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OKOLEA CODE!<br />

Say ya Mafans!<br />

Okolea Code<br />

DJ B, Maria Kim, Dee, Swag B...<br />

Mafans wanani dungia maswali moto moto Kweli. Maria<br />

Kim, cheki hii:<br />

Natakakuuliza if its nyc kuhave sex na boyfriend yako kwa<br />

ur first date?” Dee from Kisii.<br />

Hiyo ni swali poa, Dee. Si tucheki maoni ya mafans?<br />

Kweli. Ndoto Nzyimi ako tayari hapa.<br />

Hapana. Sex inafaa kuwa shared na mtu mwenye unajua,<br />

umependana umeoa not just any one that comes along<br />

anakulike. Maybe hata ana STDs na atakupatia uki lala na<br />

yeye. Exercise self-control. Ndoto Nzyimi from Karengata.<br />

DJ B zii! Unamuacha hungry na mtu ana mtuliza. Yeye ni<br />

wako, shikilia asitoke! Wamalwa Wekesa Oscar, Bungoma<br />

Waah! Maria Kim, toasauti maze…<br />

Noma ni saa zile mna-get ball kwa hiyo first<br />

date! Si ni noma tena sana?<br />

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wasee, kaa una swali moto kama dee<br />

na una-need answers, nitumie kwa<br />

‘20308’ ukianza na word ‘moto’<br />

nitashughulikia<br />

ujibiwe!


Don’t even attempt ata kama unampeda .David Kinywa<br />

from Msa<br />

ßtMaze thanks Mashujaa. Dee na SwagB, mnaonaje<br />

maoni ya mafans wa mine?<br />

Okolea Code<br />

DJ B, Maria Kim, Dee, Swag B...<br />

Hapo noma! Na huyu Swag B pia ana problem<br />

DJ B, Mazee nina dem but tuna shida ikikam kwa mambo na<br />

sex anadai tu-have unprotected sex. I need help nampenda<br />

but siwezi hve sex widaut protection…Swag B from Vihiga.<br />

DJ B, hata usingoje Maria Kim. Maoni hapa, Maybe<br />

anashida na latex na kama haumtrust then endeni kwa<br />

hosi mkatestiwe na kama ni toto anataka m-show u r not<br />

ready to be a dad. Shee Scott Duke from Nairobi.<br />

Chenye naeza 2 kukuambia ni kwanza mwende nyote<br />

wawili mkapimwe, alafu muone daktari awashow<br />

protection poa. Philip Sigoz from Nakuru.<br />

Ey DJ B ka dem anataka ivyo acha watestiwe kwa s.t.i<br />

then dem awekwe protection then katambe! Wellingtone<br />

from Bomet.<br />

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Mmefika five years old,<br />

Congrats Shujaaz! hizi ndio<br />

zimekuwa my best moments<br />

kutoka last year...<br />

MALKIA MOMENTS<br />

Nani kama Shosh yangu, ali leta nurse mwingine juu<br />

mwenye ali lenga kuhelp Esther juu ya contraceptives.<br />

Dream yangu ni tuishi kwa world yenye mtu akitaka<br />

kujipanga na kuji protect hakuna msee ana mdiss!<br />

SMS DJ B neno ‘Protect’ kwa 20308 kama una agree. SMS<br />

ni sare!<br />

Cheezy na hu-player wake, alikuwa ana play madem wengi bila kujali<br />

kama wata get ball ama vipi. Alijaribu form 16 A. Hakuna msee alijali<br />

venye ali lost bizna yake na kuaibishwa mbele ya watu. Ni time wasee<br />

wana faa ku-learn waki mess na future zao watakuwa kwa noma!<br />

SMS DJ B neno ‘Smart’ kwa 20308 kama unakubali. SMS ni sare!<br />

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Si Esther amekuwa na mwaka mbaya, Si eti yeye ni fala, ni vile<br />

