Through You VIP - Effortless English

Ever since he started his career Stu has been extremely boring. In fact, he has been themost boring speaker in the world. Since beginning his career he has always boredaudiences. Every time he has spoken he has stood stiffly behind a podium and just readhis notes. During that entire time, since he started his career, his voice has been flatwith no emotion every time he spoke.Since he started his career the audience has always fallen asleep within three minutesof the beginning of his speeches. In fact, one time he spoke to 200 people at anengineering conference and within 10 minutes everyone was snoring [snoring]. Well,one day his boss finally said to him “You must take a speaking class. You must learn tobe a better speaker.” And so he enrolled in – he joined – the Dale Carnegie SpeechCourse.They told him to never read notes to the audience and they told him to never standbehind a podium. Instead, Stu learned to speak conversationally, move energeticallyand speak enthusiastically. He practiced and he practiced and he practiced and hepracticed and at his next conference the audience was enthralled. They listened to himeagerly. They watched him intently and at the end they cheered him loudly.* * * * *And that’s the end of our second version. Let’s to go the third version, which is from afuture timeframe. Here we go.* * * * *In the future, some day, there will be a man named Stu. He’s going to be the mostboring speaker in the world. In fact, whenever he speaks he’ll just stand stiffly behind apodium and he’ll always just read his notes. His voice is gonna be flat with no emotion.Of course, “gonna” means going to; future.The audience will always fall asleep within three minutes of him starting his speech. Infact, one time in the future he’s gonna speak to 200 people at an engineeringconference, in the future, and within 10 minutes the entire audience will be snoring[snoring].Well, his boss is finally gonna say “Stu, you must take a speaking class.” And so Stu willenroll in the Dale Carnegie Speech Course and they’ll tell him some surprising things.They’ll tell him to never read notes to an audience. They’ll tell him to never stand behinda podium. Instead, he’ll learn to speak conversationally, to move energetically and tospeak enthusiastically.www.EffortlessEnglishClub.com