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T H ED A T I N G G A M Eby David McIntyreEvery year people find love at the University Liggett School. The ULS Dating Game has innovated a way toredefine the dating world within the walls of Liggett. The Dating Game allows many single men and single women tomeet, flirt, and fall in love. We are determined to prove that there is such a thing as true love and you can be in a lastingrelationship. The Dating Game finds people who are serious about finding love and gives them control of discoveringthat special someone. No matter what you are interested in, we will find you the person you are most compatiblewith. Our in depth questionnaire unravels your heart’s true meaning of love and we will match you with your Liggettsoul mate.Male Match: Dan ZukasFemale Match: Nikki Homfield1. What is your sign? Do you care?Yes?2. Would you be offended if someone touched your ear?No.3. Does a platypus freak you out?Yes.4. Are you morally or biologically opposed to datingsomebody at Liggett?Depends on their sign.5. Do you dream about submarines?Yellow.6. How do you tackle someone?At the waist.7. When serving in ping pong, do you throw or bounce?Who bounces?8. Favorite Mexican food?Cheesy gordita crunch.9. Dane Cook:Funny and stupid.10. Would you date somebody without a license?Over 4’10”?11. Would you wear pink and green on a first date?Of course.12. How would you break up with somebody?Like Joseph Shannon.1. What is your sign? Do you care?I prefer Ped-X-ing..2. Would you be offended if someone touched your ear?I like corn.3. Does a platypus freak you out?Why would it?4. Are you morally or biologically opposed to dating somebodyat Liggett?No.5. Do you dream about submarines?Only Joey Shannon.6. How do you tackle someone?At the waist.7. When serving in ping pong, do you throw or bounce?Throw8. Favorite Mexican food?Nunan burrito.9. Dane Cook:Hi…larious.10. Would you date somebody without a license?No, because they’re im-a-toor.11. Would you wear pink and green on a first date?Maybe a lil bit.12. How would you break up with somebody?I leave them a note taped to a number that gives them thenumber to the rejection hotline, then I give them 12 deadroses, then Facebook message them and say later skater.