AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch

Added power-steering, added power-brakes
Had that sled painted red at Fact-O-Bake
It would magically propel, but park parallel
But you know Rudolf,
he don’t wanna wear no helmet
Traffic, weather, “we really wanna stay”
Oh, Santa’s pretty tired
getting his sleigh towed away
Ok, you know where they went,
OK you know it’s cold up there
Ok, you know it’s in the middle of everywhere
I wanna make it plain, I wanna make it clear
Santa and his reindeer used to live right here
(rap chorus)
(sing chorus)
(rap chorus)
(sing chorus)
SANTA PUT THE HURT ON YOU
(R. Lewis) (Adaptation: Benny “Grunch” Antin) ©Anzel
Anzel, BMI
Ain’t no use in getting up early this mornin
Santa put the hurt on you
Might as well go back to sleep and turn off your
alarm ‘n now cause
Santa put the hurt on you
He made up a list and called me once or twice
Santa put the hurt on you
I told him that you wasn’t even half way nice, so
Santa put the hurt on you
(Saxophone solo with
“Santa put the hurt on you”)
You wouldn’t eat your vegegables,
you wouldn’t go to bed
Santa put the hurt on you
Shoulda never got a tattoo
on the top of your head, well
Santa put the hurt on you
You stay down by your grandma
‘cause she needs company
Santa put the hurt on you
Then I seen you both at spring-break on MTV
Santa put the hurt on you
(Saxaphone solo with “Santa put the hurt on
you”)
So ain’t no use in getting up early this mornin
Santa put the hurt on you
He ate the cookies, drank the milk, then he was
gone ‘n now
Santa put the hurt on you
(Saxaphone solo with
“Santa put the hurt on you”)
(Piano solo with “Santa put the hurt on you”)
OM THE CITY PARK LAGOON
(B. Antin) ©Anzel Anzel, BMI
When it’s finally dark in City Park,
the Creature goes outside
He can’t stand no more TV Land,
so he rubs his yellow eyes
He’s got scales and a tale;
when he exhales, people run away
His fins are flat; except for that,
he’s pretty much OK
But they say, “Watch out, here he comes
Watch out, here he comes
Watch out, here he comes!
Watch out, here he comes!!”
He’s the Creature (Aaahhh!)
from the City Park Lagoon
And he’d cause a fright in broad day light,
so he can’t go out too soon
He’s the Creature (Aaahhh!)
from the City Park Lagoon
But he always gets in VooDoo Fest,
’cause they think he’s pretty cool
He loves to drive the golf carts,
and he likes the Carousel
Ya here that Little Train late at night?
That’s him all by himself
But he really wants a sno-ball, red or blue or lime
So one day he just made up his mind,