DIRTY PANTIES ...and other thrilling tales of my sex ... - Lannie Rose

Psycho Vince Deflowers Lannie RoseA brunette with eye-catching good looks, tall and thin like amodel, walks quickly down the aisle of a large suburban shoppingmall. She is wearing a short black skirt, matching jacket withfaux-leopard trim at the hems, black stockings, and black pumpswith low heels — could she be a Macy’s saleslady hurrying backfrom a break? An observer might notice the woman furtivelyglancing at her own reflection in the glass of the storefrontwindows, as if uncertain about her appearance. Closer inspectionwould reveal a surprise. The woman’s face has masculinefeatures and the brunette bob is a cheap wig. Why, she’s not a7