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16 ARTS<br />
04.29.08<br />
Escape this weekend and see<br />
Harold and Kumar<br />
COURTESY NEW LINE CINEMA<br />
> After sav<strong>in</strong>g lives as a prodigy teenage doctor and a bug-battl<strong>in</strong>g psychic, Neil Patrick Harris has met his match <strong>in</strong><br />
two lovable stoners.<br />
Matthew Jones<br />
STAFF WRITER<br />
And yet another comedy. It would<br />
appear as if most movies of recent have<br />
been focus<strong>in</strong>g on the aspect of comedic<br />
view<strong>in</strong>g pleasure. But how do you<br />
work out which ones are worth see<strong>in</strong>g<br />
over the ones that are a total bust? It<br />
all depends on what sort of comedy<br />
you prefer. If you like to see a comedy<br />
that is a mix of crazy visual humor and<br />
humor depicted through the dialog,<br />
then this movie is for you.<br />
<strong>The</strong> fi lm Harold and Kumar Escape<br />
from Guantanamo Bay is your basic<br />
story of mistaken identity. After fall<strong>in</strong>g<br />
<strong>in</strong> love with a hot, vivacious woman<br />
at a hotel, Harold (John Cho) decides<br />
to chase after and declare his love to<br />
her. He boards a plane with his best<br />
friend Kumar (Kal Penn). Kumar has<br />
a story of his own. He fi nds out that<br />
his ex-girlfriend is about to get married<br />
to this guy that Kumar just can’t<br />
stand. While try<strong>in</strong>g to fi gure out how<br />
to break their engagement, Kumar<br />
agrees to fl y to Amsterdam to try to<br />
fi nd Harold’s love <strong>in</strong>terest. Dur<strong>in</strong>g this<br />
fl ight, Harold decides to be stupid on<br />
Nyonsuatee Kollue<br />
STAFF WRITER<br />
This week, the <strong>UMBC</strong> African Student<br />
Association celebrated Jambo Night,<br />
ASA’s most anticipated event of the year.<br />
<strong>The</strong> event was hosted <strong>in</strong> the University<br />
Center ball<strong>room</strong>, which was fi lled to<br />
capacity with a proud representation<br />
of the <strong>UMBC</strong> community, friends, well<br />
wishers, and guests from neighbor<strong>in</strong>g<br />
colleges. Faces lit up with excitement as<br />
guests exchanged warm greet<strong>in</strong>gs with<br />
classmates, parents, and old friends.<br />
This year’s theme was "Africa: <strong>The</strong><br />
Evolution." <strong>The</strong> program sought to<br />
showcase African culture and its evo-<br />
the plane, and his actions make one<br />
passenger believe that he is a terrorist<br />
who is try<strong>in</strong>g to kill everyone on<br />
board.<br />
After the plane makes an emergency<br />
land<strong>in</strong>g, Kumar and Harold are<br />
mistaken for terrorists and are sent to<br />
Guantanamo Bay by the United States<br />
government. Due to some freak accident,<br />
Harold and Kumar are able<br />
to escape from Guantanamo Bay and<br />
make their way back to the U.S. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
eventually realize that they are be<strong>in</strong>g<br />
hunted down by the government, and<br />
thus try to fi nd a way to clear their<br />
names. It turns out that the only man<br />
who can help them is the man who is<br />
about to marry Harold’s ex-girlfriend.<br />
So, Kumar and Harold try to make it<br />
to get help while Harold tries to fi gure<br />
out how he can ru<strong>in</strong> the marriage<br />
and get his ex-girlfriend back. Along<br />
the way, Harold and Kumar encounter<br />
many different people. <strong>The</strong>re is even<br />
an appearance by Neil Patrick Harris,<br />
play<strong>in</strong>g himself, and George W. Bush<br />
(or at least his look-alike James Adomian).<br />
<strong>The</strong> trailer for this fi lm is what <strong>in</strong>spired<br />
me to go see it. It looked very<br />
lution <strong>in</strong> modernism through brilliant<br />
displays of dance, fashion shows, music,<br />
food, and drama.<br />
<strong>The</strong> program kicked off with former<br />
SGA presidential candidate, Elani Elegbe<br />
s<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>g verses of the South African,<br />
Nigerian, and African-American national<br />
anthems. Her beautiful voice moved<br />
the audience and set a perfect tone for<br />
the even<strong>in</strong>g. Masters of ceremony Abba<br />
Udofa and Chid<strong>in</strong>ma Ukonne brilliantly<br />
