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The 29th we reached Hoorn: where the Burgomaster, who was<br />

a widower, asked the Queen to give him a wife from among our<br />

number; and being allowed to choose he chose the said Countess,<br />

but entertained all of us with extravagant compliments: as you<br />

may judge from the one he used when greeting the Queen on the<br />

morning of our departure, accosting her thus: ‘Madam, you have<br />

laboured long and hard to get yourself up this morning’.<br />

By the end of the journey the sexual innuendo comes thick and fast:<br />

Arriving [in Amsterdam] on the evening of the first of July, we<br />

found Ambassador Carleton with Colonel Morgan awaiting our<br />

arrival. . . . We were magnificently received there and paid for<br />

(as throughout North Holland) by the local magistrates, and<br />

entertained with diverse spectacles: of which the most notable<br />

were the two houses of the East and West Indies. In the first we<br />

found a banquet of nutmegs, cloves, ginger, and other fruits of the<br />

East [Indies]: which encouraged us to go with great zeal to the<br />

second, hoping to fill our pockets with gold and silver, as the fruits<br />

of the West [Indies]: but that had to wait for the return of the first<br />

fleet. In the great scales of the East Indies house the Princess, being<br />

weighed against the Queen, was found to have lost several pounds<br />

in weight in the four years since they had been in the same place:<br />

and on inquiring the reason why from the Sheriff [l’Escoutete]: ‘It<br />

is because (he said) during that time you have lost your virginity:<br />

which is generally a heavy burden for young women.’<br />

. . .<br />

In the evening, thinking to say goodbye to the Magistrates, with<br />

the intention of leaving at dawn the following morning for The<br />

Hague, the old servant of the Queen who had fallen in love with<br />

the Princess [Amalia], kissed her and tickled her with so much<br />

affection, playing with his fingers on her buttocks, that the Queen<br />

began to be jealous, principally on seeing that the Princess, on the<br />

warm insistence of her lover, had agreed to stay one more day in<br />

Amsterdam. 21<br />

So you see, the court circles of the Dutch Stadholder and the Queen of<br />

Bohemia really were as full of intrigue and saucy behaviour as that correspondence<br />

I came across between Sir Constantijn Huygens and Margaret<br />

21 See full text, Appendix I.<br />

Temptation in the <strong>Archives</strong> 13

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