RAY WYLIE HUBBARDA. EnlightenmentB. Endarkenment(H<strong>in</strong>t: <strong>The</strong>re Is No C)(Bordello)Any short list of top Aust<strong>in</strong>artists of the last decadecounts Ray Wylie Hubbard<strong>in</strong> its upper reaches. Eternal& Lowdown (2001), Growl(2003), Delirium Tremolos(2005), Snake Farm (2006),one after another, theWimberley outlaw’s outputbumps ’n’ gr<strong>in</strong>ds a bluesman’sdisposition and thelyricism of a fascist-kill<strong>in</strong>gfolkie. Like Luc<strong>in</strong>da Williams,every blessed bon motHubbard drawls sounds lowdown – and eternal. (See also 1997’s Dangerous Spirits.)His first long-player s<strong>in</strong>ce Eternal & Lowdown (another decade best) not produced byGurf Morlix, A. Enlightenment B. Endarkenment summates itself <strong>in</strong> a song, Hubbard andHayes Carll’s all-time Texas anthem “Drunken Poet’s Dream,” orig<strong>in</strong>ally recorded forthe latter’s 2008 Lost Highway breakthrough, Trouble <strong>in</strong> M<strong>in</strong>d. Tweaked to a f<strong>in</strong>er po<strong>in</strong>there, <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g Morlix and Jeff Plankenhorn’s electric guitars burn<strong>in</strong>g a cigarette holethrough it, “Poet’s” redneck oath – “I’m gonna hollar and I’m gonna scream, I’m gonnaget me some mescal<strong>in</strong>e. <strong>The</strong>n I’m gonna rhyme that with gasol<strong>in</strong>e” – pledges “T” is forTexas and Horton Foote, not for Tennessee Williams. <strong>The</strong> title track’s album-open<strong>in</strong>gchant even whispers mandol<strong>in</strong>-plucked h<strong>in</strong>ts of “<strong>The</strong> Battle of Evermore,” caus<strong>in</strong>gheaven’s pour<strong>in</strong>g “down ra<strong>in</strong> and lightn<strong>in</strong>g bolts.” Preachy “Down Home Country Blues”honks barroom, while “Pots and Pans” mattes the platter’s overall Heartattack and V<strong>in</strong>evibe. Meantime, the lead-off <strong>in</strong>vocation’s black sparrow returns as the ultimate badharb<strong>in</strong>ger (a crow) <strong>in</strong> “Tornado Ripe,” whose harrow<strong>in</strong>g “death and k<strong>in</strong>dl<strong>in</strong>’” demandsthe good ol’ “Whoop and Hollar” that follows before “Black W<strong>in</strong>gs” beats a campfiredirge. Payday dra<strong>in</strong> and hangover “Loose” could go, but the three closers, beg<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>gwith the two-m<strong>in</strong>ute sonic scratchboard of “Every Day Is the Day of the Dead,” guitarand warn<strong>in</strong>gs <strong>in</strong> Spanish by Billy Cassis, who then helps blow Hubbard’s resonatorsmoke <strong>in</strong> “Opium” next, hit pay dirt. “<strong>The</strong> Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” kicksEnlightenment/Endarkenment shut on Dust<strong>in</strong> Welch’s banjo and Trisha Keefer’s redemptionday fiddle. Four rema<strong>in</strong>s a recurr<strong>in</strong>g number <strong>in</strong> Ray Wylie Hubbard’s realm. (RayWylie Hubbard takes scalps at his CD release, Friday, Jan. 15, at Antone’s.)– Raoul HernandezPATTYGRIFFINDowntown Church(Credential)After h<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g atan affection forgospel music on2007’s ChildrenRunn<strong>in</strong>g Through,her hugely successfullast disc, and record<strong>in</strong>g a duet withMavis Staples on last year’s gospel celebration/compilationOh Happy Day, Patty Griff<strong>in</strong>delivers a collection of spiritual momentswith Downtown Church. <strong>The</strong> title refers tothe album be<strong>in</strong>g recorded at the DowntownPresbyterian Church <strong>in</strong> Nashville, and with herguitarist friend Buddy Miller <strong>in</strong> the producer’schair, it’s another step