conducted the order of the program.<br />
ASA’s drama team performed “Break<strong>in</strong>g<br />
boundaries,” a comical piece that<br />
addressed core issues of social and ethical<br />
problems faced by African youth <strong>in</strong><br />
their native countries and abroad. <strong>The</strong><br />
funny, but <strong>in</strong> a realistic way. This fi lm<br />
is a sequel, but <strong>in</strong> case you never saw<br />
the orig<strong>in</strong>al, don’t worry, it makes no<br />
difference. This is a whole new story<br />
that is very easy to follow. I was a little<br />
disappo<strong>in</strong>ted that there weren’t as<br />
many funny parts <strong>in</strong> the fi lm as I had<br />
thought there would be, but there are<br />
still plenty of moments that kept the<br />
audience laugh<strong>in</strong>g.<br />
This movie has very graphic and has<br />
harsh nudity displayed throughout,<br />
and it conta<strong>in</strong>s strong language and<br />
drug use. In other words, it is noth<strong>in</strong>g<br />
new to the typical college <strong>student</strong>, but<br />
don’t feel free to take your ten year old<br />
cous<strong>in</strong>.<br />
This movie had some of the weirdest<br />
story l<strong>in</strong>es anyone could th<strong>in</strong>k of,<br />
but what made it so enjoyable is how<br />
the characters are complete opposites<br />
of each other, and yet rema<strong>in</strong> best<br />
friends. Harold is the stupid, crazy,<br />
and wild one, while Kumar is the<br />
smart and sensible of the two. <strong>The</strong> actors<br />
make their characters very believable,<br />
and it seems so effortless.<br />
<strong>The</strong> cameo of Neil Patrick Harris<br />
was well worth the wait, and the few<br />
scenes with President Bush were so<br />
drama illustrated the pressure that<br />
African youth experience <strong>in</strong> try<strong>in</strong>g to<br />
impress their traditional parents as well<br />
as keep<strong>in</strong>g apace with their colleagues<br />
<strong>in</strong> a fast and ever chang<strong>in</strong>g world. <strong>The</strong><br />
drive for success and wealth, as well as<br />
peer <strong>in</strong>fl uence rem<strong>in</strong>ded the audience<br />
of an ever-grow<strong>in</strong>g struggle to ma<strong>in</strong>ta<strong>in</strong><br />
decency and cultural ethics.<br />
<strong>The</strong> fashion show, which was the<br />
highlight of the even<strong>in</strong>g, was a masterpiece.<br />
It was composed of fi ve scenes,<br />
each depict<strong>in</strong>g an aspect of "<strong>The</strong> Evolution."<br />
<strong>The</strong> fi rst scene, "Freedom,"<br />
showcased traditional designs spiced<br />
with brightly-colored body arts. "Erotica"<br />
was composed of modern designs<br />
<strong>The</strong> RetrIever <strong>Weekly</strong><br />
Com<strong>in</strong>g<br />
to theaters<br />
by Jeremy<br />
Hentschel<br />
This week<br />
IRON MAN (PG-13)<br />
<strong>The</strong> next big superhero movie actually looks pretty promis<strong>in</strong>g. When I<br />
heard they cast Robert Downy Jr. as the lead role, I actually shuddered.<br />
<strong>The</strong>ir reason<strong>in</strong>g was that his actual history of substance abuse would<br />
relate well to Iron Man’s fi ctional history of substance abuse. Is that<br />
how we cast act<strong>in</strong>g roles nowadays? Should we have a cast<strong>in</strong>g call to<br />
prisons for the next crime drama? But the trailers and <strong>in</strong>itial reviews<br />
for Iron Man actually lead me to believe it will be good. How fortunate<br />
for them, as my ten dollars will soon become their ten dollars, and they<br />
can get right to work on Ghost Rider 2. It gives me the same feel<strong>in</strong>g<br />
as when I th<strong>in</strong>k that my particular portion of tax money actually goes<br />
toward a bomb for some orphanage <strong>in</strong> Iraq rather than the “roads,<br />
hospitals, and schools” most people th<strong>in</strong>k of when they imag<strong>in</strong>e where<br />
tax money goes.<br />
MADE OF HONOR (NOT YET RATED)<br />
This, ladies, is the equivalent of a total solar eclipse right at midday <strong>in</strong><br />
rarity. This looks like the most clichéd, monstrously tacky chick fl icks I<br />
have had the displeasure to read a synopsis of <strong>in</strong> years. Patrick Dempsey<br />
has this best friend who goes away on vacation for a few months. He realizes<br />
