second-sight. "You think Satan's son will be any different?" he asked. <strong>Constantine</strong> shook h<strong>is</strong>head. "He'll just turn th<strong>is</strong> place into h<strong>is</strong> own Hell - and then where will you go to party?" Hesmiled thinly. "Heaven?"She frowned. He was rather cruelly emphasizing that Ellie, at least, would never knowHeaven."No need to get rough," she said.<strong>Constantine</strong> snorted. "Never bothered you before,"All the time aware of that demon - a lawyer, predictably - edging its way closer to h<strong>is</strong> flank.Ellie smiled at h<strong>is</strong> little joke about roughness."I am so going to m<strong>is</strong>s our little trysts. Hotter than Hell.""Me too, kid."<strong>The</strong> demon on h<strong>is</strong> left was bending its knees, about to spring...<strong>Constantine</strong> could feel it trying to keep its thoughts hidden so he couldn't read its mind, but hecaught some fragments anyway.One spring, tear out h<strong>is</strong> throat... but don't kill him too quick.... <strong>The</strong> boss will get him soon enough I canfeed on h<strong>is</strong> suffering as he bleeds to death, if I do it just right. I can almost taste the blood.... One step more,and then...<strong>Constantine</strong> pulled out h<strong>is</strong> cigarette lighter with h<strong>is</strong> left hand. "You are in violation of theBalance," he said, addressing them all in a loud, officious, annoyingly reasonable voice. "Leaveimmediately or 1 will deport you.""Oh, John," Ellie said, "th<strong>is</strong> <strong>is</strong> so embarrassing. Where's your pride?" She gave him a look ofsaddened pity.He knew it looked ridiculous, telling a roomful of demons he was going to deport them with acigarette lighter. But there was precious little pleasure remaining to him in h<strong>is</strong> doomed life, andhe enjoyed the moment anyway. <strong>Constantine</strong> had always felt that the whole universe wasinherently absurd - he'd felt an obscure pleasure, a kind of personal revenge, in helping to point itup by creating moments that showed the architects of the cosmos their own exqu<strong>is</strong>ite absurdity."All of you!" he went on, waving the cigarette lighter. "Beat it! Shove off! Take the firstdown escalator!"<strong>The</strong> half-breed that had been about to jump him paused a moment in uncertainty, wonderingwhat <strong>Constantine</strong> was up to. <strong>Constantine</strong> took that opportunity to step up onto a lobby chair,ra<strong>is</strong>ing the lighter higher, thrusting it at the ceiling.Ellie shook her head sadly at him."Baby doll," he said to Ellie. "Go to Hell."Ellie looked up at the ceiling - suspecting, then just as the flame in h<strong>is</strong> lighter triggered thefire-extingu<strong>is</strong>hing sprinklers.<strong>The</strong> water sprayed down on the roomful of demons - demons in business suits and doctors'coats and delivery uniforms, all looking cynically amused as they were doused.<strong>The</strong> water had no effect at all, except to ruin the cut of their outfits. He heard one of themmutter d<strong>is</strong>gustedly about just having gotten the suit from the dry cleaner."Th<strong>is</strong> was your plan?" Ellie said, sighing.<strong>The</strong> water's downspray slowed, almost stopped for a moment. <strong>The</strong>n came a new spurt in thelines, and suddenly it was as if a d<strong>is</strong>cordant music heard only by the demons was playing, sendingthem into a mad dance. <strong>The</strong>y leapt about screaming, contorting, gyrating, as their skin began tofry, to sizzle away from immersion in..."Holy water!" Ellie shrieked.<strong>Constantine</strong> felt an unspeakable relief: Chaz had done h<strong>is</strong> job. <strong>Constantine</strong> had been far fromsure he would succeed. Chaz had used the blessed cross Midnite had given them to turn the waterin the overhead fire sprinklers into holy water.<strong>The</strong> demons danced to a violin tarantella of sheer agony - it was a metaphysical agony as wellas physical, their very souls tormented by the touch of the divine energy impregnating the holy
