Chapter 11

Tuko Bampa
na 2011
NOT FOR SALE
CHAPTA 11

Ili ku-help ma-youth wa-improve lives zao, Boyie,
ambaye hu-spend life yake akiunda ma-electronics,
alijenga a pirate radio station - Shujaaz.FM.
Akijiita DJ B, anaendelea ku-empower vijanaa huku
anajificha from Chief na ma-gangs.
Msupa Mtaani!
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Jina: DEEPTI DIVANI A.k.a: Dee Dee Age: 18
Ambition: Kuwa investigative journalist
Qualities poa: Ako determined, m-independent, mwerevu.
ev
Qualities zii: M-stubborn jo!
Ma-hobby: Photography, ku-chop
Ma-talent: kuandika, ku-find out ukweli, kuhoji wasee
Najua Deepti
anaweza kuni-help kuconnect
na mafans vipoa
sana. So nita-work na
yeye; ata-call ma-fans na
kusaka info zaidi. LAKINI
siwezi kum-show ati mimi
ndio DJB!
Nitapatia Deepti
messages zenu
zingine ndio awacall.
Anaweza call
time yoyote!
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Deepti anataka sana kujua DJ B ni nani. Lakini DJB ako na
secret identity so anakataaga kum-meet.
Lakini…Deepti ata-discover atafanyaje ndio aendelee ku-keep identity yake secret?
Endelea ku-chop Shujaaz
ati Boyie ni DJ B? Na Boyie
ujue!

Malkia
Ajanjaruka!
mmmm...
sasa nita-doo doocareer
gani nikiwa m-bigi?
Aii... kuna choice
nyingi! sina idea!
vipi ma-fans? niko
na maujanja za ku-make
cheddas... manze nyinyi
huni-inspire vi-major!
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Cheki story ya giks.
Giks aligrow
eastlands, Nairobi na
yeye ni huuza bidhaa
kwa stall yake. Hii job
unaionaje?
Ulipokuwa mtoi ulikuwa unataka
kufanya nini na life yako?
Nilikuwa nataka kuwa mechanical
engineer, but haiku-work out.
Nikaanza kufanya makibarua
nikilipwa 300 per day. Nikaona
naweza get more huko nje nje.
Niliamua nianze works yangu juu
employment haikuwa inanisaidia
sana.
Subject yako favourite chuo
ilikuwa?
Nilikuwa na-like Sciences na English.
Na uli-clear chuo ukiwa how
old?
Nilikuwa 18.
Na sasa, ulianzishaje stall yako
mtaani, ukaanza kuwa vendor na
kuuza bidhaa za watoi na madem?
Kwanza nilifanya works kwa cousin
yangu. Alikuwa na shop ya kuuza
toys na stuff za beauty. Kwa ile
chapaa nilikuwa na-get hapo,
nika-save 8K. Pia nilikuwa member
wa self-help group, na huko
nikachukua loan ya 15k. Hivyo ndio
nilianza bizna.
Unafanya ujanjez gani ndio
uongeze dooh kwa bizna yako?
Jioni after nifunge shop, na-deliver
bidhaa kwa customers wengine
wenye wame-make orders.
Unafanyaje shughuli zako
through the day?
Mimi hurauka morning ya 6 a.m.
Naenda shops za tao ama Kariokor
kutafuta stock. Naendaga na bike
yangu kutoka Umoja estate, so
na-save dooh coz silipi fare ya
matatu. Nikimaliza ku-shop, naenda
kwa stall yangu Huwa nafungua
shop saa nne morning, then
napanga shop ikae smarter.
Afternoon nakuaga busy sana. Shop
inafungwa by saa moja jioni.
Challenge yako biggie kwa
hii works ni gani?
Kwa story za fashion, kuna compe
na mambo hu-change faster.
Ukizubaa una-lose customers.
We hu-like nini?
Na-like music! Nimekuwa nikiimba
since nikuwe mtoi. Naendaga choir
practice Buru Church jioni.
Una dreams gani kwa future
yako?
Dream yangu ni kuwa na biashara
kadhaa ile mimi mwenyewe
nasimamia.
Unaweza advise aje
mavijana wale wameshindwa ni
career gani wata-choose?