he’s <strong>in</strong> love with her when she’s gone, but fi nds out she engaged<br />
a man on the trip. Now, he will be her MAID of honor (you get it? That’s<br />
the best damn pun title I’ve ever seen. You know, they say puns are<br />
the highest form of humor. Oh wait, did I say highest? I meant YOU’RE<br />
TERRIBLE!!!) and has only a few weeks to woo her and w<strong>in</strong> her away<br />
from the foreign man. Women, if you want tangible proof that your<br />
boyfriends really love you, make them go see this movie on open<strong>in</strong>g<br />
day <strong>in</strong>stead of Iron Man. If he’ll do this for you, you are <strong>in</strong> complete and<br />
total control, and you can pretty much start pick<strong>in</strong>g out the curta<strong>in</strong>s.<br />
FUGITIVE PIECES (NOT YET RATED)<br />
This movie is about a child who was orphaned <strong>in</strong> World War 2, and the<br />
story revolves around his grow<strong>in</strong>g up and com<strong>in</strong>g to terms with the<br />
atrocities that surrounded his childhood. It sounds beautiful and touch<strong>in</strong>g.<br />
Too bad nobody is go<strong>in</strong>g to see it because they’re see<strong>in</strong>g Iron Man,<br />
or, God forbid, Made of Honor. RIP, Fugitive Pieces. Perhaps we will<br />
know you better on DVD.<br />
funny that the audience couldn’t stop<br />
laugh<strong>in</strong>g long enough to hear the next<br />
comedic l<strong>in</strong>e that was delivered. Don’t<br />
expect this movie to w<strong>in</strong> any honors<br />
this year, which are not its <strong>in</strong>tentions.<br />
But if you want to see someth<strong>in</strong>g that<br />
can take a fare jab at topics such as<br />
racism, discrim<strong>in</strong>ation, and sexuality,<br />
then this movie is right up your alley.<br />
I enjoyed this movie and would recommend<br />
you to go see it while it is out<br />
<strong>in</strong> theaters. It is one of the few movies<br />
worth the price of the admission<br />
ticket, and you will feel good as you<br />
<strong>in</strong>corporated <strong>in</strong>to orig<strong>in</strong>al traditional<br />
fabrics. "Scene Africa" showcased models<br />
<strong>in</strong> vibrant designs, each display<strong>in</strong>g<br />
an African fl ag. "Provocative" was another<br />
modern display, with a very highfashion<br />
sense about it, and "Sensual<br />
Touch" showcased models <strong>in</strong> stunn<strong>in</strong>g<br />
white attire that was a beautiful blend<br />
of purity and sensuality.<br />
Dance performances were not left<br />
out. <strong>UMBC</strong> ASA’s dance troupe sent the<br />
audience wild with harmonic twists<br />
and turns (<strong>in</strong> all the right directions)<br />
to the sounds of African Soukus music.<br />
Dance troupes from Bowie State<br />
University and Morgan State University<br />
performed, as well as Les Savages danc-<br />
are walk<strong>in</strong>g out of the movies. It easily<br />
earns a three star rat<strong>in</strong>g and will undoubtedly<br />
do well at the box offi ce for<br />
a while. So if you need a good laugh,<br />
then escape from your <strong>dorm</strong> at <strong>UMBC</strong><br />
or your house and go see Harold and<br />
Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay<br />
before it escapes from a theater near<br />
you!<br />
Matthew Jones is a Staff Writer for <strong>The</strong><br />
<strong>Retriever</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> and can be reached<br />
for comment at joma1@umbc.edu.<br />
African Student Association’s Jambo Nite a success<br />
ers and the Ethiopian dancers. <strong>The</strong><br />
<strong>UMBC</strong> Nautch girls also delighted the<br />
audience with Indian cultural dance.<br />
Musical performances from N.S, Riz,<br />
and Dicky added to the excitement.<br />
<strong>The</strong>ir performances were a mix of hip<br />
hop, rap, and other styles. <strong>The</strong> event<br />
was brought to a close by ASA Advisor<br />
James Kamonjo, who expressed pro<strong>found</strong><br />
gratitude to ASA, SGA, OSL, and<br />
the entire <strong>UMBC</strong> community at large<br />
for the success of the event.<br />
Nyonsuatee Kollue is a Staff<br />
Writer for <strong>The</strong> <strong>Retriever</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong><br />
and can be reached for comment<br />
at nyko1@umbc.edu.