AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch
AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch
AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch
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With her jewelry and her list<br />
and her hair all sprayed<br />
She’s a little old lady who drives this way<br />
With her head all back like she’s lookin up<br />
But she can’t see over no reindeer butts<br />
And we’re holdin on screamin’<br />
like we must be nuts<br />
But she won’t were her glasses<br />
and her eyes freeze shut<br />
If you’re two feet tall where the north wind blows<br />
Life can be cold when you live at the pole<br />
If you’re two feet tall where the north wind blows<br />
Life can be cold when you live at the pole<br />
(chorus)<br />
Used to carry finger paint, cellophane tape<br />
Maybe every now and then get a case of live bait<br />
“AahhIIII?” Now they’re getting in shape<br />
Guess what? (clunk) <strong>The</strong> kids want weights<br />
“We might just come up to your knees”<br />
Need hiking, biking. “Like you might not freeze.”<br />
Get outside with the birds and the bees<br />
Elfa-curricular activities<br />
We got no birds and bees at the pole<br />
Well I guess we got penguins if the truth be told<br />
After four hundred years the job’s still happenin<br />
We got a chance here ‘cause the Elves be rappin’<br />
THE G.E.D. FIGHT SONG<br />
(B. Antin) ©Anzel Anzel, BMI<br />
Gimme a G...(G---!) Gimme a E...(E---!)<br />
Gimme a D...(D---!)<br />
My Brudda’ in law went to Tulane ’n all<br />
He’s a certified PhD<br />
Acts like a snob, but he can’t get a job<br />
With his Doctor of Philosophy<br />
I told him, try to get hired before you get fired<br />
Don’t go talkin like Socrates<br />
Tell ’em thatcha gonna wanna be a plumma<br />
So ya workin on ya G.E.D.<br />
(Sing Along)<br />
Try to get hired, before ya get fired<br />
Don’t say nuthin ’bout Philosphy<br />
Don’t act like a snob, and ya might get a job<br />
Who cares aboutcha PhD<br />
I dropped outta school, turned out pretty cool<br />
Hey, just look at me<br />
Academically misguided, but never been indicted<br />
And I got my G.E.D.<br />
G.E.D. - In your own spare time! Rah! Rah! Rah!<br />
G.E.D. - Night school or right on line!<br />
Fight! Fight! Fight!<br />
Reunion Committee, they’re still tryin to give me<br />
Pictures from the senior trip<br />
My Permanent Record must be infected<br />
<strong>The</strong>y shoulda knew by now I quit<br />
Got no pieces of the goal post<br />
Wasn’t hot for the Homecoming Queen<br />
Never had to get bombed at no high school prom<br />
’Cause I got my G.E.D.<br />
G.E.D. - In your own spare time! Rah! Rah! Rah!<br />
G.E.D. - Night school or right on line!<br />
Fight! Fight! Fight! Yeahhh. . .<br />
Try to get hired, before ya get fired<br />
Don’t say nuthin ’bout Philosphy<br />
Don’t act like a snob, and ya might get a job<br />
Who cares aboutcha PhD<br />
I dropped outta school, turned out pretty cool<br />
Hey, just look at me<br />
Academically misguided, but never been indicted<br />
And I got my G.E.D.<br />
Gimme a G...(G---!) Gimme a E...(E---!)<br />
Gimme a D...(D---!)<br />
Gimme a I...(I---!) Gimme a T...(T---!)<br />
At DEL...(At DEL!) GADA...(GADA!)<br />
Tell me, Whadda ya got. . .<br />
“GED-IT-AT-DEL-GADA?”. . .<br />
Yeahhh!<br />
I got thrown outta St. Aloysius in 1963<br />
So I had to go to Delgada’ and I got my G.E.D.<br />
(General Equivalency Diploma!)<br />
And I Got My G.E.D. . . . Got My G.E.D.<br />
THE HUBIGS PIES
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