Kama ni kitu unapenda kufanya,
afadhali uanzie na hiyo kwa sababu
hata kama haitakuingizia chapaa
faster, ukiendelea kufanya na bidii,
chapaa itaingia na ways
zitafunguka.
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Cheki story ya Tony Ongaria.
Tony hakungoja
achorwe works kwa kampu.
Pia wewe unaeza chanuka kama
Tony u-make initiative ya kucreate
employment.
Uipokuwa mtoi, ulikuwa
unataka kufanya nini na life yako?
Nilikuwa nataka kuwa pilot. But
haikuwa rahisi coz ku-join colle ya
ma-pilot lazima mtu a-qualify na
grades fulani. Na sikuweza.
Subject yako favourite chuo
ilikuwa?
Biology.
Ulimada chuo ukiwa how
old ?
Nilikuwa 19.
Ulianzishaje biz ya ku-collect
garbage mtaani?
Maboys walikuwa jobless na
tulikuwa tumesota. Nilikuwa
nimemada kampo na sik-get works.
Kulikuwa na garbage collector ctor
mtaani na tukaona pia sisi tunaweza
anzisha yetu.
Tuli-make flyers ya kuji-advertise
tukapea wasee mtaani. Wakarespond
poa na tukagawana hao
yenye mtu ata-collect takataka. ataka.
Pia tukaelewana njia ya ku-share
income.
Nini hukufurahisha?
Nikiambiwa na customer mtaani job
yangu ni poa, ni encouraging. Mtaa
ikiwa clean huwa nabambika!
Challenge yako biggie kwa hii
works ni gani?
Transport ni blanda! Wasee wa
kanjo ndio hu-provide transport
ya kupeleka garbage Dandora
dumpsite. Tunawategemea coz
wako cheap. Time zenye wanakosa
ku-come, inatubidi tutafute other
means of transport na ni expe tu
sana.
In a day, mnapangaje job?
Weekdays, huwa naenda Inda
baru ya ku-offload mabati. Sato,
huwa narauka 6.30 am ndio nisupervise
garbage collection. Mimi
na mabeste zangu tume-employ
ma-boy na tuna-collect garbage
kwa keja 100.
Uko na advise gani kwa
mayuts wenye hawajui career
yenye wanataka ku-do?
Sio poa kuchagua wera. Kuwea
jack-of-all trades saa zile unatafuta
specialty yako. Nurture job yako,
itakusaidia ku-grow-isha talents
zako.
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Cheki story ya betty njeri
Huyu ni Caterer.
Ana-run biz ya kupika
kwa ma-wedding, bridal
showers na events
zingine. Hii ni moja ya
jobs msee anaweza
kujianzia.
Ukiwa mtoi, ulikuwa una-dream
kufanya nini ukikuwa m-bigi?
Nilitamani kufanya kuwa cabin crew
juu ya dooh na ku-travel place mob.
Nilitaka kuwa successful.
Subject gani uli-like sana chuo??
Nilikuwa napenda English.
Ulimada chuo ukiwa how old?
Nilimada chuo nikiwa 19 then
nikaenda colle nika-do Public
Relations.
Sasa, ilikuwaje ukakuwa Caterer
tena?
Mother yangu alikuwa na
restaurant. Nikiwa 10 years old,
nilikuwa namsaidia kupika na ndio
nilianza ku-like story za catering.
Food ya first yenye nilipika ilikuwa
chapo; ilikuwa tamu!
Vile time ilienda, nili-manage kusave
50k nikatumia ku-buy chaffing
dishes, vijiko, masufuria na jiko.
Una-face challenge gani kwa
career yako?
Ni hard sana ku-transport food
juu lazima ui-pack vizuri ndio
isimwagike, kwanza food zenye
zina supu. Food kama ugali, rice,
mukimo huwa zinawekwa kwa
sufuria na kufunikwa na foil paper.
So, food zina supu, naziweka kwa
pots kubwa.
Unafanyaga ujanjez gani
time zenye biz iko down?
Kama sina event ya kupikia, huwa
na hire out chaffing dishes zangu.
Una-like ku-do nini sana?
Napenda kupika! Food hunibamba
most ni kuku, na na-like kuipika.