forward for Griff<strong>in</strong>the s<strong>in</strong>ger. Miller’s near perfect <strong>in</strong> this role;his own LPs always flirt with gospel. But histrademark echo and roar allow Griff<strong>in</strong>’s voiceto sh<strong>in</strong>e <strong>in</strong> ways that are dynamic and exhilarat<strong>in</strong>g.Cover<strong>in</strong>g tunes from the tradition aswell as Hank Williams, Big Mama Thornton,and even St. Francis of Assisi, the flamehairedAust<strong>in</strong> diva stretches <strong>in</strong>to unfamiliarterritory. Bely<strong>in</strong>g her Yankee roots, Griff<strong>in</strong>belts and croons like a Texas blues mamaon the familiar “Wade <strong>in</strong> the Water” and theobscure “I Smell a Rat.” <strong>The</strong>re’s also traditionalchurch fare like the solemn set closer“All Creatures of Our God and K<strong>in</strong>g.” Griff<strong>in</strong>could have skated on the success of herlast effort, but Downtown Church is a gutsymove, one that’s as haunt<strong>in</strong>g and orig<strong>in</strong>al asanyth<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> her past. (Patty Griff<strong>in</strong> and JackIngram headl<strong>in</strong>e the Grounded <strong>in</strong> Musicfundraiser at the Paramount <strong>The</strong>atre,Thursday, Jan. 21.)– Jim CaligiuriDANAFALCONBERRYHallettsS<strong>in</strong>ger-guitaristDana Falconberry’sfull-length debut,2008’s Oh Skiesof Grey, brought tom<strong>in</strong>d a time of whitegloves, lace, and good manners, channel<strong>in</strong>gBillie as much as Joni. On her follow-up here,she curiously returns to many of that album’ssongs (see “Texas Platters,” Oct. 10, 2008).“Blue Umbrella,” “S<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>g Lullabies,” “BabyBlue Sky,” “Clement<strong>in</strong>e,” “Sat<strong>in</strong> Dress,”and “Birthday Song” all get delicate rework<strong>in</strong>gs,leav<strong>in</strong>g only two new songs, the lovely“Night<strong>in</strong>gale” and “Annamarie.” Falconberrytexas platters PERFECT GREAT GOOD MEDIOCRE COASTERaga<strong>in</strong> treks down dusty country roads, hersat<strong>in</strong> voice more confident <strong>in</strong> its highs andlows, and on “Clement<strong>in</strong>e” you can practicallyhear the cicadas vibrat<strong>in</strong>g the trees.Maybe Halletts was meant as a do-over,Falconberry want<strong>in</strong>g to perfect some of thosesongs – she’s def<strong>in</strong>itely got the folk-jazz trotdown – but it would have been nice to hear acouple more new songs as well. (Catch DanaFalconberry tonight, Thursday, Jan. 14,at Mohawk.)– Audra SchroederSHOTGUNPARTYMean Old WayAs w<strong>in</strong>ter chills,Shotgun Party levelsa warm blastof summery sw<strong>in</strong>gand bluegrassyfolkiebounce onMean Old Way. <strong>The</strong>Aust<strong>in</strong>-based trio is a perfect target for fansof anyth<strong>in</strong>g Maryann Price does, mean<strong>in</strong>g theirgentle yet lively music is as loaded with bandleaderJenny Parrott’s mounta<strong>in</strong>-cool vocalsas it is shot with hot jazzy fiddle courtesy ofKaty Rose Cox. It’s Cox’s fiddle that givesthe band such personality, beg<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>g with<strong>in</strong>strumental cover “Dragg<strong>in</strong>’ the Bow.” On theother side, the unexpected beauty of the bil<strong>in</strong>gual“Y Yo” suggests that Parrott’s horizon isbroader than it appears, as does the smokypresence of Steve James on slide and StanleySmith on clar<strong>in</strong>et on “Run n Hide” and the sly“Kitchen Mechanic.” Some of Mean Old Way’ssweet new sound comes courtesy of producerMark Hallman, who imbues the 17 songs withhis legendary expertise, guaranteed to warmcold nights with someone you love. – Margaret MoserCRAZY