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Corpus Tamrielicum - The Imperial Library

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At nine thirty, his advisor, seeing the royal eyes beginning to glaze over with madness, said,<br />

"Your Terrible Majesty surely knows that it is not fashionable to arrive at any ball for at least<br />

an hour after the desired time, yes?"<br />

<strong>The</strong> Emperor just stared.<br />

[4] THE ASYLUM BALL<br />

At ten thirty, the Emperor called for some food and wine, and sat at his throne, looking at the<br />

open door, eatting. Thirty minutes later, he ordered the orchestra to begin playing. For the<br />

next three hours, they played gaily for the empty, candlelit ballroom.<br />

At one o'clock, the Emperor announced his intention to retire for the evening. My uncle was<br />

one of the warders who assisted His Terrible Majesty up the staircase. Halfway to his room,<br />

Pelagius threw himself on the floor in a hysteria, screaming and laughing, ordering more wine<br />

(my mother was good at this part of the story, rolling her eyes and shreiking, "More wine!<br />

More wine! Wine!"), and, in short, imagining that he was possessed by all the revellers at his<br />

party that never was.<br />

Two days later, he was still not better. He had cut himself and those who tried to grapple him<br />

horribly with the red diamonds of his robe. Eventually it was decided that the Torval asylum<br />

was not equipped to deal with a lunatic of his severity, and he was sent to a more secure<br />

location in Black Marsh. It was only three months later, my uncle heard that the Emperor had<br />

died.<br />

One of my uncle's duties was to clear out the personal property of the inmates after their<br />

death. Being primarily landed nobility, the personal property was often quite extensive.<br />

Several years after the asylum ball, my uncle was called to clear out the apartment of a<br />

duchess whose chief eccentricity was a propensity to pilfer. Kleptomania, I believe it's called.<br />

Locked away in a secret door in her desk, protected by a trap armed with a barbed needle, was<br />

a variety of jewels, piles of gold, and a five large stacks of beautifully engraved invitations<br />

signed in the Emperor's childlike handwriting.<br />

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