Pia na-like kusaidia wasee wako less
fortunate.
Una dream gani?What
are your dreams and ambitions?
One day, na-hope nita-make bizna
yangu ikuwe biggie na ijulikane poa.
Kwa msee mwenye hajui
anataka ku-do career gani, utamadvice
nini?
Amua kitu unataka ku-do. Jiamini
na ufanye kitu umeamua bila
wasiwasi. Unaweza anza bizna na
kitu yoyote yenye uko nayo na soon
utakuwa juu!
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Cheki story ya jamlick butali.
Yeye ni Interior
Designer. Yeye hudesign
makeja, mahoteli,
pharmacies na offices.
Kama Jamlick ame-make,
pia wewe unaweza make,
kwani!?
Jamlick, ebu tu-show ulikuwa
unataka ku-choose career gani
ukigrow?
Nilikuwa nime-like sana art and
design.
Favourite subject yako
ilikuwa gani?
Drawing, Design na French.
Wacha! Na uli-clear chuo
ukiwa how old ?
Nikitoka high school nilikuwa 18 ,
na nikimada university nilikuwa 24.
Ilikuwaje ukaamua kuwa Interior
designer?
Nilikuwa nataka kufanya
architecture kampo but nika-realise
kuna vitu mob ningeweza kufanya
instead. Nikasomea interior design.
Nilipomaliza niliandikwa works
kiasi halafu baadaye nika-quit
ndio nianzishe kampuni yangu ya
interior design.
Noma! Kwa day moja unakuwaga
na shughuli gani?
By 5.30 a.m nakuaga nishaamka.
Nafanayga job kwa desk yangu
mpaka 9.30 am then naenda
kucheki sites. Baadaye huwa
ninafanya supervision na
inspections mpaka 5 pm.
Kwa mayuts wenye saa hizi
hawajui ni job gani wata-do,
unaweza kuwa-advise nini?
Jiamini kwa kitu una-do. Kila kitu
ni bidii, unaweza achieve anything,
bora ukuwe na bidii. Lazima uanze
ukiwa down, baadae uta-get kitu.
Challenge yako biggie kwa hii
works ni gani?
Hii company ni small n shida biggie
huwa ni story za dooh. Kuna clients
hawa-pay vipoa sana especially ama
ni mara yao ya first.
Nini hukufurahisha
maishani?
Nikimaliza job huwa nabambika .
Tena, nikiona client ako satisfied
huwa nafurahi…kulipwa baada ya
job pia huwa inani-jazz.
Una dreams na ambitions?
Nataka hii bizna yangu i-grow
mpaka nje ya Kenya na ijulikane
vifiti.
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m
alkia unafanya nini ukizubaa hapo?
unafaa upikie uncle yako!!
hey... labda
naeza kuwa chef!
Mafans, cheki
story ya huyu fan wa
Shujaaz FM mwenye
ame-realize dream yake!
Eric Odundo – Mechanic
Maze when I was young, I admired a certain old man
who was a mechanic.Diz inspired me n I enquired watI was 2do to achieve
this goal.Diz became ma dream n aftaku-hustle, I made it 2 eldy poly
wea Ituk mechanical engineering. Am now com4table wid ma career
in mechanical engineering n am planning 2 get a degree in de same
profession.Guyz, believe in what u wanna do n definatelyyou will makeit.
Am currently providing 4ma parents who saw me thru colle n paying 4 ma
bro skulfees. This is what am trying to say: You can make it if u wanna!
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Sheng Dictionary
Vuta Aerial/ Panda roof (v)
Kuwa mjanja
Scan (v) Kuwa alert
Sekete (n) Old
Rodhi/rothi (n) Trouser
(v) Kuwa na uzuri
Ronga (n) Rongai
Pori (n) Kibeti/Purse
Potanga (n) Viazi
Pasua (v) Chukua short-cut
Paka rangi/Panga (v) Con/
Sanya
Pandhre/Panji (n) Indian
Okwonkwo (n) Sonko/
Kiongozi
Oboho (n) Bad boy
mchongoano
no
Una macho biggy
hadi unaitwa
‘eye witness’.
Manzi yako mnono,
ukimchinjia, lazima
umuingize box tatu.
