Moving Finger - Issue 3 - Brunel University
Moving Finger - Issue 3 - Brunel University
Moving Finger - Issue 3 - Brunel University
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NEW QUEEN SPINS A YARN<br />
LEAH EXPOSED IN BLACKMAIL FRAUD SCANDAL. SARAH<br />
WOLSTENCROFT REPORTS:<br />
In the early hours of this morning our new Queen Leah was exposed as a fraud.<br />
Answering a challenge set by the late King Alfred for a woman with a ‘gift’ to marry his<br />
son, Leah's lying father, Mickey "the Axe" Collyfield, claimed his daughter could spin<br />
gold from thread. A palace insider informed us of the truth. Leah has connections with a<br />
gangster known as ‘Rumpelstiltskin’. Stiltskin allegedly spun the gold himself, making<br />
the then-woodcutter’s penniless daughter promise him a reward when he returned. The<br />
King, fooled by the collaboration, allowed his son to marry Leah.<br />
However, her deception was exposed when the villain returned for his pay-off, the<br />
newborn Prince John. Palace negotiators came to a deal with the blackmailers. If they had<br />
not guessed his name by the time he returned on Friday of last week, he would have taken<br />
the only heir to the throne. Private detectives on a manhunt for the kidnapper and any<br />
associates stumbled across him at his hideout, bragging to friends of his deal. It is not yet<br />
known what his plans for the baby were.<br />
Fortunately, on the villain's return, the baby, under round-the-clock police surveillance,<br />
was saved. We wait on conclusive evidence of Stiltskin's whereabouts. Rumours inside<br />
the palace claim he merely disappeared after a malicious act of vandalism, but there is no<br />
evidence as yet. D.C. Paul Goldilocks, speaking exclusively to the Sun, says, ‘Although<br />
he is not known to be dangerous, Her Majesty is living proof of his power, so we are<br />
advising the public to be wary of suspicious salesmen and the like’. More details soon.<br />
TURN TO PAGE 12: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S NAN GOES<br />
TOPLESS<br />
Sarah Wolstencroft<br />
SNOW WHITE<br />
The mirror was the judge of beauty, the divider of sour from sweet, bad from good,<br />
ugly from fair. It was kept in an old mansion near a large motorway where a young<br />
woman lived on her own. It was believed she was a witch due to her unattractive<br />
appearance. On this particular day she sat, restless, in her chair, the flickering of the T.V<br />
gently changing the colouring of her face from grey to blue to green, her long hair<br />
slithering down to her waist like discoloured worms sown together in a sticky web. On<br />
the end of her nose was a mole that resembled a sour grape and her skin was like cracked<br />
leather. Her long yellow nails tapped upon a glass table next to the sofa where a vase of<br />
red, pink, and yellow flowers exhaled sweet air. She loved flowers. They comforted her<br />
when she was alone, and their aroma reminded her of her childhood. She stood up,<br />
exposing her face to the mirror. She prayed that this time it would be able to see her<br />
honesty, loyalty and intelligence, but it seemed that the mirror was incapable of judging<br />
the depth of beauty. It absorbed only what it reflected, saw less than the eyes could.<br />
‘Mirror, mirror, hung up high,<br />
Who is the fairest and tell me why?’<br />
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