HEARTORIGINALMOTIONPICTURESOUNDTRACK(New West)“It’s all magic.”That’s the phrasethe late StephenBruton used <strong>in</strong>September 2008 to describe work<strong>in</strong>g on theset of Crazy Heart, and with good reason.Actor Jeff Bridges embodies his role asan orig<strong>in</strong>al outlaw songwriter – confident,crooked, and hardened with time. Pairedwith Bruton’s lyricism, co-producer T BoneBurnett’s saturated Americana backdrop, andJoel Guzman’s accordion brushes, Bridgesnotches a Tex-Mex trifecta start<strong>in</strong>g withopener “Hold on You” that bodes well aga<strong>in</strong>stBurnett’s other soundtrack selections, <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>gTownes Van Zandt (“If I Needed You”),Waylon Jenn<strong>in</strong>gs (“Are You Sure Hank DoneIt This Way”), and Lightn<strong>in</strong>’ Hopk<strong>in</strong>s (“Once aGambler”). <strong>The</strong> actor’s take on rustic honkytonkorig<strong>in</strong>al “I Don’t Know,” co-written byBruton and Burnett, actually trumps that ofr<strong>in</strong>ger Ryan B<strong>in</strong>gham, though the latter’s dustytheme song “<strong>The</strong> Weary K<strong>in</strong>d” captures thefilm’s scope better than Spr<strong>in</strong>gsteen’s “<strong>The</strong>Wrestler.” B<strong>in</strong>gham’s local Dead Horses ripthrough the roadhouse boogie “SomebodyElse,” and even Col<strong>in</strong> Farrell excels <strong>in</strong>Nashville s<strong>in</strong>gle “Gone, Gone, Gone.” It’smagic all right, and a fond f<strong>in</strong>al tribute to oneof South Aust<strong>in</strong>’s f<strong>in</strong>est. – Aust<strong>in</strong> PowellTHE SOURNOTESIt’s Not GonnaBe PrettySongwriterJared Boulangermust keep BrillBuild<strong>in</strong>g hours.Last year, theSour Notesissued its engag<strong>in</strong>gfull-length debut, Received <strong>in</strong> Bitterness,chased with a 7-<strong>in</strong>ch s<strong>in</strong>gle. Sophomore LP It’sNot Gonna Be Pretty marks the local quartet’ssharpest and most cohesive work to date.Opener “Beyond Recognition” splits the differencebetween the Postal Service and Say Hi,programmed beats and bassist Ela<strong>in</strong>e Greer’ssweet harmony build<strong>in</strong>g toward Boulanger’sconclusive refra<strong>in</strong>: “It’s all right, I don’t m<strong>in</strong>d.”In fact, most of the album sticks to theBarsuk variety of <strong>in</strong>die rock: soft melodieswith a vulnerable streak set to a revolv<strong>in</strong>g andairtight pop backdrop, from v<strong>in</strong>dictive guitarrave-up “Do-ers & Say-ers” and synth-cushion“One Word Emotions” to the beautifully melancholic“A Cute Little Ru<strong>in</strong>.” Just over 30m<strong>in</strong>utes, It’s Not Gonna Be Pretty is teas<strong>in</strong>glybrief, but thankfully that’s an issue the SourNotes can remedy <strong>in</strong> no time flat. – Aust<strong>in</strong> PowellROBERTGLASPERDouble Booked(Blue Note)Jazz traditionalistswill wish theycould have gottenmore of RobertGlasper’s Trioon the Houstonnative’s most recent Double Booked, but anyonefamiliar with the 30-year-old pianist knowsthere’s no sense <strong>in</strong> conf<strong>in</strong>ement. As a longtimecollaborator of Mos Def, J Dilla, Q Tip,and the Roots, Glasper’s musical tendencieslie as close to hip-hop as they do to traditionaljazz, a fact made most evident on the tease ofDe La Soul’s “Stakes Is High” midway through<strong>The</strong>lonious Monk’s “Th<strong>in</strong>k of One.” Split <strong>in</strong>totwo parts – first half with the Trio, secondwith his Experiment, which features CaseyBenjam<strong>in</strong> on both saxophone and vocoder –Booked is just as much about Glasper’s uniquevision (the Bilal-featured “All Matter”) as it ishis tangled piano phras<strong>in</strong>gs (“No Worries”).Approach it with an “Open M<strong>in</strong>d.”– Chase Hoffberger48 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JANUARY 15, 2010 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m