Una kichwa kubwa
mpaka ukiingia class
teacher ana kuambia
no groupwork today.
Falafulani, gari
yenu ni mzee
hadi nyi hufunga
punda kuivuta
Una kichwa bigi
hadi ukiingia mat
emergency door
inafunguliwa.
Ati kwenu nyi ni
ma-gondi design Ali
Baba & the forty
thieves walikam
kwenu attacho.
Njako (n) Polisi/Karao
Ngweru (n) Beshte
Ngupi (n) Pingu/Handcuffs
Ngware (adj) Mapema
Ngomi (adj) Fala
Neti (n) Jela
TV yenyu ni bwaku, Tom
and Jerry wakikimbizana
wakifika katikati
wanapumzika kwanza.
Wewe ni
m-ugly, ukiingia
bank wanazima
surveillance
cameras.
Ati una comp
noma ukifinya
escape
inapotea!
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happy new year
2011!
Ma-fans, big up kwenu kwa kuwa na mimi
hapa Shujaaz FM mpaka this New Year
2011! Cheki risto zenye watu wameshare
na mimi.
MONEY-MAKING IDEAS
Nime-come ku-realize kuwa kuna
project mob sana which have been
abandoned! If ma-yuts can form groups,
they can do a lot of work like:
1. Taking photographs n selling them to
tourists.
2. They can start a local museum for
their cultures in Kenya n charge
people a little fee 2 access the
museum, especially during the
holidays
3. We can also make traditional clothes
using animal skins n decorate with
ornaments n sell 2 tourists!
- KEMESH A. E.
The easiest way yaku-make money, ni
ku-come 2gether ma-yut kama 10 hivi.
Kila yut na mtungi moja wa maji. This
will be 10 mitungis and imagine 10 x 50!
Wakiuza maji places kama Emba ambako
maji ni problem, in a day these guy can
make over 5k!
- DAVY L. M
sms
LEADERS WHO USE MAYUTS
Friend wangu ametoka slum.
Yeye na watu wengine wachache
walipewa hongo iliku-cause
riot. Alipewa 2k ku-throwia gari
stonz. Sikuweza kum-help kwa
sababu ali-catch-iwa na police.
Friendz zake walihepa na yeye
ata si jui pahali alipelekwa.
Na the best ni ku-stay away
from tama ya pesa. Beta safe
than sorry. Dedicated to Ken,
former player of Livorno FC.
(again, will have to confirm
this name of Livorno FC)
- FAHEEM S.
Nishawahi approach-iwa na
politician fulani eti atanilipa
4k niki-organize watu
waandamane mtaa fulani juya
rival wake. But kudos 2 my
mum alini-tell eti si poa n I
didn’t do it n that politician
alini-threaten but I was firm
n I told my dad n everything
was kul. So na-tell ma-yuts,
hawa watu wanatutumia na
sisi ndio tunaumia so pliz
msijipe kwa hawa watu.
- UGIN N. S.
I think ma-yuth wazinduke.
Ukiona mwanasiasa anakutumia
kuanzisha vita na anakutumia
wewe mwambie “kwanini
wewe usiende mwenyewe?”
- BRANTON M.
Enyewe sisi ma-yuts hutumiwa
vibaya na hawa mabuda.
Sijatumiwa but nimeona
wakitumiwa ocha kwetu. Kama
2008, waliletewa mapanga
ndio wazushe. Walifanya
vile walifanya, lakini after
that regret-ion mob!
Mwenye alikuwa akiwatumia
sasa hivi yeye humanga
na kusinzia bungeni kama
mtoi. Since 2008 huyo msee
huonekana tu kwa tele na si ati
akibonga, hapana, akiwa amedoze!
Ali-show ma-boyz ati ata
wa-provide-ia jobo. Walipewa
jobo kidogo yenye hawa
kulipwa...regret-ion! Regretion...enyewe
2012 mabuda
watarauka tena, lakini aki kushow
love...kataa hiyo na umshow
mgongo. Sawa ma-boyz?
Let’s make our own decision!
- MAX D.
