 

VENuES 

artSway, Station Road, Sway, 01590 

682260, www.artsway.org.uk 

aspex, The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf 

Quays, Portsmouth, 023 9277 8080, 

http://www.aspex.org.uk 

hillier gardens, Jermyns Lane, Romsey, 

01794 369317, www3.hants.gov.uk/ 

hilliergardens 

John hansard gallery, University 

of Southampton, Southampton, 02380 

592158, www.hansardgallery.org.uk 

Lighthouse, Kingland Road, Poole, 

0844 406 8666, www.lighthousepoole. 

co.uk 

millais gallery, Foyer and windows, Sir 

James Matthews Building, Southampton 

Solent University, Southampton, 023 

8031 9916, www.solent.ac.uk/millais/ 

whats_on.aspx 

17th - 26th September 2010 

Explore the flip side of the sea side! 

10 days of contemporary art in sound, installation, live 

art and visual art in Weymouth and Portland. 

HEADS UP! Sat 25th Sept, 8pm, Nothe Fort, Weymouth 

Don’t miss this extraordinary large scale video projection artwork by 

artists Rob and Matt Vale. See the historical Nothe Fort transformed 

before your eyes - a magical experience for viewers, and an 

experience not to be forgotten. Suitable for all ages. Free entry. 

For up to the minute information on venues, programme and related 

events visit: 

b-side.org.uk 

facebook.com/bsidefest | twitter.com/bsidefest 

Image: ‘The Penny Drops’ by Rob & Matt Vale. Photography by Nuit Blanch. 

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Courses & Studies 

College news, student stories and 

new courses for everyone 

Study to be a journalist – 

places still available 

want to be a journalist? maybe a sports reporter, news 

reporter, magazine journalist or photojournalist? 

If so, there are a limited number of places 

still available in 2010 on the Up To Speed 

Journalism courses in Bournemouth. 

The 24-week intensive courses start in 

September and January, and lead to the 

coveted NCTJ Diploma in Journalism. 

Based in the Bournemouth Daily 

Echo building, Up To Speed offer a 

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range of courses with a tighter, more 

specific, focus to the teaching. Instead 

of lecturing on journalism in general, 

they provide you with the choice to 

specialise in your particular subject area, 

be it News Reporting, Sports Reporting, 

Magazine Journalism, Photo Journalism 

or Broadcast Journalism. A broad range 

of journalism essentials are also offered, 

from the testy waters of court reporting, 

to the detailed intricacies of shorthand. 

The majority of Up To Speed journalists 

go on to have successful careers in 

publishing, media and PR, with recent 

graduates securing media roles in 

industries as diverse as Formula 1, health 

Snippets 

and beauty, charities, TV listings and 

national newspapers. 

For more information visit 

www.uptospeedjournalism.co.uk, call 

01202 761944 or email 

uptospeedinfo@googlemail.com 

Chantelle McInnes 

agEd BETwEEN 25 aNd 34? 

If so, the University of Southampton wants you! The School of Social Sciences is 

looking for volunteers to interview for a study on the housing options for young 

adults. You must either be living alone or in shared accommodation in the general 

Hampshire area. Everyone who signs up for the study will be entered into a prize 

draw to win £100. 

The project is funded by the UK’s Economic and Social Research Council as 

part of a programme of work currently being conducted within the Centre for 

Population Change (www.cpc.ac.uk). To sign up, email housing@soton.ac.uk or 

call Emma Calvert on 02380 592167. 

uNIVErSITY arChaEoLogISTS pLaN rESEarCh CENTrE 

Archaeologists at the University of Winchester have established an important new 

heritage education initiative within North Cornwall. Dr Niall Finneran, Lecturer 

in Archaeology, is currently leading a detailed study of early medieval sites in 10 

parishes between Tintagel on the coast and the northern end of Bodmin Moor. The 

Slaughterbridge site is close to Tintagel and has links to King Arthur. 

“The discovery of a 13th century settlement in the region has put the site on the 

archaeological map,” explained Dr Finneran. “We are aiming to build a resource 

centre which will reach a wide variety of people, providing a study centre and 

museum, as well as food and accommodation for volunteers.

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a highly professional Research and 

Report Writing service with a minimum of 

FPC1-3 qualification or equivalent. 

office manager, £19000 must have 

office manager experience, working 

in a very busy office with 2 other staff 

members, you will run the office and 

ensure consistency for clients and staff 

within the office. 

Telemarketer, £18000, candidate 

must have sales experience, be enthusiastic 

and a dedicated team player who 

can perform in a fast paced environment 

and is able to cope under pressure. 

Insurance Sales advisor – personal 

Lines, £15000 - £18000. Previous 

Insurance sales advantageous but not 

essential, previous sales experience 

essential 

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Various positions for Charity 

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To apply for any of the above positions 

call 02380 220601, email info@futureemployment.co.uk, 

or call in the branch 

at 75 Bedford Place, Southampton. 

