2 News & FeaturesVIRGINIA LAW WEEKLYFriday, 21 March 2008► BAKERcontinued from page 1Congress Scores Political Points atExpense of Federalismwhich the nation was founded.“What happens when you havewide-scale, broad federal law enforcementis you have an enforcementof a particular [national]“Almost allpoliticians endup being formore federalcrimes. Congresshas a completeinabilityto vote againstsubstantivecriminal law.”-Professor Darryl Brownmoral code” that cuts against federalism,Baker said.Abandoning local and statesovereignty in this manner underminesthe principles that haveSean ConwayExecutive EditorMichael WarnerColumns EditorRyan DoughertyReviews EditorMike LecarozBusiness EditorNick NelsonAssociate Photography EditorContributors:Columnists:Reviewers:Craig SmithEditor-in-ChiefAllison MuthManaging EditorRogan NunnNews Editorallowed the “people of Massachusettsand the people of Georgia [to]live together in the same country,”Baker said, tongue only slightly incheek.Professor Darryl Brown, on handto rebut Baker, did just a little rebutting,agreeing generally withmuch of Baker’s assessment regardingthe expansive reach of federallaw but “quibbling with somenuances” on a few issues. The culprits,both agreed, have been legislatorswho find it difficult to voteagainst tough, politically popularmeasures.“Almost all politicians end upbeing for more federal crimes,”Brown said. “Congress has a completeinability to vote against substantivecriminal law.”But Brown was quick to addthat, despite Congress’s inabilityto restrain legislation, “they have apretty good ability to limit enforcementresources.” Thus Congress’s“congenital weakness to votingagainst crime” is balanced out bytheir “taking back with the otherhand” through the limitation of enforcementresources, Brown said.“So the expansion of crimes mightnot be as threatening as it looks onthe books.”Still, Brown conceded, “It’s notcomforting if you’re one of those20 kids who gets prosecuted for[music] piracy . . . or misusingSmokey the Bear.”<strong>Virginia</strong><strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong>COLOPHONNeal HayesProduction EditorDipti RamnarainFeatures EditorNick NelsonWeb EditorPublished weekly on Friday except during holiday and examination periods and serving the<strong>Law</strong> School community at the University of <strong>Virginia</strong>, the <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> (ISSN 0042-661X) is notan official publication of the University and does not necessarily express the views of the University.Any article appearing herein may be reproduced provided that credit is given to both the <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong><strong>Weekly</strong> and the author of the article. 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Although every effort is made to publish all materials meeting ourguidelines, we regret that not all submissions received can be published.Katherine Demamiel ’10Contributor<strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> Through the Decades:1958-1967[Editor’s Note: The <strong>Virginia</strong><strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong>, founded in 1948, isenjoying its 60th year of publication.This is the second in a seriesof six articles looking back at theevents, milestones, controversies,and student life chronicled in the<strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong>’s pages.]Looking back at the seconddecade after the founding of the<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong>, one noticesstriking similarities and differenceswith the institution we callhome (or that damn hellhole youcan’t make me go back to, dependingon how close it is to finals).Caplin, Spies, and Dillardweren’t just names on the wallsbut professors in the halls. Menstill outnumbered women, althoughthe paltry sixty-forty ratiotoday pales in comparison: in1966, the school saw its highestfemale enrollment to date, with 8females out of 247 students.The extended wait for gradesstill perplexed and frustratedmost students, although insteadof the constant furtive ISISchecks, students were “bulletinboard hopping” weeks into thespring semester. The first danceof the year in 1958 was held atFry’s Spring Beach Club, a circustheme with decorations providedby the <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> Wives’ Club.Incredibly, the <strong>Law</strong> School waspermitted to hold that event atthe same location several yearsin a row. Remarkable.Parking was still a major issue,with one letter to the editor in1965 lamenting the fate of firstandsecond-year students whodid not have a “chauffer servicein a wife” to take and pick themup from classes on main grounds.Second- and third-years were► RACEcontinued from page 1the only ones even given parkingpasses, and in 1959, secondyearparking privileges were restrictedto weekdays after noon.There was even the suggestionof allotting parking places basedon GPA. The lesson here may be:first-years, don’t complain abouthaving to walk “all