Kuzo yangu ali-bribe-iwana
chief ili aende aki-force
wadhii kum-vote-ia kwa 2007
elections. Alipo kamatwa na
karao aliwa-explain-ia kila
kitu lakini chief ali-insist kuwa
haku-du kitu ka hiyo. Mpaka
wa leo kuzo ako prison.
- BRIAN K.
Wal
wan
mess
mumes
mara
CON
Niaje DJ B? Chapta7 ilikuwa ina
shikaaje! Cheki nina idea ya ku-make
doo, inagharama, but ukitoboa una-save
sana. Kama kwenu kuna TV haitumiki
waweza nunua playstation moja then
ukatafuta place ufungue. Watoi hu-like
sana. Na uta-make chapaa zakueleweka
then utaweza kununua mo machines
na TV.
- DOMINGO ndani ya MOMBASANI
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USITISHWE!
DJ B manze hiyo story yakutishwa:
beste yangu alikuwa hawezi
apply job cos yeye ni kabila
ingine. But ame-add confidence
yake naku-apply akapata job!
- DAN O.
THANX SHUJAAZ!!
DJ B uko poa tu sana kwa
kutujuza juu ya issues kama
sexual harassment, kutumiwa
vibaya na politicians na pia
kuwa na morale kwa kila kitu
ma-yuts wana-du positively.
U r the Best n dats for sure!
- VICTOR.

Wale ambao
wana kwa
message zao,
meshinda T-SHO
mara hiyo hiyo!
CONGRATS!!
fan page
dj boyie
PEACE CLUBS
Nasomea national skul na nime
jazika na hio risto ya Malkia yakufight
tribalism. Tumeanza peace
council kwa chuo na ina-work poa.
- ROBERT K.
shujaa of
the month!
CHECK US
OUT ON OUR WEBSITE
WWW.SHUJAAZ.FM
NEW VARIETY MAIZE
Story ya Charlie Pele yakutumia mbegu new
variety ilinishika sana, mimi ni young farmer na
hii story si only juu ya kutumia mbegu new variety
pekee, pia kutumia njia za kisasa za ukulima.
- SAM L.
Hi DJ B! Tuli-follow idea ya
school council na sasa tukona
democracy kwa shule. Kila stude
akona right yaku-expose anavyo
feel. Hakuna mambo ya bullying
tena. Thanks for the good ideas
continue with that heart!
- SHELDON from MALINDI
Abdihakim Mowlid
19 years
Garissa
Dj B unajua umenielimisha hadi nimesave
2clans waki fights huko garissa
jo! Hadi ma youth wa garissa wananiita
hero. Alafu nika kutaambulisha kwamba
wewe ndio umenieliimisha. Thanx DJB!
Kuna group ya Dj Boyie tume-create
kwa migg33.com. Plz advertise kwa
magazine au hata kwa fan page. Kuna
fan wako 350 wame-join hiyo group.
join
New variety nipoa
kuliko za kawaida juu za
kawaida lazima uweke
kwa maji ndiyo ikue poa
which niku-waste time.
- HUMPHREY R.
careers
Nilipomaliza Form 4, nili show buda
nataka kufanya fashion & design, na
bro alikua ananifundisha kuchora kiasi.
Nilifurahia sana kuchora, lakini fathe
akani-show hana pesa za kunilipia
course ya fashion & design. Nililia sana,
kwani sikuona future bila hiyo course.
Baadae nikaongea na neighbor wetu
fulani, ambaye alikua hotelier. Akanishow
si lazima niwe in fashion & design,
naweza choose career za hotel industry.
Nikazi cheki zote, nika choose front
office/restaurant cashier. Nikaenda
colle nika soma.Nili-choose kua
restaurant cashier, coz nita-interact
na watu wengi, and in the process
nita-learn different languages. Pili,
with the experience of cashiering
nitaweza run cafe yangu in future.
It’s also hard: kuna time na-give out
wrong change, napata shortage and
it has to be recovered by the end of
the shift. Lakini haina stress mob,
we work as a team with waiters/
waitresses. It’s fun and I like what I do.
- HELEN T.
na ni-follow kwa
shujaaz
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huyu dem wa mtaa ni orphan
anaye-raise bro wake, na huku
anang’ang’ana na chuo.