For more great roles or to register today call 02380 220 601 

75 Bedford Place, Southampton, www.future-employment.co.uk

Nightlife 

Clare has a degree in magazine publishing from 

Solent University and loves going out in Bournemouth 

and Southampton. e: clare@listedmagazine.com 

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@ The Old Fire Station 

Just what is it about Radio 1 DJs and their massive student appeal? Annie Mac, Scott Mills, Mistajam and now 

Zane Lowe - they all love to DJ to students, especially on the South Coast it seems. 

Zane Lowe has constantly won awards for his eclectic Radio 1 show, including NME awards and Sony’s 

Specialist Music Programme Award (gold) and Music Broadcaster of the Year, and now Zane is coming to The 

Old Firestation on Saturday 23 October, so book ahead for this one. 

The Old Firestation, 36 Holdenhurst Road, Bournemouth, 01202 963888, www.oldfirestation.co.uk 

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TEaSY pLEaSY BurLESquE rEVIEw 

Following the success of their second sell-out show, Miss Chastity Cherry and Sensu’Elle are bringing us a third show 

– taking place on Saturday 11 September at Centre Stage in Westbourne. 

National professionals will give captivating performances, and local and emerging talent will also have their turn in 

the spotlight. There will also be live music and comedy. 

The evening is supporting The Youth Cancer Trust, with proceeds from the raffle, and donations of prizes gratefully 

received. 

Tickets are just £10, or £13.95 with a meal included (although you can order food separately on the night). 

Centre Stage, 4 Queens Road, Bournemouth, 01202 540065 

ThE CaT EmpIrE 

One of Australia’s best known touring bands, The Cat Empire, are coming to the O2 Academy, Bournemouth on 19 

October. With six core members, plus various additional musicians on rotation - through percussion, keyboards, 

trumpets and record decks - their sets are filled with the most infectious and uplifting tunes, which are certain to get 

your feet moving. Their fifth studio album, Cinema, is out now. 

The O2 Academy, 570 Christchurch Road, Bournemouth, 0844 477 2000 (24hr) 

SINgLES ThaT mINgLE 

If you’re single and want to meet like-minded people in the Bournemouth area, why not go along to one of the 

Singles That Mingle events happening this month? They’re fun, informal and no-pressure. 

On 08 September you’ll find a tapas night at La Rumba, Charminster; on 16 September there’s dinner and live music 

at Patrick’s in Ashley Cross; and for something a bit different, there’s a skittles night at the Coach & Horses, Wimborne 

on 24 September. 

For more information call Alison on 07810 544326, www.singlesthatmingle.co.uk

EguLar EVENTS 

FrIdaYS 

Bar Fruit, Opal Fruit, various music, 

£1.50 bar, free shots to be won, £1.00, 

8pm, Bournemouth 

Cellar Bar, DJ Andy Razz, playing classic 

rock/soul, FREE, 12am, Bournemouth 

dusk Till dawn, Fridays @ Dusk Till 

Dawn, selected drinks £2.50, 11pm, 

Bournemouth 

hamptons, Origins with Martyn the 

Hat, funk, groove and disco, FREE, 8pm, 

Bournemouth 

Ink Bar, DJ Nigel Gore, evening session, 

FREE, 6pm, Bournemouth 

Lava & Ignite, Scandalous, The best selection 

of Dance, Party & R&B and drinks 

offers, From £3, 10.30pm, Bournemouth 

penthouse, Saved by the Bell, Drinks 

offers available till midnight, Main Room: 