the way fromthe blue lot” to get to class andsecond- and third-years, maybeit is time to start campaigning forregressive parking reform.Given that the school was stillpredominantly male, footballwas the sport of the decade,with the editors of <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong>consistently trouncing the editorsof <strong>Law</strong> Review in the yearlyrivalry game. However, softballwas staging a coup as 1958 saw acall for the renewal of the annualstudent-faculty softball tournament.The largest female presenceon the law school groundsseemed to be the <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong>Wives’ Club, which held an annualfashion show that, in 1965,featured “futuristic” designs including“hemlines inches abovethe knee.”The <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong>’s second decadealso saw a revolution intechnology and modernizationfor the <strong>Law</strong> School. Those airconditionedclassrooms lobbiedfor in 1956 were finally addedin 1961, along with a new thirdfloor for Clark Hall. The additionincluded a fully air-conditionedfaculty lounge, although the studentlounge remained in the lesstemperature controlled basementof the hall, where studentswere apparently so lax aboutcleaning up after themselves thatthe <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> staff resorted towriting “letters to the editor” inthe voice of Horace the Cockroach,thanking students wholeft their lunches for him and hisfamily members to munch on. In1962 the head librarian attendeda meeting to assess the workabilityof a “computer-like” machinedesigned to index and retrievewhole bodies of legal information,and in 1964, the law libraryobtained its first Xerox machine.With Libel Show this week, theshow’s ’60s flair deserves mentionas well. Up to this point, theLibel Show was still put on byPhi Delta Phi, the largest legalfraternity at UVA, and was thereforestill all male. At the time, theshow focused much more on thefoibles of professors, so much sothat in 1959, Professor Gregoryactually “picketed” Libel Showrehearsals with a sign proclaimingthe “unfair” nature of theshow. The show did, however,experience a change in 1962, thefirst year it was performed as amusical.Speakers at the <strong>Law</strong> School includedformer President HarryS. Truman and Robert Kennedy,who spoke to the school abouthis role as chief counsel for theSenate Select Committee on ImproperLabor and ManagementActivities. (No reports could befound on whether he was weirdedout by that freaky eyelessbronze bust of him in the law library.)In 1959, the <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong>Review featured three articlesby E. Barrett Prettyman, a judgeon the U.S. Court of Appeals forthe D.C. Circuit, a UVA graduate,and owner of the decade’s sweetestname.What the next decade holds forthe <strong>Law</strong> School and the <strong>Virginia</strong><strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> is anyone’s guess. Actually,it is probably not much ofa mystery, and if you just cannotwait until next week, go bug ProfessorStephan, class of 1977, orthat Jeffries guy, class of 1973.Challenge Issued to Sprigman: Lose the Bikeship, friendship, and support tounderprivileged children. Manyvolunteers brought their “littlesiblings” to the race to cheer therunners on during the latter stagesof the course when encouragementwas needed the most.The top male finisher was second-yearMike Dolan and the topfemale finisher, Heather McMillan,came from outside the <strong>Law</strong>School’s ranks. Prizes also wentto the top male and female finishersin each class.Runners were impressed by thebeautiful weather and the dedicationof all the students whosacrificed a Saturday morning ofsleeping in to come out and run acharity 5K. One runner commentedthat the hills on the trail madeit “very challenging.” The last legof the race, on the Rivanna Trail,was completely uphill, an intimidatingfinish to an already toughup-and-down course. It was sotough, in fact, that people werepositioned on the course to ensurethat the runners didn’t getoff track.The race’s three organizerswere thrilled by the turnout.“The weather was perfect andeverybody had a lot of fun,” Weisnersaid. She also praised thefifteen or so volunteers as “amazing.”Second-year Pamela McElroysaid that organizing the race hasinspired her to take up running inpreparation for next year. FirstyearCasey Fitzmaurice felt that agood goal for next year is increasingthe faculty and staff turnout.In what can only be viewed asthrowing down the gauntlet, sheclaimed that Professor Sprigmanwould have had the faculty prize“all locked up” if he had participated.The event went off smoothlyas ABLE volunteers appearedvery well-organized. Due to thediligence of organizers and volunteersalike, the runners allenjoyed themselves regardlessof their race times. Various sponsorsthroughout the communitydonated gift certificates andprizes so that no runner wenthome empty-handed. But whatimpressed runners the most wasthe overall strength of the fieldand the competitiveness of theparticipants.As first-year Ben Bryant putit, “I didn’t realize that I wentto school with so many talentedrunners.”<strong>Race</strong> <strong>Judicata</strong> WinnersOverall Male: Mike DolanOverall Female: Heather McMillan3Ls: Rebecca Brown andJustin Ross2Ls: Christina Zaroulis andMike Dolan1Ls: Lisa Miller and Joey Cohen
