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the Burgomaster of that place visiting the Princess in her Room, she<br />
bare-headed with her hat on the table, would not put on his own first,<br />
but insisted so repeatedly that she ‘cover yourself, Madam’, that she<br />
was obliged to take up her hat. We were fortunate enough to find<br />
ourselves in Haarlem at the time of the Kermesse carnival which gave<br />
us the opportunity to send a large package of presents to The Hague:<br />
which arrived opportunely the following day, when Baron Cromwell<br />
was entertaining the English Ambassador, and all those of rank from<br />
that country at the Court of Holland, so that there was something<br />
for everyone: especially Monsieur St Leger; who being interested in<br />
pictures received one sent by the Queen: whose subject was a woman<br />
angry with her child, beating him so furiously with her hands on his<br />
buttocks that his ‘juice’ [sauce] flowed copiously, all represented in so<br />
lively a fashion that the judgement of the spectators was not adequate<br />
to know the author: if Monsieur St Leger (who has a better nose than<br />
others in similar matters) had not recognised that it was by the hand<br />
of Mabuse. 6 /<br />
The 27th we arrived at Alkmaar, where we found all the tailors<br />
of the town occupied in sewing a bed for the Princess, which had a<br />
complete curtain round it, the one on the far side and the one at the<br />
end cut in the middle so as not in any way to conceal the fine wood of<br />
the bed: which they made much of. There we ate our fill of large and<br />
delicious peaches: and as we left there the Burgomaster saluted the<br />
Princess with a big fat kiss, full on the mouth./<br />
Passing through Petten we ate so many mussels, drinking vinegar<br />
in place of wine, that the Countess of Löwenstein was taken with a<br />
terrible colic: but as every illness has its remedy, so farting [petter]<br />
cured the Petten illness: between which place and Enkhuisen we<br />
went through Medemblik, which town being situated at the extreme<br />
end of the country, young master William, who met with us there<br />
accidentally, having just undertaken a new commission, jumped<br />
suddenly out of the Queen’s carriage, and throwing himself headlong<br />
on the ground to show his humility, kissed the backside of North<br />
Holland./<br />
A big fat peasant who acted that day as our guide, taught the<br />
company a new refinement by blowing his nose between his fingers,<br />
which he wiped by and by on his beard: and having been invited to eat<br />
with us as a reward for his good manners, he did not refuse to sit at the<br />
top end of the table, nor to be the first to put the hand he had wiped on<br />
6 Pseudonym of painter Jan Gossaert (1478–1532).<br />
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