Party Music, Room 2:Disco Tunes, Entry 

£2 before midnight, £3 after, open till 

2am, Poole 

SaTurdaYS 

Bar Fruit, Basement Bar, all drinks 

£1.50, £1.00, 8pm, Bournemouth 

Bliss, Get Funky/Get Sexy, classic party 

tunes, FREE, 8pm, Bournemouth 

Bumbles, Sensational Saturdays, Commercial 

dance and R&B, cheesy party 

hits from 70s, 80s 90s and 00s, 10pm, 

Bournemouth 

Cellar Bar, DJ Lively, playing reggae, 


hamptons, Pure, with DJ Jay Rachet 

from Fire FM, FREE, Bournemouth 

Lava & Ignite, Essential, dancefloor 

fillers, RnB, club classics, £5.50 before 

midnight, £7.50 after, 10pm, Bournemouth 

penthouse, Penthouse Saturdays, 

Drinks offers available till midnight, Main 

Room::Party Music, Room 2:Disco Tunes, 

Entry £2 before midnight, £3 after, open 

till 2am, Poole 

kukui, Passport to Paradise, funk/soul/ 

hiphop/house, £5/£7, 9-3am, Kukui, 

Bournemouth 

SuNdaYS 

Club Epic, Karaoke, Sky Sports, What 

more could you want on a Sunday night?, 

Over 21s only, 10pm til 4am, Christchurch 

moNdaYS 

Bar Fruit, Manic Mondays, vodka, 

spirits and beers £2 all night, FREE, 8pm, 

Bournemouth 

Lava & Ignite, Broke, garage and chart 

music, £1.50 on selected drinks, £1.50 

before midnight, £2.50 after, 11pm, 

Bournemouth 

TuESdaYS 

Bar Fruit, Toss the Boss, challenge bar 

staff to win a free vodka shot, FREE, 8pm, 

Bournemouth 

Chaplins, Jazz Nights, various artists, 


The old Fire Station, Milk, Bournemouth’s 

newest Indie night, all drinks 

£1.50, £2, 10pm, Bournemouth 

wEdNESdaYS 

2930 The Triangle, Party Night with DJ 

Ondrey, Drinks £1.50 each, £1.50, 10pm, 

Bournemouth 

Club Epic, Band night, Great tribute 

acts, Over 21s only, 9pm til 2am, 

Christchurch 

Lava & Ignite, Bandwagon, four rooms 

with different music, drinks from £1.50, 

£1 NUS before midnight, £3 after (£4 

non-NUS), 10.30pm, Bournemouth 

ThurSdaYS 

Bar Fruit, Cocktail Night, buy one 

cocktail, get one free, FREE, 8pm, 

Bournemouth 

Cellar Bar, DJ Lively, playing reggae, 


Cellar Bar, New Band Nite, various 

artists, FREE, 9pm, Bournemouth 

Club Epic, Local and live, Comedians 

or local live music, Over 21s only, 9pm til 

2am, Christchurch 

hamptons, Thursday Session @ Hamptons, 

£2 bottled beers, pints and shots, £2 

spirit and mixer, FREE, 6pm, Bournemouth 

Lava & Ignite, Flava, The best songs 

from around the globe, selected drinks 

£1.60, £2 online, £3 before midnight, 

10.30pm, Bournemouth 

penthouse, Thursdays at Penthouse, 

Resident DJs play rock, RnB and house, 

£2, open till 2am, Poole 

SINgLES EVENTS 


Tapas Night, La Rumba, Charminster, 

www.singlesthatmingle.co.uk, 07810 

544326 


dinner and live music, Patrick’s, 

Ashley Cross, www.singlesthatmingle. 

co.uk, 07810 544326 


Skittles Night, Coach & Horses, 

Wimborne, www.singlesthatmingle.co.uk, 

07810 544326 

gLBT EVENTS 

wEdNESdaYS 

50 + coffee mornings, 10.30 – 1pm, 

meet, talk and socialize with friends old 

and new, Hamilton Hall, Bournemouth 

Cabaret evenings, Every Wednesday, 

DYMK, Bournemouth 

ThurSdaYS 

London hotel, Karaoke Cruising, With 

Pat Cruise, Southampton 

Viva La diva, Every Thursday, DYMK, 

Bournemouth 

FrIdaYS 

2930 The Triangle, Fetish Night, 

Main Room- Commercial Chart music, 

Half price entry before 12, £4.00, 10pm, 

Bournemouth 

dJ Luke and guests, Fridays, DYMK, 

Bournemouth 

SaTurdaYS 

2930 The Triangle, Pop, Chart, Gay 

Anthems, RnB, Commercial Dance and 

Dirty House, Half price entry before 12, 

£5.00, 10pm, Bournemouth 

The Branksome, DJ Sheridan, Open 

until 1am, free, 9.00pm, Bournemouth 

SuNdaYS 

2930 The Triangle, Roulette Sundays, 

Play on roulette tables for a chance to 

win a bottle of champagne every week, 

£1.50, 10pm, Bournemouth 

The Branksome, Guest DJ and Star 

Cabaret, live entertainment, free, 5pm, 

Bournemouth 

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Don’t 

Miss 

Singles That Mingle (see left) 

Bar aNd CLuB dIrECTorY 

2930 The Triangle, 29 - 30 The 

Triangle, Bournemouth, 0845 496 2934, 

www.2930thetriangleclub.com 

Bar Fruit, 219 Old Christchurch Road, 


barfruit.co.uk 

Bliss, 1-5 St Peters Road, Bournemouth, 

01202 318693, www.bliss-bar.co.uk 

Bumbles, 45 Poole Hill, Bournemouth, 

01202 557006, www.bumblesnightclub. 

co.uk 

Cellar Bar, 529 Christchurch Road, 


chaplins.cellarbar.biz 

Chilli white, St Peters Road, Bournemouth, 

01202 318592, www.toko-bar. 

co.uk 

Club Epic, 25-27 Bargates, Christchurch, 

01202 496531 

dukes, 25 Barrack Road, Christchurch, 

01202 477273, www.dukes-christchurch.co.uk 

dusk Till dawn, 205 Old Christchurch 

Road, Bournemouth, 01202 551681, 

www.dusktilldawnclub.com 

dYmk, 31 Poole Hill, Bournemouth, 

www.dymk-bar.com 

hamilton hall, 1 Carysfort Road, 

Boscombe, www.hamiltonhall.info 

hamptons, Terrace Road, Bournemouth, 

01202 319561, www.hamptonsbournemouth.co.uk 

Ink Bar, Richmond Hill, Bournemouth, 

01202 789669, www.all-sorted.co.uk/ 

inkbar 

kuikui, 3 Richmond Hill, Bournemouth, 

0845 149 5969, www.kukuiclubs.com/ 

bournemouth 

Lava & Ignite, Fir Vale Road, Bournemouth, 

01202 311178, www.lavaignite. 