Friday, 21 March 2008Ryan Quillian ’09SBA PresidentSBA Notebook: No Photo, No SmileHappy Friday, folks. I hope everybodyhas had the opportunity to seethe Libel Show this week. If not, Ihope you’re going tonight. Over 180of your classmates have dedicateda remarkable number of hours intomaking the 100th Libel Show a spectacularperformance. Even though itseems like Libel is dominating everybody’slives these days, this last weekwas chuck full o’ fun, so I thought Iwould use this column to keep youup to date.After the SBA elections that wereheld last month, one position remainedopen—the <strong>Law</strong> School’srepresentative to the ABA. I knowyou have been holding your breathin anticipation, but you can relax becausethe day of the announcementis finally here. Your new ABA Rep isDan Rosenthal. Last week, Steph Fier(your courageous Vice President)and I conducted interviews of severalqualified candidates, and Danreally stood out as the applicant withthe best ideas and clearest vision forthe position. As your ABA Reps, Danand Linda Otaigbe are not only votingmembers of the SBA and UVA’sliaisons to the ABA, but they are alsoin charge of keeping our student organizationsapprised of upcomingABA award opportunities. Feel freeto get in touch with them if you thinkyour organization is eligible for anABA award.Steph and I also interviewed a fantasticgroup of applicants for committeechair positions. Without furtherdelay, your new committee chairsare: Academic Concerns: Becca Vallas(returning) & Adam Whitehouse;Admissions: Lance Brimhall & T.J.Parnham; Barristers: Jackie Choi,Aaron Friedman, & Erin Thompson;Career Services: Warren Allen &Casey Fitzmaurice; Diversity: AaronFriedman & Crystal Shin; Fundraising:Patrick Mott & Kristen Poole;Graduation: Jackie Choi & Mia Morgan;Programming: Chad Logan &Miles Sasser; Public Service: CaseyFitzmaurice & Clare Wuerker; StaffAppreciation: Lindsey Bartlett & LizLim; Student-Alumni Relations: CoreyNeal & Minoo Sobhani; Student-Faculty Relations: Eitan Goldstein &Emily Honig; Yearbook: Jackie Choi.Steph and I are really excited towork with every single one of thecommittee chairs, each of whom hasgreat and innovative ideas for theirrespective committees.Over the course of the last weekwe also had the first Admitted StudentsOpen House of the year, forwhich there was a turnout of over160 admits. The high numbers wereprobably due to the musical stylingsof DJ Andy George and the deliciousHank’s BBQ, and not becausewe started paying people to attend.Admitted students were able to socializewith current students bothat the BBQ Thursday evening andlater during The Restatements’ tremendousperformance at Wild WingCafe. Friday was a mix of academiaand introduction to student organizations.Overall, the admitted studentsappeared to have a good time. Iheard one admitted student remark,VIRGINIA LAW WEEKLY Student Life & Columns 3“This is a very collegial place and thelaw school newspaper is in no wayoffensive . . . I think I’ll come here.”Convincing 160 admits to accepttheir offers is no easy feat, but theunstoppable 1L tagteam of Jen Longand Lance Brimhall organized andexecuted the event to perfection.Also thanks to the 70-plus currentstudents who volunteered last weekend.There is another open house aweek from today. If you would like toget involved, send me an e-mail.Last weekend was also <strong>Race</strong> <strong>Judicata</strong>,for which over 70 people wokeup five hours before I did to supportABLE by running over three miles.The event raised over $1,000, butit wasn’t all about altruism—everyrunner came away with a T-shirtand a prize donated by a local business.As an anonymous 1L was overheardsaying, “Between the T-shirtand the gift certificate, I feel like Iwon, even though I finished deadlast.” The actual winner of the racewas second-year Mike Dolan, whilethird-year Will Bushman took theover-30 division in a photo finish.Casey Fitzmaurice, Christy Weisner,Pamela McElroy, and the other volunteersdeserve all of the credit forthe sensation that was <strong>Race</strong> <strong>Judicata</strong>.Thank you all for your tremendouseffort this weekend.In the week ahead, keep an eyeout for the next Admitted StudentsOpen House (next Thursday and Friday,March 27-28), the finals of theLile Moot Court Competition (nextSaturday, March 29), and UVA’s inevitablevictory in the prestigiousCollege Basketball Invitational.Porn, Lies, Murder, Deceit, Killer Whales!Now that I have grabbed your attentionwith an exciting headline, likeany proper journalist should, sit backStefanie Kim '08Columnistas I weave for youa verbal tapestry.One blustery Halloweennight, twoM&Ms