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Constantine - The Novelization - Whoa is (Not)

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contact giving him the power to grip an inv<strong>is</strong>ible spirit, to do the impossible: to strangle someonewho wasn't quite there.<strong>Constantine</strong> struggled but couldn't get a grip on the scavenger's hand, couldn't seem to find away to pr<strong>is</strong>e him off - he was just spirit. H<strong>is</strong> body back in the chair was reacting to thestrangulation of the spirit. For it was strangling too, by extension, somehow, or by suggestion.Even as he was choking, <strong>Constantine</strong> reviled himself for h<strong>is</strong> amateur<strong>is</strong>hness. He should haveknown better. <strong>The</strong> scavenger had been playing possum, sensing him coming closer. Perhaps thewh<strong>is</strong>perer had put the idea in h<strong>is</strong> head. Th<strong>is</strong> could be Mammon's way of killing me through thescavenger. Maybe he'd let him follow th<strong>is</strong> long just so he could set him up for th<strong>is</strong> moment. Hethought he heard d<strong>is</strong>tant laughter from Somewhere deep and dark.Th<strong>is</strong> <strong>is</strong> bullshit, <strong>Constantine</strong> thought as that darkness seemed to close around h<strong>is</strong> mind. Don'tgive up. Make the body speak. <strong>The</strong> body in the chair. Control it. It was choking, but if he couldjust get it to call out... He managed to sputter out the name:"Midnite!"And suddenly he felt strong hands pulling him free - as he came back into Midnite's storageroom, dropped with a thud into h<strong>is</strong> mortal body. Found himself still perched on the antiqueelectric chair, gasping for breath. He nodded h<strong>is</strong> thanks to Midnite."Any luck?" Midnite asked casually, looking at h<strong>is</strong> watch.Luck? "That's just the word for it," <strong>Constantine</strong> muttered dryly.He felt strange, after the charge of electricity, and being out of h<strong>is</strong> body. H<strong>is</strong> physicality feltill-fitting, awkward, and heavy: he was uncomfortably aware of the Earth's gravity on h<strong>is</strong> body.He could smell himself; tasted old tobacco and coffee in h<strong>is</strong> mouth; and every ache and pain hadgone from a background grumbling to a shrieking. H<strong>is</strong> clothing chafed on h<strong>is</strong> skin. And heseemed to feel the tumor in h<strong>is</strong> lungs quite clearly, as a defined shape branching out to eat himfrom within, like mold spreading in bread.After a few moments he was nearly himself again.Massaging h<strong>is</strong> throat, thinking that he had to get to Ravenscar. To the spear. But the Sangrede Dios would be damnably well defended."Cool," Chaz said, walking in, looking around at the roomful of artifacts - exchanging stareswith Blackbeard's decapitated head.<strong>Constantine</strong> and Midnite both turned and gave him a hard look - <strong>Constantine</strong> was merelyannoyed, but Midnite's look was charged with warning. Chaz acted as if he didn't notice; he triedto blithely act as if it was perfectly normal and all right for him to be there, in Midnite's mostprivate lair."You're Papa Midnite," Chaz said, blinking at the voodoo master.Midnite scowled. "How did you get in?"Chaz shrugged. "Found my way down. I got tired of waiting up there on that ledge. I felt likefucking Gollum on Mount Doom up there. It bit the big one. Besides, I think something outthere wanted to eat me.""Nonsense," said Midnite. "It would have tasted you, taken a small bite or two at the most.""Oh. Well. That's so much better,""I take it you're with <strong>Constantine</strong>?" He looked back and forth between Chaz and <strong>Constantine</strong>."My apprentice." <strong>Constantine</strong> sighed."When he lets me be," Chaz grumbled."Your apprentice? Really?" Midnite asked, eyebrows ra<strong>is</strong>ed. "That the best you could do?""You work with what you have," <strong>Constantine</strong> said.--Midnite had delegated the running of h<strong>is</strong> zombie gladiatorial show to an underling andallowed <strong>Constantine</strong> the use of h<strong>is</strong> kitchen, under h<strong>is</strong> superv<strong>is</strong>ion - theoretically. He had long agolearned that all superv<strong>is</strong>ion of <strong>Constantine</strong> was at best theoretical. He watched, dubious, as

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