com/bournemouth 

Nelson Tavern, Mudeford, Christchurch, 

01202 485 105, www.nelsontavern.com 

o2 academy, Christchurch Road, 


o2academybournemouth.co.uk 

penthouse, 78 High Street, Poole, 

www.penthousepoole.com 

Sherbert, 163- 167 Old Christchurch 


www.orangerooms.co.uk 

Sixty million postcards, Exeter 


www.sixtymillionpostcards.com 

The Bakers arms, 77 - 79 Commercial 

Road, Bournemouth, 01202 555506 

The Branksome, 152-154 Commercial 


www.thebranksome.com 

The Conqueror Inn, Lyndhurst Road, 

Hinton, Christchurch, 01425 672 404 

The London hotel, 2 Terminus 

Terrace, Southampton, 02380 710652, 

www.the-london.co.uk 

V Club, Exeter Road, Bournemouth, 

www.vbournemouthrocks.com 

xchange, 4 The Triangle, Bournemouth, 

01202 294321, www.xchangebar.co.uk 

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BY mark aLLawaY Mark Allaway is a student journalist at 

Bournemouth University, and enjoys 

writing about sports and entertainment. 

Book 

Now! 

Katie Melua 

The Bournemouth International Centre 

Katie Melua tours in late 2010 after releasing her fourth studio album ‘The 

House’. Written in collaboration with Guy Chambers, known for his work 

with Robbie Williams, Melua says this album is different to her previous hits - 

favourites such as ‘Closest Thing to Crazy’, ‘Nine Million Bicycles’ and ‘Call off 

the Search’. 

She plays the BIC on 20 December, and you could be there, with tickets 

starting at £30. Visit www.bic.co.uk 

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uB40 - 19 NoVEmBEr 

Southampton Guildhall 

UB40 conclude their 2010 ‘Signing Off’ tour at Southampton Guildhall on 19 November to celebrate 30 years since the 

release of their debut album. Southampton is one of the venues selected to play an intimate gig featuring classics such as 

‘Red Red Wine’ and ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love’. The ska legends will perform hits from across all their albums as well as the 

hits from ‘Signing Off’, after completing a coast-to-coast tour of America. 

Tickets cost £35 and can be bought online from www.livenation.co.uk/southampton. 

roBErTa FLaCk - 28 NoVEmBEr 

Portsmouth Guildhall 

One of only two artists in the world to have won the Grammy for ‘record of the year’ two years in a row, Soul and R ‘n’ B 

legend Roberta Flack visits the Portsmouth Guildhall on 28 November. As part of a tour of the UK & Europe, Roberta will be 

re-living some memories with classics such as ‘The First Time Ever I Saw your Face’ and ‘Killing me Softly with his Song’. The 

multi-million selling artist can be seen in true style with the Guildhall’s VIP package, including a limited edition greatest hits 

CD, priced at £75. Other tickets start from £32.50. www.portsmouthguildhall.co.uk 

JoN aNdErSoN aNd rICk wakEmaN - 29 oCToBEr 

Lighthouse Centre, Poole 

‘YES’ frontmen Jon Anderson and Rick Wakeman have teamed up for a limited UK run - playing old rock classics as well as 

brand new arrangements just for this tour, which will arrive at the Lighthouse, Poole on 29 October. In between the tunes 

they will be reminiscing over their careers and retelling hilarious anecdotes. Tickets for this rare event start at £29.50, and 

more information can be found at www.lighthousepoole.co.uk. 

aThLETE 

The 02 Academy, Bournemouth 

Athlete are coming to the 02 Academy in Bournemouth on 25 November, playing old favourites and upcoming singles 

spanning their eight-year career so far. Their latest album ‘Black Swan’ went to number 18 in the UK album charts and is 

now being released in America. The tour will prepare the London group for their next album, set for a 2011 release. Expect 

classics such as ‘Wires’, ‘El Salvador’ and more recent releases such as ‘The Getaway’. Tickets start at £16.50, and can be 

found at www.02academybournemouth.co.uk


That’ll be the day- 25th anniversary 

show, The UK’s most successful 

rock ‘n’ roll tour, £19-£22.50, 7.45pm, 


open mic-night, Free, 8.30pm, Chaplins 

Bar, Bournemouth 






Summer organ concerts, Donald 

MacKenzie’s organ & piano, £3.00, 


kyps birthday bash- great pretender, 

Queen tribute, £10.00, 8.00pm, 

Mr Kyps, Bournemouth 

The Bootleg 60s, With The Overtures, 

From £15.50, 7.30pm, The Regent Centre, 

Christchurch 

mr wise guy, 4-piece rock band, Free 

Entry, 9.00pm, Patrick’s, Poole 

The Introjuicer presents-New 

Band Nights, Free, 8.30pm, Cellar Bar, 

Bournemouth 






ru40, UB40 Tribute, £10.00, 8.00pm, Mr 

Kyps, Bournemouth 

dennis Loccorriere, And his band 

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‘Tomorrow Road’, £20.00, 8.00pm, Tivoli 