locked eyes in the basementof Belhaven Manor. He—an impishblue oval with hands like handshapedmarshmallows. She—a sassygreen number looking for the timeof her life. Could it be? In the knockdown,drag-out world of law schoolromance, could they have found areal connection, as evidenced bytheir identical selection of adorableand sexually non-threatening costumes?Tragically, they were neverable to find out. For in that momentof sweet M&M love, the blue M&M’sex-girlfriend stormed over and delivereda glare so menacing and venomousthat she was later dubbed “Evilstare.”And despite the fact that Evilstareto this day denies any trace of ill willthat fateful night, the damage wasalready done. The candy-coated loversnever had a chance. How do Iknow all of this? Well, friends, [dramaticpause] I am Evilstare. But I stillmaintain that there was NO evil staringwhatsoever and that fiction wascrafted by a certain excitable andchatty farmboy from Pennsylvania.Anyway, that was the night I realizedthat, even at the beginning of 2Lyear, it would be figuratively impossibleto avoid getting tangled in thelaw school web.By this point, basically any guy Imight be interested in already has hada history with one of my friends, or atleast a friend of a friend. Conversely,any guy that might be interested inme is now friends with a number ofmy ex-“friends.” It’s a sticky web ofboredom and insecurity connectingone person to another, and once youget stuck, it’s very hard to free yourself.So what can one do, short of holingup at home and secretly outliningin advance for finals?One good thing to know is thatbeing someone’s first link is key. Thelonger down the line you are, themore potential there is to piss someoneoff by inadvertently “bumpinginto” her high-school boyfriend inthe coatroom at X-Lounge. Or something.But by the time you get to 3Lyear, everyone is damaged goods. Noone has made it this far and remainedunscathed by the wear and tear ofpoor late-night decision-making and4 a.m. “wht’s up” texts. And that isprecisely why 1Ls hold the keys to thekingdom. They’re pure as the drivensnow—still filled with wonder andinnocence. Get to them before someoneelse does, and thereby avoid allrisks of awkward linkages. Sure,they’ve likely been with a few other1Ls, but who cares about pissing 1Lsoff? I have literally been in law schoolTWO MORE YEARS than they have.And as for you 1Ls, get busy already!That handsome young gentlemanin your con law class will, in thecourse of a few semesters, transforminto a devastating playboy who goesthrough girlfriends faster than Hillary’scampaign advisers go throughirrelevant character assassinations(topical!). Two years later, you cansmarmily point out that you werethere first. No one will really care,but it might bump your self-esteemup a notch.If you’re not really digging the 1Loption, then all you can do is embracethe madness. Repeatedly getting upsetany time an old flame finds a newmate will only drag you down andmake you sad. Then you will seekcomfort in food and emotionally eatan entire bag of Tostitos Hint of Limechips in the span of ten minutes. Thenyou will probably throw up. And whowants that?For example, that green M&M Imentioned earlier? Love her. Andwould our friendship have ever blossomedinto the tender flower it isnow had I continued to give her EvilStares for the rest of the year (eventhough I didn’t in the first place)? Ithink the answer to that is obvious.It’s important to embrace the inevitabilitythat someone you made outwith, dated, or even just super-likedand Facebook-stalked will probablyget with someone you know fairlywell.And when that day comes, unlessit involves your ex-girlfriend andyour best friend or some other unnecessarilymean combination, it’seasiest to just mask your jealousyand indignation. Mask it with alcoholor studying. Or buy an actualmask and wear it when you want tocry. Or mask it with a retaliatory romanceof your own. That is my recommendedoption, mostly because itgives me something to gossip about.Although, if someone wore a maskto school and wept softly inside itslatex womb, I would probably gossipabout that too.If you follow my humble imperatives,I guarantee you can make themost of your remaining days here atdear old UVA. You will emerge fromthis prestigious institution with aremarkable ability to repress yourfeelings, a string of emotionally detachedex-lovers, and a mild drinkingproblem. All this in addition to a J.D.!Then, years later, when your husbandaccuses you of being “robotic”and “lacking in the ability to care foranother human being,” you can pointto your diploma and say, “Well whatdid you expect?” And then he willlaugh, and you will laugh, and afteryou finish loading the dishwasher,you will go up to the bedroom andengage in perfunctory, emotionlessreproductive activities for ten minutes.You’re welcome.Email: sk3yp@virginia.eduIn case you somehow didn’t notice,Annie and Steph’s beautiful,smiling faces have been replacedby our much less appealing mugs.As next year’s co-directors, we’restepping into some really largeshoes, which we have no expectationsof being able to fill. Butdon’t worry, we’ll do our best tofollow the instructions they leftus, and we have their cell phonenumbers.We want to thank everyonewho applied to be a peer advisorfor next year. We received a significantnumber of applications,which is a great indication of howenthusiastic UVA <strong>Law</strong> studentscontinue to be about maintainingthe school’s special character.We know that being part ofthe PA program was a particularlyrewarding experience for both ofus, and if next year’s 1Ls are anythinglike the Class of 2010, we’resure that the 2008-09 Peer Advisorswill feel the same way.