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4AffectionProfessors of different subjects defining the word “ kiss” :Prof. of Computer Science:A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.Prof. of Algebra:A kiss is two divided by nothing.Prof. of Geometry:A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.Prof. of Physics:A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.Prof. of Chemistry:A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.Prof. of Zoology:A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.Prof. of Physiology:A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular or muscles in the state of contraction.Prof. of Dentistry:7
Affection 8A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.Prof. of Accountancy:A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.Prof. of Economics:A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.Prof. of Statistics:A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.Prof. of Philosophy:A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.Prof. of English:A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural andit is applicable to all.Prof. of Engineering:Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that termBug Us
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Page 10 and 11: 1Teacher And BootsDid you hear abou
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Page 27 and 28: 13Seminars For MenNote : All semina
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Page 35 and 36: 18Are You A Teacher?You might be a
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Traffic Ticket 58Well, the ADA foun
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Dear Diary 62My legs were a little
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38ExercisingIt is well documented t
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40RecipeChicken rather than turkey
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Farmer 68Then the Patrolman came ac
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43ResolutionsChoose your New Year
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Jesus And Satan 72
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46Senior GolfRule #1A ball sliced o
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47Country BumpkinYou Might Be From
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48ChristmasThree men died on Christ
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50LiteracyAfter numerous rounds of
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52Bull FightA big Texan cowboy stop
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Debate 84“I pulled out the wine a
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55Nurse's RevengeA big shot attorne
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57Table TalkA family is at the dinn
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59Never Touchin’ the Taser Again!
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Golf Help For YouDriver ID 94
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Newfoundland Ale Indulgement 96They
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63Stevie and TigerStevie Wonder and
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64Short StoriesWomen’s Revenge“
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Short Stories 102The Silent Treatme
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Retirement Q & A 104Question: What
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God And Forrest Gump 106“How many
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The Golfer and the Leprechaun 110An
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70Never Question A DrunkI was shopp
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73PhotographyThe Smiths were unable
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74Are You Too Old For Halloween?You
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76Job ApplicationPOSITION:Mom, Momm
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78Tips for Handling Telemarketers1)
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80Bull or BrillianceA wealthy old l
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81Summer JobA blonde teenager, want
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83Health Question & Answer SessionI
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84Jokes To Offend EveryoneWhat do y
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Jokes To Offend Everyone 134How do
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86Jack The NewfieEvery Friday night
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88AmishAn Amish farmer walking thro
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90Italian MafiaAn old Italian Mafia
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92SistersTwo sisters, one blonde an
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94Men Are Just Happier PeopleNICKNA
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95Genealogy Of JesusThere were 3 go
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96ColdsA man and a woman were sitti
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98The Farmer And The DonkeyOne day
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99Lawyer CompassionOne afternoon a
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101Two CowsDEMOCRATIC:You have two
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Two Cows 156You like to watch cows
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103Dating For SeniorsActual ads see
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105The Miracle Of Toilet PaperFresh
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107Scotsman Moves To CanadaA Scotsm
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109How-To BooksA husband had just f
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Canadian Jokes 166Sure it’s easy,
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111Who Is Norma?A sweet grandmother
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Because I'm A Man 170
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114E-mooningA new phenomenon called
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116Longest Nerve In The BodyDid you
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118Grandpa, What Is Sex?An 8-year-o
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120Lunch With The GirlsA group of 1
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Nasty Divorce 180He listened polite
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His Name Was Bubba 182
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124Medical ConferenceA Doctor was a
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126SalesmanA little old lady answer
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128RomanceA wife, being the romanti
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130Hillbilly Medical TermsBenign…
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131DecisionsOnce upon a time, there
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133Punderful1. A bicycle can’t st
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134FriarsThe friars were behind on
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Linguistics 200
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Food For Thought 202Why isn’t pho
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138PunderfullyDid you hear about th
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140Bumper StickersCover me. I’m c
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141PaintingsA guy in Paris nearly g
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Advertisement 210
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144Prescriptions For WomenDAMNITOLT
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145More Chinese ProverbsMan who run
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147RedefiningHere is the Washington
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Redefining 218willy-nilly, adj. imp
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149MatrimonySu Wong marries Lee Won
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Bad Day At Hallmark 222Happy birthd
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Creative Puns For Educated Minds 22
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153The New Dictionary of Definition
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154My Inconclusive Travel PlansI ha
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20 Clever Words For Clever People 2
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