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25Are You Having A Bad Day?Well, then, consider this…In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about11:00 am., regardless of their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural.No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am. on Sunday, so a worldwideteam of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waitedoutside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward andunplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.Having a Bad Day?The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At aspecial ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amidcheers and applause from onlookers.A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.Still think you are having a Bad Day?A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breakinghis arm in two places.Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.STILL think you’re having a Bad Day?Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampedingmadly.43
Are You Having A Bad Day? 44The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.What?? STILL having a Bad Day?Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with “Return toSender” stamped on it.Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.There now, feeling better?Bug Us
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Page 10 and 11: 1Teacher And BootsDid you hear abou
Page 12 and 13: 3Test Q & A From Students1. Q: Name
Page 14 and 15: 4AffectionProfessors of different s
Page 16 and 17: 5PenmanshipLetter sent by a college
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Page 20 and 21: 8School Answering Machine“Hello!
Page 22: 10ChemistryLogico deductivism in Th
Page 25 and 26: 12ProverbsA first grade teacher col
Page 27 and 28: 13Seminars For MenNote : All semina
Page 29 and 30: 15FelineA kindergarten pupil told h
Page 31 and 32: Videos For YouElementary School Qui
Page 33 and 34: English Language Instruction 26But
Page 35 and 36: 18Are You A Teacher?You might be a
Page 37 and 38: 19Summer School For MenNB: Due to t
Page 39 and 40: Summer School For Men 32How to be t
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Page 45 and 46: Thinking Outside The Box 38Q11. If
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Page 55 and 56: 28Procrastinator's Creed1. I believ
Page 57 and 58: Golf Laws 50Topping a 3-iron is the
Page 59 and 60: 30AmphibiansTwo young frogs fell in
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Page 73 and 74: 40RecipeChicken rather than turkey
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Page 77 and 78: 43ResolutionsChoose your New Year
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Page 81 and 82: 46Senior GolfRule #1A ball sliced o
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Page 85 and 86: 48ChristmasThree men died on Christ
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Golf Help For YouDriver ID 94
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Newfoundland Ale Indulgement 96They
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63Stevie and TigerStevie Wonder and
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64Short StoriesWomen’s Revenge“
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Short Stories 102The Silent Treatme
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Retirement Q & A 104Question: What
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God And Forrest Gump 106“How many
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70Never Question A DrunkI was shopp
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Age Activated Attention Deficit Dis
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73PhotographyThe Smiths were unable
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74Are You Too Old For Halloween?You
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76Job ApplicationPOSITION:Mom, Momm
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78Tips for Handling Telemarketers1)
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80Bull or BrillianceA wealthy old l
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81Summer JobA blonde teenager, want
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83Health Question & Answer SessionI
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84Jokes To Offend EveryoneWhat do y
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Jokes To Offend Everyone 134How do
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86Jack The NewfieEvery Friday night
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88AmishAn Amish farmer walking thro
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90Italian MafiaAn old Italian Mafia
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92SistersTwo sisters, one blonde an
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94Men Are Just Happier PeopleNICKNA
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95Genealogy Of JesusThere were 3 go
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96ColdsA man and a woman were sitti
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98The Farmer And The DonkeyOne day
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99Lawyer CompassionOne afternoon a
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101Two CowsDEMOCRATIC:You have two
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Two Cows 156You like to watch cows
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103Dating For SeniorsActual ads see
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105The Miracle Of Toilet PaperFresh
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107Scotsman Moves To CanadaA Scotsm
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109How-To BooksA husband had just f
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Canadian Jokes 166Sure it’s easy,
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111Who Is Norma?A sweet grandmother
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Because I'm A Man 170
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114E-mooningA new phenomenon called
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116Longest Nerve In The BodyDid you
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118Grandpa, What Is Sex?An 8-year-o
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120Lunch With The GirlsA group of 1
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Nasty Divorce 180He listened polite
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His Name Was Bubba 182
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124Medical ConferenceA Doctor was a
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126SalesmanA little old lady answer
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128RomanceA wife, being the romanti
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129TerminologyPolitically Correct T
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130Hillbilly Medical TermsBenign…
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131DecisionsOnce upon a time, there
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133Punderful1. A bicycle can’t st
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134FriarsThe friars were behind on
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Linguistics 200
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Food For Thought 202Why isn’t pho
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138PunderfullyDid you hear about th
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140Bumper StickersCover me. I’m c
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141PaintingsA guy in Paris nearly g
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Advertisement 210
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144Prescriptions For WomenDAMNITOLT
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145More Chinese ProverbsMan who run
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147RedefiningHere is the Washington
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Redefining 218willy-nilly, adj. imp
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149MatrimonySu Wong marries Lee Won
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Bad Day At Hallmark 222Happy birthd
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Creative Puns For Educated Minds 22
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153The New Dictionary of Definition
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154My Inconclusive Travel PlansI ha
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20 Clever Words For Clever People 2
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