LEAD STORYNatives of the Erromango section of thePacific island Vanuatu recently held a formal“conciliation” with the great-great-grandsonof the British missionary whom the islanders’ancestors ate when he came ashore <strong>in</strong>1839. Charles Milner-Williams’ forebear, theRev. John Williams, was regarded as themost famous Christian missionary of theera. Vanuatuan legislator Ralph Regenvanutold BBC News that cannibalism was traditionallya sacred warrior practice for “vanquish<strong>in</strong>ga threat [and] absorb<strong>in</strong>g the powerof the enemy.” Nonetheless, he said, theisland has long felt “guilt” and even a “complex”from kill<strong>in</strong>g and eat<strong>in</strong>g Williams. Inpenitence, Vanuatu symbolically gave theWilliams family a 7-year-old girl, who will notbe eaten but whose education Milner-Williams promised to underwrite.CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUEIn November, a Chicago judge ruled thatformer firefighter Jeffrey Boyle is entitled tohis $50,000 annual pension even though hehad pleaded guilty <strong>in</strong> 2006 to eight counts ofarson (and allegedly confessed to 12 more).Boyle is known locally as “Matches” Boyleto dist<strong>in</strong>guish him from his brother, John“Quarters” Boyle, who is now <strong>in</strong> federal prisonfor bribery follow<strong>in</strong>g the theft of millions ofdollars <strong>in</strong> state toll-gate co<strong>in</strong>s. Judge LeRoyMart<strong>in</strong> Jr. concluded that Matches’ arsonswere wholly separate from his firefight<strong>in</strong>g.El Salvadoran citizen Ernesto Gamboa,who worked for 13 years <strong>in</strong> the Seattle areaas a snitch for federal drug agents and contributedto at least 92 convictions for drugandweapons-smuggl<strong>in</strong>g, was “fired” byImmigration and Customs Enforcement <strong>in</strong>May after ask<strong>in</strong>g the agency for regularemployment. Gamboa orig<strong>in</strong>ally entered theU.S. as a visitor but overstayed and nowaspires merely to an S visa granted to alienswho assist law enforcement. Not only did ICEdeny that request, but, accord<strong>in</strong>g to aNovember Seattle Times report, the agency<strong>in</strong>formed Gamboa that he should prepare tobe deported.INEXPLICABLE“It is the Christian commandment to loveyour enemies and to do good to them. I didthat,” expla<strong>in</strong>ed Dan Ross, 61, a retiree <strong>in</strong>Lehigh Acres, Fla., who <strong>in</strong> November wired adozen yellow roses to Maj. Nidal Hasan, theaccused Fort Hood spree killer. “Whereas them<strong>in</strong>isters out there <strong>in</strong> Fort Hood are pray<strong>in</strong>gfor [Hasan] … I went one step further,” Rosstold the Naples Daily News. <strong>The</strong> card Rossordered with the flowers read, “In God’s eye,and those who submit, you are a hero!” <strong>The</strong>Texas florist who received the order notifiedthe FBI.While report<strong>in</strong>g on Brita<strong>in</strong>’s oldest newlyweds<strong>in</strong> November (husband, 94; wife, 87),<strong>The</strong> Daily Telegraph also noted that <strong>in</strong> 2008,Bertie Wood and her husband, Jessie, ofFalmouth had decided to end their 36-yearmarriage, evidently at a po<strong>in</strong>t where they feltthey needed a fresh start. Both were 97years old at the time. Jessie has s<strong>in</strong>ce died,and Bertie lives <strong>in</strong> a nurs<strong>in</strong>g home.BY CHUCK SHEPHERDIn November, the Seattle Police Department, <strong>in</strong>vestigat<strong>in</strong>g a compla<strong>in</strong>tabout