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Smiling and turning <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r<br />

cheek seems to be <strong>the</strong> best strategy, but in turn this wears on your<br />

relationship with yourself. Am I crazy? Do I have a death wish? How am I<br />

still even alive!? Let me put it to you this way, have you ever been asked<br />

<strong>the</strong> question, “What would you do if you only had a month to live?” Well,<br />

Ive dealt with that question every month for over 5 years. And when you<br />

have a relationship with death like that, seeing people die, loosing<br />

friends, seeing brutal injuries, it really makes how you live your life<br />

everyday different from <strong>the</strong> people around you. And that is difficult, and<br />

terrifying.<br />

6. What is <strong>the</strong> funniest/weirdest thing that has happened to you whilst<br />

doing this sport professionally?<br />

I would say <strong>the</strong> weirdest thing that has ever happened to me manifested<br />

from <strong>the</strong> 2010 G.G.B.Y. (Gobble Gobble Bitches Yeah!~) November highline<br />

meeting in Moab UT. I was in <strong>the</strong> midst of training <strong>the</strong> free solo world<br />

record and I was training a lot. I was ahead of schedule for free soloing<br />

a highline once a week, and I had been doing this for over a year at that<br />

point. When you are training to free solo a line you can stair step<br />

yourself up mentally to <strong>the</strong> solo. You can do this by tying in <strong>the</strong> leash to<br />

your waist(called a swami) with no harness on. This gives you a higher<br />

consequence if you fall and miss <strong>the</strong> line, but not death just pain. Also,<br />

you usually don’t fall, but <strong>the</strong> fear of <strong>the</strong> idea of falling is what you<br />

are trying to train to combat. After you tie it to your waist, you can tie<br />

it to your ankle-- this is called a ball and chain. Even more consequence<br />

of a fall, but not death. And after your ankle I thought... you can tie it<br />

to your cock and balls. So I did. I got naked at <strong>the</strong> festival, tied my<br />

x-girlfriends leash to my balls (not purposefully,) and walked across <strong>the</strong><br />

highline in what i was laughing about calling “Balls and chain.” I couldn’t<br />

decided if falling and having my cock and balls ripped off before i fell to<br />

my death was worse, than falling and having my cock and balls hold me under<br />

<strong>the</strong> line, attached to a leash, stretching slowly as I awaited rescue... I<br />

cleared that from my mind as I smiled and my friend snapped a photo of me<br />

finishing <strong>the</strong> line. And ever since that day, that full frontal nude shot of<br />

me has circled <strong>the</strong> globe!

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