mudeford crabs, Rock group, Free Entry, 

7.00pm, Nelson Tavern, Christchurch 

matt monro Jnr, Singing classics of 

his father as well as his own works, From 


Christchurch 

discos out-murders In, indie/pop, 

Free, 8.30pm, Cellar Bar, Bournemouth 

weaver, great live music in a traditional 

pub, Free, 8.30pm, Spotted Cow, Poole 

prairie dogs, rockabilly band, Free, 

8-9pm, The Talbot, Winton 






west Coast, Music of the Beach Boys, 

£15.00, 7.30pm, Tivoli Theatre, Wimborne 

wayward, Metal/indie, Free Entry, 

7.30pm, Nelson Tavern, Christchurch 

monkey puzzle, funk, Free, 8.30pm, 

Cellar Bar, Bournemouth 

diesel, great live music in a traditional 


Bafana, Free, 8-9pm, The Talbot, Winton 


aBBa mania, A night of ABBA classics, 

£19-£22.50, 7.30pm, Pavilion Theatre, 

Bournemouth 

The royal marines association 

Concert Band, Supporting The Friends 

Johnny Cash tribute @ Tivoli 

On Friday 10 September the Tivoli Theatre in Wimborne will pay homage to the 

life and music of the legendary Johnny Cash courtesy of Roger Dean and his show 

The Johnny Cash Story. 

Roger Dean rose to fame following his BBC television debut at the age of 

14 and he secured his first of many radio broadcasts soon after performing the 

music of Johnny Cash, so who better to recreate the magic of the world’s most 

loved outlaw? When asked to describe his show Dean explains that “rather than 

attempting to mimic the great Johnny Cash, myself and my band have developed 

our own style over the years treating audiences to a slick, tried and tested show 

which has taken in some of the biggest cities in the world”. 

For those who have seen the Hollywood blockbuster Walk The Line starring 

Reece Witherspoon and Joaquin Phoenix then you are guaranteed to enjoy over 

two hours of storytelling magic featuring Johnny Cash’s biggest hits: I Walk The 

Line, Ring of Fire, Get Rhythm, Folsom Prison Blues, Man In Black, A Boy Named 

Sue and Hurt. 

The performance will commence at 7:30pm, tickets are £16 and available from 

the Tivoli Theatre Box Office on 01202 885566 – book early to avoid missing out 

on a great evening of musical magic! 

of Dolphin charity, £10.50, 3.00pm, Lighthouse, 

Poole 

alex roberts, Folk and blues singer/ 

songwriter, Free Entry, 2.00pm, Nelson 

Tavern, Christchurch 

Nelson unplugged, Open mic night 

hosted by Alex Hall, Free Entry, 9.00pm, 

Nelson Tavern, Christchurch 

Chaplins presents Sunday Best, 

various acoustic artists, Free, 8.30pm, 

Chaplins Bar, Bournemouth 


The Vienna proms, Songs from the 

‘romantic’ period of Austria’s best composers, 

£17.50-£19.50, 7.30pm, Pavilion 

Theatre, Bournemouth 


Summer organ concerts, Kevin 

Grunill’s organ, £3.00, 1.00pm, Pavilion 

Theatre, Bournemouth 

Chris woodford, great acoustic 

guitarist, Free, 8.30pm, Chaplins Bar, 

Bournemouth 






The Bowlly Years, Musical portrayal 

of Al Bowlly, From £10.00, 2.30pm, The 




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robin Bibi Band, Stevie Ray Vaughan 

Tribute, £6.00, 8.00pm, Champions, 

Bournemouth 

Lawerence, Free Entry, 9.00pm, 

Patrick’s, Poole 



Bournemouth 

open mic hosted by Jon and 

mary, Free, 8-9pm, The Talbot, Winton 






Suspiciously Elvis, Tribute to ‘The 

King’, £10.00, 8.00pm, Mr Kyps, Bournemouth 

The Johnny Cash story, Roger Dean 

combines country classics with tales of 

the star’s life, £16.00, 7.30pm, Tivoli 





Jonsi, Sigur Ros lead vocalist, £18.50, 

7.00pm, O2 Academy Bournemouth, 

Bournemouth 

Toxic Twins, Aerosmith Tribute, £6.00, 

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8.00pm, Champions, Bournemouth 

Echo, indie/pop, Free, 8.30pm, Cellar Bar, 

Bournemouth 

damnation alley, great live music in 

a traditional pub, Free, 8.30pm, Spotted 

Cow, Poole 

groovemeister, Free, 8-9pm, The 

Talbot, Winton 






megadeth uk, With support from 

Pantera, £8.00, 8.00pm, Mr Kyps, 

Bournemouth 

Los Endos, Genesis tribute, £12.00, 

8.00pm, Tivoli Theatre, Wimborne 

TBa, Free Entry, 7.30pm, Nelson Tavern, 

Christchurch 

Beatles, Blues and Blue Violin Project, 

Unique take on the Beatles best work, 


Christchurch 

quinns quinney, cowpunk/skiffle - 

awesome band, Free, 8.30pm, Cellar Bar, 

Bournemouth 

roadster, great live music in a traditional 

pub, Free, 8.30pm, Spotted Cow, 

Poole 

Yellow Bros ft. zoe Shwarz, Free, 

8-9pm, The Talbot, Winton 


aBBa mania, A night of ABBA classics, 

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£19-£22.50, 7.30pm, Pavilion Theatre, 

