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31 <strong>Smile</strong> <strong>Aerobics</strong>Class 6Loss Of Identity–Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.Help Line Support and Support Groups.Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PMClass 7Learning How To Find Things–Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The HouseUpside Down While Screaming.Open Forum.Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.Class 8Health Watch–Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.Graphics and Audio Tapes.Three nights;Class 9Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost–Real Life Testimonials.Tuesdays at 6:00 PMLocation to be determined.Class 10Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?Driving Simulations.4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.Class 11Learning to Live–asic Differences Between Mother and Wife.Online Classes and role-playing.Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determinedClass 12
Summer School For Men 32How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.Class 13How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–emembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates andCalling When You’re Going To Be Late.Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.Class 14The Stove/Oven–hat It Is and How It Is Used.Live Demonstration.Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.Golf Help For You
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Page 10 and 11: 1Teacher And BootsDid you hear abou
Page 12 and 13: 3Test Q & A From Students1. Q: Name
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Page 16 and 17: 5PenmanshipLetter sent by a college
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Page 20 and 21: 8School Answering Machine“Hello!
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Page 27 and 28: 13Seminars For MenNote : All semina
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Page 33 and 34: English Language Instruction 26But
Page 35 and 36: 18Are You A Teacher?You might be a
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Page 45 and 46: Thinking Outside The Box 38Q11. If
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Page 51 and 52: Are You Having A Bad Day? 44The two
Page 53 and 54: 27MoralsLesson Number One:A crow wa
Page 55 and 56: 28Procrastinator's Creed1. I believ
Page 57 and 58: Golf Laws 50Topping a 3-iron is the
Page 59 and 60: 30AmphibiansTwo young frogs fell in
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Page 65 and 66: Traffic Ticket 58Well, the ADA foun
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Page 69 and 70: Dear Diary 62My legs were a little
Page 71 and 72: 38ExercisingIt is well documented t
Page 73 and 74: 40RecipeChicken rather than turkey
Page 75 and 76: Farmer 68Then the Patrolman came ac
Page 77 and 78: 43ResolutionsChoose your New Year
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Page 81 and 82: 46Senior GolfRule #1A ball sliced o
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Page 85 and 86: 48ChristmasThree men died on Christ
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52Bull FightA big Texan cowboy stop
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Debate 84“I pulled out the wine a
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55Nurse's RevengeA big shot attorne
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57Table TalkA family is at the dinn
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59Never Touchin’ the Taser Again!
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Never Touchin’ the Taser Again! 9
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Golf Help For YouDriver ID 94
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Newfoundland Ale Indulgement 96They
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63Stevie and TigerStevie Wonder and
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64Short StoriesWomen’s Revenge“
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Short Stories 102The Silent Treatme
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Retirement Q & A 104Question: What
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God And Forrest Gump 106“How many
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Surgical Wonders 108
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The Golfer and the Leprechaun 110An
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70Never Question A DrunkI was shopp
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Age Activated Attention Deficit Dis
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73PhotographyThe Smiths were unable
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74Are You Too Old For Halloween?You
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76Job ApplicationPOSITION:Mom, Momm
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Job Application 122
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78Tips for Handling Telemarketers1)
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80Bull or BrillianceA wealthy old l
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81Summer JobA blonde teenager, want
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83Health Question & Answer SessionI
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84Jokes To Offend EveryoneWhat do y
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Jokes To Offend Everyone 134How do
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86Jack The NewfieEvery Friday night
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88AmishAn Amish farmer walking thro
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90Italian MafiaAn old Italian Mafia
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92SistersTwo sisters, one blonde an
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94Men Are Just Happier PeopleNICKNA
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95Genealogy Of JesusThere were 3 go
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96ColdsA man and a woman were sitti
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98The Farmer And The DonkeyOne day
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99Lawyer CompassionOne afternoon a
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101Two CowsDEMOCRATIC:You have two
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Two Cows 156You like to watch cows
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103Dating For SeniorsActual ads see
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105The Miracle Of Toilet PaperFresh
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107Scotsman Moves To CanadaA Scotsm
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109How-To BooksA husband had just f
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Canadian Jokes 166Sure it’s easy,
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111Who Is Norma?A sweet grandmother
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Because I'm A Man 170
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114E-mooningA new phenomenon called
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116Longest Nerve In The BodyDid you
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118Grandpa, What Is Sex?An 8-year-o
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120Lunch With The GirlsA group of 1
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Nasty Divorce 180He listened polite
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His Name Was Bubba 182
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124Medical ConferenceA Doctor was a
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126SalesmanA little old lady answer
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128RomanceA wife, being the romanti
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129TerminologyPolitically Correct T
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130Hillbilly Medical TermsBenign…
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131DecisionsOnce upon a time, there
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133Punderful1. A bicycle can’t st
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134FriarsThe friars were behind on
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Linguistics 200
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Food For Thought 202Why isn’t pho
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138PunderfullyDid you hear about th
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140Bumper StickersCover me. I’m c
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141PaintingsA guy in Paris nearly g
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Advertisement 210
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144Prescriptions For WomenDAMNITOLT
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145More Chinese ProverbsMan who run
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147RedefiningHere is the Washington
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Redefining 218willy-nilly, adj. imp
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149MatrimonySu Wong marries Lee Won
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Bad Day At Hallmark 222Happy birthd
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Creative Puns For Educated Minds 22
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153The New Dictionary of Definition
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154My Inconclusive Travel PlansI ha
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20 Clever Words For Clever People 2
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