► IMMIGRATIONcontinued from page 1Last week’s article on renovationsinvolved a confusing flip of quotations.It was Ph.D. student and parttimelibrary employee Beken Saatciolgluwho expressed a concernthat the bulk of library seats areroutinely filled, not Library DirectorTaylor Fitchett.The <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> congratulated“1L Kate Gregg one her engagementto Tommy Larkin.” This was notmeant to express the editorial staff’slow expectations for the success ofPeer AdvisorAnnouncementsChris Langbein ’09 and Klinton Miyao ’09Peer Advisor Co-Directorslangbein@virginia.eduksmiyao@virginia.eduWe’re also really excited aboutPA interviews, which start tomorrow,and we look forwardto meeting all of the applicantsin the coming weeks. Unfortunately,there are only 84 spotsavailable, even though we’reconfident that pretty much everyapplicant would make afantastic PA. It’s important toremind applicants that we’re operatingunder a severe informationdisadvantage; with only apaper application and about 10minutes of interview time perapplicant, we’re going to makeplenty of mistakes…for those ofyou who know us, this certainlycomes as no surprise. So we’dlike to go ahead and apologizefor that in advance.Our goal is to announce finaldecisions in mid-April. Ifyou have any questions in themeantime, you can reach us atksmiyao@virginia.edu and langbein@virginia.edu.Judge Highlights Difficulty ofAsylum Reviewof review in appeals cases fromthe previous de novo standard torequiring appeals judges to deferto the IJ’s fact-finding, unless it isclearly erroneous. Streamliningalso imposed tight time limits onimmigration cases, establishinga 90-day deadline for adjudicationof “normal” cases, with evenshorter deadlines for adjudicationof certain criminal cases.After Osuna’s remarks, JudgeNeal provided perspective on hiswork as an Immigration Judge.He described his job in one word:“frustration.”According to Neal, “Everyoneknows what your job is better thanyou.”Neal went on to describe some ofthe frustrations of his job, includingthe struggle to stay neutral. Healso cited the language barrier asa major struggle: applicants oftendo not speak English, so both the IJand the defendant are dependenton a translator. Furthermore, inconsistenciesoften exist in asylumseekers’ stories, and it is up to thejudge to decide whether these inconsistenciesare the result of poortranslation, confusion on the partof the applicant, or outright liesand deception in the hope of gainingasylum.Neal also discussed some of theunique challenges brought on bythe fact that IJ’s must make extemporaneous,spoken decisions,and are not given the opportunityto issue written opinions. This cancause some problems when casesare appealed to federal courts,and has led to tension with circuitcourt judges. One of the solutionsthat Neal has helped implement isa program he described as “bringyour circuit court judge to workday,” in which circuit judges andtheir clerks, particularly those whohave been critical to the developmentof this area of the law, areinvited into the immigration courtsto view the process. According toNeal, this initiative has helped circuitjudges understand what IJ’sface, and has in turn helped to reducecriticism.Last to speak was ProfessorRooney, who currently teaches atUVA <strong>Law</strong> but who, as former directorof EOIR, was responsiblefor hiring both Judge Osuna andJudge Neal. Rooney described hisrole as a go-between for the AttorneyGeneral’s office and the immigrationcourts.The panel closed with a questionand answer session, when studentsand professors alike were able tointeract with the panelists. It providedmembers of the <strong>Law</strong> Schoola valuable opportunity to learnabout a complicated and fascinatingarea of the law from the practitionerswho know it best.<strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> Correctionsher pending nuptials nor imply thatMs. Gregg is polyandrous. Only inthose two scenarios would we havebeen correct to label this engagementnumber “one” in anticipationof additional proposals of marriage.No, instead the <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> meant tocongratulate “1L Kate Gregg on herengagement to Tommy Larkin.” Wewish them both well.On an unrelated topic, the <strong>Law</strong><strong>Weekly</strong> is always looking for productionand copy editing help.