Ana-face challenges mob
sana, Lakini hakubali anything
kumzuia kuzima corruption.
mafala pekee ndio hu-try
kum-challenge.
only the brave hujaribu
kum-ask out!
Chuxx Arudi Ocha!
Manze
alisema mimi
ni kaa mtoi
wake...
Lakini saa hizi
ameniacha {hic!}
Hata amesahau vitu
alini-promise….niko
alone. ALONE!
Siezi trust huyo
Godpapa tena.
Nita-change
nianze life
freshi.
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Nitakuwa
good boy!
{hic!}
Wee! Ebu angalia
kwenye unaenda!
Ah, msuper! Niaje?
Cheki, uliniambia ukweli
juu ya Godpapa, huyo
msee hanijali.
Nishaamua,
kuanzia saa
hizi, nitakuwa
good boy.
Nahitaji family.
Nimekuchagua ukuwe
wife wangu! Ulijuanga
nina shamba ocha?
Nita-visit budangu na
ni-mshow ndio niirithi.
Manze time yangu
ishafika.
Chuxx ishia.
Umelewa!
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Mtoto wangu
amerudi!
Nduma! Umerudi?
Ah, umenifurahisha
sana!
Nimekuja ku-cheki urithi wangu. Baba, time
yangu ikifika, nitaanza works kwa hii shamba.
Lakini unaona kijana, kazi
ya shamba si rahisi. Ni
lazima utie bidii kabisa.
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Manze ina-bore!
Nahitaji gauge
initulize kiasi…
hii ni first time
nimewahi toa hiyo
jacket yangu ya
green... eh!!
unajua wase
huni-enjoy ati hii
t-shirt yangu maybe
haina mgongo?
eh, na hawa...?
hawachoki?
Aki Baba, Nduma ni m-lazy
tu vile alikuaga. Si-believe
utamwachia shamba.
acha nipige
pose hapa
kidogo
Shhh…nyamaza wee
kuku! Ni kutoka kwako
ndio nita-get doh za
ku-buy crate mzima ya
gauge bariiiidi!
Rhoda, ndugu
yako amechoka tu kwa
sababu ya safari.
Mwache apumzike
kidogo.
leta keg!
patia kila mtu
moja moja!
bosh...
{hic!} we
ni mshee wa
nguvu!
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Nduma, amka!
Unaaibisha hii familia
sana. Usidhani
nitakuachia shamba
yangu hivyo tu.
Nimeifanyia kazi
ngumu sana!
Ni miaka mob sana mimi na
Baba tumekuwa tunafanya job
hapa kwa shamba ndio ikuwe
bizna ya maana. Wewe
umekuja tu hivi na umetupotezea
pesa mob sana kwa
usiku moja tu!
Wewe ni
mnoooono na
uko greedy sana!
Mnanidisciminate
tu juu
nimenona?! mimi
ndio first born
son hapa!
Hebu
ondoka
kabisa!
Nonsense!
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Hata nikikufa, Rhoda
ndio atarithi hii shamba.
Sio wewe. Ameweka bidii
yake kujenga hii shamba.

Godpapa hawezi
ni-discriminate,
yeye ndio msee
wa kabila yangu
hapa mtaani…
oh,
umerudi?
Hebu osha
gari yangu!
Niaje DJB?
Chuxx ana-complain juu
budake alikataa kumpe
shamba. Juu ya vile
ako m-lazy, ame-loose
opportunity ya kuwa na
bizna ocha. Anajionaje? Ati
sis wake hawezi rithi shamba
juu ni dem?!
Mayuts wengi wanawaste
dooh mob kwa
pombe na mwishowe
wana-lose chances poa
in life.
Niliuliza ma-fans juu ya hii noma
Facebook na hivi ndio walisema…
BOY G Chuxx fanya bidii uwe na shamba yako.
Budako akikunyima ni haki yake coz alifanya
bidii na niyake. Sasa kama wewe ni mlevi na uko
kwenye gang sidhani kama wataka kuji endeleza
na hiyo plot. Kuna bob yako hapo kwa plot?
Hauoni haya bado chaliii mkubwa una tegemea
wazazi? Aibu hiyo bwana!
JARED I Chuxx a-relax a-buy yake coz huyu
akipewa hiyo shamba, ataiuza. So buda
asimpatie.
