Moving Finger - Issue 3 - Brunel University
Moving Finger - Issue 3 - Brunel University
Moving Finger - Issue 3 - Brunel University
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GROWING UP<br />
I was five and quite happily playing with my He-Man figures on the kitchen floor.<br />
Skeletor had just stormed Castle Greyskull. Battlecat was trying to lead the fight back. All<br />
the drama in the plastic world had to be cut short, even though it was reaching its climax.<br />
Mum and Dad walked into the kitchen. Dad always seemed to tower over me. I'm never<br />
going to be that big, I thought. Mum was holding a fair-sized cardboard box. She rested it<br />
on the table where my two older sisters were sitting playing Monopoly. I'd been playing<br />
before, but got bored after about five minutes. All I wanted to do was race the car around<br />
the board, and build towns with the little plastic green and red buildings. This was met<br />
with screams of ‘don’t, don't, don't’ from my sisters.<br />
Stupid game, I thought.<br />
‘There's something here in this box you just might like,’ Mum said gently.<br />
Ooh presents, I thought and instantly shot to my feet. I stood eagerly on tiptoe. My<br />
head wasn't much higher than the table edge. My sisters were peering at the box, less<br />
enthusiastic, but certainly interested. I guess when you're a bit older you've seen a few<br />
more boxes. I still couldn't see properly. I clumsily clambered onto the chair, knee first,<br />
then swung my other leg round. I stood on the chair, now very satisfied with my bird's<br />
eye view of the mysterious brown container. Dad took a careful hold of my shoulders, as I<br />
stood proud. Mum slowly opened the flaps. My heart was thumping, anticipation<br />
building.<br />
I wish Mum would just hurry up, I thought. Opening...opening...the flaps were nearly<br />
all the way...it's open!<br />
In the box, cowering in the corner, was a little ginger kitten with huge tiger-like paws,<br />
ears that seemed big enough for a fully-grown cat and a pure white belly.<br />
‘Awwwww,’ my sisters yelped in unison, now more than interested.<br />
‘Can we keep it?’ I cried.<br />
Her name was Lindsey, Lindsey Porter. I was eleven and she was a year older. I had<br />
become a bit of a cult hero with my mates because I was going out with an older woman.<br />
The peak of our relationship was when we held hands on a shoe-buying expedition on a<br />
wet Saturday afternoon in East Grinstead - not exactly romantic, but this was all going to<br />
change. We were going to kiss - properly, tongues and everything! I had it all planned.<br />
My parents were out; I'd invite her over. We'd sit down; I'd woo her with a bit of Michael<br />
Jackson, then make my move. That was the plan, at least.<br />
It all started so well. I phoned her and she was coming over. Game on. I got ready. I<br />
put the Coca Cola on ice; I had a go at ironing my own shirt. Interesting results. I shaved<br />
my top lip, borrowed some of Dad's aftershave and placed the Jacko tape carefully by the<br />
stereo. Everything was set. I sat in the lounge, a little nervous, but quietly confident. Your<br />
first kiss is a strange thing. Until it actually happens it's shrouded in mystery. When it<br />
finally comes along, you are too busy making sure you follow every tip given in Just 17<br />
to be able to be enjoy yourself. Unfortunately I couldn't even get past tip number one on<br />
this occasion.<br />
Lindsey was half an hour late. I remained rooted to my seat in the lounge, hands<br />
between my knees, every so often looking at the clock. Then it happened. The doorbell<br />
sounded. I raced to the hall.<br />
‘Keep calm, keep calm,’ I whispered to myself. I opened the door with a strained<br />
attempt to appear sophisticated and there she was, looking every bit as beautiful as she<br />
did in my mind's eye.<br />
‘Hello, sorry I'm late,’ she said sweetly.<br />
‘That's ok, I....’ My sentence was cut short by the sheer horror of what I saw: the little<br />
brother.<br />
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