THESE VITAL SPEECHES
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From old man Aristotle.<br />
Though he borrowed it from Plato<br />
and never gave it back either.<br />
My colleagues have spoken about<br />
rhetoric with insight and erudition this<br />
morning.<br />
And somewhat less of a Horrible<br />
Histories approach.<br />
I still struggle when thinking of<br />
ethos, logos and pathos not to picture<br />
a ‘70s prog rock ensemble.<br />
Capes billowing, dry ice swirling at<br />
their feet, and the singer dressed as a<br />
sunflower.<br />
It’s what Cicero would have<br />
wanted.<br />
Sorry, Amy!<br />
Ted Sorensen, President Kennedy’s<br />
speechwriter, described a good speech<br />
in four words.<br />
A quarter of a tweet.<br />
Brevity, levity, charity, clarity.<br />
Salvador Dali once told a press<br />
conference—<br />
“I shall be so brief I have already<br />
finished.”<br />
I can’t compete with that.<br />
Wit can be a trickier area.<br />
But if it was worthy of Lincoln, of<br />
Churchill, of JFK … why shy away?<br />
Laughter can be the shortest distance<br />
between speaker and audience.<br />
True, not everyone can be Billy<br />
Connolly, but comedy is a broad<br />
church.<br />
One that covers bathos, mockery,<br />
satire, drollery, irony, anecdote and<br />
observation.<br />
Though irony must never be seated<br />
next to sarcasm, for obvious reasons.<br />
Self-deprecation is there too.<br />
But as Dr Johnson advised—don’t<br />
overdo it or they might believe you.<br />
Charity?<br />
For me this is about tone but also<br />
treating the audience well.<br />
Who are they and what do they<br />
want?<br />
Like our friend Frank quipped during<br />
a Las Vegas gig—<br />
“How did all these people get in my<br />
room?”<br />
Do you remember Tony Blair being<br />
slow handclapped by the WI?<br />
Even a Prime Minister can trip up<br />
if he tries to talk over the heads of his<br />
audience.<br />
As for clarity, I’m an admirer of<br />
Blair—Eric not Tony.<br />
His questions for a scrupulous writer<br />
are always worth remembering—<br />
What am I trying to say?<br />
What words will express it?<br />
What image or idiom will make it<br />
clearer?<br />
Is this image fresh enough to have<br />
an effect?<br />
Could I put it more shortly?<br />
And have I said anything that is<br />
avoidably ugly?<br />
Orwell was right of course.<br />
Words can be ugly, they can be<br />
devious and they can be cruel.<br />
Rhetoric isn’t without its dark side.<br />
At the shadowy end of the street<br />
you’ll find the premises of propaganda—<br />
more a fallen-down shack than a palace.<br />
Over the road—say in a mock<br />
Tudor mansion—live that photogenic<br />
couple known as Advertising & PR.<br />
From regulars in Hello! magazine<br />
to their neighbours from hell—it’s<br />
quite a postcode.<br />
So do speeches matter?<br />
I believe they can help us to make<br />
sense of an increasingly complex<br />
17<br />
world.<br />
But don’t take my word for it.<br />
I’d completely fail the Mandy Rice<br />
Davies test.<br />
Well, he would say that, wouldn’t<br />
he.<br />
He’s a speechwriter.<br />
No, ask the current occupants of<br />
the White House and of Number<br />
10—whose careers turned on their<br />
ability to speak well.<br />
Ask the young soldiers of the Irish<br />
Guard addressed by Colonel Tim Collins<br />
before their tanks rolled into Iraq<br />
in 2003.<br />
Ask anyone who has hung on the<br />
wise and well-tailored words of Coretta<br />
Scott King or Christine Lagarde or<br />
Tilda Swinton.<br />
I began with a confession, a poem<br />
and a quote—or, rather, talking about<br />
a quote that wasn’t used, a quote that<br />
didn’t quite fit.<br />
A quote my Chief Executive may<br />
or may not use another time.<br />
He won’t.<br />
But here’s another I have up my<br />
bespoke sleeve, this from Madame<br />
Bovary—<br />
“Human speech is like a cracked<br />
kettle on which we tap crude rhythms<br />
for bears to dance to, while we long to<br />
make music that will melt the stars.”<br />
Desire, dancing bears, the end of<br />
the universe …<br />
And a singing kettle.<br />
If that doesn’t finally yield to observation<br />
and perseverance the keys to<br />
your heart …<br />
Then, Mr Churchill, I confess<br />
we’re going to have to get out there<br />
and find ourselves a good locksmith.<br />
CICERO 2016