PETER B. L Kufikiria hio ploti ndo inafanya
mjamaa awe mzembe. Fikiria out of the box;
anza kuona vitu zingine muhimu kama kuuza
makaa, panda skuma kwa gunia, fuga kuku….ni
mob bana! FIKIRIA!
KATHY O. Hio ni sweat ya fathe na anakula
sweat yake! Lazima Chuxx a-reap chenye yeye
amepanda si ya baba yake!
JOHN L. Ni right yake. Buda aachane na
vijisababu. Apewe shamba ajiendeleze. Kama
sivyo, buda naona yuko taabani. Chuxx ataterrorise
ocha. Maybe anataka ku-invest ama
ana-marry.
Lazima tukuwe responsible as
mayuts kama tunataka ku-develop.
Work hard ujitafutie kitu poa badala
ya kutegemea wengine. Hatuwezi
kuendelea kutumiwa na ma-leaders ati
juu unataka easy money. Ni bidii yetu
ndio itatuinua jo!
Ehe! Kama wewe ndio
hao wasee wanangoja tu kurithi vitu,
job yako ni pombe tu, ebu acha hiyo
tabia mara that! Weka bidii!! Kaa
gangare! Unatuaibisha jo! 23

Baba Charlie Anaangukia Dame!
saaaaaasa...
hawa
a
kuku wetu
wameenda
wapi?
charlie! kwani
umerogwa na hiyo
mpira?!?! Kuja
nikupe kazi!
niko na
date with a
special lady
leo!
ooooh!
na ninataka
aka
kumpatia kuku
moja kama
zawadi, adi, lakini
siwaoni
kuku wetu!
wametuhepa
tena!
warudishe
kabla giza
iingie!!!
haujui
kuku ni
pesa?!
24

wazi,
charlie!
meep
25

woooishe,
kuku huyu
karibu aliwe!
ameogopa!
Ala! Kuku
mwingine
amejinyonga
kwa fence!
...oops!
26

aadaye...
karibu giza iingie
na tumepata
kuku wawili tu!
tutafanya nini?
rosie,
kimbia! kuku
anaenda kwa
jirani!
kuku
mwingine!
haiya!
itabidi
tuchague
mmoja!
na kama
si wetu?
WEZi!
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Aki mathe
tafadhali kuku
wetu ali...
kwendeni huko,
nyinyi watoto
watundu!
hatusikizi!
tuhepe!
nisiwashike!
nitawakaranga
na mayai!!!
aki rosie,
nimechoka!
hata mimi!
twende
tukunywe
maji!
sawa!
hee, sitaki
kusumbuka na
hizi kuku tena!
si labda
mjenge pen
ndio kuku
zisipotee
tena?
hmmm...
nimejua!
tutengeneze
chicken pen!
ala!
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iko
poa!
iko poa sana!
asante kwa
kunisaidia! wacha
nimuite mbuyu
aione...
DADDY!
come
ucheki!
kijana,
unanisumbulia
nini? niko
busy!
ni
nyinyi!
wapi kuku
yangu, nyinyi
watoto
watundu?!?
hepa, rosie!
matha mso kama
huyo atatuumiza
vibaya akitushika!
cheki
tumemake
chicken
pe...
KUKU = DOOH!!!
Wasee, kuku moja ni kshs 300. So ukiuza uza kuku moja, unaweza buy
bag moja ya new variety maize!
Ukiuza kuku 5, (Kshs 300 x 5= 1500!!), unaweza a buy gunia moja
ya fertilizer.
Ama hata boots za football!
Msee mjanjez hawezi tupa tu dooh hivyo. Chunga kuku na
uta-save dooh!
Ukitaka kuchunga kuku vipoa:
Zi-protect kutoka predators kama
mwewe. Uki-dye kuku pink, mwewe
hatazichukua.
Cheki Chapta 1
Zi-vaccinate ndio zisipate
Newcastle disease yenye
hufagia ma-kuku vibaya!
Cheki Chapta 5
Zilishe fiti. Hii si expensive juu
unaweza zilisha termites.
Cheki Chapta 2.
