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Through You VIP - Effortless English

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Well, within three minutes of the beginning of his speech they always fall asleep.And why do they always fall asleep?Because he’s so boring. Because his voice is flat with no emotion.In fact, one time Stu spoke to 200 people at an engineering conference.How many people did he speak to at an engineering conference?Two hundred.And who spoke to 200 people at an engineering conference?Stu. Stu spoke to 200 people at an engineering conference.What did he do at an engineering conference?He spoke to 200 people and within 10 minutes everyone was snoring.Within 10 minutes what were they doing?They were snoring. Within 10 minutes of the start of his speech everyone was snoring.Of course, snoring is the sound some people make when they sleep. It sounds like this[snoring]. That’s snoring.So, was Stu snoring at the engineering conference?No, no, no, no, Stu was not snoring at the engineering conference.Who was snoring at the engineering conference?The audience. The audience was snoring at the engineering conference.And why were they snoring at the engineering conference?Because Stu was such a boring speaker. So, within 10 minute of him beginning hisspeech everyone in the audience was snoring [snoring].www.<strong>Effortless</strong><strong>English</strong>Club.com

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