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THE WORKING CLASSES<br />

As a TV Producer part of my job is coming<br />

up with new ideas. This year’s most<br />

controversial was <strong>The</strong> Day <strong>The</strong> Immigrants<br />

Left which was shown on BBC1, presented<br />

by Evan Davies and watched by around six<br />

million people.<br />

I wanted to make a programme about<br />

something that people were talking about.<br />

Immigration is definitely one of the hottest<br />

potatoes in Britain but how to make a<br />

programme about it that anybody wanted<br />

to watch However important it is, once<br />

the news is over, wouldn’t most people<br />

prefer to put their feet up in front of X-<br />

Factor<br />

<strong>The</strong>n it struck me. I’d heard it so many<br />

times: “<strong>The</strong>y’re taking our houses and jobs.<br />

Why don’t they just F... off back home!” I<br />

started to think - what would happen if the<br />

immigrants really did leave I decided to do<br />

something daring - we would conduct a<br />

controversial social experiment, a TV stunt<br />

with a real purpose, where we actually<br />

would take away the immigrants and give<br />

British-born locals the chance to take over<br />

their jobs. Crazy, but it could just work on<br />

TV.<br />

<strong>The</strong> BBC was excited about the idea but<br />

also nervous that it couldn’t be done so it<br />

was my job to prove it could.<br />

We decided to set the programme in<br />

Wisbech, Cambridgeshire, which used to<br />

be one of the most ethnically “English”<br />

towns in Britain until six years ago when<br />

thousands of Eastern European immigrant<br />

workers moved in. Locals now call it<br />

“Wizbekistan”! When the assistant<br />

producer and I went for our first visit we<br />

realised how tough it was going to be to<br />

get people to take part. <strong>The</strong> immigrants<br />

were scared to talk in case they lost their<br />

jobs and the locals had plenty to say about<br />

the subject but were, not surprisingly,<br />

worried about being filmed. We literally<br />

tramped the streets until we had enough<br />

people to make the experiment work. But<br />

with such a controversial subject we always<br />

had to be careful that what we filmed was a<br />

genuine attempt to get every side of the<br />

story.<br />

We obviously couldn’t send away a whole<br />

town of immigrant workers, so we just<br />

targeted a cross section of jobs – croppickers<br />

on a farm, production line workers<br />

in a packing plant, waiting staff and cooks<br />

at the Indian restaurant, etc. and with their<br />

permission we replaced them with our<br />

local British “wannabe” workers. <strong>The</strong>n it<br />

was time for the action to begin.<br />

When it came to the big day the local<br />

workers just seemed to hang themselves.<br />

We’d tried our hardest to find people who<br />

genuinely needed a job and had the kind of<br />

skills that would fit, but in the final<br />

reckoning, they turned up hours late,<br />

others called in sick and those who did<br />

come to work found all kinds of excuses as<br />

to why they weren’t able to keep up with<br />

their fellow (immigrant) workers. <strong>The</strong>y<br />

even accused people of setting up the<br />

conveyor belt too fast (in fact it was slowed<br />

down a bit for their first day), complaining<br />

about being told what to do by a foreigner,<br />

and giving up half-way through the day<br />

because it was too difficult.<br />

When the final show went out, it was a<br />

hugely controversial hit, watched by 6<br />

million people and written about in all the<br />

papers, on the radio, TV and the internet.<br />

<strong>The</strong> most common reaction was “It made<br />

me ashamed to be British”. It wasn’t quite<br />

the result we were expecting but it<br />

certainly made people sit up and think<br />

again about an important subject!<br />

Deborah Colman (GR 1983-85)<br />

(<strong>The</strong> programme Deborah describes went out on<br />

BBC1 Wednesday 24 February 2010).<br />

IS THAT PUBLISHING WELL I’LL BE DAMNED!<br />

<strong>The</strong> publishing bug<br />

<strong>The</strong>re was a certain inevitability that, with<br />

hindsight, I would go into publishing and<br />

become an editor. My father was a Fleet<br />

Street journalist before the war, and I<br />

enjoyed writing small contributions for my<br />

prep school magazine, for <strong>The</strong> Cantuarian<br />

and Richard Branson’s recently started<br />

Student magazine while I was at King’s, and<br />

then decided that Linacre had enough<br />

home-grown talent for me to bring out a<br />

house magazine, Oracle, which I think<br />

managed only two editions, and was run<br />

off on a spirit duplicator machine in the<br />

staff common room. I have no idea how the<br />

machine worked, but you had to generate a<br />

master copy of each page that was<br />

transferred to blank sheets of paper, as you<br />

cranked a handle, by the use of a liquid that<br />

smelt like meths. <strong>The</strong> master copy had a<br />

limited life, but could manage many more<br />

copies of Oracle than I could ever hope to<br />

circulate. However, the excitement of<br />

having an idea for a publication,<br />

commissioning contributors for it, and<br />

witnessing the mechanics of going into<br />

print, confirmed for me my love of<br />

publishing.<br />

At university I got involved in the college<br />

magazine straightaway, being offered the<br />

editorship in my second year. <strong>The</strong>re was<br />

the added attraction that, instead of having<br />

to move out into digs, a room in college<br />

came with the job. However, I probably<br />

have the dubious distinction of being<br />

responsible for an upheaval in the college’s<br />

magazine output. I wanted to produce a<br />

publication that had a mix of literary<br />

creativity and journalistic treatment of<br />

stories and issues of topical relevance, and<br />

decided that a record of how the (talented<br />

and enthusiastic) sports teams and leisure<br />

activity clubs had fared through the year<br />

would sit uncomfortably with this approach<br />

– and so left them out. <strong>The</strong>re were<br />

complaints, inevitably, but eventually all<br />

this information found a place in<br />

subsequent official college magazines,<br />

glossily and professionally produced and<br />

very different animals from the scruffy<br />

<strong>OKS</strong> <strong>Offcuts</strong> • <strong>Jan</strong> <strong>2011</strong> • Issue 31<br />

8<br />

<strong>The</strong> <strong>OKS</strong> <strong>Association</strong> • www.oks.org.uk

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