water. <strong>The</strong>ir human outer skins were melting away and <strong>Constantine</strong> could see the demonsrevealed beneath, for a moment - snarling bestial gaunt toothy faces that made him think of amoray eel - before those forms, too, began to collapse like Day of the Dead sugar candy in therain.But they weren't dead yet, they were still mobile, and some had the presence of mind to rush<strong>Constantine</strong>. <strong>The</strong>y could still kill him before they went frying down to Hell. <strong>The</strong>y could takehim down with them.<strong>The</strong> half-breed who'd been trying to flank him made h<strong>is</strong> move now, even as h<strong>is</strong> skin bubbledaway:He leapt - and was struck full in the face by a blast from <strong>Constantine</strong>'s Holy Shotgun, thebullets he'd made from sacred relics forming a core surrounded by shotgun pellets, d<strong>is</strong>integratingthe demon's head. <strong>Constantine</strong> sidestepped the flying body - headless, but carried by itsmomentum - even as he heard the wail of the demon's soul spiraling back down to Hell.And all the time the sprinkler water continued to spray down, jetting on <strong>Constantine</strong> anddemons alike, making him sopping wet, the water streaming on h<strong>is</strong> face and blurring h<strong>is</strong> v<strong>is</strong>ion alittle, h<strong>is</strong>sing in h<strong>is</strong> ear: pandemonium in a lobby turned into a locker room shower, the furniturepuddling with runoff, the chair slippery under him. Losing h<strong>is</strong> traction, <strong>Constantine</strong> jumpeddown to the floor, pumping the shotgun as he went.He turned, just as another demon rushed him, its face almost gone thanks to the searing holywater, its weirdly sloping skull showing through, one eye melted and the other glaring lidlessly.<strong>Constantine</strong> shot that eye away, along with the top of its head, and it went shrieking to the pit.He saw Ellie, then, writhing on the floor. He recognized her from her clothing, the remnantsof her hair, but the rest was just a living cadaver, weeping without eyes, and he looked away.A third demon grabbed at <strong>Constantine</strong>, wrapped a hand that was mostly skeletal bone aroundh<strong>is</strong> throat, and snapped reeking fangs at h<strong>is</strong> face - but <strong>Constantine</strong> jammed the Holy Shotgunagainst its gut and squeezed the trigger.<strong>Not</strong>hing happened - he hadn't pumped the shotgun.<strong>The</strong> talons tightened around h<strong>is</strong> throat, and the demon cackled in triumph - but <strong>Constantine</strong>was pumping the shotgun now, squeezing the trigger, and the point-blank shotgun blast blew thedemon in half, its lower half walking a step or two alone before falling. Its upper half clung to h<strong>is</strong>neck a moment, like a grotesque pendant, gabbling in d<strong>is</strong>appointment, before its joints fell apartin the holy water.Others were coming at him - but they were reduced to crawling on all fours; some, legless, justpulling themselves along on their elbows...One of them had gotten around behind him while he was d<strong>is</strong>tracted with the fight, and now itleapt onto h<strong>is</strong> back, nails digging into him, shrieking in h<strong>is</strong> ear, "I'm not going back!"He knew the voice, however ragged it had become: It was Ellie.<strong>Constantine</strong> grabbed her head, shoved her face directly into the spouting of a sprinkler rightoverhead. She flailed... and stopped moving, d<strong>is</strong>integrating into mucky ash. Her wet clothesslithered off him to the floor - empty."See you there, kid," <strong>Constantine</strong> said, sadly.And then the water stopped spraying. <strong>The</strong> tank had run dry... and the demons were stillcoming. Some of them had died, but others, better covered with clothing, remained somewhatintact. Once it struck the ground the water was no longer holy, so the puddles couldn't help him.And the demons were still coming.He backed up, circled them, heading toward a farther door -Saw a sign on the door: HYDROTHERAPY. That's where the Span<strong>is</strong>h guy with the Spear ofDestiny had gone, wasn't it?<strong>Constantine</strong> sprinted that way, got to the door, went through, started down the hallway - andheard a thudding, a phlegmy gasping, a clattering of bone on bone, behind him. He turned to seethe surviving demons shambling after him, coming through the door. Some of them were
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