AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch

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Lemme guess…Ain’t dere no more Security’s…Ain’t dere no more Rueter’s Seeds…Ain’t dere no more Cloverlands’ Cows…Ain’t dere no more Post Office Now? …Ain’t dere no more Gerard Chevrolet…(Impala 2-Door) Let me drive…Ain’t dere no more Whatcha wanna see now…Out by the lake I’m goin back home…Betta just wait The Bounty…Ain’t dere no more East End Bakery…Ain’t dere no more Schult’s got the…Fresh Hardware Bart’s…Ain’t hardly there Maggie and Smitty’s…Ain’t dere no more And all those kitties…Ain’t dere no more The My O My…Ain’t dere no more Bali Hai…Ain’t dere no more Dancing Fountains…Ain’t dere no more Just keep on countin…Ain’t dere no more Rosenberg’s…That’s The Name! 18 - 25…Tu-lane Gus Betat’s, right…Ain’t dere no more Witcha’ Paw Paw’s bike…Ain’t dere no more Hadocol…Ain’t dere no more The Parades ‘n all…Ain’t dere no more Topaz…Where that went? Hi Balls…25¢ Miller The Killa’…A Real Killa’ Dilla’ Ain’t Dere No Mooorrre AIN’T NO PLACE TO PEE ON MARDI GRAS DAY (B. Antin) ©Anzel Anzel, BMI “I gotta go. I gotta go real bad. Ya’ll betta lemme inside, ya hear.” Ain’t no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day. Mardi Gras Day. Ain’t no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day. Mardi Gras Day. No matter what you say, no matter what you pay Ain’t no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day. Can’t pee till you get home on Mardi Gras Day. Mardi Gras Day. Can’t pee till you get home on Mardi Gras Day. Mardi Gras Day. Even if you stay ten-thousand miles away Can’t pee till you get home on Mardi Gras Day. Mardi Gras Day. You could burp, you could sneeze You could cough, and you could wheeze Wipe your nose right on your sleeve But can you pee on Mardi Gras Day? . . . . No way! You can’t pee in a taxi, that ain’t nice. That ain’t nice. OK, just this once, no more than twice. More than twice. But, if you leave a stain, you don’t have to be ashamed How you think them yella cabs they got that name? (Trombone solo) So you step outside your car ’cause ya had to go. Had to go. But they catch ya on the police video. Video. Say, “Wait, cha’ll mistaken. It’s a flood, the levee’s breakin’. And I’m evacuatin’ here with the contra-flow.” Rich folks get to pee on Mardi Gras Day. Mardi Gras Day. They get annoyed if they can’t void on Mardi Gras Day. Mardi Gras Day. So, they’re up there on their balconies they pee all over you and me’s Rich folks get to pee on Mardi Gras Day. I said there ain’t no place to pee, etc. . . If there ain’t no stalls when nature calls, I go in front’a Gawd n’all. Ain’t no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day. Mardi Gras Day. (Big ending)
I said there ain’t no - No place to pee - On Mardi Gras Day. . .I gotta go, baby. I gotta go real bad. “But Officer, I thought the sign said Facility Street!” AT THE BEACH, AT THE BEACH (B. Antin) ©Anzel Anzel, BMI (Chorus parts adapted from “By The Beautiful Sea,” Harold Atteridge/Harry Carrol, BMI, Public Domain) I rode the Bug, rode the Whip, Flyin’ Scooters, and the Planes Before I outgrew Kiddie-Land, I drove the boats and trains I seen Miss New Orleans, live out on the stage I seen the Human Cannonball, fireworks displays And you could hear the Zephyr, from the parking lot It climbed up to the top. . . then it starts to drop. . . (Chorus) At the beach, at the beach, at Pontchartrain Beach We had fun, we had fun, in the rain and the heat The fun’s all done, now there’s a fence ’Cause they’re workin on experiments At Pontchartrain Beach Ya just got chocolate or vanilla, and the grown-ups had a bar And I ran every red light in the Bumper Cars And you could shoot real rifles, imagine that today But it wasn’t fun as comin out the Mirror Maze The Tilt-a-Whirl was squeaky The sno-balls, they was leaky But the clown out front of Laugh-In-The-Dark Was really kinda creepy. . . (Chorus) At the beach, at the beach, at Pontchartrain Beach We had fun, we had fun, in the rain and the heat I’d even wear a coat and tie to get back in the Bali-Hai At Pontchartrain Beach The elephant and lion were the garbage cans They’d suck the trash right out you hand The Bath House and the Light House, the girls all hangin out Takin pictures where the clown said, “Please don’t climb inside my mouth.” Can ya still hear the Wild Maus? All that clackitty-clack Comin round the corner like it’s goin off the track The Fortune Teller Lady in the Penny Arcade She could tell your fortune, butcha just got to wait. . . “Everybody in the Penny Arcade! Let’s sing along!” (Crowd Chorus) At the beach, at the beach, at Pontchartrain Beach You’ll have fun, you’ll have fun every day of the week You’ll love the thrilling rides, laugh till you split your sides At Pontchartrain Beach (Repeat Crowd Chorus) At the beach, at the beach, at Pontchartrain Beach,. . . . . . Now it’s some kinda’ research deal By the end of Elysian Fields At Pontchartrain Beach CHRISTMAS IN CHALMETTE (Benny “Grunch” Antin) ©Anzel Anzel, BMI There’s a little town straight on down The Avenue of St. Claude With Our Lady of Prompt Succor Church In the Parish of St. Bernard I have been there, got-gown in there Alas, without regret It was a special time of year… Christmas in Chalmette (whistle) You could sail to Avondale across the hemispheres Ya oughta rode the ferry boat from Lower Coast Algiers
Page 1 and 2: BENNY GRUNCH & THE BUNCH - SONG LYR
Page 3: AIN’T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 (Benn
Page 7 and 8: I coulda been in Plaquemines, filli
Page 9 and 10: GARBAGE NITE (B. Antin) ©Anzel Anz
Page 11 and 12: a lotta money, I’m gonna sell my
Page 13 and 14: The Star, The Insider, The National
Page 15 and 16: A night-time pass to the Sno-Ball S
Page 17 and 18: And the Road Home check is in the m
Page 19 and 20: and he goes to get in line Everybod
Page 21 and 22: BOOGIE WOOGIE SING ALONG FLAVOR SON

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