Bournemouth 

Sarah griffin, With Ezio Duo, £7.00, 

8.00pm, Mr Kyps, Bournemouth 




Voice of the heart- karne Carpenter, 

From the producers of ‘Forever In 

Blue Jeans’, From £14.50, 7.30pm, The 






The sounds of Burt Bacharach, 

Chris Dean’s production of the legend’s 

songs, £18.50, 7.30pm, Lighthouse, Poole 


dancing queen, ABBA hits and other 

70s classics, £19.50-£22.50, 7.30pm, 

Lighthouse, Poole 

Texas Tenors, Stars of ‘America’s Got 

Talent’, £19.50, 7.3pm, Lighthouse, Poole 

Bernie’s jazz, Free Entry, 7.00pm, 


Stan’s Blues Jam, Blues 5-piece band, 

Free Entry, 8.30pm, The Talbot, Winton 

Solid air presents pink moon, various 

acoustic acts, Free, 8.30pm, Chaplins 



That’ll be the day- 25th anniver- 

The Spotted Cow 

Live music on Poole Quay – an eclectic 

mix of genres. Look out for their brand 

new open mic night coming soon! 

FrI 03 SEp Weaver 

SaT 04 SEp Diesel 

FrI 10 SEp Damnation Alley 

SaT 11 SEp Roadster 

FrI 17 SEp Mission Impossible 

SaT 18 SEp Vulcan 

FrI 24 SEp Dakota 

SaT 25 SEp The Cherries 

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70s classics, £19.50-£22.50, 2.30pm & 

7.30pm, Lighthouse, Poole 

dani wilde Band, Young Blues Singer/ 

Guitarist, £6.00, 8.00pm, Champions, 

Bournemouth 



iCandi, Free, 8-9pm, The Talbot, Winton 






Summer organ concerts, Robert 

Sudall’s organ & paino, £3.00, 1.00pm, 


panic room, Prog rock group, £10.00, 



70s classics, £19.50-£22.50, 7.30pm, 


New device + mg and the Juggernauts, 

Young Original Rock Band, 

£3.00, 8.00pm, Champions, Bournemouth 

Side one, 2-piece party sounds act, 

Free Entry, 9.00pm, Patrick’s, Poole 



Bournemouth 

wolverines Jazz Band, Free, 8-9pm, 

The Talbot, Winton 






mungo Jerry, Playing a ‘Summertime’ 

gig at Mr Kyps, £10.00, 8.00pm, Mr 



70s classics, £19.50-£22.50, 5.00pm & 


rock Shock horror, Musical hits 

spanning six of the world’s most popualr 

shows, £15.00, 8.00pm, Tivoli Theatre, 

Wimborne 

alex kriche band, Soul group, 

Free Entry, 7.30pm, Nelson Tavern, 

Christchurch 

The Moody Blues @ The Bournemouth International Centre 

The michael Jackson experience, 

Tribute to the King of Pop, From £12.50, 

7.30pm, The Regent Centre, Christchurch 

Beholder + maniacal Edge + 

gonereas, Metal, £5.00, 8.00pm, 

Champions, Bournemouth 

get The Tape, rock, Free, 8.30pm, Cellar 


mission Impossible, great live music 

in a traditional pub, Free, 8.30pm, Spotted 

Cow, Poole 






dire Traits, Dire Starits tribute, £8.00, 



70s classics, £19.50-£22.50, 5.00pm & 


Bobby g’s Bucks Fizz, With old hits 

like ‘Making Your Mind Up’, £15.00, 

7.30pm, Tivoli Theatre, Wimborne 

Bernie Faringdon, Free Entry, 7.30pm, 


The Bowie Experience + karmine, 

David Bowie Tribute, £5.00, 8.00pm, 


Live music, Free, 8.30pm, Cellar Bar, 

Bournemouth 

Vulcan, great live music in a traditional 


70’s disco, Free, 8-9pm, The Talbot, 

Winton 


g2, Genesis tribute, £10.00, 8.00pm, Mr 





Last Night of the proms, Bournemouth 

Concert Brass bringing Albert Hall 

classics, From £9.50, 7.30pm, The Regent 

Centre, Christchurch 





Fiona Fox, Free, 8.30pm, Chaplins Bar, 

Bournemouth 

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Ian parker Trio, Singer-songwriter 