yeye pia ni binadamu na humake mistakes kama kila mtu. Niliskia<br />

vizii venye ali have sex na ule fala alikuwa anajifanya producer<br />

but ali ogopa sana. Sisi madem tunafaa kuji respect na ku-take<br />

control, madem wa-smart hutumia protection.<br />

SMS DJ B neno ‘Player’ kwa 20308 kama unakubali. SMS ni sare!<br />

Najua ume notice nime fallia msee Fulani hapa.<br />

Unaeza guess ni nani? Nalike venye haogopi<br />

kuwa different, ako na hustle serious, ako<br />

na plan na yeye si player. Ni mfunny na pia<br />

ni m-hot. Nataka help yenu, nimshow ama niaje? Ni nini<br />

nitamshow? Please tumia DJ B ideas vile naeza mshow<br />

uki-start na word ‘Erico’ sms ni sare!<br />

ASANTE MALKIA KWA KUWA<br />

FAN KAMILI, MAFANS, PLEASE SAIDIENI MALKIA<br />

NA HII RISTO YAKE. MTUMIENI TEXT KWA<br />

20308 M-MSHOW. KU-SEND text ni sare!<br />

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Happy 5th birthday DJ B! Huku Jongo life ni<br />

busy sana, hakuna venye si hukosa drama, poa na<br />

zingine mbaya pia. Hebu cheki hawa wasee wenye wame<br />

touch Jongo hii mwaka imepita.<br />

KUMULIKA JONGO<br />

Simo ni fala sana. Alikuwa na bizna fiti but hakuwa serious.<br />

Ali-have sex na madem wengi bila protection na walim<br />

sumbua na dooh za ku-support hao watoi. Juu ya kuwa<br />

careless ali lost bizna yake. Sitaki kumake the same<br />

mistakes najua ku-protect plans zangu.<br />

JINA: SIMO<br />

AGE: 40+<br />

JOB: EX OWNER WA<br />

HUSTLAS PUB NA MSEE<br />

WA DEALS MBAYA<br />

mmmhh! Mkono Gum si ni m-hot na bizna yake iko<br />

successful tu sana. Ameunga na analike madem wenye<br />

hutumia protection pekee. Ni chali mgani kama yeye, hata<br />

mimi siezi taka ku-mess future yangu kwa kuget mtoi<br />

kama siko ready na kumess na hustle yangu.<br />

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JINA: MKONO GUM<br />

AGE: 22<br />

JOB: OWNER WA<br />

HUSTLAS BAR


JK ni fala, umecheki venye ni m-skinny na hata<br />

sijui kama anajua definition ya fun, ye hu-spend time<br />

yake yote aki fagia cyber! Kila msee anajua ana penda<br />

Maria Kim lakini ye ni crazy kudhani msee kama<br />

Maria Kim anaeza m-like?! NKT!!<br />

JINA: JK<br />

AGE: 18<br />

JOB: NI STUDE<br />

NA ANA WORK<br />

KWA CYBER<br />

Betty karibu adie alipojaribu ku do abortion, wah!<br />

Sijawahi kuwa scared hivo maishani but nadhani ali learn<br />

lesson yake coz saa hi ako na hustle na ako serious sana<br />

juu ya kutumia protection.<br />

JINA: BETTY<br />

AGE: 17<br />

JOB: HUSTLER<br />

Nilidhani ni chali mpoa lakini wapi! Akanishow ati anani<br />

penda na mi ni m-special na alikuwa amejieka just for me, sema<br />

uongo! hata alifanya nikosane na JK. LAKINI Betty alinishow<br />

ukweli. Ali do form 16 a na aka ni diss venye nilimshow niko<br />

worried coz naeza kuwa na ball. NIME LEARN MOB.<br />

JINA: ABDUL<br />

AGE: 19<br />

JOB: HANA WAKS<br />

Asante sana Maria Kim kwa kushare<br />

story yako na mimi, nime learn<br />

mob kutoka kwako. Vitu kama hizi<br />

zimekufanyikia ama hata kuhappenia<br />

msee unajua? Hebu ni show na nita<br />

share na wasee kwa Facebook page<br />

yangu. Nisendie text kwa 20308 uki<br />

start na the word ‘STORY’. 17


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Produced in collaboration with: Hewlett Foundation, Twaweza, Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation,<br />

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PRODUCER: Paul Ekuru ASSISTANT PRODUCERS: Jared Ngugi | Stephanie Boy RADIO: Paul Peter Kades<br />

ART: Maurice Odede | Dan Muli ART DIRECTOR: Esphan Kamau GRAPHIC DESIGNER: Ann Ndichu<br />

| Rabii Kinyogoli | Fatma Aly Jaffer SOCIAL MEDIA: Farida Nzilani | Winnie Nduta RESEARCH: Sylvia Thuku<br />

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Special thanks to JUNE RAPSHA for his Music on ShujaazFM<br />

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