AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch
AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch
AIN'T DERE NO MORE - PART 2 - Benny Grunch & The Bunch
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Straight ahead at Judge Perez go right,<br />
no wait that’s wrong<br />
So turn around by Tenneco,<br />
‘cept Tenneco is gone<br />
<strong>The</strong>re’s manger scenes with laser beams<br />
blinkin off and on<br />
Just pull all the stuff you want<br />
right out on your front lawn<br />
Three Wise Kinds and angels<br />
sing to wooden reindeer heads<br />
Santa pose in Elvis clothes,<br />
it’s Christmas in Chalmette<br />
Wake up Christmas mornin to TV Ninja Wars<br />
Kids in shades and roller-blades<br />
playin new guitars<br />
Some guy got some Bond-O,<br />
he’s beatin out his dents<br />
Engines turnin up a bunch’a thousand RPM’s<br />
But sometimes late on Christmas Eve<br />
a ghost or two appears<br />
It’s Jean Lafitte and you say,<br />
John hey where’s your Buccaneers<br />
Don’t get smart with ghosts<br />
you meet at Chalmette Battlefield<br />
Don’t play with them ol’ cannons,<br />
‘cause they still can shoot for real (cannon)<br />
Excuse me if I’m giddy,<br />
but let’s not go back home<br />
I’ve had drive-thru daquiris in cups of styrofoam<br />
Let’s go down the road,<br />
we’ll get crabs soft-shelled<br />
Can’t leave this time of year<br />
Traffic’s bad as hell<br />
You was late because you caught the bridge<br />
and train and then<br />
Turned around and caught the train<br />
and caught the bridge again<br />
Did you take some Polaroids<br />
of every place you’ve been<br />
And visit sacred ruins like<br />
the St. Bernard Drive-In<br />
So lemme see the pictures,<br />
what they came out bad, for true<br />
Come back again take I-510, no-huh you that too<br />
You’re luck see, it on CD and audio cassette<br />
This is it, it ain’t no (buzzer)<br />
it’s Christmas in Chalmette<br />
Christmas in Chalmette…<br />
(ring…bark…ratchet…fog horn…<br />
breaking glass…cannon)<br />
Merry Christmas, Dawlin’…<br />
EVACUATION DAY<br />
(New B. Antin lyrics) ©Anzel Anzel, BMI<br />
(Adapted from “Graduation Day,” H. Schroeder and R.<br />
Wagner, White Cliff)<br />
You know we’ll all be totally fried -<br />
If we ever leave again<br />
Ever leave again - Ever leave again<br />
Ya’ll get off the sofa. Evacuation’s near<br />
Go ahead and ride it out, but me, I’m outta here<br />
Pack some Barq’s Cream Soda,<br />
enough for several days<br />
Buy a bunch of batteries, D’s and double A’s<br />
Over on the West Bank,<br />
ya betta go save ya Mama<br />
<strong>The</strong> bridge is free for evacuees,<br />
so you’ll even save a dolla’<br />
Splat! <strong>The</strong> waves blow over the Twin Spans<br />
on I-10<br />
<strong>The</strong>re’s the sign, I-59,<br />
so here we go again!<br />
Do do do do<br />
What just happened? Oh, no, it’s Contraflow!<br />
My GPS is freaking out. It don’t know where to go<br />
<strong>The</strong> radio fades way down low.<br />
Now it’s gettin’ louder<br />
It’s slow motion Twilight Zone<br />
at thirteen miles an hour<br />
Way past noon we’re just in Picayune,<br />
traffic’s at a crawl<br />
We’ll get some gas in Birmingham j<br />
ust in time for Mardi Gras<br />
Back the car up closer, over by the trees<br />
How come they got no bathrooms in Mississippi?<br />
Do do do do