and band, £7.00, 8.00pm, Mr Kyps, 

Bournemouth 




The moody Blues, Music legends 

with 50 years experience in the business, 

£37.50, 8.00pm, Bournemouth International 

Centre, Bournemouth 

Summer organ concerts, Andrew 

Nix’ eletronic organ, £3.00, 1.00pm, 


Sandi Thom, With new album ‘Merchants 

& Thieves’, £10.00, 8.00pm, Mr 


The producers, Quality Local Blues 

Band, £8.00, 8.00pm, Champions, 

Bournemouth 

weaver ‘unplugged’, Indie rock ‘n’ 

roll, Free Entry, 9.00pm, Patrick’s, Poole 



Bournemouth 


The mods, 60s tribute band, £8.00, 


movie musical magic, Back for a 

second year bringing you all the classic 

musical numbers, £15.00, 8.00pm, Tivoli 


Blues machine, Progressive blues/ 

rock, Free Entry, 7.30pm, Nelson Tavern, 

Christchurch 

mgmT, With support from Dum Dum 

Girls, From £18.50, 7.30pm, O2 Academy 

Bournemouth, Bournemouth 

Catalyst + Beyond redemption, 

Tim’s 

Choice 

Rock Covers Evening, £3.00, 8.00pm, 


amity road, indie/rock, Free, 8.30pm, 

Cellar Bar, Bournemouth 

dakota, great live music in a traditional 


phoenix, Free, 8-9pm, The Talbot, 

Winton 


9 Below zero, Blues band in their 

30th year, £12.00, 8.00pm, Mr Kyps, 

Bournemouth 

The Bootleg Shadows, Tribute to 

the 60s legends, £15.00, 8.00pm, Tivoli 


The Cherries, Indie, Modern and 

Classic rock, Free Entry, 9.00pm, Spotted 

Cow, Poole 

dubheart, reggae, Free, 8.30pm, Cellar 


riverside Blues, Free, 8-9pm, The 

Talbot, Winton 


Sing orff, Rendtition of the classic 

composer’s work, £2-£10, 4.00pm, 











dave griff Charity gig, , Free, 3pm 

-9pm, The Talbot, Winton 

JoNaThaN CoTToN 

In Jonathan Cotton, Bournemouth has a long-time consummate performer; 

this latest album (with a 30-date September tour) is joyfully active for one who 

normally gigs as a solo act. The June-launched single Tonight’s The Night sets a 

mellow mood, with subtle synth work providing a gentle backdrop, before the CD 

launches into punchier and up-tempo Destination. Favorite tracks include the rocky 

Awake!, optimistic Busy Road and anthemic Can’t Let Go. The mood created by the 

overall ordering is of waves alternately lapping at your feet and crashing over your 

head. Find Jonathan gigging to appreciate his foreign language fluency! http:// 

www.jclive.co.uk 

Tim Heywood presents LiveWire Live! on Wednesdays 7-9pm on HopeFM 90.1 FM 

and www.hopefm.com, and can be found at live original music gigs, particularly at 

Chaplins and the Cellar Bar. 


Solid air presents pink moon, various 

acoustic acts, Free, 8.30pm, Chaplins 



hit me! The life and rhymes of Ian 

dury, The story of the Blockheads’ lead 

singer told in musical, £14.00, 7.30pm, 

Tivoli Theatre, Wimborne 




Summer organ concerts, 

Penny Weedon’s electronic organ, £3.00, 


a very special tribute to Buddy 

rich, With Pete Carter’s big band, £14- 

£16, 7.30pm, Lighthouse, Poole 

Thea gilmore, Up and coming alternative 

country musician, £14.00, 7.30pm, 

Tivoli Theatre, Wimborne 

Steve marks, Tom Jones and Elvis tribute 

artist, Free Entry, 9.00pm, Patrick’s, 

Poole 



Bournemouth 

VENuES 

Bournemouth International Centre, 

Exeter Road, Bournemouth, 0844 

576 3000, www.bic.co.uk 

Cellar Bar, 529 Old Christchurch Road, 


chaplins.cellarbar.biz 


Champions, 51 Norwich Avenue West, 

Bournemouth, 01202 757000, http:// 

www.championsbournemouth.co.uk/ 

Chaplins Bar, 529 Old Christchurch 


www.chaplins.cellarbar.biz 

Lighthouse , Kingland Road, Poole, 

0844 406 8666, www.lighthousepoole. 

co.uk 

mr kyps, 3a Parr Street, Bournemouth, 

01202 748945, www.mrkyps.net 

Nelson Tavern , 75 Mudeford, 

Christchurch, 01202 485 105, www. 

nelsontavern.com 

o2 academy Bournemouth, 

570 Christchurch Road, 

Bournemouth, 0844 477 2000, 

www.02academybournemouth.co.uk 

patrick’s, 1 Bournemouth Road, Poole, 

01202 734000, http://www.patricksrestaurants.co.uk/ 

pavilion Theatre, Westover Road, 

Bournemouth, 0844 576 3000, www. 

bic.co.uk 

Spotted Cow , 2 High Street, Poole, 

01202 673854, 




The Talbot, 559 Wimborne Road, 

Winton, 01202 510300, 


01202 885566, www.tivoliwimbourne.co.uk 

49 

Listed

50 Listed 

Charity 

BY FIoNa JuLIaN 

Charity Listings 


Lunar walk, in aid of Forest Holme 

Hospice, £5 + sponsorship, Midnight, 

Dolphin Shopping Centre, Poole, 01202 

670644, www.friendsofforestholme.org. 

