April 2010 - 12 Step Gazette

Volume Issue # 20 1 Issue 12 August April 2010 2009 Page Page 119Drunk Pennsylvania ManTries to Revive Dead PossumPolice say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkennessafter he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead possum along a highway.State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 inOliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. The troopersays one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing asthough he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attemptingto give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Levier says the animal alreadyhad been dead a while. [Editors note: That’s one of our ‘I nevers’]Heads Up For The WhizzinatorA pot-smoking parolee in Colorado faces criminal charges for allegedlyoffering a cash bribe to try to pass a drug test. Police said a 34-year-old man tried Jan. 3 to bribe a state worker to allow him to use adevice called a "Whizzinator" to pass a drug test he had to take whileon parole. Prosecutors said the man offered a state worker $300 afterthe worker found him with the "Whizzinator," a device of tubing andheater packs attached to a prosthetic penis sold to cheat drug tests.When asked to raise his shirt and lower his pants, the man was seenwearing the "Whizzinator." The man allegedly offered the state worker$300, then $500, to throw away the device. The worker refused.To Place an AD or Calendar Listing Contact: 215-317-8774 or 12StepGazette@comcast.net