Lakini, ukitaka kuzi-protect kutoka mongoose na wanyama
wengine wenye hukula kuku, unaweza ku-buy Chicken Pen
yako for only kshs 250. Ama, unaweza kuzijengea chicken
pen kama ya Charlie. Ukifuga kuku hapa, wanyama hawawezi
kuzi-get!!
Soma comics zote za Shujaaz FM online kwa www.shujaaz.fm
asante fips for the
information! www.fipsafrica.org
f i
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Shujaaz.FM
radio show is smoking
ma-fans!!! Hii ni coolest
radio show ever! Ma-fans,
nimeweza kupenya hizi radio
shows moto moto!
RADIO
Koch FM
99.9 FM@
4:30PM
Nisikie nikipenya
waves za hizi
radio stations
kwa Shujaaz.FM
show.
DJ B, show
iko kwa station
gani? Na saa
ngapi?
94.4FM
& Mombasa 87.9FM
@4PM
o
@ 8:30 AM
Star FM 105.9FM
Nairobi &97.1 FM
Garissa @11:10AM
Mandera FM
100.7 MHz
@ 6:55PM
o
Radio Lake Victoria
91.1FM @ 6:30AM
Wajir FM
101.7 MHz
@ 6:55PM
Hi DJ B,
ninapenda show yako
vinoma. Ninge-like kushow
vijana kuwa skills
zako ndogo zinaweza
kuwapeleka far. -
Racheal M. Waweru.
Marsabit FM
101.1 MHz
@ 6:55PM
Sifa Lamu
101.1 MHz
@ 6:55PM
Hossana FM
89.5FM
@ 6:55AM,
repeat 7:55PM
Maata FM Lodwar
101.9 MHz
@ 6:55PM
MMU 99.9FM
Saturdays @ 12:45,
2:30, 4:45, 5:15PM
Niaje DJ B,
love your show.
- Faridah Bgm.
Utapata more info
juu ya stories za Shujaaz
comic na ujue mambo poa yenye
vijana wengine wanafanya ili
ku-improve lives zao.
Tune in wasee ili tu-connect na
tujenge Kenya ya mashujaa!
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vipi
ma-fans!
Wasee,
mnataka
kujua facebook
address yangu?
mmoja wenu
alinirequest...
Hi DJ B! Ni mimi fan
wako wa nguvu
begging you to open
a facebook account!
Mnacheki, nina
friends mob
kwa facebook
mpaka karibu
site
i-crash!
kama
umeni-request
na sijaku-add,
kuna vile
sijakulenga, JO!
ni vile siwezi kujuu
ya hiyo
add mabeste stori, nimeanza
wengine! fan page badala
ya page yangu
ya kawaida...
o
...na
nitahamisha
stori zangu
zote ZA
facebook kwa
hiyo fan page!
utanipata kwa
dj boyie fan
page ya mine
kwa mobile au
comp...
kwanza,
fungua web
browser
yako...
...uki-log in
kwa facebook
profile yako,
search
"dj boyie”
...click
button ya
"like", na uko
ndani! rahisi,
sivyo?
join leo
NA u-show
mabeste
wengine,
pia!
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vipi
ma-fans!
tunataka
ku-celebrate
birthday ya
shujaaz!
tumefika mwaka
mmoja ya ku-saidia
ma-youth, na tunataka
ku-include ma-fans
kwa bash yetu!
unaweza kuwa
kwa mag
special yenye
tuna-make! hivi
ndivyo unaweza
kuingia...
1. 2.
Unaweza kuchora? Unaweza
kuletea artists wa mag yetu
compe? Tu-sendie drawings za
your best characters wa
Shujaaz, na tuta-display zile
poa kwa special edition ya
Shujaaz yenye ina-drop FebruARY
Story gani ya Shujaaz
imeku-jazz this year na kwa
nini ilikubamba? Tu-show
ndio tu-share na wasee.
Andika kwa Facebook ama
tutumie hizo story kwa
address ziko hapo down,
na tutazi-share kwa mag!
ALA!
ni charlie tu
ameji-blow...
kumbuka ku-include jina lako, picha na contact details! tuma kwa
posta: s.l.p. 1700-00502, Nairobi,
ama kwa e-mail: DJB@SHUJAAZ.FM