Hydrolife Magazine April/May 2016 (USA Edition)

You describe yourself as a
stoner. Do you like to get high
before performances?
I love getting high before a show, but I’m
still on the fence about the whole thing.
I did two shows back-to-back once, one
high, one sober. I swear to this day my
sober performance was better, but it’s
hard to say. Sometimes weed can make
me nervous or anxious.
Would you describe yourself
as a marijuana activist?
I was straight-edge most of my life. I
went to D.A.R.E. after school and thought
stoners and drinkers were losers. I began
smoking marijuana on my 24 th birthday
and haven’t looked back. My girlfriend,
Rene, and I are even getting married on
4.20. I’m not in the trenches like many activists,
but I have no difficulty voicing my
opinions. Marijuana should be legalized
across the globe, taxed and kept out of the
hands of corporations. The last thing we
need is Wal-Mart or Malboro killing small
businesses by selling generic garbage.
How’s your Wake N Bake show
on Periscope going?
Rene and I frequently watch Getting
Doug with High on YouTube and figured
that since we smoke weed anyways,
we might as well have people join us.
To my amazement, it’s been a complete
blast. Aside from smoking weed with
people around the world, it’s also
become a great way to get me out of my
shell. We smoke around 8 a.m. and chat
with viewers. I like to call it the Stoner
Friends Simulator.
“IF I SMOKE A STRONG
SATIVA, I THINK I’M THE
FUNNIEST PERSON
IN THE WORLD.“
When are we gonna see you on
Last Comic Standing or America’s
Got Talent?
I auditioned for AGT in 2014 and have
emailed LCS three times. Spoiler alert:
neither worked out. I’m only five years in
and still have no idea about the business
side of comedy. Rumor has it that
people can demand certain comics be
considered for LCS, wink, wink.
So who thinks you’re funny?
The kind people of the Internet. I once
had a Tweet featured on Funny or Die, if
that means anything. Audiences seem to
like me when I can get them. If I smoke
a strong sativa, I think I’m the funniest
person in the world.
Tell us a couple jokes.
Let me first say this may not go over as
well in text form…
“I once dated a girl who asked me to put
my penis in her ear. When I asked her
how it felt, she said, ‘What?’”
&
“I told my shrink that sometimes people
don’t laugh at my jokes and she gave me
Zoloft. I said, ‘Great! How do I get them
to take it?’”
Any guilty pleasures?
Fallout 4, and watching Ghost Adventures
with Rene. It’s one of the dumbest things
on television and promotes ignorance,
but I get so much pleasure from watching
bros stumble around in the dark yelling
about ghosts that aren’t ever there.
Any parting thoughts?
Remember kids, it’s OK to be gay or transgendered.
Talk to someone about it. Talk
to someone if you’re depressed. Stay
away from religion by any means necessary.
Don’t eat the whole edible if it’s your
first time. Quit smoking cigarettes. Don’t
vote for Donald Trump. I love most of you.
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