DIRTY PANTIES ...and other thrilling tales of my sex ... - Lannie Rose

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2 - Dirty Panties ...and other thrilling tales of my sex changeWhat makes a woman a woman and a man a man (hint:testosterone has a lot to do with it).A family’s love may not be all it seems.Sex reassignment surgery hurts! So does electrolysis.You truly can become anything your heart desires, as long asyou are true to yourself.Love is like the wind.Sometimes, if you’re lucky, life lets you have do-overs.I even learned to suck … well, you’ll read about THAT in thevery first story!Dirty Panties is about me, but in a larger sense, it’s about thedifferences and similarities between women and men. I inviteyou to join me on my journey of discovery as I grow from manhoodinto womanhood. Maybe you too will learn some remarkablethings along the way. I’m sure you’ll have a few laughs, anyway!I wrote the pieces in this collection during the period I wentfrom thinking I was just a cross-dressing man until well after mysex change surgery. Each piece stands on its own, so feel free tojump around to the parts that pique your interest. The bookprogresses roughly in chronological order, but some pieces areplaced out of sequence to maintain a consistent theme in eachsection. If the opinions I express in some places seem tocontradict my opinions in others, it’s because I was growing,changing, and learning a lot during this period.These events took place primarily in and around SiliconValley (San Jose, California) and San Francisco from 2001through 2004.
Section 1Lannie’s AdventuresWhat’s it like for a man to go out into the world dressed as awoman? What’s it like for a person who lived forty-six years as aman to suddenly begin living as a woman? You can get an idea ofwhat it’s like by reading these stories of my early adventures inbecoming a woman.3
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E-mailOh, yes, I do get e-mail from
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How I Popped My CherryThere I was,
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