AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch

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I GOT A USED KAZOO FOR CHRISTMAS (Benny “Grunch” Antin) ©Anzel Anzel, BMI I got a used kazoo for Christmas (kazoos) It’s kinda smooshed but what’s the difference (kazoo) I don’t lend it out to strangers (kazoo) Kazoos are hardly ever dangerous (kazoo) I’m fixin a sammich to send to Santa (Fa la) Delta air-freight through Atlanta (Fa la) Don’t need to be refrigerated (Fa la) ‘Cause I just now accidently ate it (Fa la) Hey Baby, kick it for me! I’m asked to sing with the Yacht Club Chorus (Fa la) The Commodore will just adore us (Fa la) The members say we’re all improving (Fa la) Perhaps, I’ll even shake-my-groove-thing (Fa la) (Opera Lady & Sammich guy (Fa la) So every day and all night long (Car alarm) I set-off my car alarm (Car alarm) The neighbors yelled, “Hey get a job!” (Car alarm) Then turned into an angry mob (Car alarm) (Kazoo and Car alarm play O Come All Ye Faithful) I shouldn’t have no carbonation (Fa la & burps) Says so on my medication (Fa la & burps) I was at this party having a soda (Fa la & burps) La burp la la burp, la la burp (Fa la & burps) A warm root-beer, then a diet-cola (Fa la & burps) (Kazoo Kid, Opera Lady & Car alarm Fa la) I got a part time job this fall (Kazoo) I’m a reindeer at the mall (Kazoo) I wear hoffies on my toes (Kazoo) And a light with batteries up my nose (Kazoo) (Raindeer girl with batteries in her nose, Opera Lady, Sammich guy & Kazoo Fa la) (Everybody joins in) I got a used kazoo for Christmas (kazoos) It’s kinda smooshed but what’s the difference (kazoo) I don’t lend it out to strangers (kazoo) Kazoos are hardly ever dangerous (kazoo) (Everybody Fa la) (Everybody Fa la) I THINK I JUST SEEN ELVIS IN THE MILDEW ON MY WALLS (B. Antin) ©Anzel Anzel, BMI I know that it ain’t Jesus, ’cause he don’t wear sunglasses It’s way too tall, not small at all, it ain’t Jacqueline Onassis Too dark for Michael Jackson, too light to be Ray Charles. . . I think I just seen Elvis in the mildew on my walls Well, ya heard about the flood, left us up to here in crud Ya heard about the sludge and all the lootin So I went back in with Draino, Mop’n’Glo, and Brillo Then mixed me up some Oxyclean solution But while bagless vacuum cleanin’, suddenly I seen it Made my 20 Mule Team Borax turn cold Underneath the portrait of my Uncle Eddie’s trailer I shouldn’t tell nobody else, but what the heck, here goes! I know that it ain’t Jesus, ’cause he don’t wear sunglasses It’s way too tall, not small at all, it ain’t Jacqueline Onassis Too dark for Michael Jackson, too light to be Ray Charles. . . I think I just seen Elvis in the mildew on my walls Now here comes television cameras, reporters gone bananas We got Homeland Security and FEMA Scientists takin samples, the crowds all wavin candles And a senior group on a bus from Pasadena
The Star, The Insider, The National Inquirer Satellite and Newstalk Radio Some network lady with the perfect hair says, “Quiet now, goin on the air Live with breaking news at ten, here’s what we know - “We know that it ain’t Jesus, ’ cause he don’t wear sunglasses It’s way too tall, not small at all, ain’t Jacqueline Onassis Too dark for Michael Jackson, too light to be Ray Charles. . . We think we just seen Elvis in the mildew on his walls” “Now look,” I finally said, “hey ya’ll, ya drive me up this wall.” Then I washed the whole thing off, and they never come back no more I said, “Man, I’m glad that’s over. Sure wish I had a sofa.” And for the first time since the flood I closed the door Behind it was this note some looters musta wrote Said, “Sorry, but there wasn’t much to steal.” But underneath that painting hat says Uncle Eddie’s Trailer, Something kinda creeped us out, so we left it hang right here - Here’s the deal, “We know that it ain’t Jesus, ’cause he don’t wear sunglasses It’s way too tall, not small at all, ain’t Jacqueline Onassis Too dark for Michael Jackson, too light to be Ray Charles. . . I think we just seen Elvis in the mildew on your walls” I think I just seen Elvis in the mildew on my walls METAIRIE O METAIRIE (Benny ‘Grunch Antin) ©2003 Anzel-Anzel, BMI Metairie O Metairie, Take Veterans go Westerly Startin from Lake Avenue, Wavin to construction crews Ya betta not get jet propelled, There’s Kenner Cops past Roosevelt But Metry Cops O Metry Cops, They don’t make no traffic stops They don’t file police reports, At the Bucktown Civil District Court They don’t send out for onion rings, ‘Cause Metry Cops... Ain’t no such thing And that’s how come we’ll never watch, A cable show called Metry Cops Chasin guys like the ones you see, In undershirts on Real TV Metairie, Metairie, M-E-T-A-I-R-I-E That’s the way that it’s supposed to be, But me; I say Metry Lakeside Mall O Lakeside Mall, Looka that big crowd n’all In tennis shoes at mornin’ time, walkin fast for exercise I’m keepin up but it’s gettin wierd, Walkin fast while you’re drinkin beer So I’m checkin out rhe parkin lot, A zillion yellow parkin spots They’re puttin up the Christmas star, And viewing stands for Mardi Gras Metry Cabs O Metry Cabs, Get mad when you eat boiled crabs Jumbo shrimps that’s barbequed, Sno-balls that make your teeth turn blue But Metry cabs get really glad, When ya’ wanna’ go to...”Beau Revadge”? (Metairie, Metairie...chorus) Grocery stores O Grocery stores, Caution Automatic Doors ! I went to The Real Supa Store, I forgot... Ain’t Dere No More I’m tryin to improve my mind, Readin tabloids in the check-out line
Page 1 and 2: BENNY GRUNCH & THE BUNCH - SONG LYR
Page 3 and 4: AIN’T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 (Benn
Page 5 and 6: I said there ain’t no - No place
Page 7 and 8: I coulda been in Plaquemines, filli
Page 9 and 10: GARBAGE NITE (B. Antin) ©Anzel Anz
Page 11: a lotta money, I’m gonna sell my
Page 15 and 16: A night-time pass to the Sno-Ball S
Page 17 and 18: And the Road Home check is in the m
Page 19 and 20: and he goes to get in line Everybod
Page 21 and 22: BOOGIE WOOGIE SING ALONG FLAVOR SON

AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch

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