a beat<strong>in</strong>g, <strong>in</strong>terviewed a 25-year-old man hospitalized after be<strong>in</strong>gfound scream<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> pa<strong>in</strong> impaled on a metal fence. He said he had run awayfrom a barroom fight and momentarily thought he was a “n<strong>in</strong>ja warrior”capable of leap<strong>in</strong>g the fence.IT’S GOOD TO BE A BRITISHCRIMINAL (ACTUALLY, ‘UNITEDKINGDOM CRIMINAL’) (CONTINUED)1) After plead<strong>in</strong>g guilty <strong>in</strong> Cardiff CrownCourt to forg<strong>in</strong>g an uncle’s checks worth41,000 pounds ($65,000), Hayley Price, 42,was f<strong>in</strong>ed 5 pounds ($8), given a suspendedsentence, and ordered to do community service.<strong>The</strong> judge reasoned that Price wasbroke, hav<strong>in</strong>g already spent the 41,000pounds. 2) Brian Wallace was the victim ofa severe beat<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> Belfast, NorthernIreland, <strong>in</strong> 2007, stabbed five times andhospitalized with lung and kidney lacerations,and to this day is battl<strong>in</strong>g for 7,500pounds ($12,000) compensation from agovernment fund. In December 2009,Wallace learned that his attacker, SimonGranhof, who had been mistakenly kept <strong>in</strong>jail two weeks longer than his sentence,would receive 12,500 pounds ($20,000)from the government for deprivation ofrights. (Granhof’s sentence had alreadybeen cut <strong>in</strong> half before the mistake.)ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVEDSean McDowell, 24, was arrested <strong>in</strong>Ashland, Ore., after attempt<strong>in</strong>g to steal a4-foot-tall stuffed giraffe from the front of achildren’s store. A police officer had witnessedan <strong>in</strong>ebriated McDowell grab thegiraffe and make simulated sexual movements,then walk away, and then return 90m<strong>in</strong>utes later to snatch the animal for good.A ‘NEWS OF THE WEIRD’CLASSIC (JULY 1991)In May 1991, Maxcy Dean Filer ofCompton, Calif., f<strong>in</strong>ally passed the CaliforniaBar exam. He had graduated from lawschool <strong>in</strong> 1966 but had failed the exam 47straight tries. After open<strong>in</strong>g a practice <strong>in</strong>Compton, he was suspended <strong>in</strong> 2007 forfail<strong>in</strong>g to pass the Multistate ProfessionalResponsibility Exam. He rema<strong>in</strong>s suspended.WE HAVE RULES!1) Shawnee Mission Northwest outscoredthe competition at the Kansas Girls StateGymnastics Championship <strong>in</strong> November butf<strong>in</strong>ished <strong>in</strong> third place because of a onepo<strong>in</strong>tpenalty for a rule violation. <strong>The</strong>school’s coach had <strong>in</strong>quired about a balance-beamscore outside the five-m<strong>in</strong>utew<strong>in</strong>dow for <strong>in</strong>quiries. <strong>The</strong> two schools thatwere tied for second place were declaredco-champions. 2) Environmentally consciousDavid and Katie France live 400 yards fromtheir recycl<strong>in</strong>g center <strong>in</strong> Blandford, England,and decided <strong>in</strong> October to hand-carry theirgarbage <strong>in</strong>stead of driv<strong>in</strong>g their car theshort distance. However, they were refusedentry, based on a safety rule requir<strong>in</strong>g thattrash be brought <strong>in</strong> vehicles.Visit Chuck Shepherd daily atwww.newsoftheweird.blogspot.com(or www.newsoftheweird.com).Send your Weird News to: Chuck Shepherd, PO Box18737, Tampa, FL 33679 or weirdnewstips@yahoo.com.©2010 UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATEROY TOMPKINSa u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JANUARY 15, 2010 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 49