THESE VITAL SPEECHES
4mSoSJ
4mSoSJ
Create successful ePaper yourself
Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.
8<br />
CICERO SPEECHWRITING AWARDS<br />
I already knew I didn’t want to be a<br />
corporate executive. I wanted to be a<br />
visionary writer who lived on a houseboat.<br />
The only problem was … how<br />
the hell do you get to THAT?!!<br />
I didn’t have a clue. But I did know<br />
this: it wasn’t enough to string a few<br />
good sentences together. You need<br />
to have ideas. And at 17, I still didn’t<br />
know where ideas came from. Or at<br />
least, not good ones.<br />
But that’s the journey, isn’t it? We set<br />
out to find our voice. We set out to get<br />
our 10,000 hours.<br />
The comic Mark Maron says it<br />
takes most comics 20 years to find their<br />
voice. Steve Martin spent ten years<br />
working empty rooms where no one<br />
laughed. Ten years. When he finally<br />
got a spot on the Tonight Show, he<br />
thought he’d made it. The next morning,<br />
still in the glow, he goes to the<br />
supermarket and a woman stops him<br />
in the aisle.<br />
“Hey, you were on Johnny Carson<br />
last night, weren’t you?”<br />
“Why, yes I was.”<br />
“Boy, you were terrible!!”<br />
So it was back on the road again,<br />
trying to find his voice. If he didn’t find<br />
it in ten years, that’s was it. He was going<br />
to give up.<br />
When he finally had his breakthrough<br />
on Saturday Night Live and<br />
became an overnight sensation just<br />
three months short of his 10-year<br />
deadline, he should have been happy.<br />
Except his father—who was the<br />
head of the Newport Beach Board<br />
of Realtors—penned a review of the<br />
performance in the Realtor’s newsletter<br />
and panned him. In the Realtor’s<br />
newsletter. Not like it was his beat or<br />
anything. Explained in detail why his<br />
son wasn’t funny.<br />
There’s always somebody to tell<br />
you you can’t write. You aren’t good<br />
enough. You aren’t worthy. And the<br />
fact that you know you have to ignore<br />
them and keep going doesn’t make it<br />
hurt any less.<br />
Arthur Miller told a story once. He<br />
was walking down 42nd Street one<br />
afternoon, coming out of rehearsals<br />
for Death of a Salesman. He looks up<br />
and there coming out of a restaurant<br />
in front of him is the man who was his<br />
family’s next door neighbor and the<br />
father of his best friends growing up.<br />
“Artie, Artie! How the hell are you?<br />
Haven’t seen you in years.”<br />
This is the guy on whom Miller<br />
based the character of Willie Loman.<br />
And he based the characters of Biff<br />
and Happy on the man’s two sons. He<br />
knew the guy all his life. So he asks<br />
about the man’s family and the boys<br />
and the guy bends his ear for half an<br />
hour. Then finally, he goes, “So Artie,<br />
what are you doing these days.”<br />
“I’m a playwright.”<br />
“Artie, that’s great. Anything I<br />
mighta heard of ?”<br />
“I had a play on Broadway called<br />
All My Sons.”<br />
And the guys eyes go wide and he<br />
says, “Wait a minute, YOU’RE Arthur<br />
Miller?!!”<br />
You don’t have to sell yourself short.<br />
Everyone else in your life will do it for<br />
you.<br />
***<br />
Twenty years. My journey to find my<br />
voice took 20 years from that day I realized<br />
I wanted to be a visionary writer<br />
on a houseboat. Along the way, I wrote<br />
comedy, I wrote song lyrics, I wrote<br />
magazine articles and edited a journal<br />
for a non-profit.<br />
Everybody said it was great stuff but<br />
none of it went anywhere.<br />
Until one year it did. One year, after<br />
twenty years of working at it, I started<br />
selling magazine articles. I started<br />
selling short stories. I started getting<br />
invited to poetry readings. I quit my<br />
day job and started writing ad copy.<br />
One day, a Thursday afternoon,<br />
I came home to find the light on my<br />
answering machine blinking, which<br />
hadn’t been happening quite enough.<br />
I pushed the button and heard a voice<br />
say, “Hi, my name is Don Runkle and<br />
I’m the chief engineer at Chevrolet.<br />
Would you give me call?”<br />
Talk about out of left field.<br />
So I called him and he told me that<br />
Road and Track magazine had sent<br />
them a spec article I had submitted.<br />
It was about how Chevrolet had lost<br />
their brand mojo and what they could<br />
do to get it back. The magazine didn’t<br />
even send me a rejection letter. Now I<br />
have this guy on the phone telling me<br />
that everyone on the executive team<br />
had read the article and they wanted to<br />
know who I was.<br />
He said, “We’ve been trying to articulate<br />
this for ten years, and you did it<br />
in ten pages. What do you do?”<br />
And I don’t know why I said these<br />
words but I said, “I’m a speechwriter.”<br />
He said we need speeches and the<br />
following Tuesday I was on a plane<br />
to Detroit. That one time I didn’t sell<br />
myself short … and the payoff was<br />
huge. At 37, I vaulted straight into the<br />
C-suite, stuck the landing and I’ve been<br />
there ever since. And I’ve stayed freelance<br />
for two reasons: one, I like to take<br />
a nap; and two, because I’m not here<br />
to support the status quo—I’m here to<br />
tear it up.<br />
I don’t tell my clients this but I can<br />
tell you. I’m with the underground. I’m<br />
here to unlock the cells. It’s a corporate<br />
jailbreak.<br />
I want to bust the idea that a job is<br />
just a job and shove in a new, explosive<br />
idea that will blow the doors off business<br />
as usual. And here’s the idea … an<br />
organization is not what you think it is.<br />
A company is a giant energy conversion<br />
machine. It converts hours<br />
and dollars into expanded human<br />
consciousness and expanded human<br />
connectedness.<br />
At its best, work is a path of enlightenment.<br />
At its best, work doesn’t suck<br />
the meaning out of life. At its best, work<br />
IS the meaning of life. And I’m here<br />
to rattle the cage of every leader who<br />
doesn’t get that and lead like she’s a human<br />
being first and a manager second.<br />
Like Paul Lavallier, the character in<br />
my book, I’m convinced you can make<br />
a company the ultimate expression of<br />
power to the people. And I still believe<br />
the greatest leadership song of all times<br />
is “All You Need is Love.” Followed<br />
closely by “Dancing in the Streets.”<br />
Now … about that houseboat on<br />
San Francisco Bay: it turns out they’re<br />
very damp and take a lot of maintenance.<br />
And they sink, which I would<br />
hate. So I make a life in the hills outside<br />
VSOTD.COM