uk/lunar-walk.asp 

FrIdaY 10 – SuN 12 SEpTEmBEr 

Inside out Festival Bournemouth, 

Inside Out joins forces with Dance 

South West and Bournemouth Council 

to celebrate the opening of the dance 

centre at the Pavilion, Free , 2pm-10pm, 

Bournemouth Square, Lower Gardens 

an Pavilion Dance Centre, Bournemouth, 

Dorset, Bournemouth, Tel Activate: 

01202 884340, www.insideoutdorset. 

co.uk 

Boscombe Community Fair, 3 days 

of arts; music and performance alongside 

stalls and workshops: Friday night, 

Saturday noon til late and Sunday noon 

until evening, Kings Park, Bournemouth, 

07969 557997, see Boscombe Community 

Fair on Facebook 


Naomi house moonlight walk, 

Charity Walk, £15, 9.00pm, Southampton 

Sports Centre, Southampton, www. 

naomihouse.org.uk 

Inside out Festival poole, Stilted 

figures creative and inventive performance, 

Free, 8pm start, Poole Quay, Dorset 

Tel Activate: 01202 884340, www. 

insideoutdorset.co.uk 


golf day 27 holes, Teams of 4, 

£65pp, All day/eve, Dorset Golf & Country 

Club, Bere Regis, Nr Poole, Dorset, 

07825 268 183, www.lifeeducationwessex.org.uk 


dorset police male Voice choir 

concert for poole africa Link , 

Concert, £7.00, 7.30pm, St Michael’s 

church, Blandford Road, Hamworthy, 

01202 448182, http://nww.intranet. 

poole.nhs.uk/staff_information/poole_ 

africa_link.aspx 


practical Conservation, Help with 

woodland management by therapeutic 

hazel coppicing. Training and tools 

provided, Free, 9.30 am-4 pm, RSPB 

Garston Wood nature reserve, Dean 

Lane, Sixpenny Handley, Dorset, Nearest 

is Shaftesbury, 01929 553360, www. 

rspb.org.uk/reserves/guide/g/garstonwood/events.asp 

Fiona Julian is a creative communicator, director of Spontaneity Productions 

and producer and presenter on 90.1 HopeFM. If you have a charity 

event for Listed or want your voice heard contact fiona@sponto.co.uk 

Time to celebrate 

recovery 

pants on Fire Fun run, Run or walk 5k 

for Men’s cancers, 10.30am, Mountbatten 

Centre, Portsmouth, 023 8067 2200 or 

email tracey@wessexcancer.org , www. 

wessexcancer.org 


Fashion Show for the hampshire 

autistic Society, Includes arrival drink, 

2 fashion shows, free makeovers courtesy 

of Boots, Southampton, light buffet, Estee 

Lauder goodie bags, raffle/ auction , £15, 

7.30pm, Legacy Botleigh Grange Hotel, 

Hedge End, Southampton, 01489 776969 

or lucy.ward@legacy-hotels.co.uk, www. 

has.org.uk 

Did you know that Bournemouth 

has the largest recovery community in 

Europe? Sadly only a small percentage 

complete the journey. Many return to 

their old lives with only jails, institutions 

and death to look forward to, others drop 

out of treatment and congregate in the 

suburbs. But there is hope and a group 

of pioneering ex-alcoholics and drug 

addicts called Clean Time Soundsystem 

are encouraging others on the road to 

freedom by sharing their talents as DJs 

and musicians. 

Founder member Tommy Mixx explains; 

“It’s all about believing in people 

and giving them an opportunity. We 

throw drug and drink-free parties in 

Bournemouth that cost nothing to get 

in. It is beautiful to see people - who 

probably for the first time in years haven’t 

any drink or drugs in their system - lose 

their inhibitions, free from care, dancing 

to the music. Our hope is that the person 

who has just arrived, who is confused, 

emotional and low on confidence can 

start to build up a network of support 

and friendship in our flourishing recovery 

community.” 

Clean Time’s volunteer ethos is to give 

freely of their time and they support their 

activities by hiring out the sound system. 

DJ Micky enthuses: “We do it because 

we love the music and it’s a chance to 

give back and make a difference to the 

community. We are just so grateful to 

have our lives back.” 

For more information about Clean Time 

Soundsystem or to support the project 

by hiring the system and lights e-mail 

cleantimecollective@hotmail.co.uk or call 

Rupert on 07984 017986. 

SouThampToN BoaT Show TICkETS BENEFIT CharITY 

Don’t 

Miss 

10% of your PSP Southampton Boat Show ticket price 

will be donated to the Wessex Cancer Trust when your 

purchase via www.wessexcancer.org or call 0871 230 

7140 and quote S29. The charity will also be at the 

boat show between 10th and 19th September.

The Cumberland - Suncliff - Cliffeside 

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